Not Being Disgusting 101
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"how not to be disgusting 101"
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Feels bad man
This is an attack on my hobo aesthetic.
In the morning if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1,000 now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleansing lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then, I apply a herb-mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older; then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
Then you return some video tapes
Geeze, I'm tryting NOT to feel overwhelmed here.
Best damn advice I've ever heard.
Thank you, Burger San
As a woman who regularly visits game shops and cons, thank you for this public service announcement.
Although this is pretty much health class 101, it really does bear repeating for some people. Also, thank you for framing it through the lens of self-respect first and foremost. That's what it really comes down to, how you treat yourself is the first guideline people have on how to treat you.
Dr. Nerdlove goes more in-depth on this subject in his channel and blog, but his stuff is more focused on dating. Still worth a look if anyone is curious.
Plus basically taking care of yourself only so you can appeal to another person is pretty toxic. Being your best self only because of another human being puts immense pressure on them and will basically ruin any relationship.
Here's the List:
- Fix your posture.
- Full shower every day, including hair.
- Brush your teeth twice a day with toothpaste.
- Get a haircut.
- Shave and/or take care of your beard once a week.
- Do some manscaping.
- Use deodorant.
- Change your underwear daily.
- Change your clothes frequently.
- Also thanks to Sandro: Cut and clean your nails. Forgot about that one.
Also for the record the guy who fucks more than your jock archenemy is comedian Stavros Halkias.
the sound is kinda muffled:)
TheBurgerkrieg jordon Peterson eat your heart out.
And cut your fucking nails
Great, now how does that make me grow above 5'5 ?
@@garak55 its not that small
I didn’t know there were people that actually thought putting on deodorant is gay lmao
They're more common than you might think.
Yeah, Im not surprised but Ive never heard about it before. Better gay than smelly IMO.
a lot of guys at my school think shaving anything besides their beard is gay
The hair and the jumper said "NERD!!!" so loudly I completely overlooked the bookshelf.
tl;dr; "german eye for the nerd guy"
i ear a posture corrector at work, while sleeping, and while gaming. my posture stays when i take it off. at work its great because it keeps me from getting upper back pain
For a cartoon character I look pretty good, it's just that I have debilitating social anxiety.
Yeah same here
This video should be called "Living On Your Own 101"
i look like a very tall dwarf, so much so that i am the picture of "this is a dwarf" in my larp rule book.
*Throws holy water* "Out, out, spirit of Jordan Peterson, return to the realm of tortured ontology that birthed ye!"
WizardJim It’s like the few good parts, but without all of the Peterson baggage attached to it.
Gooo clean your roooooom
-a spoopy voice
@@yakurbe7039 I like how the whole internet decided to start using "spoopy" after that best of the worst episode.
"Go clean your got damn room cunt" -Bordan Yeetorson
OK, here's my 2 cents:
When showering, you really have to focus on the area of you armpits, crotch and feet, those are the smelly disgusting parts you have to really wash. The rest of your skin you can not to wash with soap every day, I personally get an irritation from doing that and it itches in random places. Of course, depends on your activity, if you've been sweating all day, get that soap and give yourself a proper wash.
I shave my head since I'm going bald quite rapidly. Or rather, I used to. Shaving with a razor gives me just too my irritation on my face and my head. If that's the case for you, get one of those clipper machines and experiment with length. I shave my head with a a machine on minimal length and my face on 4 millimeters or so, and I shave my neck with a razor once in a few days to keep it looking tidy. Saves time, gives you a decent look. your skin will thank you.
Also, SHAVE YOUR FUCKING ARMPITS. And your butthole, optionally. Hair in those areas accumulates all the foul smell and you won't be able to get rid of it unless you shave. And shaving butthole is not gay, it just means you will be able to wipe your ass and not just rub your shit into your butthair.
Under rated comment, have already been shaving ass hole just because it sounds better to have a smooth asshole than a crusty one
When I do that, both my ass and my armpits itch for days.
extra kinda-tip: Jeans can be worn 4 to 5 times before having to wash them depending on how much you sweat. So don't stress out too much if you run out of freshly clean jeans.
