The Red Green Show Ep 239 "The Missile Crisis" (2002 Season)

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  • @johnalder6028
    @johnalder6028 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Watching Red Green before going to sleep helps put one in a better mood.

  • @starryeyes2067
    @starryeyes2067 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Thank "God" for this show which makes more sense than the world we live in today.

  • @davidekstrand8544
    @davidekstrand8544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “The worst scenario is the missile going off unexpectedly. So therefore, we have set it off on purpose!”
    🤣

  • @GreenPencil305
    @GreenPencil305 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Mike: Hey, what's the worst food you guys ever ate?
    Red: Vegetables.
    Winston: No offense, Mike, but for me, it had to be your macaroni surprise.
    Mike: Really? I thought you liked it.
    Red: Surprise.

    • @Uncle_factors
      @Uncle_factors 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣
      ...that's nothing. Have you guys ever had prison food.🤣🤣

  • @sherrymartin219
    @sherrymartin219 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    My mother in law turned me on to this show ten years ago. I tell everyone about it. Love Red Green

  • @diogenessdog186
    @diogenessdog186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Speaking of missiles . I was born and raised in a factory / manufacturing city . Like most cities in the US having a manufacturing base , the living standards were great for all and many small mom and pops businesses benefited . Even though we were a city of about one hundred thousand people, I am proud to say we were on the old Soviet Union's icbm nuclear weapons target list. Of course manufacturing has all gone to the sweatshops overseas and the Russians and Chinese or whomever wouldn't waste a bullet on the rust belt . I hate walmart and the other big box stores and franchises more than i do of the enemies overseas we are told to hate and be afraid of .

    • @mudcatfrank7537
      @mudcatfrank7537 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rochester, MN because of the Mayo Clinic and La Crosse, WI because of two highway bridges (including the 4-lane Interstate bridge) and a railroad bridge. There is also a lock & dam nearby as well.

  • @WorldWar2freak94
    @WorldWar2freak94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Red’s advice in this episode about remembering certain things is applicable regardless your age or gender.

  • @STB-jh7od
    @STB-jh7od 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "Call the Canadian Air Force" "..it's after 6, he's gone home." :) :) :)

    • @jasonlisonbee
      @jasonlisonbee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And Red has his landing gear.

    • @Fox1nDen
      @Fox1nDen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jasonlisonbee Mike stole his flight suit and Dalton sold his machine guns

    • @JST138
      @JST138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      One of the best jokes in the entire series

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Americans: "Canada has an air force?"

  • @Waterlooplein1
    @Waterlooplein1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This has got to be the best episode they ever did. No doubt people will disagree but this gets my vote.

    • @claymathewselevator8121
      @claymathewselevator8121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Canadian Air Force joke is one of favorites it’s past 6 he’s gone home 😂

    • @melthebelgian.5837
      @melthebelgian.5837 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think that every time I watch a new episode.

  • @residentgrey
    @residentgrey 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The message on knowledge vs trivia is a great one

    • @jamesshoemaker684
      @jamesshoemaker684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like knowing it was Axel Stordahl who wrote the theme song for McHale's Navy.

  • @TerribleTim9692
    @TerribleTim9692 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just started watching Red about 6 months ago, and I find myself enjoying them a lot! Hope I never run out of episodes.

    • @ChibiPanda8888
      @ChibiPanda8888 ปีที่แล้ว

      I find that even though I've seen all of them, I like watching them over and over again.

  • @ArtKM
    @ArtKM 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I have watched the red green show since I was 4years old. And this show is my favorite ever

  • @AlexSnow96
    @AlexSnow96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "We had a big local collector, he's about 6'5"." XD

  • @thomaslauffenberger5795
    @thomaslauffenberger5795 11 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Where there's smoke, there's..." "Cheech and Chong!"
    "Open the door, man; it's me, Dave! I think the cops saw me!"
    "Dave's not here!"
    Roll your eyes, everyone...

  • @tyrssen1
    @tyrssen1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hey, that "oil painting" would be a winner at the Museum of Modern Art. No accounting for taste...

  • @garylyons3036
    @garylyons3036 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you for the words of wisdom the youth of today need it.

  • @rebekahearly1144
    @rebekahearly1144 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “It’s after six, he’s gone home.”😂😂😂

  • @--BiZ--
    @--BiZ-- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    my fav episode by far - well done pat steve jerry - too many to name!

