Every single time I hear the words "Happy Holidays" I immediately think of Starch's "Happy Hollandaise!" in this video. I would accuse you of ruining that term for me, but that would imply that I don't think it's hilarious and laugh every time.
Here in Russia we say "Голь на выдумки хитра" which idiom for "Necessity is the mother of invention" but our meaning is "Poor guy can invent anything with sticks and acorns". Hmm I should find some soviet English learning video to torture you...
This may be odd coming this late, but this short depressed the crap outta me as a child and frankly it still does. It just does - like the old man may have "saved" their Christmas but they still live in a terrible place and what about tomorrow or the next day. :(
Michael McNinch 6:13. Got an answer: “Wait, why were there crowbars in the kitchen?” They’re what the caretakers used to spank them orphans for being screechy-voiced, Dutchboy-haired, pantless (🤢), and gender indeterminate little ugly freaks. OR they used them when they showed up, saw the orphanage belongings wrecked and didn’t believe their screechy voiced “Santee Claus gave us toys!” (Proceeding to drag them to the woodshed through the snow in those pantless nightgowns and bare feet and then thrash them for at least a minute each. And you think their earlier broken toy crying made you wretch 🤮 )
maugos Yes, for me the cartoon would have been more adorable had those creepy orphans wore pants instead of undersized nightgowns (day and night), had normal kid voices, had real haircuts instead of barf-inducing Dutchboy dos, and they didn’t prance around like sissified bully baits. I’m glad real children aren’t so hideous, and I almost felt no sympathy for these (fortunately) fictional little uglies when their toys broke. Maybe this orphanage was for creepy little hermaphrodites or weird/marginal boys who got neutered in the accident that killed their parents.
Siiiggghhhhh binging my favorites again while I keep hoping and praying they do more "Journey Into MST-ery Episodes." They don't even need the puppets or scripts, their banter is enough 🥺
Paramount: We'll stop making Transformers movies when you stop watching them! also, you guys really missed a christmas story joke with the kid with the rifle? come on!
Every single time I hear the words "Happy Holidays" I immediately think of Starch's "Happy Hollandaise!" in this video. I would accuse you of ruining that term for me, but that would imply that I don't think it's hilarious and laugh every time.
Why does this short look so familiar....? Wait, the Mysterious Malefactor is actually the King of Cartoons!
Here in Russia we say "Голь на выдумки хитра" which idiom for "Necessity is the mother of invention" but our meaning is "Poor guy can invent anything with sticks and acorns".
Hmm I should find some soviet English learning video to torture you...
Oh well RiffTrax already done Spunky the Snowman soviet cartoon
This may be odd coming this late, but this short depressed the crap outta me as a child and frankly it still does. It just does - like the old man may have "saved" their Christmas but they still live in a terrible place and what about tomorrow or the next day. :(
Michael McNinch 6:13. Got an answer:
“Wait, why were there crowbars in the kitchen?” They’re what the caretakers used to spank them orphans for being screechy-voiced, Dutchboy-haired, pantless (🤢), and gender indeterminate little ugly freaks. OR they used them when they showed up, saw the orphanage belongings wrecked and didn’t believe their screechy voiced “Santee Claus gave us toys!” (Proceeding to drag them to the woodshed through the snow in those pantless nightgowns and bare feet and then thrash them for at least a minute each. And you think their earlier broken toy crying made you wretch 🤮 )
Yeah the orphanage is terrible or couldn't afford decent toys
We can presume that later on Betty adopted the kids herself or found them homes.
Wait is this the one with the old man that makes all those toys from scratch for all the kids? I actually love this one.
Those things were dangerous! Those toys didn't last a minute.
Remember when computers had optical media drives. To actually play DVDs in.
Huh, never seen something that is simultaneously so cute and weird.
maugos Yes, for me the cartoon would have been more adorable had those creepy orphans wore pants instead of undersized nightgowns (day and night), had normal kid voices, had real haircuts instead of barf-inducing Dutchboy dos, and they didn’t prance around like sissified bully baits. I’m glad real children aren’t so hideous, and I almost felt no sympathy for these (fortunately) fictional little uglies when their toys broke. Maybe this orphanage was for creepy little hermaphrodites or weird/marginal boys who got neutered in the accident that killed their parents.
The cartoon or the Rangoons?
Merry Christmas to you guys and a Happy New Year!
The St. Vexacious story kills me every time
Oh man. That obvious stop-motion tree at the end.
Siiiggghhhhh binging my favorites again while I keep hoping and praying they do more "Journey Into MST-ery Episodes." They don't even need the puppets or scripts, their banter is enough 🥺
The old guy had WAY too much eggnog.
I’ll be on the lookout for St. Vexacious this year.
Wow! This riff is five years old! Not too bad considering how good some of your content is...
Starch is straight up truth
Jim Croce! My god, he's the Stave it Off guy!
_Stave it off, 1, 2, 3, and now you can count to 3~_
I am so leaving a can of creamed corn out.
Elizabeth Sterling Make sure it's open!
How much Patreon money to get a Rangoon Reviews of Heavy Metal, The Little Panda Fighter and/or Poison Ivy...or even a Rangoon Plays?!
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A fruitcake from the 1930's!? DAMN YOU, MYSTERIOUS MALEFACTOR!!!!!!!!
I would love to see them do See you in Fantasy Land hee hee
Are you going to re-upload the Pinocchio 3000 review to TH-cam?
9:49 Kirk ironjaw
Really? Pen is Krampus?
1:24 I prefer nostalgia critic’s “Paramount: we’ll stop making transformers movie when you stop watching them!”
giving defective-toys to poor kids is UNFORGIVABLE., even on Christmas., that why i had to stop watching this video half-way.,,.
Paramount: We'll stop making Transformers movies when you stop watching them!
also, you guys really missed a christmas story joke with the kid with the rifle? come on!