Realize that Steve punches the wood in 3 seconds. There are about 20 minutes in a Minecraft day. Meaning there is 1,200 seconds in a Minecraft day. 1 Minecraft hour is about 50 seconds. 1 Minecaft minute is about 0.83 seconds. 1 Minecraft second would be about 0.0138 seconds. 3 seconds in real life is equal to 3.61 Minecraft minutes. Punching one block of wood is basically taking him 3.61 minutes. No one wants to wait 3.61 minutes in real life that long for one block of wood in game! This probably didn't help but just wanted to add something.
That... Doesn't make sense. A minecraft day is shortened just so you will have to experience fighting the monsters. Just imagine a minecraft day being 24 hours. Boring right? So... Not big brain,you didn't think about that.
So.. Steve: is sooo strong that he can destroy a tree. He can also carry VERY heavy things in his inventory while travelling. Also steve: cant jump over fences *INTERESTING*
And austins is inaccurate to with the advent of shulker boxes and enderchest.... steve can carry 36 shulkerboxes or 35 and an enderchest which can cary 27 more so (27*64)+(35*27*64) cubic meters of gold iron or diamonds
I was thinking "Cocoa beans grow on jungle trees. Doesn't that mean they're cacao trees?" Then I remembered that oak trees in Minecraft produce apples, so that's not really the most reliable indicator.
Steve doesn't pulverize the wood though. The block remains whole when he is done. So he hits the tree hard enough to displace that whole 1mx1mx1m block
Matt your hand bones are separated into two groups. index and middle are connected and pinky and ring finger are connected. Both down to the wrist. So before you punch, you have to isolate/ stabilize those groups separately. Your pinky group will hug deeper into your palm and will appear lower from top of the fist. Doing this your fingers won't hurt so bad when you punch wood. Experience: Been punching wooden dummy trees for over a decade
Uh... It's only 1x1x1 metre blocks. Each block of diamond in this case is 1 cubic metre. Not 3. That's ignoring the fact that diamond blocks aren't the heaviest block in the game.
With a full inventory of shulker boxes filled with gold blocks. Steve can hold 60,480 cubic meters of solid gold. Gold weighs 17508.67kg per cubic meter, meaning that Steve can carry 1,058,924,361.6kg in his pockets! That’s over 3 times the mass of the Empire State!! As a fun side note, assuming all of that is standard 22 carat gold, with the current price of 22k gold in the USA being $52.92 per gram, that much gold would be worth $56,038,277.22. Edit: Gold’s the heaviest item in the game, that we know of.
this is just a rough estimate, but steve has 36 inventory slots and 1 slot in his right hand meaning he can carry 37 shulker boxes that also have 36 slots each, so if he carries enough diamond blocks to fill out all that space that means he is carrying 638,666,496,000 kilograms in weight while still being able to sprint at full speed (weight of armor wasn't taken into account).
@@shinigamimiroku3723 TH-cam algorithm, not really coincidence. Same situation if you bought some dog toys on the internet and you suddenly get a pet ad/pet video.
@@ls200076 So the only reason I saw this video is because the algorithm decided to show it, not because I'm subbed to the channel? If so, then Pheonixmaster1 was right - TH-cam sub boxes are about as functional as (insert Fire Emblem character being completely inept at a particular task here).
As Austin said in a video about this, he can possibly hold more weight than the entire universe using the “chest copying” mechanic from the PC edition.
Without the coping bullshit in austin's video, me and my friend, calculated, using gold blocks And shulker boxes, Steve can carry as much as 200 eifel towers in his back (Sorry for my bad english)
Isn't that amount of force able to ACTUALLY blast the tree to Oblivion and beyond? Like say instead of wood, like gold or something and I'll 💯 believe you.
@@zacharyvallerand164 he is talking about the force he has to make to chop the hardest tree with that surface of contact in 12 punches over 3 seconds, so, yeah, with an axe you direct the energy into a milimeter thin axe head, with a punch you have several meters/inches of energy distribution, it is the same reasoning as why you falling in a nail will penetrate your body and you sleeping in a bed of nails will just feel a unconfortable
”Pounds of fource” is so weird to! Not that ”kilograms of force” would be better, but because we literally have a unit for force which is Newtons. I don’t think it becomes any more understandable using ””mass” of force” as it requires the listener to understand that it means ”the force a free falling mass (in a vacuum) would excert the very moment it touches the surface”... Just use Newtons for force, since no one have an intuitive understanding of what force really is! Well we can feel it but only sometimes, so it is not like lengths which stay the same (proportions) regardless of perspective. Ugh
Important question: when minecraft time is scaled to real time, how fast are those sixteen seconds? What percentage of his day is Steve using to chop down each tree?
