He’s just living in a series of Seth Rogen movies morphed into one chaotic Forest Gumpian mass, and I’m so glad we get to witness it. We need a fkn movie one of these days, a Forest Gump for a new generation, if you will 😂
They need to have a new segment called "Never Have I Ryan'ed" where the crew says things they have never done and Ryan has to answer if he has. Like "iv never slept in a dumpster" and then see if Ryan has a story to go along with it.
You know, if anyone else was telling that story about filming a porno, I would say bullshit, but because it's Ryan I 100% believe he did it for only weed and Little Cesar's.
Telling Ryan's lore is like a mix of Forest Gump and Jackass. A long unbelievable story told in random non-sensical short vignettes where you have no clue what's going to happen next and you may need to change the channel/tab if someone walks in while youre watching.
Dude Star Boys is one of the all time best series out of funhaus. And I wanted to mention Elyse in this video, I've watched funhuas since the first video uploaded and Elyse in my opinion since she joined has always been top 2 in Wit and Quotes and she wasn't number 2 I'll tell you. But this lady literally ascended in the video, this may be Elyse peak wittyness holy and I'm glad see some other comments from people that recognized it. Keep making content funhuas, im excited for more Star Boys
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Elyse’s energy in this video is fantastic
She's truly full of beans
@@BlockheadJiujitsu What does that even mean?!
@@Jonpo95that she's full of beans, duh
cool beans@@ernie.99
shes so silly and unhinged it makes me happy
Another absolute banger story from Ryan's lore.
Literally.
I do not understand how there are STILL stories of this magnitude that have not been mentioned AT ALL to his coworkers.
That was at least in my top 5 Ryan story's
I can’t believe they got Ryan Hailey the world famous director of Dip Into My Shithole 2 and 3 on this episode of Starboys
Kinda wanna find it tbh
At this point I cannot believe there is STILL more untold Ryan Lore. He'd have the longest biopic ever made
It's becoming Forrest Gumpian at this point.
Except it would be the worst biopic ever made cuz it'll seem more like 80 random vignettes with no cohesive plot. I would watch it endlessly.
Ryan has lived a life only Seth Rogan could hope to have made into a screen play.
He’s just living in a series of Seth Rogen movies morphed into one chaotic Forest Gumpian mass, and I’m so glad we get to witness it. We need a fkn movie one of these days, a Forest Gump for a new generation, if you will 😂
@@CommissionerManu"forest gumpian mass" is a poetic phrase, describing something as "Forest Gumpian" in general is incredible
11:13 the absolute joy in Elyse's face
1:19 scariest Elyse moment ever
Elyse is my mom after too much of my antics
woah careful there friend, if Elyse hears about this shes gonna break your legs!
I got chills
"He's on womp-gump fighting smeemas" honestly could be real star wars garble. I could see it showing up in the next season of star war
"Do you want to hear any more of this?" -Ryan Hailey
Of course I want to hear more of Ryan's Lore
I want whatever over the counter meds Elyse is on.
I think she's just sleep deprived or super well rested
I think she’s just in a good mood.
Remember those? 😂
@@Scufflegrit Where do I buy good mood and will my insurance cover it?
@@aldazor what i would give to be well rested
£100 to whoever can find the footage of horse guy coming out of the closet like "you raaaaang?"
I do, and don't, want to see it. Two Tony's makes premium content, I'm sure.
Elyse was in top comedic form in this one! You can tell she was having fun and She was cracking me up😂
You all should print a real book of Ryan lore to sell as a coffee table book, or bathroom book. I would buy that in an instance.
Editing is ON. POINT! Loving the Elyse energy too!
Patrick and Ryan acting as my intrusive thoughts
and Jacob navigating us through the path of stars
10:13 is my new favorite Elyse moment
We need a shirt with Elyse's face that says "Im the puppet guy" with that smug look she gave
Those proton torpedos really had a satisfying penetration into that exhaust port.
The Ryan lore drop is juicy.
This one was great. Elyse seemed so happy, everyone did actually.
I’m waiting for Jacob and Patrick to recreate enough of these scenes so that we have Star Boys: The Movie
This is probably the first time I am glad there was no video to accompany the Ryan Lore
Ryan really is just the human equivalent of a golden retriever.
I have a feeling this was filmed the same day as the Batman video. That caffeine pill kicked in for Elyse!
10:10
I had never seen a warmer smile in my life.
Ryan's Lore Strikes All Over My Back
First time I’ve heard Ryan say “do you want to hear anymore of this?”
How can Jacob be Luke when Mark Hamill hates him so much?
Every Ryan Haley story is a banger, this one literally.
The casual request for a group gift was great
Next Ryan chapter will be when he was asked to join NASA for a space station repair walk
Eyyyy the Two Tony's! Those wise guys owe me money for when they needed to stay at my apartment while I was away
Ryan clearly put on his Sunday best for this video, sharp as ever
Shoutout to the people who stayed for the outro and got to hear the words "chapped asshole" with me, thank you ryan.
