"What happens when the explosion goes off and it, like, goes over the ground?" The trees get demolished, that's what. An underground bunker is impossible to find if you cover the hole. Trees? They're completely visible to any incoming alien (or zombie). When that giant from Plants vs Zombies comes and rips your tree out of the ground, you're de*d! Of course, if that digging zombie comes your bunker is garbage, but that's why you put a lawn in front of your bunker so he goes to the end of it and walks away!
You have to understand that I am physically dependent on your content rn. Every single fucking compilation is just the same clips over and over again but now I can finally remember how it feels to watch a jerma clip for the first time
Aliens invade and jermas go-to is to live in a treehouse with 75 cans of soup 2 friends packed like sardines, occasionally shitting and pissing off of it into the wilderness. Flawless plan.
If I limit my 13-year old computer to 3 watts of power then I can watch this at a luxurious 2 or 3 frames per seconds at 140p without my temps going a degree above 70.
Best Jerma clips channel out here rn, more underrated Jerma clips rather than the typical ones to show off _plus_ timestamps and puts links to to each clip 🙌 A godsend is what you are!
Jerma when someone starts shooting ducks: How do i stop this man with this whistle? Jerma when he's shooting sucks: GET SOME GET SOME!!!! If it flies, it's a duck. If it dodges my first hit in autoaim, it's a well trained duck!
Idk why but the olive thing is easily one of the fucking weirdest thing he's ever done. The pimentos were not the problem, those olives were fucking tiny. If he bought the ones the bit would've been perfect and its making me irrationally upset
i like to imagine jerma hunkered in a tree house with specifically 75 "campbells", to keep him alive for 6 entire months whilst ranting to keep the aliens away
The Jerma explains ADHD bit is funny because one could make the argument that it's schizophrenia based on the symptom of "hallucinating aggressive voices"
45:45 Jerma is correct. Monocots (the clade of plants that grass belongs inside of) did not evolve until the cretaceous period, which was 145 million years ago. The date he gave, 600 million years ago, is the Ediacaran period which hosted no plants at all yet (that is, anything belonging in kingdom Plantae. Other photosynthesizing organisms did exist by then however)
You don’t get it. I need this. I need these to live. Every new 1 hour complication of jerma is another hour of my life I get TO LIVE TO BREATHE, HE WONT STREAM ANYMORE HE WONT DO IT I NEED…. *clears throat* I’d like more please *fixes hair*
jerma clips to watch while you're hiding from an alien invasion in a treehouse
"What happens when the explosion goes off and it, like, goes over the ground?"
The trees get demolished, that's what. An underground bunker is impossible to find if you cover the hole. Trees? They're completely visible to any incoming alien (or zombie). When that giant from Plants vs Zombies comes and rips your tree out of the ground, you're de*d! Of course, if that digging zombie comes your bunker is garbage, but that's why you put a lawn in front of your bunker so he goes to the end of it and walks away!
He is so insane
He's trying to trick us to not get to the bunker when his home planet finally invade us.
They're going to pick us from tree like a fucking fruit!
Sometimes, jerma starts cooking absolutely abhorrent shit, and were forced to stand by and watch him
You have to understand that I am physically dependent on your content rn. Every single fucking compilation is just the same clips over and over again but now I can finally remember how it feels to watch a jerma clip for the first time
@@HatoBumpkinit’s a really good place to be and very strategic
@@HatoBumpkinwhy are you like this
I like how some clips are split up like the destroy all humans alien rant, it really makes him seem more insane
timestamps and links to the original videos in the description is just insane dedication. you deserve all recognition for this
i Adore this, especially because it cuts back between bits so the time stamps are even better
Aliens invade and jermas go-to is to live in a treehouse with 75 cans of soup 2 friends packed like sardines, occasionally shitting and pissing off of it into the wilderness. Flawless plan.
I love how he thinks 75 cans of soup will last him 6 MONTHS. Thats like one every 3 days
You could probably make it work if you water it down, especially if they're "cream of" cans. You wouldn't be healthy, but I don't think you'd die.
He LOVES soup
If I limit my 13-year old computer to 3 watts of power then I can watch this at a luxurious 2 or 3 frames per seconds at 140p without my temps going a degree above 70.
Did it take 3 days to deliver this message?
It did genuinely take several minutes to get it typed out
@steamline432 that sounds exciting
i'm in love with you
there are so many layers to this I am *DEAD* AAAHHHLMAO
I've never seen a lot of these clips, thank you for your service
Best Jerma clips channel out here rn, more underrated Jerma clips rather than the typical ones to show off _plus_ timestamps and puts links to to each clip 🙌 A godsend is what you are!
