Hello! Thanks for watching. Here is the charity i was talking about - www.milaap.org/fundraisers/support-abused-animals-1 (I know them personally and can vouch for their legitimacy) Stand up special: th-cam.com/video/WzPIkZi3v2g/w-d-xo.html Netflix episode: th-cam.com/video/RxQZXYI_uZQ/w-d-xo.html Stand up shows: UK/ Europe shows: 17th Nov '24 Manchester 22nd Nov '24 Amsterdam 23rd Nov '24 London 24th Nov '24 Dublin Tickets on raunaqrajani.in/ More shows to be announced soon.
I need the confidence piyush has first for going around naked in his gf's house and second for telling it infront of these many people like how extroverted are you?😭
@@realpeenominal I was saving up for the Zebronics party speaker which was 52k but someone else got it before I could reach 52k and now they have some 80k board game
Wow!!!! Who are these parents of Piyush's gf yaar? 😂 Edit: Fuck that!!! WTF is this Green Card girl story 😂. P.S. For the first time the audience stories were funnier than the email.
22:24 I think, the girl says "If he hadn't hung up maybe, if he hadn't hung up that's what the last line I would've said" 😭😭 I was too invested in her story lmaoo
Best episode ever! The reason being as simple as audience getting more footage than the host😂. Maybe making the show a bit more audience centric can prove to be a game changer.
33:14 The way I’ve heard a version of this play out in other cities. People get grief over being poly and some guys can’t even adhere to basic monogamy.
The wheeze i whoze 😭😭💀 the devil himself couldn’t beat that shii out of me. i would change names and renounce everything if someone shared that story (in the beginning) about me publicly 🤧
Fun fact, she has a serious wala crush on him and is dreaming a life with him😂 He also knows that but ignoring it because he thinks he can do better and this fact is hurting that girl😂 That's why she is so toxic😅 None of them wants to give up on their dreams Lol
Hello! Thanks for watching.
Here is the charity i was talking about - www.milaap.org/fundraisers/support-abused-animals-1 (I know them personally and can vouch for their legitimacy)
Stand up special: th-cam.com/video/WzPIkZi3v2g/w-d-xo.html
Netflix episode: th-cam.com/video/RxQZXYI_uZQ/w-d-xo.html
Stand up shows:
UK/ Europe shows:
17th Nov '24 Manchester
22nd Nov '24 Amsterdam
23rd Nov '24 London
24th Nov '24 Dublin
Tickets on raunaqrajani.in/
More shows to be announced soon.
that freakishly long tongue raunaq 😘😘🔥🔥🥰🥰😛😛
oh sh*t I got confused btw an iguana and a chameleon
head
BRO RAUNAQ DID YOU REMOVE MY COMMENT?
Bro your shit is gold. And it gets higher in value each episode.
I need the confidence piyush has first for going around naked in his gf's house and second for telling it infront of these many people like how extroverted are you?😭
I don't see any confidence in it... it's just stupidity and bullshit.. thinking of acting cool
Stupidity knows no bounds.
world has a balance of different people and it's not that deep.
You mean how shameless are you
lol
made up stories
The Denial "The Nile" Egypt joke was sooo good ... I laughed my ass off 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am sure half of them didn't understand
man that was a 200iq joke most of them didnt get it
I understood it after reading your comment. 😢
It's a very popular joke
It's a very common punchline
Like "The Denial (The Nile) is a river in Egypt"
Man I feel incredibly lonely watching these episodes yet I keep watching these for the jokes. I'm a masochist.
It's better to be alone than having this kind of behaviour.
Same 😅
I hope you find someone with the same kink as yours.
Masochist ?
Embrace the singularity☝
hoezay is funny by just existing.
Yess…
32:35
NDPS means Narcotic Drugs and Psychotropic Substances Act 😭😭
but i like the confidence of guy who said
"national drug protection scheme"
Has happened with all of us
@@human7679 yupp
😭 😭 😭
😂😂😂😂
And the funny thing is that everbody including the girl who mentioned it accepted it😂
Fuck I was about to comment the same comment. What confidence!
