Mortal Kombat 11 - Characters Ask Awkward Questions

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  • Sometimes, characters in Mortal Kombat 11 dare to ask questions they shouldn't, especially when it comes to personal matters. In this video, you'll be able to watch some of the most uncomfortable questions asked in MK11. :D
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  • @Dimelo.R
    @Dimelo.R 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2190

    Everyone:
    Kung Lao: ...breathes...
    Everyone: *LIU KANG IS THE CHOSEN ONE!*

    • @bl4ze143
      @bl4ze143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Undead Trooper kung Lao : exists
      Everyone: liu kang does it better

    • @kolasunos4506
      @kolasunos4506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Even Liu kang breathes better

    • @k-boi420
      @k-boi420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@kolasunos4506 and he exists better

    • @msufan590
      @msufan590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Kung lao: sneezes
      Everyone: *FIRE GOD LIU KANG WOULD'VE BLESSED HIMSELF!*

    • @everybodyeverything7997
      @everybodyeverything7997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      666 likes! Kung Lao has bad luck!

  • @kaihedgie1747
    @kaihedgie1747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4018

    *I ASKED A SIMPLE QUESTION*

    • @NickyVBS
      @NickyVBS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +485

      I like the fact that he sounds pissed all the time

    • @Chilledgreese795
      @Chilledgreese795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Kaihedgie he got so triggered🤣🤣🤣

    • @lajh100
      @lajh100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      @@Chilledgreese795 He even crushed a frozen skull

    • @Haydn3560
      @Haydn3560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Thats what two timelines worth of being called a ninja does to a man

    • @hyperlink463
      @hyperlink463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Cetrion: Why do medium size cups have a difference of only 2 oz from regular small cups?
      SubZero: I asked for a simple frappe

  • @NitCrawler
    @NitCrawler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1392

    Kung Lao:"Then why does a god fight me?"
    Well, he's got a point

    • @andrewhawthorne210
      @andrewhawthorne210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      FACTS!!!!!, and I don't even like him.

    • @Prinxce3_
      @Prinxce3_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@andrewhawthorne210 Why tf don't you like Kung Lao?

    • @novarbs7338
      @novarbs7338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sexy Love Cook Sanji because his ego is fucking huge!

    • @Son_Milton
      @Son_Milton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Nova RBS it ain’t that huge. He literally says that he and Liu Kang are equally skilled warriors. He doesn’t go around saying he’s better than him

    • @TulpechaidoplaysMC
      @TulpechaidoplaysMC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same reason people crush ants

  • @Orybun90
    @Orybun90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3836

    Sub Zero: "Why should I pray to you?"
    Centrion: "Why does a bird flap its wings?"
    Sub Zero: "I asked a simple question"
    Sub Zero just wanted to know why he should pray. Poor dude

    • @kilo1205
      @kilo1205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +448

      lol and I felt his anger.

    • @heavykyio
      @heavykyio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +547

      Sub Zero: "BITCH WHY MUST YOU COME AT ME WITH THAT CONFUSIO SHIT JUST TELL ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER YOU FUCKING PRICK"

    • @retronerds6884
      @retronerds6884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @@kilo1205 I felt that shit too like did he get angrier

    • @GamelutioN1
      @GamelutioN1  5 ปีที่แล้ว +415

      Plot twist: The Lin Kuei are atheists.

    • @CosmicZ2222
      @CosmicZ2222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      She assumes way too much, and that ego went to 350% in an instant.

  • @duongbinh211
    @duongbinh211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2369

    Skarlet: What is my place exactly?
    Shao Kahn: Leader of my concubines army.

    • @KittyCat-sc2ye
      @KittyCat-sc2ye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Dương Bình 😂
      He prob would say somethin like that 🤣🤣🤣

    • @streetkombat6088
      @streetkombat6088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      My Slavers need breeding!

    • @Seven-lt6yi
      @Seven-lt6yi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      *JOIN MY CONCUBINES*

    • @theangrywig3905
      @theangrywig3905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@Seven-lt6yi 1. Eww! 2. Piss off!

    • @izzynk9545
      @izzynk9545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      No one:
      Shao Khan: MY CONCUNBINES

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1222

    "Why does a bird flap its wings?"
    "To get away from your BS?"

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Cetrion is infuriating.

    • @masternate2993
      @masternate2993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      religion be like that bro

    • @Blitznuger
      @Blitznuger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why do leaves fall? It is in their nature

    • @KB-wm5ke
      @KB-wm5ke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ooooooooohhhhhh

    • @LORD---BrazilianSoldier
      @LORD---BrazilianSoldier 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "I MUST CONSULT THE ELDERGODS"
      -RAIDEN

  • @kavalkahn
    @kavalkahn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1482

    Sub-Zero literally consulted with an Elder God. That's what he got!

