i love the way this dude talks. like he's the only meme youtuber i've found that doesn't try to be super energetic or go on a thousand rants. good content, every video is worth watching :)👍🏼
I love how seemingly robotic he appears to be and then every now and then he breaks that character by saying "I'm not reading this" or he laughs or just says wtf😂❤
6:45 if you don't get this one, its because of how ants use pheromones and how they travel from one place to another. All ants leave a pheromone trail so that they can find their way home or to points of interest. The more ants on a trail, the stronger the pheromones, thus attracting more ants. However, if something happens to the trail, an ant might accidentally walk in a loop, leaving behind a circular path. The more this ant walks this path, the more ants it will attract to the circle. Eventually, hundreds of ants will be walking in this circle. Problem is, the ants are dumb, and will NEVER stop walking, and will eventually die from exhaustion due to walking in these "Death Spirals" for hours on end.
3:11 I can explain. Glass has more mass in a bottle that a can or a plastic bottle of the same container volume therefore it retains the cold better. The lid is pulled down creating a slightly higher pressure inside the bottle which may help increase the time a fizzy liquid inside it may take to go flat.
My theory is that if there is a god he looked at us trying to classify everything into neat little circles and said 'f this' then created the platypus. (just a fun joke I tell people. Not trying to offend anyone)
3:56 If you don't get this one, they say it's pyrite because pyrite is called fool's gold. A lot of people on searching for gold often mistook pyrite for it. Hence the meme isn't gold, it's pyrite.
2:29 if there's a spider the size of my head hiding in the walls I'd be just fine, if there's a spider like that in the middle of my room, then we have a problem.
The difference between graverobbing and archeology is the difference between personal gain and the British museum's gains. It's actually personal gain and academic study, but that is also going to end up in a museum
Can't wait for one of these to end by either: A) VaazkL stutters while reading a meme, and decides to end the video. B) VaazkL doesn't want to read a weird meme, and decides to end the video. C) VaazkL can't be bothered reading a meme, and decides to end the video.
6:24 is hilarious to me 1. Diamond isn’t a metal 2. It would shatter if it was hit by a bullet 3. 1g=15g???? 4. It’s only like 3.5 grams according to google per cubic cm
I like how memes can be simultaneously about folks being skeptical about science articles, being not skepticall enoug about science articles and science articles being about the face of god (that look like elon) 😂
In my 10th grade chemistry class, we did one lab near the beginning of the year and then couldn't do anymore labs for the rest of the year because someone stole one of the sink faucets and we could no longer be trusted in the lab area. They never caught whoever did it, but if I ever find out who it was, I'm gonna flood the lowest level of their house and drop a giant lump of phosphorus in the water.
1:29 sand that is used for construction is raised in beaches where they gain their properties meaning the sand is fully able to survive in the wilderness
@@Octo-ANIMATIONS-Archives there is a big difference between blowing up the sky and blowing up from the sky and the difference is massive (crater to battery lick size)
“There is an entire genre of films based on how this is a bad idea.” That’s the creepy irony of all the most iconic science-fiction films. They actually tend to warn AGAINST trying to achieve the milestones they portray. Aliens, for instance: A large portion of the things that go wrong in that franchise is the result of a corrupt faction orchestrating them in the name of science and money.
6:29 I think another factor is that diamonds are not that good at reducing the impact of the bullet. Diamonds can break when they are under too much pressure.
3:11 - There actually is science behind that: most of experience with what we think is 'taste' is actually with smell; things that smell delicious while we're eating them will taste better, because it's more the collective experience than any individual sensation. Those bottles happen to smell really good.
11:34 "If you really want a number, a standard often given by archaeologists in the United States is that 50 years is enough to make an object archaeology, and 150 years is enough if there's people involved."
the female building the nuclear bomb getting the reward, and then the male building a homemade clock getting the death sentence because they thought it was a bomb
4:55 To be clear, the modern chemistry teachers still do teach you how to build a bum with common household chemicals; you just need to do it with your hair, tied back, your safety gong wall on, with close toed shoes and long sleeves.
