A Special Prosecutor Steps In & Fox News Doesn't Get the Comey Memo: The Daily Show

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  • @Crytica.
    @Crytica. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    I got your notes right here.
    Damn that was brutal.

    • @supermansuperman9066
      @supermansuperman9066 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      THE INFORMATION ,WE REALLY NEED IS THE SAME AS ALWAYS; REGARDING THIS JOKER AND THE LIKE.ALL CONTROVERSIAL ISSUES MUST BE LOOKED AT, FROM "ALL " PERSPECTIVES. THIS HOST, AN ELITE SON OF PREDOMINATELY THE VERY,VERY CAUCASIAN ALPS ,AND NO REAL INFLUENCE FROM SOUTH AFRICA, IS LIKE NEAR ALL COMEDIANS NOW, AND FOR ABOUT 4 YEARS PAST, WHO ARE LITERALLY PAID TO PROMOTE THE COMING OF A NEW WORLD , THAT BEING, ALL PEOPLE, HAVING NO FENCES,HOLDING HANDS AND PEPSI. THESE JESTERS SEEM TO BE HAPPY PEOPLE, AS THEY "ENTERTAIN" AND DIVERT OUR ATTENTION AWAY FROM "ALL" SIDES OF AN ISSUE WITH THEIR PROPAGANDA, AND THEN HAVE TO LIVE WITH THEMSELVES IN THEIR MANSIONS ,ALONE, AT NIGHT, KNOWING THAT, IF THEY FAIL TO CARRY OUT THIS AGENDA, THEY'LL SOON FIND THEMSELVES BEING BEAT BY THE NEWS MEDIA IN REGARD TO SOME "JUST REVEALED 'TRUTH' OF SHAME", IN THEIR LIVES, AND THEY'RE LIKELY GOING TO LOSE EVERYTHING.

    • @carlpen850
      @carlpen850 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I guess it's true that it's absolutely mandatory that all nutcases type their comments with the caps lock on.

    • @yasmeenfriday7101
      @yasmeenfriday7101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      someone needs to make a gif of that

  • @KB-wl4ip
    @KB-wl4ip 7 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Omg I've been binge watching Trevor and laughing my ass off. Comedy gold.

  • @gabrielpatten6939
    @gabrielpatten6939 7 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    whether you agree with him or not, Trevor Noah is hilarious 😂

    • @laphaunbennett8022
      @laphaunbennett8022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      phantom prophet My sentiment exactly🔥But what he says is soooo true🧐

    • @josefinamanning5288
      @josefinamanning5288 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @nefariouscrook2807
    @nefariouscrook2807 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1682

    Fox news would try to impeach Obama even tho he's already gone.

    • @nefariouscrook2807
      @nefariouscrook2807 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      CEOofFRESH1 Defending fox news is hilarious to me. And fox news is a news station owned by 21 century fox which is owned by Ruppert Murdock a republican. So Fox is ran by a corporation with biased views, more biased then others. I watch news agencies and don't really care about there views, a care about the story and use common sense and facts to to come up with whats really going on. Everyone is biased to some degree and many ignore facts when they go against there beliefs. People who watch Fox and MSNBC rather use faith then facts while watching there programs.

    • @dustinreed7667
      @dustinreed7667 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I think it has spoken to how laughably biased Fox News is when a comedian on a comedy channel can school your entire line up of talking heads and pundits. once, just once, I'd love to see these clowns defend Trump by not bringing up Obama or Hillary.

    • @dustinreed7667
      @dustinreed7667 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Have you been paying attention to the rest of the media and their coverage of this? How about the fact that Republican and Democrats in Congress are slowly forming a concensus on just how rotten Trump is? Fox is literally alone in their complete and utter denial of anything shitty going on down Trump way. Even Anne Coulter is jumping ship and she wrote a book about her love for anything Donald Trump.

    • @nefariouscrook2807
      @nefariouscrook2807 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      CEOofFRESH1 So because someone is a comedian means there's no truth to what they say? And yes you watch Fox or you wouldn't of defended it out of nowhere and how do I look like an idiot? Because I think trumps a moron? He is a moron and had to learn how things worked in government after he was elected, things most kids know by the time the leave middle school. Reading wiki leaks isn't critical thinking to me, it's just another source to cross reference things which, would be critical thinking when putting false hoods against facts. Good luck with your "critical thinking" Remember me calling you a moron when Trump gets impeached

    • @dustinreed7667
      @dustinreed7667 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Again, I'm not saying you should believe comedians about this or really anything at all. You might, however, might want to pay attention to what actual members of Congress are saying, both right wing and left wing.

  • @MasterDoctorBenji
    @MasterDoctorBenji 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    This is one of the best segments I have seen in a while.

  • @heytwingirlfriend
    @heytwingirlfriend 7 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Trevor was on fire!!