Sorabh low-key ate with the Denial wordplay 😂
Hoezaay bringing the Mumbaikar energy! Absolute best! 😂😂
Aaai chi...😂😂😂😂
kasa kai mumbai
Omggggg every story just kept getting bizzare 😂😂😂
I’m crying 😂
Fr😭😭
And I thought I was an oversharer 0:57
The first chap is blurred while telling his story and then rest of the episode we can see him sitting in the front 😂
It wasn't bad luck Piyush... it was stupidity! 🤦
yeah was coming here to say that
I don't think the parents were that chill that they would like to see such things and not react, they just had to (they would have thought ig)
30:50 Absolutely fell in love when she said "mc aurat" 😂😂😂
That was from her soul.
36:40 Every panellist went quiet. No one wants to go to jail 🤣🤣
One of the funniest episodes in recent times. It's always a pleasure seeing Jose on screen. That guy is a gem!
That first dude in the audience took us for a roller coaster ride.
My biggest flex is having 46k points on my Timezone card
Great! you can get the full cricket set. Woo!
@@red-o7 Nah, I can just get the full sized World Cup bat for 32k
lool same not 46k but 22k, prized possession.
@@realpeenominal I was saving up for the Zebronics party speaker which was 52k but someone else got it before I could reach 52k and now they have some 80k board game
how old are you ?
The blurring game is so on point that we know who the audience is already.😂
Anyone noticed the aunty listening to Piyush.
Right, the clueless expressions on her face 😂
29:36, its pretty evident Sourabh watches Peppa Pig. That's the absolute dad joke 😂😂
32:37, someone from the audience said NDPS is National Drugs PROTECTION scheme. I so need his confidence in my life! and also protect drugs
22:23 she said "if he hadn't hung up, maybe that's what i was gonna say"
Nivedita is single with a purpose and the purpose is self-sabotage! 😂😂
She didnt even say anything, bus hate karo faltu me, for no reason whatsoever
@@abhikumar4913 dumb dumb it's her intro in the video
@@abhikumar4913 it was her intro in the video bro
Sorabh, just get your kids to watch ‘Bluey’. The dad is nice and sweet lol
22:10 this is why I love hoezay 😘
that accent for mc🤌
@@pushkarsangalgikar HAHA
37:40 aashma took brutal revenge dude
Wow!!!! Who are these parents of Piyush's gf yaar? 😂
Edit: Fuck that!!! WTF is this Green Card girl story 😂.
P.S. For the first time the audience stories were funnier than the email.
NDPS - National Drug Protection Scheme, wtf was that 😂😂
@@nilaymani7394 same question wtf is that 😭
Samj ni a ra are they open minded ya la parwa itny..
i see what you did there hoezayy😂 4:35
22:24 I think, the girl says "If he hadn't hung up maybe, if he hadn't hung up that's what the last line I would've said" 😭😭 I was too invested in her story lmaoo
I absolutely love people like you. Thank you
38:49 she is into him , was i the only one to feel that?
lmao "kiska velcro tha udhar" XD
I think "this Aashma" really likes the guy but can't tell him 37:49
I know!! I was looking for this comment! So much jealous energy around it lol!
Nah
I think she's his bestfriend 😂
Raunaq Rajani is a national treasure. He must be protected at all cost.
Also nice censoring of people and then showing them in the later part of the video 😂
24:22 That girl's laughter.. 😂😂 but cute
The story at 42:00 had me in tears and disbelief as to why am i still watching it....
42:32 Gen Alpha back talking and retroactively healing previous generations
Hats off to the Green card girl in the audience... Jose ke Mumbai manus ko jaga diya😂😂
This episodes is too good Man 40:09 i was dying laughing 😂
Best episode ever! The reason being as simple as audience getting more footage than the host😂. Maybe making the show a bit more audience centric can prove to be a game changer.
The amount of shoulder slaps Hoezayy has gotten this episode 😂
This is the only TH-cam videos.. whose I watch both intro.. and outro.
That thoothoothoo is so unexpected and funny
33:14 The way I’ve heard a version of this play out in other cities. People get grief over being poly and some guys can’t even adhere to basic monogamy.
So women don't cheat apparently. What even 😂
Earliest ever on your videos only to see Jose step out of his house! 🧙🏽
6:13 look at the reaction of that aunty... 🤨🤨🤨 Agar ye inka beta hota tu gaya tha kaam se...
Hoezaay can write a book on " how to get away with farts " 😂
sourabh Pantz Ask FM joke was bang on....n so many others...itna intelligent n witty...so underrated
Wow today is truly QUITE the lineup. Well done 👏🏽
Bangaladesh was on 🔥🔥
But it was good to see
Shakib al hasan in this panel having fun!!!😂😂😂
22:17 hoezy bringing in the true marathi feeling when someone says something bad about mumbai ❤️👌🤣
I like the confidence of the guy who gave the full form for NDPS! Even Raunaq did not double check it!
