How to win an argument Step 1: Have Anime Girl Photo Step 2: Wait until someone start a argument,or you start a argument Step 3: Make it longer using facts and logic (Or some shit lmao) Step 4: Use the trick on video (Not tricky lol)
@@TropicsWithAnX Oh shit- Sorry dude, I didn't realize it was you that made the video lol- (By this, I mean I didn't know you were Tropix cause for some reason, I didn't see the YT Username- XD)
Brooke: "If you agree that everyone was Kung fu fighting then I'll date you" Tropix: *Agrees with brooke* Me: Simp + wrong + L + I will yeet a toaster at yo face + you fell off Tropix: Can we date now? Brooke:No lol Me:I knew it + L + cry about it
I firmly believe that everybody, in fact, COULD have been kung fu fighting. And on top of that, those cats absolutely may have been fast as lightning! Allow me to explain. 1. He gives no specific time frame. He just says that everybody WAS kung fu fighting. This means it could have taken place any time between the invention of kung fu, thought to be around the 5th or 6th century, and moments before he began writing the song. The moment may have simply been lost to history. 2. It is true that no available source records any instance of a human moving faster than lightning. There is a perfectly reasonable explanation for this: Nobody could have possibly had time to measure anyone else's speed, or their own, because, at the time, *everybody was kung fu fighting.* In addition, the time at which everyone was kung fu fighting is still ambiguous, meaning that even if someone COULD have stopped to measure the speed of those cats (they could not have), the proper measuring equipment may not have even existed yet. Ergo, you cannot prove that those cats were not fast as lightning at the time of the kung fu fighting. 3. To claim that someone who is asleep cannot kung fu fight is simply disingenuous. It is true, but they could simply have woken up. 4. You are correct that many animals are not anatomically capable of kung fu fighting. However, I put forward that "everybody" is not generally inclusive of those beyond human beings, and would exclude animals in this context. 5. On the topic of old people and babies, I believe you have missed an important detail. The song claims only that "everybody was kung fu fighting," not that everybody was doing it WELL. They could easily have been kung fu fighting POORLY. 6. Your conclusion is flawed: You state, and I quote, that "everyone was NOT kung fu fighting, nor was it as fast as lightning." You cannot prove that EVERYONE was not kung fu fighting: someone, somewhere, could have been, even if not everyone was. And we have already discussed the reasons that the speed of the combatants could not be verified. Revise your position in light of the facts. To conclude, *I contend that everybody absolutely could have been kung fu fighting, and fast as lightning.*
tropix was right as someone in the world, at least one person, didi not know kung fu and therefor could not have been kung fu fighting (or correctly if they were trying to.)
“Everybody was in fact Kung-Fu Fighting” Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream! AAAAAAAAAAAAA There’s squirrels in my pants! That girl’s got some *serious* squirrels in her pants! There’s squirrels in my pants! Tell me whats makin’ you jump like that.. S-I-M-P, squirrels in my paints Ain’t got no chickens ain’t got no rats S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants S to the I to the M to the P and maybe you can be movin’ like me Step right over and watch me put it doown Squirrels! Squirrels! Step right over and watch me put it S to the I to the M to the P Who you got back home waterin’ your plants? S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants How can I qualify for government grants? S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants Ohh, hypnotize me put me in a trance S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants Got an Aunt Florence livin’ in france She can’t see the- Squirrels in my pants! Step right over and watch me put it down Squirrels! Squirrels! Step right over and watch me put it S to the I to the M to the P Wow, she had actual squirrels in her pants.. We just got served.
I love toasters
Same
i love you
oh my, Ian not in the comments!
Based
Toasters are a good addition to bath tubs!
POV: Tropix has a Mental Breakdown on if people were Kung Fu Fighting or not.
And if it was as fast as lightning or not.
That's not how pov works
*tips fedora*
no *untips your fedora*
The simp in him was too strong .
metaphors: exist
tropix: I will choose to ignore that
wait, how do you choose to ignore it? it's not real so you can't ignore it
(cough)
Can someone unlike this so that i can like the comment? I dont wanna mess up the 69
@@Just_another_Taiream_fan dont even try
@@Just_another_Taiream_fan LET THEM DO WHAT THEY WANT, ARE YOU RACIST OR SOMETHING???
(This is a joke btw since I know multiple aren’t gonna get it)
@@lederp7151 ikr
For a moment I thought this had a good ending lol.