  • @PunkChicana
    @PunkChicana 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    LOVE YOU TREVOR

  • @bhaminilakshminarayan1812
    @bhaminilakshminarayan1812 7 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Trevor has REALLY come into his own. This is a fantastic segment.

    • @Mike-qj6ej
      @Mike-qj6ej 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bhamini Lakshminarayan Trevor was " into his own" from the very first episode , you were just too racist to see it

    • @atirx7317
      @atirx7317 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Mike -How is that racist ???

    • @SidV101
      @SidV101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mike yeah shut up dude. You assuming someone has an attribute because you associate that attribute with something about that person is how racism works. You're the real problem here

    • @jhefferson9048
      @jhefferson9048 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mike Stfu stop involving racism into everything. I also think Trevor had a rocky start but he improved over time.

    • @manonthemoon997
      @manonthemoon997 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jhefferson Barros nah bro he's always been this good watch one of his shows

  • @deadvirgo
    @deadvirgo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    "Et tu, Cosby?" = Gold.

  • @EvaFleming
    @EvaFleming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    Thank you Trevor (and Seth, and John, and Samantha, and Stephen) for making the hell we're living through funny. I'm not sure I could stay above the depression of the daily news without you.

    • @felimekj
      @felimekj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yup, him too!

    • @felimekj
      @felimekj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too!!!

    • @shawnvegavelez121
      @shawnvegavelez121 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I agree 100%!!!!

    • @portigoza
      @portigoza 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      StarWine preaaaaach!!!!

    • @technologyweknow313
      @technologyweknow313 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol I can't believe people believe CNN

  • @plisskenarmitage2075
    @plisskenarmitage2075 7 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    "Et tu, Cosby?"
    Where is this man's Emmy?

    • @AgeDrain
      @AgeDrain 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plissken Armitage thats a running joke not really original. They did the same thing on the Colbert show with the daily show reunion/flashback

    • @chrisdodd4014
      @chrisdodd4014 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Russians give it to Trump for The Apprentice because "It was rigged! Should've won that."

    • @randomaccounts9838
      @randomaccounts9838 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plissken Armitage With his Comedy ,missing

    • @haimainjauo242
      @haimainjauo242 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't understand, why did he say it in French?

    • @azteca6474
      @azteca6474 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Slap-Happy Pessimist latin

  • @oa7714
    @oa7714 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Great job Trevor this was the best monologue I've seen in a while

  • @oneto5646
    @oneto5646 7 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Lock him up!

    • @salvatronprime9882
      @salvatronprime9882 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      LOCK HIM UP!!!!

    • @salvatronprime9882
      @salvatronprime9882 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      CROOKED TRUMP!!!!

    • @bokani79
      @bokani79 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Impeach him, Lock him up! Crooked TRUMP and his surrogates

    • @noparty5183
      @noparty5183 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Beau33 agree

    • @MiketheNerdRanger
      @MiketheNerdRanger 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Chalky Von Kekian WE GOT A LIVE TRUMP SUPPORTER! GET THE RIFLE!

  • @queenqueen6734
    @queenqueen6734 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1065

    All this winning, it's so exhausting, when will all this winning stop, I'm so tired already of all the winning.

    • @markcruise225
      @markcruise225 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Queen Queen, His days is numbered

    • @queenqueen6734
      @queenqueen6734 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Mark Cruise, The only thing worse than Trump are those still defending

    • @Kareragirl
      @Kareragirl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I also love how his 30 day plan to defeat ISIS worked out. Thank God there's no ISIS anymore!

    • @markcruise225
      @markcruise225 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Niamh _ The president is an imbecile and has turned the White House into a circus.

    • @queenqueen6734
      @queenqueen6734 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I have a hard time believing he will last a full term. He thinks he can do whatever he wants

  • @DerrickWhitney
    @DerrickWhitney 7 ปีที่แล้ว +869

    Comedy Central should take over Fox News and Fox News should be the new Comedy Central.

    • @BabyGirlPatti
      @BabyGirlPatti 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I get my comedy from Fox News and my news from Comedy Central. Lol

    • @emancules
      @emancules 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Patti Green fr tbh

    • @JES62522
      @JES62522 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The daily show lies too

    • @connermisty9449
      @connermisty9449 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The only joke is this ingrate Noah, if he doesn't like our country then he can go back to HIS own country. Everything he reads is off a prompter and he is a puppet, and over paid puppet.

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait,what? Fox news is a comedy channel, right?

