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Jared: *digging through pockets* Slimecicle: Looking for dice? Jared: *pulls apple out of pocket* A P P L E. Slime: *no..* *Jschlatt has joined the server* Slime: NNOOOOO-
11:17 the greatest reference ive ever seen, "I'm going into battle and i need only your strongest potions." "YOU CANNOT HANDLE MY STRONGEST POTIONS, NO ONE CAN!"
I love how everyone’s skins progressively change into their characters from Just Roll With It Edit: I, being the dense man I am, I never realized that Charlie, Condi, and Bizly were always their JRWI characters
@@reekill_playlistsVery rarely will you be asked to roll a d100 at least in specifically Dungeons and Dragons. There are other similar table top rpg’s that use them. Like “Call of Cthulhu”. But I do remember a specific item where there are 100 beans in a bag. And every number will make a different thing happen, good or bad. I guess a d100 is scary because of much could potentially happen? But if you ask me, you should be WAY more scared of the “Deck of Many Things”.
Dungeons & Dragon. ...only 1 dragon. ...unless you use commands. ...or have ender crystals. ...or mods. ...or when the red dragon gets added. ...you... you get the idea.
Wheatie: Hey, ladies first. Griz: WHY IS THE ENTIRE FOREST ON FIRE?! Slime: *running from cows* Condi: *with intent to murder and steal* Grizzly has loot now. Really getting into character there, guys
God damn it’s almost been two years since this masterpiece. I remember when this video came out. I don’t know about you guys, but I really miss this era of Slimecicle, the 2019 to very early 2020 era :(
25:20 That would actually be really interesting to see. A party member picks up the magic item and immediately turns on their fellow party members, and the big bad has to fight alongside the party to defeat the rogue character.
the whole video i've been imagining like an actual campaign, or like a potential campaign plot so like, the fourth wall breaks entirely and have the DM actually be there. with the character sheets, dice, everything, and the heroes have to face him in order to stop all the terror that's been happening (cause there'd be no campaign without some sort of problem, right?). at the end of the battle, the DM drops the dice. one of the party member picks it up, and the rest is history.
Slime: This 100 sided dice role will decide on the deities omnipotence Rolls die: *101* Everyone: *OOHG OOHG OOHG OOHG OOHG* Edit, 6 hrs later: _I commented this as soon as the video was uploaded. I had no idea they would actually devolve into ape noises._
@@normalguycraig It's from the old campaign where narwhal was dm, they unlisted the series after he quit because they were never gonna finish it. If you google some stuff you should be able to find a playlist of it.
god i love these random bits and 'stories' that these wacky vids take on. it's honestly so damn entertaining and really helps make my day when I'm feeling down!
When Jschlatt was defeated, his form separated into three. His body became Biz, Narwhal and Treatie, his soul became an apple and his power became the dice. Narwhal picked up the dice and became a god-like figure and the only one who could bring back Capitalist Mastermind Jschlatt.
@@Altragon There's an animation by an artist called Gooseworx here on TH-cam. The animation is called "Little Runmo" and the artist does all the music as well. One of the songs is called Waltz of the Meatball Man. That music with the melodic "aaaahhhh"ing at the time stamp (that has always been there, I didn't just add it what are you talking about)? That's it. That's the song. Give Runmo a watch if you have the time, it's like, 16ish minutes. A fan also added lyrics to Waltz of the Meatball Man that's pretty good.
The lack of the capitalization for the "r", plus the fact that it's just one word and it has a full stop in the end makes me feel as if this is some sort "you'll float too" typa shit.