This is how you anger Tropix people, take notes.
But everyone simply can’t go Kung fu fighting-
yeah, also I am a sloth so I couldn't
@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa I cant do it too because i am a skill issue
Too lazy to learn kung fu
@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa racist
@@chinthestupedyay8778 what a baby
Humans after travelling at the speed of light "i've done it i've imploded"
this is surprisingly underrated
and cool
thanks!
Wait they said "your just repeating facts now", they admitted to you being right. In conclusion, not everyone was Kung Fu Fighting .
The song says they do though.
@@racim3443 No Carl Douglas is a compulsive liar(satire the song slaps)
@@huss4r1813 Just admit you're wrong
@@racim3443 fine
How to win an argument
Step 1: Have Anime Girl Photo
Step 2: Wait until someone start a argument,or you start a argument
Step 3: Make it longer using facts and logic (Or some shit lmao)
Step 4: Use the trick on video (Not tricky lol)
"fast as lighting" is a simile (comparison using like or as) meant to convey that the people were very fast, not a literal description of their speed
It's called a joke
*N O .*
@@luziiiii He knows
@@amymiller4840 i really don't think he does
@Becausepeopledotoomuch_ how did they explain it bruh
Brooke: no lol
Is was at this moment he knew he fucked up
Plz make a part 2 lol
The ending is good, but if I was Tropix, I would reject the offer.
being a woman on a discord server is being godly
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP
*sirens lmao*
Alternate title : 2 people were talking about toasters, then Tropix starts complaining about a song lyric, and then a whole argument starts.
so now i'm just a random dude!?! 😢
@@TropicsWithAnX Oh shit- Sorry dude, I didn't realize it was you that made the video lol-
(By this, I mean I didn't know you were Tropix cause for some reason, I didn't see the YT Username- XD)
I find this more civil than an actual argument online
aight now do it for ballistic
Ian I will literally shit myself
@@TropicsWithAnX ok
Unlocked: scam ending
the end tho
my biggest flex in life: I have read all paragraphs before the turn was over
Hell clown should have started playing on 1:56
Now "Brooke" is without one of these "o"
HUHH
1:57 *oh no the bassline is coming back*
Brooke: "If you agree that everyone was Kung fu fighting then I'll date you"
Tropix: *Agrees with brooke*
Me: Simp + wrong + L + I will yeet a toaster at yo face + you fell off
Tropix: Can we date now?
Brooke:No lol
Me:I knew it + L + cry about it
an island gets angry about a song, and fights an anime person in a panda outfit.
when you realize that the “Tropix” guy also made this video and had to be dramatic 🤦♂️
A real man carry 10 uno reverse cards to back them back like this same thing
After seeing this, I've lost all hope in humanity. I love my toaster SOO much, I just need to take a bath with it really quick.
i agree, Not EVERYONE could be kung fu fighting at once, thats not possible
"Kung Fu Madness"
i think everybody was kung fu fighting
Im so used to videos about madness over unironically stupid arguments that hear it over an scripted argument feels off
Everyone in the world joining together to kung fu fight all at once? Not physically possible.
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Something that destroys Tropix’s statement:
Everybody *there* was Kung fu fighting
Some people were Kung Fu fighting.
everybody was kung fu fighting
source: trust me bro
this is literally ace attorney arguing about kung fu
subtitles are the best XD
Life is short....
Make sure you spend all of it arguing with strangers on the internet
EVERYONE WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING
At this point no one can handle opinions in discord
Run
Song by bob '
I never thought alts could act for themselves.
of course they do it all the time!
1:04 me in a nutshell
*The Bad Ending:*
I firmly believe that everybody, in fact, COULD have been kung fu fighting. And on top of that, those cats absolutely may have been fast as lightning! Allow me to explain.
1. He gives no specific time frame. He just says that everybody WAS kung fu fighting. This means it could have taken place any time between the invention of kung fu, thought to be around the 5th or 6th century, and moments before he began writing the song. The moment may have simply been lost to history.
2. It is true that no available source records any instance of a human moving faster than lightning. There is a perfectly reasonable explanation for this: Nobody could have possibly had time to measure anyone else's speed, or their own, because, at the time, *everybody was kung fu fighting.* In addition, the time at which everyone was kung fu fighting is still ambiguous, meaning that even if someone COULD have stopped to measure the speed of those cats (they could not have), the proper measuring equipment may not have even existed yet. Ergo, you cannot prove that those cats were not fast as lightning at the time of the kung fu fighting.