  • @ur2ndurlast
    @ur2ndurlast 11 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Whats the worst food you eaten? Mike "evidence" lol

  • @nstark1066
    @nstark1066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The quality of your choices depends on the caliber of your alternatives

  • @Furrball2023
    @Furrball2023 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HOLY CRAP! RANGER GOURD'S OUT OF HIS TOWER!!!! 😲😲😲

  • @travisrolison9646
    @travisrolison9646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Where is edgar when you need him? Poor guy misses having a missle.

  • @tanysby262
    @tanysby262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've learned one thing in 22 years and that's how to drink beer like it's water lol

  • @BornToPun7541
    @BornToPun7541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Keep your stick on the ice, and more importantly, keep your missile in the silo!! :D

    • @RLC302
      @RLC302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG 😯

  • @paurora98
    @paurora98 12 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Harold:"Oh no, Oh no we are all going to die..I have never been with a woman"..I'm laughing so hard.

    • @michaelterrell
      @michaelterrell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And the women thank him for that!

    • @--BiZ--
      @--BiZ-- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michaelterrell 😂😂

  • @NewEnglandOtaku
    @NewEnglandOtaku 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Walter looked demented during the oil change

    • @RLC302
      @RLC302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Walter always looks demented.

  • @ivonnecolon8471
    @ivonnecolon8471 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very clever the landing gear attached to the van.

  • @Drewtendo
    @Drewtendo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    13:03-13:21 This part is what a friend told me that got me into the whole series!

  • @josiah7629
    @josiah7629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this show

  • @williamcrowe2576
    @williamcrowe2576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just what was old Ed planning to do with that missile?

  • @lesliematyas1921
    @lesliematyas1921 ปีที่แล้ว

    really enjoy these boat episodes,,,good talks

  • @ArtKM
    @ArtKM 11 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The solution is we set off the missile ourselves. I laughed so hard!!!!!!!!

    • @AlexSnow96
      @AlexSnow96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, that IS what bomb disposal units do.

  • @rwatsonmusic
    @rwatsonmusic 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One of my fav episodes ever!

  • @boba2172
    @boba2172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great stuff.....

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    20:40 Poor Ed suffered a heart attack and dropped to the floor. I can't help but laugh at the poor fella.

    • @airvent6199
      @airvent6199 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are the last person I expected to see on a Red Green episode.

  • @realcanadian67
    @realcanadian67 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    another perfect edgar montrose episode with no edgar montrose!

  • @ivonnecolon8471
    @ivonnecolon8471 ปีที่แล้ว

    Red reminds me about someone really special for me that has the same vocabulary, tone and interesting ideas.

    • @jay90374
      @jay90374 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My goal is to be that crazy uncle 🤣🤣

  • @nstark1066
    @nstark1066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Very inconvenient when your van rolls over in corners

  • @lesliematyas1727
    @lesliematyas1727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOVE HAROLD'S LOOK OF THE MISSILE PROBL;EM

  • @allenmckinney9533
    @allenmckinney9533 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Walter should go work for wal-mart doing oil changes.

    • @Ricken2022
      @Ricken2022 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      WALTER , died in 2015 in a accident

    • @kellywiewall4928
      @kellywiewall4928 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Ricken2022 and I know that

  • @TheMovieUniverse
    @TheMovieUniverse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How do you stop a missile. put a manhole cover on it with a fishnet! We can learn a lot form Red Green.

  • @RLC302
    @RLC302 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'd like to personally volunteer to keep Ranger Gord company on those long cold nights up in the tower.

    • @michaelcaza-schonberger9282
      @michaelcaza-schonberger9282 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rabeth Cooper that’s highly inappropriate, shame on you.

    • @jasonlisonbee
      @jasonlisonbee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@michaelcaza-schonberger9282 He could take up bee keeping for the same effect. Maybe he would need a specific species. There are bees that will cook to death a perceived threat by enough of them covering the body and pumping heat into it. If he can manage the population, or the number that come out to do it, and coax them to do it as needed, he can get plenty of warmth from bees.

    • @ChibiPanda8888
      @ChibiPanda8888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bless your heart for volunteering!

