I have an newer Nokia and I love it lol it’s a lot smaller but I’ve dropped it atleast 200 times from chest height and it hasn’t even cracked or scratched
*hyperventilates at thought of all the blood. Then laughs at the amount of blood and death. Then cries when reminded of Billy almost dieing on us.* **Mixed feelings have entered the chat**
Me: **Smiling like a dork because I'm reading memes while listening to this** Parker: Anna broke up with me Me: **Smile immediately turns to a grin and I whisper** finally~...
this is adorable don’t get me wrong but imagine being in the position of ana... knowing your boyfriend is in love with someone else, and letting him go just for him to be with her. it would break my heart honestly. this is why i have trust issues
1:05 Him:see you soon Me:ok -let's *the door* Ok of course is not him *Open the door* Him:sorry is took me that long Me: bAbY wHy DiDn'T yOu TeLl yOu HaVe a pOwEr!!✂
Today (August 22) Really do be my birthday doe 😳 Hiya! how was your day/night? How are you? alright, alright. How are you really though? Have you ate anything? what about drinks? have you drank anything today? if you havent done either, please do! i care about you so so much. You are SO VERY valid, dont let ANYONE invalidate you, and i mean ANYONE. also, god DAMN you pass- You pass more than i did on my tests, and trust me i got Cs and below. Im so proud of you, hun. I love you so much, please stay safe and stay amazing 🥺💕
Don't apologize for the love confession asmrs, they're literally my favorite type of asmrs and I love how you make them. Though I pretty much love everything y'all make
guys I just remember this part when he said " so you didn't tell me because i was dating anna " OMG poor us just watching anna and him dating for 3 years while liking them * plays the heather music *
I might sound insane, but I always find myself listening to stuff like this the night before I go to school, so I'll be thinking about making out with a hot guy instead of having a silent anxiety attack because school is scary
" Can I show you just how irresistible you are?" NOT IN FRONT OF REMMY THE RAT, BOY!!!!! THAT RAT WOULD JUDGE ME HARDER THAN A VIRGO ON STEROIDS!!!!! All I can think about is the movie playing in the back and I REFUSE to have Remmy the rat witness any of that. That rat would rat me out to Jesus for a single hair fiber off a spider leg
Thank you for making these lovely audios! Especially the Gender Neutral friendly ones and the M4M ones. Your voice is lovely and you say such nice things it helps with a lot of my dysphoria lately :) Thank you love
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I came across this video while crying after my mom insulted me and I didn't even notice when I stopped crying so thank you- oh and i love these love confessions! 💕🥺
*Him:* "Can I show you just how irresistable you are to me?" *[No additional links to extended audio or continuations]* "Now you're just being a tease." - Shaun Gilmore, Critical Role
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Title: “I want you, not her”
How I read it: “I want her, not you” ....damn is that how you feel
Go trip over a Knife
Omg
َ I THOUGHT YOU WERE TELLING THEM TO GO TRIP OVER A KNIFE 😭😭
•bubbling boba• LMFAOAOAOA no 🤣
I thought i was the only one
َ oh I thought u were telling them that lol
Bruh, why do I have a Nokia brick for a phone?!
My brother said Nokias are the best weapons to fight against non-nokia holders
꧁ Mowy ꧂ NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU THROW IT, IT WIL NOT BREAK LOLOL
Yeah
@@vinnako1460 yez
I have an newer Nokia and I love it lol it’s a lot smaller but I’ve dropped it atleast 200 times from chest height and it hasn’t even cracked or scratched
Him: *starts complimenting my interior decoration*
Me: Stop trying to change the subject
the creator uses she/her pronouns!!
