Conquering The World as a Pear in Spore

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  • @grim66
    @grim66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2924

    the "there is no currency so tribal pears can only play royalty-free music" joke is probably one of the cleverest things I've seen in a while

    • @restorasenrisei9991
      @restorasenrisei9991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Good thing everybody loves Kevin McLeod

    • @caik2582
      @caik2582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@restorasenrisei9991 Dang right

    • @Khora
      @Khora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Dude I died when the shitty royalty-free music started playing lmao

    • @theguywiththeoldds3896
      @theguywiththeoldds3896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I've been looking for sneaky snitch, I forgot the original title and kept searching sneaky salamander.

    • @Jcakedafurry
      @Jcakedafurry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Khora why is royalty free music either garbage or the best ever, and he chose garbage

  • @charmeleonevolves5553
    @charmeleonevolves5553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4375

    Just remember that every single structure and vehicle he designed like a pear is the equivalent of humans designing their structures and vehicles like... humans.

    • @makanavrozashvili2227
      @makanavrozashvili2227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      That is wierd

    • @AmpersandsDeadChannel
      @AmpersandsDeadChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +491

      How dare you compear the mighty Pears to the weakling humans.

    • @cllncl
      @cllncl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@AmpersandsDeadChannel it's spelt compa-
      *oh fuck you*

    • @oreio_slayer4839
      @oreio_slayer4839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @ⵎⴻⵎ-ⵉⵙ ⵏ ⴰⵎⴰⵣⵉⵖ car goes vroom pear goes squish

    • @oxybe
      @oxybe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      You mean you don't live in a house shaped like your local architect Mike's head and enter through the front teeth?

  • @1th_to_comment.
    @1th_to_comment. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +979

    "No discrimination, except against those associated with bannans."
    "I'm not gonna trade with a bunch of dirty plums!"

    • @xavierlennon
      @xavierlennon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Funny!!!!!

    • @PRGME7
      @PRGME7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Eh, religions contradict themselves all the time

    • @Bananaking839
      @Bananaking839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Excuse me why are me and my people being discriminated we have fone nothing

    • @Bananaking839
      @Bananaking839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Danny Phantom that's not our fault

    • @Bananaking839
      @Bananaking839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Vinold Ofoeze-Morrison I wish for that to but that will only happen if the pears agree

  • @slippercat3990
    @slippercat3990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    “Hey, what’s your religion, you never told me-“
    “PEAR! PEAR IS MY RELIGION!”

    • @DEV-rw7eu
      @DEV-rw7eu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "We can make religion out with this"

    • @NuttyMarino
      @NuttyMarino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Pearism

    • @slippercat3990
      @slippercat3990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Gideon van Zylyes, it’s just faster to scream pear is my religion, I am busy and have to go fast to the church to pray to the fruit bowl.

    • @casualm0th
      @casualm0th 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@slippercat3990 same but my family has the COVID 19 FOR FRUITS / PEARS 🍐

    • @GustawStudios23
      @GustawStudios23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My religion is Broccoli

  • @averyzielnicki5883
    @averyzielnicki5883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2135

    “I need a friend. How about this b i g f a t b i r d ? I w a n t t h e b i g f a t b i r d .”
    Yeah greatest sentence I have ever heard.

    • @makanavrozashvili2227
      @makanavrozashvili2227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      A B I G F A T B I R D

    • @zoonic999
      @zoonic999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes

    • @xlxsr893
      @xlxsr893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You're a poet and you didn't know it.

    • @anegg9731
      @anegg9731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      looks like a kiwi

    • @anegg9731
      @anegg9731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean that looks like a kiwi

  • @mikenshin2013
    @mikenshin2013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    “By giving them each a basket of fruit” ah yes, sacrificing members of your species to make peace

    • @ZayZoot
      @ZayZoot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      A pear eating non pear fruit is no worse than a human eating chimp meat, the same rules apply to any non-chicken birds eating chicken.

    • @claudiostraniero4919
      @claudiostraniero4919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ZayZoot right

    • @MongooseMakes878
      @MongooseMakes878 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s what we do

    • @PetriceAtland
      @PetriceAtland ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ZayZoot yup

    • @Ihateyouwithallmyhate
      @Ihateyouwithallmyhate ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair they were a different species of fruit

  • @Silver_axl1425
    @Silver_axl1425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    3:38. "The only thing that's going to come out of that mouth is"
    *_Bagpipes intensifies_*

    • @baguettiregretti1961
      @baguettiregretti1961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What makes me a good demoman?

