Monty Python - Court Scene

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  • @han5234
    @han5234 10 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    MP's delivery of, "Curse you, Inspector Dim. You are too clever for us naughty people" always kills me.

  • @Znwarp
    @Znwarp 11 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    I'm going to get pulled up for a parking offense just to give that speech on freedom.

  • @jaakkooksa5374
    @jaakkooksa5374 9 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Curse you Inspector Dim, you are too clever for us naughty people.

    • @Setebos
      @Setebos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Almost makes me want to get arrested just so I can use that line in court.

  • @Shilven
    @Shilven 12 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    'Till the end of my days I'll remember that Cardinal Richelieu died in december 1642

  • @gingerhead09
    @gingerhead09 11 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    "I swear to tell the truth,
    the whole truth & nothing but the truth,
    so anyway"

    • @Soilwar
      @Soilwar 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's my favorite part! Kills me every time!

  • @connfyoozed
    @connfyoozed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Cardinal Richelieu: a man so cool that he not only has his own fanfare entrance music, but he even brings his own handheld microphone to court.

  • @iisthedude07
    @iisthedude07 13 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "I sure did that thing" has become a staple part of my everday vocabulary

  • @ThingsWeSaidToday
    @ThingsWeSaidToday 11 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    John Cleese's 'engine driver' song may be one of the funniest things ever committed to film.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 17 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "If I were not in the CID...."-Graham's song is wonderful as is John's little followup-"If I were not before the bar..."

    • @paulamiles9559
      @paulamiles9559 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The song sounds so Lerner and Loewish

  • @williamscottwork
    @williamscottwork 13 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    What frees the prisoner in his lonely cell, chained within the bondage of rude walls, far from the owl of Thebes? What fires and stirs the woodcock in his springe or wakes the drowsy apricot betides? What goddess doth the storm toss'd mariner offer her most tempestuous prayers to? Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Can you imagine a valedictorian giving a speech like that? 😁

    • @dinahkyle3196
      @dinahkyle3196 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's only a bloody parking offense

    • @irezawa
      @irezawa 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@dinahkyle3196 parking offense, schmarking offense!

  • @Shakes-Off-Fear
    @Shakes-Off-Fear 8 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    "He's not completely dead, m'Lord, but he's not at all well."
    Cracks me up every time XD

  • @mretwaikhine2468
    @mretwaikhine2468 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    No comment on how cute Cleese's lil engine driver dance is??

  • @Setebos
    @Setebos 14 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Professional Cardinal Richelieu Impersonator". I'd love to put that down on a resume or income tax form.

  • @freeindeed7
    @freeindeed7 17 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I love Eric's little speech! and the attitude of Terry as the judge. and Michael as an impersonator. I'm partial to the little song at the end, too. thanks for uploading this!

  • @BlahBlahYouWho
    @BlahBlahYouWho 14 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    My parents once hired a professional Cardinal Richelieu impersonator for my 10th birthday.

    • @aquamarine99911
      @aquamarine99911 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This may be the most underrated comment in the history of youtube.

    • @dixonpinfold2582
      @dixonpinfold2582 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Was it Lord Black of Crossharbour? He always attends costume parties as Richelieu.

  • @mylesjordan9970
    @mylesjordan9970 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The Gilbert and Sullivan references are unfortunately becoming ancient history in America. Terrific performance!

    • @rmoore1686
      @rmoore1686 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I remember hearing about Gilbert and Sullivan in movies.

  • @gillestremblay3465
    @gillestremblay3465 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    It's only a bloody parking offense...

    • @nickporter9264
      @nickporter9264 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gilles Tremblay It's only thirty shillings.

  • @vardellsfolly5200
    @vardellsfolly5200 9 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Eric Idle was perfect as a man who just wouldn't shut up..

    • @Anderschristoph125
      @Anderschristoph125 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And you're surrounded by red skinned English tourists drinking bleedin Watney's red barrell and idiots singing "torremillinos, torremillinos", and there's always some bloke who drones ON and ON and ON about how Mr. Smith should be running this country.........

    • @eliasmg9144
      @eliasmg9144 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Graham was perfect playing a woman who wouldn't shut up

    • @MichaelShingo
      @MichaelShingo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ya that was graham

    • @thichinhphan4010
      @thichinhphan4010 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@MichaelShingo No, Graham was acting as the lady. Idle was delivering a speech about freedom over his parking offense.

  • @willy_b_coyote
    @willy_b_coyote ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:35 I’m gonna get pulled up for a parking offense purely to give this speech

  • @mollywollydoodah
    @mollywollydoodah 10 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    The bit when Michael turns to john and just goes 'oui' is my favourite part xD

  • @NotSteveCook
    @NotSteveCook 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Mr. Larch, I find you incredibly guilty of overacting!"

