Shhhhh! Stop talking about red blob I locked her in one of my dimensions and you will never get her back!!!! You could however trade your life to go see her but she might be skin and bones by now because I haven’t fed her since 2016! No refunds!
You know, it's funny when you turn on subtitles and it correctly recognizes "Madoka" even though it's not even an english word but it reads "panties" as "plantation".
i know right i think i see some family friendly anime oh look there not underwear shots woo hoo see there like only one anime that has underwear shots(that poor anime we know there only some unlucky anime with no Underwear shots or boob shot and that anime is aot in our world ) Oh look jean not a farm animal ...................what fucking drugs am i on? Jean human Haha dont make me laugh a face like that is a animal or just a very fucked up baby
"Oh boy, and I just watched this anime last weekend. What a roller coaster that was. Sure why not " *clicks* *Kingdom Hearts 2 The World that Never Was music begins * "I've come to the right place"
This video has had me annoyingly saying, 'I know right.' In a sarcastic voice all the time when people start talking obvious shit. ... It's been six years now.
Well, since almost nothing would've made sense to you anyway when watching this, I'd say you are safe (although now you know the show is dark and people die; something no one expected when this show first aired)
Actually, the most savage was that giant clown-sperm thing that went all "blurb-bur-blur-bur-blurb" on Mami after biting her head off. I'm not sure I've ever listened to a more disturbing and arousing noise.
Максим Больбасов I feel like there would be a lot more references in there, given the nature of this show. Probably just an unhealthy fascination with Nic Cage.
![Puella Magi Madoka Magica [CONCEPT MOVIE (4)] Trailer [HD] ENG SUB](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xRq01091Fl4/mqdefault.jpg)
The really disturbing thing is that the teacher makes more sense in this version than in the original.
I'm sorry what
I know right
I've watched the whole thing,and yes ,she very much does not make any sense
?
Lol
"You should become magical girls so I can cure my crippling loneliness"
Mami in a nutshell
3:29
I know right?
Nah she wanted cake
@@TheLostGrem we all known how well that ended
@@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou don't worry, it all went over her head
the longest 30 seconds of my life
I know right!
omg more madoka's
At least it wasn't five minutes like the fight with Frieza and Goku
XD
I know right!!
"Sup Bitches." -Homura Akemi 2017
it's pronounced "shup bitches"
"Please stop talking. With every word that floats out of that pretty little mouth of yours i become more and more moist"
Ball slapping fine ass (idk qhat goes here so-
@@kindlysunflowers9044 ball-slappin-fine-ass-smokin-hot-
emo-goth-chick
*2016
But yes
being meguca is suffering
Don't throw souls
@@MagnoliaWisteria huehuehuehuehuehue
I came here after watching meduka..I need to watch it again
@@MagnoliaWisteria what is happened?
@@uwumaster1837 madeka threw soul
"I've always wanted to be a Magic b****
Kyubey:....Do it :3
I know right!
Alright, you cookieless Oreo fuck!!
Kyubey is the awesome b####!!!
But that smokin hot goth emo chick said to not become one
That awkward moment when you thought madoka magica was an innocent magical girl anime
Carlee Boulais IKR
I know, right?
Carlee Boulais that's why it became so infamous.
Carlee Boulais OMG SAME!!!!!
Even in the real anime. "Aw! This show is so cu- OH MY GOD DID THAT THING JUST EAT HER HEAD?!"
I didn't realize Kyoko wasn't in it until you mentionned her I feel ashamed
I swear there was another character? Maybe she must had been that important anyways
this only proves the point!
I know, right?
Kyoko is my favorite but this same thing happened to me :")
who?
"You delicious pink ball of love".
I'm sold.
I know right
3:29 “Use your head, Don’t Lose it. Wear a hard hat.” Foreshadowing
The funniest part is that said foreshadowing happens like 10 seconds later
"and that's how I dealt with my kidney stone. any questions?"
"what the fu-"
lol 😂😂
XD
I got you to 1k
We heard and saw
What's a kidney stone?
30 seconds in 10 minutes?
"I am tripping serious balls right now."
DUDE, I AM TRIPPING BALLS
No, you're not on drugs... You're on Namek.
*I know, right?*
lol
Ad revenue 😂😂
I love how they say "I know right" so many times that it starts to get funny at some point.
I KNOW, RIGHT?
MASTER PLANER good name
**I KNOW RIGHT??**
Well, can't argue with that.
I know right
I love how kyoko isn’t even in this
Wait huh.... Who's kyoko i never heard that name before
😭
Feelsbadman ,I really liked her
@@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou ikr;___;
*rip kyoko*
"I've always wanted to be a magic bitch" Is a statement I never realized I needed to hear in my life
"do you really....want to be...in me rape dungeon...so BADLY?" ~ Homura 2016
Ryuoha when was that
Mika ritsu At 8:08
Ryuoha "Hell yeah!" - Madoka 2016
is this the official English dub?
