My Identity Crisis
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ก.ค. 2024
- The funny thing is that, in my list of all the guys I am, I left out some really quite substantial guys!!
But regardless, the important thing is I WILL BE THE FIRST SOCK MAN OF AMERICA!
JOIN US!!!
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You were never just “science guy,” you were always “check out this cool thing” guy. And socks are a cool thing
I feel like I'm just a very excited dog.
That is literally the best thing to be
@@vlogbrothers definitely golden retriever energy some days
very excited guy dog
@@vlogbrothers who ever disliked an excited dog?
There's a reason Jack-of-All-Trades is a trope! You're Hank-of-All-Guys!
before that became negative it was known as; a Renaissance man or Polymath, to quote "an individual whose knowledge spans many different subjects, known to draw on complex bodies of knowledge to solve specific problems."
The Hankeyist Hank of all possible Hanks. I'm very sorry I wrote that now but I will not stop
@@BardovBacchus😂
Playing Hank-a-mole with which guy you are right now.
Jack of all Trades, Master of Socks, Teacher to Flocks, did I mention the socks?
True Story:
Hank, I used your Crash Course videos to self study for a bunch of AP exams in high school, and in this way I was the first person in my family to afford to attend college.
I went to college in Boston (cold city) and went on a date with a girl from Orlando (hot city). It was immediately apparent that she had not packed for cold weather, so my first present to her was a subscription to the Awesome Socks Club so that she would at least have some reasonable socks to wear.
Flash forward a bit. I'm in the hospital and one of the things that has become incredibly difficult for me is putting my shoes on. My girlfriend brought me those same Awesome Socks so that the fun patterns would make putting on shoes just a little more enjoyable.
Flash forward to today. I've been with her for five years. I run my own non-profit that brings equitable education abroad, and there is at least one pair of Awesome Socks in my suitcase every time I fly. And literally today, I just had my first meeting with an angel investor to hopefully scale operations and reach more kids.
Thank you and thanks for socks.
Paying it forward like a boss you are!
Dude if you had just told a little lie and said the investor was wearing socks from the club you could have sold the movie rights
Hank, I work in surgery and in the ER, and I’ve (lovingly) forced all of the doctors and surgeons to get awesome socks -- so there’s people saving lives out here wearing the most awesome of socks ✨
YESSSS
"Ask not what your socks can do for your feet, ask what your feet in those socks can do for the world" - Hank, probably =/
This is literally the best use of these quote I’ve ever seen haha
As a podiatrists I will definitely use this quote while I sell Hank's socks🧦
Hank last week: I will not be president.
Hank this week: BUT I WILL BE SOCK MAN™!!
He is sick guy, not politician guy
“Imagine people complexly” is one of the most important lessons you and John have taught me. I’m very glad you’re multi-faceted. Because you don’t need to be a guy, you just need to be Hank.
For decades, all my father in law asked for for gifts was plain black socks. Then the Awesome Socks Club was born, and I said “nah man, we can do better than that.” So we gifted him a subscription way back at the beginning and now ALL of his socks are awesome. And he proudly shows them off to the grandkids whenever we come to visit 🥰
This message brought to you be the foundation to increase world sock
Ha!
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The patriotic swell of music sent me. Vote socks 2024
One-kind-of-guy-for-17-years-guy here. You're fine.
"I do not ride the storm.....I AM the storm!!!" --Hank Green
My new way to defend myself against other people's drama..... 🤔
I think this may have been a reference to the Stormlight Archive series?? But I’m not certain.
If you ever feel like doing sock advertisements over and over again isn't working just know that I've known about the Awesome Socks Club since y'all started and have always distantly thought, "Yeah I'll do that one day but :/ my sock drawer is pretty full so not right now." and then I started watching this video while cleaning out my dresser and realized how many hole-y socks I have. Never again!
YESS!!!!
I'm still waiting for the day that I run out of socks... 😂
One of us!! One of us!!
@@midnightcdc It's funny that over the years I've bought the same socks from the same store multiple times so even if one sock from a pair gets too holey there's plenty of identical socks to re-pair the good ones with, constantly shuffling them like the Sock Drawer of Theseus.
BUT if I ever manage to go through them all, I'll get in on the sock subscription train.
@@chillsahoy2640 identical? Lol, I purposely wear mismatched socks. It's fun.
This is part of why "Who the Eff is Hank" is so effective 😂
It's time for a revival of the "who the eff is Hank" joke, except instead of absurd things like being a mass of incandescant gas, it's all true things that sound like they couldn't all be true together
@@twojuicemanA gigantic nuclear furnace! (love your pfp)
@@twojuiceman YES!!!!!!! I love using this as a way to reclaim all the many guys Hank has been. Let me get this going:
Wait, who the eff is Hank?
Hank Green is the musician primarily known for his three solo albums and one live album, as well as his title role in the rock band Hank Green and the Perfect Strangers.
@@twojuiceman I appreciate this idea but I worry it's constrained by knowledge of Hank Trivia, and also less constrained but still a bit by the vast but still theoretically limited amount of guys that Hank has been so far
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"This is my foot" opposite Mercury Stardust is such a delightful little flex for both of you.
I was delighted to see Mercury (and your foot) in Hanks's video! Love Mercury.
I love hank devolving into a Brennan Lee Mullagan-esque sock rant, absolutely made my day
Hank, I mean this with the utmost respect and intense jealousy, your brand is dork. Everything you do fits that brand and you are our king!
THIS! 😂😂😂🎉
The true meaning of nerdfighter: a nerd who fights injustice!
Yep, he is a professional dork and we wouldn't want it any other way
Whenever Hank calls Ceri and Sam "dorks" or similar on Scishow Tangents as a term of endearment, I'm always thinking "Something, something, pot, kettle, black...you're all dorks and I love that!"
Hey Hank? Just be Hank. All that Hank is is a good choice.
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Hank really be sayin "I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING"
His Motivation is off the charts!
You’re The everything guy! You can do anything you want..all of it.. we’ll be with you all the way. My daughter and I wish we could afford the sock club and the rock club and the pin club😢 we love you and your brother, blessings
Bruce wayne: "I am batman"
Hank Green: "I am sockman"
"Sockman is just a rich guy with an affinity for socks, and charitable giving." - John, probably
He did kind of sound like batman at the end there...
the inspirational campaign music💀
I can relate, Hank. Thanks for having the courage to think these things through with us on the internet. And yes, I bought your socks....
WAIT Hank that's my face in the sea of sock submissions 😭 thank you for using my silly photo, I love these socks so much and I love talking about them any chance I get!
Well done keeping the identity crisis to almost 4 mins 😂
Always good to see a young Sock candidate in this day in age with fresh sock ideas. You have my vote good sir!
I love that you've always been changing hank, ever since i first learned of you in highschool when my science teacher had our class watch crash course videos. Youre one of my favorite science communicators and general Internet personalities.
People are layered! And we can all have as many layers as we want!
And I love being a part of the awesome sock club!!
Can we have an Inside-Out for all of Hank's "guys" controlling Hank? This needs to exist
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i am an old school nerdfighter and i always think it's funny people refer to you as science guy from tiktok. i mean of course, science is your "thing", but when i was a 14 yo teen girl (i'm a 30 yo woman now) you were the louder vlogbrothers guy to me. i still find it odd hoe some folks got into your work through crash course (that launched after i graduated), tiktok is a whole new world. anyway, great video!
Yep, when I was a teenager, he was just the loud bubbly exciting music making vlog brother
Same. It's BANANAS to me that I started watching vlogbrothers when I was 12. I'm 29 now. These two brothers have been a part of my life for most of my life now.
You inspire me. You're the light that shows me we need not be afraid of the fullness of our being. Please keep doing whatever weird shit you want to.
All your guys are great!! I’m such a huge sock fan and when you first announced the awesome socks club I was so excited. I’m about to take a pair on the Colorado trail this month!
Obviously you’re Hank Green, does-everything-guy
Having too many brands in a way is a brand
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I immediately stopped to Google where "I do not ride the storm I am the storm" is from only to be dumbfounded he just came up with that
Yeah, closest I found was "reap or ride the whirlwind"
I thought it was a Stormlight Archive reference
@@hacktasticsame
"You cannot survive/defeat the storm."
"I am the storm."
Is one I've seen quoted a lot as a general inspirational saying, but Hank's is better. xD
I need that on a shirt.
Or socks.
