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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ม.ค. 2020
  • Whenever we roll this die in Minecraft, 1 of 100 different random things can happen! Looks like things are about to get dicey... but let's just roll with it.
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    Minecraft, but dice decide if we live or die
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  • @Slimecicle
    @Slimecicle  4 ปีที่แล้ว +6721

    You can buy a Slimecicle YouTooz on Friday, January 31st on youtooz.com! These little buggers sell out quick, so make sure to grab one when they drop at 3 PM EST! Thank you guys for making something as ridiculous as a Slimecicle figure possible, and if you want a chance to win a signed figure enter the giveaway in the description!

    • @ForcedUkulele
      @ForcedUkulele 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      your well

    • @cdnreddevil779
      @cdnreddevil779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Haha loser, you only have 16 likes so far

    • @excivaa
      @excivaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Is the data pack available to the public? Would love to use to mess with my friends

    • @Jester4460
      @Jester4460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I want a
      G A M E R

    • @johnlamm6598
      @johnlamm6598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Roll

  • @hkate7900
    @hkate7900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2510

    16:26 Slimecicle: if one of us dies, everyone dies
    Everyone: *Cries in PTSD*

    • @misha2351
      @misha2351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      If one of us DICE everyone DICE

    • @Oskuro_
      @Oskuro_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I doubt anyone in that stream is in this video

    • @JonForshort
      @JonForshort 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Post Traumatic Slimecicle Death?

    • @thebutterscotchkid2481
      @thebutterscotchkid2481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Oskuro_ ummm, grizzly and slime were, I think

  • @Endeaj
    @Endeaj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7027

    Jschlatt: evil demon lord from hell.
    Narwhal: bored playing sims.

    • @nubggwar6747
      @nubggwar6747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ruined 666 ;)

    • @moleculegirl
      @moleculegirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Slimecicle : chaotic infostructure god

    • @aundersave
      @aundersave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Nobody I'm doing this for a comment
      Slimecicle: Chaotic Infrastructure God of Goblins

    • @moleculegirl
      @moleculegirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      AUnderSave the god of goblins is joko

    • @pure_sama
      @pure_sama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You mean God king narwhal

  • @-shadowtheonly-2134
    @-shadowtheonly-2134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3228

    *“My mom said I have to fold the dishes!”*
    This is the excuse I use to my friends when I don’t want to talk to them

    • @scooble_
      @scooble_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      And then you smash a dish to make it more convincing

    • @Hiii265
      @Hiii265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      "Sorry guys, gotta feed my washer"

    • @-shadowtheonly-2134
      @-shadowtheonly-2134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@scooble_ yep!

    • @-shadowtheonly-2134
      @-shadowtheonly-2134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@Hiii265oh wait! That reminds me I have to go and walk my stove

    • @Singleplayer4
      @Singleplayer4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Gotta refill the cats

  • @merchdraws
    @merchdraws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    you should've called the youtooz promotion a mid-roll ad

    • @tahir7697
      @tahir7697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      a pun of astounding stature

    • @femboyeggy8947
      @femboyeggy8947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WIERD considering since you are papyrus and you HATE JOKES?

    • @lepurpleboi3266
      @lepurpleboi3266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Slime could’ve absolutely done that

    • @qewz_____
      @qewz_____ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@femboyeggy8947 stfu

  • @neruvic4714
    @neruvic4714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2984

    First season: APPLE
    Second season: BLACK LUNG
    Third Season: ROLL

  • @umm3345
    @umm3345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14711

    Changing the title to “roll.” makes this so much scarier.

    • @NicholasJScott
      @NicholasJScott 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

      Wow he did

    • @Azooz-cv4hg
      @Azooz-cv4hg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +540

      What was the original title?

    • @LemonLoverCockatiel
      @LemonLoverCockatiel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Holy shit he did it

    • @LemonLoverCockatiel
      @LemonLoverCockatiel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1114

      @@Azooz-cv4hg minecraft, but dice decided if we live or die

    • @Azooz-cv4hg
      @Azooz-cv4hg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

      @@LemonLoverCockatiel Glad he changed it. thank you.