3. To claim that someone who is asleep cannot kung fu fight is simply disingenuous. It is true, but they could simply have woken up.
4. You are correct that many animals are not anatomically capable of kung fu fighting. However, I put forward that "everybody" is not generally inclusive of those beyond human beings, and would exclude animals in this context.
5. On the topic of old people and babies, I believe you have missed an important detail. The song claims only that "everybody was kung fu fighting," not that everybody was doing it WELL. They could easily have been kung fu fighting POORLY.
6. Your conclusion is flawed: You state, and I quote, that "everyone was NOT kung fu fighting, nor was it as fast as lightning." You cannot prove that EVERYONE was not kung fu fighting: someone, somewhere, could have been, even if not everyone was. And we have already discussed the reasons that the speed of the combatants could not be verified. Revise your position in light of the facts.
To conclude, *I contend that everybody absolutely could have been kung fu fighting, and fast as lightning.*
1:35 music link pls
You can’t fucking tell me otherwise,everybody was kung fu fighting,they were just really quick with it since they had other things to do.
no they weren't it's just not possible
Try to start an argument with me
tropix was right as someone in the world, at least one person, didi not know kung fu and therefor could not have been kung fu fighting (or correctly if they were trying to.)
Were the dead people also kung fu fighting? Same with the people that weren't born? So many questions..
when he said what about the animals how could they be kung fu fighting the first thing i thought of was kung fu panda
“Everybody was in fact Kung-Fu Fighting”
Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
There’s squirrels in my pants!
That girl’s got some *serious* squirrels in her pants!
There’s squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin’ you jump like that..
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my paints
Ain’t got no chickens ain’t got no rats
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
S to the I to the M to the P and maybe you can be movin’ like me
Step right over and watch me put it doown
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it
S to the I to the M to the P
Who you got back home waterin’ your plants?
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
How can I qualify for government grants?
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Ohh, hypnotize me put me in a trance
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Got an Aunt Florence livin’ in france
She can’t see the-
Squirrels in my pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it
S to the I to the M to the P
Wow, she had actual squirrels in her pants..
We just got served.
What's this a toaster?
Never heard of it
Discord admins be like:
no one was kung fu fiteing they were actkually breathing
Tropix is right tho!
YES
this happened just by a song- lmfao
@comedy shorts gamer Yeah i know no one actually cares about your comment.
Destroyed
They were kung fu fighting :)
Toasters
Then the Argument Turns into HellClown?
I'm glad you aren't as bad as Ace is
Ace?
@@TropicsWithAnX Yes. You can't imagine how bad is he
Implosion
Schizophrenia
Proof that Madness goes well with every single argument: th-cam.com/video/d7iVq6nrsoU/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=Tropix
Remember, if your profile picture is an anime girl, you opinion shouldn't count!
Idk man, you're probably just starting some random arguments and posting them on yt for views.
Idk bro. Sorry if it was a little offensive.
i literally made it up in my head and made the video with 2 alt accounts, it's not that deep
@@TropicsWithAnX Ah, sorry man, i see now, sorry for the misunderstanding.
TIKY
Man I wish I had an argument m. 🤣
Do you wish to have an argument with me?
@@rodthe2nd oh umm sure ( what song though)
@@kōkatsuzenkai we're not going to talk about the song-
@@rodthe2nd then what!
@@kōkatsuzenkai talk about your name, it's cringe
1:41 lookin kinda sussy baka
I support u tropix, why are u tte opponent tropix
too awesome
WTF HE IS THE SAME PERSON
or they made it up
bogos binted?
i think it is
@@hhhhh27t 👽
ever heard of a metaphor
Wheres the tea
Opinion: Having "
1:00
What the fuck is kung fu i really need to go outside right now and touch some grass
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
clowns
But i wasn't an argument and also its all fake
yup that is the point!
@@TropicsWithAnX i was trying to start an argument so i can play trikcy phase 5
Wait this is fake right? -this is a joke
Waffle Makers.
Lol
ratio
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XDDDDDDDD
I think tropix was lying about wanna be dated lol
Haha yeah he was at the time haha
ok
Lol
ok
Wow Tropix is such a gentleman, that he even tipped his fedora O: