I Did These 3 Things to Achieve my Dreams

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  • @stevenbridges
    @stevenbridges 4 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    How are you so funny and so educational all at once? I laugh and I learn. Win Win!

    • @skydude3525
      @skydude3525 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      IKR!!! It's awesome!!

    • @EarthyReenz
      @EarthyReenz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he is the best

  • @doddleoddle
    @doddleoddle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    this was GREAT

  • @ziaride
    @ziaride 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    After 10 months of being out of work I applied for my dream job that I was unqualified for thinking there was no way they'd consider me. I was applying for a few positions every day and by then I'd applied for everything in the state but needed something to document for the unemployment office. I was hired, with a sign on bonus and amazing pay. They'd been looking for 2 years to fill the position.

    • @laurapreston7025
      @laurapreston7025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thank you for sharing your story, it is really helpful.

    • @nefertitimontoya
      @nefertitimontoya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      congrats!!

    • @birakbe
      @birakbe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Congratulations

    • @Marunius
      @Marunius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What job was that and what did you write in your CV :P?

    • @ziaride
      @ziaride 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thanks all. This was a job that I first wanted way back in middle school. We had to write up a resume and apply to some job you thought you might want to do when older. We had mock interviews and the resumes were sent off to the real companies, a few kids were hired for 1 day internships. I never got a response back on mine but then 25 years later I was working for that company doing that job. :)

  • @indiecovers9746
    @indiecovers9746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy has really been posting for 13 years! That is so awesome! Dedication 101

  • @amandavalentine37
    @amandavalentine37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    I’m just genuinely so happy Craig finally has a million subscribers. He has worked so hard and so consistently, even as his style has changed and evolved over time. Been watching since the days of Ty the Regular Guy and classic Craiggity Craig Craig with a Wig and I’m so glad he’s reached such a significant milestone. Thanks for all your videos over the years, and congrats, Craig! 🦅🤛

    • @Flehwah
      @Flehwah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This has always bummed me so much. In my country (Germany) there are so many local channels who do beauty videos or let's plays with a much narrower theoretical reach because they're in German, and yet the have millions of subscribers. Meanwhile, Craig was around 400k. So glad he finally reached 1mio now.

    • @MoreThanJustSkinDeep
      @MoreThanJustSkinDeep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too!! I’ve been watching since the beginning and I’m so glad he finally hit a MIL!!

    • @Scrofar
      @Scrofar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same, I was here since the days of the Banjo Smile and the Clone Machine. It was bumming me out how low his views seemed to go. But I'm happy for him picking himself back up, still going forward, still doing what he loves, not getting in trouble with the beauty community, and having a stable family life.

    • @bethanyspencer497
      @bethanyspencer497 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Scrofar If you ever saw the video where he tried in his girlfriend's (i.e Chyna's) makeup you might be amazed he didn't get in trouble with the beauty community. 🤣 Joking, he looked beautiful!!

    • @StuartOden
      @StuartOden 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here I used to watch this guy back when HuskyStarcraft was still making vids. Craig is legit

  • @jessherselfable
    @jessherselfable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    To the “Too Many Jokes” people, he’s gotta get the jokes out here for the sake of his marriage!

    • @Mizzpinkperfect
      @Mizzpinkperfect 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jess Wagstrom Lmbo yes China does not be goin

  • @Mu3azOsman
    @Mu3azOsman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    man, listen!
    you are one of the reasons I've been chasing this youtube thing for almost 8 years, all because I just wanna create stuff.
    you have changed a lot of things and pot a lot in perspective for me.
    I just wanna say thank you! you have changed a lot of lives that you probably don't know of just by being you and doing what you do
    much love and respect bro

  • @matthewdrummond1340
    @matthewdrummond1340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    I feel you. I too am old Craig. I know because:
    A. You don't seem old
    B. My back hurts when I sneeze

    • @StraveTube
      @StraveTube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ah yes, the two signs.

    • @ericainspace
      @ericainspace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @EliT Are you sure you're 22? When was the last time you looked in the mirror? How many years ago was your last birthday? If you truly are 22... Oh man. You need to see a doctor!

    • @eriley7809
      @eriley7809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m 16 and I can relate to B...... I think I may have scoliosis

  • @redhead3322
    @redhead3322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "while laying in bed awake trying to drown out the bad thoughts" is one of the most amazing and relatable things that you've ever said.