    • @TerraLyte47
      @TerraLyte47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I expected him to say NOOT NOOT

    • @zachgreer1091
      @zachgreer1091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FOOK YEAH I HAVE FOOKING PEAR FRIENDS THAT ARE ALSO FOOKING SCOTISH

  • @Goose_Khan
    @Goose_Khan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    "It is difficult to rule half of the universe as a pear because they only have short arms"

    • @flaringspark6169
      @flaringspark6169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Unfortunately, pears aren't really good at ruling the universe BeCaUsE tHeY oNlY hAvE sHoRt ArMs

    • @Bananaking839
      @Bananaking839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nashi wa ude ga chīsainode warui doraibādesu

  • @madbanthaii
    @madbanthaii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Holy shit this content is so funny. Never before had I thought Spore could be a source of genuine giggles when played by someone else who isn't trying to make their creature look entirely phallic.

    • @azechase6597
      @azechase6597 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      More like entirely pearlic

  • @RosemaryRosella226
    @RosemaryRosella226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1658

    “Unfortunately, pears aren’t very good a driving _______ because they have very short arms”

    • @sergeantworldbox7323
      @sergeantworldbox7323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I saw this comment as soon as he said that lol

    • @weegeenumberone2
      @weegeenumberone2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Cars
      Boats
      Planes
      Ships
      Men

    • @nntbot1187
      @nntbot1187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Like dinosaurs

    • @user-iv8fp7do2g
      @user-iv8fp7do2g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@weegeenumberone2 "Men"
      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

    • @casualm0th
      @casualm0th 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@user-iv8fp7do2g lol

  • @nihao20
    @nihao20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    “So I stole all of their spice”
    So the dutch are secretly pears

  • @TheOneiricIXII
    @TheOneiricIXII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    OMG this video struck a chord on my Spore Creature heart

  • @Honeybunseth
    @Honeybunseth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    " unfortunately pears aren't very good at anything because of their small arms" I love them

    • @ryanred1525
      @ryanred1525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Unfortunately Sethfire hii Wasn’t very good at writing comments because of the short little arms

    • @onedollafish
      @onedollafish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      unfortunately ryan red wasnt very good at writing replies because of their small arms

    • @ryanred1525
      @ryanred1525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@onedollafish p corfct

    • @onedollafish
      @onedollafish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ryanred1525 yr'e wlocme

    • @galaxychill9578
      @galaxychill9578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      they can't fuckin clap (っ,>▂

  • @Schmingle38
    @Schmingle38 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2224

    The pears cant operate vehicles very well got me every time lol it’s hilarious

    • @makanavrozashvili2227
      @makanavrozashvili2227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      P e a r s a r e n t v e r y g o o d d r i v e r s a s t h e y o n l y h a v e s m a l l a r m s

    • @rektlol5564
      @rektlol5564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@makanavrozashvili2227 I can do a better version

    • @rektlol5564
      @rektlol5564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@makanavrozashvili2227 P e a r s a r e n ‘ t v e r y g o o d d r i v e r s a s t h e y o n l y h a v e s m a l l a r m s

    • @gigithespiderantnostalgiaa1689
      @gigithespiderantnostalgiaa1689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@rektlol5564 Fools
      𓅿𓀬♕𓂻♔ 𝐀𝐫𝐞𝐧’t 𝗩𝗲𝗿𝘆 ⒼⓄⓄⒹ 🅓🅡🅘🅥🅔🅡🅢 [̲̅a̲̅][̲̅s̲̅] 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶 OᑎᒪY ɥɐʌǝ ꌚꎭꍏ꒒꒒ äṛṁṡ

    • @rektlol5564
      @rektlol5564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@gigithespiderantnostalgiaa1689 ok, you won lol

  • @Y0lood
    @Y0lood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Game : so how much pears do you want?
    BogBoy : YES

  • @gregorywhatley9659
    @gregorywhatley9659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    You know, given the law of large numbers, there is a statistical likelyhood that somewhere within our immense universe exists a civilisation of pears already geared for galactic domination

    • @BogBoyOfficial
      @BogBoyOfficial  3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      oh god, in that case we are doomed to eventually be converted to church of the holy fruit bowl

    • @gregorywhatley9659
      @gregorywhatley9659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@BogBoyOfficial Finally, some good news

    • @allistairhock9825
      @allistairhock9825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@gregorywhatley9659 ye I know after all my favorit- wait. What if the holy fruit bowl can read us but they have bad typing. I know the suspect...