“It’s not gay, but honestly we could all do with being a little more gay!”
I’m dead...
Holy shit, thanks for that print protection tip! I have a lotta print shirts, and they always seem to fade after a month.
I may actually wear print shirts now. I really want one that says "This is what a t-shirt looks like" to satirise those kind of t shirts.
I was basically an incel when I was in high school, and now at 29 I've had partners in the triple digits.
A lot of what Burgerkreig says in this video contributed to my improvement.
I personally dont cut my hair, but it's quite beautiful long so it works for me.
There is also an aspect of attitude, but that bit is much harder to explain.
You need to stay cool, calm, and collected. You need to maintain your chill even when you have your feelings hurt, and play it off like you dont give a fuck. Dont be a joke, but use humor to show that you are permachill. Be fun to be around, and show confidence. If you arent confident, fake it but dont go too far or you seem arrogant. Dont pretend to be perfect, wear your flaws on your sleeve but demonstrate a drive for self improvement. If you can follow those guidelines and learn to love yourself then you will have no problem finding partners.
Clean your damn room. Burgerkrieg edition.
You’d think this wouldn’t be needed... but holy fuck it’s like some people out there have lived in an echo chamber their entire lives refusing to take care of themselves and blaming their lack of luck on the world.
"if you have bad teeth" Like 7 pulled out, 2 replaced and 3 on their way to the teeth graveyard at 23 y old ? Yeah ...
I'm fucked.
Legitemaly nice is like saying we don't live in a society.
And yet we do
As an extra piece of advice: for anyone who has long hair or a beard, you need to regularly apply oil to it. If your hair is more than a couple inches long and your beard is more than an inch, the oils from your skin aren't reaching the ends of your hairs and they'll dry out and get frizzy. You don't need much, a drop the size of a penny or 2 euro cent coin on the palm of your hand spread into your hair every couple of days, with a larger one about as much as a quarter or 1 euro coin once a week or if it starts feeling dried out. It'll make it softer, easier to manage, and it'll smell nice too.
The ad was amazing, I was watching pewdiepie on incognito mode. This channel is amazing
I was watching Pewdiepie too
i feel like im listening to burger through a door
Problem is the mentality of those dirty greaseballs is that the effort won't have a payoff because they have no self-esteem. I used to be one.
Routine itself in particular should be good advice for people so lost in their weak self-esteem that they do nothing with any regularity.
Ironic, I got dumped on my birthday (March 28th) because I was a bit of a whiny cunt which I attributed to my lack of self confidence, and my wanting her to always be around ironically caused her to never be around. So I've recently started doing everything in this video and more on my own volition and after only a week I can confirm I feel more comfortable in my own skin. Also, if you work out, regardless of how weak or small your muscles actually are, you'll notice them in the mirror and it helps to motivate you to continue going.
This kinda reminds me of this guy who had a crush on me in high school. We hung out in the punk/goth social circles and as a way to win me over he like got a makeover with the help of a relative but the clothes where like normie clothes. Like kakhis and hawaiian shirts and it made me so sad because I liked his black clothes way better. IDK I was kind of an emotionally unavailable piece of shit until i was like 25 so he was probably way better off not dating me anyway. Some times the reason a girl doesn't want to date you is because she has her own issues. Its always way better to be yourself, just a cleaner more chill version? I wish this video included some psychological hygiene stuff as well, but I get why it didn't.
Love your videos
Girl here! This actually really helped, thank u!!!! ^-^
A note on wearing black.
Always keep in mind that black as a base makes brighter colours shine with a higher contrast, so it's perfect for bright prints!
I literally watch TH-cam while I bathe, had no idea what this was, and the whole video I felt like shouting, "LITERALLY ALREADY DOING THAT! RIGHT NOW! GET OFF MY ASS!"
