"You can't go round biting people willy nilly" 😂😂😂😂 that's officially my quote of the week! Hats off to you for managing to record videos whilst trying to move house! We are very grateful
Can we please start a merchandise line for you? I would love a shirt with Lynette's mugshot or quotes from her. So many golden moments that should be memorialized.
You have the best sense of humor. There are people who take ASMR so seriously that you'd think it was the answer to the universe. It's of course really relaxing but, mixing it with humor makes it even better.
Hi Mary! Thanks for another awesome video. I just wanted to say how much you help me get through anxiety on a day to day basis. I am a grad student in biophysics and its SUPER competitive, but if I get anxious at work or while doing an assignment I put on one of your videos in the background and it calms me down so I can focus on my work. It sounds silly, but as a country girl surrounded by academics your accent and mannerisms remind me of my family back home and really relax me. You have helped me so much, and I can't properly express how much I appreciate you and your work. Thank you so much for everything you do
You are so gotdang cool, Mary. I feel like we should be friends. If I ever make my way over to the Carolinas, or if you ever make your way over to Texas, we'll have to get a cup of coffee or something!
Mary... You have out done yourself with this one. I was laughing so hard when I saw the jumpsuit, that I swear my neighbors heard me. You are so creative. Love your videos. Please never quit doing them
Just love your videos , weather it's Lynette' story, your Aldi buys or the whispering . Such a variety and choice and it's the first channel I check in to when I have some chill out time. Thanks for providing this great channel.
Thank you so much for this video, I am completely emotionally invested in Lynnette life. I did my nails while I was watching this video and it was epic!!
Game Flunkie She just seems like the type who'd be over the moon at the thought of meeting Jerry Springer...Actually, hell, I'd be tickled to meet him just for the surreal experience!
I went to this convention on the weekend and I spoke in a Southern Accent the entire time (I'm Australian) and I actually convinced most of the people that I was southern until I spoke at the podium. (I didn't tell anyone but I learned it from listening to you!)
I feel like she's just slightly crazier in prison then she normally is, guess prison does that to you... can't wait till she gets out though...love it, keep up the character!!!!!
I really love your videos so much. They really make me laugh. My best friend and I always send them to each other and have a ton of inside jokes because of your videos. Thank you so much for being lovely!
You are so awesome Mary! So many great videos in one day!!! Lynette, sweety you got to get out of there! but I feel you light up your prison with your happiness and comedy!
Bernie Cat Yep. Lynette does a lot of manicures, but in my real life, I've only had two manicures - one before my senior prom, and one that a friend of mine treated me to on my 38th birthday. 💅💅
KatelynGrace Mansplaining-(of a man) explain (something) to someone, typically a woman, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing. Manspreading-the practice whereby a man, especially one traveling on public transportation, adopts a sitting position with his legs wide apart, in such a way as to encroach on an adjacent seat or seats.
girl I live in upstate sc home of Clemson tigers where everything goes with orange! you wouldn't believe it. unfortunately I'm a Carolina Gamecock so I stand out🤤 you think you've got it bad with your outlaws I married a Yankee and can't even understand what they are saying
Man....and I was REALLY wondering WHY on earth your character got stuck in jail!! The cow made ya do it!! LOL!! Now I REALLY want to know is where in "Taranation" did you get a jail outfit? Or did ya make it? 😜😏
Hang on hang on, have I got this right. Rebecca's new husband was having an affair with his sister that turned out to be Rebecca's sister and she had married her brother !.Wow and I thought all these things that I'd heard about the Southern states of the USA ( I'm in England ) were just old wives tales :-)Anyhoo I hope someone is gonna bust Lynette out of that Jail soon, I mean poor Trish must be losing a lot of money without Lynette looking after the nail bar.
"I cut a bitch. No just kidding, I stole a cow." 😂😂😂
That adorable smile after XD
Morgan Trial ahaha loving it
Morgan Trial She wants to be bad sooo bad!
Your videos are the BEST, Mary! I've been watching your whisper videos every night to help me sleep, and they always do the trick! Thank you! 😁
Morgan Trial Thank you! 😊😊
This has made my day!! I love Lynette and how she adapts so easily to her surroundings😃😃😂
"You can't go round biting people willy nilly" 😂😂😂😂 that's officially my quote of the week! Hats off to you for managing to record videos whilst trying to move house! We are very grateful
Piper chapman who?
Bahahahah
Can we please start a merchandise line for you? I would love a shirt with Lynette's mugshot or quotes from her. So many golden moments that should be memorialized.
Miranda Ann Lynette and Harvest!!! I'd totally buy them. mostly "I cut a bitch" lol
Miranda Ann "I cut a bitch, just kidding I stole a cow" on a T-shirt omgggg
"I feel like they would have taken this into consideration when you tried to hit him with your truck..." Wtf?? I almost choked on spit Lmao.
I love how you played off that alarm going off. great improv skills
Vincent Nathaniel Oliver If my stupid downstairs neighbors would learn how to cook, I wouldn't have to do that!
You have the best sense of humor. There are people who take ASMR so seriously that you'd think it was the answer to the universe. It's of course really relaxing but, mixing it with humor makes it even better.