  • @gnomiedan5424
    @gnomiedan5424 7 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    I love the feeling that I'm not alone and people also witness the insanity in this administration

  • @cmurphy0707
    @cmurphy0707 7 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    My Mom had a chance to work with him when he was attorney in the District of Massachusetts, and I'm quoting her verbatim from her Facebook page:
    'Robert Mueller was the United States Attorney for the District of Massachusetts when I worked there as a clinical intern. He was also one of the teachers of our Government Lawyer class (the academic component of the internship). From my observation then--he was at the time prosecuting significant organized crime cases--he is an extraordinarily gifted lawyer and a person of enormous integrity. He is also fearless. He will follow the evidence where it leads and will be loyal--first and foremost--to the truth and to the Constitution and laws of the United States.
    His appointment is a profound relief. What welcome news.'

    • @mandala314
      @mandala314 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Connor Murphy Good to hear! I've been researching Mueller and he seems like the best person for the job. I hope he does well!

    • @piarossi4555
      @piarossi4555 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Connor Murphy THAT is the best news I've heard for a while 👍.

    • @felimekj
      @felimekj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thank u for posting this.

    • @vietphuongbong3441
      @vietphuongbong3441 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Connor Murphy I am just afraid that he might have an... 'unfortunate evidence' or 'food poisoning'. Knowing the KGB...

    • @AlwaysANemesis
      @AlwaysANemesis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If it happens outside of the states, I can believe that. Then again, Russia's already using all this talk as some fantastic propaganda now, effectively shutting us out of the moral high ground for potentially years to come. Even if they're discovered to be tampering with the electoral votes, I doubt they'll even care now; and if they _do_ try to shut Mueller down while he's still inside the borders, there'll be hell to pay.

  • @Alpha0727
    @Alpha0727 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Fox News needs to learn that there is a BIG difference between COMMENTING on or giving your opinion about an open investigation to reporters and the public, and TELLING THE DIRECTOR OF THE FBI HIMSELF TO STOP/CLOSE A CURRENT, ONGOING INVESTIGATION!!! At least they are paying for it now, since their ratings went down by barely talking about the Comey memos.

  • @opheliaallaround6521
    @opheliaallaround6521 7 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Trevor is so smart😂

  • @ritabryan1053
    @ritabryan1053 7 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Trevor. is. the best on TV Period…i love Colbert and Seth… but my God… he brings something fresh to TV. he's just Unique.

    • @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342
      @soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I like Stephen more but hey... Anyone who's not on the side of this alt right hitler wanna be douche bag has half a brain lol.

    • @felimekj
      @felimekj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And he is adorable! He has it all, smart, funny, good looking, and humble! Loved his book and his interviews are amazing. His perspective is so unique and refreshing to see!

  • @dianareda9604
    @dianareda9604 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Trevor is just adorable to watch

  • @chidieberendukwu
    @chidieberendukwu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "White Morpheus"
    This episode was 🔥🔥🔥

  • @marilynramos1362
    @marilynramos1362 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    i love you Trevor💖💖💖💖

    • @SurajJadhav93
      @SurajJadhav93 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marilyn Ramos I love u too.where u from? m Houston

    • @leprechaunluck24
      @leprechaunluck24 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Suraj Jadhav dont hit on girls on youtube. its weird

    • @colt4026
      @colt4026 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marilyn Ramos It's not Trevor, it's Trevah

  • @cindyoser9988
    @cindyoser9988 7 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    After listening to Fox News, I feel like I need to wash my hands for about an hour. Fox............uwewwuuck!

    • @alexcharmander8455
      @alexcharmander8455 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cindy Oser
      How could watch Fox News for that long without wanting to cut yourse

    • @eduardojara6955
      @eduardojara6955 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexcharmander8455 you put your hand in cuffs give the key to a close friend, wait an hour.
      I mean yeah you I'll end up with cuts all over your wrist, trying to rid your own skin off, but you made it.

    • @bradleon1926
      @bradleon1926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@eduardojara6955 you know, i feel like the local fox news stations are sometimes a little better. because my specific fox station (fox 4) is a little less fake newsy. they vary a bit.

    • @eduardojara6955
      @eduardojara6955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bradleon1926 of course, while most of the time they are pretty annoying and lie a lot.
      There are exceptions too everything, so good thing your station is a lot better

  • @dagingflowerchild733
    @dagingflowerchild733 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1095

    I don't watch Fox News for the same reason i don't drink out of the toilet.

    • @justbee636
      @justbee636 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      d aging flower child haha...funny

    • @animechuck4219
      @animechuck4219 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      So here's a thing, the old man here, massive liberal. Former truck driver, but still a liberal.
      After he retired, all he did was watch fox news, and the local baptist minister.
      I asked him one day, "why do watch that shit all the time? You HATE those fuckers!"
      And he responds, after taking a draw from one of the cigarettes that eventually killed him,
      "someone has to keep an eye on those guys"

    • @marshapple
      @marshapple 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      d aging flower child the good thing is fox news is not the only one that keeps us updated.

    • @hmarkow1
      @hmarkow1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      because dogs do it?