  • @JonnyCooper
    @JonnyCooper ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so anyway...
    Laughed out loud the instant Chapman delivered that

    • @aquamarine99911
      @aquamarine99911 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yup. Amidst all the silliness and history lessons, there are moments of creative genius in this skit. And that's one of them.

    • @jennibale1831
      @jennibale1831 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Me too!

  • @NotSteveCook
    @NotSteveCook 13 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Such an underrated sketch!

  • @MrCheesyPants
    @MrCheesyPants 12 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This entire skit is glorious

  • @narsil27
    @narsil27 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    so happy that these videos are back on youtube.
    freedom, freedom, freedom!

  • @IntheeyesofMorbo
    @IntheeyesofMorbo 11 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    one of my favorite sketches with the mostly dead guy in the coffin for extra silliness

  • @comanchio1976
    @comanchio1976 13 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    For me, the Graham Chapman/woman character wasnt so much comedy as a trip down memory lane, that was almost exactly what my mum was like...only my mum made even less sense.

    • @paulamiles9559
      @paulamiles9559 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wish I could meet yr mum. Graham is more like both my grandmums- they were funny without trying

    • @tomharrison1849
      @tomharrison1849 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wow what respect.

  • @thehumungus9066
    @thehumungus9066 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Has anyone else noticed that John Cleese always plays a barrister in court room scenes?

    • @mfjdv2020
      @mfjdv2020 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Apparently he studied law at university :-)

    • @connfyoozed
      @connfyoozed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He also played one in A Fish Called Wanda. He just has that tall, authoritative look and manner about him, which makes it even funnier when he starts talking about complete goofiness with a straight face.

  • @withalittlehelpfrom3
    @withalittlehelpfrom3 13 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    WITH A RUB-DUB-DUB & A SCRUB-A-DUB-DUB I'D SING THIS VERY SONG!!!

  • @Lazuotut
    @Lazuotut 16 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    One of the best Flying Circus bits. Absolutely fantastic.

  • @enriquesanchez2001
    @enriquesanchez2001 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    NO WONDER I came out as a total blithering idiot! These hours were how I spent my teenage years! And I am thankful for it!🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

  • @YamisQueenJess
    @YamisQueenJess 9 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Mr. Lawyer, you need a spirit medium trained in the Kurain school of Channeling before the deceased can testify.

    • @altamont498
      @altamont498 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And the prosecutor should be wearing a red suit and a white frilly cravat. The detective needs to have a green trench coat and be underpaid to the point of near bankruptcy. And the judge needs to be older, balder and beardier.

  • @murielsartre
    @murielsartre 15 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He's mimicking the actor Sir Laurence Olivier. In the 30s, Olivier did a lot of Shakespearean films and he recites his lines in that nasal, clipped way.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 16 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    John's dance is simply too awesome for words.

  • @lewars1912
    @lewars1912 14 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dead witnesses are the best ones. Clever people were the Monty Python people. Clever indeed. Beautiful song.

  • @stewux
    @stewux 13 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    " ...well they do don't they, I mean you can't can you.... " Oh Graham , I'm almost in love with you haha, that monologue was pure genius!

    • @jennibale1831
      @jennibale1831 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I cry with laughter every time I watch Graham Chapman delivering that monologue.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 15 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Michael also did Richelieu doing his Petula Clark impression. I think he just loves the outfit

    • @aquamarine99911
      @aquamarine99911 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

  • @kengisamasempisankun
    @kengisamasempisankun 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm taking history notes on this...seriously.
    thank you for uploading this

  • @TheClaudHamilton
    @TheClaudHamilton ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Mr Aldridge, not to put too fine a point on it, would you be prepared to say that you are, as it were, what is generally known as, in a manner of speaking - dead?" Way to take your time getting to the point, John Cleese!

  • @tylerleemyles9592
    @tylerleemyles9592 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This is the 10th time I've seen and I'm drooling with laughter.

  • @isaackim7675
    @isaackim7675 11 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    You've got to be cruel to be kind.

  • @FireEyedMaidOfWar
    @FireEyedMaidOfWar 13 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The Pythons have outdone themselves once more: Alone the pathetic plea for freedom is beyond their usual comical mastery but the appearance of Cardinal Richelieu is amazing! When the Pythons were around it was obviously quite proper to show one’s knowledge on topics like art or history instead of making boast of one’s ignorance in these matters as many people tend to do today. While being a professional Cardinal Richelieu impersonator must be a good trade for sure.

  • @DanHarrisonKing
    @DanHarrisonKing 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    We need more kosher car parks in this country

  • @dayglograham62
    @dayglograham62 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is probably my favourite Python sketch

  • @cbaile
    @cbaile 11 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    It's just a bloody parking offense.