SavePrivateTaco Sure
***** can i buy it on amazon?
Sure
***** do you love me?
***** it hurts so much :(
my girlfriend watched this with me now everytime she says " I know right " she mimicks the voice from this video ...
I'm not sure if that's a gift or a curse. I do know that it is something, and something is all right with me.
UntilDawnCreeps I know right !?
Good for you! Got a girlfriend with a good sense of humor!
I see you with your girl
ig kno rigt
Witch: * *exists*
Mami: oh no a witch
Sayaka: oh no a witch
Madoka: oh no a witch
Emo one: oh no a witch
Sakura: oh no I forget my foods at home
Himawari . png By emo one I think you mean “ball-slapping fine-ass smoking-hot emo goth chick”
Correction: Meduka
You forgot kyoko
Julia Kennedy Sakura Kyouko, it’s up there
@@Xyca I become meguca!
I’ve never seen this anime before, but if Homura doesn’t sound like Sean Connery in the official dub, I’ll be very disappointed.
so how disappointed are you
@@raresideb must be pretty disappointed
And if Kyubey doesn't sound like Liam Neeson..
Asian dad : "You doctor yet?"
Homura : "You god yet?"
I'm expecting the next in 30 seconds to be around 20 minutes.
btw i love you
I laughed way too much at this comment!!!
Maskarada The Spartan
Don't trust pancakes.
Neiroe Pancakes are amazing tho
The way homura says "Magical Lass".
.. I. Love. It.
i know right? "Oi loick yee op een moi rape dungeon"''
"Anything is possible in anime"
Lamia MJ I know right
I wanna like this but it’s at 69....
@@joshuafahey3587 I see what you did there
Except normal things
Even fit 10 minutes into 30 seconds
“so... homura...? do you um... listen to... girl in red???”
Underrated
woman in scarlet
"in 30 seconds"
*looks at **9:57** video time*
I'm gettin' suspicious.
I know right!
Eh close enough
This video must have been directed by lord frieza
@@thelosergod *I KNOW RIGHT??*
Well you see, Homura slowed down time so that it would fit within 30 seconds.
Makoka Magica is cute, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
Awkward Potato Your profile picture makes this comment 10X better
M a k o k a
no
Awkward Potato you can get whatever you want they said
Who said that?
The original voices have forever been ruined for me, they will never been as good as this.
sooooo true
I know right?
I know right
I love how Kyubey's captions are in distorted zalgo speech.
I know, right?
anyway, ehm.. *awkward cough
contract?
I thought my thing was broken or something 😂
When Kyoko’s your favorite character...
bxnxnxs ? lmao who’s that?
I'm so sad
Yep exactly this would gain my like if kyoko was here
Shhhhh! Stop talking about red blob I locked her in one of my dimensions and you will never get her back!!!! You could however trade your life to go see her but she might be skin and bones by now because I haven’t fed her since 2016! No refunds!
@@caitiluvs the hell u talking about
You know, it's funny when you turn on subtitles and it correctly recognizes "Madoka" even though it's not even an english word but it reads "panties" as "plantation".
I know right?
Aska2468 t ikr
I know right?
TH-cam
Aska2468 I know right?
Homura: "It's so bright, but I can't stop looking at dat ass" LOL
God that Kyoko reference at the end was......savage XD
Swagger Joyce don't be silly. Kyoko isn't real
wait who is kyoko again
Kyoko? You mean the red one?
KYOKO DESERVED BETTER
She may not have contributed much to the story, but she was still a good character with a sad back story.
*clicks Video*
*Sacred Moon starts playing*
Madoka: "I am tripping SERIOUS BALLS right now!"
Me: OH BOY this is gonna be GOOD!
I know right?
What the fu-
"meDOHka ya cAAAHnt be here you'll become a Magical LassHHHH!"
"I know, right!"
The voice fits Homura so well o.o
I know right?! haha
Lol
Sobenarith Pond They really aren’t
"i become more and more moist"
Damn these drugs made 30 seconds feel like 9 minutes.
I know right?
DManVI lol
i know right i think i see some family friendly anime oh look there not underwear shots woo hoo see there like only one anime that has underwear shots(that poor anime we know there only some unlucky anime with no Underwear shots or boob shot and that anime is aot in our world ) Oh look jean not a farm animal ...................what fucking drugs am i on? Jean human Haha dont make me laugh a face like that is a animal or just a very fucked up baby
ive always wanted to be a magic bitch XD
I know right? lol
What the fuck, lol
Just wear a shirt of abercrombie & Bitch and you will be a magic bitch automatically!
I know right
Me too!
madoka magica in 2 seconds:
"being meguca is suffering"
Plot twist: Everything before 8:45 was a flashback, so it actually was 30 seconds.