Hank I discovered you when I was in 6th grade, and to me you were "John's brother" guy. Now I am starting a new career as an EMT, and life is crazy. You've become "one of those guys who helped me get through the early stages of life so I can get to this moment" guy.
Hank Green, some people rock! You sock!🙂
Seriously, I'm a big fan. Thank you for being who you are.
You aren't just "science guy." You are "Hank Green guy, " you are more than "science guy, " "cancer guy, " or any other guy. You are all the guys that you want to be. You are science guy and sock guy, and so many more guys. You are the "guy guy"
3:38 I'm just happy to know that Hank knows the Handy Ma'am.
i know, right!!
Mercury & Hank's sox in the same photo. Perfection!
now, can we get her on SciShow Tangents?
Yapp, she's great!
You are whatever makes you happy, if your happy thing you share is also my happy thing I watch, if not I will still probably watch because I enjoy your viewpoint on things and intelligence! So do you!! ❤
This is such a meaningful conversation. I signed up for a subscription for both me & my son. Thank you for being YOU.
"America's First Sock Man of America, Hank Green.' I've never felt so patriotic before
It's giving "Jed Bartlet and Billy Mays campaign for Sock Guy 2024"
watched back in the day, started halfway through year one. was hooked immediately. didn't have many friends as a young man and y'all made me feel part of something. I will forever be a nerd fighter doing his happy dance... you and your brothers voices are so nostalgic to me... thank you! the problem rant hit so home for me aha
Because of you and your videos, i was inspired, now after my own cancer situation, to re-educate myself on hpwto get excited about things, even let myself get a bit overwhelmed about all the different things out there I could and want to be. For some of us, broken by the pandemic, broke and totally alone in the world, with zero "get well cards" when we have cancer, and nothing but toxic abusive families gloating over our demise, the "what s the point" post treatment phase can be quite extensive, so it was interesting to hear in another of your videos in which you admitted that ...that is a thing!🎉 cheers!
At first, I wasn't going to buy the socks because I have a very specific style and even more specific super sensitive disabled feet. But then I saw the model who's like me. It warmed my heart more than any sock could. I think I'm going to subscribe to those socks. You're great at this sock guy thing, Hank.
I hope you love them and they're good to your feet. The new style is so soft, and they're fun. ❤
@@diyeana Thank you 💚
not to take business from Hank etc but have you ever tried Bomba socks? I have sock issues as well and they don't have a seamed toe box and they're blissful - well, for socks
@@leward7788 Thank you for the tip but the website says that they don't ship outside of US. I'm from Europe.
It's you and John who taught me that diversifying your identity is the best way to be a happy and fulfilled person, but I definitely understand feeling like you're being pulled in too many directions. Just know that whatever kinds of guys you choose to be, there will always be a community who appreciates and wants to support that guy!
Welcome to the human experience! You’ve encouraged me to be a go back to school lady and become a science lady. Thanks guy, for the socks. Great quality and fun styles❤
You're the Hank Green guy, and you are and have been unexplainably valuable to me and so many other people, I love your science videos - your video about the first images out of the JWST made me actually understand what I was seeing and brought me to tears about the majesty of the universe and the unbelievable ability we have to see and understand it. But everything else you do, from reimaging how a business can work to making amazing comedy about cancer is uplifting and beautiful. Whatever you do, we're all grateful that you do it.
*Also you were the best part about Mentopolis and that's saying a lot, because that was a tour de force of hilarious DND people
This is one of the most "Hank" videos I've seen in a while, somehow. Don't stop being...whichever guy you are in the moment
So much this
luv how the first half is just a preface for “please let me do a weird ad”
Thank you for always being your authentic self. I appreciate this discussion of being too many guys.
You are all oh the above! Plus a father, husband, brother and whatever else you want to be.
Your curiosity is inspiring.
ILY Hank. I’m busy running in the lavender fields in France but it’s more important that I catch an early comment for once. Love from Australia/ France
i thought it was such a cool little connection when it dawned on me that i have a bunch of matching socks with hank green. then i realized i have multiple pairs of socks in common with individuals all over the world. now i feel a little spark of joy whenever i put on my awesome socks, as i think about the other people who love them as much as i do. i’m excited for the day when i see a pair in the wild!