Slime is literally making a cinematic universe with all these plots he has going on, soon schlatt and narwhal will duke it out for control of the world while anime protagonist slimecicle trys to stop them
11:17 "Hello, Potion Seller, I am going into battle and I want your strongest potions." "My potions are too strong for you, traveler." "Potion Seller, I tell you I am going into battle, and I want only your strongest potions." "You can't handle my potions. They're too strong for you." "Potion Seller, listen to me; I want only your strongest potions." "My potions would kill you, traveler. You cannot handle my potions." "Potion Seller, enough of these games. I'm going into battle and I need your strongest potions." "My strongest potions would kill you, traveler. You can't handle my strongest potions. You'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions." "Potion Seller, I'm telling you right now; I'm going into battle and I need only your strongest potions." "You don't know what you ask, traveler. My strongest potions will kill a _dragon,_ let alone a _man._ You need a seller that sells weaker potions, because my potions are too strong." "Potion Seller, I'm telling you I need your strongest potions. I'm going into battle! I'm going to battle and I need your strongest potions!" "You can't handle my strongest potions! _No one can!_ My strongest potions are fit for a _beast_ let alone a man." "Potion Seller, what do I have to tell you to get your potions? Why won't you trust me with your strongest potions, Potion Seller? I need them if I'm to be successful in the battle!" "I can't give you my strongest potions because my strongest potions are only for the strongest beings and you are of the weakest." "Well then that's it, Potion Seller. I'll go elsewhere. I'll go elsewhere for my potions." "That's what you'd better do." "I'll go elsewhere for my potions and I'll never come back!" "GOOD. You're not welcome here! My potions are only for the strongest and you're clearly are not of the strongest you're clearly the weakest." "You've had your say, Potion Seller but I'll have mine. You're a rascal, you're a rascal with no respect for knights. No respect for anything... except your potions!" "Why respect knights... when my potions can do anything that you can?"
@@roddy8249 Personally I go by Unnus, but I've also heard people describe it as, "Anus", "Norbert Moses", "side traitor", and a couple others I can't remember right now.
19:19 Oh? Oh? “Long ago, In a, distant fairyland. There was a man known far and wide. He was, known to, eat all, the meat. Human, Chicken, Horse and Bovine, and then, on the one day of his biggest feast yet. He rolled himself in a ball, and, oh what a feat, he’s one with the meat, he’s the only Meatball Man.”
"Though he'd become one with his many meats, he was still hungry for yet more. He scoured the land for all the meat he could roll up in and engorge and then, all the poor doomed people saw him in his might, took him as their own god, and BLOOD WILL BE PAID, SACRIFICES MADE, TO THE ONLY MEAAATTTTBAAAALLLL MAAAAN"
Close your eyes Be still in the night It's the end of they day Now in your bed you must stay, Be calm Be shy Or he may swing by With his wreckingball lullaby You're alone No one's in your home No one under your bed Or your closet instead, It's only me Trough the window you'll see I am here theres no stopping me
*Cuphead mii costume gets into smash* Slimecicle: *Plays Cuphead music and does a smash-like intro for his Youtooz figurine* Aww yeah, it’s all coming together now
idk why but this thumbnail hits the dopamine button in my brain. i have seen this video so many times, but youtube now knows i love it so it keeps recommending this to me and every time i see this thumbnail i just....... i just wanna click on it.
You can buy a Slimecicle YouTooz on Friday, January 31st on youtooz.com! These little buggers sell out quick, so make sure to grab one when they drop at 3 PM EST! Thank you guys for making something as ridiculous as a Slimecicle figure possible, and if you want a chance to win a signed figure enter the giveaway in the description!
your well
Haha loser, you only have 16 likes so far
Is the data pack available to the public? Would love to use to mess with my friends
I want a
G A M E R
Roll
Jschlatt: evil demon lord from hell.
Narwhal: bored playing sims.
Ruined 666 ;)
Slimecicle : chaotic infostructure god
Nobody I'm doing this for a comment
Slimecicle: Chaotic Infrastructure God of Goblins
AUnderSave the god of goblins is joko
You mean God king narwhal
Jared: *digging through pockets*
Slimecicle: Looking for dice?
Jared: *pulls apple out of pocket*
A P P L E.
Slime: *no..*
*Jschlatt has joined the server*
Slime: NNOOOOO-
Grandimations time stamp?
I wish
Grandimations time stamp?
I don't believe there's a moment like that there. But Jared's tyranny reminded me of Schlatt
This is a god tier comment
16:26 Slimecicle: if one of us dies, everyone dies
Everyone: *Cries in PTSD*
If one of us DICE everyone DICE
I doubt anyone in that stream is in this video
Post Traumatic Slimecicle Death?
@@Oskuro_ ummm, grizzly and slime were, I think
*“My mom said I have to fold the dishes!”*
This is the excuse I use to my friends when I don’t want to talk to them
And then you smash a dish to make it more convincing
"Sorry guys, gotta feed my washer"
@@scooble_ yep!
@@Hiii265oh wait! That reminds me I have to go and walk my stove
Gotta refill the cats
First season: APPLE
Second season: BLACK LUNG
Third Season: ROLL
Neruvic also M E A T
The season of life
Forth Season: LEGS
What was black lung?
