The DARK PEASANT Is UNKILLABLE in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 ส.ค. 2020
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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a wacky physics-based tactics game. Experience accurate warfare through the ages. TABS uses state of the art physics-based simulation to provide you with never-before-seen insight to our greatest battles of history.
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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a game like no other game. It not really accurate, but the battles are physics based simulations where numerous wacky characters battle through different technology ages to become the ultimate champions of the Totally Accurate Battles!
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Tribal Cavemen, Farmers, Medieval Knights, Ancient Warriors, and Vikings!
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12:28
"i want every gun we have to fire on that man"
Dark Peasant: **Brushes off shoulders**
The Last Jedi reference.
😆👍
procraftbrothers glad to know people still respect that scene, lol
That’ll work
Did the guys that control the tanks read the title of the vid if they did they would have just said bye falisha
Blitz how do you get Legsy. Map and. Were is the tank in the map Blitz
"I defeated the red team single-handedly."
Me: *glances at the orbiting black gloves of death*
You actually have channel I accidentally hit your name
@@virgilioalforque6565 dont we all have channels
@@virgilioalforque6565 everyone has a channel
When blitz says: why are they running away?
Me: *fear dawns in eyes* they're not running away...they're being dragged.
😆
You just got yourself a sub
@@onetokk what a lad
They’re*
@@obsidianthedirewolf1530 done
New people: what’s the dark peasant Ogs: I haven’t heard there name in years
I remember when like the only way to kill him was to have so many M-16s that they just pushed him off the map
Not a spy I remember before that existed
Not a spy That was so long ago... I can barley remember... remember Trump and Hillary lol
Danny Petruzella YES LOL
PsGaming I have been around when the spike dark peasant first came out. The dark peasant with the balls do less damage to the OG super peasant. The peasant with 999 reaper tentacles is classified as a dark peasant. This god hand dark peasant is now more OP than the others... He could block ranged units as he smacks then down. Point is during all the years TABS was active for the beta, closed alpha and alpha and each version has their own updated dark peasant!
8:04 the best sound he ever made is when he wanted to say “OOOOOO” but was in the middle of saying Thor so it was just “thOOOOOOOOR”
lion the 8:05
Team Cloud Developers 8:04
I tried to kill superpeasant and darkpeasant. There's the strategies:
1) to kill dark peasant you need like a two hundred or so ice giants, he for some reason gets stuck in their corpses and does almost none damage. But maybe this was just a bug.
2) Superpesant is actually easier, a bunch of cupids just lock him in place and slowly kill him if they manage to hit him once
I think you can stop the superpeasant by using the banner bearer
@@patrickkural1315 banner bearer can stop only units on his team.
Patrick Kural I tried it, it doesn’t work even if the banner is on your own team
Dark peasant is easy to kill just use super
the super peasant literaly does so much damage he can kill himself in a few seconds
19:19 Blitz: so what is the most powerful melee unit in the game.
Super peasant:Am I a joke to you?
he said at the beginning that he didn't want to use any overpowered things
@@aozzya1563 Oh.
Blitz: The Dark Peasant is unkillable!
The Super Peasant: *Are you sure about that?*
Actually the super peasant cant even 10v1 the dark peasant
People saying that the super peasant Beats the dark peasant me knowing that it’s a bug and the super peasant doesn’t do any damage on his own he pushes the dark peasant trough the ground
@just a very weak boy yeah but its still more dif to kill normal like no super cause he can block all ranged units and destroy all in range
just swinging his little ding a ling back and forth.
blitz: lets give him 10 cHeErLeAdErS
Evan Vinojo Francis LOL
10 CHEERLEADERS TO PLAY WITH
@@kinglycrimson oh dear god
Wtf
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Use a dark peasant against catapults you’re really gonna love the outcome
IKR I did that he threw them right back
King H dark peasant catches the boulders mid-air then throws them back
I saw it it's so cool
what about spawning units like scarecrow or the clam guy ??? what would that look like
Put him in a fight with Thor
Nobody:
Anime MC when the power of friendship kicks in: 12:10
Rockiecraft kirito after having a flashback of eugeo
*Fairy Tail flashbacks*
16:34 the dark peasant got a sword in him. So I wonder if a ton of super buffed sword casters could defeat it
Nah I've used 100 hwatchas he blocks all of them
I saw that too
No even if range attacks hit him he take no damage
Dam I forgot I commented on this
@@angeltarango3267 Trust me sword caster have a higher probability to hit the dark peasant
9:50
Oh look! A new splatoon update!
