The only time poop should be on a poop trowel is if you accidently dig up an existing cathole. If you miss the target, use a stick to shuffle the package into the hole. Stay out of the wilderness areas and on well traveled/well marked trails and navigational aids are not needed. I on the other hand, like to bushwhack. Fresh water? A little gardia is a great weight loss plan. (LOL, JK) 1st aid kit? Pine pitch can double as an antiseptic and pitch & birch bark can be a bandaid. Shoes? God didn't design us with shoes. (ok, I hike in barefoot shoes, but will often go sans shoes around camp) Plans? I'll be in such and such area - not sure the exact trails. Clothes? Well nudity isn't permitted in the WMNF, so the essentials do need to be covered. Maybe a loin cloth or a kilt. Backpack? You can roll everything up into a tarp like a bushcrafter. Haven't used a tent in a couple of years. Usually a hammock. I did bring a tent on one trip, but ended up cowboy camping. No food? The WMNF streams are filled with easily caught wild brookies and there's lots of indian cucumbers and other wild edibles in NH. I honestly thought the crotchpot was an April fools joke when I first saw it.
And if you don't need the map, then you don't even need to learn how to use those maps!!! 🤣 But seriously, just having the map isn't enough - learn how to read and understand the map, too.
I definitely DON'T need to like, comment and subscribe. Because I already did silly!
Thumbs up for the satire. Refreshing approach to backpacking videos😄
Thank you!
LOL. 😂 As an PT outdoor educator, this is gold. And honestly, the amount of people who believe some of that. I'm not kidding.
It is pretty incredible! Thanks for watching.
I see what's going on here.
Grandma Gatewood did not use a bunch of this stuff
She had 11 children. As far as I’m concerned, she is above the law, like Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men.
The only time poop should be on a poop trowel is if you accidently dig up an existing cathole. If you miss the target, use a stick to shuffle the package into the hole.
Stay out of the wilderness areas and on well traveled/well marked trails and navigational aids are not needed. I on the other hand, like to bushwhack.
Fresh water? A little gardia is a great weight loss plan. (LOL, JK)
1st aid kit? Pine pitch can double as an antiseptic and pitch & birch bark can be a bandaid.
Shoes? God didn't design us with shoes. (ok, I hike in barefoot shoes, but will often go sans shoes around camp)
Plans? I'll be in such and such area - not sure the exact trails.
Clothes? Well nudity isn't permitted in the WMNF, so the essentials do need to be covered. Maybe a loin cloth or a kilt.
Backpack? You can roll everything up into a tarp like a bushcrafter.
Haven't used a tent in a couple of years. Usually a hammock. I did bring a tent on one trip, but ended up cowboy camping.
No food? The WMNF streams are filled with easily caught wild brookies and there's lots of indian cucumbers and other wild edibles in NH. I honestly thought the crotchpot was an April fools joke when I first saw it.
See! Perfect.
Lol this took a turn
I'm not a nErD who needs water or shoes 💅
I feel seen.
And if you don't need the map, then you don't even need to learn how to use those maps!!! 🤣
But seriously, just having the map isn't enough - learn how to read and understand the map, too.
Don’t need a compass! Don’t need to understand topographical maps! Certainly don’t need to understand bearings. Just wander aimlessly.