Childish Murderer Blocks Fight Back
Changing the title to “roll.” makes this so much scarier.
Wow he did
What was the original title?
Holy shit he did it
@@Azooz-cv4hg minecraft, but dice decided if we live or die
@@LemonLoverCockatiel Glad he changed it. thank you.
Slime: I want to roll to attack!
Dice: *ah, so you have chosen death.*
Or in dnd talk ah so you have chosen. Critle fail
11:17 the greatest reference ive ever seen, "I'm going into battle and i need only your strongest potions." "YOU CANNOT HANDLE MY STRONGEST POTIONS, NO ONE CAN!"
"So, I had the terrible idea to make one of my friends God..."
(*remembers the jshlatt incident*)
Yeah, making your friends God never ends well.
**APPLE**
*BUTTON.*
*CARROT.*
I’m pretty sure this is a sequel to that video.
PUDDI PUDDI
I’m starting to think that Charlie is the true god and is just amusing himself by giving his underlings a small taste of his true power
Chicken Tenderoni the plot thickens
The plot chickens
He’s onto us.
Bob Ross true
what are you talking about? it's always been like that.
My favorite quote:
"WHY IS THERE COCAINE ON THE DND TABLE?!"
XavierGaming53 There's nothing better than a little bit of cocaine on the DND table.
it was the bard wasn't it
@@joey-js9pr the bard and the rogue at it again
Dndnd ( dungeons and dragons and drugs )
the bard knows how to entertain the party
3 years later and I still rewatch this video all the time
All of these videos are timeless treasures.
They are :’)
Same
"our house is now just c o v e r e d in water"
"but you know what it's not covered by? :D"
"i n s u r a n c e"
"we gotta move :'D"
Immaculate pt.1
Immaculate pt.2
Speech 200.
I love how everyone’s skins progressively change into their characters from Just Roll With It
Edit: I, being the dense man I am, I never realized that Charlie, Condi, and Bizly were always their JRWI characters
You mean the Disney show
@Mark Evans no, their DND podcast
Mr. TapMan this has 420 likes let that never change
The Ethaniser oh wow u have a HK pfp :o
@@BlueMaskGuy i thought you were saying hong kong
"For this video, I had the terrible idea to make one of our friends God!"
*_PTSD flashbacks to Jschlatt as God_*
Apple
Apple
"that's for not going for church, ya prick"
*EAT*
@@messiyer13 *MY APPLE*
as a DnD player the amount of fear i’m filled with when I see a d100 is astronomical
even tho its a blue binding of isaac d20
As a new DND player, please describe how fearful you are and why. I must have reference if I am to survive
@@reekill_playlistsVery rarely will you be asked to roll a d100 at least in specifically Dungeons and Dragons. There are other similar table top rpg’s that use them. Like “Call of Cthulhu”. But I do remember a specific item where there are 100 beans in a bag. And every number will make a different thing happen, good or bad. I guess a d100 is scary because of much could potentially happen? But if you ask me, you should be WAY more scared of the “Deck of Many Things”.
This is basically just wild magic whenever the DM damn well pleases to use it.
@@kingderper928 i play a wild magic sorcerer, so i know shit is about to go down when a d100 is needed 😭
Slimecicle: Minecraft but the Dice decides everything!
Me: That just sounds like D&D but with extra steps
69th like
More like with less steps...
Honestly tho
Dungeons & Dragon.
...only 1 dragon.
...unless you use commands.
...or have ender crystals.
...or mods.
...or when the red dragon gets added.
...you... you get the idea.
godwin972 You ruined the joke.
Before I listened to the podcast I never realized how everyone is their characters in the campaign
Minethecraft636 bro same XD
Same lmao
Minethecraft636 ikr
Podcast's fucking epic
Wot podcast
i cant get over how good this thumbnail is
:0 Its socksfor1
hey can i get socks for 50 cents on 1?
Lol
its stonksforI
:o it's him
you should've called the youtooz promotion a mid-roll ad
a pun of astounding stature
WIERD considering since you are papyrus and you HATE JOKES?
Slime could’ve absolutely done that
@@femboyeggy8947 stfu
Wheatie: Hey, ladies first.
Griz: WHY IS THE ENTIRE FOREST ON FIRE?!
Slime: *running from cows*
Condi: *with intent to murder and steal* Grizzly has loot now.
Really getting into character there, guys
what about bizly? I'm curious...