His planet does a full rotation in 20 so minutes, you can't scale that, all the planets in our reality do not do a full rotation in 24ish hours, unless you are assuming Minecraft world is on the Earth.
If Steve took 3 minecraft seconds to break a block of tree, then 20 minutes of minecraft time was the same as 24 real hours, Steve would take an equivalent of 3 minutes and 36 seconds of real time to break that block of tree.
@@DearHRS The problem in assuming minecraft time as its own planetary time is that if a planet had a 20 minute day, it would either be very small or rotating at a speed which would never be able to support life so similar to our own.
"The Science Of" show already demonstrated how the Minecraft playable character has infinite strength, able to lift infinite weight, so is it really that unbelievable they can destroy trees with punches?
@@pablobeatrice6060 You don't actually recieve those blocks after punching though, which means steve is strong enough to turn obsidian and diamond ore into dust.
It’s funny because he is the parent, soon his baby boy is going to have to be the one who is signing petitions to have games removed from parents hands for their own safety.
8:26 spruce and jungle actually appear to be multiple different types of trees (oak is similar to this as well) Spruce: Pine(confirmed), Fir, Hemlock, and Spruce(confirmed) Jungle: whatever the tall trees are, cocoa trees(the short jungle trees), and whatever the jungle bushes are Oak is also a pretty big offenders: live oak, live oak but swamp?, live oak but jungle edge?(usually), live oak but Mesa?, and azalea(not even in the same family let alone the same genus)
Maybe pick up something so use instead of your bare hands, like flint! Yeah that would be perfect! It's a hard rock that is also very sharp, and you don't need tools to get it!
So you're telling me that Steve has a punch that produces a force of more than 100 space shuttles even though he only does 1 heart of damage to a mob. Logic.
“Unless Steve is super human” literally puts the whole tree in his pocket after he finishes punching it
Literally can carry mutiple universes worth in his backpocket and do parkour like nothing's chamged.
And can carry several thousands of tons in his pocket in vanilla survival
*the entire forest
He can carry stacks of blocks of gold
Jayson Williams Steve is a god he can craft anything with his bare hands
“How is he carrying all that in his pants?”
He’s got those guys jeans pockets
I AM THE FIRSTS TO REPLY AT THIS COMMENT WHAT A EPIC EARLY GAMER MOMENT (idk why i am putting this in all caps maybe for dramatic effects)
True dat
lol
Funny joke but its actually called Hammer Space
Nah you're thinking of those guys sweatpants pockets, you can buy land and rent houses if you dig deep enough
One question: Steve can literally _carry the universe_ without breaking a sweat, so... why does it take him _sixteen punches_ to break a _tree_?
Maybe he is not using his full power.
He used only 10%
Remind me of my hero academia
He does it slowly so he doesn't obliterate the tree
_hi_
_”In Soviet Australia, trees aren’t wood, they’re iron.”_
- MatPat, 2019
Ah yes, the funny quotes that don't makes sense that our favorite youtubers say... classic 😆👌
Lol
Wait WHAT-
Lol
🤣🤣
Mat: says he has flaccid noodle arms
Also Mat: Ties with the strongest guy in the escape the night season 3 cast
Tru
TheNumber1Loser matpat is like: not gonna get anywhere near your Fists
Picture: steves hand being destroyed.
reality: steve punching a hole in the space time continuum.
you can break up a tree with it
amzn.to/2P4GDaq
It's Thumbnail
Aaron Grande that too
Man it is suppose that you cant do this as they have no perfect matter state
wait what
How about: "How strong are the chickens in minecraft?"
seriously, they can sustain like 4 hits from him
How strong are zombies? How strong were they before they started to rot?
oof how true
They can stand 2 punches from him.
Edward Vavra Good Question!
They dont even take fall damage
I love how ARK actually references how absurd it is to punch down a tree in real life by making you lose health when you do it.
How else do you get wood
@@datguymillerpunch those rainforest trees
Realize that Steve punches the wood in 3 seconds. There are about 20 minutes in a Minecraft day. Meaning there is 1,200 seconds in a Minecraft day. 1 Minecraft hour is about 50 seconds. 1 Minecaft minute is about 0.83 seconds. 1 Minecraft second would be about 0.0138 seconds.