Im recovering from a major surgery and your videos gave me lots of smiles while I was in the hospital. Thank you for all your hard work! ❤️
We are so spoiled.
Human_ Bean_X3 Nah. I could do better.
god your so beautiful like a angel
Hi Mary! Thanks for another awesome video. I just wanted to say how much you help me get through anxiety on a day to day basis. I am a grad student in biophysics and its SUPER competitive, but if I get anxious at work or while doing an assignment I put on one of your videos in the background and it calms me down so I can focus on my work. It sounds silly, but as a country girl surrounded by academics your accent and mannerisms remind me of my family back home and really relax me. You have helped me so much, and I can't properly express how much I appreciate you and your work. Thank you so much for everything you do
Gillian Barth Same here!
Gillian Barth I'm so glad I can help! I wish you the best of luck with your studies! 💕💕
SouthernASMR Sounds thanks so much!
Lynette is my favorite character! She's better than tv lol
"That's When Big Judy Took My Top Coat"!!!! Laugh and Spit!!!!!
I've never commented on a youtube video before, but I have to contribute my affirmations for this series. Mary, you are a wonderful human.
Grace Blair Aw, thank you! 💕💕
I don't even use these to fall asleep anymore, they are just too entertaining.
"Big Judy" sounds scary!!! 😂#freelynette
You are so gotdang cool, Mary. I feel like we should be friends. If I ever make my way over to the Carolinas, or if you ever make your way over to Texas, we'll have to get a cup of coffee or something!
La Chingona I'd love to! 😊😊
"I cut a bitch." I'M DONE. 😂😂
Lynette's life is my favorite sitcom!
Omfg " I cut a bitch " 😂😂😂 I had to replay that lol
Mary... You have out done yourself with this one. I was laughing so hard when I saw the jumpsuit, that I swear my neighbors heard me. You are so creative. Love your videos. Please never quit doing them
Lynette's life is in shambles.
funny joke I have a feeling it'll turn around pretty soon. She has a wedding to get ready for, after all. 😊
funny joke haha
no other ASMR artist makes roleplays like you, hands down the best
I don't really understand how this helps me sleep but these videos are really relaxing!
Omg those acting skilllllsss!!!!
regenbogen 25 It's a wonderful escape from the madness and stress of packing and moving!
Just love your videos , weather it's Lynette' story, your Aldi buys or the whispering . Such a variety and choice and it's the first channel I check in to when I have some chill out time. Thanks for providing this great channel.
Yay!! I'm so excited you posted another video in this series. Your acting skills are amazing!! Thank you for all the work you put into these
Thank you so much for this video, I am completely emotionally invested in Lynnette life. I did my nails while I was watching this video and it was epic!!
"I know it's none of my business who you bite and don't bite" hahaha this was less ASMR, more comedy. Loved it either way
I was actually afraid to take a drink while watching this for fear that I would spray my monitor!
I don't know how you do it but any video of yours I turn on and I'm out like a light in two minutes! Thank you so much!!!
From a fellow Carolina girl: I love you and your videos! They are DELIGHTFUL!
love4theages Thank you so much! 💞💞
love4theages I'm a Carolina girl too!! We 3 need a meet up play date! LOL
Great improv for the beeping noise!
LOL this whole series kills me in the best way. YOU ARE AMAZING.
I love watching the prison videos. Your so funny and the characters just come alive in my mind.
queen lynette’s so clear about her feelings what an icon
holy lord, a Larry, Darrell, and Darrell reference 😂😂
lunabear I hadn't thought of that show in years! It was a good comparison to my gross hair, though.
I just broke my nail yesterday, I'm glad Lynette is hear to fix me up
#YASSSSSSS I LOVE THIS LIL SERIES 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 I HOPE THERE'S MORE!!!
Yassss I love your role-play videos
Glalceon Lover Thank you! 💗💗
You should do a whispered counting video.
Your counting gives me so many tingles! ☺️
I read that sign in the back and the first thing I thought about is 'sit down, be humble'
Kendrick
lol she thinks it a great time to be in prison cause jerry springer is visiting. I'm dead as fuck
Game Flunkie She just seems like the type who'd be over the moon at the thought of meeting Jerry Springer...Actually, hell, I'd be tickled to meet him just for the surreal experience!
HAHAHA "I stole a cow" THE BEST HAHAHA
If there was a lynette's book based on your series I would definetly buy it!
I love your videos, they're always so relaxing and entertaining.
She sounds like a female Bob Ross 😂😍🙌🏻
I so get the Mansplaining. I'm a comic geek and I've had so many men try to explain comics to me.
I went to this convention on the weekend and I spoke in a Southern Accent the entire time (I'm Australian) and I actually convinced most of the people that I was southern until I spoke at the podium. (I didn't tell anyone but I learned it from listening to you!)
i love that u did this!!
your channel are the best ,& you're the best ASMR whispers sounds thank you
I love Lynette so much. Definitely my favorite character
Lynette will forever be my favorite Sparkly friend, even behind bars.