27:50 Raunaq and his jokes😂😂😂😂
Maybe it’s me but why is Piyush giving “Suparna, Mujhe phone mat karna…Mujhe koi aur mil gayi hain.” ENERGY 😂
22:30 Hoezaay remembered suresh's dallas joke 😂😂
19:56 A Tamilian from California going for arranged marriage? Yes, I understand exactly what that means
what does that mean?
Tell us too
So what specifically does it mean?
CHAMTE word of the day 😂
Meaning ?
This is most amazing and hilarious Relationshit advice episodes till now
28:27 Happy independence day! Raunaq WHAT TIMING!!
Not your timing sadly
@@chitreshsoni1765 lol spare few seconds please😭
This is much funnier than just reading outnotes
That girl is saying "if he hadn't hung up, maybe I would have said that"
Just 1 question and 43 minutes long video. Best video so far 😂
I just love the reactions of the girl sitting behind the guy telling the stories
22:30 The minute she said Dallas, @hoezaay has a sparkle in his eyes. Parampara, Prathishtha, Anushasan.
hahaa Hoezeyyy
Just an average reaction if someone complains about Bombay xD
We need Hoezay more often on the show please…❤
this episode was more about getting a green card rather than in a relationship
man absolutely love seeing sorabh pant and hoezaay
In Relationshit,the part where they discuss the problem mails are the fun part for me.
This one didn't have that so idk
The wheeze i whoze 😭😭💀 the devil himself couldn’t beat that shii out of me. i would change names and renounce everything if someone shared that story (in the beginning) about me publicly 🤧
Best friend mandatory for all audience for this show from now on
The girls and the guy behind piyush, loving their expressions 😂
omg the guy at 3:35 in the second row in skyblue or white shirt, if you're reading this just know you are too cuteeee 😘
Yo aman kashyap chill!!!
35:57 face reveal 😂😂😂😂
Good noticing skill😂😂
They covered it I guess!
@@hemantbanik yes, they covered it now
That girl also beside that green card girl at some time stamp
NDPS is National Drugs and Psychotropic Substances not National Drugs Protection Scheme guys🤣🤣🤣
damm the audience stories were funnier than the questions...like this updated version of relationshit advice
I'm sure Hararmy representatives noticed Hoezaay smiling when he heard "Dallas" and waited for him to crack a joke on it 😂
Why is Jośe my inner ancestor’s voice?
I have it on good authority that Jose does not shut the bathroom door while pooping.
2nd row wale bandi ke expression during 1st story 😂😂😂
Liked the video before watching the episode just because i saw hoezay on the panel. Huge fan 🙌🏻😭
Oh God! Each word from Hoezay is a gem! Please get him permanently !
Best crowdwork ever seen lmao🤣
Nobody needs a friend like Ashma
Proud of amount of Bangladesh representation in this episode.
Hoezay! 🤌🏽 Your natural humour
This should’ve been friendship day special 😂 the fact the friends beside them stating the truth
This was a top panel, Hoezay need more Netflix standup singles!!
nah that asshma girl is so bad for the guy 😂😂 please leave her 😂
Fun fact, she has a serious wala crush on him and is dreaming a life with him😂
He also knows that but ignoring it because he thinks he can do better and this fact is hurting that girl😂
That's why she is so toxic😅
None of them wants to give up on their dreams
Lol
This crowd is littttttt!!!!!!!! This was a mass therapy sess for all of them ...literally bared it all
37:17 i mean i get those girls coz...
HBD- Hatt bey desi.😂😂😂😂
This should be one of best episode i guess may be because we are watching that long episode in recents videos
Poore intro me ek saal pehle ka status tha 😂
Yes because we shot last year
@@RaunaqRajani bht jaldi yad agai upload karni ki
Aashma is clearly jealous.
Of whom?
Exactly!!!
Aashma likes this guy forsure
She said “if he hadn’t hung up, maybe I would’ve said that”
The female frnd of the last boy is amazing she is true frnd
The loser kiss🤣🤣
Niveditha was so confused and out of words the whole part of first story. HILARIOUS 😂
This podcast is keep becoming more and more crazy with time 🤣🤣
Yeah. Freedom of speech on display
41:08 school ki yaad dila di 😂chamna ufffff