  • @PurrmagePaperCompany
    @PurrmagePaperCompany 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Not gonna lie, the “I just made videos for myself and my circle of friends and for 3 years I had like 30 subscribers” just made me feel SO MUCH BETTER and motivated to keep at it. Thanks for this video :)

  • @fran.mountain
    @fran.mountain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +932

    Less than 2 minutes in... the jokes are strong with this one.

    • @danielisozaki8522
      @danielisozaki8522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes, lol! I'm loving this

    • @TheBondsJamesBonds
      @TheBondsJamesBonds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This is my first of his videos. I just saw Mark Rober retweet that he was nearing a million and figured I could help with that.
      This. Is. Phenomenal.

    • @username00009
      @username00009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Less than two minutes in, I couldn’t stop myself from hitting the Like button. I usually have to remind myself to do that (on other channels) as a show of support.

    • @mellularphone
      @mellularphone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His joke style is exactly like Will Forte. Even kinda sounds like him...

    • @ThisisCitrus
      @ThisisCitrus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Finally someone who makes jokes and not just re-hashing memes. Take notes, kids. This is actual humor.

  • @aidanc.d.2695
    @aidanc.d.2695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Him: try being a waiter, you won’t take the work home with you!
    Me, waking up in a cold sweat at 5am: holy shit I forgot their ranch 😳😳😳

    • @rrrrrfffff
      @rrrrrfffff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😅🤣

  • @T1J
    @T1J 4 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    an old school style wheezy vid!

    • @bilalkawsara9539
      @bilalkawsara9539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      AYYYYY it's the1janitor, I love both your channels and learn so much from them!

    • @jellybeanmafia
      @jellybeanmafia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Huh, I was not expecting a crossover of my two favourite channels!

    • @username00009
      @username00009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Drew Pines going now!

    • @nefertitimontoya
      @nefertitimontoya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love this vid because it mixes the comedic style wheezy has developed over years, with the new subject matter of life improvement. One of my personal goals is to mix past things I've learned/been with all the new things I've been learning in as elegant a way as Craig does :)

  • @MIGALA666
    @MIGALA666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    "Vsauce: Wheezy here. Why do I look so much like Michael?"

  • @PrimeStudios
    @PrimeStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    My joke density meter is pegging out over here...

    • @Mike-yz6nf
      @Mike-yz6nf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      hey man lets keep it family friendly

    • @hexagal4754
      @hexagal4754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We're approaching Emperors New Groove saturation levels over here

  • @thepatsyfamily
    @thepatsyfamily 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    "Do it until you're fluent."

  • @lauracuthbert5630
    @lauracuthbert5630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Craig, I remember watching that small apartment of tears. The free bagel Fridays. POPS. The months you made videos about breakfast because you were working all day. It all holds a really special place in my heart, but even more: a special place in my ambition and motivation for following my own passions. Career and personal! Thanks for inspiring so many of us then and reflecting on all of it now (it makes us reflect too).
    1000000 in 13 years makes me smile bigger than a 2010 banjo face.
    More than the sleep deprived laughter after driving 20 hours with Andy Glover to see DPC in Utah.
    More than the connection after meeting so many wonderful friends at that D3PO gathering in Seattle--I have a zoom call scheduled with some of them tomorrow.
    More than the warmth of starting every tour and road trip with Bedrolls Across America because it makes me want to do something I haven't ever done and is silly as anything.
    Thanks for holding us up and sticking around. Thanks for growing up and showing us all of the wonderful changes. So grateful that 999999 others get to feel parts of it too.
    A beautiful family and a kind perspective is always waiting on this channel. As is a tremendous sense of "I'm going to try." Thank you for trying and doing. Always my best!

    • @bradley1048
      @bradley1048 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i'm glad i'm not the only one who loved the old videos. there was a time i sorted by oldest first and binged every. single. one.

  • @sgsax
    @sgsax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    So far I'm at the "know you're an idiot" stage. Pretty sure that means I'm right on target for ultimate success. Thanks for sharing your wheezy words of wisdom!

    • @nefertitimontoya
      @nefertitimontoya 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      honestly really underrated advice! I've learned the biggest skills that I now consider my main gigs from throwing needing to be good/knowing out the window when I start :) Good luck!

    • @ericdaniel323
      @ericdaniel323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The more you know, the more you know you don't know. When you finally admit that you know nothing at all, they give you a Ph.D.

  • @crashedherparty
    @crashedherparty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    i just found you a week or two ago, and am shocked that you only have 1 million subscribers. you're funnier and wittier and have better content than most people with 10x the subscribers. (this isn't your mom posting this.)