@@thebutterscotchkid2481 Murder, that's in character for Mountain
@@kalamies. yeah.
I dont understand.
@@WinterPains it’s what their characters in the podcast are actually like and it is wonderful 😂
Me: There’s no way this can be worse than Schlatt playing god
The Sun: Aight imma head out
Everyone: eAt thE cOokiE
Grizzly: I’m lactose intolerant!
Everyone: it’S LaCtosE frEE
Grizzly: I’m gluten intolerant!
Slimecicle:
*iT’s a rOck*
slimecycle
slimeCYCLE
SLIMECYYYYYCLE
S L I M E C Y C L E
Slimecicle isn't spelt like that.
f r i c k . It’s an alternate where universe he’s called slimecycle
It’s actually auto correct
God damn it’s almost been two years since this masterpiece. I remember when this video came out. I don’t know about you guys, but I really miss this era of Slimecicle, the 2019 to very early 2020 era :(
fax
Now it's almost 4
25:20 That would actually be really interesting to see.
A party member picks up the magic item and immediately turns on their fellow party members, and the big bad has to fight alongside the party to defeat the rogue character.
the whole video i've been imagining like an actual campaign, or like a potential campaign plot
so like, the fourth wall breaks entirely and have the DM actually be there. with the character sheets, dice, everything, and the heroes have to face him in order to stop all the terror that's been happening (cause there'd be no campaign without some sort of problem, right?).
at the end of the battle, the DM drops the dice. one of the party member picks it up, and the rest is history.
Bra'ad of all people gets the dice..
It's pure chaos
Why is it always the Rogue?
Damn I wonder if there’s a DND podcast that follows that story line.... hmmmmm
This kinda happened on the latest video
grizzly’s traitor bit had the same energy as a villain’s minion that seemed threatening but only lasted half an episode
awnrii jojo villain
Oh bro kakyoins a traitor
awnrii Angelo
Yo, Angelo.
New Abyssinian Mapping esidesi didn’t last very long
*grunkle ford voice* : my infinity sided die! with this, outcomes are limitless! you could turn the world into an egg, or just roll an 8.
yule is that a gravity falls reference???
Mr. Meme yeah
Eyyy gravity falls
I thought of this at the start of the video
Rewatched this and noticed they were wearing skins of their characters from JRWI. Damn, I'm gonna miss that series :')
Isn't it still goin on?
@@munksterrr7845 the original campaign is cancelled
@@quinnnosbod3673 was it because of narwhal?
@@munksterrr7845 what happened to narwhal
@@mangopipino He did some creepy shit with a 13 year old I'm pretty sure
Slime: This 100 sided dice role will decide on the deities omnipotence
Rolls die: *101*
Everyone: *OOHG OOHG OOHG OOHG OOHG*
Edit, 6 hrs later: _I commented this as soon as the video was uploaded. I had no idea they would actually devolve into ape noises._
Robert E. O. Speedwagon no matter what I fucking do I can’t escape jojo
@@thejedicookieseude803 yup
although I didn't expect it to be the first comment I saw
What shader is he using i need answers PLS
Robert E. O. Speedwagon you are best boy of jojo
@@thejedicookieseude803 Tusk-Act 4!!!
7:30 When he goes "The Singularity-" before all hell breaks loose has me *rolling.*
RoomTemperatureHotpocket ROLLING?
Roll? Oh no... RUN! *RUN!*
*ALL HAIL THE GREAT ONE SINGULOTH*
Well you know what they say, just roll with it
well. That is what you're supposed to do.
Roll.
I just realized the evil cows was a reference for Br’aad’s fear of cows
i forgot about that oh my god
THAT'S SO BIG BRAIN
wot?
@@maucazalv903 watch just roll with it. It's their d&d campaign.
And no we still have no idea why he's afraid of cows
"Thank god someone turned the sun back on-"
-Grizzly
The happiness that i felt seeing everyone wearing a skin of their dnd characters was
great.
‘GET IN YOUR KNEES OLD MAN. IT’S SLIME TIME!’ Best quote I’ve heard in a while
9:22 "my mom says I have to fold the dishes"
I laughed too hard at this
“i gotta walk my laundry bye guys”
"My dishes says i have to fold the mom"
Same
"fold says have to I mom dishes the"
🤔
This episode of Just Roll With It is kinda different, huh.
"Look like there's snow way ou- Look like there's sno- *muffled screaming*"
I love the fact that their Minecraft skins are their dnd characters.