  • @mel_whitney
    @mel_whitney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    as a DnD player the amount of fear i’m filled with when I see a d100 is astronomical

    • @dodgeballer
      @dodgeballer ปีที่แล้ว +7

      even tho its a blue binding of isaac d20

    • @reekill_playlists
      @reekill_playlists 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As a new DND player, please describe how fearful you are and why. I must have reference if I am to survive

    • @faithseden293
      @faithseden293 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@reekill_playlistsVery rarely will you be asked to roll a d100 at least in specifically Dungeons and Dragons. There are other similar table top rpg’s that use them. Like “Call of Cthulhu”. But I do remember a specific item where there are 100 beans in a bag. And every number will make a different thing happen, good or bad. I guess a d100 is scary because of much could potentially happen? But if you ask me, you should be WAY more scared of the “Deck of Many Things”.

    • @kingderper928
      @kingderper928 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This is basically just wild magic whenever the DM damn well pleases to use it.

    • @mel_whitney
      @mel_whitney 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@kingderper928 i play a wild magic sorcerer, so i know shit is about to go down when a d100 is needed 😭

  • @azealot7112
    @azealot7112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    cosmic d100: "A snowstorm rolls in..."
    Slimecicle: *CELESTE SOUNDTRACK*

  • @grandimations7309
    @grandimations7309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3926

    Jared: *digging through pockets*
    Slimecicle: Looking for dice?
    Jared: *pulls apple out of pocket*
    A P P L E.
    Slime: *no..*
    *Jschlatt has joined the server*
    Slime: NNOOOOO-

    • @SkyTheLimit106
      @SkyTheLimit106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Grandimations time stamp?

    • @Light-fi1mj
      @Light-fi1mj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I wish

    • @duck-eat-2486
      @duck-eat-2486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Grandimations time stamp?

    • @grandimations7309
      @grandimations7309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I don't believe there's a moment like that there. But Jared's tyranny reminded me of Schlatt

    • @eddieattrill1965
      @eddieattrill1965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This is a god tier comment

  • @Socksfor1
    @Socksfor1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11415

    i cant get over how good this thumbnail is

    • @rhejdneb3605
      @rhejdneb3605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      :0 Its socksfor1

    • @meme-yn1nc
      @meme-yn1nc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      hey can i get socks for 50 cents on 1?

    • @forsakenbet3598
      @forsakenbet3598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lol

    • @widewoody525
      @widewoody525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      its stonksforI

    • @EvilAwoken
      @EvilAwoken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      :o it's him

  • @SonaLovesick
    @SonaLovesick ปีที่แล้ว +208

    3 years later and I still rewatch this video all the time

  • @JuanDidmoon
    @JuanDidmoon ปีที่แล้ว +23

    11:17 the greatest reference ive ever seen, "I'm going into battle and i need only your strongest potions." "YOU CANNOT HANDLE MY STRONGEST POTIONS, NO ONE CAN!"

  • @varmkorv2136
    @varmkorv2136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3847

    I’m starting to think that Charlie is the true god and is just amusing himself by giving his underlings a small taste of his true power

  • @radomiami
    @radomiami 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2723

    "So, I had the terrible idea to make one of my friends God..."
    (*remembers the jshlatt incident*)
    Yeah, making your friends God never ends well.

  • @BarneyFromBlackMesa
    @BarneyFromBlackMesa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "Thank god someone turned the sun back on-"
    -Grizzly

  • @alexgrubb1057
    @alexgrubb1057 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    God damn it’s almost been two years since this masterpiece. I remember when this video came out. I don’t know about you guys, but I really miss this era of Slimecicle, the 2019 to very early 2020 era :(

  • @daavid9799
    @daavid9799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1385

    Slimecicle: Minecraft but the Dice decides everything!
    Me: That just sounds like D&D but with extra steps

    • @GodsSilliestJester
      @GodsSilliestJester 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      69th like

    • @notatroll7128
      @notatroll7128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      More like with less steps...

    • @nuclear29
      @nuclear29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly tho

    • @godwin972
      @godwin972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dungeons & Dragon.
      ...only 1 dragon.
      ...unless you use commands.
      ...or have ender crystals.
      ...or mods.
      ...or when the red dragon gets added.
      ...you... you get the idea.

    • @noakinn
      @noakinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      godwin972 You ruined the joke.

  • @rey-ji1qj
    @rey-ji1qj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1371

    "our house is now just c o v e r e d in water"
    "but you know what it's not covered by? :D"
    "i n s u r a n c e"
    "we gotta move :'D"

  • @maygel
    @maygel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    This episode of Just Roll With It is kinda different, huh.