    • @user-jyugo15
      @user-jyugo15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Loukhyax But that’s Raiden’s job

    • @retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106
      @retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Lmao now he see what raiden go through.

    • @livingcorpse5664
      @livingcorpse5664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      The skull crushing was a nice touch.

    • @scars4223
      @scars4223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm sorry but I must consult with the elder gods.

    • @msufan590
      @msufan590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Now i see why raiden keeps consulting with them, they always leaving him confused!

  • @jadenrosethe4986
    @jadenrosethe4986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1319

    Cassie Cage: "Where's the ninja convention?"
    Sub-Zero: "The Lin Kuai are NOT ninjas."
    Cassie Cage: "So why dress like one?"
    She does have a good point

    • @seanbotti5385
      @seanbotti5385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      The Lin Kuei are the Clan of Assassins.

    • @goldenshark7430
      @goldenshark7430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Sean Botti Ninjas are assassins

    • @bongwaterbaptist
      @bongwaterbaptist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Golden Shark not exactly, they are for espionage

    • @streetkombat6088
      @streetkombat6088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The Lin Kuei are also called warriors.

    • @MegaAgamon
      @MegaAgamon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      maybe the ninjas dress like lin quei

  • @mariapazgonzalezlesme
    @mariapazgonzalezlesme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1641

    When you realize that those warriors, monks, assassins, ninjas, robots, soldiers, mercenaries and diety-like beings have zero social skills. 😂

    • @derpderpin9840
      @derpderpin9840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      I imagine that's why Sub-Zero makes so many puns, it's his way of trying to fit in
      Edit: Oh, damn. 100 likes? That's a lot!

    • @mariapazgonzalezlesme
      @mariapazgonzalezlesme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@derpderpin9840 😂

    • @buddharocks492
      @buddharocks492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Serial killers tend to be socially awkward

    • @zonamaster4763
      @zonamaster4763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Why need social skill when you can answer with a fist?

    • @PeteTheGrouch
      @PeteTheGrouch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Zona Master Actions speak louder than words, after all...

  • @StreetSoundsSwirln
    @StreetSoundsSwirln 5 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    Centrion: Why do you not pray to me, Sub Zero?
    Sub Zero: _Why does the squirrel hide nuts before winter?_
    Centrion: I asked a simple question!!! *crushes butterfly*

    • @vijayn2715
      @vijayn2715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      😂😂parralel universe

    • @kellenmoon3084
      @kellenmoon3084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Cassie/Sonya will answer : "u mean where they hide your nuts after this fight?"

    • @ladyriethegoldendelmo5441
      @ladyriethegoldendelmo5441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@vijayn2715 holy shit lol.... I can't even imagine subzero would troll her lmao xd

    • @gabedonohue592
      @gabedonohue592 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s just cold no pun Intended

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *Causes massive damage to time and space because that butterfly had an important mission in life involving a windshield*

  • @Cadaverous0711
    @Cadaverous0711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    If I were Kung Lao I would've said "Because I'm overqualified."

    • @DTownNash
      @DTownNash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Good one !

    • @dicklemeelmo8401
      @dicklemeelmo8401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If I was Cetrion I would’ve been like to warm up for Liu Kang

    • @masternate2993
      @masternate2993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      over confident maby his arrogance is why he's dead in the first place

    • @dicklemeelmo8401
      @dicklemeelmo8401 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      master nate true

    • @NexhiAlibias
      @NexhiAlibias 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sykopath
      "Big talk from Shao Kahn's second
      "

  • @PadawanSerg
    @PadawanSerg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I feel sorry for Kung Lao, every day of his life he has to listen "Lue Kang is chosen one, listen to him, learn from him, be like him" and every single day try hard to proove his worth, became equal, and never reach it.

    • @ElderHickory958
      @ElderHickory958 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *liu* kang

    • @treysl8me2
      @treysl8me2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's actually lui kang

    • @zachvitto5831
      @zachvitto5831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      go to History Behind The Warrior History of Kung Lao or Kung Jin

  • @anthonyvtuber
    @anthonyvtuber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    “I asked a simple question.”
    Should be earraped and memed-

  • @2K_Hussain
    @2K_Hussain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Sub Zero: “Why should I pray to you?”
    Centrion: “Why does a bird flap its wing?”
    Sub Zero: “IM NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES!”

    • @eternalxagony
      @eternalxagony 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Super hilarious
      99/99

    • @rolandbishop5446
      @rolandbishop5446 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao haha funny man very hilarious haja super lmao lol haha *laughing emoji*

    • @chri5onyoutu8eshorts22
      @chri5onyoutu8eshorts22 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rolandbishop5446 Wtf 😅

  • @NoName-rq8ec
    @NoName-rq8ec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    *Raiden must consult the elder gods before asking such questions..*

  • @starwarsnoah1424
    @starwarsnoah1424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Skarlet: how much concubines do you want?
    Shao Kahn: yes

    • @ToastyTstdToast
      @ToastyTstdToast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Shao Kahn wants all of the fuck

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Shao Kahn doesn't give any fucks, but he does demand them.