3 seconds in real life is equal to 3.61 Minecraft minutes. Punching one block of wood is basically taking him 3.61 minutes. No one wants to wait 3.61 minutes in real life that long for one block of wood in game!
This probably didn't help but just wanted to add something.
Nobody wants to enter their house in 3.61 minutes
Its *Big Brain* Time
wow what a big brain
That... Doesn't make sense. A minecraft day is shortened just so you will have to experience fighting the monsters. Just imagine a minecraft day being 24 hours. Boring right? So... Not big brain,you didn't think about that.
02 Hilarious he is talking about science, not how the game works
So..
Steve: is sooo strong that he can destroy a tree. He can also carry VERY heavy things in his inventory while travelling.
Also steve: cant jump over fences
*INTERESTING*
You just gotta place a piece of carpet that can magically float in the air. Lol
he skipped leg day
no guys... think rationally... how is he gonna jump over the fence with an anvil in his pocket...
Next game theory
@@mmcsdaddy hahaha
*If Steve can carry a stack of gold blocks in his inventory, then it should be easy for him to chop down a tree with his bare hands.*
Steve is op
ChaozGAMNG :o You didn’t know that “god” is based off steve?
Well according to a episode of game theory he can hold multiverses in his hand
@@thatoneguy3620 yup so umm hes a beast
This is why he isnt in smash phew
I love the extent to which you go to just to explain that you shouldn’t punch trees…
Austin: Litterally proves Steve has unlimited strength
Matpat:Caluculates how Steve can punch trees
Yeah... MatPat does some cool lore stuff, but his science episodes always feel a little underdone. Austin is where it's at, there.
haha
peridot
oh hey peri
And austins is inaccurate to with the advent of shulker boxes and enderchest.... steve can carry 36 shulkerboxes or 35 and an enderchest which can cary 27 more so (27*64)+(35*27*64) cubic meters of gold iron or diamonds
@@Tyler-wg6ck huh?
Minecraft: casual fun game for all ages
MatPat: “Something isn’t right I feel it”
"Something's wrong,i can feel it"
Bencede something is wrong ağaç kırmaya devam edicem
“Just a feeling of course. Like something’s about to happen but I don’t know what. If it means what I think it means we’re in trouble in big trouble.”
@@bogusmetz exactly
Ya let's not talk about the ridiculously massive spiders 🕷️ explosive green monsters and zombies.
66...
"Oh that's not too ba-"
...Thousand punches"
"mmm never mind..."
66,585, to be exact.
Same here😆
MUDA MUDA MUDA
😂
Hey you copied my comment
Steve: can break very tough trees in seconds
Also Steve: only does half a heart of damage with no weapons
that's becuase everything in the minecraft universe is absurdly strong
@@theclickbaithub5285, or just stupidly weak. He needs a few punches to pulverize an entire tree..
Imagine Matt’s neighbors when they see him punching trees and screaming.
Lol
BuT iT iS ANIMatEd sO It ISnT rEaL LIfe!!!
Now someone woosh me
I thought that happens in general
I leik turtlez woosh
mr potato r/madlads
"Just how strong is steve?"
Well, he can compress diamonds with his bare hands so that they fuse, so...
…and also rip the blocks apart into perfect gems, just to do the same thing 25,000 more times
He can carry over a thousand cubic meters of gold in his pocket
He can hold many anvils in his pockets
He can carry an ocean of lava through buckets.
He can hold stars
Minecraft: *adds shulker boxes*
Steve: "Every hour, my power grows."
Is this a reference?
Yes
11:17 It would take you 66.....thousand 535 punches.
He had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
Matpat: Stop punching trees
Steve: *I guess I'll die*
Eman just make a hole lol
Eman wrong steve can find a wooden axe in a chest so steve will live .....................I know I can't take a joke
@@apotatoduh3389 Makes sense tho. Good on ya!
RLCraft
"In Australia, even the trees are hardcore."
This aged well.
Sick burn..... Oh wait
Surota Onishi oh god
New gonna need some water to cool down from that joke... Wait nO
This joke is a plague onto our society. Gotta wash it down by cracking a Corona with the boys.
@@restartishere7865 that joke was too dark for me so Iran all the way to Washington
Steve: can carry multiple universes in his pockets. Also Steve: dies to exploding moss.
lol
also also steve: is able to come back every time he dies.