    • @gud_animation
      @gud_animation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And they fail to take off into space

    • @FabIeshadow
      @FabIeshadow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fortunately, pears aren't very good at flying, as they only have small arms

  • @rattheninja2877
    @rattheninja2877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    Why is the brown village always the most wholesome? First they saved humanity, now they helped the pears

    • @allistairhock9825
      @allistairhock9825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Actually, first they saved aphlings. You know, auphmau’s creation?

    • @duckii7995
      @duckii7995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True

    • @charliesgamingplace2371
      @charliesgamingplace2371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Here’s A Tribal Stage Highlight 1 I Make spear building 2 I Give My Creatures Spears 3 I Defeat Pink Village 4 green Village kills me Highlight 2 1 I Make Wooden Horns 2 I befriend Pink Village 3 I build Maracas 4 Green Village Kills Me Again (green village contains terrible people)

    • @chaostheultimayt
      @chaostheultimayt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@allistairhock9825 Thank god I’m not the only one that watched that series

    • @davidklemen5264
      @davidklemen5264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i bet the brown village saved me in my playthroughs about 1 million times (i mean saving by timing the gifting of food with the timing of raiders so they attack the raiders)

  • @lild00ki3
    @lild00ki3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As you know the classic ''Pears arent good at anything cause they have small arms''

  • @Coolman23.
    @Coolman23. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    I felt nostalgic when the royalty free music hit

    • @mismatchedfox5397
      @mismatchedfox5397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      WHAT IS IT. WHAT IS THAT OPENING SONG FROM

    • @kdojsem
      @kdojsem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mismatchedfox5397 wii game with that stupid board you step on and run some sort of wipeout course if i remember correctly

    • @Benthebean_01
      @Benthebean_01 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meeeeeeeeee to

    • @BurntToast1717
      @BurntToast1717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Obstacle course from wii fit+

    • @mrmannsalt2444
      @mrmannsalt2444 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Party time! 🎍🎍🗿🎍🎍

  • @SuperLbptutorials
    @SuperLbptutorials 3 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    1:29 I love how the larger cells in cell stage are like: "Oh you have a GF, nevermind then..."

    • @idkwhattonamemyself9046
      @idkwhattonamemyself9046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      XD

    • @Username-le4eq
      @Username-le4eq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      "I'd rather starve than become a third wheel"

    • @galaxychill9578
      @galaxychill9578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      "ew no I don't wanna watch that"

    • @D1mly
      @D1mly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He's a real man. He'd prefer starving over ruining other man's impression on a girl.

    • @JulianL09
      @JulianL09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My queen, I am sorry for ruining your temporary relationship
      -some simp in cell stage