    • @AC-iz7eh
      @AC-iz7eh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How many

    • @iliagluhchev2821
      @iliagluhchev2821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AC-iz7eh All of them.

    • @raquelcanoba9925
      @raquelcanoba9925 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it normal to read it in their voices?

  • @kingjb554
    @kingjb554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    0:37 because he smashed the skull it made it look like he was so mad XD

  • @dicklemeelmo8401
    @dicklemeelmo8401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Kung Lao: “I’m more important than I thought.”
    Cetrion: “You overstate your worth Kung Lao.”
    Kung Lao: “Then why does a god fight me.?”
    Cetrion: “I need to warm-up before I fight Liu Kang.”

    • @masternate2993
      @masternate2993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Reptile25991 so if he's powerful enough to warrant a warm up for a god then he is more powerful and important then your makeing him out to be

    • @dicklemeelmo8401
      @dicklemeelmo8401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      master nate oh I was just trying to make Kung Lao roasted

    • @masternate2993
      @masternate2993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Reptile25991 it's a good comeback but I mean logically just the fact a god is fighting him is enough for his smug stupid attitude

    • @EduQuintes
      @EduQuintes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kung Lao would mop Cetrion

    • @Son_Milton
      @Son_Milton 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reptile25991 good try.......but not good enough

  • @sirephlyrrian6242
    @sirephlyrrian6242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Cetrion: why does a bird flap it's wings?
    Sub-Zero: and why did the chicken cross the road?

    • @kidprince8578
      @kidprince8578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Cetrion: Why does a child cry when in pain?

    • @nerothewateruser8030
      @nerothewateruser8030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sub-Zero: why do dogs bark?

    • @mathybrain8
      @mathybrain8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ash Williams: Why do we have dreams about flying?

    • @kidprince8578
      @kidprince8578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Kung Lao: Why does a hat fly back like a boomerang?

    • @gerardovicentemartinezsala4088
      @gerardovicentemartinezsala4088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@kidprince8578 Everyone: Why does D'Vorah exist?

  • @The_Chef2511
    @The_Chef2511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Jacqui: Do we get matching rope spears?
    Scorpion: Yes actually.

    • @joeytheredkangaroo9393
      @joeytheredkangaroo9393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Jacqui: Get over here and sign me up.

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I can honestly imagine Hanzo with a box of beautifully engraved rope spears made for their wedding gift. Their names are monogrammed in the metal in katakana.
      "Make sure your love never goes away. And if it tries, use these! Love, Hanzo Hisashi."

    • @AC-iz7eh
      @AC-iz7eh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I can't imagine the stabbing & pulling on the wedding night 😂

    • @ariqsyafwan4987
      @ariqsyafwan4987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AC-iz7eh sounds kinky.... i love it

    • @lilshokan
      @lilshokan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Erron then proceeds to marry a female member

  • @Xylarxcode
    @Xylarxcode 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    Sonya, to Kung Lao: 'Big egos make bad leaders.'
    Me: *looks at Cassie and Johnny* 'You wanna explain that one again?'

    • @ZekeTheNerdVX
      @ZekeTheNerdVX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao

    • @masternate2993
      @masternate2993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      older Johnny doesn't have a real big ego like past Johnny and Cassie don't really have a big ego more like over confidence after beating shinnok

    • @DraculaCronqvist
      @DraculaCronqvist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@masternate2993 Overconfidence is the very same thing as having a big ego.

    • @masternate2993
      @masternate2993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DraculaCronqvist nah over confidence is cassie big ego is kung lao see over confidence is shao kahn he conqured outworld and edenia he is cocky cause of his achievments a big ego would be kotal he was pretty much just given the throne after shao kahns death but thinks he is ruler of outworld even after loseing to a nobody like kung jin and pretty much everyone else yet he still talks big like if hes the dragon king thats the differences between big ego and over convidence your over confident when your achievments back up your words and attitude you have a big ego when you think your the best thing thats happened to the world when you little more then an insignificant worm

    • @dr.boring7022
      @dr.boring7022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@DraculaCronqvist No it's not. Confidence is having faith in your own abilities. Ego is thinking you're right and ignoring anyone else's POV.

  • @seanlebron1
    @seanlebron1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Johnny: Hey there tall, dark and gruesome.
    Noob: An apt description
    Johnny: Do you not get I'm mocking you?

    • @JMObyx
      @JMObyx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Noob: I don't feel it. GET WRECKED SCRUB!