_Greenie_ I was talking about the character
Easily Jealous Girls Be Like-
That was me- I was over here like why is he changing the subject🤨
Exactly I was like did he forget about the explanation like ehem
Title: I want you not her
*John cena voice: Are you sure about that?*
are you shooore abowt dat
꧁ iiOrxnge꧂
I can tell that I copied he's voice 💀
Lmao 😂
omg im actually w h e e z i n g- *chokes*
The best ringtone 😂
LMAOAO
Gives me Jurrasic Park vibes
@@aimee9293 Yesss Jurassic Park 3!!!!
* Dinosaur noises*
LMAO
TH-cam: Hey! Parker-
Me: IM HERE IM HERE :D
Facts 😂😂
i LOW-KEY got mad cuz i read the title as "I WANT HER NOT YOU-" i was like WH-
LOL SAME-
EVEN THOUGH I KNOW NOBODY WOULD WANT ME ANYWAYS THAT STILL HURT SHSJSV
ghostly toilets 😭
Same...
𝖕𝖔𝖑𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖌𝖊𝖎𝖘𝖙 NAW ID WANT YOU 😭
YO IS RATATOUILLE JUST PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE WE MAKE OUT OR-
In the background: lE puRe Ta pLa bIen lE diSpoNete Ane SHotO lE oPpa Le GijOn LetE aPurOn jUlEto Le VisPoneRoN sHoto Le oPpa
《a n g r y c l o u d》 BAHAHAHAHA
@@angrycloud5302 NNNAHHAHSHSUDODHDJDIruhrbhugryufrvhuirbh
I WOULD LIKE THE COMMENT BUT ITS AT 69
《a n g r y c l o u d》 I JUST GOT DONE WATCHING IT SHUT UPSOHSBZVSB
I can't get enough from the Jurassic park ringtone 😂😂
Jurassic Parker ringtone 😂
I was ready to jump out of my bed and run the fuck away from approaching mean ass dinosaur
Me: yes, new audio!
*ringtone starts*
Me: *insert Jurassic park 3 flashbacks again*
*Spinosaurus roars intensify*
*hyperventilates at thought of all the blood. Then laughs at the amount of blood and death. Then cries when reminded of Billy almost dieing on us.*
**Mixed feelings have entered the chat**
Bro I thought it was just me 😂😂😂
When she said we can watch ratatouille I was so happy that is my favorite disney movie !
Edit: thank you guys for 100 likes
the creator uses she/her pronouns!!
She's a girl dude
@@nat3571 sorry I did not know that she went by those pronouns I did not have my phone for awhile sorry
@@BreaakFast sorry
@@BreaakFast wait so is she a man but goes with those pronouns? Sorry I’m a new person here😅
Parker: How come you never told me this before
Me: MAYBE BECAUSE IM NOT GOING TO BE A HOME WRECKER IDIOT.
LMAOOOO
Lol 😂
IKR!!!!!!
“The way we cuddle on the couch”
Me: he’s probably playing with my feelings, he’s gonna say no homo, wait no this is a love confession-
Why is this my mind whenever a boy is overly nice to me?😐
That is what I would think if she said it to me
Waahh~!! My script!! You did SO GOOD, I'm in tears. ✨😭
Thank you for writing this amazing script!!
You're so sweet! Thank you!! 🥺
OHHHOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE ITTTT
damn you really turned me on....
BRO THIS IS AMAZING
Idk why but the ringtone kind of reminds me of that barbie phone
Ay YAy YAy I'm YoUR liTtLE bUtTErfLY
Helo
Hou ar yu?
O
O
O
Aiaiay am your little buterflai-
ああああああ the memoriessssss
the fact that I used to sing this- I mean I still sing it 😗👉🏻👈🏻
@@dearchilde me too kfkd
Now that's a phone!
Me: **Smiling like a dork because I'm reading memes while listening to this**
Parker: Anna broke up with me
Me: **Smile immediately turns to a grin and I whisper** finally~...