HoodieSticks :o
I know right
"delicious pink ball of love" OMFG I'm dying
I know right!
Now we just need Madoka Magica Rebellion in 30 Seconds lol
It would just be "What da fu-" repeated over and over.
NerdyGamerGeek I know, right?
PartySpyro101 ANN TAKAMAMI
Brandon Roberts She didn't accept being friendzoned by god
You couldn't even explain that shit in a PHD thesis over 500 pages.
when it says 30 seconds but its 9 minutes
They may have gone over 30 seconds but just a bit.... but not enough to warrant a title change, I think, RIght? Right?
I know, right?
pssh it's just 8 minutes and 30 seconds of intro.
"Oh boy, and I just watched this anime last weekend. What a roller coaster that was. Sure why not "
*clicks*
*Kingdom Hearts 2 The World that Never Was music begins *
"I've come to the right place"
I thought the same like woah kh music nice
In the beginning?
every "i know right" by madoka. (bonus "i know right") 6:43
1:36
1:42
3:15
3:27
7:00
8:05
9:00
i hate myself.
I k n o w r i g h t
@@RajasaurusIrl *I* *KNOW* *RIGHT*
She knows, right?
I don't know
Thanks bro
"Do ya really want to be en my Rape Dungeon, SO BADLY?!"
"HELL YEAH I DO!"
Me: I am figuratively dying from laughing, and Homura is so funny!
Homura has humour after all
"Allright you"
"Cookieless"
"Oreo"
"Fuck"
Silkmoon good point
"... And I'm out of Madoka Panties."
*laughs hysterically*
lol and did enyone else here see the poster in the background of mami's apartment? it said '"use your head dont lose it!! wear a hard hat" at 3:32
No
cindy lemon XD i thought that was funny, the poster i mean XD
The irony in that
The voices are the best part of this 😂💀 had be rolling and dying.
Tia Melancholy I can’t keep a straight face while watching this 😆. 😆
I know right?!
6:07 the English subtitle says 'that's why she's called HOMOra'. Epic
I didn't even remember Kyoko until the apple part LOL
Me too lol XD
Kyouko, do a better job at saving your waifu damnit
Lol I forgot her name until I read your comment! I just saw the apple and thought "Oh yeah....um....red bitch?"
+Justin Costanzo
Well if you read a lot of KyouSaya doujinshi it's rather hard to forget their names lol
I know right?
I was counting the seconds with no kyouko in it and insta downvoted when the video ended with only a terrible joke.
"Yuri undertones" * Falls on floor laughing *
2:43
what do you mean "undertone"
@@AyakaruJuuhachi I know right ?
@@colinhays3456 whaa the fuuuu-
"UNDERTONES" BITCH SHE LITERALLY REWORTE THE UNIVERSE BECAUSE SHE HAD A CRUSH ON HER LMAOOOO
@@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou "goth chick falls for pink haired girl who contracted a space ferret" is the name of the show here
Take a shot for every "I know, right?"
Why are you not higher up?
Aka Panda,
Thanks, now I'm getting drunk!!!!!!! :D
Died from overdose
“USE YOUR HEAD
DON’T LOSE IT !!
WEAR A
HARD HAT”
I'm glad I've returned again to this video. It never gets old
Thatfool Forlife true 😆! It’s still so funny 🤣! It’s so hard not to laugh 😂
I know right!?
Everton Harvey this video is still so funny 😆 😆
Everton Harvey the voice cast is priceless lol 😂. This is probably better than the original 😂
"Madoka Magica in 30 seconds! "
Video is 9:57
Confucious says, "Im confused"
Kirika accelerated the video! This . . . is Heaven!
"anything is possible in anime" XD
I know right?
8:29 I'M DYING!!!
"Damn I should be angry! BUT I CAN'T STOP STARING AT DAT ASS!!!!!"
every time it gets to that part, I literally can't stop staring at madoka's ass, no joke...
- homura
This killed me, Homura's voice/accent and personality is amazing 😂😂
I KnoW RigHT?!???!?!?
wtf is this masterpiece
Damn right!
-Edileox - what the fu-
30 seconds indeed
Also where's Rebellion
shit where's kyoko
Ikr we need more Kyouko
I know right? Maybe the 30 second length is a sign of videos to come.
Stand users attract other stand users
Your 30 seconds title is why I have trust issues you know
Well.. Can't argue with that.
Hearing Madoka saying "what the f*ck" is something I never knew I needed.
This video has had me annoyingly saying, 'I know right.' In a sarcastic voice all the time when people start talking obvious shit.
... It's been six years now.
I don't even know if I spoiled anything to myself by watching this what-the-fuck-was-that 30 seconds crack.
QentoS No, it wasn't spoiled completely, so go watch it.