    • @epsilon936
      @epsilon936 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      d aging flower child funny that's how I feel about CNN :))) but you all realize that you will all be crying again like gay babies in hysteria 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rippinskid
    @rippinskid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    that black mother quote hahhahah.. SO GOOD AT ACCENTS YOU ARE

    • @shaunatuck27
      @shaunatuck27 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      rippinskid what accent is that? you tried it.

    • @gngnome
      @gngnome 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's great at accents. His Russian accent is on point. His Spanish and Indian accents, the two others I've heard are also amazing.
      I liked that he followed that with the I-word humour like it's the N-word for politicians.

  • @robertdavis9477
    @robertdavis9477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    5:28 "this is the biggest trump scandal... until the next one" Trevor Noah predicted the Ukraine Call.

    • @mera4309
      @mera4309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wrong he predicted Trump's whole 4 year presidency

  • @so0bly466
    @so0bly466 7 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Wait what? Comey was fired last week? It feels like it's been *months* since then

    • @Shuey272
      @Shuey272 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      what is your profile picture... haha

    • @eorozco7
      @eorozco7 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shuey272 Hey in today's Ultra Liberal Sickening Everybody-loves-everybody-because-we-liberals-say-so-and-if-you-dont-agree-you-racist dont-call-others-names-or-question-their-authority worthless Society, you cant ask that to that pathetic "Tracey Sparquelles" face.
      Be nice.

    • @72marshflower15
      @72marshflower15 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Eagle Warrior the only thing liberalism is intolerant of is intolerance itself, so sometimes we do see liberals having conservative, ie intolerant, reactions to conservative people or things....
      Intolerance if fascism is not in of itself fascism...
      The US was founded upon liberal principles, ir "we the people", that conservatism, ie "me the person", is patently erroneous and treasonous to...
      I'd tell you to get the fuck out, but that would be rather conservative of me... You are most welcome here, but we liberals whooped your con ass during the civil war and will do so again if we have to...

    • @so0bly466
      @so0bly466 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello. Since all of y'all are all on here talking about liberalism and my profile picture, let me plug this liberal legend icon and star Trixie Mattel (That's her on my picture) and she has an iconic album out called Two Birds please buy it on iTunes, love y'all

  • @ewfnsrq1347
    @ewfnsrq1347 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Great Show Trevor!

  • @RayRay-yt5pe
    @RayRay-yt5pe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "This is by far Trump's biggest scandal until the next one"-Trevor
    I am from 2020. He is right.

    • @RayRay-yt5pe
      @RayRay-yt5pe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jerry Payne 🤣🤣
      He's nothing but a dangerous clown.

    • @Bryan-yf5yq
      @Bryan-yf5yq 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jerry Payne 2022, he’s still going at it

  • @alithinker
    @alithinker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1072

    Does anyone else notice how good Trevor is with accents?

    • @Miidi8787
      @Miidi8787 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Ali Alshakhs if you watch his stand up shows, that's actually his thing.

    • @antviv
      @antviv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      - all south africans are, trust me.

    • @alaly1027
      @alaly1027 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ali Alshakhs He's a polyglot. That may help

    • @antviv
      @antviv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      - as are most south africans...

    • @alithinker
      @alithinker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A Laly Yeah but that doesn't mean he'd be good at accents. You can know languages but speak them terribly.

  • @themaster408
    @themaster408 7 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Every joke was on point in this one.

  • @Synnerster
    @Synnerster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    #IMPEACHTRUMP

    • @ananomus6111
      @ananomus6111 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      allahu akbar brother

  • @danyellerobinson5940
    @danyellerobinson5940 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Scandal" certainly explains KellyAnne Conway. As for FOX, Obama stating an opinion is a far cry from obstruction of justice.

  • @dolevlitvin8904
    @dolevlitvin8904 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    You are so graceful my man. Thanks for doing the show. Greetings from Israel

    • @sorenmatthies3464
      @sorenmatthies3464 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dolev Litvin greetings from germany. I love this shitshow your politics have become

    • @dolevlitvin8904
      @dolevlitvin8904 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sören Matthies als du "your" sagst, meinst du Amerika oder Israel. Die beiden sind sehr lustig, aber momentan, trump ist einfach lustiger als alles

  • @donaldswamp2501
    @donaldswamp2501 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Trevor rules! He was the right pick to replace Jon Stewart. He is coming into his own.

  • @abduleea4197
    @abduleea4197 7 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    Obama we miss you 😭😭😭😭

    • @nichtrudy
      @nichtrudy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Chalky Von Kekian the last 4 months prove you wrong. and it's look more like you are the one who is butthurt otherwise you didn't had have the feeling to insult him. only a delusional still says that trump is better then Obama.

    • @Thealexx135053
      @Thealexx135053 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A 1 grow economy, and gave the usofa a positive reputation in thw world.... yh the worst president

    • @samantha5521
      @samantha5521 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chalky Von Kekian Wrong...