*W H E E Z E S I N E V I L*
@@thegr8agent886 *l a u g h s i n e v i l*
@Camarillo Anaiz That what i said T-T
😈
Mahaha yesss
Me being a cuddle bug and being happy: -w-
Him: starts talking about breaking up with anna
the creator of this video uses she/her pronouns :)
She's a girl lol
@@BreaakFast the character she is playing is a guy
@@philwhite5866 AND??
Him: *talking about some problems wit dis Anna girl*
Me: The name game...Anna, Anna Anna da danna she bout to go meet santa
BAHAJS DJ AHÍ FA FUO F I
It’s a her btw 😊
@@sasha1036 the character she is playing is a guy
@@philwhite5866 I know but the voice actor is a girl but I mean shouldn’t have commented that since this video is based of a he 😅
All the Anna’s watching: 👁💧👄💧👁
Is yOu AnNA???
LMAO IM CLOSE CAUSE IM A HANNAH
I ish Anna ú-ù
Oh Am Jessica but I like to b called Moku sometimes xD
Yagirljx I IS AnN@
That ringtone got stuck in my head for a minute.
this is adorable don’t get me wrong but imagine being in the position of ana... knowing your boyfriend is in love with someone else, and letting him go just for him to be with her. it would break my heart honestly. this is why i have trust issues
...That awkward moment when the listener's name is Anna (even though my name isn't anna, just a funny thought)...
My name is Anna xD
mine is anna 👁💦👄👁💦
Anna is his gf. Not listener
@@artgirl1339 yes we know, but when u as a listener are called anna it's awkward because u're basically his ex
@@artgirl1339 it’s his ex
Just when I was thinking about listening to ASMR😳
Can i be the cherry in the picture--
Same! \(●3●)/♡
Same!~ \(●3●)/♡
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o shit thats me
BYE-
It’s a dangerous game to play to watch these when my mom’s home.
Relatable...
Same its 11 00 pm
Just...
*yes*
Yes
Yeth
seY
Yee YEE
Vil! Ochaco Uraraka wow uraraka, ur that single
(ringtone goes off)
me: *jurassic park flashbacks*
Me: *reads title*
Also Me: As you should
my self esteem is low but my humor is pretending I have high self esteem 😎
@@dearchilde After reading this........the realization hit me differently 😶
this is too relatable
1:05
Him:see you soon
Me:ok -let's
*the door*
Ok of course is not him
*Open the door*
Him:sorry is took me that long
Me: bAbY wHy DiDn'T yOu TeLl yOu HaVe a pOwEr!!✂
ريـَمَـاسْ الَغِزالل𖤐. يب يب 😂
th25x S بموت 😭😭
@@naipark.6011 نايس ارمي 😂
اوه شت في عرب كثير ما توقعت احد عندة جفاف عاطفي😭💔
ريـَمَـاسْ الَغِزالل𖤐. 😂😂😂😂
this ringtone is older than my dead grandma
True
I-
IM-
ikr
Young grandmas?
That one dislike is from Anna
Yes
LMFAOAO
Oh flip she made ...8 more accounts lolol
@@dxring_boi47 yeah I agree ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
LMFOAOAJSHS
views: 47
likes: 58
me: 🤨
Lol yt is drunk
Cracks
People like before actually watching the video. If dosent count as a view if they just tap the video for a second.
That ringtone had me boppin.
me dancing: 💃🏼
@@sydney8865 😂😂😂😂
This is a cute video!! Feel excited about the boyfriend and sad for “Anna”. 3 years is a long time after all!! Can’t wait for the next one!! 😸😸
Guy : I like u
Me : lol why
also me : so u don’t like heather
honey im literally the opposite of heather pfft-
I-
My name's Anna-
Lmao bruh-
Well that made it *VERY* awkward!
