Jeff Foxworthy's Facts of Life | Netflix Is A Joke
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- Jeff Foxworthy breaks down the facts of life no one talks about. Grab a pen.
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That part about women asking more questions than us guys have answers to is funny because it’s so true.
You
Probably the best comedian that tells Dad jokes.
Man he's aging gracefully, one of the best comedians ever to walk the earth, i remember listening to him for 20 years when i was a truck driver, him, Bill Engvall and Ron White, not too much of a Larry the Cable Guy fan.
I like Larry, but sometimes he does way too much garbage crap jokes.
Larry's definitely the least funniest. I never understood why he was so popular
Ron white is my kinda guy.
Larry was definitely the dud of the group
@@mintjulius275 Yea i agree completely.
I really miss the 4 guys and their comedy tours. Those were such great shows, laughing hysterically!
Could have done without Larry the Cable Goon though
Same
He's such a good writer.
He’s so right about the drinking thing. It just makes me so damn sleepy that I don’t care for alcohol at all. It’s no fun for me. Lol
It does the exact same for me. I still remember nine years ago when I took a trip with my dad and older sister to Denmark to visit our younger sister. We took an overnight flight to Copenhagen, got to the hotel, had breakfast, then met up with our sister and spent the rest of the day walking around the city. That evening, we all had dinner in the hotel restaurant, and I had a plate of pasta and a glass of red wine. The red wine mixed with my jet lag resulted in me literally fighting to keep my eyes open at the table, and my older sister asked if I was all right. I told her "I think I need to go to bed", and when she agreed, I left the restaurant and went upstairs to my room.
Words of truth and wisdom. We have 4 kids. 😂😂😂
Facts. I'm 33 and the 4th
I can relate to, "then you head off to baggage claim, poppin em off like a trail horse!" Yes, I Do! 🤭
one of the funniest things I ever heard about airplanes was actually from a gentleman who survived a plane crash. he said how we're told to quickly move away from the plane if it's on fire, but no one ever tells us just how far to go before we stop. The amazing part about his story was, he survive the crash because this group of young women sat next to him and were making too much noise. since the plane wasn't full and he was tired he moved to another seat that was further in the back of the plane. had he stayed in his original seat he'd have died. by moving, he was able to walk away from the crash.
Fact of life: Out of all the cereals, Cap’n Crunch is the most time intensive. If you eat it too soon after you pour the milk on, then you will rip the roof of your mouth to shreds. You wait too long after you pour the milk on and the captain will put a film on your teeth a wire brush can’t get rid of. I actually learned that one the hard way.
I think you mean time _sensitive._ Time intensive would mean it requires the most time to eat.
The thing about the snoring is true. My hubby sometimes snores so loud he wakes himself up. One time I had just gotten into bed and he snored so loud that he woke. He blamed me for snoring too loud. I told him I had just climbed in not even 30 seconds earlier. Besides I don't snore.
I had a cat curled up with her head tucked under her tail, sleeping on my lap while I was watching a movie. She farted in her own face and woke herself up then just glared at me. I couldn't stop laughing.
In my life there were only three comedians that could make me laugh to tears; Bernie Mac, Christopher Titus, and Jeff. Everyone else has their comedic trinity but that one is mine
Love is Evol IMHO is the greatest stand up special of all time.
@@shadowwolf9909 I prefer Neverlution myself
Fact of life Einstein's genius has its limits, butt stupidity knows no bound.
So true though lol
Still my personal favorite.
The "bad wreck" part was very similar to Bill Engvall's account of his friend Joey's divorce (from the second Blue Collar Comedy Tour movie).
Yeah, it was almost the same joke
No single comedian had more success off of just one premise
What about Larry?
The Ask Trixie Channel that’s one line, not one premise. Also Larry’s got famous firstly thanks to Jeff
Hmmm. What about Rodney Dangerfield? His whole "I don't get no respect" bit was his cornerstone for decades.
John Pinterest and food
Hahaha this was hilarious
That last one was good
He’s the best of all four
At least the T-Rex had hands. The triceratops had no chance of rubbing one out.
I was thinking the same thing about men shaving their heads.
That last joke was so funny, I started punching my wife... lmaooo
Funny. Nice guy and funny.
LMAO at the T-Rex joke about reaching his penis.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fact of life when your driving seems under control, then, you're just not going fast enough.
Always funny 😁
Is this the "are you smarter than a 5th grader" guy? 😂
yeah
Have LOVED since FOREVER 😀🤣❤🙏🕊🇨🇦🇺🇸🌍
Jeff he’s the best
I can certainly 10-4 the woman and 15 questions thing!!!!!
Hey I just got a text that says “Please pray for Tom he was in a bad wreck”
Funny....true...
underrated
💯😎👊🏾
I have been in that situation so many times where someone keeps pressing me for further information after I have disseminated all available data.
Fact of life Zsa Zsa Gabore's husband taught her housekeeping and when she divorced Zsa Zsa keeps the home.
Fact of life: your wife can have a great hairdo, or you can be on time. I’ve seen this with my parents for years
Fact of life Woody Allen's contemporary man has no such peace of mind when he is alienated at a single's bars.
Hello 👋 Dear.
"Baby wake up for like, 1 minute"
Why do you need her awake Jeff?
Blowjob. Duh. lol
Torontosaurus rex?
Well I'm never gonna look at a Carno the same way again
Also too many white guys with shaved heads look like Uncle Fester.
Pray for Tom
Such hacky material. I heard that T-Rex joke 20 years ago
LMBO...
Fact of life a paraprosdokian is a happy alcoholic and not happy when he is no longer an alcoholic.
This is a three year old special. Anything new on your channel or just these reruns?
He talks about his colonoscopy, that will have you rolling on the floor!
Fact of life Patrick Branwell Bronte's paraprosdokia for religion refined will shine through the veil with a sweet lustre temper of the mind.
Lañedenun 4 you don't make any sense at all.😅
The black and white joke of he could’ve said other way you all know what could’ve happened ... and I’m black myself
Meh, not his best stuff.
Not funny. Nice guy, but not funny.