For the archaeology one, I think the person(or people) have to be dead long enough to have been forgotten by the generation that discovered the remains
5:49 potatoes like many other plants can experience a rare genetic deformity that makes their number of chromosomes double. Plants however are unharmed by double chromosomes and usually grow larger. This happened more than a few times in the potato’s evolution, resulting in a gargantuan chromosome count
If the spider is smart enough to stay the hell away from me regardless of whether I'm awake or not, it has every right to live. It's the ones stupid enough to be caught out in the open that deserve death.
Storytime:- Coincidentally, me and my friends were considering building a nuke for our science project but then we decided to scrap that idea due to a time deadline. I actually wish we were given more time :(
12:30 The joke is in second grade when we were learning division I manadged to make a different functional way. The answer was at the bottom diagonally. I still don't know how and what it was.
@ if there is a universe where anything happens that is not our universe, then that must be a multiverse, even if it’s just our universe and the other one it’s still a multiverse, they don’t believe there is another y inverse but there is one either way.
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i love the way this dude talks. like he's the only meme youtuber i've found that doesn't try to be super energetic or go on a thousand rants. good content, every video is worth watching :)👍🏼
i go on rants but in the comments i am not who you think i am sorry
Even better when he just decides, "screw it I'm not reading all that. You have eyes".
I love how seemingly robotic he appears to be and then every now and then he breaks that character by saying "I'm not reading this" or he laughs or just says wtf😂❤
Not an AI voice either
You should compare with his old video, the difference is day and night
6:45 if you don't get this one, its because of how ants use pheromones and how they travel from one place to another. All ants leave a pheromone trail so that they can find their way home or to points of interest. The more ants on a trail, the stronger the pheromones, thus attracting more ants. However, if something happens to the trail, an ant might accidentally walk in a loop, leaving behind a circular path. The more this ant walks this path, the more ants it will attract to the circle. Eventually, hundreds of ants will be walking in this circle. Problem is, the ants are dumb, and will NEVER stop walking, and will eventually die from exhaustion due to walking in these "Death Spirals" for hours on end.
This deserves more likes.
thank u for writing so large comment for people who dont get it
@@weamibrahim2146 yes
Yes!
Basically its just ants dying of stupidity
3:11 I can explain. Glass has more mass in a bottle that a can or a plastic bottle of the same container volume therefore it retains the cold better. The lid is pulled down creating a slightly higher pressure inside the bottle which may help increase the time a fizzy liquid inside it may take to go flat.
I feel like the Platypus was just a giant middle finger to scientists. It literally has many things that are weird yet also make sense
"You think you know species? Fuck you heres a duck thats also a mammal that produces milk and lays eggs"
The male platypus has literal venomous barbs under its armpits that it only uses as a territorial/women territorial attack measure
Well, I guess it was a considerable pain for a certain evil scientist.
dam you perry the platypus
My theory is that if there is a god he looked at us trying to classify everything into neat little circles and said 'f this' then created the platypus. (just a fun joke I tell people. Not trying to offend anyone)
0:22 She looks so happy that she got first prize . Like what they suppose to do they don't give her it she about to set that shit it of.
2:19 those spiders best be smart enough to stay out my room
3:47 Charles Darwin really just described EVERY day for me.
As a meme, i can confirm these are indeed science
As science, i can confirm these are science memes
Funny
why is this the top comment 💀
This joke is starting to not be funny any more
I'm gonna cream
As a science meme, I can confirm you're science
3:56
If you don't get this one, they say it's pyrite because pyrite is called fool's gold. A lot of people on searching for gold often mistook pyrite for it. Hence the meme isn't gold, it's pyrite.
As someone who has watched Interstellar 52 times, I can confirm I do love explaining Interstellar
I agree
As a Reddit scientist I can confirm that these are all science memes
they all knew they had to give that girl an award because if they didnt she’d give the instructions to the quiet kid
what if the quiet kid helped her with the project
@@dragonex4723 now what if SHE was the quiet kid?
2:29 if there's a spider the size of my head hiding in the walls I'd be just fine, if there's a spider like that in the middle of my room, then we have a problem.
The difference between graverobbing and archeology is the difference between personal gain and the British museum's gains.
It's actually personal gain and academic study, but that is also going to end up in a museum
Can't wait for one of these to end by either:
A) VaazkL stutters while reading a meme, and decides to end the video.