@@NuggetOG that's true tho
Also Steve dies to a rotting corpse
Lol Steve: respawns after
I was thinking "Cocoa beans grow on jungle trees. Doesn't that mean they're cacao trees?" Then I remembered that oak trees in Minecraft produce apples, so that's not really the most reliable indicator.
well the inside of jungle wood isint rose red
Steve: Punches with 274 million pounds of force.
Mobs: survive multiple punches.
so the mobs are strong to
But then how are tools stronger
@@skywalker5653 there harder that a hand
but they disapear of the existence if you punch them enough
Scary right
Steve doesn't pulverize the wood though. The block remains whole when he is done. So he hits the tree hard enough to displace that whole 1mx1mx1m block
Or cuts in straight lines in 1m segments
Yes and the rest of the tree keeps floating in the exact same spot
He punched the physics into submission as well
“Unless Steve is superhuman”
Has an episode on why Steve’s the strongest video game character ever
Actually Austin made the video so there is a chance MatPat didn't notice
@@-Rabit- aww man
@@ratdogpyro7464 so we back in the mine
Steve for smash
@@FriedrichBarb got our picaxe mining from side to side
Matt your hand bones are separated into two groups. index and middle are connected and pinky and ring finger are connected. Both down to the wrist. So before you punch, you have to isolate/ stabilize those groups separately. Your pinky group will hug deeper into your palm and will appear lower from top of the fist. Doing this your fingers won't hurt so bad when you punch wood.
Experience: Been punching wooden dummy trees for over a decade
Steve: Can destroy oak trees using his fists
Also Steve: Dies from a berry bush
Allergies can take out even the strongest man
Still Steve: falls off 3.5 meter without getting harmed
ultimate noob move
Annika aka anse001 meanwhile steve can also eat them
Bush spikey, it go stabby bleedy
“How many punches do you need to chop that tree”
“How much bread have you eaten in your lifetime?”
*DIOOOO!!!!!!*
Is this a J O. j. o. KE
uno?
DDIIIOOOOOO
*Many *Breads
Steve: punches villager
Other villager: “how are you not dead?”
Villager: “I have NO idea”
Thank you
@2024 student7 and here we see a wild redditor in its natural habitat. A TH-cam comment section.
Steve is just holding back his true power and only reveals it to Alex ...
*At Night*
@2024 student7 Imagine using r/whoosh and saying your not a redditor
@@akatsukihajime6100 stop.
Matpat: There are 6 different kinds of trees in the Minecraft universe
1.16, 1.17 and 1.19: Allow us to introduce ourselves
Indeed
Look at the date the video was made
and now 1.20
ooooo that wild lil puppy
I feel like he still Scales to Building level without any weapon, even with the new types.
“Unless Steve is a superhuman” has the ability to hold hundreds of 1x1x1 meter cubes of solid diamond in his pocket.
Enchanted gapples in old versions is the heaviest item
giant gold blocks, even.
Steve isn’t that impressive. I just want to meet the guy who made the pockets
Uh... It's only 1x1x1 metre blocks. Each block of diamond in this case is 1 cubic metre. Not 3.
That's ignoring the fact that diamond blocks aren't the heaviest block in the game.
With a full inventory of shulker boxes filled with gold blocks. Steve can hold 60,480 cubic meters of solid gold. Gold weighs 17508.67kg per cubic meter, meaning that Steve can carry 1,058,924,361.6kg in his pockets! That’s over 3 times the mass of the Empire State!! As a fun side note, assuming all of that is standard 22 carat gold, with the current price of 22k gold in the USA being $52.92 per gram, that much gold would be worth $56,038,277.22.
Edit: Gold’s the heaviest item in the game, that we know of.
*"Looks at thumbnail"*
I feel like I don't even need to watch this to know where this is heading.
But I'll watch anyway.
Same, lol
same
@@TeenPerspektiva must I say a word cause every person here has said what we've all done
Long answer: *Stop punching trees!*
Short answer: Adventure mode.
or RLCraft.
Amazimg
Less than 1 more word soooo...
I love the way that game theory doesn’t tell you the answer straight away but they show you the process of getting to that final conclusion.
Yup
"Is Steve superhuman?"
*Steve literally carries the weight of the Eiffel Tower in his pockets and can still sprint and jump*
*over 1 meter*
If you could craft enchanted golden apple in 1.12 steve could carry weight of average Egyptian pyramid
*Eiffel
Normal stuff
*still can’t jump over a fence with nothing else*
Steve:a man able to destroy trees with his bare hands.