    • @melanthahoang831
      @melanthahoang831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pvz end credit song Easter egg maybe?
      "I know your type: tall, dark and dead"

    • @noahdavis7406
      @noahdavis7406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@melanthahoang831 "Tall, Dark, and Gruesome" has been a saying for quite some time.

    • @legionbeast
      @legionbeast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Johnny: You know what? I got nothing.
      Noob: You admit defeat?
      Johnny: Yup. You are the black hole of comedy.

  • @KingSaint007
    @KingSaint007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    Jacqui: What this about a blood ceremony?
    Scorpion: Marry Takeda, you marry the Shirai-Ryu
    Jacqui: Do we get matching rope spears?

    • @OCeanVidStuff
      @OCeanVidStuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Aight i want to see him and jacqui married

    • @KingSaint007
      @KingSaint007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@OCeanVidStuff but don't mention Fiji

    • @thataznzguygaming
      @thataznzguygaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      It’s great knowing that Jacqui is going to marry Takeda

    • @SA-ut7ns
      @SA-ut7ns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What happened in Fiji

    • @DOOM8976
      @DOOM8976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Scorpion: Yes

  • @JadenOmega
    @JadenOmega 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Sub Zero: Why should I pray to you?
    Cetrion: Why does a bird flap its wings?
    Sub Zero: ANSWER MY DAMN QUESTION!!!!

    • @smol1211
      @smol1211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Cetrion is basically saying, why does a bird flap it's wings? Nature, instinct. Basically pray to me, because it's instinct

    • @nicholasberry8456
      @nicholasberry8456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Blaze Or to survive

    • @apophis7712
      @apophis7712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because praying won't save it.

  • @agonybabie
    @agonybabie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    “And now you defend your butcher?” Jade’s voice is so pleasing to listen to

    • @magicmanscott40k
      @magicmanscott40k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I love it when she raises her eyebrow for second. Not sure why I love that look she gives. It's flirty

    • @JulioGonzalez-yc2wu
      @JulioGonzalez-yc2wu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I just wanna hear her do a speech then fuck her mouth afterwards

    • @nerothewateruser8030
      @nerothewateruser8030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Berleezy's Broke Ass Swivel Chair why is being a virgin something to poke fun at?

    • @chocolatephone7840
      @chocolatephone7840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nero the Water User
      Inmature thinking

    • @Xannyphantom905
      @Xannyphantom905 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Berleezy's Broke Ass Swivel Chair jade is only good for mouth fucking

  • @whitealliance9540
    @whitealliance9540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Nobody:
    Raiden: i must consult with the elder gods
    Sub zero: nah i spoke to one the other day all they give you are more questions!

  • @apersonnamedjune7410
    @apersonnamedjune7410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “I asked a simple question.”
    God, you can just hear the annoyance in his voice.

    • @HESHRocketWarhead
      @HESHRocketWarhead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Never mind the fact that he obliterated the frost skull in his hand. It's the best animation for that particular exchange, since it adds onto his frustration in the moment.

  • @martinjuniorbalbihurtado9599
    @martinjuniorbalbihurtado9599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Scorpion: Your greed has no limits
    Kano: That's a feature, not a bug
    ...
    Kano...you work at Bethesda on your free time?

    • @mathybrain8
      @mathybrain8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kano's time does not come free. He gets payed for his work.

    • @MrUmakemelaff
      @MrUmakemelaff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It just works.

    • @slayton21
      @slayton21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly, Kano's line is the best of them all~

    • @CountDVB
      @CountDVB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Explains why it's been going down hill

  • @MichaelMyers-mk4hw
    @MichaelMyers-mk4hw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    0:32 LOL sub zero is pissed

    • @viperdmk1483
      @viperdmk1483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Michael Myers my Fav interaction:
      Kotal: The Lesser Shaolin Monk
      Lao: In Every way, I’m Liu Kang’s Equal
      Kotal: Then Why is he earthrealm’s Champion?
      Kotal’s Got a Point Lao, You didn’t Put a Flaming Fist Right In His Heart Cuz he snapped your neck while “Pleasing” The crowd.

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@viperdmk1483 Kung Lao should have answered: "The lesser Kahn".

  • @superwogwog9665
    @superwogwog9665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    Kung Lao: in every way I am Liu kang’s equal
    Kortal kahn: then why is he earthrealim’s champion?
    Probably because shao kahn broke he’s neck when he’s not expecting it?

    • @Thomas20Smith
      @Thomas20Smith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      L that should’ve been a comeback 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @byronmeir1240
      @byronmeir1240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @L Lol,That would've been a nice comeback.

    • @noradlark167
      @noradlark167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He was actually the chosen one and that was retconned.

    • @danielcantrell5325
      @danielcantrell5325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I've always liked kung lao more than liu kang.

    • @glorilol9546
      @glorilol9546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@noradlark167 kung wad the one choosed to represent the shaolin in the tournament..but he was never "the chosen one"..

