Subway Shenanigans w/ David Cross | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 176
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We got special guest bear David Cross guest-bearing with Tom Segura this week. Go Catch David on “The Worst Daddy In The World Tour” and get tickets at officialdavidcross.com
They discuss how important it is to pick the person you bring on comedy tours with you so they can eat the leftovers you don’t like. They trade morning radio horror stories, H. Jon Benjamin, Brendon Walsh, Mr. Show with Bob and David, and the Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret. Tom discusses his cancelled Subway commercial campaign, improvising, how slow small towns are, and being not being ready to see animals being prepared for meals. They discuss touring, recording specials, hecklers and their kids.
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00:00:00 - Intro - David Cross and Touring
00:06:28 - Morning Radio Horror Stories
00:20:22 - H. Jon Benjamin and Brendon Walsh Messing with People
00:28:13 - Mr. Show and Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret
00:37:36 - Terrible Acting Gigs and Tom’s Subway Commercials
00:53:56 - Texas is Slower
00:59:50 - Preparing Turtles, Marlins and Other Animals
01:12:52 - DJ Premier, Touring and Hecklers
01:35:52 - Tom and David’s Stories About Their Kids - ตลก
Thank god it’s Tom
I've bee. Praying been the last 2 hours I can't handle 2 weeks in a row of bert episodes
@Lucas DonValour daves funnier than either bear, plus hes woke
Fucking RIGHT. The fact that the bert did the ep with C.K still has me sad
They both kinda be bland nowadays ngl
@@Ottophil because being “woke” is what’s important 💀
David: “I’m sorry I cut you off…”
We’re in for some proper conversations folks.
Oh u mean Neal Brennan isn't the guest?
If Bert didn’t talk over people all the time id watch more of his solo episodes
It’s okay, Episode 177 is right back to Bert talking to himself for 3 hours again 😅
Let the conversation begin 😏
2 Beers 1 Can is where I go for all my proper conversational needs.
I love how Cross refers to YMH as "your mother's house"
Tobias was the one of the greatest characters ever created. David is the best.
"Look I blue myself" 😅😂
@@Z-pizzle23 The Man Inside Me by Tobias Funke 😂😂
Im afraid I've prematurely shot my load and what was suppose to be a dry run if you will ...and now I have something of a mess on my hands
Analrapest
he was the worlds first “Analrapist” too
David Cross, apologizing for cutting Tim off within the first minute, is something Tim will never experience again.
Why
@@stanners4363 because Brent loves hearing himself talk so much he'll cut ppl off before they finish and ignore how annoying it is.
@@stanners4363Because the majority of this show is usually Bart talking over Tom.
I actually ran to comments to find this comment or mention it myself.....
*is something Tim will never experience again.
45:10 Tom low key bummed that someone just blew his black guy impression completely out of the water.
That was exactly my thought 😂😂
i mean damn, i had to rewind two times on my phone cuz i thought it was a soundclip at first. crazy good!
@@satricon same dude 😭☠️
OMG it was SO impressive! 😆
@@satricon I’m not even kidding I replayed it like 6 times because it was so good
Watching Tom laugh his ass off and improv with Cross makes me so happy
The mutual respect is so incredibally apparent - when they get into a flow it's majestic
I can't wait for David Cross' own podcast, I've been enjoying all his appearances in the podcast world.
Didn't he have one for a bit now?
I want another stand up special from him. He’s the best
I hope its with bob odenkirk
ONLY DAVE COULD CALL IT "YOUR MOTHER'S HOUSE" AND NOT GET A REACTION
Right? Tim respects David enough to let that one slide.
Reminds me of when Mos Def and Christopher Hitchens were on Real Time. Mos got heated over something and Hitchens was like "Excuse me, Mr. Definitely..."
TWICE
I suspect that's because he knows David Cross is the kind of comedian that does things wrong on purpose to get a reaction, and he'd rather be in on the joke with David Cross then correct him and find out if it was a joke.
I literally lol’d when he said it. It was just so…David Cross.
Davids impression of a black man is actual amazing 😆
I was listening to the podcast and had to immediately check out the video because I wanted to see who said that 😂 impressive
It turned me into a telescope 🔭
Very Barry White
That caught me so off guard, and I saw this comment first lol
Came here to post this. That was unreal.