  • @scoutsleftnut13
    @scoutsleftnut13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Rewatched this and noticed they were wearing skins of their characters from JRWI. Damn, I'm gonna miss that series :')

    • @munksterrr7845
      @munksterrr7845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Isn't it still goin on?

    • @quinnnosbod3673
      @quinnnosbod3673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@munksterrr7845 the original campaign is cancelled

    • @munksterrr7845
      @munksterrr7845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@quinnnosbod3673 was it because of narwhal?

    • @mangopipino
      @mangopipino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@munksterrr7845 what happened to narwhal

    • @munksterrr7845
      @munksterrr7845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mangopipino He did some creepy shit with a 13 year old I'm pretty sure

  • @CottonBunn
    @CottonBunn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5531

    My favorite quote:
    "WHY IS THERE COCAINE ON THE DND TABLE?!"

    • @NickC_222
      @NickC_222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      XavierGaming53 There's nothing better than a little bit of cocaine on the DND table.

    • @joey-js9pr
      @joey-js9pr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      it was the bard wasn't it

    • @mr.nutcracker8957
      @mr.nutcracker8957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@joey-js9pr the bard and the rogue at it again

    • @laziwastaken
      @laziwastaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Dndnd ( dungeons and dragons and drugs )

    • @faze_inaba3254
      @faze_inaba3254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      the bard knows how to entertain the party

  • @nathanpixelkid
    @nathanpixelkid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5053

    When you realize Charlie has interacted with 3 gods, himself, Jschlatt, and MinerNarwhal.

    • @frozenlizard3370
      @frozenlizard3370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Pixelkid Remixes I wouldn’t count himself as a god.

    • @funninoriginal6054
      @funninoriginal6054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      The tri-force of holy minecraft beings

    • @jonathansilva9143
      @jonathansilva9143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      You forgot Earl.

    • @bluesteele5786
      @bluesteele5786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      LoneReaper 17 SACRIFICE YOUR BODILY FLUIDS TO EARL

    • @nathanpixelkid
      @nathanpixelkid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jonathansilva9143 w h o ' s e a r l ?

  • @GhostiCereal_
    @GhostiCereal_ ปีที่แล้ว +11

    bruh why do old slimecicle videos hit so fucking hard ive rewatched this so much

  • @potatopigeon3810
    @potatopigeon3810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    13:20
    *“I DIDN’T ASK HOW BIG THE ROOM IS I SAID CAST FIREBALL!”*

  • @_BACKBOARD
    @_BACKBOARD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    Slime: I want to roll to attack!
    Dice: *ah, so you have chosen death.*

    • @demetripresley7329
      @demetripresley7329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or in dnd talk ah so you have chosen. Critle fail

  • @mariosonicfan2010
    @mariosonicfan2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3929

    "For this video, I had the terrible idea to make one of our friends God!"
    *_PTSD flashbacks to Jschlatt as God_*

    • @Unkn0wn4200
      @Unkn0wn4200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Apple

    • @dumbpossum8461
      @dumbpossum8461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Apple

    • @dearmarss
      @dearmarss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      "that's for not going for church, ya prick"

    • @goldenproject1892
      @goldenproject1892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      *EAT*

    • @dearmarss
      @dearmarss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@goldenproject1892 *MY APPLE*

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Did you just offer God dried kelp ?"
    Well he's already high, he might aswell get higher yeah ?

  • @rileyrayne8699
    @rileyrayne8699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Just roll with it.

  • @jetty_dude
    @jetty_dude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1397

    Everyone: eAt thE cOokiE
    Grizzly: I’m lactose intolerant!
    Everyone: it’S LaCtosE frEE
    Grizzly: I’m gluten intolerant!
    Slimecicle:
    *iT’s a rOck*

    • @kirby_says_poyo
      @kirby_says_poyo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      slimecycle
      slimeCYCLE
      SLIMECYYYYYCLE

    • @eafv2311
      @eafv2311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      S L I M E C Y C L E

    • @labva6556
      @labva6556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Slimecicle isn't spelt like that.

    • @vespertil10
      @vespertil10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      f r i c k . It’s an alternate where universe he’s called slimecycle

    • @jetty_dude
      @jetty_dude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s actually auto correct

  • @PalpatineGaming
    @PalpatineGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3100

    Before I listened to the podcast I never realized how everyone is their characters in the campaign

  • @pacmanrules2258
    @pacmanrules2258 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:31 It’s all fun and games until Slimecicle whips out the cookie

  • @that1gamurguy-91
    @that1gamurguy-91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Lol my headphones were on low battery and it told me at the perfect time at around 4:45 “If you slip up once, B A T T E R Y L O W”

  • @DigitalDipper
    @DigitalDipper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2080

    I love the fact that their Minecraft skins are their dnd characters.