I have to show this to my son. He has super long hair, but he is very tender headed, and being 16 is very oily. I have a terrible time getting him to wash!! No matter what ANYONE has ever said to him, he developed some servere aversion to being nothered to shower regularly. Its a little better since he discovered one girl in particular, and AXE products, but he could stand to shower more. At least slick his waist length hair into a pony tail! Nope, as long as he doesnt have to go to school or something, he will not wash or brush it. So I am going to show this video to him and see what he has to say about it. No member of the family or doctor has been able to reach him on this consistently, so maybe you can help me. Thanks!
Holy shit, finally a guide for these people to follow. This is going to help some many people!
I can appreciate not being dirty and smelly, but confidence is such a nauseating word.
Advice by Burger on getting a haircut? That's ... unexpected!
Work out like three times a week. Sweet baby jesus you will feel so much better. And dont work out too much on something you dont like.
idk why im worrying about this sort of stuff if im even not legal yet, i dont think i should be having all this issues at such a young age :/
@ large bois posture improvement actually makes you look better right off the bat. Trying to not let the moobs jiggle actually leaves you worse off. Chest out, shoulders back, spine straight. Makes you look thinner and that little bit can help you actually be thinner down the line when you have the extra confidence to keep everything else up
Still a big dude, 60-70 pounds lighter than when I made this comment. Keep it up.
would love to not see any of your ads ever again tysm x
No, I come to the conclusion that somehow you had the money to buy all that stuff. My question would therefore naturally be: Were the hell did you get all that money from???
I feel personally attacked.
In addition:
1. If you file your nails after cutting them, you won't scrape on bedsheets in the evening.
2. Using an orange stick to remove dirt from under your nails keeps you looking cleaner and stops fungus growth.
3. I found that bushy hair on the body collects sweat which even a hard scrub couldn't remove. I personally just got rid of all of mine but shampoo could help solve this.
4. Put some toilet paper on your finger and give it a twist in your ears to remove all the wax.
5. Pluck those nose hairs to avoid looking like you've got a toilet brush lodged up each nostril.
6. Blow your nose in the morning. Clear it out right out. Pick if you must but wash your hands afterwards. (tissue on the end of finger is good too.)
7. Maintain, clean or replace dirty equipment.(Oil those blades.)
BONUS: Meditate (It'll give you the patience to do all of this and you'll cut yourself fewer times with a razor if you take it slow.) Just start by taking ten slow deep breaths. You'll feel the difference.
You forgot the fact that you actually have to clean what's under your foreskin
As a solid 8 I can confirm the quality of this advice.
Saw a bunch of photos of nerdy guys loosing a tiny bit of weight and getting a hair cut and damn they suddenly look hot, hygiene goes a long way
Its easy for a chad like you to preach on us
I think that it isn't. First: u have to win generic lottery. Then, u have to do things that r talked about in this video. Then, you have to have camera and internet. Also, you have to live in a society. Also, recording isn't too easy
@@principleshipcoleoid8095 Recording is easy. Recording in decent quality, however, is a venture. I know guys with 4k cameras that still look like they used the selfie cam on an old Samsung phone.
@@jorionedwards thanks. That was I wanted to say.
Three years late but chad? Really? He is not genetically gifted c'mon. What he has is camera charisma and its completely learnable skill. Also take a look at the thumbnail, both of the guys are just as genetically fucked but the guy on the left elevates himself to an approachable person through simple things like personal grooming and proper clothes. Now social skills are a hard grind but completely learnable as i have done myself. Its very uncomfortable at start but starts rolling on its own weight after a while.
One HUGE thing you forgot to mention is to WASH YOUR BEDDING AND PILLOWS AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK.
Seriously, all your grease and sweat collects in and on the pillows/blankets, especially if you don't shower before bed and it can and will give you all sorts of acne and stains.
Damn where are you getting the money to afford to do so more than every two weeks?
I shave my armpits cause it honestly stinks way less. Hair soaks up them smelly bois and then being gome helps so much!!!!!
This is going to change everything.
Speaking of nerds...
Where can I find your books/audiobooks?