  • @sarahoakes9025
    @sarahoakes9025 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Literally the ONLY sponsorship message in TH-cam that I will listen to and not strategically skip. Because Craig is wonderful and I cannot skip Craig. Well chosen Audible.

  • @newbiegaming6090
    @newbiegaming6090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I have NO IDEA how or even why this appeared in my recommendations. But I'm glad it did.

  • @Lunatheia
    @Lunatheia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how completely honest this is. Like he's not trying to sound like he knows it all, it's just what worked for him and sharing it with the world.
    Thanks WeezyWaiter

  • @MissHanake
    @MissHanake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    uggghhh u make me realise i have no excuse not to be doing useful stuff. it's very good of you to do that.

    • @RashidMBey
      @RashidMBey 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are ya doing, Miss?

  • @dallenpowell2745
    @dallenpowell2745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't know who you are, I don't know how I ended up watching this video at 2 in the morning, and I don't know anything about anything. But you, my friend, are a hilarious, brilliant genius. Thank you for just being awesome and keep doing what you're doing. You've gained another subscriber today.

  • @allisonbuettner3934
    @allisonbuettner3934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Just wanted to say hi and that I’m really excited to watch because I have been struggling a lot with figuring out what I wanna do. Congrats on 1M. I’ve been here since you were filming out of your closet in your apartment. Proud to have grown with you. 😊

  • @readreadwriteread9039
    @readreadwriteread9039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude where have you been all my life?
    Love this list. Really enjoyed the optimistic yet realistic tone.

  • @ShinaRealTv
    @ShinaRealTv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Realized I've been watching for 10 years, I remember loving your intro, beardlovers, explosions and all the clones. And i remember being annoyed that you didn't have more than sometimes 50k subs when you deserved more! Now you're one of the big ones! And tbh your vids are just becoming better and better

  • @burkecollectiveintl3594
    @burkecollectiveintl3594 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You did the exact thing people wish all other youtubers would do, & got to the point in the first 10 seconds. The rest of the watch time is carried by your charisma. Ty so much

  • @rasmusbrekke9412
    @rasmusbrekke9412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    In other news... I think the coffee’s done. I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE’S DONE!

  • @yasha36
    @yasha36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I needed this. I am alone, no kids and I have my tears. I am going to start saving.

  • @midkills
    @midkills 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    wheezywaiter is like a vsauce that's more relatable

    • @jamesnix6463
      @jamesnix6463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sooo true

    • @blueeyedtech1234
      @blueeyedtech1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My mind is now blown 🤯

    • @danielisozaki8522
      @danielisozaki8522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They even look alike!

    • @VicenteSchmitt
      @VicenteSchmitt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can’t unsee it

    • @blueeyedtech1234
      @blueeyedtech1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It would be funny if they did some kind of collaboration were they each try to do a video in the style of the other

  • @Madrawn
    @Madrawn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    13 years. I was yet to start college when I started watching and now my 30th is right around the corner. Can't wait for your "Daugther finished college with PhD"-celebration video to remind me that I'm old.

  • @iamgerg
    @iamgerg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think Paul Schaefer of David Letterman fame put it best. "Opportunity is mostly luck, and you can't plan for luck, but you have to practice every day, because when opportunity does knock, you had better be able to perform."

  • @lukecunningham8793
    @lukecunningham8793 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy's self aware type humor is absolutely spot on. Subscribed about 30 seconds into the video. love it.

  • @aSongScout
    @aSongScout 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    This video felt deliciously like old-school WheezyWaiter

    • @shrutik8584
      @shrutik8584 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      In rare form indeed!

  • @scottbergman8662
    @scottbergman8662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you for this video. Not only very entertaining, but you did a great job explaining what you need to do to...”get ahead”. I have 2 awesome kids (not really children, they’re 18 & 20, respectively) that are stuck in the “how do I get there from here” situation. One is going to a nice university to figure it out and the other went JC, hoping to figure it out (still working on it). I am forwarding this video to them, hoping it will inspire them and maybe help them push them to start working on the “...to there” part. I have tried my “old man” suggestions, but didn’t work because I’m their father and who listens to their father? Maybe this will work.

  • @BethanyKay
    @BethanyKay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Love your quirky style, and your three stupidly-smart tips. One day I'll have a million subscribers too, thanks to you.
    If anyone is ever feeling discouraged, just keep doing you, you're the only YOU there is!!