    • @LucaTheStar
      @LucaTheStar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I can't believe it took me this long to notice

    • @GatheredStorm_YT
      @GatheredStorm_YT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Yeah it’s a fun touch

    • @liamfully4082
      @liamfully4082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I was wondering why Grizzly's skin was different

    • @normalguycraig
      @normalguycraig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What campaign are these characters from?

    • @BreadCancer
      @BreadCancer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@normalguycraig It's from the old campaign where narwhal was dm, they unlisted the series after he quit because they were never gonna finish it. If you google some stuff you should be able to find a playlist of it.

  • @jdntms
    @jdntms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    Me: There’s no way this can be worse than Schlatt playing god
    The Sun: Aight imma head out

  • @slimprism
    @slimprism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "My mom said I need to fold the dishes!"
    something isnt quite right here...

  • @Zaire82
    @Zaire82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This makes so much more sense once you've watched the DnD campaign.

  • @thatonedude05
    @thatonedude05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2534

    25:20 That would actually be really interesting to see.
    A party member picks up the magic item and immediately turns on their fellow party members, and the big bad has to fight alongside the party to defeat the rogue character.

    • @personifiedsmol3168
      @personifiedsmol3168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      the whole video i've been imagining like an actual campaign, or like a potential campaign plot
      so like, the fourth wall breaks entirely and have the DM actually be there. with the character sheets, dice, everything, and the heroes have to face him in order to stop all the terror that's been happening (cause there'd be no campaign without some sort of problem, right?).
      at the end of the battle, the DM drops the dice. one of the party member picks it up, and the rest is history.

    • @macaroni_mayhem272
      @macaroni_mayhem272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Bra'ad of all people gets the dice..
      It's pure chaos

    • @master-ofmanga2792
      @master-ofmanga2792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Why is it always the Rogue?

    • @kazzafraz5607
      @kazzafraz5607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Damn I wonder if there’s a DND podcast that follows that story line.... hmmmmm

    • @TheCobaltKnight27
      @TheCobaltKnight27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This kinda happened on the latest video

  • @coldhotpocket8226
    @coldhotpocket8226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1122

    7:30 When he goes "The Singularity-" before all hell breaks loose has me *rolling.*

    • @spider_sugar3249
      @spider_sugar3249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      RoomTemperatureHotpocket ROLLING?

    • @TheEmeraldSword04
      @TheEmeraldSword04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Roll? Oh no... RUN! *RUN!*

    • @ugurefetastan137
      @ugurefetastan137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *ALL HAIL THE GREAT ONE SINGULOTH*

    • @sharkieboy7129
      @sharkieboy7129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well you know what they say, just roll with it

    • @smopdidddly7630
      @smopdidddly7630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well. That is what you're supposed to do.
      Roll.

  • @unethicalslime5820
    @unethicalslime5820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "there are 100 wolves" - Charlie Slimecicle
    Dice rolls
    2 seconds later
    100 wolves

  • @Buagg
    @Buagg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I would love if charlie RP'd Br'aad and everytime he saw a cow he would just scream

  • @mr.tapman8685
    @mr.tapman8685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3079

    I love how everyone’s skins progressively change into their characters from Just Roll With It
    Edit: I, being the dense man I am, I never realized that Charlie, Condi, and Bizly were always their JRWI characters

    • @demonatic7258
      @demonatic7258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You mean the Disney show

    • @mr.tapman8685
      @mr.tapman8685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @Mark Evans no, their DND podcast

    • @unlockable3964
      @unlockable3964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr. TapMan this has 420 likes let that never change

    • @BlueMaskGuy
      @BlueMaskGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Ethaniser oh wow u have a HK pfp :o

    • @duskpede5146
      @duskpede5146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BlueMaskGuy i thought you were saying hong kong

  • @mistertwister2000
    @mistertwister2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    “You’re weak old man”
    *Top 10 anime plot twists*

    • @garfieldchungus6275
      @garfieldchungus6275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joseph Joestar?