Also Steve:can't jump over a fence.
Seems legit
His muscles are too heavy, he just can't jump that high
Hes obviously been skipping leg day smh
Chika Uhegbu he’s so heavy and powerful his weight weighs him down so he can’t jump
If he could sheep could but if you know the cheese of Carpet you can cross the fence
Do you see how many creatures he fights?
He can't jump higher than 2 blocks because the size of his balls weighs him down.
MatPat: “There are 6 different species of trees...”
New Minecraft Update:
I’m bout to end this mans whole career
n e t h e r t r e e s
@@Amber7H what.
@@Amber7H nether trees and mangrove trees
I want the swamp mangrove :(
Stupid idiots who voted for the damn mountains
@@ryankstenberg2005 Nether trees.
The nether update features new trees
this is just a rough estimate, but steve has 36 inventory slots and 1 slot in his right hand meaning he can carry 37 shulker boxes that also have 36 slots each, so if he carries enough diamond blocks to fill out all that space that means he is carrying 638,666,496,000 kilograms in weight while still being able to sprint at full speed (weight of armor wasn't taken into account).
Matpat: *is raging from playing fnaf and punches a random tree*
Also Matpat: *make this episode*
Steve: * exists*
Trees: why do I hear boss music?
stolen
I'm stealing your meme
Stfu
Minecraft: *gets revived by memes*
Terraria: ok, my turn.
@@xaernxd hmm was that a reference to a certain other youtube history video?
Title: STOP PUNCHING TREES!
That sounds like something a tree would say.
Mattpat is a tree
In conclusion, matpat is a tree
You thought it was gonna be brent But it was me dio lol
Sound like the Lorax.
- goldenJay - but that’s JUST A THEORY
The jungle tree has to be a type of cacoa tree, since they have cocoa beans growing on them.
"Don't punch the trees!"
Me: *Mines dirt*
Me: *Hits tree with dirt*
Me: *STONKS*
YES
Omega Synth you sole my idea that I was going to steal from you :(
No
Great power is within your grasp
Yea this is big brain time
"How strong is Steve?" Well, according to Austin he can hold several universes at once in his hands so
Yup your right
Steve:hey wanna fight. Bedrock: COME AT ME BROO.
actually if he carried more shulker boxes he might be able to carry more
So You're telling me that each cubic meter of Bedrock haves a resistance higher to the force required to hold multiple Universes ?
@@jvbon646 yes
"How is he carrying all that in his pants?"
Matthew Patrick, 2019
Become he is a timelord
My dirty mind smh.
"You got a lot of wood on your pants"
no.. No... NOOOOOOOOO
Vicstone GR1 r/dirtyminds
Okay as an Australian I can confirm that iron bark (the slang name for bulllock) is almost impossible to cut with an axe
What about a chainsaw?
Game: does literally anything
Game Theory: BUT WHY
so true
But like, Why not? I don't think even matpat thinks these theories are important. They're for fun. For geeking out over a thing.
Kevin White Ye
I meant this as a joke to answer your question sorry I really do love his work just tried to be a little funny is all sorry for the misunderstanding
Isnt that the point
MatPat: *Asks if Steve has super strength and how strong he is*
Austin: Yes.
What's funny is that I was just watching that video last night...
Shinigami Miroku coincidence? Probably.
@@DawnsonRPGs Definitely. That's what makes it funny.
@@shinigamimiroku3723 TH-cam algorithm, not really coincidence. Same situation if you bought some dog toys on the internet and you suddenly get a pet ad/pet video.
@@ls200076 So the only reason I saw this video is because the algorithm decided to show it, not because I'm subbed to the channel? If so, then Pheonixmaster1 was right - TH-cam sub boxes are about as functional as (insert Fire Emblem character being completely inept at a particular task here).
Steve going to get wood be like:
"Normal punch"
Steve against Ender dragon:
"Serious punch"
@@spotscott8893 normal punch barrage!
Saitama: my punches are the strongest
Steve: hold my diamonds
No steve would be like
MOUSE PUNCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@@spotscott8893 No
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKK PPPPPPPPPPPPPPUNNNCHHHHHHHHHHHh
I always imagined that Steve was tearing into the block rather than punching. Tearing down a tree is easier than punching it
Game theory: smartest show on the internet
Matpat: puts all the wrong trees in all the wrong biomes
B R U H
"Smartest show on the internet" has to include theory of why you can't break a tree with your bare fists.