I've never seen Tom so nervous to impress another comedian before. That's a massive compliment to David Cross
"Doing your Mother's house was great!"
David is polite he called it by it's formal name 💀
2 minutes in and David apologized for cutting him off. Probably the first time Tim has ever heard that on this show after dealing with Bart for so long
Tim? Thought his name was Tom.
@@BaNoodles999 Tim is Brent's co-host on Two Bears One Cave. Catch up.
@bigconey203 Bart Brent something like that, definitely Tim though
I love how much Tom geeks out with David. He is so giddy.
That’s racist af bro
@@sweetlove9237 I said giddy, not ginny. I'm not friggin Brent.
Finally an episode that’s not about Brents feelings
Bridging the generation gap of comics was epic. Hearing Tom talk to one of the legends of gen X comedy is so good. Love Cross.
It's also good to know Jon Benjamin acts like Archer in real world situations.
Check out his jazz album, he hired a professional band and he can't play but still recorded around 6 songs. Best part he didn't tell the band he can't play so when he starts they are all thinking wtf?😅
I'm glad the Gordon's fisherman paid a visit to the cave this morning.
I trust him
Gordon Fistherman?
The yellow hoodie and the beard. Make him look like the Guy in the fish food products in the grocery. I love their breaded fish in the frozen aisle
@@Mannydamon 🤫
@@HeyThatWeirdGuy 🤫
I love that you can see in Toms eyes that he understands that Cross is a comedy legend. Worthy respect
I’ll always remember the scene from scary movie 2. “I don’t need help, I can do it myself slurp slurp” and then when they put on the glasses and there’s jizz all over his face 🤣 epic
Or like when he falls after jot grabbing the strong hand.
Then like 30 minutes later, he comes crawling in.
“OW”
I love these new Tom Talks 😅
Kinda sick of guest bears. I’m just a huge fan of this shit and it’s been like 2 months with fucken guest bears. It’s a god damn treat to see the original 2 Bears now.
@@carter6070 Nah, I never watch a Bert episode unless it's a guest I really want to see. Btw, OP, I'm guessing it is just a labeling thing, he realized he'd always get more views under the 2 Bears name.
You and no one else
@@williambartholmey5946 no its still 2Bears even if it isnt filmed in the 2Bears studio & even if 1 of the 2 Bears isnt there
Who is Tim?
Hearing David go “I’m sorry I cut you off” within the first two minutes was so bizarre. A self awareness severely lacking on the other side of the table normally 😂
I would soooo rock a “poors get the olives” shirt!
LOL at David saying “oh sorry I cut you off” when Bert does it 50 times per episode
David is an amazing actor, he's a great comedian but dude made growing up awesome...small soldiers is in my #1 kids movie...
HOLY SHIT YESSS!! Born in 97 but my siblings were 86 and 89. I loved that movie! It was only on vhs, or at blockbuster
I’m sorry to hear that
You can tell when Tommy has someone he really respects creatively and professionally: he gets sooo much more chatty and really starts driving a conversation. We should all be so lucky to get excited like that!
I love it when great comedians who we rarely see do podcast runs 👌
Dave and Tim should do these more regularly. Dave’s a treasure and their chemistry keeps your jeans so high and tight.
Would love it if Dave did a pod on the YMH channel!
When you see David Cross in a movie or TV show, you know it's going to be funny.
Alvin and the chipmunks but I don't blame him for taking that cash
@@ronisize15 yeah but he’s funny in that
YAY A 2 BEARS EPISODE THAT ISNT JUST A BERTCAST!!!!!!
They're the only ones I'll watch anymore
It’s Tom talks
@@ShowtimeThaRaptor thats a podcast on the tom segura channel, this is a 2 bears episode.
@@ShowtimeThaRaptor nah….those were boring as shit……this is actually funny
I don't watch any of the bertcast 2.0 episodes. When are the going to change the name of this pod to 2 bears 2 caves?
Finally finally, we may be one step closer to having HJB with Tim Tom and the 1 Bear 1 Burger podcast will begin.