    • @nichtrudy
      @nichtrudy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Wrong" ? i rest my case

    • @homiixide
      @homiixide 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i miss him and his drone strikes too it makes me sad

  • @danielrogers1985
    @danielrogers1985 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Damn that was fire

  • @illnyx4239
    @illnyx4239 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    😭😭😭😭 Obama : Ahhhh I got your notes right here🖕...

    • @Fate263
      @Fate263 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How was that not a SNL skit? That was brilliant.

    • @laphaunbennett8022
      @laphaunbennett8022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ill Nyx 🤩

  • @DeMenteMinds
    @DeMenteMinds 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You're getting better Trevor. Keep up the great work.

  • @tpl2023
    @tpl2023 7 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Trump is making it WAY too easy for comedians to do their job

    • @erikleorga
      @erikleorga 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He just pours more oil on the fire, right?

    • @elijahlalgee4142
      @elijahlalgee4142 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Tad Pierre-Louis he's makeing jobs

    • @hardplay09
      @hardplay09 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tad Pierre-Louis

    • @oldmanramblingatclouds
      @oldmanramblingatclouds 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      CLAP
      CLAP
      CLAP

    • @EmB61491
      @EmB61491 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tad Pierre-Louis, is it any surprise?

  • @leejackson3063
    @leejackson3063 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I LOVE YOU TREVOR you give me LIFE YOUR SO ON POINT. THANK YOU!!!!!!

  • @aidan2840
    @aidan2840 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Trevor Noah is my favorite late night comedian.

  • @jitkasoliman7580
    @jitkasoliman7580 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Great video, Trevor!

  • @teresah.6696
    @teresah.6696 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Noah and your writers.....I luv ya....this shit is so funny and dead on!!!!!!!

  • @rebelbeammasterx8472
    @rebelbeammasterx8472 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Trevor Noah today you're on your game!

  • @vochomovil2
    @vochomovil2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Brilliant episode!

  • @nat21myria
    @nat21myria 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Trevor your so Cute and witty. 😁

  • @Muzikrazy213
    @Muzikrazy213 7 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    *Gets Trevor notification*
    Me: "LLLLLLETS GET RRREADY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEE"

  • @alexc773
    @alexc773 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    It's going to take forever to scrape all that orange shit off the White House...

  • @Ray-cp5po
    @Ray-cp5po 7 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Wow, Trump seems to be losing this game of 4D chess. Maybe next time Trump should learn how to play regular chess first?

    • @jackviehland646
      @jackviehland646 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Raven Stovall the funny thing about that is that Trump is probably amazing at chess.

    • @jordanasalvemini1465
      @jordanasalvemini1465 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Raven i agree with you but that fuckin insult was not on point lmao

    • @Kotazo85
      @Kotazo85 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      he kinda has a problem playing even tic ta toe...or checkers.Chess??oh boy..the King on his board would have a T instead of a cross...the queen may be or not be Ivanka (...) his towers a couple ugly ass hotels nobody visits, his knights should be barenaked ladies riding motorcycles and his pawns half the fox news cast and half his relatives...Bishops? Pat Robertson and James Dobson. Game ON!!!

    • @jevry4307
      @jevry4307 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      4D just means combining space with time...
      just saying

    • @tachyon3176
      @tachyon3176 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      jevry it can be 4D of space also, tesseracts are a common example, spacetime is more informative for including time

  • @ZeBescht
    @ZeBescht 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    If Trump gets impeached im even more worried about Pence

    • @TheHipisterDeer
      @TheHipisterDeer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Pence may not be exactly presidential worthy.... but there is no way he can be worse than trump.... For one Pence can actually speak coherent sentences.... He doesn't use a twitter account to attack people and he doesn't start unnecessary drama either. Plus you know he would be there only for a while anyways after they do re-elections....

    • @KPITGangsta
      @KPITGangsta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Dragonk116 ...Yeah you're right, Mike "electrocute them until they're not Gay anymore" Pence is completely better.

    • @hoshiharucho7526
      @hoshiharucho7526 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I worry about Pence a LOT... Trump is a dumb manchild but Pence has to be smarter than that. Honestly, we're lucky Trump is the President and not Pence... With the House AND Senate being controlled by Republicans, imagine the horrible things someone with a moderate amount of intelligence could do. I find that very very scary but having said that, seeing Trump impeached would make me happy.

    • @krc9464
      @krc9464 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      But what if Pence gets impeached too? He doesn't seem to be a good guy from what i've read

    • @dianahauser5390
      @dianahauser5390 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hoshi Harucho Even if Trump is impeached, he will still be President. Congress has to call for the impeachment, but 67 votes are needed in the Senate to remove Trump from office. This will take time. By then, Reps will no longer control the House and the Senate. Once Dems take back seats, if Pence is Pres by then, he won't be able to get much done because the Dems will have the power to block him.