I can't believe it took me this long to notice
Yeah it’s a fun touch
I was wondering why Grizzly's skin was different
What campaign are these characters from?
@@normalguycraig It's from the old campaign where narwhal was dm, they unlisted the series after he quit because they were never gonna finish it. If you google some stuff you should be able to find a playlist of it.
When you realize Charlie has interacted with 3 gods, himself, Jschlatt, and MinerNarwhal.
Pixelkid Remixes I wouldn’t count himself as a god.
The tri-force of holy minecraft beings
You forgot Earl.
LoneReaper 17 SACRIFICE YOUR BODILY FLUIDS TO EARL
@@jonathansilva9143 w h o ' s e a r l ?
"Did you just offer God dried kelp ?"
Well he's already high, he might aswell get higher yeah ?
Pulls out other die
Slime: oh you’re approaching me?
Narwhal: I can’t beat the crap out of you if I don’t come any closer.
Slime: Oh H O
Then come as close as you like
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!
@@skyjaythefirst7331 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So its the same type of item as mine
15:50
This is a riveting adventure of betrayal, wit, greed, and love.
You forgot lust
Well, this was a strange D&D session. I can't say I've ever seen someone actually usurp the Dungeon Master before.
It's because you don't have cocaine on the D&D table
This makes so much more sense once you've watched the DnD campaign.
4:15 “it was a deadly game of tag-“
Auto generated subtitles: “ *IT WAS A DEADLY GANG ATTACK* “
Omg xD
G
Same thing
Oh my god XD
Do you understand how tag works?
"My powerful warriors. My champions-"
"i hab po tat oe"
potatoo
pa tat oe
@@meldoop2459 œ
"As they turn around..."
*Everyone turning in different directions *
god i love these random bits and 'stories' that these wacky vids take on. it's honestly so damn entertaining and really helps make my day when I'm feeling down!
Is this in the same timeline of when Jschlatt was a rouge god? If so I'm liking this Minecraft Cinematic Universe!
When Jschlatt was defeated, his form separated into three. His body became Biz, Narwhal and Treatie, his soul became an apple and his power became the dice. Narwhal picked up the dice and became a god-like figure and the only one who could bring back Capitalist Mastermind Jschlatt.
NEXT UP, SLIME AS GOD OF WAR
@@tvangelist who ate the apple?
@@oswaldtime ;)
This should air in theaters
“The corruption spreads”
Me: **serious Terraria vibes**
*APPLE*
Eve Q *THE SINGULARITY*
"Oh, you're approaching me?"
Me: **serious JoJo vibes**
Well, he did play Terraria music in the video >.>
@Rapture when?
bruh why do old slimecicle videos hit so fucking hard ive rewatched this so much
Same :’(
"The evil is defeated!"
*Not even 2 minutes later*
*Screaming*
“You’re weak old man”
*Top 10 anime plot twists*
Joseph Joestar?
You spoiled me
@@garfieldchungus6275 well he wont die in any occasion tho
stained brutal calamity starts playing
i took me a while to realize they were all using their skins were their D&D characters
yeah i literally just realized Slime's skin and Condi's skin were Br'aad and Sylnan
yeah because u're a fish and fishes are stupid especially pufferfish
iit’2 2ollux bruh what are u a fish too? What kind of fish are u u stupid fish shut up fish
@@dannyn6036
Quiet Clown fish
@@dannyn6036 I- what?
13:20
*“I DIDN’T ASK HOW BIG THE ROOM IS I SAID CAST FIREBALL!”*
"It's wizard time, motherfucker!
F I R E B A L L-"
19:17
"Well I guess there's only one thing to do."
"What's that?"
*Waltz of the Meatball Man plays*
No... NOOOO-
I'm a degenerate that doesn't know much music titles. So I'm interested as to what exactly you're referring to.
@@Altragon There's an animation by an artist called Gooseworx here on TH-cam. The animation is called "Little Runmo" and the artist does all the music as well. One of the songs is called Waltz of the Meatball Man. That music with the melodic "aaaahhhh"ing at the time stamp (that has always been there, I didn't just add it what are you talking about)? That's it. That's the song. Give Runmo a watch if you have the time, it's like, 16ish minutes. A fan also added lyrics to Waltz of the Meatball Man that's pretty good.
@@Dinomatrix21 Cool, thanks man!
