What's even better is Majima becomes devastated when he loses twice for a bit. The man who basically bounced back real quick from months of torture and other horrible events.
@@baciudaniel4037 Yeah, the whole thing with Kiryu's a virgin doesn't really work considering he got laid 3 times(if I recall) in Yakuza 0, even if he wishes he didn't.
@@Sleepy_Kitsune Far as I could tell it was pretty clear they all took him to love hotels and that was the reason he was exhausted. Also, if those weren't canon, we found the only side-stories in the entire yakuza franchise(that I can think of) that aren't.
i mean you're not wrong the gun was the one that assisted the death seeing as it propels the lead and it can do it, it self you just need to drop it and hope it acts broken and accidentally shoots
Local Texan Man of Japanese Descent is bribed by several people to wear shoes given to him by a little girl. It is also noted that the Texan Man stabbed the same little girl for a limited edition pocket racer.
@@kamikaze4172 y'know i wanted to say "Local Tokyo Man of American Descent", but it didn't seem right and i wanted to stick to the trend of "Local Texan Man"
5:17 I'm glad I'm not the only one sharing that opinion. Not only is "too much Majima" a thing, but you can see the struggle the writers had to include these additional parts to the original game, like having to add a fight out of nowhere to explain a wound he shows in his second boss fight, that was originally the consequence of being shanked at the end of the first boss fight. Majima's additional content feels much more natural in Kiwami 2, considering this is where he received a lot of character development.
Kiwami leant way too hard into the "wacky random crazy" Majima when the reality is that Majima is "scary crazy", especially in 1. I think maybe it's supposed to appeal to the people coming into Kiwami from 0. In fact, this guy is talking about how "in 0 he was such a wholesome guy" so maybe they were right to tone down his evilness in Kiwami.
Wooden katana were a thing and unlike bamboo swords used for practice, when made from hardwood they were genuine weapons. While not as deadly as a proper wooden club, you can still beat somebody to death with one of those.
So JFJ says he's bald and that he wore or possibly still wears glasses. If he says he has facial hair, I can only imagine him looking like Walter White.
"why are wooden Katanas a thing?" because a sharp wooden blade can still cut and being hit by the bokken is like being hit with a baseball bat. the current kendo weapon (shinai) can still concuss, and its designed to be less harmfull to the combatants.
Shinji is the same guy as the kid who was beating jumping yakuza in yakuza 0 right? They look exactly the same and based on the end of that substory i could see him coming to work for kiryu.
"Never killed anyone" btw. As he uses a guy as a meatshield against an automatic rifle. As he runs a guy straight through with a curved sword. As he shoots a gun.
I love how Kiryu is extremely invested on the pocket racing thing
Jesus Pratt it’s even better because it’s c a n o n
@@theprovoloneman281 i l o v e m e s o m e c a n o n s h i t
What's even better is Majima becomes devastated when he loses twice for a bit. The man who basically bounced back real quick from months of torture and other horrible events.
@@theprovoloneman281 Its the magic of Yakuza, everything you did is canon to the storyline, because you're not allowed to rampage like in GTA.
fun fact, canonically pocket circuit fighter gets laid before kiryu
Canonically Haruka gets laid before Kiryu
Doesn't kyriu mention one time that he lost his virginity at 17 to an older woman?
@@baciudaniel4037 Yeah, the whole thing with Kiryu's a virgin doesn't really work considering he got laid 3 times(if I recall) in Yakuza 0, even if he wishes he didn't.
@@megahellreaper problem is those could just be considered dates, and even then they arent canon according to the dev team
@@Sleepy_Kitsune Far as I could tell it was pretty clear they all took him to love hotels and that was the reason he was exhausted. Also, if those weren't canon, we found the only side-stories in the entire yakuza franchise(that I can think of) that aren't.
The fact JFJ goes silent when Shinji dies.. damn. You can feel that.
*dramatic silence*
I thought he felt worse for renia
good thing he wasnt griefing on an empty stomach
Imagine if he would have been able to save him if he hadn't of been someone who didn't have his priorities straight for comedic purposes.
@@TheManWithManyNames Hey, comedy is the highest priority there is Kamurocho, you take back that year old statement!
12:11 technically the bullets killed them not kiryu
i mean you're not wrong the gun was the one that assisted the death seeing as it propels the lead and it can do it, it self you just need to drop it and hope it acts broken and accidentally shoots
Shit, you just brought a whole new meaning to World War 2.
That’s unusual for you. Am I gonna stand under a waterfa-
GUN
and then sensei said "Gun!"
A waterfall of bullets
someone just throws him the shotgun and he one hand pumps it.
"next lesson is american style"
Woman: "you are the kind of man that becomes a DILF without trying"
Me: *After playing yakuza 3 to 6* That is.......not untrue.