    • @projectpunks5519
      @projectpunks5519 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks Dr. Seuss! :)

    • @RedEye761
      @RedEye761 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey, you already have about 130K you should be proud of that, and of course, you will get 1 million, and beyond; all you need to do is keep at it :)

  • @rhett736
    @rhett736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Finally a guy who deserves million subscribers!!!. Love all content on this channel.

  • @SamuraiPipotchi
    @SamuraiPipotchi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Not sure why, but I've really gotten back into this channel lately.
    Makes a nice change of pace.

  • @CassieWinter
    @CassieWinter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Do it 'til you do it." YES! So powerful and also so hilarious. 🤣👏🏻

  • @CenterRow
    @CenterRow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a growing TH-camr and an aspiring filmmaker, I appreciate this inspiration!

  • @uchman123
    @uchman123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You look really look good Craig, you’ve lost a lot of weight. Having a family is exactly what u needed. I’m happy for you. Been a fan since 2015. I love you man.

  • @ThisisCitrus
    @ThisisCitrus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    At least he's making jokes and not just re-hashing memes. Take notes, kids. This is actual humor.

    • @recklessmermaid
      @recklessmermaid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      aw come on i like memes. but i see your point.

  • @stanger963
    @stanger963 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the first time I'm going to follow a sponsorship link because you are the only one who convinced me ever

  • @Terranovasaurus
    @Terranovasaurus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've been watching ya for around 10 years across 4 different TH-cam accounts. I just wanted to say thanks for the entertainment throughout my developing years, and keeping me sane in some cases! I wish the best for ya, and I hope that you keep being less wheezy and waitery with every day.
    -Ohio fan, 21.

  • @Laateedoe
    @Laateedoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    13 years... That's how long he has been consistently uploading on the regular. Kudos.

  • @MelissaJetzt
    @MelissaJetzt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Honestly, this is great advice for pretty much any field you want to go into. Especially the part of doing it because you like it, if only because people probably won't like your work much at first until you start getting good at it. Actually enjoying it will help you get through it. Then once it becomes a job it can sometimes be less fun, but you're so good at it that you can just... Get it done.
    There it is. The secret sauce to life.

  • @elialit123
    @elialit123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel bad that I stumbled on your channel, YEARS ago.. 6-7 years ago. Small channel, gold times, gold content. The community, all the collabs and truly such a funny guy, wheezer.
    I'm sad, because I haven't kept track for a while now since youtube changed and I'd expect you to have 5 million. Stay wheezy champ! 2 mil here you go

  • @B_Nanner
    @B_Nanner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    so the quar has been making me mad depressed but I gotta tell you this vid is coming to me at the right time for sure. Signs are telling me to pursue my dream life and I appreciate you putting this out. I haven't laughed out loud this much in a very long time.

  • @GeneralHazerd
    @GeneralHazerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for the inspiration Michael!!!

  • @mordaciousfilms
    @mordaciousfilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Do it till you do it is totally how I found out how to do everything I DO! I make movies, music and art and people ask "How did you learn how to do all that?" ... I dunno! I just did it and did it more and figured it out! Sometimes when you're unmotivated you still gotta give it a start and then you may get into the swing of it!

  • @FatherFunk
    @FatherFunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was watching you back when you had hardly any subscribers, can't even get back into the account I was using back then now. Always loved your shit. Big loves brah, congrats on 1 mill

  • @BaerTaffy
    @BaerTaffy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    thanks for making stuff Craig. been enjoying it for years.

  • @MaxwellTrias
    @MaxwellTrias 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Craig is ON FIRE, his videos just keep getting better and better. Second million subs in under a month. Go!

  • @safala
    @safala 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Not even a minute in and I already like this guy.

  • @drewduncan1541
    @drewduncan1541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    He plays it as a joke, but a clone killed and took original Craig's place years ago. Now clone Craig openly flaunts his deception in plain sight. Do you really think Craig would have stopped explosion Wednesdays? Of course not...Real Craig loved explosion Wednesdays, He was trying to make them a thing....Clone Craig was driven mad with jealousy that it was catching on.

  • @RadioMylar
    @RadioMylar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Do the job as if you already have it" may have been the best life advice I have ever received.