  • @o.o6450
    @o.o6450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The breaking of the ice skull while sub zero questioning cetrion why he should pray to him made his anger more expressive

  • @narginabarnett614
    @narginabarnett614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    I honestly feel bad for Kung Lao. ☹

    • @joynelbonetdelgado4952
      @joynelbonetdelgado4952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He was better in Shaolin Monks

    • @dojogamingteam2925
      @dojogamingteam2925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Joynel Bonet Delgado let’s be honest no he wasn’t

    • @lilwish16
      @lilwish16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Kung Lao's so envious at Liu Kang being Earthrealm's champion that you can see the anger in his eyes.

    • @joynelbonetdelgado4952
      @joynelbonetdelgado4952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@dojogamingteam2925 You don't know what i mean. What i meant is that in Shaolin Monks he was given equal credit in the story to Liu Kang, they were a team that worked together to beat Shao Khan and the other fighters. The game revolves around their relationship and rivalry, and shows how he too can be a champion, doesn't keep him under Liu Kang's shadow.

    • @joynelbonetdelgado4952
      @joynelbonetdelgado4952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lilwish16 envy yes, but he also feels respect towards Liu

  • @Anino_Makata
    @Anino_Makata 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    *Sub Zero:* Why should I pray to you?
    *Cetrion:* Why does a bird flap it's wings?
    *Sub Zero:* _To defy the forces that bear it to the ground..._
    *Cetrion:* ... damn.

    • @daedalus4748
      @daedalus4748 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everyone: "Oh, roasted"

  • @user-en4eo1cc4t
    @user-en4eo1cc4t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "You marry Takeda, you marry the whole shirai ryu" Oddly disturving dad move.

  • @jakandratchet9930
    @jakandratchet9930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    “Big egos make bad leaders.”
    “Has that been your experience?”
    DAMN Kung Lao! She’s gonna need Sub-Zero to cool that burn.

  • @TheCoffeeNut711
    @TheCoffeeNut711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    00:38
    When you ask a physics teacher anything.

  • @ileiad
    @ileiad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I asked a simple question."
    Really felt that one.

  • @Neko_Medic
    @Neko_Medic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    kung: raiden why is liu kang earthrealm's champion?
    raiden: because he would have not complained if you had been choosen instead.

  • @retuy1234
    @retuy1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “You overstate your worth Kung Lao”
    “Then why does a god fight me?”
    God damn I love Kung Lao ever since MKII

  • @JCBro-yg8vd
    @JCBro-yg8vd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    That last one with Scorpion was more fact than question. Kano *HAS* no honor, he only cares about who'll give him money.

    • @StormTh_atIsApproaching
      @StormTh_atIsApproaching 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ᴛʀᴜᴇ,ʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇs ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ

    • @karessawilson2905
      @karessawilson2905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RedRum Buddy how tf did you do this

    • @StormTh_atIsApproaching
      @StormTh_atIsApproaching 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@karessawilson2905 ᴅᴏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ?

    • @javonyounger5107
      @javonyounger5107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He is mainly asking him if he considers that lack of honor a flaw or a positive trait, but yes.

    • @StormTh_atIsApproaching
      @StormTh_atIsApproaching 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@javonyounger5107 ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ɪᴛ

  • @manbasama2501
    @manbasama2501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Nobody :
    Me : But why you always need to consult the Elders Gods, Raiden?
    Raiden : I must consult with the elder gods

    • @maxglider2715
      @maxglider2715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me: i asked a simple questiom

    • @brandonatwood8859
      @brandonatwood8859 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sub-Zero: Don't try it. They'll just ask more questions.

  • @CelticVictory
    @CelticVictory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Sub-Zero: "The Lin Kuei are not ninjas." Cassie: "Then why dress like one." You have to admit, she has a point.

  • @SasNostalgia
    @SasNostalgia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    1:46 This made me like Kotal Kahn even more.

    • @masternate2993
      @masternate2993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Akasuna no Sasori she's not a kahn though the dragon King was a conquer and shao was a conquer kotal was a pretender and kitana is more like just a hero the outworld rallies to be protected by

    • @nicholasberry8456
      @nicholasberry8456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kitana is a trashy Kahn, she is letting the Tarkatans have freedom when they are serial killers wtf

    • @hollowspike2337
      @hollowspike2337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nicholasberry8456 She can change the Tarkatans' behavior. I mean it as in teach them how to act better

  • @Nyikili
    @Nyikili 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "then why does a God Fight me?" Just badass...