VSauce is the only rival to Game Theory’s throne of smartest show.But they do not fight. They both know the media needs them.
"Smartest show on the internet"
LandsomeBoi shut up he is very smart bitch
Nobody:
MatPat:
“Hey, Steve can punch trees, so WHY DON’T I?!?!”
If his earlier theory was correct then Steve can punch as many trees as he wants
@@uraverageskeleton6480 and possibly the universe with it.
the matt pat scream
@@chrishansen1842 nah mate the multiverse
Con someone tell me what are bits????
in the book "Minecraft: The Island", the surviver said " oh jeez, im strong, i can punch trees with my bare hands....."
Literally read that book like yesterday
@[GXH] irrevocablerival no arrows? 0-0
It's spelled "survivor."
@@literallylegendary Grammarly, is that you?
@@sadozo I noticed it aswell lol
3:18 no MatPat, in Soviet Russia, we do this as games since like daycare.
Just how strong is steve?
I mean he can hold literal tons of stone soo
stacks upon stacks
As Austin said in a video about this, he can possibly hold more weight than the entire universe using the “chest copying” mechanic from the PC edition.
Without the coping bullshit in austin's video, me and my friend, calculated, using gold blocks And shulker boxes, Steve can carry as much as 200 eifel towers in his back
(Sorry for my bad english)
Victor Pedroso Ceolin the copying mechanic is a part of the game so it isn’t bullshit
Adam Zayan Iqbal you do not even need the copying mechanic it just speeds things up
Matpat: “it’s powerful enough to lift a rocket over 100 times over”
Me: *Somethin’ ain’t right*
So if I use an axe, I will be able to lift a rocket to space, Seems legit
Are you thinking what im thinking?
Isn't that amount of force able to ACTUALLY blast the tree to Oblivion and beyond? Like say instead of wood, like gold or something and I'll 💯 believe you.
Yeah exactly. Unless a tree can survive that kind of force for three seconds, MatPat has some explaining to do
@@zacharyvallerand164 he is talking about the force he has to make to chop the hardest tree with that surface of contact in 12 punches over 3 seconds, so, yeah, with an axe you direct the energy into a milimeter thin axe head, with a punch you have several meters/inches of energy distribution, it is the same reasoning as why you falling in a nail will penetrate your body and you sleeping in a bed of nails will just feel a unconfortable
"is that stupid ridiculous video game thing actually possible in real life?" I've missed this format.
Me too, it's much preferable to the newer kind of episodes.
Same here.
Dear TJ Knight,
HEY, IT'S ME, AUSTIN!
i was born on the day 1.0 minecraft was realised!, 18th nov 2011. Love your videos mat! curently rewatching them
I suddenly feel so old
@@nothcial sadly me too, even though I was born in Nov 2007
Matpat: Shout out to those Theorists currently working at Home Depot!
Me: * actively working an overnight shift at Home Depot * wow.
lol i work there too
Minecraft: *Floating blocks and literal dragons*
MatPat:
Minecraf: *Punching trees*
MatPat: Wait, that's illegal!
MinecrafT not Minecraf.
@NoahIsBreadInACan lol
"Minecraf"
-Saumya Shah
#real
Shaggy:
Nobody can stop me
Steve at 1 percent power:
*Deforests the Amazon with his fists*
After a few days for sure. It takes tine but it'll take time
Shaggy : im the strongest person alive
Creative mode steve : hehehehe
Dark one, dude,dark one.
Nolan Eveslage who needs fire when you can serious series punch that forest to dust?
it is hilarious watching this after finding out the TRUE scope of Steve and Alex's strength with chests within chests, within chests
Just a quick protip: Steve's arms are as big as half of his body's wide, so he'a pretty jacked
steve lookin kinda thicc
@@theoverreactor7435 you mean th-cam.com/video/jYjDCPnxk-U/w-d-xo.html
guess how many hits it takes to kill steve
Hot
@@yellowtourmaline ∞x10
*Uses metres and pound-force at the same time*
"Wait, that's illegal"
KgN is a little too cool for Americans.
Wait, that's illegal!
Now that's a meme I haven't heard in a long time.
