A mom friend with a spending addiction that tries to get me to pay for her entire trip.

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Alice: Don't say that. We're very good friends.
Jennifer: 'Friends' don't try to pull this kind of shit on friends.

[@krdean134]

Amen

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Invest in a pair of rubber gloves. They'll protect your hands.