Peter:What did I tell you about jumping off of high levels and hitting the ground? Remember last time you did that? (Refers back to the first game where miles jumped off a bridge and was at the hospital with a broken toe) Miles:Oh right...
@@jadenoverstreet8851 lol that’s how some ppl are they love to hate get it they stayed home play the hell out of the game and then cry about things that turn them off the rap beat in the game is just a beat with orchestral strings very relaxing it’s not like it’s hard core rap but hey what do I know I’m just a black guy who speak 3 different languages and don’t think closed minded like some of these people here ...
@@shoobzy3431 If he went to a higher point than a building or say greater than the world limit of Earth he could get damaged mabye but he is still quite resistant.
Doc:how the hell did it crack like that the only person I’ve seen who would get this pain would be the new Spider-Man hol up are you Spider-Man mr marralous
The variety of animations, along with how he's swinging like he's in a comic book makes this a BIG improvement i. The swinging. It was already perfect in 2018 (if you mastered the momentum mechanics) but now it's even more
Roses are red 6:57 Ganke: Heads up, there's a donation stand getting mugged near you Spider-Man: no thanks, i would rather fall off a building and split my spine in two.
The way he jumps off of roof tops and flips to face the camera before falling into a headfirst dive is just full of the exaggerated swagger of a black teen
4:58 the Green suit didn‘t break any bones 5:55 and yellow suit did thing awesome 8:03 also this suit was really great 8:23 and final this suit was amazing style
@@waynedeacon2736 dude, if you jump off from like 100 or even more feet and land on your foot, you will break off all of it and possibly die from blood releasing from thee body so o much. Obviously, this is a game, so it doesn't happen but it will in real life.
@@stormvortex274 What? I'm just pointing out that in a superhero game kinda makes sense that fall damage ain't a thing. And how do you not know of the Arkham Trilogy? Literally those three games were pretty big the last decade, those being: Batman Arkham Asylum. Batman Arkham City. Batman Arkham Knight. A multiplatform game btw.
@@JustAreru Well it's my bad then..... whatever , but I do remember , even back 2000s , in Halo there is fall damage .... In call of duty and every others .... Then why the heck not in a game 2 decades after ? Next gen games can't forget basic physics can they ?
Mom: If Peter jumped off a building would you?
Miles: Well......
*thinker dive*
Hmmm
*Dives*
*Dies*
Miles:Yes
Peter: So you jumped from that building in all your suites?
Miles: yep
Peter: At what cost?
Miles: All my bones broken
Nice pfp , and funny coment
Peter:What did I tell you about jumping off of high levels and hitting the ground? Remember last time you did that?
(Refers back to the first game where miles jumped off a bridge and was at the hospital with a broken toe)
Miles:Oh right...
@@red5158077 funny
@@MiddyEXP Thank you
He can’t break bones btw
Miles falls completely shattering every bone in his body
Random Civilian: that just made my day🥰
😂😂
Shadow Trav lol
You deserve a subscriber
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Civilian: can you swing a web
Miles: no I am missing my whole Spinal cord
5:06 how to kill a cat tutorial
Also the whole video how to hurt spiderman
😂😂🤣
@@JKing7520 afton don’t you dare
Game: great combo!
The cat is cheater ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ
4:56 falls from a huge building, posing styles while falling and manages to somehow stand while landing-
That’s spidey-sense for ya
miles just built different 🤷🏽♂️
Wellll he has spidey sense so that gave it away
Prowler luck
1:00 that drop with the music is on point
Dang never noticed that the first time
1:58 here to tho
Thanks! I didn’t even notice!
Ur
@@ninten-hoe6455 it didn't
u should have named this video spider man breaking his spine with all suits
BZHASBAAHAHHAHHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY XD XDDDDDD
@@XxZalllinIsBallinxX_THEREAL 😐
@@xenoflowz1159 What it’s just really funny hater
@@XxZalllinIsBallinxX_THEREAL your like “BAHAHWKHFHAKHZ” like calm down kid lol
@@xenoflowz1159 if you couldn’t tell I was being sarcastic no need to put that neutral face a little salty
Actual title: Miles tries to commit suicide using all of his suits
Miles: maybe this suit will work.
“Which one is the most unlucky”
Showing off his exaggerated swagger as a black teen
I love how In the first one he just swings after breaking his whole spinal cord😂 (omg thank you guys for all this likes)
True
Healing Factor
@@Juanfer123 E
@Kairyuu Cruz tis but a scratch
@@casual_ganker9046 stole my comment💀
This is just full of the Exaggerated swagger of a black teen
Constant rap beats turned me off this game
@@OhHeBustin miles is a writer who pretty much creates rap in the game though lol
That joke just ruined my vibe
@@OhHeBustin why are you watching a video about the game then?
@@jadenoverstreet8851 lol that’s how some ppl are they love to hate get it they stayed home play the hell out of the game and then cry about things that turn them off the rap beat in the game is just a beat with orchestral strings very relaxing it’s not like it’s hard core rap but hey what do I know I’m just a black guy who speak 3 different languages and don’t think closed minded like some of these people here ...
Miles: Wears the bodega suit*
This guy: You know what, Back first, Cat broken.
Timestamp pls
@@snigdhasingh5682 Iforgotman
@@DigitallyDeads I found it. Its ok 😉
@@snigdhasingh5682 5:07
spider cat is op
6:38
Miles : breaks his back
Random stranger : Thanks for being the friendly neighborhood spiderman
lol
😜😜⚡😜⚡😜⚡🚇⚡
_falls hundreds of feet from the sky and crashes on his back_
"oh hey you're that new spider-man"
Most importantly the cat was is his backpack
rip
@@mich1097 it’s alright it’s got 8 more lives
True
Timestamp is 5:22
Can we just talk about how hard Miles hit the ground every time he jumped yet still manages to just do it again.
It's because spiderman has super strength and fall damage resistance (like a cat for example)
@@ob1934 "resistance" it's practically immunity to fall damage lol.
@@shoobzy3431 If he went to a higher point than a building or say greater than the world limit of Earth he could get damaged mabye but he is still quite resistant.
“ I dived in a pool “
Well he did take a massive blow in the end and fell higher then that building so I'm not surprised
Miles: *break entire skeletal system after jumping of a skyscraper*
Game: “Great Combo x9”
Best combo : X60
It's says 9xp🤣🤣
@@core_da2 ik but the best combo was x60
@@alexyawon I was talking to @drewmoefoe but x60 was great not going to lie😂
@@core_da2 YEs
Miles: has a convo with Peter.
Also miles: attempts to commit suicide.
Miles: what’s the point of having 2 spider men if they don’t coordinate work schedules
Also miles: proceeds to break his entire spine.
@@nachobomb8131 to be at different places at once maybe?
Miles: *About to hit the ground*
Also Miles: "Give me a second I've almost finished the final level"
The way he fell on his back with the bodega cat suit means he probably killed the cat
Ikr
But didn’t 👀
@@reeceyyeceer9380 cat dead as hell
Hands the cat to the bodega owner
he just has the corps of a cat in a back pack now
Civilian: where does your web comes from?
ADULT MILES: you want to find out...
My god...
Jesus...
Guabaman
I’m confused
Let the likes be 69
Ganke: "Bad news, someones trying to steal from a feast truck
Miles: Dont know dont care now im gonna go jump off this building a few more times ok
with different clothes lmaooooo
He crushed the cat on the floor
1:22 my name is Miles morales and I'm one and only Spiderman I'm pretty sure you know the rest
The rest of him is falling on the water
I've broke my back fell in the water did the same thing over and over again
@@shadowboi6920 but no matter what I always get back up
I fell off a build ing in tons of suits, including one with a cat in my backpack, killing the cat.
5:23 the cat is stronger than i thought
😂😂
😂🤣
Spider-Man*
I never thought miles was like this. Everyone is always like “where’s Spider-Man”. Never “how’s Spider-Man”😣😖
Pilot Twist: Miles is actually trying to die with style but his powers don't let him.
Man, I still can't get over how cool the game looks
ikrrrr
it does really
Wheres Mario judah
Including him *BREAKIING ALL OF HIS BONES*
Nite td and I can’t get over how cool ur pf pic looks
No one:
Miles: *falls and breaks every bone in his body*
Also Miles: Imma do it again.
0:06
Spider man climbing the building
The bg voice : *HehEhHehEhHehHehE*
"thats all it is miles, a leap of faith"
Just imagine people inside that building, watching him go up and fall down over and over but in different outfit.
Miles: jumps off a building and breaks his spine
The game: AMAZING COMBO!
Nmjji
Miles: Jumps off a building and breaks all his bones
Miles: tis but a scratch
Hey doc, I’ve been having the worst back pain...
Doc:how the hell did it crack like that the only person I’ve seen who would get this pain would be the new Spider-Man hol up are you Spider-Man mr marralous
Pppbft! Ha like I could survive the falls that new Spider-Man endures
Peter Parker music: **Choirs and fanfares**
Miles Morales music: **Hip-hop and fanfare**
2:00 texting while driving (or swinging) is dangerous
don't text n swing🕷️😁
gr8 one
4:23 Miles: Can do. Later, Pete. Now I'm busy breaking my bones😂
True
The variety of animations, along with how he's swinging like he's in a comic book makes this a BIG improvement i. The swinging. It was already perfect in 2018 (if you mastered the momentum mechanics) but now it's even more
7:09......."ITS SPIDER MAN......YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
0:40 *Man thats DeadPool right there*
Glad I'm not the only one who thought of deadpool while looking at the costume
yeah, but also it's because he landed straight with no pain reaction or died
Roses are red
6:57 Ganke: Heads up, there's a donation stand getting mugged near you
Spider-Man: no thanks, i would rather fall off a building and split my spine in two.
The way he leaps off of buildings and flips backwards is just full of the exaggerated swagger of a black teen
I don't think bane can even break his back to miles
I love how he just walks away after breaking his entire spinal cord on a car 😂
Everyone:*talking about how spiderman tries to commit die*
Me:*wondering how the cat survived the fall*
Ikr
5:21 poor kitty(spiderman) in the backpack.😅
Well at least it cushions Spiderman‘s fall
@@CaIebRiggs isn’t that what everyone uses cats for
Yeah true
Video: awesome showcase of all the suits in the game
Comments: hE bRoKe hiS bAcK oMg
Radio : An assault is happening near you
Miles : okay *continuously climbing up and falling down a tower in style*
Miles in movies : afraid to take the leap of faith
Miles in games: Just landed on my back, no problem at all
That's so true
The way he jumps off of roof tops and flips to face the camera before falling into a headfirst dive is just full of the exaggerated swagger of a black teen
Miles: I'm back! I'm back!
*falls to the ground*
Miles: My back! My back!
4:34 Miles like: Peter's such a good guy, now, let's foc-
if peter taught miles to swing on this building he wouldve KILLED HIM
1:19 swagger moment right ther and the music gos good with the falling to
7:10 "SPIDER-MAN, YEAAH!"
at 5:24 that cat just got crushed. poor guy must have been so scared
It's a bird
It's a plane
No it's just miles playing around tryna kill himself
It’s a bird
It’s a plane
It’s a Spider-Man committing suicide!
Love how dude just swings casually after literally blowing out his entire rib cage😂
Miles: jumping
Ganke: bAd NeWs
0:55
“Where do your webs come from ?”
“Well thats a secret but i can show it to you 😉”
5:40 Miles after he fell in the DLC:
The man who typed the first essay in the air completely
5:09 what did he just swing on?🤣🤣🤣
I guess he just got a new power or something
Its like he hit the moon with it hahahaha
Uh oh,It’s The Amazing Spider-Man mobile game all over again
the fact that he breaks his bones in all landings, just messes up all the fun
4:58 the Green suit didn‘t break any bones
5:55 and yellow suit did thing awesome
8:03 also this suit was really great
8:23 and final this suit was amazing style
alt title :miles breaking his spine for 8:40 minutes
“The exaggerated swagger of a black teen”😂
Alternative Title: Spider-Man Miles Morales breaking his back and spinal cord brutally again and again for 8 minutes 40 seconds straight 😝
4:58 I broke all bones in my legs instead.