    • @CourtFool
      @CourtFool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You spoiled me

    • @Botra-machine
      @Botra-machine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@garfieldchungus6275 well he wont die in any occasion tho

    • @Joe-es4ke
      @Joe-es4ke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      stained brutal calamity starts playing

  • @QuietFlutterShy
    @QuietFlutterShy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    god i love these random bits and 'stories' that these wacky vids take on. it's honestly so damn entertaining and really helps make my day when I'm feeling down!

  • @NormalHumanBeingIThink
    @NormalHumanBeingIThink ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:22
    "My mom says I have to *fold the dishes*" had me cracking up

  • @roberte.o.speedwagon6043
    @roberte.o.speedwagon6043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2591

    Slime: This 100 sided dice role will decide on the deities omnipotence
    Rolls die: *101*
    Everyone: *OOHG OOHG OOHG OOHG OOHG*
    Edit, 6 hrs later: _I commented this as soon as the video was uploaded. I had no idea they would actually devolve into ape noises._

    • @thejedicookieseude803
      @thejedicookieseude803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Robert E. O. Speedwagon no matter what I fucking do I can’t escape jojo

    • @elita-2
      @elita-2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@thejedicookieseude803 yup
      although I didn't expect it to be the first comment I saw

    • @spankstergangster2916
      @spankstergangster2916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What shader is he using i need answers PLS

    • @almightyhussein3192
      @almightyhussein3192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Robert E. O. Speedwagon you are best boy of jojo

    • @averyweirdweeb3178
      @averyweirdweeb3178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thejedicookieseude803 Tusk-Act 4!!!

  • @soralovescorpses7340
    @soralovescorpses7340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    “I had the terrible idea to make one of our friends god”
    Me: *remembers Jschlatt*
    Also me:Ah sh*t, here we go again..

    • @leaderblue629
      @leaderblue629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Apple

    • @Twonkae
      @Twonkae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      eat

    • @leocapn1069
      @leocapn1069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Take this apple.

    • @noahholden9014
      @noahholden9014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What

    • @jayjay0678
      @jayjay0678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noah Holden what the video where every 5 minutes there’s a disaster and you’ll understand

  • @graysonseddon9917
    @graysonseddon9917 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Every time I hear you guys I think of the riptide pirates.

  • @selahfig4167
    @selahfig4167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I absolutely love the part where bizly starts playing the waltz of the meatball man and starts talking about meat

  • @lemoncuff6968
    @lemoncuff6968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    *grunkle ford voice* : my infinity sided die! with this, outcomes are limitless! you could turn the world into an egg, or just roll an 8.

    • @ar2static
      @ar2static 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      yule is that a gravity falls reference???

    • @capdan9708
      @capdan9708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mr. Meme yeah

    • @Ari_A1357
      @Ari_A1357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Eyyy gravity falls

    • @nibwhipdragon
      @nibwhipdragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought of this at the start of the video

  • @whatthefyt9061
    @whatthefyt9061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    9:22 "my mom says I have to fold the dishes"
    I laughed too hard at this

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      “i gotta walk my laundry bye guys”

    • @ugurefetastan137
      @ugurefetastan137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "My dishes says i have to fold the mom"

    • @3mknwef
      @3mknwef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @burnttoast8300
      @burnttoast8300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "fold says have to I mom dishes the"

    • @GraysBlock
      @GraysBlock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤔

  • @No.Ideas_
    @No.Ideas_ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    AFTER 3 YEARS. I STILL GET SCARED EVERY TIME I SEE THE VIDEO AND A READ “Roll.”

  • @ayeshaeroticaishot
    @ayeshaeroticaishot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "But he left down his fly- WEEOOW he flying" is possibly just one of the best things I've heard in my life

  • @lofihip-hop5834
    @lofihip-hop5834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    "-I had the terrible idea to make one of our friend's god!"
    Ah shit, here we go again...

    • @Joescotterpuss
      @Joescotterpuss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      *iPhone timer goes off*

    • @lone_stick
      @lone_stick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Joescotterpuss A P P L E

    • @captainbusiness9130
      @captainbusiness9130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *A. P. P. L. E*

    • @lone_stick
      @lone_stick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A P P L E

    • @silverdrag0n_
      @silverdrag0n_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i'm glad we all still have PTSD from jschlatt's tyranny

  • @awnrii
    @awnrii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    grizzly’s traitor bit had the same energy as a villain’s minion that seemed threatening but only lasted half an episode

  • @olive4998
    @olive4998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    26:20
    C R E E P E R
    A W ,
    M A N

  • @laurenismeme
    @laurenismeme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    6:34 and 7:42
    The editor is cultured
    Hi Seas Hi Jinx when there’s a lot of water

  • @jayfox8765
    @jayfox8765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    Is this in the same timeline of when Jschlatt was a rouge god? If so I'm liking this Minecraft Cinematic Universe!