Well, since almost nothing would've made sense to you anyway when watching this, I'd say you are safe (although now you know the show is dark and people die; something no one expected when this show first aired)
It's possible you can't even spoil it for yourself after watching the whole anime. After I did I'm still not quite sure what I just saw.
youve spoiled too much to get the same enjoyment as someone who has never watched it
still, watch it
Homura's voice is incredible. 10/10
THE WINNER agrees 👍
Poor Kyoko, she isn't there XD
I know right?
Well, at least the apple is there
Who ever kyoko is
She must not be that important.
i dont know of this kyoko you speak of, but it sounds just like Radditz.
Kyoko was the best character in the series, and she's cut from here.
And that’s how I dealt with my kidney stone. Any questions?
What the fu-
homura sounds way better like this lol
Maguel jacobs I agree lol 😂.
I wanna hear rebellion with this voice
LOL "there must've been another character in this... but she wasn't all that important" as an apple flies by.
Kyoko ; m ;
Fucking beautiful guys xD
You didn't hear this from me, but this one wasn't actually in 30 seconds.... TELL NO ONE.
UntilDawnCreeps don't worry, I won't talk ;)
*hiding behind a tree* holy shit its not 30 seconds
I know, right?
yo first comment on this legendary video
OMG I SAW THE APPLE AND I WAS LIKE WAAIIITTTT, THERES NO KYOUKO!!
Same here. They cut the best character.
"I swear there was another character in this? Oh well. she must not have been that important anyways." Kyouko was best girl, how dare you :'(
The "alright you cookieless OREO F U C K" was my favorite thing
love that emperor palpatine "do it" around 7:45
You mean 0;21?
OH GOD I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT!
Holy shiet man! That's so amazing, I'm laughing my ass off so hard right now XD
Neil Gallardo r
Neil Gallardo same
Also Luke's "that's not true... that's impossible!"
They say if you seen *Nic Cage* in this vid you will be blessed to become Magical Bitch yourself in the near future!
What anime is ur profile pic from? If doujin please tell me the title
Kôito [コイト] Thanks :)
I heard someone wanted to form a contract?
Kyuubey listen u little shit. Killing innocent bitches like that. It ain't right.
Omg Grell!!! What are you doing here???
That was the best 10 minutes of my life
30 seconds*
* Chiaki * lol
I KNOW, RIGHT?
KomA hinA *30 seconds*
Kyubey: everything is possible in anime-
Madoka: maybe i should not
Love how at 3:44 as Homura enters the music changes to Fate/Zero's soundtrack, praise Kajiura
HOMURA IS A FUCKING SAVAGE OH GOD. HAHAHA
Yes I am
Actually, the most savage was that giant clown-sperm thing that went all "blurb-bur-blur-bur-blurb" on Mami after biting her head off. I'm not sure I've ever listened to a more disturbing and arousing noise.
Qichar arousing?!?!?! wtf nigga
Umi H. Sonoda I know right?
06:08 and 08:07 Homura was really serious when she said those words just watch the movie Rebellion.
....why has homura been replaced by sean connery
....
....
....also, wow, that just turned into revenge of the sith.
coobie : hello there
Madoka: "Oh God she is looking at me! Play it cool.... play it cool"
Nobody:
No one:
No soul disturb:
Madoka: *shit herself* 2:22
I KNOW RIGHT??!!!
I always interpreted the sound as a faucet :P
0:58 those r my words during P.E. when I nearly get hit in the face
"I shouldn't..."
"Do it."
6:57
"Don't trust pancakes"
Why does this channel have an obsession with Nicholas Cage.
Homestuck reference? Maybe?
Максим Больбасов I feel like there would be a lot more references in there, given the nature of this show. Probably just an unhealthy fascination with Nic Cage.
The voice actor for Madoka in this is so good LMAOO
I know, right!?
Doctor: You have 30 seconds to live.
Patient: At least I have enough time to watch this-
They don't 🤣
3:33 "I've dun fucked up"
Me: "Should've listened to Homura"
the kyosuke part is hilarious
I know right?
I know right?
I know right?
doctor: you have 30 seconds to live
me: watches this
dies with 9:27 minutes left
“I’m not 100% sure but I’m pretty sure I’ve become god” I think this is my favourite phrase ever now
I know right
The way Homura says “don’t turn into a magical lass” is fricking funny, and I don’t even know what lass means
Another word for young girl
@@benji2495 I know it by now
@@leftdreamer6881 I don't look at comment age haha
if this was an actual anime I'd watch this
I know right
it is a real anime, this is just fake words.
it kinda is...watch it anyways!
psyko good point
Liz Cat well I meant if the words were in the anime
Best 30 seconds of my life
4:27 Sora and Shiro Lol.
Ahhh, I wondered who they were. Thanks very much indeed for the clarification!
Does anyone else want a shirt that says “ I’ve always wanted to be a magic bitch”
"Anything is possible is in anime"
I know right