At long last... The broken glory that is the Tiger Drop.
wowee time to press a button input at the right time and do over half of a bosses health bar
Tiger Drop is so good that you can do your taxes with it.
"Nooooooo you can't just counter every attack with a super strong punch noooooooo"
"Haha Tiger Drop goes smash"
Amon: Yeah I am gonna beat you and become the ultimate warrior!
Kiryu: *Suck on my tiger drop bitchboy*
Local Texan Man of Japanese Descent is bribed by several people to wear shoes given to him by a little girl. It is also noted that the Texan Man stabbed the same little girl for a limited edition pocket racer.
He's of Japsnese descent?
@@kamikaze4172 y'know i wanted to say "Local Tokyo Man of American Descent", but it didn't seem right and i wanted to stick to the trend of "Local Texan Man"
@@inyoface05 I see
Proceeds to slam a whole motorcycle into a mans stomach
Jfj:he's not dead he's not dead! He's fake dead!
11:37 NEVER KILLED A MAN!!
1:30
@@T-Jex MERELY PRETENDING
Rubber motorbike.
I love how Death Stranding music played when he got the Mew Shoes.
He was so heart broken seeing the limited Golem Tiger go missing and he's immediately given the worst punishment, aka the cat shoes torture.
6:27 Kiryu "what am i going to stand under a waterfall?" Komaki "GUN"
The fact that Shinji died after JFJ lost that pocket circuit race is no coincidence
Mew shoes
" Everytimes player wear this shoes chat will start a bid war "
The flashbacks are great. So is the text you added at 2:00, amazing work guru, keep up the fire editing :).
Oh BOY
I can't wait for another 3 months to go by so I can watch the next one
Watch the stream vod if you have time
The Man of Constant Sorrow Elias I was there when he streamed it, and it was awesome
I was hoping to see his reaction when Kiryu's walking together with Haruka while holding her hand. It's so wholesome
JFJ unlocking tiger drop is like handing grenades to a toddler
6:07 The first, and only time Kiryu will feel at bliss
Even though i know the story
YA CANT JUST LEAVE US ON THAT CLIFFHANGER
"Kiryu has canonically never killed a single person" *proceeds to run a man through with a cutlas*
Rubber cutlass
It's not Kiryu's fault if they can't crawl to help in time
"You got mew shoes" JFJ: (has war flashbacks)
1:30 “Kiryu has canonically never killed a person.”
Back in Yakuza Kiwami PT:3
*"O H M Y G O D !-"*
I’m addicted to smashing the enemies’ faces into walls
you can do it in RGG5 without needing Heat.
I was completely silent when Shinji died, then I saw the username ‘jfj got a small ween’ and I busted out laughing
So if I get this right, Kiryu is a virgin to both sex and murder. Kinda cringe
I mean, having a relatable main character is good for a video game, I guess
Bi-Polarbear he's still a god at pocket circuit, so he's still based.
Well he slaps Haruka in this game,as any epic gamer would
It’s just the Yakuza way
@@coel3572 why... just why... that hurts dude(or dudette)
“Kiryu has never killed a person.”
Cut to flashback
“OH MY GOD”
5:00 J is bringing his chad persona from F13 back.
2:21 is like Vietnam flashbacks for my boi 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
i have been watching this entire yakuza series in the course of one day and i love it
now the time is right COMBINE THE MEW SHOES AND THE JINGLE SOCKS
edit: nvm
Majima in Yakuza 0: wholesome(ish) bean
Majima in Yakuza Kiwami, every 5 minutes: *”KIRYU-CHAN!”*
loving the edits here gure nice job
9:53 "my vision is augmented."
flashbacks to “i’m just casually waiting for jfj to unlock tiger drop”
12:40 NOOO HAHAHA I REMEMBER THIS STREAM FFS SHINJI WAS LEFT FOR DEAD FOR HOURSSSS💀🤣🤣🤣
I forgot how much Kiryu cared for Shinji and Reina.
He sounds so destroyed having his friend die in his arms.
Cant wait til the final part comes out and we see his reaction to the final fight in the Tower
Video: heartbreaking moment of a close friend dying
Donos: JFJ has a small ween
"If you're poor, just dont be poor"
~JFJ~2020~
And I just rewatched your Yakuza videos a few hours ago. What a pleasant surprise.
JFJ when playing karaoke - WOAH BREAKING THE LAW BREAKING THE WAAAOOOOUDD
JFJ when Reina, Shinji died - *gay silence*
0:42 Now this is character development
11:45 YEEE
To be fair to Majima in the end of Yakuza 0 he did say he was going to live the crazy life crazier than everyone else
10:11 JFJ’s vision is augmented.