  • @markzuckerberg9331
    @markzuckerberg9331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Pear lore timeline (Original Timeline):
    **Somebody That I Used To Know Intensifies**
    BCE:
    Cell Stage:
    Strawberries came to the planet in a meteor and crashed into the ocean
    Strawberries evolved into pears
    Pears become omnivore and breezed through cell stage
    Pears grew a brain and evolved into a creature
    Creature Stage:
    Pears grow legs and move to land
    Pears learn to socialize and befriended other creatures
    Pears found monkes and banded together with strong creatures and became a traveling circus
    Pears become insanely intelligent, grow arms, and advance into tribal stage
    Tribal Stage:
    Pears form tribes, invent facial hair, and develop a language known as pearese
    The pears move on from singing and invented instruments which are a special tool that plays music
    The brown village forms on earth and the pears become allies by playing an unidentified song
    After the first alliance was born 3 villages were formed and were called the green, blue, and pink village
    After being attacked by a giant moose the pink village took their anger out on the pear village
    The pears befriended each village and went on a tour playing music at each village with the final one being the lavender village
    which formed after the pears allied with the 3 other villages.
    The pears created an alliance with every village and skyrocketed into civilization.
    This marks the end of the times before the common era
    CE:
    Civilization stage:
    The pears created a city state with a monarchy government and built every building and vehicle in the shape of a pear
    Pears built brand new spice mines because spice was being used as the new currency
    Another city state formed
    Pears formed a religion called fruitism which has its practices, beliefs, and ideologies spread by an organization called The Church Of The Holy Fruit Bowl. Fruitism accepts all fruits of all social classes except for bananas. Pears then switched to a theocratic oligarchy and abandoned monarchy
    The pears conquered 3 city states and became a kingdom
    Pears started practicing trade and traded with the forest nation
    Pears created sea vessels
    The pears turn down a trade oppertunity from the purple nation and after being so annoyed had to conquer another city in order to calm down
    The pears then became an empire and invented new air vessels and formed an new military branch called the Royale Pear Force
    The pears then conquered the yellow nation which is made up of a race of pears that are half pear and half banana
    The pears formed an alliance with the forest nation to help take down the red nation in a war
    The pears finally took over the nation and the forest nation merged with the pears and the pears finally took over the world.

  • @Teriyaki_Zombie
    @Teriyaki_Zombie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    *meanwhile in an alternate universe*
    Pearboy: the humans built a city hall, *in the shape of a human*

    • @captaingamer3311
      @captaingamer3311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Human house

    • @PRGME7
      @PRGME7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@christianjesus6319 you two were on a comment of mine

    • @wyattb4259
      @wyattb4259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      unfourtantly humans cant drive well because they have long arms

    • @bulbo2023
      @bulbo2023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chomper 1:25

    • @muckyesyesindisguise3854
      @muckyesyesindisguise3854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh gof

  • @mushr00m69
    @mushr00m69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    The pear village: *dying*
    The brown village: 🎁🎁🎁 🥳🥳🥳🥳

    • @gamencraft818
      @gamencraft818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Brown village seems to be consistently super nice

    • @kesto7722
      @kesto7722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL

    • @jackswan3420
      @jackswan3420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gamencraft818 Huh, the pears are Dutch and the Brownies are Canadians.
      Edit: Spelling

    • @kittygamer9882
      @kittygamer9882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YOUR NAmE LOLZ

  • @Voidmercenary
    @Voidmercenary ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The real reason you made a pear is that your ultimate weapon died to a pear.

  • @Skylord__Brown
    @Skylord__Brown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    This documentary is beautiful, I feel truly educated now

  • @AOXDOG
    @AOXDOG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    "There are only ten minutes in the life of a pear when it is perfect to eat
    "
    - Ralph Waldo Emerson

  • @thequietkid4887
    @thequietkid4887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love the fact that the pears only learned how to play Kevin MacLeod music, and they still make allies with it. This really shows how much Kevin MacLeod contributed the the evolution of sentient beings, but we also have him to blame if a different species becomes enraged by the music and then starts dominating the species of pears.

  • @NVE369
    @NVE369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    5:57
    baby pear: dad why am i born with a mustache?
    pear: we invented the mustache
    Edit: *Maybe one day, just one day ill have a mustache*

  • @lestertheguy1734
    @lestertheguy1734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Literally him in every video: *gasp* m o n k e

    • @frogboi7
      @frogboi7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wonder why associations with bananas is discriminatory if he likes monke

    • @lestertheguy1734
      @lestertheguy1734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Long Boi now your getting it!

    • @Wolfgang-Harada
      @Wolfgang-Harada 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't you mean M O N K E Y S

    • @user-hp7ih8tf3y
      @user-hp7ih8tf3y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *m o n k e*

    • @Bananaking839
      @Bananaking839 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@frogboi7 thank you we are no diffrent from other fruit except the fact that we are naturally born with huge seeds but through breeding multiple times with bananas of smaller seeds we then have seeds that are really small and then we are sold at a store... see not that diffrent

  • @connaghward1582
    @connaghward1582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The “Pears” are like Egg Dog, but as fruit.