    • @tvangelist
      @tvangelist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      When Jschlatt was defeated, his form separated into three. His body became Biz, Narwhal and Treatie, his soul became an apple and his power became the dice. Narwhal picked up the dice and became a god-like figure and the only one who could bring back Capitalist Mastermind Jschlatt.

    • @Iloveraz
      @Iloveraz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      NEXT UP, SLIME AS GOD OF WAR

    • @oswaldtime
      @oswaldtime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@tvangelist who ate the apple?

    • @tvangelist
      @tvangelist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@oswaldtime ;)

    • @justjacob6946
      @justjacob6946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This should air in theaters

  • @J0hnB09
    @J0hnB09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    21:34 can you pay off my student loans? Nah fuck that *universal collapse starts playing*

  • @Side_N0te
    @Side_N0te 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nothing instills trust in something being of "utmost quality" than "don't worry, this is a prototype."

  • @zippersnstitches9009
    @zippersnstitches9009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1272

    “Corruption Spreads”
    Terraria Fans:

    • @cultist1368
      @cultist1368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      corruption has good music doe

    • @Mcporkroast
      @Mcporkroast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      At least its not crimson!

    • @johnrusty4813
      @johnrusty4813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Also, universal collapse during the boss fight is s nice touch

    • @logii2599
      @logii2599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@johnrusty4813
      Yeah calamity mod has a heavenly soundtrack tbh

    • @valco9507
      @valco9507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Mcporkroast o-

  • @RizzleDazzle
    @RizzleDazzle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    The happiness that i felt seeing everyone wearing a skin of their dnd characters was
    great.

  • @devons.3481
    @devons.3481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    idk why but this thumbnail hits the dopamine button in my brain. i have seen this video so many times, but youtube now knows i love it so it keeps recommending this to me and every time i see this thumbnail i just....... i just wanna click on it.

  • @biguysburgersandfries6957
    @biguysburgersandfries6957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m just imagining hiltree constantly just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @hoodedgenius3329
    @hoodedgenius3329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    4:15 “it was a deadly game of tag-“
    Auto generated subtitles: “ *IT WAS A DEADLY GANG ATTACK* “

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +749

    Well, this was a strange D&D session. I can't say I've ever seen someone actually usurp the Dungeon Master before.

    • @wackybatman2027
      @wackybatman2027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It's because you don't have cocaine on the D&D table

  • @jrchybowski
    @jrchybowski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Big sad after what came out today rip jrwi

    • @MOKI_-sy5ie
      @MOKI_-sy5ie 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jake Chybowski 😔

    • @justgrapes5871
      @justgrapes5871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rejoice, for jrwi has crawled from the shadow it was plunged into, it has started a new.

    • @quinnnosbod3673
      @quinnnosbod3673 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sad because Narwhal was innocent

  • @idkmanimuncreative
    @idkmanimuncreative 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love the skinns from jrwi

  • @fish6714
    @fish6714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    i took me a while to realize they were all using their skins were their D&D characters

    • @velri2555
      @velri2555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      yeah i literally just realized Slime's skin and Condi's skin were Br'aad and Sylnan

    • @dannyn6036
      @dannyn6036 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah because u're a fish and fishes are stupid especially pufferfish

    • @dannyn6036
      @dannyn6036 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      iit’2 2ollux bruh what are u a fish too? What kind of fish are u u stupid fish shut up fish

    • @admiralpepper6933
      @admiralpepper6933 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dannyn6036
      Quiet Clown fish

    • @ShemLunaria
      @ShemLunaria 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dannyn6036 I- what?

  • @Evequeue
    @Evequeue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1199

    “The corruption spreads”
    Me: **serious Terraria vibes**

    • @bigchungus1504
      @bigchungus1504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *APPLE*

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Eve Q *THE SINGULARITY*

    • @jetstreamsam9580
      @jetstreamsam9580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Oh, you're approaching me?"
      Me: **serious JoJo vibes**

    • @gravein1
      @gravein1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well, he did play Terraria music in the video >.>

    • @Evequeue
      @Evequeue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Rapture when?