    • @RLC302
      @RLC302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michaelcaza-schonberger9282 : 😁

    • @RLC302
      @RLC302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ChibiPanda8888 : Just doing my duty.

  • @sammyd9355
    @sammyd9355 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ed that animal control guy is funny :) how hes scared of everything lol

  • @ivonnecolon8471
    @ivonnecolon8471 ปีที่แล้ว

    Red is so cute ❤ Him and his friends are sweet😂

  • @ur2ndurlast
    @ur2ndurlast 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I want the possum van!

  • @MeepChangeling
    @MeepChangeling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It actually takes missiles and all other forms of rocket some time to accelerate and reach their high speeds, and thus the high levels of force they can apply. Which means you probably could prevent one from taking off with a net, if it were made of steel cables or something else with high tensile strength.

  • @NewEnglandOtaku
    @NewEnglandOtaku 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That's a lot of motor oil...

  • @ivonnecolon8471
    @ivonnecolon8471 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love it

  • @austinniederjohn9813
    @austinniederjohn9813 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Red had his finger on the trigger of the musket before it fired

  • @Uncle_factors
    @Uncle_factors 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I used to camp in Mountain lake every summer as a kid. I had a friend from work that lived in happy heats campground too. I have yet to make it to MacKenzie Park.
    Bucket list?

  • @sumakote
    @sumakote 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    sweet thank you

  • @ivonnecolon8471
    @ivonnecolon8471 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hilarious 😂😂❤love it

  • @mattprestegaard531
    @mattprestegaard531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Oh no. Oh no. We're all going to die and I never been involved with a woman. LMFAO 🤣😂🤣🤣. Harold likes to be over board with everything. Lol

  • @billyhawkins2848
    @billyhawkins2848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Red green was on an episode of the tv show called due South

    • @travisrolison9646
      @travisrolison9646 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wasn't the star of due south from the red green show first? I know a lot of red green cast members made appearances on the show

    • @KJTV67
      @KJTV67 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@travisrolison9646 Paul Gross played Kevin Black on the Red Green show!

  • @josecotts5403
    @josecotts5403 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:06 So tired

  • @petersack5074
    @petersack5074 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hi. There is a difference, between '' flammable '' and '' inflammable "" Wood, is flammable . Nitro-glycerine, is '' inflammable '' = meaning, it can combust, without external help.

  • @jeffburnham6611
    @jeffburnham6611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Red should have used duct tape to hold the sewer cover down instead of welding. He uses it for everything else.

  • @MrDefining
    @MrDefining 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Meet the artist

  • @charlesgould8436
    @charlesgould8436 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Surely, there is a shower on set:)

  • @Uncle_factors
    @Uncle_factors 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mike, what's the worst thing you've ever ate?
    Evidence 🤜🏼🇨🇦🤛🏼

  • @magiclocks9206
    @magiclocks9206 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    12:55

  • @handled-g3u
    @handled-g3u 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "...u dont wanna go over budget...."

  • @drathmoor
    @drathmoor ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of the greatest, stupidest things ever done in Possum Lodge.

  • @jeninerogers9256
    @jeninerogers9256 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂

  • @davudandrews2665
    @davudandrews2665 ปีที่แล้ว

    Grindr red or universal wrench

  • @claymathewselevator8121
    @claymathewselevator8121 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s past 6 he’s gone home

  • @ivonnecolon8471
    @ivonnecolon8471 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂 Awesome

  • @landofthehollows6235
    @landofthehollows6235 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wonder if the show was still on if they would upgrade to gorilla tape the new duck tape at least it is to me and I'm always using it sometimes I got to get a new roll every month

  • @DwayneAPurple
    @DwayneAPurple 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Never been with a woman? What about your cousin horse? Or Harriet from college? Or Suzy?

    • @CommodoreFan64
      @CommodoreFan64 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL all lies!!

    • @fiber9m
      @fiber9m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe all they did was kiss lol

    • @ChrisRussell99
      @ChrisRussell99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fiber9m this is Harrold we're talking about

  • @terrysuggs8630
    @terrysuggs8630 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Hobo-cf7wu
    @Hobo-cf7wu 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Yo all. Cool fall day.. relaxing.. burp.. ahh. Red Green time..

  • @wheelmanv
    @wheelmanv ปีที่แล้ว

    The smoke alarm clock is very absolute. Either it will wake you up, or you'll never wake again