  • @stayinglost
    @stayinglost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Me: can I go to the bathroom.
    Teacher: I don't know can you?
    Me: 0:38

    • @Dricrazybankedball
      @Dricrazybankedball 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Buy a frozen skull, at black market then do that

    • @yourtankhadastrokeandfckin7523
      @yourtankhadastrokeandfckin7523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My teacher:no

    • @yourtankhadastrokeandfckin7523
      @yourtankhadastrokeandfckin7523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mr icrazybankedball exe
      That would be.. for 0 dollars
      Because u have to murder someone and take their skull out and freeze it at like -100 degrees

    • @roderickspencerjr.2482
      @roderickspencerjr.2482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Link Gameing now that you started something 😂 me: Can we go somewhere to eat
      My parents: maybe we don’t know
      Me 0:38

    • @Bemomw
      @Bemomw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sub zero: when will you let me “smash”?
      Scarlet: when your blood belongs to me kuai liang
      Sub zero: 0:38

  • @buntothesun2154
    @buntothesun2154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I asked a simple question. " Man, I felt Subzero's frustration 😂

    • @JoninJordan
      @JoninJordan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Punctuated with that intro animation of him crushing the skull.

  • @krusader9066
    @krusader9066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    wHy dOeS a bIRd fLaP it'S wiNgS ?
    Russell Westbrook: *What?*

  • @tk-5509
    @tk-5509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    0:38 When you ask something to your teacher but he starts talking more than necesary.

    • @TheCoffeeNut711
      @TheCoffeeNut711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My family is mexican and I swear to fuck asking something like "what's for dinner."
      Gets you the story of what happened at the grocery store with my aunt and- well you get it

    • @nerothewateruser8030
      @nerothewateruser8030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheCoffeeNut711 relatable to some extent. We try to avoid long stories as much as we can, but there are cryptic messages thrown in here and there in conversations

    • @chrislaurent1137
      @chrislaurent1137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can see you breaking a pencil as you said that

    • @apophis7712
      @apophis7712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When you ask Jordan Peterson any question.

  • @railenherman6482
    @railenherman6482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:38 The skull crushing makes it even better.

  • @worthysagay5046
    @worthysagay5046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    How about Kano’s question about sausage?

  • @Justin-gc2vm
    @Justin-gc2vm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    nobody:
    Cetrion: "Why does a bird flap its wings?"

    • @fiorathegrandduelist4444
      @fiorathegrandduelist4444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Because if wants and for no other reason >:(. That tales of berseria reference right there😊

    • @remingron
      @remingron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Raiden: "I must consult with the elder gods!"

  • @LightningBolt1O1
    @LightningBolt1O1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    That is a Good Question from Cassie, if Sub Zero and his Lin Kuei are not ninja's, then why are they ninja's?

    • @MarvelandDC379
      @MarvelandDC379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The Lin Kuei are assasins. They wear suits and masks for stealth reasons. In universe, a former Lin Kuei member defected and created the Shrai Ryu. So the Lin Kuei are basically proto-ninjas.

    • @OtaniNoAsagi
      @OtaniNoAsagi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Rude Dog actually historically the art of the Ninja/Shinobi teachings originally came from or has its roots in China. A good reference to it is Scorpion's rope dart. It's a Chinese weapon called the Sheng Biao.
      Japan eventually made it their own. Just like how the term assassins came from the middle east with the Hashashins.

    • @ipiinsih3655
      @ipiinsih3655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and even their language originated from the chinese language

    • @jimmyoakmeister
      @jimmyoakmeister 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Lin Kuei are more assassins for hire, given that Smoke and Cyrax are not very ninja, nor originally from Asia.

    • @OtaniNoAsagi
      @OtaniNoAsagi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jimmyoakmeister I mean it's not like ninja didn't use explosives and smoke I'm pretty sure has some ninja aspect to him, and if Tekken has taught me anything it's you dont really have to be from Asia to be a ninja( referring to Raven and Master Raven and that game is actually made by asians lol)

  • @joynelbonetdelgado4952
    @joynelbonetdelgado4952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Kitana still young for Edenian standard. She is like in her early 20's by their standard.

    • @marcelcostache2504
      @marcelcostache2504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lool she`s 10000 years old! imagine she never got laid in all that time poor liu kang i dont even want to imagine how kitana must me when intimate.

    • @joynelbonetdelgado4952
      @joynelbonetdelgado4952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@marcelcostache2504 all the dust that is gonna come out that 10,000 years old vag. Lol

    • @marcelcostache2504
      @marcelcostache2504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joynelbonetdelgado4952 lool she is in better shape when most modern american women in there 20, i can imagine a 10000 years life span must be crazy to live for so long.

    • @joynelbonetdelgado4952
      @joynelbonetdelgado4952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@marcelcostache2504 maybe for her this has been but moments lol

    • @marcelcostache2504
      @marcelcostache2504 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joynelbonetdelgado4952 imagine a longtime relationship with an edenian princess and assasin like her? must be similar to living in the netherealm.