Maybe you have there is an Ana
Oop-
Ratatouille is actually a good movie
Today (August 22) Really do be my birthday doe 😳
Hiya! how was your day/night? How are you? alright, alright. How are you really though? Have you ate anything? what about drinks? have you drank anything today? if you havent done either, please do! i care about you so so much. You are SO VERY valid, dont let ANYONE invalidate you, and i mean ANYONE. also, god DAMN you pass- You pass more than i did on my tests, and trust me i got Cs and below. Im so proud of you, hun. I love you so much, please stay safe and stay amazing 🥺💕
Happy Birthdayy (❤´艸｀❤)
I love how you spread a good mood under every video and that you are so sweet. I hope you are fine too and someone takes care of you.💜
and happy birthday i hope you had or have a nice day
@@reald8232 fr same
Happy birthday!!! Thx for worrying about me but you should worry about yourself too :)
This video made me escape my family sharing time.. Dont regret anything-
Hears ringtone = flashbacks to jurassic Park 😂
lmao i thought i was the only one
Me: kisses him
Me: WOAH what are you doing. We ain’t neva did that before
It’s a girl
This reminds me of an older friends to lovers asmr that you made.
0:01 Phone ringing
Me: ". . . . "
"J U R A S S I C P A R K ? "
Don't apologize for the love confession asmrs, they're literally my favorite type of asmrs and I love how you make them. Though I pretty much love everything y'all make
Did that sound creepy? Sorry if it did I didn't mean it like that
its ya boi chips That didn’t sound creepy at all (no sarcasm included), I actually enjoy the confession asmrs too :)
WOOOOOOO!!!! WE NEED A PART TWO!! WE NEED A PART TWOOOOOOO!!!!!
*dId pArkeR JusT cUsS?* *insane squealing*
*I want you not her*
You sure, cuz compared to many people, I practically trash.
It’s the way you said my name for me (yes my name is jasper, yes the person who wrote the script is my best friend)
I'm so glad my script was good enough. ✨
Luciel Kai D. It was PERFECT lu now I’m in tears
Me, too, bro 😭
Y E S -
Oh wow I'm early 🥺👉🏻👈🏻💞🥀
Him: "I know how indecisive you can get"
My brain: *please don't do it ..it's 5am*
Me: I'm so indecisive you can't cuff me but I'm wifey!!!
imagine a guy liking you lololol can’t relate
Please tell me I wasnt the only one who wanted to crawl into a ball and cry😐
you aren't alone here
Same tho
THE RINGTONE YASSSSSSSSSSSS
guys I just remember this part when he said " so you didn't tell me because i was dating anna " OMG poor us just watching anna and him dating for 3 years while liking them * plays the heather music *
"it hurts that our 3 year relationship is over"
..i feel sorry for anna, she really wasted 3 years with a man that don't love her, i-
Parker: Do you like me?
Me: immediately shout hell yah! You just figured that out now?!
YALL. WE ARE LITERALLY HEATHER.
Whoever is reading this remember that you have toPush yourself, because no one else is going to do it for you.
Yes,push myself preferably off a bridge 😂
@@salemrose9230 yes just *Yes.*
Salem Rose 😂💀
Yah cuz if somebody pushed me off a cliff it would be considered murder 😅
The ringtone 😭😭😂😂 and don’t get me started about the rat movie 😭😭😭✨✨
How disrespectful “the rat movie” I’ll have you know Remi worked his ass off to get out of the gutters and into a gourmet kitchen
Kehlani castillo y’all are just 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
Salem Rose so sorry 😭😭 that was my favorite Disney movie tho 👄👁👄
Zufaa Jacobs I know I’m just playing. Lol.......but for real tho 😳
That ringtone...I'm getting Jurassic park vibes lol
This is suddenly a lot funnier when you remember that ratatouille is playing in the background
I might sound insane, but I always find myself listening to stuff like this the night before I go to school, so I'll be thinking about making out with a hot guy instead of having a silent anxiety attack because school is scary
Your filled with bees and- Ummmm why are my people in you?- Did you consume them?-
me: playing minecraft while watching this
*can i show you how irresistible you are?*
*DIES*
I hate all of you for making me laugh sm to the point I forgot I’m listening to this 😭😤💖
But I still love you guys french cheek kisses 😌
Parker this was SO ADORABLE!!! 🥺 And a little spicy! I'm here for it! 💕
This was everything.