  • @hazel_hen5353
    @hazel_hen5353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    “so I had to religiously convert another city just to calm down” is my favorite quote

  • @ananz9233
    @ananz9233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Don’t mind me! Just making myself a replay remote.
    8:22
    10:23
    11:01
    13:05

    • @ferbancos4215
      @ferbancos4215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *P E R F E C T*

    • @galaxychill9578
      @galaxychill9578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ferbancos4215 ***pearfect

    • @EMan-me8om
      @EMan-me8om 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@galaxychill9578 Unfortunately Pears aren't very good at Spelling as they only have small arms

    • @TheLejonktopusFiles
      @TheLejonktopusFiles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thx

    • @21ozrecommended41
      @21ozrecommended41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@EMan-me8om you didn’t get it did you?

  • @Am_in_the_horto
    @Am_in_the_horto 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I just came back to this video after 3 years
    This is the reason I got spore
    Thx bogboy, means a lot

  • @fruitpunch7482
    @fruitpunch7482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    These spore/sims vids are some of my favourite things to watch on yt.

  • @Boopkittee
    @Boopkittee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    "My pear could now eat meat. Which seems kinda wierd until your remember the other food is fruit, which is technically cannibalism." **continues to eat fruit for the whole entire game**

    • @jackswan3420
      @jackswan3420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The pears had evolved past normal fruit by then, it would be an insult to compear.

    • @grim1582
      @grim1582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This line of comments s fucking pearfect.

    • @SanguiniCore
      @SanguiniCore ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All these puns are getting unpearable.

    • @sealboi9666
      @sealboi9666 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have an irrational phear of puns

    • @Cowboybeardie
      @Cowboybeardie 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      DAD JOKE ALARM
      WEE WOO WEE WOO

  • @leyhue2
    @leyhue2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN YOU ARE SO SMART I LOVE YOUR CONTENT KEEP IT UP

  • @greytalegaming3037
    @greytalegaming3037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    He missed a chance at a pun, he should've said "pearfect"

    • @totalassuage
      @totalassuage 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And that things went pear shaped...

    • @johnwells3750
      @johnwells3750 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats what i said

  • @galaxicaraine8794
    @galaxicaraine8794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    My fiance created the ice monster you became friends with. He created it for an adventure he made, its pretty cool to see such a popular video with his creation in it.

    • @tediop1330
      @tediop1330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thats actualy cool

    • @its_clover2
      @its_clover2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Small world aint it?

    • @kingofdarknesssavage9053
      @kingofdarknesssavage9053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow! Cool!

    • @LeoUchiha812
      @LeoUchiha812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Hate to rain on the parade, but Ice Monster is a Maxis-made creature that's in the game by default.

    • @absolutelyshmooie7086
      @absolutelyshmooie7086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@LeoUchiha812 yeah I was thinking that same thing

  • @TRFAD
    @TRFAD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    11:55 missed opportunity to say
    "Pre-pear" for war... I'll go now.

  • @plewto5727
    @plewto5727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    I love when you play spore its unbelievably funny

    • @BogBoyOfficial
      @BogBoyOfficial  3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      thanks very much man :)

    • @Judemacker
      @Judemacker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Seven Deadly Sins is an "ok" anime😁

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Indeed

    • @itsallgoodman69
      @itsallgoodman69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Judemacker Bruh no one cares about your opinion. Let people watch what they want.

    • @Judemacker
      @Judemacker 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itsallgoodman69 Ok😁

  • @awesomeperson3342
    @awesomeperson3342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    2:25 are we not going to talk about the way the pear turned its neck-

    • @twigdoesutag
      @twigdoesutag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We are going to talk about it-

  • @wojciechkaliszuk7145
    @wojciechkaliszuk7145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    BogBoy: rule nr. 1: no discrimination except against for those assosiated with bananas.
    also BogBoy: I'm not gonna trade with a bunch of filthy plums, no thank you!

  • @SPLOOBS
    @SPLOOBS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    5:27 Me and the boys when we hear the ice cream truck

  • @crashed_tv3513
    @crashed_tv3513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    3:50 made me genuinely wheeze.
    a full on, whistle, high pitched, almost noiseless, wheeze.