  • @incogniftoar3943
    @incogniftoar3943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Poor my dude Kung Lao

  • @redtails3016
    @redtails3016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    That thumbnail!! 😂😂😂

  • @newman1399
    @newman1399 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I could watch these all day. Thank you so much!

  • @mysticgod7035
    @mysticgod7035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kotal Kahn got dropped by Kung Lao’s little cousin why is he talking?💀💀💀

  • @finalfilms28
    @finalfilms28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You forgot, "Why isn't Shao Kahn a Shokan?"

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "It's irrelevant, worm."

  • @zhengwenyu1587
    @zhengwenyu1587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like the idea that Sub Zero crushed his iced skull out of frustration from Centrion not giving him a straight answer.
    "By the Elder Gods *crushes ice* I ASKED A SIMPLE QUESTION!"

  • @loneshewolf74
    @loneshewolf74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Big egos make bad leaders".
    That's never stopped anyone irl from becoming a leader.

  • @H2Zv1
    @H2Zv1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Sub-Zero: Why should I pray to you
    Cetrion: Why does a bird flap it's wings?
    Sub-Zero: *sighs* God of Uselessness indeed.

  • @broondjongen
    @broondjongen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I really feel bad for Kung Lao.

  • @rowan4573
    @rowan4573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Current Mood: Crushing a skull with one hand because no one will just give me a god damn simple answer

  • @amadeoindromeno2452
    @amadeoindromeno2452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kung Lao: "Hi-"
    Everyone: *LIU KANG IS BETTER*

  • @mr.perfectcell288
    @mr.perfectcell288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Kung Lau got the worst burn from Kotal

    • @vc1396
      @vc1396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not really. It doesn’t make sense. Liu Kang is champion because only one person can be champion. If they are equal then they still can’t both be champion

    • @GamelutioN1
      @GamelutioN1  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed

    • @skullleader9791
      @skullleader9791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Kung Lau maybe Liu Kang’s equal when it comes to fighting skill, but Kung Lau has a big ego which is a weakness that his opponents can exploit.
      Shao Khan got close and broke Lau’s neck because Kung Lau dropped his guard.

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@skullleader9791 I was about to say that before I saw your comment. Kung Lao's colossal ego is what keeps him from being Liu Kang's equal, which only agravates his ego as a form of compensation. He's stuck in a cycle of pride, much like Frost.

    • @dojogamingteam2925
      @dojogamingteam2925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Liu kang is better by far

  • @moonknight778
    @moonknight778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Kung Lao: Then why does a god fight me?
    BADASS

  • @princessbeexxxx
    @princessbeexxxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I asked a *simple* question."
    Sub zero ain't got time for riddles girl...

  • @michaelirsyadpahleviismet9832
    @michaelirsyadpahleviismet9832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "It's a feature, not a bug"
    Todd Howard wants to know your location.

  • @lilnigka
    @lilnigka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "That is a feature, not a bug"

  • @theomnitrixster61
    @theomnitrixster61 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Fancy hats ego is unbreakable

  • @hidan407
    @hidan407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Honestly how can kitana be sensitive about her age, when for her people its normal life to be thousands of years old? 😑 She had her entire like to come to terms with her life span, no point being shy about it now. Btw Subzero asked A SIMPLE QUESTION

    • @jossgoyanko7006
      @jossgoyanko7006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She was being facetious...

    • @kabutoyakushi9739
      @kabutoyakushi9739 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm pretty sure from how Kitana was chuckling, that she was just joking with that reply and wasn't actually offended.

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:26 She looks like a member of the clan already😆

  • @officialyoudes
    @officialyoudes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:33 I never seen sub zero that angry lol

  • @ShadowMokujin
    @ShadowMokujin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Everyone comparing Kung lao to lui kang is unfair when everyone else on the roster cant even compare
    Hell johnny cage beating shinnok puts him above the rest damn jobbers

    • @PomadaGaming
      @PomadaGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cassie beated shinnok with his super sayian mode lmao

    • @xrstevenson
      @xrstevenson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But Revenant Liu Kang beat Shao Kahn when he was alive. And Johnny and Cassie beat Shinnok. And Raiden is a God. So like aren't they all above the Jobbers?

  • @kamikaze4172
    @kamikaze4172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Lin Kuai have THREE Grandmasters. One's alive, one's dead, and the other is banished

  • @TheJoker-qo4fg
    @TheJoker-qo4fg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You forget this one
    Sub: I stopped living in your shadow
    Noob: then why using my name?
    Sub: it’s our grandfather’s

  • @MavsFromMars
    @MavsFromMars 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Subzero: Why should i pray for you
    Cetrion:.........[ Cetrion.exe was not found ]

  • @samuelnobles9895
    @samuelnobles9895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:38 me responding to my teachers weird answers

  • @MainMite06
    @MainMite06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kung lao:im more important than i thought
    Cetrion: you overstate your worth kung lao
    Kung lao: THEN WHY DOES A GOD FIGHT ME?!
    DAMN THAT WAS BADASS!!!