" Can I show you just how irresistible you are?" NOT IN FRONT OF REMMY THE RAT, BOY!!!!! THAT RAT WOULD JUDGE ME HARDER THAN A VIRGO ON STEROIDS!!!!! All I can think about is the movie playing in the back and I REFUSE to have Remmy the rat witness any of that. That rat would rat me out to Jesus for a single hair fiber off a spider leg
Him: “Anna broke up with me”
Me: I’m about to throw hands with someone
*finally listening to this*
Me: noice ringtone 🤣😂😁
I found 16 Todoroki and now you wHaT Is GoInG OoOooOonNn
Uraraka Ochako
I don't know but I think I'm the real one Uraraka
@@Gabby_loves_sanrio want some cold soba?
Denki Kaminari
Yes pls 🥺
@@Gabby_loves_sanrio ok( yeets a big bowl of cold soba)
Parker: fuck *makes out*
Ratatouille: Cookin' like a chef, I'm a five star 미슐랭
We need a part 2 of this, I can't live without one
*jams to the ringtone*
*reads* *title*
me: thinks of the song *heather*
wow o👄o
Not gonna lie this one is my favourite out of all the confession videos like I almost died on how cute it wasss
Him: "We broke up"
Me: Damn...we a homewrecker
Yay another confession!😍😍😍
*you picked the right picture my dude-*
It’s a girl
I have a trauma bc of the ringtone
Reminds me of jurassic Park 3👁️👄👁️
Now I want to watch Jurassic Park 3. That ring tone is like the one in that movie.
Okay but Anna is definitely singing "sucks to be heather" right now, poor girl- I'LL FUCKING MARY ANNA- PARKER YOU HEARTBREAKER
I'm nearly crying because of a movie, but this it the best way to cheer me up 😄
The video was posted 30 minutes ago now and I saw this one comment 37 minutes ago and I'm cOnFuSiOn
sO I aM cOnfUsiOn
aMerIca eXplaIn
Eyyyyy 😌 I’m kinda early 😌💅🏽
Ilysm and hope you’re safe and healthy 😊❤️ take care 🌚✨
LMAO the scary thing is that I actually know somebody called Anna 😆 I was so shook
him: complementing the house
me: sir stop trying to butter me up what did u do >:( explain 😾
It’s a girl
Him: let me show you how irresistible you are
Me: I think you know where this about to go😂
Thank you for making these lovely audios! Especially the Gender Neutral friendly ones and the M4M ones. Your voice is lovely and you say such nice things it helps with a lot of my dysphoria lately :) Thank you love
I live for those little noises he makes when he’s kissing the listener
Him: Anna broke up with me
Me: as he'll yeah and I am going steal you for myself.
I’m in love with your AUDIOS!!!!
WHEN HE SAID F*CK- MY ENTIRE BODY SHIVERED
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Phonecall ringtone:
Me: -gasp- ITS THAT THE RICE MAKER?!?!
Spinosaurus memories I N T E N S T I F I E S
I came across this video while crying after my mom insulted me and I didn't even notice when I stopped crying so thank you- oh and i love these love confessions! 💕🥺
I'm sorry your mom insulted you
ok that ending was UNFAIR-
LIKE
WHY
WHY YOU GOTTA DO THAT
I WANNA SEE HOW IRRESISTIBLE I AM-
I really enjoyed this video! Your so talented with voice acting 😁
*Him:* "Can I show you just how irresistable you are to me?"
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"Now you're just being a tease." - Shaun Gilmore, Critical Role
Damn that ringtone from the beginning brings back nostalgic memories
I can hear the neediness in his voice at the end😳