  • @justinkessler3092
    @justinkessler3092 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    10:35 that directly violates rule number one of the Church of the holy fruit bowl "No Discrimination against those associated with bananas"

  • @everfluctuating
    @everfluctuating 3 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    "aww, what a handsome fruit" -my friends talking about me

    • @SimmonsEnjoyer
      @SimmonsEnjoyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i think you spelled vegetable wrong

    • @Bananaking839
      @Bananaking839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SimmonsEnjoyer look it's a potato

    • @aceraptor4700
      @aceraptor4700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You have nice friends

    • @familyjansen8839
      @familyjansen8839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Bananaking839 I don't associate with *BANANAS!*

    • @Bananaking839
      @Bananaking839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@familyjansen8839 excuse me why are you discriminating us what did we do

  • @freecringestuff1551
    @freecringestuff1551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    i never thought that " but the pears did what pears do best, and started rolling around" would catch me off guard XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @IcyBune
    @IcyBune 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i like how he said
    " unfortunately, pears aren't very good at [adjective] [vehicle], as they only have small arms "
    4 times

  • @P4ttypatA55
    @P4ttypatA55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    4:09 This is the cutest thing ever!!!!!!!!

    • @cozmoandfriends9238
      @cozmoandfriends9238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Agreed I want a plush of it

    • @jackswan3420
      @jackswan3420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Indeed.

    • @sarahgardinor2967
      @sarahgardinor2967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cozmoandfriends9238 yes

    • @Kai-1138
      @Kai-1138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would love a plush of it but not as much as a plush of the cuddle fish or hover fish

    • @familyjansen8839
      @familyjansen8839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cozmoandfriends9238 perfect marketing tactic!

  • @justaguy4
    @justaguy4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    “Wouldn’t we all be better if we were a bunch of fruit”
    I swear I heard that at a gay pride parade

    • @sunflower8227
      @sunflower8227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      we all a lil fruity

    • @pUteRIsms_
      @pUteRIsms_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @lovebugz.976
      @lovebugz.976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I mean, it really sounds like something that someone from the LGBTQ+ community would say

    • @sapimbelzebu7147
      @sapimbelzebu7147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@lovebugz.976 as a member of the community, I agree💀

    • @lovebugz.976
      @lovebugz.976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sapimbelzebu7147 same ✌

  • @zelmodevito
    @zelmodevito ปีที่แล้ว +1

    man i must be apart of the green village because that song "Quirky Dog" was hittin DIFFERENT

  • @Ori2462
    @Ori2462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    4:17 *Gasps* M O N K E S Edit: Wow, I've never gotten this many likes, thanks!

  • @juliamavroidi8601
    @juliamavroidi8601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "We're gonna need the omnivore mouth"
    **Later**
    "Then I discovered my pears could eat meat"

  • @Klyxlik
    @Klyxlik 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’ve just made my 1,000th spore creation, so I decided to make it a recreation of your pears, because this is the video that got me into spore. Thank you so much for creating this video, as without it I wouldn’t have one of my favourite games in my life to play right now.

  • @The_Rauff
    @The_Rauff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    I cant help having the feeling, that this was aimed at me.

    • @BNat._.80085
      @BNat._.80085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      YESSSSS

    • @BogBoyOfficial
      @BogBoyOfficial  3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      It is an honour to meet you sir pear, you were a great religious converter for us in the religious conversion wars

    • @floofyfluff2736
      @floofyfluff2736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wait were you the pear to invent the mustache?

    • @The_Rauff
      @The_Rauff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@floofyfluff2736 yes

    • @makanavrozashvili2227
      @makanavrozashvili2227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Do you live in a pear shaped house mr. Pear??

  • @deadlydeer3030
    @deadlydeer3030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Every time he said "this is because of their small arms" made me laugh!😂

  • @JeepusChrystler
    @JeepusChrystler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "The Peary Celeste" ...oh that was sneaky, good show. I'm really glad I discovered your channel.

  • @Omba820
    @Omba820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Imagine seeing a bunch of pears rock up at your village and start playing music to you

    • @bamboocindi2501
      @bamboocindi2501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's how you know the party has begun

    • @Gaius453
      @Gaius453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not any music, royalty free 2010 Minecraft tutorial music.

  • @buster5740
    @buster5740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    “My world-destroying weapon...
    defeated by *pears?”*

  • @ghost_fueled_scarecrow
    @ghost_fueled_scarecrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "I was so angered by the Purple Nation's trade deal, that i had to religiously convert another city just to calm down."