@@jacksonmitton999 really? I say it like everyday
”Pounds of fource” is so weird to! Not that ”kilograms of force” would be better, but because we literally have a unit for force which is Newtons. I don’t think it becomes any more understandable using ””mass” of force” as it requires the listener to understand that it means ”the force a free falling mass (in a vacuum) would excert the very moment it touches the surface”... Just use Newtons for force, since no one have an intuitive understanding of what force really is! Well we can feel it but only sometimes, so it is not like lengths which stay the same (proportions) regardless of perspective. Ugh
"Can you punch down a tree?"
Matpat: Well yes, but actually no.
The quote's good guess but actually no.
@@BlueBerry20071
Me: I'm gonna make a funny comment.
JustAnotherSwitchUser: Good guess, but actually no.
@@RejectReef I expected this.
Didn't you see that russian girl punching down a F R I C C I N T R E E
The sounds while Mat was trying to punch wood irl hurt me too XD
Important question: when minecraft time is scaled to real time, how fast are those sixteen seconds? What percentage of his day is Steve using to chop down each tree?
I came here to ask this.
His planet does a full rotation in 20 so minutes, you can't scale that, all the planets in our reality do not do a full rotation in 24ish hours, unless you are assuming Minecraft world is on the Earth.
A real time conversion i'd say is about 64x that of the minecraft world. 20 minutes is a whole 24 hours.
If Steve took 3 minecraft seconds to break a block of tree, then 20 minutes of minecraft time was the same as 24 real hours, Steve would take an equivalent of 3 minutes and 36 seconds of real time to break that block of tree.
@@DearHRS The problem in assuming minecraft time as its own planetary time is that if a planet had a 20 minute day, it would either be very small or rotating at a speed which would never be able to support life so similar to our own.
Nobody:
Mattpat: lemme just punch this softwood
ok
That doesn’t sound like code at all...
Matpat: punches tree
Also matpat: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Such a painful sacrifice. . . for science!
1900s : we are going to have flying cars in the future
2019 : how hard do you have to punch a tree to knock it down?
Glory to Artsoska !!!
Actually steve stores stuff in his mouth, it's not moist enough to stop fire but it IS moist enough to keep coral alive.
“How is he so strong?!?”
“I do 80,000 punches, a 90 mile walk,-
“H- HUH?!?”
“AND A DAILY DEFORESTING OF THE AMAZON FOREST!”
Mrbeast no u
Me beast: YOU WHAT M8?
Lol
Infiniti Games thx
ok
Theorie: Steves pockets are a gateway to another dimension, where all the suff is getting stored
Ist a strange dimension known by the name of UI
No, it's undetectable extension charm. Steve must know Hermione.
Ender pockets?
HILARIOUS THEORY XD
@@katherinegarlock2249 #potterheads4life
"how is he carrying all that in his pants?"
....no.
Oh my.
*zarbon moan*
😳
I think yes
Matpat I am telling you Steve have a backpack translating the game from Danish when you set the language to Danish
I didn't know it until now, but MatPat almost cursing is exactly what I needed tonight
Mojang: Eh, let's just have em punch trees. It's not logical, but what else is gonna get them started?
MatPat: *M A T H*
*M E T H*
Ducky Sucky *N O*
@@orbit3907 *Y E S*
RLcraft gave us a perfectly great answer of how to start off
*_M A F S_*
*any game exists*
game theory: *allow us to introduce ourselves*
Cool
that was a real knee slapper
Graystillplays : allow me to break your game
Mattfag:“Don’t punch tree.”
An intellectual:”No way, I shouldn’t punch trees?”
"hOw IS hE cARryinG aLl tHaT iN hiS paNTs?"
-Matpat 2019
oh no.
No God please no
S T O P .
PLS STOP THIS MEME!
Ummm hOw CaN yOu StORe ChEst iN a ChEsT
Bro, the first ever video you posted was my birthday, the day I was born, cool
Moral of the story:
*don’t frick with Steve, or else.*
What if I want to frick Steve?
I'd frik a Steve
I love to frick steve
@@coneskid2 (*-don't like the comment guys-*) *like it guys don't listen to that person*
UNLESS???
steve: smashes log in 3 seconds
human: breaks hand in 3 seconds
lmao
llama
@@bdidk235 obama
@@bdidk235 May
joe?
"The Science Of" show already demonstrated how the Minecraft playable character has infinite strength, able to lift infinite weight, so is it really that unbelievable they can destroy trees with punches?
not only that but it is on the same channel
Ye true
1:55
His punches should cause nuclear detonation
steve when hes next to a tree: F I S T
“Not all trees are created equally”
-Matpat, 2019
Black oak matters! Black oak matters!