David calling it Your Mothers House literally kills me lol
Now, this is an episode I'll listen to!! We love David ❤️ Cross!!
I love to see Tom showing off his records looking so proud of his collection
Are they records if they are still in the plastic and look unused, or is it art?!
Tim definitely doesn't own a record player.
@@MrKylederpNo but he probably has a turntable for playing all the old Hip Hop tunes he owns at home.
Same, pretty cool collection! Gotta imagine he’s got a sweet music set up at home now that he’s not a fat poor, just a skinny rich
It’s so sad that Bart is no longer with us
Get these two a podcast together!
Tommy Bunz just pronounced Linear “Lineer.” Mommies, please put this under the won/“wawn” category 😂😂😂
53:10
Came here for this
1 of the many great soundbites to come from this episode. YOUR MOTHERS HOUSE and David's black impression was pure gold.
Juan is what he's saying. He is a spic.
rick rubin is always a treat!
🤣
Was so delighted to see this on my feed I love David cross Mr show is my favorite of all time
The world needs a solo podcast from Tom so bad
He had one. And no one watched so he stopped
I disagree completely I think I would prefer him with a co-host
Hard pass
@@Barbievel Do you have any evidence to back that up?
@@TheBigFunky4 look up Tom Talks
I LOVE Brendan Small. Home Movies, Metalocalypse, Squidbillies. Amazing shows! H. Jon Benjamin was the star of Home Movies. I miss that show.
Squidbillies was matt and dave same guys that made athf. Brendan small is awsome tho
Great stuff.
H. Jon was Coach Mcguirk, a pretty big side character but the main character of the show was Brendon.
My favorite H. Jon is Bob from Bob's Burgers & Archer
Home Movies is great. Reminds me of staying over at a friend's house in elementary school staying up to watch adult swim
Morning all you poors!!! Have a beautiful one!!!!
David Cross doing the “Jermaine Fotarius” voice 😂😂😂😂😂
Tom hardly ever looks insecure except when he's around someone he actually loves and respects and David Cross is clearly one of 'em lol. Glad to see there's a little joy left in there bud
Tom is a great interviewer. Thank you for putting this out
He called it "Your Mothers House" 🤣
I’d love to see these two as a recurring theme, like a super chill protect our parks series
Everytime I see David Cross I get reminded of why he's been such funny comedian..lol
David Cross is a national treasure
No actually he’s a part of the woke mob.
His career has been so diverse and varied, even though nearly all (or just all) of his endeavors have fallen within the comedic arena. He does different styles of comedy so well, and always elevates any projects he’s a part of. Definitely one of the best comedic actors of the modern era, who I personally think doesn’t get the reverence he deserves. He’s beloved, for sure, but he should be in the conversations that mention people like Carlin, Robin Williams, etc.
I’m gonna stop sucking his dick now lol
"I'm sorry I cut you off"
We're never gonna hear that again here.
Let’s all give David a standing ovation after apologizing for cutting Tom off
Really prefer episodes with Guest Bears and Tim at this point. Guess I just like watching Tom do light interviews without being constantly interrupted.
Same lol
You seem like you are more into an n.p.r. kind of thing, I would stop watching podcasts if you enjoy Tom.
Yeah or any pod Bert's not on
@@421less1 then watch any other YMH offering outside of this one? 😂😂
@@GorbyP I like listening to conversations above room temperature IQ and with back and forth. I started listening to podcasts because of Tom, dipshit. Not sure if you noticed but he's the funny one.
Loved this guy in Small Soldiers! What a great movie.
The poo
Yes it was!! I haven't thought of it in while gonna have to watch it again tonight
Such a small part of his career, but that was my introduction to him as a kid, didn't get into his stand up and sketches until later
@@jackzwahlen764 Same. I saw him in that and then in Men In Black
a podcast with these two would be amazing. i’ve checked out on burnt railroading every show
Same
Unsub
@@giantturd5157 on ymh studios i don’t have a choice if i want to watch tommybuns
the sign language bit on tod margarate is the best
Thank you to the booth boys for taking the crazy shiny wrapping off of the Public Enemy record. That glare was intense and I was bummed at first when that was the one he picked. Way to be there, team. 👏🏼
Ahhh shit!!!! This is gonna be killer. My jeans are high and tight for this one.