    • @jackswan3420
      @jackswan3420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey we've all been there

  • @mbrackeva
    @mbrackeva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Great intro! After 30 seconds I was convinced that evolution took a wrong turn at some point.

  • @Knightmare404
    @Knightmare404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    "babe wake up BogBoy's new vid is up"

    • @BogBoyOfficial
      @BogBoyOfficial  3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      haha a phrase said by exactly 0 people in the history of the world

    • @gizulee3515
      @gizulee3515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@BogBoyOfficial that was a mango birb

    • @Boomrainbownuke9608
      @Boomrainbownuke9608 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      bro wakeup its 2008

    • @BogBoyOfficial
      @BogBoyOfficial  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Chase McLean my video game challenges playlist includes all the spore videos in a row

    • @floofyfluff2736
      @floofyfluff2736 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why did reading this trigger a 3 second sneeze

  • @n-a-t-e
    @n-a-t-e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    oh come on, "pear-ship" WAS RIGHT THERE!

  • @shadow-j56
    @shadow-j56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    And the pink village who was being attacked by a gIaNt fLyInG mOoSe

    • @AandJ9
      @AandJ9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As soon as I read this comment, it happens.

    • @JC_Stone
      @JC_Stone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah yes, of course. Our lovely neighbors. The Green Village, the Blue Village of aliens and hellspawn, and the Pink Village, who are constantly being attacked by a giant flying moose.

    • @pointcrowscreepyuncle
      @pointcrowscreepyuncle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thats just another Friday in Canada

  • @mousearson9053
    @mousearson9053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    6:02- vibes only... fucking got me, my soul

  • @averagepizzatowerplayer
    @averagepizzatowerplayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:36 all thats coming out of that mouth is beutiful flue music

  • @GarfieldEstasEpic
    @GarfieldEstasEpic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Possibly the funniest video I’ve ever watched! Good to see that I’m not the only one who still plays Spore. You definitely deserve WAY more subscribers! 😄👍

  • @yousifahmad1545
    @yousifahmad1545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    “They have small arms”

  • @cdug7963
    @cdug7963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    THE MUSIC IN THE BEGINNING IS FROM THE OBSTACLE COURSE GAME IN WII SPORTS

    • @beebarf
      @beebarf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      THANK U i specifically came to the comments looking bc i recognized it and could not for the life of me remember where from

  • @Camothor10
    @Camothor10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    As we learned from this video pear have really long arms and are considerably gifted at operating vehicles

  • @JP-rp2lh
    @JP-rp2lh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It’s the nature documentary vibe that does it for me

  • @Eer4000
    @Eer4000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is a really great video. I'd love it if he released the pngs of the pears so that we too could live out our royalty free pear life

  • @em0x516
    @em0x516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Why is this video so good? I'm rewatching it for the third time this week and it is still a masterpiece... I need to know how can a video of someone taking over the world as a pear in spore be so halarious.

  • @Aspen1117
    @Aspen1117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    “The goal was to rule the world with vibes only”

  • @drottle
    @drottle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:13 Peargout 206, such a great joke hidden in

  • @smolbuns8108
    @smolbuns8108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This is so fucking adorable. I just love the pears and everything.

  • @Moss_Dude
    @Moss_Dude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Bananas are literally the satan of fruit, because they rot everything around them.
    Unfortunately pears aren't very good at purging demons, as they only have small arms.

    • @ericboom1712
      @ericboom1712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bananas are acually berries

    • @Jd-ii3yb
      @Jd-ii3yb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They have dis pear

    • @adamczmiel8211
      @adamczmiel8211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bananas are evil

    • @drunkenskunkproductionsdsp8094
      @drunkenskunkproductionsdsp8094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bad apples that ruin the bunch: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @edixnathan6110
      @edixnathan6110 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ericboom1712 yea berries are still considered fruits

  • @lindaprice6821
    @lindaprice6821 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve got COVID. They say laughing is the best medicine, and your content cracks me up, keep up the amazing work!

  • @2060useX8L
    @2060useX8L 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    0:13 triggered my flight or fight response

  • @mrduckman7858
    @mrduckman7858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    When the ice monster takes 5 mins to walk over got me on the floor

  • @stacy6069
    @stacy6069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me:what a nice day!*pears behind him*
    Me:*walks in house shuts door locks door*

  • @CoffeeTheThird
    @CoffeeTheThird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    “So, we started as a pear, and then ended up as a pear, HMM YES”
    Me: So I started as a human and ended I as a human, HmMmM, YeS.