  • @Noeyk200
    @Noeyk200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    21:04 That “STOP” is the most DM shit ever lol

  • @zanerLORD
    @zanerLORD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    as soon as they said it turned to night while playing d&d, it started to thunder outside my home

  • @og269
    @og269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    "Look like there's snow way ou- Look like there's sno- *muffled screaming*"

  • @mrrobel1115
    @mrrobel1115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1252

    Wheatie: Hey, ladies first.
    Griz: WHY IS THE ENTIRE FOREST ON FIRE?!
    Slime: *running from cows*
    Condi: *with intent to murder and steal* Grizzly has loot now.
    Really getting into character there, guys

    • @thebutterscotchkid2481
      @thebutterscotchkid2481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      what about bizly? I'm curious...

    • @kalamies.
      @kalamies. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@thebutterscotchkid2481 Murder, that's in character for Mountain

    • @thebutterscotchkid2481
      @thebutterscotchkid2481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kalamies. yeah.

    • @WinterPains
      @WinterPains 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dont understand.

    • @sphdllr5666
      @sphdllr5666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@WinterPains it’s what their characters in the podcast are actually like and it is wonderful 😂

  • @slowfish1261
    @slowfish1261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Just roll with it”
    *podcast Ptsd flashbacks*

  • @ZebbyD
    @ZebbyD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Some of these jokes make a lot more sense now that I listen to their podcast

  • @Fishfoe
    @Fishfoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    5:20
    "I got the CAKE!"
    *munchmunchmunchmunchmunch*
    "... ehwuddufuck?"

    • @helplessfox
      @helplessfox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Congrats! You have ears

    • @Kai-og9pk
      @Kai-og9pk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      HelplessFox 05 wow you don’t have to be an ass about it

    • @marcosharko8247
      @marcosharko8247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ʟᴇᴍᴏɴ_ɪᴄᴇᴅ_ᴛᴇᴀ wow you don’t have to be an ass about it

    • @Fishfoe
      @Fishfoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@marcosharko8247 wow you don't have to be an ass about it

    • @Fishfoe
      @Fishfoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@helplessfox Ears _and_ a timestamp to my favourite part c:

  • @lt0655
    @lt0655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Pulls out other die
    Slime: oh you’re approaching me?
    Narwhal: I can’t beat the crap out of you if I don’t come any closer.
    Slime: Oh H O

    • @alpha_biena8623
      @alpha_biena8623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Then come as close as you like

    • @skyjaythefirst7331
      @skyjaythefirst7331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!

    • @thiccnicc3657
      @thiccnicc3657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@skyjaythefirst7331 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @syedzeff2999
      @syedzeff2999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So its the same type of item as mine

    • @ezdoesit7303
      @ezdoesit7303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      15:50

  • @zac9924
    @zac9924 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This video was the thing that got me in to JRWI, and in turn D&D, I know own at least 10 of the books.

  • @duckykevkev4337
    @duckykevkev4337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This one is more chill while so many other Minecraft ones have some dramatic kind of story.

  • @sussyratplayermuchamong3659
    @sussyratplayermuchamong3659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    this could be a new series on this channel
    for instance:
    russian roulete but god decides if you live or die
    wait...
    short series.

  • @ImNotAMuffin
    @ImNotAMuffin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    "The Singularity"
    *Chaos*

  • @anatolylis9993
    @anatolylis9993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    it's two times more entertaining and chaotic when you listening this instead of watching it

  • @carlydd
    @carlydd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    hearing the waltz of the meatball man at 19:18 threw me for a LOOP

  • @willowconnallon4553
    @willowconnallon4553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    "The evil is defeated!"
    *Not even 2 minutes later*
    *Screaming*

  • @Gourdgon
    @Gourdgon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    I just realized the evil cows was a reference for Br’aad’s fear of cows

    • @lmaosmile
      @lmaosmile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      i forgot about that oh my god

    • @salamander1317
      @salamander1317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      THAT'S SO BIG BRAIN

    • @maucazalv903
      @maucazalv903 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      wot?

    • @sirguineapig34
      @sirguineapig34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@maucazalv903 watch just roll with it. It's their d&d campaign.
      And no we still have no idea why he's afraid of cows

  • @jun533
    @jun533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    After watching JRWI I realize the context of this now

    • @sirguineapig34
      @sirguineapig34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So sad their main campaign was ruined and will never be finished :(

    • @jun533
      @jun533 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sirguineapig34 I haven't completed the main campaign and now I'm really scared

  • @cozmo_3d0
    @cozmo_3d0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:53 Deck the halls with SNOW.