  • @dominicperez3777
    @dominicperez3777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Holy shit I've been waiting for this!

  • @bethechange52
    @bethechange52 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The Media has gone crazy or has been for a long time! Unbelievable! Thanks Noah! Your rock!

  • @animefrankgaming1440
    @animefrankgaming1440 7 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    Impeach the peach !

    • @therepublicofdiarrhea7792
      @therepublicofdiarrhea7792 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Veto the Cheeto!

    • @Muzikrazy213
      @Muzikrazy213 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Cast away the Marmalade!

    • @TomDeVito
      @TomDeVito 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Franklin enwere Fed up with the feta

    • @daneekaplan4284
      @daneekaplan4284 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Franklin enwere Bi-Partisan the Persimmon

    • @ShawnC.W-King
      @ShawnC.W-King 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Franklin enwere Don't ya mean impeach the combovered orange? lmao

  • @theonefrobelow96
    @theonefrobelow96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Trump- Comey better hope i dont have "tapes" of our conversation
    Comey- Pfff bitch please

    • @AnexoRialto
      @AnexoRialto 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      theonefrobelow96, Yep, that explains the "tapes" part of Trump's tweet. Comey probably told him in advance that he takes notes on all meetings. It would be the logical thing to do. Trump's just too stupid to understand the importance, until it's too late.

    • @ruikirisame1744
      @ruikirisame1744 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      trump is like chinatown... they dont give a fuck about those receipts. on another note. portugal had their gov compermised because someone opened an infected email

  • @pattypalermo3891
    @pattypalermo3891 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Keep it up Trevor. You are doing an awesome job!!

  • @yabsiragugsa5946
    @yabsiragugsa5946 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1584

    lets hope he gets impeached

    • @therepublicofdiarrhea7792
      @therepublicofdiarrhea7792 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That thought is how I go to bed at night.

    • @antionebrown8276
      @antionebrown8276 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yabsira Gugsa that was their plan from the gate. Get their VP, a true republican, in power.

    • @mypal1990
      @mypal1990 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yabsira Gugsa crossing fingers on this one.

    • @Apophis392
      @Apophis392 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yabsira Gugsa so that mike pence can be are present? That sounds even worse

    • @thefractured_butwhole
      @thefractured_butwhole 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, my God! You can't use that word!

  • @douglaslin6190
    @douglaslin6190 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Trevor's roasting skill is going from best of the best to out of this world!!! #ViginaNeck

  • @williemo44
    @williemo44 7 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Trever Nosh is awesome. He should have won an Oscar for the role he played in Concussion. Tell the truth!, Tell the truth! You badass bro!

    • @maleemperor6995
      @maleemperor6995 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heh!?

    • @ricaard
      @ricaard 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm hoping for a Peabody...

  • @suebarrow5973
    @suebarrow5973 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    trevor's on fire tonight. course he had excellent material

  • @jannyjanjanet
    @jannyjanjanet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    20 bucks says trump fakes his own death takes off the wig and leads a new life

    • @KT-su3qk
      @KT-su3qk 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Janet Robinson 😂😂

    • @indominuswrex9465
      @indominuswrex9465 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Janet Robinson Raise you fifty he does that after having a nervous breakdown in front of the entire country

    • @KT-su3qk
      @KT-su3qk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂

    • @johnhall136
      @johnhall136 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Arianna Smith isn't that what he's doing now

    • @carlosnavarrete4194
      @carlosnavarrete4194 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We wish....

  • @eddiephantom6699
    @eddiephantom6699 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    6:44 😂😂😂 Gosh I miss Obama

  • @jman6109
    @jman6109 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Damn Trevor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You are the fuckin man!

  • @gnomiedan5424
    @gnomiedan5424 7 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    " I'm too old for this shit " I've gained 20 years in 4 months

    • @martaj8954
      @martaj8954 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah...

    • @chronological8235
      @chronological8235 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I don't know whether to agree or laugh. Maybe I'll do both

    • @ceekay9076
      @ceekay9076 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kong Yang it's one of those laughing cuz it's funny and then crying because it's so true and how sad the reality is kind of situations...

    • @lbscree
      @lbscree 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      me 2 Gramps

    • @tarrynlea
      @tarrynlea 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kellyanne, that you boo?

  • @jackiejackie796
    @jackiejackie796 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    keep up the good work Trevor...

  • @eyuin5716
    @eyuin5716 7 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Twinkle twinkle little Czar, Putin put you where you are.

  • @geforce1231
    @geforce1231 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "i word" are we living in Hurry Potter's world where Voldemort can't be said aloud??

    • @mmichelle1192
      @mmichelle1192 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      GeFroce 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @derricktucker1533
    @derricktucker1533 7 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Trump For Prison 2017

    • @JSythe
      @JSythe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      pema lhatse and the drain the swamp.