But that's why I love your videos! You're multidimensional! I appreciate that you aren't just...a brand. I get deeply uncomfortable by people who become like...one single facet of a marketable concept.
the awesome socks are the best socks. it took me some fiddling around, but i found the right size and style and now they’re all i want to wear. and you’re right, the surprise is delightful every month and i love it
the presidential campaign music took me out 💀💀
something about "John I'll see you in August" is such a good bit
You are Hank Green; you are you! You have always shared what you are interested in, in ways that are easy to understand, with accessibility to everyone you can. 😊😊
Honestly you are the best. All the guys that you are, are awesome. And no matter what anybody says, if you put a few of those guys away for a bit to focus the energy on other guys that you feel like being, we are here for it.
you are the "check out this thing I care about, and maybe you care too." guy, and this is ok in itself. but if it is someone like you who reflects and actually thinks and educates it is.. an amazing guy to be.
In the wise words of your brother: Imagine (yourself) complexly!
You being all those guys, is part of what I love about you so much! I finally got to see comedian Hank Green, and I love that guy just as much as the other Hanks.
Also, that joke about mother's counting children's deaths to go to sleep, is one of my favorite jokes ever. Man, you really understand moms!
Thank you for making me laugh very hard during this really bad day I’m having. I parasocially love you Hank.
hank is the teacher who everyone loved to have had. just the one teacher who changes your perspective of what teachers do, what teaching is like. if you like what you do, then some of it will rub off on other people.
As Popeye says "I am what I am and thats all that I am"
Shelley Duvall :(
Thought ending cliche
DUDE! I like all the Hanks. I see you're involved in something, and I'm like, must be good. AND IT IS. Love ya man. Never doubt yourself.
We need the wisdom you guys often provide in the wake of these recent events!
My one complaint about the Awesome Socks Club is that they have sent me too many high quality socks, and despite daily use, and gifting a couple I'm running out of room in my sock drawer.
You can cancel any time!!
Same here - I know it's super easy to cancel or pause my subscription. But, I get FOMO thinking about what cool monthly design(s) I might skip! I want to 100% my Awesome Socks collection!
@@xdarkeagle17xthis. 100%
time for a second sock drawer.
@@javabill a whole sock room, perhaps
"But it does matter to me when I don't have the energy or the time to be all the guys I expect myself to be."
God, me too. :,(
I used to have more energy!!!
@@vlogbrothers I don't think I remember a time at all where I had the disposition and the resources to be all the guys I wanted to, but darnit I will keep trying. I hope you do too.
ADHD mood
@@vlogbrothersAs American poet Miley Cyrus would say, "That's 'cause I used to be young."
Yes, this resonates so much!
I appreciate your multidimensionality. Thank you for having so many interests and sharing them
Hank to me you're the "make things interesting guy". Whatever you talk about you have an exceptional talent to share your enthusiasm and make things exciting and interesting, which in turn either brings people joy or teaches them something new. It's a pretty awesome ability!
Can't wait for Technology Connections or someone releases a 2 hour long video essay on socks and stake a claim for the Sock Guy crown, thus beginning The Sock Wars.
A running influencer preaching merino wool superiority. If I had a platform, that would be my number one priority. 20 dollars a pair but 100% worth it. All other sock textiles are chasing after merino wool, trying to be it, but none can.
In the most wholesome of ways, I am madly in love with both Hank and John Green.
Oh I feel you there!
Absolutely! They're too good for this world, but we're lucky to have them.
Just be yourself! We appreciate your multifacetedness! I don't think you need to worry about being stuck in a pigeonhole by being sock guy or science guy. Part of your "brand" is doing and talking about all the cool things. I think we appreciate it bc you speak about all these things with so much sincere enthusiasm and bc it reminds us of ourselves -- we are all super multifaceted; just most people aren't able to show off so many areas that they are interested in publicly or with their careers as effectively as you. You reflect something nuanced and valuable in all of us. I hope someday I can have a career that ties a bunch of my different interests together too!
Expectation is the death of imagination. Just be you, Hank. We love you for you!
Dear Hank, you are a renaissance man, a polymath, the Benjamin Franklin of ye old TH-cam. This is your brand. Always starting a new thing is why I enjoy you so much and relate to your content for I am also this way. Every new thing you do validates my own multidimensional set of interests. When are you coming out with an album? Let’s make that one happen. :-)
Hank Green-certified sock storm
Lynn in customer service is awesome and helpful! Tell her I say hi.