I use to be a big gentle whisper fan and I still am but I think u are better u do the perfect rp anything u do relaxes me and makes me laugh
I feel like she's just slightly crazier in prison then she normally is, guess prison does that to you... can't wait till she gets out though...love it, keep up the character!!!!!
I really love your videos so much. They really make me laugh. My best friend and I always send them to each other and have a ton of inside jokes because of your videos. Thank you so much for being lovely!
You are so creative! I just love your videos!
This was the best! I am cracking up!! 😂
YOU'RE A GENIUS OMG😂
Sharing this before I even get through it!!! ROFL!!!!!
I look forward to lynettes videos so much it's ridiculous 😂
I'm laughing out loud listening to this oh my god how are you so funny!!
So much fun, Thank you
You are so awesome Mary! So many great videos in one day!!!
Lynette, sweety you got to get out of there! but I feel you light up your prison with your happiness and comedy!
A Newhart "Darryl" reference 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 another reason you're my fav
I only recently started watching you, but damn, do I love you! ❤
TheEllaDarling Thank you, and welcome!
HOW do you think of these ideas 😂
Becka Olson I want to know that as well 😂
Becka Olson I make up most of it as I go along.
I love this
oh my gosh you kill me! 😂
❤ you so much!
Do you do your own nails?
Bernie Cat Yep. Lynette does a lot of manicures, but in my real life, I've only had two manicures - one before my senior prom, and one that a friend of mine treated me to on my 38th birthday. 💅💅
SouthernASMR Sounds wow! they always look fantastic. will have to catch up on early Lynette vids. I'm late to the game. thanks for the reply.
Bernie Cat If you check out my playlists, I have one named "Lynette" that has all her adventures in it. 😎😎
This character reminds me of Judy King from oitnb
ok I want to hear the story on how she stole a cow lol
Game Flunkie She made a video, it's the one that has a thumbnail of her in a black pokemon onsie
Brookie8Cookie I'm so invested in Lynette's and Harvest's lives that I'd totally watch them everyday!
You are such a cute little lady with such a good voice!!! 💕😍
“I cut a bitch” lmfaooo
“Why am I in here? I CUT A BITCH”. If that quote isn’t me😂😂😂
Good Stuff!
Hahaha I love this!! 🤣💝
Karen Singing ASMR Me too Karen 😂. Mary cracks me up ha. This is gold ha.
Karen Singing ASMR Thank you!
reminds me of orange is the new black lol
The ad at the beginning of this was a girl with a cat LITERALLY screaming "LOOK AT MY PUSSY"
You kill me, girl 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don't know why I cant get anything done today. lol
Omg you are hilarious! 😂
Oh, maaaan, there are times where a guy is mansplaining to me and I completely feel like this lady! 😂
same
Yes, I had to tap out right there. Buzzfeed strikes again.
@bonafidequeer 10/10 username HAHA also, ive started referring to it as correctile disfunction people get pissy about that too lmao
KatelynGrace mansplaining and manspreading: two different things
KatelynGrace
Mansplaining-(of a man) explain (something) to someone, typically a woman, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.
Manspreading-the practice whereby a man, especially one traveling on public transportation, adopts a sitting position with his legs wide apart, in such a way as to encroach on an adjacent seat or seats.
My brother Daryl and my other brother Daryl....haha
What is problem with biting people. I use to bite my brother all the time.
Hahah live your videos 😂😂
Really good video
You probably won't reply though because no one replies to my comments
Cool Tech Oh ye of little faith.
"I cut a bitch. Naw, I'm just kidding, I stole a cow."
u should make a video reading a book about the white house and this my 1 time coming up here
I cut a bitch.....LOL...ya stole that damn cow. bahaha......I love your sorry lines.
my bf left a not on are toaster it said this isn't working but when I turned it on it worked perfectly fine
I've never been so early.
Lynette what were you put in prison for
Mary, I am just curious... Are you a Jerry Springer fan in reality?
I enjoyed the show back in the 90s. It was my guilty pleasure, lol
Let Lynette Free!!!!
girl I live in upstate sc home of Clemson tigers where everything goes with orange! you wouldn't believe it. unfortunately I'm a Carolina Gamecock so I stand out🤤 you think you've got it bad with your outlaws I married a Yankee and can't even understand what they are saying
Man....and I was REALLY wondering WHY on earth your character got stuck in jail!! The cow made ya do it!! LOL!! Now I REALLY want to know is where in "Taranation" did you get a jail outfit? Or did ya make it? 😜😏
Hang on hang on, have I got this right. Rebecca's new husband was having an affair with his sister that turned out to be Rebecca's sister and she had married her brother !.Wow and I thought all these things that I'd heard about the Southern states of the USA ( I'm in England ) were just old wives tales :-)Anyhoo I hope someone is gonna bust Lynette out of that Jail soon, I mean poor Trish must be losing a lot of money without Lynette looking after the nail bar.
tony68080 That stuff happens everywhere, not just in the Southern US.
Yeah I know, Mary.I was only joshing ;-)
#freelynette
Please make another bitchy cheer mom asmr . 🌹🌹💗