PRAISE OUR LORD
Seeing how Br'aad is scared of cows and killer cows go after them, seems strangely appropriate
“I had the terrible idea to make one of our friends god”
Me: *remembers Jschlatt*
Also me:Ah sh*t, here we go again..
Apple
eat
Take this apple.
What
Noah Holden what the video where every 5 minutes there’s a disaster and you’ll understand
I would love if charlie RP'd Br'aad and everytime he saw a cow he would just scream
"The Singularity"
*Chaos*
ImNotAMuffin what time stamp
7:30
I LOST my shit when he said that, I cried I really did lol
The lack of the capitalization for the "r", plus the fact that it's just one word and it has a full stop in the end makes me feel as if this is some sort "you'll float too" typa shit.
"-I had the terrible idea to make one of our friend's god!"
Ah shit, here we go again...
*iPhone timer goes off*
@@Joescotterpuss A P P L E
*A. P. P. L. E*
A P P L E
i'm glad we all still have PTSD from jschlatt's tyranny
6:34 and 7:42
The editor is cultured
Hi Seas Hi Jinx when there’s a lot of water
11:30 “ I’m going into battle and I only need your strongest potions!”
*”traveller” POP*
Edit:2021 AND I STILL LAUGH
The potions were too strong
Traveller *slap*
we saw the video too
I have watched this at least 10 times and just now realized the cows... are evil
*is this why br’aad is scared of cows*
"Eat my bats Wither!"
Looks like we know what started the coronavirus
Well, they're called Wither for some reason.
@@ammagon4519 WOAH
@Nathan Werth I think he will probably say "worth it"
Ah, yes *one bat caused an entire family of viruses*
It was a pangolin tho
5:31 It’s all fun and games until Slimecicle whips out the cookie
7:32
**the singularity**
everything just blows up and chaos spread through
Black holes explode after they evaporate, so it evaporated and blew up
7:32
Slime: THE SINGULARITY!
singularity: WHAT THE- AAAGH
5:20
"I got the CAKE!"
*munchmunchmunchmunchmunch*
"... ehwuddufuck?"
Congrats! You have ears
HelplessFox 05 wow you don’t have to be an ass about it
ʟᴇᴍᴏɴ_ɪᴄᴇᴅ_ᴛᴇᴀ wow you don’t have to be an ass about it
@@marcosharko8247 wow you don't have to be an ass about it
@@helplessfox Ears _and_ a timestamp to my favourite part c:
I absolutely love the part where bizly starts playing the waltz of the meatball man and starts talking about meat
“Corruption Spreads”
Terraria Fans:
corruption has good music doe
At least its not crimson!
Also, universal collapse during the boss fight is s nice touch
@@johnrusty4813
Yeah calamity mod has a heavenly soundtrack tbh
@@Mcporkroast o-
Slime is literally making a cinematic universe with all these plots he has going on, soon schlatt and narwhal will duke it out for control of the world while anime protagonist slimecicle trys to stop them
11:17
"Hello, Potion Seller, I am going into battle and I want your strongest potions."
"My potions are too strong for you, traveler."
"Potion Seller, I tell you I am going into battle, and I want only your strongest potions."
"You can't handle my potions. They're too strong for you."
"Potion Seller, listen to me; I want only your strongest potions."
"My potions would kill you, traveler. You cannot handle my potions."
"Potion Seller, enough of these games. I'm going into battle and I need your strongest potions."
"My strongest potions would kill you, traveler. You can't handle my strongest potions. You'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions."
"Potion Seller, I'm telling you right now; I'm going into battle and I need only your strongest potions."
"You don't know what you ask, traveler. My strongest potions will kill a _dragon,_ let alone a _man._ You need a seller that sells weaker potions, because my potions are too strong."
"Potion Seller, I'm telling you I need your strongest potions. I'm going into battle! I'm going to battle and I need your strongest potions!"
"You can't handle my strongest potions! _No one can!_ My strongest potions are fit for a _beast_ let alone a man."
"Potion Seller, what do I have to tell you to get your potions? Why won't you trust me with your strongest potions, Potion Seller? I need them if I'm to be successful in the battle!"
"I can't give you my strongest potions because my strongest potions are only for the strongest beings and you are of the weakest."
"Well then that's it, Potion Seller. I'll go elsewhere. I'll go elsewhere for my potions."
"That's what you'd better do."
"I'll go elsewhere for my potions and I'll never come back!"