Great joke!
lol XD
Blitz: Keeps on saying the dark peasant is the best in the game.
Super peasant: ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME?!?
Auctully there is no challenge cus dark peasent is OP
dark peasant: Chad
super peasant: simp
Super easly beats dark
Jordan Rice nah fam
@@killianozio1074 Superpeasant always wins .
Dark Peasant: Ima kill them from a far.
Super Peasant: *YEET*
Blitz: i defeated the red team single handedly
Me: except for all the dark peasant's glove hands
The Dark peasent is like: lol stay out of my Way Or get deleted.
Yeah, so true
im not sure staying out of the way works
i think you more have to never be within sight range, as long as he can`t see you he can`t kill you.
Alex Pan Dark peasent: oh shoot- uhhh nvm ill just go home
An den the super pesant
No, he just doesn't want to get the corona virus
Blitz: “Dark peasant is unkillable”
Super peasant: Hold my bracelets...
Super peasant is unbeatable
Flowey The flower no Super Peasant can beat Super Peasant
cupid can beat super peasant
@@carrott36 1 cupid alone can’t beat the super peasant
@@MajesticUC yes but u don’t even need to break ur computer, u only need a few
0:40 tiananmen square, 1989, colorized.
Thanos: “all that for a drop of blood”
Dark Peasant:
Hey blitz just so u know at 16:34 exactly 1 sword struck the dark peasant
"They're so excited"
-Blitz 2020
Blitz: Let me know how to kill the dark peasant!
Me: imma say 2 words:
Super Peasant
Him vs one punch man EPIC FIGHT
Right guys like to say yes
Bluefox dark peasant can win by throwing saitama under the map
@@allmight6048 na I think he got it I believe one punch man is the best
No I mean it’s in a video on youtube i wasn’t making a theory i was stating a fact that I’ve seen
Blitz: There something very satisfying about a pikeman maybe because of his stick
Yay I’m glad you’re playing with this lol
"Nothing can kill the dark peasent" Super peasent:Am i a joke to you?
I surrounded the dark peasant with a LOT of Artemis units (using the circle perimeter really small around him) and he could not block all of their arrows, some got through which means he has a limited number of hands he can use to block with. Once he goes over that limit you can hit him with the heavy damage stuff. He throws explosives and small bullets back at units though, so don't use any of those (Gatling guns, explosive cannons, quick draw, etc). He can not block wizard lightning or any attack that falls from the sky (like Gunslinger bullets). You can give a sword thrower a bunch of cheer leaders and go into super slowmo and he will generate a laser beam of swords. Also, if two projectiles go for the same spot the dark peasant will not use another of his hands, so you have to use inaccurate or strafing units to make him use up more hands.
Or just use a super peasent
When your frames per second turns into seconds per frame you know you have done good
Keep us the great work Blitz, I love your videos!
8:49
cheerleaders help the tank
tank proceeds to genocide the earth
5:35 um did i hear you wrong lol
uses super pesant,"oh dude! Thats your team there!"
was his team!
16:35 a sword want in dark peasents sword can kill him
Yes, one sword made it in when there were 100 sword casters. And that single sword probably didn't even do 1/100 of his health
Swinging his Ding-A-Ling around lol
Some thing you may or may not know, if you use a banner bearer any units in the circle stay put, very fun for a ranged cheerleader combo 👌🏻
I LOVE YOUR EPIC CONtent Hopefully i can post great content like you :) keep up the good work blitz love the tabs.
9:41 Gaster using his polychromatism after seeing sans and papyrus die.
Lol hello fellow comrade
A bunch of pikemen might be able to defeat the dark peasant because they do very high damage and have an amazing range for a melee unit. It might also help to put some damage sponges to tank the damage so the pikemen can get close enough to hit the dark peasant
Its swinging his little dingeling XD
Its so funny
**everyone gets brutally murdered**
Cheer leaders: “YAYYYYYY :D”
"they cant even hit him*
Blitz: puts the towers 10000 miles apart and the dark peasant has infinite range
I WONDER WHY THEY CANT HIT HIM.