    • @boxcultist6836
      @boxcultist6836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I started as a Human Baby and ended as a Piece of trash

    • @SALLIRUM
      @SALLIRUM 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I started as a human and ended up as a furry OwO

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SALLIRUM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @lextynbailey8042
      @lextynbailey8042 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No you started as a fish and ended up as monke yes

  • @turnip3914
    @turnip3914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    3:54
    *"You forgot to do your Spanish lesson."*

  • @Ponkest
    @Ponkest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nostalgia hit me like a truck also great vid

  • @adustblowerinthedesert8828
    @adustblowerinthedesert8828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The moment I heard the dragon quest church theme, you earned my subscription- mad respect

  • @BigAl_25
    @BigAl_25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    4:19 :O monke

  • @gkj0211
    @gkj0211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Missed opportunity to say pearfully slow when you removed the legs off of the pears

  • @cdplaysgamesbum18
    @cdplaysgamesbum18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Ufortunate pars arnt very god at tiping bcuse thy hav smal arms

  • @SanguiniCore
    @SanguiniCore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    2:25 HOW COULD YOU IGNORE THIS GLITCH

    • @shailei4179
      @shailei4179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it looked like he was cut into circles lol

  • @Tauntation
    @Tauntation 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this really seems like a movie due to how great the editing and commentary is.

  • @Judemacker
    @Judemacker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Every time you do I Spore video I can't help but laughing😂

    • @BogBoyOfficial
      @BogBoyOfficial  3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      thankyou :)

    • @sneakyturtle1117
      @sneakyturtle1117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BogBoyOfficial you deserve more cuz you made us laugh

    • @honkinggoose172
      @honkinggoose172 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BogBoyOfficial make a limbless space slug only please?

  • @S1LLYG00BER-s9h
    @S1LLYG00BER-s9h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I’m eating pears rn, should I be worried for the revolution?

    • @BogBoyOfficial
      @BogBoyOfficial  3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      as long as you eat it before it starts its rebellion you should be fine

    • @S1LLYG00BER-s9h
      @S1LLYG00BER-s9h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BogBoyOfficial finished like four

    • @electric_ajax
      @electric_ajax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your people are descended from limbless space slugs.

    • @Owen_013
      @Owen_013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@electric_ajax You'll look good over my mantlepiece...

    • @EndercakeTheMessenger
      @EndercakeTheMessenger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Owen_013 *DRAMATIC TRUMPET NOISES*

  • @Texan_christian1132
    @Texan_christian1132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You going to make the country of… PEARaguey? Lol!

  • @Dubstequtie
    @Dubstequtie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    *Drinking Game:*
    Take a shot of Pear flavored Vodka every time he says "Pear."
    Once you complete the video doing this drinking game:
    Congrats, you've ascended into pearhood.

  • @thekingcactus8193
    @thekingcactus8193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    We all know Pear Men are just a much larger and friendlier subspecies of the very well known and much more hostile Strawberry Cells

    • @allistairhock9825
      @allistairhock9825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep. Those viruses are worse than cov- wait they uncencored it-id-19.

    • @AnOrdinaryLobster
      @AnOrdinaryLobster 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And strawberries are a subspecies of plum

    • @zockingtroller7788
      @zockingtroller7788 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AnOrdinaryLobster they're nuts 😑

    • @SanguiniCore
      @SanguiniCore ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zockingtroller7788 wrong, they are a state of existing.

  • @leonstldal6225
    @leonstldal6225 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i like how thw dance moves are intact with the music 7:20

  • @Luca-vy1dh
    @Luca-vy1dh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Pls never stop, you make my day

  • @highkit
    @highkit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The mighty pear empire shall rise again!

  • @njorunmimisofficial
    @njorunmimisofficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I freaking lost it mate when the part of the pipes. "All that's comming out of that mouth is." _Scottish Heritage_. PIPES

  • @TheGrinningBunnies
    @TheGrinningBunnies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Some random kid: dies in a chocolate factory
    Oompa Loompas: 7:52