Once again, Kathleen Madigan calls it as it IS. I just want the dam coffee. I don’t want to talk to anyone. Just get my coffee, say “thank you”, pay and get the hell out.
Why is Kathleen Madigan not running for president?? Madigan for America...Lewis Black could be her running mate. If Madigan/Black was on the ticket I might be encouraged to get off my lazy ass and vote.
100% BTW, I know it's not practical for most people, most of the time.... but I've gone way back to the "old school" methods and now leave home with a full cup and a thermos for the rest of the day. Not only does it spare me all of this nonsense but I end up saving time and money and have a better cup of coffee to boot!
I am with you Kathleen, especially on the ostentatious use of Italian for their sizes. I too refuse to use it, although as I hate Starbucks on general principles, I almost never go into their shops!
Kathleen, you are one of my favorite comics of all time. Also, the comic I most frequently quoted during therapy sessions. At any rate, it's really great to see you here, but please don't use the 'portrait' format for videos. It makes you seem miles away and like the audience is looking at you through a keyhole. Which, while that does have a certain thrill element for me personally , doesn't look as good as 4:3 or widescreen. Anyway thanks for all the laughs. You're the best.
I hope Schultz's thinking doesn't grab at the drive-thru window at Burger King. When all you want is a Whopper, the cashier suddenly asks if you've thought about the after life.
I recommend Dunkin Donuts. I recommend Dunkin Donuts, and that lady that plays FLO on the insurance commercial who would remind customers that Sprinkles are for winners.
Usually comics exaggerate the truth to make a joke, but she didn't embellish at all. When she describes the people who hog an entire table for four, just for themselves, I'm reliving my first venture into a Starbucks. I was still between the double sets of entry doors and yuppies at every table were throwing their coats and scarves over empty chairs and sliding laptops over to claim clear table space.
I use to work at Starbucks, it's busy as hell all the time! We just want to make drinks, and go home, not have long conversations with people! So, I agree with everything she said, and friends that still worked there hated that stupid race idea!!
Is she single?? Where's the line, I mean can a guy get a date around here? What I gotta do go to a concert or something? Southern Catholic broad and some common friggen sense, AND she Irish!! I'm in love ;) Kathleen ya killing me here!!
I want to have a conversation with an $8 an hour coffee maker about race relations before I drink my first cup of coffe in the morning? I have a coffee maker, it's made by Mr. Coffee, and all it's wants is to make coffee for me and everyone is happy.
Love their coffee hate the f@&?!ng politics. I'm with you Kathleen I want a line for plain wake your ass up coffee! Oh yea get the Starbucks gift card registered on line and get a free one on your birthday!
Am I hearing this right? Race? He thought that it would be a good idea to include discussion of racial issues with strangers in the job description of "barrista"? Clueless!
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Once again, Kathleen Madigan calls it as it IS. I just want the dam coffee. I don’t want to talk to anyone. Just get my coffee, say “thank you”, pay and get the hell out.
This message was ahead of its time!!!!
This came up too. I knew it would be a rant when it started out using sensitivity and Starbucks in the same sentence.
So glad I started watching the nighttime story. I’m also bingeing on Ozark. You are my favorite comic!
Way to go North County ! Luv ya Kathleen,..Kate...Catalina...cat...lol
Why is Kathleen Madigan not running for president?? Madigan for America...Lewis Black could be her running mate. If Madigan/Black was on the ticket I might be encouraged to get off my lazy ass and vote.
Mandy Kim that's a great idea 😉👍
MAMA ~ Make America MadAgain
I love this woman and 10 times more after seeing this...
PLEASE do more of these
100% BTW, I know it's not practical for most people, most of the time.... but I've gone way back to the "old school" methods and now leave home with a full cup and a thermos for the rest of the day. Not only does it spare me all of this nonsense but I end up saving time and money and have a better cup of coffee to boot!
I am with you Kathleen, especially on the ostentatious use of Italian for their sizes. I too refuse to use it, although as I hate Starbucks on general principles, I almost never go into their shops!
You always make my day! Since I found you I've actually started smiling again. Thanks I needed that.
You are so awesome!
Yeah, this is why I make my own coffee.
Kathleen, you do such a good job of asking embarasing questions. Love it :-)
Kathleen, you are one of my favorite comics of all time. Also, the comic I most frequently quoted during therapy sessions. At any rate, it's really great to see you here, but please don't use the 'portrait' format for videos. It makes you seem miles away and like the audience is looking at you through a keyhole. Which, while that does have a certain thrill element for me personally , doesn't look as good as 4:3 or widescreen. Anyway thanks for all the laughs. You're the best.
My inner monologue is your voice, Kathleen 🥇☕️
I hope Schultz's thinking doesn't grab at the drive-thru window at Burger King. When all you want is a Whopper, the cashier suddenly asks if you've thought about the after life.
I love you Kathleen.
That's why I go to McDonald's, good coffee for a buck. I refuse to go to a coffee shop like Starbucks that makes coffee into a religious experience.
I recommend Dunkin Donuts. I recommend Dunkin Donuts, and that lady that plays FLO on the insurance commercial who would remind customers that Sprinkles are for winners.
Oh, Kathleen, wherever were you when the "abolish logic" memo went out. Howard Schultz got his copy!!
Love this channel, go KATHLEEN
s. I know. I'm crazy and I go to Dunkin Donuts. Love ya Kathleen!
I'm in love with you Kathleen
You make too much sense. He's not gonna listen.
Usually comics exaggerate the truth to make a joke, but she didn't embellish at all. When she describes the people who hog an entire table for four, just for themselves, I'm reliving my first venture into a Starbucks. I was still between the double sets of entry doors and yuppies at every table were throwing their coats and scarves over empty chairs and sliding laptops over to claim clear table space.
one reason I switched to dunkin donuts!! and the coffee is better!
I use to work at Starbucks, it's busy as hell all the time! We just want to make drinks, and go home, not have long conversations with people! So, I agree with everything she said, and friends that still worked there hated that stupid race idea!!
Amen
YES!!!! on all of that. Also, enough with the "barista" horseshit. You're the counter help in a coffee shop.
Is she single?? Where's the line, I mean can a guy get a date around here? What I gotta do go to a concert or something? Southern Catholic broad and some common friggen sense, AND she Irish!! I'm in love ;) Kathleen ya killing me here!!
Waaaaaaaaay too much common sense crammed into a 3 minute video.
I want to have a conversation with an $8 an hour coffee maker about race relations before I drink my first cup of coffe in the morning? I have a coffee maker, it's made by Mr. Coffee, and all it's wants is to make coffee for me and everyone is happy.
More, more, more...pleeez
He has too much money and too much time on his hands.
Logic...on the endangered species list.
She’s right....you gotta draw a line somewhere....plus I’ve seen grumpy coffee drinkers go berko,not pretty
Omg!!! 🤣😄 Remove the Oprah quotes!!! Yes! Let's! Omg! Roflmao!
Fucking brilliant!
Love their coffee hate the f@&?!ng politics. I'm with you Kathleen I want a line for plain wake your ass up coffee! Oh yea get the Starbucks gift card registered on line and get a free one on your birthday!
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Star Bucks stinks........
A female Dennis Miller!!!! You need to be a regular talking head.
Crazy people can't afford Starbucks'
I prefer dunk n do...
When I managed a Starbucks some years ago, I used and encouraged my staff to just say SMALL MEDIUM AND LARGE.
You’re my hero.
LMAO!
Am I hearing this right? Race? He thought that it would be a good idea to include discussion of racial issues with strangers in the job description of "barrista"? Clueless!
I love you Kathleen.
Amen