Gay
@@ETAisNOW not without eye contact
@@michaeloftaoism GAYYYYYYYY
I will absolutely listen to a David Cross podcast 💯
I love David Cross!! “Got something in the late 70’s, early 80’s punk files?” I hope Tom took notes.
Bert is LOADED for that better help ad, holy shit. It's like he's looking at a Margharita behind the camera.
Please MORE DAVID! Literally so funny and I haven’t even watched yet.
I miss the 2 bears of 2 bears..
David cross is forever the rc guy from San Andreas ❤️
The fact that they're not only both masters of their craft but very close and comfortable friends with great chemistry makes this peak podcast material imo- love both of these dudes, it's like seeing world's collide. I could hear them riff about food for hours and be totally cool with it.
Love the Tom episodes, watching Bert is just getting sad now.
Bart looks like he's about to lick the bucket.
@@gavinsmith6108 The KFC bucket? 🍗
Just saw his new special... about 60 seconds of it before I turned it off.
You gotta love bernt"s squealing hyena fake laugh though,right?
@@andycatsell no
I love David Cross. Great show guys!
When I hear "actors with an odd cadence", I immediately think of Tennessee.
Run Ronnie Run is one of my favorite comedy movies of all time. David is a legend.
David apologizing for cutting Tom off literally made me feel relaxed 🤣
Now this'll be a good episode.
It's awesome when Tom can actually speak lol
This was an incredible episode, I would entirely listen to a David Cross podcast. You kidding me? Announce it, I'll be there!
It’s announced !!
All I can ever think about when I see David is his scene in scary movie where he tells Tara Patrick he can do it himself 😂😂
Hahha same!! His character was amazing in that movie...Him and 'grab my strong hand' dude 😆
4:43 in an already laughing more than I have in a week! I love this analrapist!
“Get ready- Here comes ANUSTART”!
David Cross went full Boxy Brown @45:11
I went and rewatched the opening bit from “I’m From the Future” and laughed as hard or harder than I did when I first watched it. Bravo Mr. Cross. You’re a legend.
This man should have won an Oscar for Run Ronnie Run!
I’m gonna pay the doctor who makes special shoes NOT to make special shoes
Hell yeah a tolerable episode this week!
I like when they talked about berries for like a full minute.
"She gave me some good notes." 😆
I love the your mothers house podcast network
David cross will always be that guy off of Alvin and the chipmunks for me
Omg yes same
53:12 The way Tim pronounces "linear" as "luh-NEER" is a nightmeer
David was right. Podcasting is the best way to promote. I have tickets to see him in Cleveland now
Such a break from that one alcoholic that interrupts Tom!
The more successful Tom gets, the more his inner Garth reveals itself
😂😂
Apt. Apt analysis.
“Im sorry I cut you off” first time hearing that.
This is one of my fav 2bears. I'm gonna go re-watch Arrested Development.
David Cross starting a podcast? Consider me subscribed sir!
Bert’s special drops tomorrow. I’m so excited, but I’m also willing to bet he still somehow interrupts someone in the special! He looks fatter than ever, so I can’t wait for him to tell us how skinny he looks😂
"I'm sorry I cut you off."
that's a two bears first.
I want YMH to open a studio in NYC just to add David Cross into the fold.
Really missing Nadav these days 😕
How long the big J been gone?
Two bears with no Bart is the best.
For the longest time I understood that David went on tour with Sean Penn! 😂 I was like: hmmm, that’s rather odd….. but then in the last minute it became clear that it’s Sean Patton…. 😂😂
LOL @ "Is that berry country" Excellent question! and response
Praise Allah, I couldn’t listen to Bart cut people off again this week.
I wish 2 bears never had Bart on again.
Not often I see a fellow Chaz.
I thrive when I'm able to find the time to hear anything YMH...I Love You Guys/Mommies!!!
David cross....man the years of laughs i have had from that guy, so good.
I really miss Nadav's laugh. It always makes me smile.
He was on the new where my moms at?