  • @lolom8772
    @lolom8772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The amount of jokes in this video show why he deserves a million subs

  • @kissxthexdancer
    @kissxthexdancer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The amount of compassion this guys has - I need to find an employer that is this understanding

  • @elizabethaman7
    @elizabethaman7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    i've missed your parents

    • @chloejc7039
      @chloejc7039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not a sentiment I thought I'd ever share for a youtuber but it's true, I also miss his parents

    • @fanfaretloudest
      @fanfaretloudest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My own mom watches these vids to see either Ada, his parents or if all the above... it's a huge win for her lol!

  • @anomaly1711
    @anomaly1711 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    as someone who binge-watched wheezy around 6 months ago from beginning to end and became nostalgically attached to the random comedy style of the early vids but also is humbled to watch wheezy's emotional growth I am wholly satisfied with the old and the new styles merging, coming full circle. yes found balance thank you keep doing this not and/or but BOTH

  • @joszsz
    @joszsz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Craig: "I'm gonna leave the actual tips for the end of the video"
    Me: *Tries to leave video but gets hooked on entertainment*

  • @TheStrongBoyz19
    @TheStrongBoyz19 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just wanna say this personally and as a long subscriber since 2009. I'm grateful to know you as a person and you've been one of my top favourite TH-camrs of all time. I love the passion, the humour and the joy of loving videos from the past and seeing you progress and change a lot with so many stuff I love to watch on your channel. Thanks Craig, the King of beardlovers. :)

  • @WillKlein
    @WillKlein 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know you like to pick on yourself, but today my wife told me all the ways we're alike and my heart melted. It was so flattering.

  • @glenjamindle
    @glenjamindle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    What's a vsauce? Does bobby Flay use it on his fettuccini with porcini mushrooms , garlic, and parmigiano?

  • @KumoKumiko
    @KumoKumiko 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    the singing rug, the wink, the goofs...this had Classic WheezyWaiter vibes and I loved every minute, bless

  • @mosssaecker4895
    @mosssaecker4895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Please, “Craig”, we know you’re a clone recording this video. The way you actually achieved your dreams was you killed the real Craig right after he made a noise at 0:49 in the video. Listen closely... you can tell it’s his voice. Anyway, we’re proud of you clone Craig live your dreams!

  • @denielle4eva
    @denielle4eva 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mr. Waiter, Craig, if I may...I’ve been watching you for years now and to see how far you’ve come is definitely inspiring to me. Thank you for never giving up!!! Also, it’s been such a privilege to watch your adorable family bloom. Blessings xoxo

  • @BeetTheRush
    @BeetTheRush 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    There's always someone in your comments section comparing you to Vsauce. Maybe today is the day I find out who this Vsauce person is, I only know him from Wheezy Waiter comments!

    • @benjaminwilkin2960
      @benjaminwilkin2960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Michael Stevens

    • @abasqanas1995
      @abasqanas1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I really like your pro pic

    • @afroceltduck
      @afroceltduck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's a guy with a beard and glasses who makes popular TH-cam videos about science and interesting stuff.
      ......or IS he?

    • @lollylula6399
      @lollylula6399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I only know him from Scary Pockets comments, but he's not the pianist from that band either 🤔

  • @lindamarin5867
    @lindamarin5867 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m so excited to see you holding your gold TH-cam button. You deserve it! And when you said probably for the whole world, you were right. Greetings from Spain 💖

  • @lexichapman7588
    @lexichapman7588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like to think Craig had his mom come over just to be in the video for a few seconds.

  • @kentbyron7608
    @kentbyron7608 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Around all the joking is pure wisdom. Don’t be put off by his speedy squirrel talk-jokes-talk-jokes. There is real practical knowledge here. Respect, Sir! Thanks for sharing your experiences. This video is gold. Deeply insightful.

  • @GonzPaoli
    @GonzPaoli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I almost spat out my coffee at "I thought this was a V-Sauce video" 😀

  • @Ahmahly72
    @Ahmahly72 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been a subscriber for over 10 years and I freaking loved this! Thanks for your wisdom and jokes and down-to-earthness.

  • @Ayshafr
    @Ayshafr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wait a second, this man hasn't had a million subscribers for the past, like, ten years?

  • @AngelicOwnage
    @AngelicOwnage 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for being a beacon of positivity for the past few years Craig. Your videos have always left me with a smile on my face :)

  • @crose795
    @crose795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Craig: I started making videos-n o t p o r n
    Me, trying to realize my dream of making money writing erotica: 👁👄👁

  • @cjwoderstruck425
    @cjwoderstruck425 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I LOVE YOUUUU CRAIGGG IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!! I’ve loved you for more than 6 years now!!!