I can't believe he actually put olives on his fingers for that one guy
Oliver
@@pockpock6382 Oliver Andy
@@spencykings3182 Oliver Andy Warhol
Most dedicated and consistent jerma comps i've seen in a long time
I love the clip names lol. 27:02 makes it sound scarily existential but it’s just Jerma struggling to communicate with a robot.
1:30 is the most defined W O W
seriously fantastic compilation. timestamps, original video links, genuinely good and obscure jerma clips. 10/10, subscribed and eager to see more.
Your compilations are so funny to me cause it feels like a cutaway from one conversation to the next and then back to the other one for like an hour
i love these compilations, they always have so many clips i truly haven't seen anywhere else! thanks so much for your dedication!
thanks for linking all the original videos for these
Really good compilations!!! I’m a new jerma fan and these r feeding my insanity I really appreciate it :3 u got a sub!!!
Oh honey… im sorry u became a new jerma fan right when he retired and died from side effects from drugs😔
omg thank you for the providing links in the description! im subscribing :3
thank you kyle
Jerma when someone starts shooting ducks: How do i stop this man with this whistle?
Jerma when he's shooting sucks: GET SOME GET SOME!!!! If it flies, it's a duck.
If it dodges my first hit in autoaim, it's a well trained duck!
Aliens can go from the planets surface to outer space how the fuck would they not be able to reach a tree
14:22 Why does he talk to himself like gollum would
Glowing reviews, subbed!
chowing down a couple of egg sandwiches while watching this, w obscure andy comp
9:38 when youre not allowed to play with balloons but your mom walks in
Finally graduated to 3 digit andy
Idk why but the olive thing is easily one of the fucking weirdest thing he's ever done. The pimentos were not the problem, those olives were fucking tiny. If he bought the ones the bit would've been perfect and its making me irrationally upset
Tiny streamer, huge hands
32:04 god tier transition
i like to imagine jerma hunkered in a tree house with specifically 75 "campbells", to keep him alive for 6 entire months whilst ranting to keep the aliens away
great comp
Our names are very similar
Thanks bro
The Jerma explains ADHD bit is funny because one could make the argument that it's schizophrenia based on the symptom of "hallucinating aggressive voices"
31:40 37:21 39:26 my personal favs to watch and laugh at later
Snap crackle POP!
thank you Kyle
what a gem, this psycho
Bruh these are some new clips wow gz gz
kyle is like atlas holding up the Jerth
i get u jerma im also scared of balloons
I've lost Internet and they can't get it fixed for a week, jerma comps are the only things keeping me sane 😭
how do you have access to jerma comps if you can't use the internet
@@beefan1596 Mobile data?
watchin this so that cursed image gets off of my feed finally
Thank you😢
it is indeed VERY obscure jerma clips 4 me
3:37 Jermas fursona is a bird that lives in paris CONFIRMED.
You remember the time where Jerma985 was like Wile E. Coyote
22:43 why does he sound like an angry teacher whose class ruined the fun
this is me actively finding out that you put the LINKS TO EVERY CLIP OH MY GOD THANK YOU
kyle I love you
i feel simultaneously better and worse about my own globophobia
24:32 deranged "streamer" yells in excitement after virtually reliving his crimes
Appreciate you big dawg
45:45 Jerma is correct. Monocots (the clade of plants that grass belongs inside of) did not evolve until the cretaceous period, which was 145 million years ago. The date he gave, 600 million years ago, is the Ediacaran period which hosted no plants at all yet (that is, anything belonging in kingdom Plantae. Other photosynthesizing organisms did exist by then however)
coffeeee, cheetooos, chickeeen
9:55 and people say we didn't evolve from apes
Thanks. Kyle.
0:10 LMFAOOO WHAT
Bjork meltdown ends me everytime
Golly gee, I’m here early this time!
23:00 ok but that guy sounded like peter griffin
Jeremy Elbertson
4:58 wtf Mother 3 ost
51:29 is that Holly lol
Kyle the 🐐
why are there so many chapters? respect
Which was the one at 15:25 by stander Andy?
5:03 so i was drawing and this made me spit all over my tablet
I really missed Coffee Cheetos Chicken, thank you
4 me?!
You don’t get it. I need this. I need these to live. Every new 1 hour complication of jerma is another hour of my life I get TO LIVE TO BREATHE, HE WONT STREAM ANYMORE HE WONT DO IT I NEED…. *clears throat* I’d like more please *fixes hair*
What's the name of that medieval game??? It looked like fun.
if you’re talking about the game at 31:14 it’s “Kingdom Come: Deliverance”
@johnsonkyle Yup, that one!!! Thank you 👍
Nice effort to include the clips and timestamps dude :D A lesser man wouldn't of included them.
9:57
28:50
49:20
4 me?
There’s a good boy
14:16
what even is a jerma? im clueless to what this new generation enjoys...
The creature, he is nice to chew on he’s crunchy but gummy on the inside like the nerds clusters
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