    • @isaackim7675
      @isaackim7675 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Parking offense? Schmarking offense, my lord. We must leave no stone unturned.

  • @lupodelupis3672
    @lupodelupis3672 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    After almost years 50 Monty Python remains the unbeaten "King of Comedy".
    P.S Micheal Palin impersonating "So-called Cardinal Richelieu" makes me crack up everytime!! XD

    • @ilokivi
      @ilokivi ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rupert Pupkin will be most upset.

  • @80swoodpanel
    @80swoodpanel 13 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Michael Palin absolutely kills me everytime! OUI!

  • @cha5
    @cha5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I always loved Gilliam as the knight with a chicken in these bits.

  • @Thundermonk99
    @Thundermonk99 14 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    john cleese's expecting glances at the camera are hilarious.

  • @nathanielvashaw2328
    @nathanielvashaw2328 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...so anyway" 😅😅😅

  • @wastemind
    @wastemind 15 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love Cleese's dance at the end. He's just so silly.

    • @-danR
      @-danR ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So light on his feet.

  • @hamersimpso
    @hamersimpso 12 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    just a normal day in the courts of london

  • @elcaji
    @elcaji 15 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Iddle's speech is wonderful.
    Palin=Richelieu ("a caracter witness") is simply genious.
    Chapman's DIM ("fair cop") is incredible.
    And Cleese dance... simply the best performance in comedy ever.

  • @mfjdv2020
    @mfjdv2020 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is brilliant, one of the few MP sketches I haven't seen! THANK YOU!

  • @signorellil
    @signorellil 14 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Actually, it occurred to me that "strange, damnable, almost diabolic threads of this extraordinary tangled web of intrigue" is a precise description of my parking tickets!

  • @jackfitzpatrick8173
    @jackfitzpatrick8173 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One of their greatest skits!

    • @philhawley1219
      @philhawley1219 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the larch is my second favourite tree, but I am never too sure about Laricus Japponica

  • @mindbodylightsound10
    @mindbodylightsound10 18 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this is simply amazing. 8 1/2 minutes. one shot. pure comedy.

  • @sketchygetchey8299
    @sketchygetchey8299 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Mr. Larch is the British version of what we Americans call a sovereign citizen 😆
    “It was only a bloody parking offense”🤣

  • @darkprose
    @darkprose 16 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Me, too. It's all brilliant. The song, too, is really charming.

  • @darkprose
    @darkprose 16 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Mr Alridge, I put it to you that you are dead."
    LOL.

  • @NBarker1993
    @NBarker1993 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The Monty Python are a smart lot. I'd bet that they created such a speech just for this sketch

  • @TheStapleGunKid
    @TheStapleGunKid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Inspector Dim should have gotten his own spin-off series.

  • @phantomphan77
    @phantomphan77 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    John Cleese's graceful dance at the end is my favorite part

  • @lonedrone
    @lonedrone 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    One of the best from Graham.

  • @murielsartre
    @murielsartre 16 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Eric's mimicking Sir Laurence Olivier by the end of his speech.

  • @dpf2122
    @dpf2122 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "one of the architects of the modern world, already"

  • @christophermacintyre5890
    @christophermacintyre5890 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    No matter how many times the Late Arthur Aldridge had knocked to the question "Are you in fact dead"?" he would have opened himself up to a perjury trap. If he had knocked twice for "no" he couldn't very well be "the Late Arthur Aldridge" (i.e. dead), but rather " the Not At All Well Mr. Aldridge". On the other hand, if "the Not At All Well Mr. Aldridge" had knocked once for "yes" he couldn't be dead, because, well, a dead man answering a question in court would just be too silly. So the "Not At All Well Mr. Aldridge" wisely remained silent on the advice of his lawyer. Aldridge is/was(?) one smart stiff, too smart, I think, even for Inspector Dim of the Yard. There is a lesson to be learned here...somewhere.

  • @РэйКайн
    @РэйКайн 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I want to hear Cleese version with chorus "with a chiff-chiff"

  • @SquirrelGamez
    @SquirrelGamez ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Why didn't they let the barrister sing his part?
    Favouritism in the court, I say!

  • @holydiver73
    @holydiver73 16 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the single best sketch that MP EVER did. Palin is fantastically funny.

    • @sdgakatbk
      @sdgakatbk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a VERY funny sketch, but that's a BIG statement. They were just great.

  • @Cvisscher
    @Cvisscher 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    watch this with subtitles. you wont be disappointed

  • @SuperDuus
    @SuperDuus 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The of the best court scenes:-) Theres a lot more! Luckyly :-)

  • @gondolacrescent5
    @gondolacrescent5 15 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Part of Cleese's genius is something he was not aware of. His body and limb movements are ridiculously exaggerated/rigid. His goose stepping on Fwatty Towels or (sorry) Fawlty Towers is a case in point. In his early career it was about two years before he actually saw what he looked like on video and he had no idea how ridiculous he looked. I think he described himself as something like "a giant hovercraft" moving about the stage. As in "My hovercraft is full of eels". A favoured M.P. object.