Since there were tips for brushing your teeth, DON'T FORGET TO FLOSS REGULARLY, TOO! The amount of shit that gets stuck between your teeth, where your brush can't really touch, is disgusting, and can also contribute to breath of death. Also, you'll have a bigger chance of avoiding teeth issues when you get older.
[Posture affects self confidence.]
Basically, the virgin versus chad meme is true.
Ironically.
I wish I'd had your fashion advice when I was in highschool
Bit late to comment (also not a dude) but if you're in the UK and want to count calories I've found the app "nutracheck" is super helpful as it has most foods available in the UKs calories and nutrition info on them, as well as the amount of calories you approximately loose per workout. It's especially good if you're a bit obsessed with statistic like me
I can't smell. Like, at all. I can run around a pile of shit and not feel a thing.
It's complicated on the medical side, and I'm working on it(not really), but in the meantime, how do I get rid of paranoia of me smelling bad?
Shower every day and use a bit of deodorant, that should make it. Most people are not good at smelling their own smells.
@@TheBurgerkrieg O wait, you're small af! For some reason I thought you had like 200k subs.
It's always cool to comment on smaller youtubers, you can actually talk to them. Thanks a lot, and best wishes to you!
Came here from “some people do not deserve respect” video and dear god your funny
Saw the alert in this video and realized i needed to shower before i watched the video. sometimes life gets so complicated and stressful you forget to human
I am what in Jungian terms is an introverted intuitive.
What this means is that my imagination is something very tangible and accessible to me, but practical affairs and general awareness of my physical surroundings is poor.
As a result of this, and didn't actually feel myself to have a body until I started drawing human figures. Because of how my brain is wired up, I had to figure out the totally obvious by this arduous and circuitous path.
Similarly, I have only recently discovered that I have a nationality, which only occurred by process of imagining myself as having various other nationalities and finding that there was one in particular that they all kept implicitly referring back to.
All other things being equal, this is probably what your typical nerd suffers from: they don't know that the way they fail to take care of themselves physically repulses other people because they are only superficially aware of their own physical state.
A nerd of such a temperament will know that he is perhaps he is dirty and overweight and that changing these things might help him, but somehow the connection won't be made and he will remain the same.
Sure I always "knew" that I had a body -- how could I possibly have failed to notice? But the sense in which I "know" that I have a body now is incomparable to the sense in which I knew before; it's more complete, distinct, real. Before it was vague and dim. I couldn't see the body because there was no spirituality in it for me. Now that I know that the body can be sacred, I have develop a kind of psychological total-internal-reflection Rube Goldberg machine that allows me to replicate some semblance of the functions that most people have as a matter of course.
Going the other way, some people find imagination incomprehensible despite being able to describe in vivid and creative terms how frustrating it is that they seem to have so little creativity.
It cannot be underestimated how counterintuitively human perception and psychology can fail or be disrupted. It is still a miracle that it works at all, but we are blind to it's shortcoming because they make such little rational sense.
thank you burger
Stav in the thumbnail... Heeeeell yeah.
What if I already do all this things and still am lonely
well screw you keep doing it and be fine with it never paying off.
At least you seem good
Lose the gas mask. That might freak the chicks out.
Just a heads up to you guys that may work in environments where getting grease on your face is a factor, Sand scrubs, are great for getting that crap off.
you had me up until toiletseat down. thats where i draw the line and demand equality.
24 neckbeards were upset by this
My coworker doesnt brush his teeth, shower, or shave.
But what if I'm 5'5'' ? does grooming my beard make me taller in any way?
Working out helps a lot. I'm 5'5 too so I've been there. Of course I get rejected by some women for being short, but having a strong body, a friendly and confident attitude and well kept hair and beard has helped lots. I'm polyam and now at 25, have two beautiful, smart, lovely girlfriends, both taller than me. You got this, mate!
On a side note I fucking love you jacket where did you buy it?
I lose 20lb from not having bread for a month, it was not worth it :c
On the subject of shaving implements. I have a beard; my implement of choice for removing errant hairs is a pair of tweezers. Existence is pain, embrace it.