12:23 New Heat Action:Essence of Third Person Shooter
I don't feel so out of place now that I know JFJ also has prescription Sunglasses
1:35 that’s very hard to believe besides the little clip JFJ added in because of the car shooting chase in Yakuza 0
5:17 I'm glad I'm not the only one sharing that opinion. Not only is "too much Majima" a thing, but you can see the struggle the writers had to include these additional parts to the original game, like having to add a fight out of nowhere to explain a wound he shows in his second boss fight, that was originally the consequence of being shanked at the end of the first boss fight.
Majima's additional content feels much more natural in Kiwami 2, considering this is where he received a lot of character development.
Kiwami leant way too hard into the "wacky random crazy" Majima when the reality is that Majima is "scary crazy", especially in 1. I think maybe it's supposed to appeal to the people coming into Kiwami from 0. In fact, this guy is talking about how "in 0 he was such a wholesome guy" so maybe they were right to tone down his evilness in Kiwami.
Kiryu never killed anyone
11:40
-insert Baka mitai-
I can’t wait to see J play Yakuza 6
I've been waiting so long for a new episode :( it cant be over already!
Nts: never talk to J when I’m poor.
2:25 O Fortuna begins playing
WTF is that straight punch to the pp? WHY IS IT SO GODDAMN STRONG
Kiryu hits like a damn sledgehammer, when you get hit by him, it fucking hurts. When that punch is aimed at your nads, you don’t wanna get back up.
00:28 He is a virgin because no woman is worthy of this wholesome boi.
8:14 woahhhhh parry with no parry
Can't wait to see J fight Jingu, literally the worst designed boss fight in the entirety of gaming history
Wooden katana were a thing and unlike bamboo swords used for practice, when made from hardwood they were genuine weapons. While not as deadly as a proper wooden club, you can still beat somebody to death with one of those.
Kiru hands out concussions like raffle tickets.
thanks gure for the edited :D
Never killed a person
* use a man as a human shield *
Nope not a single person
Kiryu: “I’ve only known Haruka for a day but if anything happens to her, I will kill everyone in this room and then myself”
I LOVE THAT ITS CANON THAT KIRYU IS A NERD FOR POCKET CIRCUIT RACING
Kiryu has NEVER killed anyone except all those times he killed people
I don’t know what I would do without Gure.
16:57
Character Dies
Sad
It's my time to appear
Now I understand why Tiger drop is memed to hell, jeez that counter hits like a heat action
Yassss bro I love listening to others react to the game since I feel no emotion...
Kiryu is star platinum confirmed
2:20
*AW SHIT!!!*
Here we go again
A fuck he finally reached the part where *EVERYONE FUCKING DIES*
Yakuza is a serious crim thriller, until it actually is and hits you with a SPEED bus of emotions
1:55 Gure back at it again.
I love the editor
“Kiryu has never killed a person” *uses a human shield*
a random internet person right, cuz kiryu made a human shield of em
New noise combo: lucky cat
Mew Shoes 2: Electric Boogaloo
Sucks how the stream went out edit also I can really tell I'm the first
1:24 the American government
Well the damn meow shoes bring a ton of money in the game and IRL
From Kiwami 1. He'll be playing Kiwami 2 You are related to Kiwami.
*Kiryu doesn't kill people*
Also Kiryu 12:02
When the mew shoes came back I got nam flashbacks
everytime j gets a big donation should be bass boosted kiryu-chan
So JFJ says he's bald and that he wore or possibly still wears glasses. If he says he has facial hair, I can only imagine him looking like Walter White.
Kiryu really just smacked their nuts like that
Great editing as usual
Lol i remember asking him that question thats awesome to see it in the video 😃
This soap opera gets better and better
"why are wooden Katanas a thing?" because a sharp wooden blade can still cut and being hit by the bokken is like being hit with a baseball bat. the current kendo weapon (shinai) can still concuss, and its designed to be less harmfull to the combatants.
"Now that i'm older i respect kids"
*Flashback*
"Man fuck them kids!!"
Should have gotten the Shrink wrapped magazine as the gift.
Kiryu´s Bizarre Adventure
12:00 never killed a single person
Shinji is the same guy as the kid who was beating jumping yakuza in yakuza 0 right? They look exactly the same and based on the end of that substory i could see him coming to work for kiryu.
Yeah.
Or more accurately, the kid in 0 is Shinji from 1.
"Never killed anyone" btw.
As he uses a guy as a meatshield against an automatic rifle.
As he runs a guy straight through with a curved sword.
As he shoots a gun.
To be fair, he didn't kill the guy he used as a shield. The gun did
So I’m stuck on zero where they’re cleaning the offices I’ve tried everything but it won’t continue
The tiger drop is so disrespectful.
🎶I wear my sunglasses at night🎶