  • @emmam9932
    @emmam9932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Ways to increase watch time:
    1. Don’t list the 3 ways in the beginning
    2. Don’t list the 3 ways in the thumbnail

    • @AccurateBurn
      @AccurateBurn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't list the three things at all! click bait it!

  • @friggingriffin3501
    @friggingriffin3501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not only is this absolutely the best life advice I’ve ever heard. It’s excellently created content. 👌🏼

  • @gardnzr
    @gardnzr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You seemed to come alive again for this video, which, seems to be a humble brag about how you made it. (The video, not you coming alive).
    You did make it. You're awesome. Don't read the TH-cam comments. They are the worst things on the Internet. (The comments, not your videos.)

    • @andrewzach1921
      @andrewzach1921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      gardnerbickford this comment is just the worst.😄

  • @aisPanais
    @aisPanais 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The load of honesty in the opening seconds. Subscribed!

  • @SnakPak
    @SnakPak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    9:35 just for a second, Wheezy Waiter voice briefly gives way to Craig voice. Never realized how big of a difference there is until that moment

  • @nefertitimontoya
    @nefertitimontoya 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been watching you for nearly 5 years now - in fact you were the person that got me into TH-cam. Thank you for everything, Wheezy :) You could really feel the energy and joy in this one, definitely one of my favourites of your videos. It had really amazing writing matched with great editing and organization, loved the subject and the wisdom, but most of all you looked so happy making it. Hope you are doing well, congrats on the 1 Million!!!!

  • @bergmul
    @bergmul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    So about that dream. I think we need to talk.

    • @davidasher22
      @davidasher22 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you sure? How do you know what his high school guidance councilor looks like?

  • @chrisgardner4529
    @chrisgardner4529 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of the only people on here who can make me chuckle consistently

  • @RuckusIIV
    @RuckusIIV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is legit great advice. Even for someone like me who has been doing it but then stopped doing it on TH-cam and needs to start doing it again because I want to keep doing it.... In a fun way. #poopjokes
    ::darts off the comments in an exaggerated manner while flailing his arms about to feel a sense of closure::

  • @djdc01
    @djdc01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn, Craig, I needed this. Just starting to embark on an education path to changing careers whilst in my 30s and this is exactly what I needed to quell my anxiety about it. Many thanks.

  • @calisongbird
    @calisongbird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I didn’t laugh out loud until “light racketeering.” That slayed me. 😄
    Although I’m personally not a fan of the “hypermanic quick cuts” editing style, I tolerated it for the sake of this REALLY great advice. Thank you. 👍🏼

  • @doitallYT
    @doitallYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This man is my spirit animal 😂 best advice ever! NEVER stop learning!

  • @ArcMaple
    @ArcMaple 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Only specially developed clones can talk that fast, wake up sheeple.

  • @sebastianosnofla9144
    @sebastianosnofla9144 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love it when you do these super loaded fast videos with lots of info and jokes, Definitely the ones that leave me aanting more!

  • @Ali-vs2wt
    @Ali-vs2wt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Unpopular opinion : I mistake this TH-camr for Michael from Vsauce very often

  • @tricepruitt7265
    @tricepruitt7265 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are so perfect, just being you. Congrats on 1 million! I'm one in the million.

  • @jimmlygoodness
    @jimmlygoodness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    3 minutes into watching this and I am exhausted.

    • @destinyrose5368
      @destinyrose5368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I read this at the exact moment it hit 3:00 and I, too, was exhausted.

    • @jimmlygoodness
      @jimmlygoodness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@destinyrose5368 Your impeccable use of punctuation has brightened my day 😊

  • @giovannimaldonado2275
    @giovannimaldonado2275 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I CANT STOP WATCHING YOUR VIDEOS! LOVE THEMMMMZZZZZZ

  • @Cryostrike
    @Cryostrike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "He talks too fast" 3:58.
    Me: *watching in double speed*
    Damn he does talk kinda fast

  • @Deleted-nl9pk
    @Deleted-nl9pk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Craig, this is my second time watching this video. This content is gold. Thanks for the tips and inspiration 😊

  • @annb1265
    @annb1265 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Probably my fave video from you yet! Congrats on the one million subscribers! I'm not surprised

  • @CrazyMonkey82
    @CrazyMonkey82 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome, I just realised I had 3 months free with Audible with free audiobooks included! Thank you!