I appreciate you so freaking much Hank. Thank you for making me want to re-enter the awesome socks club. Not sure why I stopped getting them, but I need them back in my life.
We ❤ Any Sorta Guy Hank!
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I like the Hank Green guy. You're like a variety streamer, you don't stick to one game, you play all the games.
I have to say, being sock guy is one of the the best guys you can be. I check back on your progress videos about the hospital in Sierra Leone every now and then, and I want you to know that by being sock guy, you’re really also being “working directly to provide a vital healthcare center to a whole country” guy. You and your socks have had a huge impact, and I’m glad. Thank you for using your platform to help so many people.
Also- do you think you’d ever introduce some grippy socks to your awesome sock club? I recently have been wearing socks inside (long story, basically need to be nonslip at all times), and they’re all bright colors, but they’re all solid colors. I would love some funky nonslip socks, especially if they’d go to help built a hospital
Awesome socks help me get through gloomy Canadian winters. They also brighten other people's days. My proctologist, during a preliminary exam actually asked me where she could get fun socks for her dad. It was one of the greatest fashion compliments I've ever gotten.
First 15 seconds: 🎶 it’s me. Hi. I’m the problem, it’s me. 🎶
Hank is the guy that know a guy that knows a guy that can get you whatever you need. Except he’s all of them.
* only if what you need is a way towards a more equitable future! Lol
To me you will always be THE TH-cam guy. And since TH-cam is a very multifaceted thing so are you. You encompasses the science that has helped get an entire generation through highschool and even college. The social issues that plague the world, and you are also just the fun stuff
Hank, you are exactly who you are, and it makes those of us who also contain universes not feel so restricted by having to choose a personal brand to continue existing. Thank you for being more than your brand to all of us. Keep doing that and we will keep buying socks ;)
Hank, your combination of intense genuine passion and intense genuine silliness is absolutely delightful. This is one of my favorite videos of yours I've seen in ages, and I like all of them. Great work!
Good afternoon Hank this is Mike. I prayed for you when you had cancer and I now pray for John. He is loved and a treasure to this world. I have battled with depression before and it sucks. I hope his July media vacation is beneficial and he is in our thoughts. Hank, I'll see you on Tuesday. John I'll see you in August.
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Buy the damn socks Mike 😂🎉😂
"In the world of the Personal Brand, it is good to find out who you are, and STICK TO IT"
I knew April May was a self-insert. I knew it so bad x)
no but fr it's so fun reading your books because the Hank-ness of them just oozes out of the pages. I can hear reflections of things I've heard you say on this channel over the years coming back at me from your characters and the world that the story sketches out for us. They're really... quite something. Make more!! if u want to ofc. Please! NOW!! if that's when ur ready
You’re not a brand, dude. U a person who accomplished a lotta wonderful things, of course you’ll want to explore it. Don’t expect urself to be so consistent, expect urself to do ur best in each your phases. Loved the socks
I love all the different Guys hank is, but I will admit when he said "doing dungeons and dragons sometimes" I went YAYYY so I guess the fantasy nerd within me likes that part of hank a lot
Personally I like that since I started watching yall from the original Brotherhood 2.0 project you've consistently grown and changed as people, and still remained good people. Thats what keeps me watching and coming back.
You were Science guy to me, but lately I feel like I've gotten to know you much better. You're Hank Green and I love your socks and stand up comedy and science stuff and all of that circles back to a curious and compassionate perspective on the world.
❤ We have been experiencing the joy of Hank-everything-guy for a long time. Someone even wrote a song in 2014. Going to have to go find it now.
Ive read hanks books and understand that this is a mostly constructed crisis to clickbait into a sock commercial but i just wanna say i would really like another season of dimension 20 guest starring hank. comedy hank is great
I broke up with a friend a few years ago, and during the break up he said he didn't want to go along with my '3rd reinvention of myself'. It's 11 Bill. I met you during my 9th incarnation. You only experienced 9 and 10. Don't stop changing
Bye, Bill!
I think it makes you well rounded and interesting. Be who you are in the moment!
I love Awesome Socks and I’m glad they started to come in ankle style shortly after I signed up 😊