Nah if he lands on his legs his perfectly fine
@@waynedeacon2736 dude, if you jump off from like 100 or even more feet and land on your foot, you will break off all of it and possibly die from blood releasing from thee body so o much. Obviously, this is a game, so it doesn't happen but it will in real life.
@@Alexander-en2nt he has the abilities of a spider
I love how does he waits for Pete to end call before continuing without cutting it out of the video. That was cute.
3:04 press F for the phone
The way he looks at the camera as he falls into a head first dive into the concrete is just full of the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.
4:58. Wow can we all do that
Love the music always matching what we do
Bruh how his phone not broke after doing that 😂
He got an Android
Cuz he got that armored phone
Don't over think game logic
He has a Nokia
“The way he leaps off of rooftops and goes into a headfirst dive is just full of the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.”
“Pete? Did you get plastic surgery?”
And he doesn't even suffer from a scratch ..... Wow great physics SONY ..... Keep it up ✌️
I mean, Batman doesn't take fall damage either in the Arkham series.
@@JustAreru I didn't know it even existed until lately....so did a lot of them .... It's not that famous
@@stormvortex274 What? I'm just pointing out that in a superhero game kinda makes sense that fall damage ain't a thing. And how do you not know of the Arkham Trilogy? Literally those three games were pretty big the last decade, those being:
Batman Arkham Asylum.
Batman Arkham City.
Batman Arkham Knight.
A multiplatform game btw.
@@JustAreru
Well it's my bad then..... whatever , but I do remember , even back 2000s , in Halo there is fall damage .... In call of duty and every others .... Then why the heck not in a game 2 decades after ? Next gen games can't forget basic physics can they ?
@@stormvortex274 dumbass it’s not that they can’t implement fall damage it’s that they don’t want to
2:23 that hurts
Imagine just walking in a sidewalk chilling and you see Spider-Man break his whole spine infront of you then get up and walk away😂
I would be like what the hell
0:40
Miles: *Just get his head demolished by falling from a skyscraper*
People: - That just made my day! - New profile pic!
Miles: "Hey, Pete.. My cat's kinda broken... Along with all of my bones."
Ganke: hey miles there is a crime going on a-
Miles: yeah yeah just let jump off this building first
New title: miles try’s to break his spinal cord for 8 mins
damn its just the way he jumps off with the swagger of a black teen
Miles: *Break his Back*
"My Back...Ooh mY baCK!!"
Miles said,“if I’m gonna die I’m gonna do it in ✨style✨” 🤩
5:22 fell down and absolutely destroyed the cat like he doesn't care lmao
Miles:breaks arms,legs,neck and back.
Also miles:oh no!,anyway-
1:01 I like how the beat drops when he falls
Brakes spine that just made my day 😂😂😂🤣🤣
Peter: Find that wrench, will ya?
Miles: Can do, later Pete.
*proceeds to jump off building and break his spine*
He did that so he didnt have to find the wrench
0:34 my dream right before I crash into a random civillian. And wake up
The purple and green suit made him perfectly fine
Exaggerated swagger of a black teen
5:20 falls, rolls around and knocks some guy over civilian: oh hey, your that new Spider-Man smh
Lmao the second jump he lands on a car and it says great combo 😂
Random Civilian:Spider-man
Miles:ima swing back up and jump
Miles:wooooooo
No one
Not even baby zone
The random lady: Where do your webs come from?
6:53 *A Man Trying to High Five.*
Him: *Not Now Until I Break All My Bones*
I remember when that happened for the first time I assumed he would roll out of it like Peter does but when he hit the ground I burst out laughing
Miles: diving into asphalt
Game: great combo