  • @umarhasan5798
    @umarhasan5798 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Trevor Noah is the funniest late night host. Period.

    • @bigkingspeakerdwestemperor5068
      @bigkingspeakerdwestemperor5068 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kind of a low bar...

    • @NISSANZ33
      @NISSANZ33 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Umar Hasan i disagree. He's a very good host but Colbert has been funnier covering all of Trumps antics

    • @SaltySalman
      @SaltySalman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Umar Hasan Stephen Colbert is better in my opinion

  • @twonumber22
    @twonumber22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    When Donny gets impeached I'm gonna party like it's 1999!
    But the next-day hangover will be of biblical proportions when I turn on the t.v. and read:
    "President Pence"

    • @Dlo2018
      @Dlo2018 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Slamz Dunk right on

    • @TsukiNaito1
      @TsukiNaito1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Slamz Dunk That's exactly my fear. If Pence is in power, we might have an actual professional in charge, but LGBT+ Rights will be in trouble.

    • @isaacdoggart4879
      @isaacdoggart4879 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bria Penn probably not, I don't like pence or want him as president but he does not seem to have been involved in this stuff. And at this point I would take just about anyone short of Adolf Hitler rather then trump.

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'm hoping that Pence and Ryan get caught up in this due to them being eyes-deep in the Flynn and Nunes parts of this scandal, respectively.

    • @iheartjackieyes
      @iheartjackieyes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Slamz Dunk I'm not sure if I'm remembering this correctly but I'm pretty sure the way impeachment over treason, which Dump has committed, the entire cabinet gets kicked out, but I'm sure I'm not remembering that right.

  • @dirkbaskett897
    @dirkbaskett897 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Et to Cosby?

  • @mizz_marvel543
    @mizz_marvel543 7 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    This was funny. Really lightened the mood lol.
    But for real this is serious.

    • @mizz_marvel543
      @mizz_marvel543 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Noah Fence
      Your the one stomping your feet on the ground any time someone calls Trump out because nothing he does could ever been wrong. Instead you call it fake news because the only person who tells the truth is the honest good Mr. Trump.
      He's a joke. This entire presidency a joke. I can't wait for the impeachment. He really made America look stupid.

    • @dotapark
      @dotapark 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Personally I think this kind of shit is sarcastically funny lightened or not.
      Because I'm South Korean and we impeach the president month ago. :P

    • @importantvibe9510
      @importantvibe9510 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wow😁

    • @bignizzle6973
      @bignizzle6973 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Harvard Law School emeritus professor, liberal Democrat, and noted defense lawyer Alan Dershowitz has penned an op-ed in the Hill opposing the appointment of a special counsel to oversee the investigation into possible ties between President Donald Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign and the Russian government.
      Dershowitz makes a three-part case against the special counsel. First, he says, the Trump campaign is not facing criminal accusations. Second, he says, even if collusion were to be found between the Trump campaign and the Russian government, or if Trump were found to have divulged secrets to the Russian foreign minister, none of that would be illegal, and ought to be punished by voters, not prosecutors. Third, he argues, Trump’s decision to fire James Comey does not constitute obstruction of justice, and a special counsel could not impeach him anyway.

    • @oldsamurai23
      @oldsamurai23 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This wasn't funny at all. Since it's apparent that some in our media need a civics lesson-and I'm feeling charitable: "Standards for Impeachment. The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors."
      Bill Clinton, though impeached by the House of Representatives, was not removed from office, though he clearly committed perjury. So for, there's no evidence of any illegality on Trump's part. His judgement may be open to debate, but making a bad decision isn't necessarily illegal. So, until there is some evidence, I'd advise Democrat and media libs to find something else to harp on, lest they eventually fall on their own swords. Right now, impeachment is a pipe dream for those who still can't cope with Hillary's electoral defeat.

  • @DLJ2890
    @DLJ2890 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    America doesn't let criminals back into the country - right on!

  • @thenewdeal2663
    @thenewdeal2663 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    what's up my "I word"

  • @tonytanner6186
    @tonytanner6186 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "I got you notes right here"! I wish I could "like" this video 10,000 times.

  • @alexandruirimescu8143
    @alexandruirimescu8143 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Guardians of the fallacy!!
    Insanely hilarious!!!!!!!!!

  • @maryan0285
    @maryan0285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of the best videos of the show 😂👏

  • @camerondale6529
    @camerondale6529 7 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    The whole country will finally tell Trump, "you're fired."

    • @kevinmboeik5493
      @kevinmboeik5493 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Cameron Dale That will be a happy day

    • @DatingForRealYoutubeChannel
      @DatingForRealYoutubeChannel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cameron Dale - Let's hope. 🙂

    • @SMellmYfEet1999
      @SMellmYfEet1999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cameron Dale you want a civil war don't you? I'll not let you guys spit on my vote like this.