  • @samopostam
    @samopostam 14 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Chapman is brilliant in this one. So funny.
    "Not so fast". The way he says it is just hilarious. Just like everything else that comes out of his mouth.

  • @cbaile
    @cbaile 14 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love how Cleese points at the audience when a witness says something "important". I can't even explain why I find it so funny but it's brilliant.

  • @markosskace514
    @markosskace514 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Absolutely the best and for ever.

  • @shumlina
    @shumlina 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like that one too. It's "The Toad Elevating Moment" from the Royal Episode. :) He's a man who says things in a very roundabout way

  • @kathHenderson
    @kathHenderson 15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Curse you Inspector Dim, you are too clever for us naughty people"
    It alarms me how awesome Michael saying that in a pink outfit is... its... just... so... awesome...

  • @Apemopo
    @Apemopo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "oui...!"

  • @maxredjasper55
    @maxredjasper55 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Michael as the cardinal XD and it's just a parking offense

  • @JimTLonW6
    @JimTLonW6 15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of the few sketches I'd not seen previously; the first witness reminds me of so many people! And then there's JC singing about being an engine driver! LOL funny!

  • @MaryE171
    @MaryE171 17 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    OMG, Graham is just hysterical as that witness and Michael as Cardinal Richelieu!!! Ah!

  • @NobleNemesis
    @NobleNemesis 11 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "So, anyway..!"

  • @stitch99
    @stitch99 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just realized he's playing a lawyer here just like in A Fish Called Wanda.

  • @sizzla123
    @sizzla123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    NO FURTHER QUESTIONS

  • @paulinfrance5
    @paulinfrance5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    still brilliant some 50 years on.

  • @Chadner
    @Chadner  18 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is just so flat out perfect...
    "He's not completely dead?"
    "Well he's not completely dead, but he's not at all well"

  • @mackpainter7445
    @mackpainter7445 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Eric Idle's soliloquys are some of the most epic in English literature

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Michael just looks good in Cardinal's robes

  • @anne40hillpiggott30
    @anne40hillpiggott30 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love Count Binface's appearance at the end 😂😂😂

  • @B.K.Entertainment
    @B.K.Entertainment 14 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Dim of the yard" lol, comedy genious

  • @DarkRubberDucky
    @DarkRubberDucky 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @TheEventMaker
    I believe this is from the episode "How To Idenitfy Different Types of Trees From Quite A Long Way Away", in which they do "No. 1: The Larch. The. Larch."

  • @TheRadical42
    @TheRadical42 15 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    150 Snazzes on the 100 Point Snazz-o-Scale. Off the charts!
    -This is one of my favorite MP sketches. It's so goofy! I especially love the Cardinal Richileau bit. "Ah ha! He fell for my little trap!"
    -I think more criminals in this world today should say "Curse you! You are too clever for us nawty people" when they get arrested. It would make law and order so much more entertaining.

  • @casualagent7250
    @casualagent7250 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Monty Python at its finest, so anyway.

  • @dixonpinfold2582
    @dixonpinfold2582 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This reminds me of the Goons (scene: a court trial):
    Man [from the gallery]: "I object!"
    Judge: "Who are you?"
    Man: "I'm the window cleaner."
    Judge: "What you have to say has no bearing on these proceedings."
    Man: "My bread and butter."
    Judge [exasperated]: "What about your bread and butter?"
    Man: "I cleans the windows with it."

  • @Samalamalamdam
    @Samalamalamdam 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so anyway...

  • @greyforge27
    @greyforge27 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "character witness"
    I get it.

  • @RandallFlaggNY
    @RandallFlaggNY 11 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I was waiting for the Spanish Inquisition.

    • @mfjdv2020
      @mfjdv2020 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no, that's yet another court sketch and by far the funniest.

    • @roeiirani7505
      @roeiirani7505 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No one expects the Spanish Inquisition

    • @thichinhphan4010
      @thichinhphan4010 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mfjdv2020 Nah, it's not better than this one. The best one is still Fish slapping dance.

  • @SPRPhilly
    @SPRPhilly 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    What's number 2??? For the love of God, what's number 2!!!!????

    • @JoeLibby
      @JoeLibby 10 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The larch.

    • @AbelMcTalisker
      @AbelMcTalisker 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      SPRPhilly The Horse Chestnut!

    • @666kingdrummer
      @666kingdrummer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The larch. The....larch

  • @louisavevers9709
    @louisavevers9709 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    so anyway