  • @goob6934
    @goob6934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    "My powerful warriors. My champions-"
    "i hab po tat oe"

  • @peterban167
    @peterban167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    ‘GET IN YOUR KNEES OLD MAN. IT’S SLIME TIME!’ Best quote I’ve heard in a while

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:20
    I love that the moment they got on the dnd table the first thing to get passed around is Sea Weed by bizly, so they can all get high together

  • @randomkid2446
    @randomkid2446 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:49 ….. the forshowding

    • @ImMisik
      @ImMisik ปีที่แล้ว

      w h a t

  • @AngelDivinaManga
    @AngelDivinaManga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    "As they turn around..."
    *Everyone turning in different directions *

  • @cerealsauce4639
    @cerealsauce4639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    11:30 “ I’m going into battle and I only need your strongest potions!”
    *”traveller” POP*
    Edit:2021 AND I STILL LAUGH

    • @ugurefetastan137
      @ugurefetastan137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The potions were too strong

    • @thisguy7182
      @thisguy7182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Traveller *slap*

    • @ChrisB-25
      @ChrisB-25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      we saw the video too

  • @HeyaItsmK5103
    @HeyaItsmK5103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the fact that this released on my birthday just makes me happy

  • @IndecisiveHarry
    @IndecisiveHarry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So basically this video is when you’re playing dungeons and dragons with a mean dungeon master

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    11:17
    "Hello, Potion Seller, I am going into battle and I want your strongest potions."
    "My potions are too strong for you, traveler."
    "Potion Seller, I tell you I am going into battle, and I want only your strongest potions."
    "You can't handle my potions. They're too strong for you."
    "Potion Seller, listen to me; I want only your strongest potions."
    "My potions would kill you, traveler. You cannot handle my potions."
    "Potion Seller, enough of these games. I'm going into battle and I need your strongest potions."
    "My strongest potions would kill you, traveler. You can't handle my strongest potions. You'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions."
    "Potion Seller, I'm telling you right now; I'm going into battle and I need only your strongest potions."
    "You don't know what you ask, traveler. My strongest potions will kill a _dragon,_ let alone a _man._ You need a seller that sells weaker potions, because my potions are too strong."
    "Potion Seller, I'm telling you I need your strongest potions. I'm going into battle! I'm going to battle and I need your strongest potions!"
    "You can't handle my strongest potions! _No one can!_ My strongest potions are fit for a _beast_ let alone a man."
    "Potion Seller, what do I have to tell you to get your potions? Why won't you trust me with your strongest potions, Potion Seller? I need them if I'm to be successful in the battle!"
    "I can't give you my strongest potions because my strongest potions are only for the strongest beings and you are of the weakest."
    "Well then that's it, Potion Seller. I'll go elsewhere. I'll go elsewhere for my potions."
    "That's what you'd better do."
    "I'll go elsewhere for my potions and I'll never come back!"
    "GOOD. You're not welcome here! My potions are only for the strongest and you're clearly are not of the strongest you're clearly the weakest."
    "You've had your say, Potion Seller but I'll have mine. You're a rascal, you're a rascal with no respect for knights. No respect for anything... except your potions!"
    "Why respect knights... when my potions can do anything that you can?"

    • @ihavenoideawhatmylifeis468
      @ihavenoideawhatmylifeis468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Is this getting bigger?

    • @roddy8249
      @roddy8249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What is this profile picture :0 Anus?

    • @adridaplague-boi
      @adridaplague-boi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I am once again asking you for your potions

    • @stefanm.734
      @stefanm.734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@roddy8249 Personally I go by Unnus, but I've also heard people describe it as, "Anus", "Norbert Moses", "side traitor", and a couple others I can't remember right now.

    • @aboz8649
      @aboz8649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      aaaaaAAAAAAAAA

  • @thegoopyshow6833
    @thegoopyshow6833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    This is a riveting adventure of betrayal, wit, greed, and love.

  • @LinearCreeper24
    @LinearCreeper24 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:35
    Slime: Oh God I Still Have F*cking Mining Fatigue
    Also Slime: fyuhsiuuikseg

  • @zombiederpster
    @zombiederpster ปีที่แล้ว +1

    its great that the challenge wasn't even 'beat minecraft' just 'survive'