"GOOD. You're not welcome here! My potions are only for the strongest and you're clearly are not of the strongest you're clearly the weakest."
"You've had your say, Potion Seller but I'll have mine. You're a rascal, you're a rascal with no respect for knights. No respect for anything... except your potions!"
"Why respect knights... when my potions can do anything that you can?"
Is this getting bigger?
What is this profile picture :0 Anus?
I am once again asking you for your potions
@@roddy8249 Personally I go by Unnus, but I've also heard people describe it as, "Anus", "Norbert Moses", "side traitor", and a couple others I can't remember right now.
aaaaaAAAAAAAAA
The amount of nostalgia this video brings me is astronomical
slime: changes title of video to "roll."
everyone else: *oh my god, that is so badass.*
nah it’s more like *oh fucc*
What was it before?
"I guess there's only one thing left to do."
*MEATBALL MAN INTENSIFIES*
Yes
Charlie: "GET ON YOUR KNEES OLD MAN, ITS SLIME TIME!!!" Perfectly timed
Oh my!~
@@ditto7047 keep that shit in porn site comments homeboy
(25:27) This was so epic.
@@yuji9323 OHHHHOHOHOOHOOOO~
I wouldn't call it perfectly timed. He said Slime Time *after* it said Slime Time on the screen.
"My mom said I need to fold the dishes!"
something isnt quite right here...
26:13
Waste opportunity for not pulling *T H E A P P L E*
19:19
Oh? Oh?
“Long ago, In a, distant fairyland.
There was a man known far and wide.
He was, known to, eat all, the meat.
Human, Chicken, Horse and Bovine, and then, on the one day of his biggest feast yet.
He rolled himself in a ball, and, oh what a feat, he’s one with the meat, he’s the only Meatball Man.”
"Though he'd become one with his many meats, he was still hungry for yet more.
He scoured the land for all the meat he could roll up in and engorge and then,
all the poor doomed people saw him in his might, took him as their own god, and
BLOOD WILL BE PAID,
SACRIFICES MADE, TO THE ONLY MEAAATTTTBAAAALLLL MAAAAN"
Close your eyes
Be still in the night
It's the end of they day
Now in your bed you must stay,
Be calm
Be shy
Or he may swing by
With his wreckingball lullaby
You're alone
No one's in your home
No one under your bed
Or your closet instead,
It's only me
Trough the window you'll see
I am here theres no stopping me
Uh oh
Oh gooseworx your glorious meatball man and his theme has graced this video
Rip lil Runmo
7:32 he says the singularity then it immediately goes off
perfect timing i do so say myself
as soon as they said it turned to night while playing d&d, it started to thunder outside my home
When Grizzy pulled that apple out and ate it at 6:19 I heard "APPLE" I thought the end drew near.
Ahab Mc one-leg with the meatball man, THE END WAS THE BEGINNING
@@Iloveraz oh OH NO OH NO OH NO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PLAY GOD WERE DOOMED!
Fuckin jschlatt
Steve with a human hand is an affront against nature.
as a dnd player, I can say many of these shenanigans are pretty accurate to what goes down
Some of these jokes make a lot more sense now that I listen to their podcast
*Cuphead mii costume gets into smash*
Slimecicle: *Plays Cuphead music and does a smash-like intro for his Youtooz figurine*
Aww yeah, it’s all coming together now
Final smash: *SLIME TIME*
12:02 they don’t need a roll of die to make the situation incomprehensible. The insanity was within them all along.
12:20
I love that the moment they got on the dnd table the first thing to get passed around is Sea Weed by bizly, so they can all get high together
I lost it at the aw man at the end. It was perfect, revenge just playing in the background amidst chaos.
21:54
“Your bat did 223 damage!”
Me: W H A T
19:18 Ah yes, the meatball man theme, I see you are a person of culture as well
9:22
"My mom says I have to *fold the dishes*" had me cracking up
“T H E S I N G U L A R I T Y”
*EXPLOSION*
I absolutely love how Charlie just barely managed to say “the singularity” before everyting exploded.😂
Im up at 3 am and I see a video named “roll”. Someone tell me this isn’t the scariest shit ever
pizza time.
Not scary funny
roll.
idk why but this thumbnail hits the dopamine button in my brain. i have seen this video so many times, but youtube now knows i love it so it keeps recommending this to me and every time i see this thumbnail i just....... i just wanna click on it.
Why is everyone sleeping on the bizly bit, it's actually incredible. (25:00)