B) VaazkL doesn't want to read a weird meme, and decides to end the video.
C) VaazkL can't be bothered reading a meme, and decides to end the video.
yes.
6:24 is hilarious to me
1. Diamond isn’t a metal
2. It would shatter if it was hit by a bullet
3. 1g=15g????
4. It’s only like 3.5 grams according to google per cubic cm
According to minecraft it's totally possible
6:13 that frog looks so happy!
0:05 they also haven’t seen my will to live either
2:40
Relatable
My internal dialogue is louder than my parents yelling at me.
Now, I'm no scientist, but I think the Babies would blind themselves if they ever so laid a gazing glimpse at me.
Science memes are excellent at being sarcastic in a funny way but somehow it's very much connected to real life
12:38 Eisenstein:🗿
13:40
Confused confusing confusion
So some kid can my a nuke for a Science project but the cops arrest me for making pipe bombs in my shed
I like how memes can be simultaneously about folks being skeptical about science articles, being not skepticall enoug about science articles and science articles being about the face of god (that look like elon) 😂
2:04 that is 100% justifiable imo XD
Definitely
I choked on my water with the open door naruto run.
2:42 I’m one of these people, and everyone’s so amazed when I talk about the constant silence going on in my head
I’m not surprised that they made an AI go insane from reddit.
6:30 I'm glad I'm not a geologist, or I'd be fuming.
In my 10th grade chemistry class, we did one lab near the beginning of the year and then couldn't do anymore labs for the rest of the year because someone stole one of the sink faucets and we could no longer be trusted in the lab area. They never caught whoever did it, but if I ever find out who it was, I'm gonna flood the lowest level of their house and drop a giant lump of phosphorus in the water.
We do a little trolling
- Sun Tzu
1:13 i hope one day i can use this to prove how stressed out i can be sometimes
6:12 yes and yes and 12 is a very good number system because it is more divisible into whole numbers per number than 10.
8:39 I don't even know what's going on in this one...
1:29 sand that is used for construction is raised in beaches where they gain their properties meaning the sand is fully able to survive in the wilderness
are we just going to leave the fact that someone called an atomic bomb a fire work (13:33)
I think that was the joke
But they are??
Technically they're both explosions
@@Octo-ANIMATIONS-Archives there is a big difference between blowing up the sky and blowing up from the sky and the difference is massive (crater to battery lick size)
@@Tetril_Homefiesta big difference in scale, but not in type
9:09 nah that’s my dude Darwin
This is one of the best metaphors for quantum physics i have ever seen
1:37 Ayo that’s crocodile tongue. Whatever it meets first will have marvellous things happen to it.
Watching this has made me think that people just say random wrong things like your dog ain’t special, then say I. A scientist
The platypus meme taught me that platypuses are venomous.
So why are two children on disney allowed to hang around one that isn't in captivity??
“There is an entire genre of films based on how this is a bad idea.”
That’s the creepy irony of all the most iconic science-fiction films. They actually tend to warn AGAINST trying to achieve the milestones they portray. Aliens, for instance: A large portion of the things that go wrong in that franchise is the result of a corrupt faction orchestrating them in the name of science and money.
6:29 I think another factor is that diamonds are not that good at reducing the impact of the bullet. Diamonds can break when they are under too much pressure.
As a deadly acid i can confirm this is a good video
Young people are so trusting of people who are paid by the government.
0:15
my ability to overthink literally everything will make me die in approximately 2 hours
Always a good day when VaazkL uploads.
she builds a nuke and gets rewarded. i build a nuke and now im called a “terrorist”. talk about double standards.
If they make nuggets out of the dino face chicken then we will truly have dino nuggies
As someone who watches Dr stone, I can confirm that this video is scientifically great.
3:11 - There actually is science behind that: most of experience with what we think is 'taste' is actually with smell; things that smell delicious while we're eating them will taste better, because it's more the collective experience than any individual sensation. Those bottles happen to smell really good.
11:34
"If you really want a number, a standard often given by archaeologists in the United States is that 50 years is enough to make an object archaeology, and 150 years is enough if there's people involved."
0:21 Later:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM...!!!!!