  • @djsnopel9594
    @djsnopel9594 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    These are better roasts than the ones highlighted in the roast compilations

  • @Tadvocate
    @Tadvocate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    0:34 relatable

    • @magicmanscott40k
      @magicmanscott40k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Totally. Dude wanted answers straight to point. I feel kinda bad for him when she have that crap answer

    • @nickspencerfishingrodd2383
      @nickspencerfishingrodd2383 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@magicmanscott40k i can feel his anger lol

  • @jcdentongaming1304
    @jcdentongaming1304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lol you can sub-zero eyes twitching as he was about to stab centrion with a sword for 28 time

  • @Complexity-lq9fp
    @Complexity-lq9fp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sub-Zero: Why must I pray to you?
    Cetrion: Why does Raiden consult with the elder gods?
    Sub-Zero:That does not answer my question!

  • @tay850dakid6
    @tay850dakid6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:38 damn Sub-Zero chill out bro 😂😂😂

    • @lonewolfgaming4916
      @lonewolfgaming4916 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's always chill

    • @tay850dakid6
      @tay850dakid6 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lonewolfgaming4916lol. he was kind of heated for a minute I thought I saw some ice melting

  • @timothywarren495
    @timothywarren495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Gotta give it to Kung Lao, you gotta be pretty impressive or a huge threat for a god to fight you.

  • @johnnycagemkclipsp445
    @johnnycagemkclipsp445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    These are big oofs

  • @notion-y2670
    @notion-y2670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Stay away from those Hollywood sleazebags!"
    aww, it's so cute seeing johnny be a protective father

  • @Ty-pi6wk
    @Ty-pi6wk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love the way Jade looks D’vorah up and down when she says “and you defend your butcher”

  • @8jpfrancisco
    @8jpfrancisco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Kotal Khan really roasted Kung Lao there.
    "The lesser Shaolin monk"
    "In every way I am equal to Liu Kang"
    "Then why is he Earthrealm's champion?"
    Damn Kung Lao you need Subzero to cool that burn!

    • @Cadaverous0711
      @Cadaverous0711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I would've said "Because im overqualified." Or maybe "So you Outworlders can have a chance."

    • @8jpfrancisco
      @8jpfrancisco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Cadaverous0711 yeah but we both know Liu Kang really is more powerful than Kung Lao

    • @themiddlechild8952
      @themiddlechild8952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JPFrancis They’re equals but kung lao’s arrogance is what let’s him down

    • @kashthegreatman612
      @kashthegreatman612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This version of kung Lao a wasteman...the originally version was stronger than liu kang

    • @glorilol9546
      @glorilol9546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kashthegreatman612 no he wasn't lol....shao Kahn nearly murdered kung lao in MK2 IG it wasn't for Liu kang saving him. The original timeline state cleary that Liu kang is earthrealm's best fighter...like kung lao if you want but don't make shit up

  • @julianfigueroa5866
    @julianfigueroa5866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sub zero: Why should I pray to you
    Centurion: Why does a bird Flap its wings
    Sub zero: Because its suppose two that's why it's called a bird lol :)
    Centurions mind: :[

    • @Serjo777
      @Serjo777 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Centaurianion*

    • @Anino_Makata
      @Anino_Makata 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      **Cetrion*

    • @Serjo777
      @Serjo777 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Anino_Makata Nah, my version was the correct one.

  • @fatalwaffle1715
    @fatalwaffle1715 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Awesome video!

  • @magicmanscott40k
    @magicmanscott40k 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love all the intros. There great

  • @samontebanks410
    @samontebanks410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:35 when your mom says "because I said so"

  • @Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni
    @Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why can't gods EVER give a straight answer?

    • @masternate2993
      @masternate2993 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Suika Ibuki riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

  • @Kobobble
    @Kobobble 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The way Sub-Zero crushes the frozen skull in anger was perfect for that Cetrion dialogue

  • @Straswa
    @Straswa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like Kung Lao and Sub-zero. Great vid!

  • @vannguyenthai2221
    @vannguyenthai2221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:38 When you ask your mom something and she turn it into a life lesson

  • @hanyaakudanperasaanku1205
    @hanyaakudanperasaanku1205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    - you're overstated your worth Kung Lao
    - then why a god fight me!!?

  • @mrschizo2837
    @mrschizo2837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nobody:
    Shao Kahn: *YOU WILL JOIN MY CONCUBINES*

  • @nathanielcatan6657
    @nathanielcatan6657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sub-Zero: why should I pray to you?
    Kronkia: Why does a bird flap it wings
    Sub-zero: *I ASKED A SIMPLE QUESTION*

    • @v12ts.gaming
      @v12ts.gaming 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *Cetrion