Hey burger, do you have any advice for posture? I've gotten my act together but I just can seem to fix my posture, it's not horrible but it needs improvement
Some bloody good advice there bk. I have the terrible infliction of being a moderately beautiful cunt.. but my hair started falling out when I was 21 so now I just shave the whole lot off. Jason Statham it the fuck up, one might say lol. I'm 38 now and get annoyed when folk bitch about people my age wearing base ball hats and logo'd t shirts/hoodies.. which is my normal attire lol. I do go more formal when the situation requires it of course but I take issue with this notion that we should all start dressing like our parents by the time we are thirty. I'll be rocking a new era 5950 when I'm an old man, polishing my custom cars lol. Bless dude have a lovely evening sir xx
Basic hygiene with krieg
I came from your ad on your channel on your video
Lmao idk why I'm taking notes right now.
I came from one of your ads now buzz off and leave me alone i subbed
Oi, how do I landscape the balls themselves? I can clean rather well, but unfortunately the boys are too squishy for an actual decent and symmetrical cleaning
Or for real watch alpha m’s tutorial on this subject
Okay I subscribed. Will the ads stop now?
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A try 👊😔
Question, is it weird for guys to shave their entire bodies? I'm a fucking neanderthal and generally grow hair everywhere at an annoyingly fast pace. I keep it shaved because honestly that shit is itchy and annoying and I don't like it, but is that out of the ordinary? I'm just curious, no matter what anyone says I'm going to keep doing it, but i'd still like to at least know.
Damn he has an old Drunken Peasants shirt
I can't be arsed with shaving.
Some girls like that
@@elleelle5847 What even if I look like Rasputin.
Thanks for teaching me how to be better at this adult shit
I juist want to say, if you buy ads so people come to your channel. Then you should react to comments/heart some
1. no
2. I almost always do
Oof. A double attack from friendlyjordies and burger!
So youtube...you just happened to randomly recommend me this....
How did you go about researching for this?
Burger, have got ever considered product for your hair? Even just for your videos, it could be a good look.
Bruh I saw you in an ad
We all did... we all did... :/
Not being gross is preddy damn easy, theres really no excuse.
2 times a day isnot enough brushing your teeth, if you have 3 meals a day like most people do than you should brush 3 times
1:42 women do care less about looks and care quite a bit about personality but that does not mean what you think it means. Women are not attracted to niceness, there not averse to it either but they are not aroused by it. The main thing women are attracted to is dominance, both physically, mentally and socially. In terms of personality the main things women find attractive in regards to it are traits such as confidence, intelligence, mental fortitude/resilience, responsibility, competence, etc.
Women also are big on physical traits but again not in the way you think of it, though women do not want a man that’s repulsive they really don’t care much about traits such as physical handsomeness, once again the main physical traits there attracted to are ones that indicate dominance. Women are quite obsessed with height and moderate levels of muscularity and masculine facial features. I want to emphasize in term of muscles you don’t need to be what most consider muscular, you don’t even need anything close to a light six pack, you just have to not be a complete scrawny twig, an average guy is completely within the standard of what women will take in terms of muscularity.
Women also care about social dominance to, they like men that are in powerful positions, they like men who have accomplish great feats, they like men who have money, etc. Also when it comes to money not all women who go after rich guys, like them because they want the benefits of money and are gold diggers, quit a few women are really attracted to the dominance and power men have when they have lots of money, not primarily because they will drown them in luxury.
Well then whats your advice for men not in powerful positions, AKA the majority of men?
@@noway8259 why does he have to have advice for them? what they want is impossible. they need to learn to live alone, or kill themselves.
@@joshridinger3407 You need therapy or maybe just a mirror.
I hope ya'll are aware, on some level at least, that this is utter bullshit
Deodorant, more like "I like to motorboat a ballsack" lmao
1:48 but not on a dating ups.
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Mama Burger knows best :)
This is like an anti-incel video.
What ware you doing in satans ads
Wait, I knew you wrote, but I can hear your glorious voice read your own writings to me?
My teach are like super close to falling out lol