Student:"DIIIIID I DOOOOO THAAAAAT??"
7:23 this had me dying 😂
3:13
Bro hasn't tried the styrofoam cup drinks
Those hit different
the female building the nuclear bomb getting the reward, and then the male building a homemade clock getting the death sentence because they thought it was a bomb
This is the most unithusastic person to read memes
4:55 To be clear, the modern chemistry teachers still do teach you how to build a bum with common household chemicals; you just need to do it with your hair, tied back, your safety gong wall on, with close toed shoes and long sleeves.
ayyy that mario and sonic at the winter olympic games sparkleton theme hits home
Bro for that burning crater, I wish we solved more problems with grenades
For the archaeology one, I think the person(or people) have to be dead long enough to have been forgotten by the generation that discovered the remains
5:49 potatoes like many other plants can experience a rare genetic deformity that makes their number of chromosomes double. Plants however are unharmed by double chromosomes and usually grow larger. This happened more than a few times in the potato’s evolution, resulting in a gargantuan chromosome count
as a tiny rat, i too love cruising around in a tiny car.
3:56 I mean it's also called fool's gold.
If snails use 2 braincells, then I am a snail
If the spider is smart enough to stay the hell away from me regardless of whether I'm awake or not, it has every right to live. It's the ones stupid enough to be caught out in the open that deserve death.
thinking something is a health risk and throwing a grenade into it is the most american thing ever
no, if this were actually american, they would charge the workers for heath care
bro has viewers for every audience
6:38 i at first thought the obvious, but no this is actually true. Atleast the story is true.
You can cook a chicken with slaps but it mostly just gets destroyed.
For the nuke they made I want them to test that
I guess you could say
The rats have
A need for speed
They had to give her the 1st place. She built a bomb💀
4:34
Normal people: 😟
Undertale Fans: 😀
I bet the girl was like "if I don't win then I will activate the bomb"
Well too bad for us students then, we getting 40 hours of work per day and no lazy days
2:"9 Yes we are making spiders smarter but as you said we are making them more reclusive maybe less likely to do a B&E.
"Student Makes a Nuclear Bomb and gets a B+"
Everyone: *Why did you do that?*
TIL Albert Einstein died kn 1955. I somehow never realised he actually lived to see the atomic bombs being used.
1:56
Hahaha 😂🤣😂🤣
3:56
literally subnautica
4:25
Bruh 💀
6:46
The ants die eventually, I'm to bothered to explain
12:54
Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂
Bro that thumbnail was me decades ago, you may have heard of my city, Hiroshima
7:57 I feel proud of myself that I understood this
0:23 give me first place or I'll nuke you all.
Storytime:- Coincidentally, me and my friends were considering building a nuke for our science project but then we decided to scrap that idea due to a time deadline. I actually wish we were given more time :(
People: We need the cure to cancer!
Scientists: 8:53
Excuse me. A nuclear bomb?
12:30 The joke is in second grade when we were learning division I manadged to make a different functional way. The answer was at the bottom diagonally. I still don't know how and what it was.
2:40 The rest are external as in talking to themselves or someone only they can see. Right John?
13:28 Yes, this is called Murphy's law.
2:16 I literally have a dog that we picked up off the side of the road and he is actually really healthy
0:06 They didn't show that robot Twitter because it would have killed everyone if it saw twitter
If that student doesn’t win she’ll use that atomic bomb
so that’s how I can zoom in without the mask in dishonoured 2:48
0:30 Nickocado avocado cries a lot? Why is he still obese? 🤔
Lmaoo
He eats even more
4:36 why'd he pronounce urinals like that 😭😭😭
YuRinAlS
Scientists be discovering a bunch of weird shit.
i loved the spokey scary skeleton meme
1:18 No, there would be a universe where it’s not believed in, it would be real but no one would believe it.
yeah but that’s the universe where no one believes it, there is infinite multiverses so there would be a universe where it isnt
@ if there is a universe where anything happens that is not our universe, then that must be a multiverse, even if it’s just our universe and the other one it’s still a multiverse, they don’t believe there is another y inverse but there is one either way.
@matthewboire6843 oh ye I see your point my bad
@ oh well that’s a present surprise, glad I could explain it better.