They need to have a new segment called "Never Have I Ryan'ed" where the crew says things they have never done and Ryan has to answer if he has. Like "iv never slept in a dumpster" and then see if Ryan has a story to go along with it.
I think it is for the better that there was no proof shown of Ryans directorial gig
"Editor show the footage"
We’re slowly unraveling the canon of Ryan
5:13 WHO knew for years that Elyse was “THE puppet guy”😂
The lord blessed us with more ryan lore. P. R. A. I. S. E.
Ryan Hailey most interesting person ever! Dudes lived!
Ryanpedia! Wikihailey!
The look of genuine concern on Ryan's face when he was asked if he can bullseye womprats.
Honestly, it’s unsurprising as far as a lot of Ryan stories go
I never wanna see jacob and patter’s o-faces ever again lmaoooooo 10/10
My favorite game I couldn't beat as a kid with a game cube and no memory card.
Jacob and Patrick have taken over FH and I love it
Little Caesars as the catering on a porn set sounds atrocious, and exactly what I would expect as a piece of Ryan lore. The smell in that room...
fresh Ryan lore
Lore hunters, good luck finding that recording lol
Some juicy Ryan lore today
omg I love Elyse in this, she's killin it.
Ryan also killed it, but specifically when he started branching off his lore. XD
Ryan needs to write an autobiography right now.
12:21 Elyse's face!
The Ryan lore is endless. Truly.
Went to Empire Strips Back over the summer. Can confirm it was hilarious and awesome.
I would film ryan's life for weed and food
Was not expecting Death Star O faces lmao!!!
this is what i meant when i said i missed future funhaus! holy shit
You know, if anyone else was telling that story about filming a porno, I would say bullshit, but because it's Ryan I 100% believe he did it for only weed and Little Cesar's.
That's it, I'm calling Senator Organa Jimmy Orgazmo from now on.
Telling Ryan's lore is like a mix of Forest Gump and Jackass. A long unbelievable story told in random non-sensical short vignettes where you have no clue what's going to happen next and you may need to change the channel/tab if someone walks in while youre watching.
i am so happy i get to be here for things like this
Best Ryan story yet.
God damn it Ryan your lore never ceases to amaze me
I absolutely love the intros to these videos! I've said it before but it's worth saying again
Weed and Little Caesars is all it takes...
Everybody was on fire this episode
Weed and Little Caesars......that'll do it.
Intros to Star Boys are the best expanded universe content since Thrawn
Ryan's life is just one GTA mission after another
These intros get better and better. Awesome game
The Pooper Stimulus
“It’s awaaaaay!”
Banger video after banger video. Really tempted to join the Dog Pound just to binge the secret backlog 🐶
It’s worth it 👀
"How does anyone in the rebellion make money?" "They're terrorists." 🤣🤣🤣
Just when you think its over he just comes up with another one
They need to play the Farscape game for Elyse, she's the puppet guy!
I love antagonistic Elyse
Ryan continues to reassure me that AI will never be able to replace us because of the absolute anarchy that is his life
I was just waiting for Ryan to interject, point at the camera, and say, “editor play that clip!”
The burlesque show in LA is really good!!
So Ryan truly is the Director of a DP
Ron Jeremy doesn't have any children so that woman in Ryan's story must have been one of the Jeremy's "stepdaughters" :D
Ryan is a never ending story
Ron Jeremy doesn't have children. A quick google told me.
If Star Boys had Minch and Jarjar on same episode 😮
Dudes will see this and just think "Mustafar yeah"
I cant wait for Ryan to write an autobiography
"On womp gomp fightin shmeemas"
-Elyse Willems 2023
I really want to play a part in the live action biographical film about Ryan's life
I think it is canon that Darth Ryan is the star here
One of these days, we as a society will finally learn how to spell the correct word: "rouge" or "rogue". Today is not that day. Reset the clock.
Lol it looks like they corrected it 🎉
The epitome of Ryan's story here
Ryan I aspire to have a life like yours 🫡 😂
Gabagool once more 🐙
The book series of Ryan's lore is gonna be a best seller.
Rouge
I can't wait to watch this new Ryanhaus video.
Well now we gotta find the video
Babe, wake up! New Ryan Lore just dropped!!
And the Hailey lore continues lol
'jimmy organa' elyse you're on a sick one today
Dude Star Boys is one of the all time best series out of funhaus. And I wanted to mention Elyse in this video, I've watched funhuas since the first video uploaded and Elyse in my opinion since she joined has always been top 2 in Wit and Quotes and she wasn't number 2 I'll tell you. But this lady literally ascended in the video, this may be Elyse peak wittyness holy and I'm glad see some other comments from people that recognized it. Keep making content funhuas, im excited for more Star Boys