Just waiting a code geass emperor speech here
There is unrest in the forest, there is trouble with the trees, for the maples want more sunlight, and the oaks ignore their pleas.
*DiVerSiTy!*
Treesist
New update: Steve’s hand has durability.
And we all know how to train hand durability
You need to craft a new hand
Mikal Lyngbø how to we create the new hand without hands to create them
@@zacket21 r/cursedcomments
🍆👌💦
@@monsterkiller2763 you control your blood vessles like eisidisi
Mat: talks about punching trees
Me: "you can punch rocks in Minecraft"
Yeah and fire
Aswell as obsidian and diamond blocks
Mat needs to watch Austin’s video on Steve strength
@@pablobeatrice6060 you can't break those, actually
@@pablobeatrice6060 You don't actually recieve those blocks after punching though, which means steve is strong enough to turn obsidian and diamond ore into dust.
At 0:14 This scene makes me laugh and, well miss you matpat and the fans will always remember you
“Stop punching trees”
Me: “ight ima head out”
@Unknown Dude Meme: Ight imma head out
Steve: *breaks a tree with bare hands*
Matt: *Breaks hand punching a tree*
This is why parents hate video games
Edit: thanks for liking
Well its their fault for tryna punch a tree
It’s funny because he is the parent, soon his baby boy is going to have to be the one who is signing petitions to have games removed from parents hands for their own safety.
"in soviet russia, trees aren't wood, they're iron"
well, of course, how do you think they got all the material to build that iron curtain?!
I love this.
*Soviet Australia
I sucked at history, but wasn't the iron vurtain in germany? Xd
uh wrong thing he said australia not russia if you were trying to quote him i mean
8:26 spruce and jungle actually appear to be multiple different types of trees (oak is similar to this as well)
Spruce: Pine(confirmed), Fir, Hemlock, and Spruce(confirmed)
Jungle: whatever the tall trees are, cocoa trees(the short jungle trees), and whatever the jungle bushes are
Oak is also a pretty big offenders: live oak, live oak but swamp?, live oak but jungle edge?(usually), live oak but Mesa?, and azalea(not even in the same family let alone the same genus)
steve: breaks tree with only sixteen punches
one punch man: *laughter*
As soon as the tree senses his presence it breaks
@@i.a.illustrations3224 XD he literally just walks into a forest and all the trees just freaking collapse
@@lilcatfriend4575 XD
@Toucan • are you coming out or just calling us gay?
One punch man just looks at a tree and it’s breaks down lmao
*Title: stop punching trees!*
*Game: Fists cannot harvest stone*
*Also game: Wooden weapons*
Maybe pick up something so use instead of your bare hands, like flint! Yeah that would be perfect! It's a hard rock that is also very sharp, and you don't need tools to get it!
@@Interestking it would break
@@St0pLookingAtMyProfile your fragile ego would break
This is why Steve isn't in smash. He's too strong
Edit: yeah, I get it, Steve is in smash now. This is a year old comment, why are you all here?
Strong enough to punch stone
Strong enough to punch through diamond
Strong enough to carry about 800 golden blocks, instantly dies by a green misformed pig.
When the knock off gets more popular than the original.
@@ZenoCL9
Stand's name: Diamond Power
Please do not leave, we all love your videos!
"In Soviet Australia, the trees aren't wood, they're iron!"
Australia now: *THEN WHY ARE THEY BURNING?!*
*shrugs*
THEY ARENT ITS A COVERUP BY THE GOVERNMENT
(This is a joke)
Miint OwO iron can burn
Miint OwO
Very much flame will defeat even the iron husk of s tree
In Soviet Russia the trees punch you
This is why Steve isn’t in smash. He’s too strong
*also has a dragon space monster in smash*
and because well......BECAUSE IM BATMAN
Jozef productions
why?
because im batman
@@-Jozef bruuuuhhhh
So you're telling me that Steve has a punch that produces a force of more than 100 space shuttles even though he only does 1 heart of damage to a mob. Logic.
Perhaps the mobs are stronger than they seem, or maybe Steve is holding back
BlueHood perhaps he just go easy on them to see mobs suffer
Peeranut Pompim or maybe he holds back so as not to punch the mobs into oblivion
Bruh
Dude we are comparing it to real life but Minecraft is completely a different universe
These _punch_ lines are funny