    • @SMellmYfEet1999
      @SMellmYfEet1999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mikey Vengenz I have nothing to do with Russia. And Red army was disbanded in December 25,1991. Before I was even born.

    • @gusdupree9076
      @gusdupree9076 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      SMellmYfEet1999 yes you will and you'll thank us

  • @reggiethecommenter9137
    @reggiethecommenter9137 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Someone call Celine Dion and tell her to warm up. The Trumptanic is going down.

  • @brucekato8918
    @brucekato8918 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Trevor, thank you for making this lunacy a little more bearable.

  • @elijahp.3720
    @elijahp.3720 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Impeach the Orange!

  • @faragar1791
    @faragar1791 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Grow some balls media, just say "impeachment"!

  • @kccx5comments349
    @kccx5comments349 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watched it once now watched it twice and will watch it again .
    This is probably the best one yet .

  • @gnomiedan5424
    @gnomiedan5424 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    this is gonna be so much fun / will it ever end / #impeachtrump

  • @ccateni28
    @ccateni28 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Guardians of the Fallacy? Lol!

  • @Valdoy
    @Valdoy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I never laughed so hard since a while 😅😅😅 man I'M DONE ROFL 😅😅😅😅😅 I can't even breath

  • @erikaafernns
    @erikaafernns 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    i lost it at 'guardians of the fallacy'😂

  • @Riley0310
    @Riley0310 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    'James Mutha-Truckin' Comey.......😂😂😂

  • @patrickcoleman3637
    @patrickcoleman3637 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Having Faith and Giving Space.......man a wonderful book

  • @inabeanaregina
    @inabeanaregina 7 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Another day, another reason to impeach Trump

    • @SurajJadhav93
      @SurajJadhav93 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christina Dockstader where u from? m from Houston 😎

    • @kayo5011
      @kayo5011 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Suraj Jadhav Houston buddy I live in Houston

    • @inabeanaregina
      @inabeanaregina 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Suraj Jadhav oh my girlfriend lives in houston!

  • @kaisun2222
    @kaisun2222 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I feel sorry for some staff at the daily show. they need to watching Faux news everyday just to gather material for the show. One of the most repulsive activities. they deserve a raise.

    • @annaeseolightwing4310
      @annaeseolightwing4310 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Kai SUN: I totally agree with you. The snippets with the denials and truth-spinning repulse me; I can imagine it would be a very draining experience for anyone having to watch that kind of deception for more than 2 hours.

    • @marshapple
      @marshapple 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kai SUN they are not the only one talking about it. if you think that, you're in denial or trapped under a rock

    • @richarddarlington1139
      @richarddarlington1139 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't watch Fox news. I tried to just to get opposing viewpoints. But, I had to stop because of the blood pouring out of my eyes and ears. Thanks Fox news. Never again!

  • @Mr.BigBadWolf
    @Mr.BigBadWolf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Trevor Noah I just sit back' click and watch all his videos. This man is not only funny but intelligent.

  • @CheeseReaper22
    @CheeseReaper22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    11:47 White Morpheus: "Take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe that Obama is still the President. Take the red pill, you stay in Washington, and I show you how deep the shit hole goes."

    • @janedoe4929
      @janedoe4929 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Umm trumptards think they are being "red pilled" so um
      ... yeah.

    • @CheeseReaper22
      @CheeseReaper22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well they're Trumptards, so whatever.

    • @payman1023
      @payman1023 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      CheeseReaper22
      take the red pill and you'll wake up costing against your own interests.

  • @honeybella5600
    @honeybella5600 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Trump makes Bush look like he was a responsible & thoughtful leader.

    • @NP-yb6cl
      @NP-yb6cl 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Asmahani Ali

  • @ZaYaB0ii225
    @ZaYaB0ii225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “This is by far the biggest trump scandal........ until the next one” TREVOR NOAH IS A TIME TRAVELER CONFIRMED!!!

  • @cinne2135
    @cinne2135 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Comey is like black mothers everywhere, "I brought you into this world (the White House); I can take you out!" Best. Joke. Ever. Kudos to you, Trevor! Best joke on the subject! 🎉 🏆🎆

  • @yogi919
    @yogi919 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    keep getting your news from Facebook and Fox... and you will remain in the darkness... there is a reason why they are successful companies...

  • @ShankyHolmes
    @ShankyHolmes 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Keep uploading full length videos like this.

  • @Hmoob4u
    @Hmoob4u 7 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    "I'm too smart for this job and people just don't want me to do it. Therefore, I will resign the office of the presidency effective immediately." Donald Trump.

    • @string1414
      @string1414 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      When it happens, that's legit how he's gonna go out.

    • @seaofgreens
      @seaofgreens 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Moon Shadow - That this got you to waste your time watching a video you can't appreciate and troll the comments section where nobody gives a shit about what you have to say is victory enough. THAT is truly what is amazing.