1:55 have you ever heard of the anime "Gate"
Dark peasant:im the best!
Super peasant:are u sure?
Ice giant:someone remember me?
Blitz to tab unit: did you die?
Tab unit: yes
Blitz: your name is Kevin now
Dark peasant is literally the manifestation of ‘Social distancing’
And the super peasant is a karen that is refusing to social distance and wearing a mask,that what just came to my mind when i saw your comment
Tip: you can use the banner bearer (not to be confused with the flag bearer) to keep units within the range of the cheerleader because the banner bearer keeps units in place.
Super Peasent: Are you Underestimating me..?
When you're early and all the comments are "eArLYYyYYy"
actually I see more comments like this and the "when your so early that it's all "first" comments." than first and early comments
@@aozzya1563 You'll see more if you're actually early, the early comments don't get liked.
@@thegreatknowing I've been early before and only saw like 3 early comments and like 20 of these comments
16:15 the moment in every anime when the big bad makes his first appearance
12:28 Luke in the Star Wars sequels all over again
Try putting the Dark Peasant up against several cannons or catapults. Make sure to do this in an open space with flat terrain for a fun surprise.
I was messing around with the dark peasant and I managed to hit him with a single arrow btw I had 100 artemis
Whaaaaaaaaat
So did blitz when a sword from the 50 sword casters were shooting at him
“Oh he’s swinging his little dingly thing,*oh that came out wrong*”
9:51 dark peasent go brrrrrrrrrr
12:10 raw footage of Luke skywalker surviving the lasers of many AT ATs in Star Wars TLJ
Me in my head: I wonder what would happen if you gave the tank cheerleaders
* Blitz says it *
Me: Now I remember why I subscribed
The dark peasant is the tabs version of the "oh no... anyway" meme
Hi hope every one is OK make sure to take care of your family and have a good day ♥♥
Blitz says “Let’s see if this works” my ads pampers extra strong padding
This would make such a good anime where the dark peasant is the enemy and they try all these ways to stop him and then super peasant comes and blah blah
“Banner bearer does nothing”
Sure
Blitz: oh its swinging its little dingaling around
My mom: son what the hell are you watching?
10 sec later:let's give him 10 cheerleaders to PLAY with!
blitz keep the vids up you influenced me to make a channel for myself
the dark peasent might be the child from fantastic beasts and where to find them.
Your not first
Your not last
More importantly
*Who the heck asked*
Exactly
I asked
Blitz: THE DARK PEASANT IS UNKILLABLE!
super peasant: are you sure about that?
Blitz: Neowm noewm neowm.
Me:LOL LOL LOL
16:47 this was the most epic scene in this vid
Im a very big fan
Cecil Subido congrats on being first
@@asblr_fireball1688 ...
Blitz if you want to defeat him you need about 600 or more wizard/Gandolf because there attack isnt block by the dark peasant and you need to place the dark peasant in the smallest circle possible
Blitz: The DARK PEASANT Is UNKILLABLE
super peasant: hold my beer
me who just killed the Dark Peasant with a super peasant, press X to doubt
nope
@@skoptook9321 but he CAN be killed
Blitz: Its winging its little ding a ling back and forth!
Also blitz: not fast i need MORE SPEED 10 CHEERLEADERS
Also watching the Dark Peasant block 50 tank bullets is just the coolest thing
6:41 Sidious's lightnings go brrrr
Kid: is hung with a twizzler
The Oompa Loompas:
3:33
You got me lol
There is something satisfying about the the pikeman he has a really long stick in front of him.
Me:😐
The pikemen were actually meant to stop transportation like horses.
14:25
"Single-Handedly," Huh?
I see a bit more than ONE hand, or Two for that matter
Blitz:he did it single handily
large brains:he did it MANY handily!
The super peasant reminds me of yondu's mind contoll arrow from Guardian of the Galaxy
no one:
hitler to the train driver: drive over them tough that will be exciting
Literally almost nothing can even survive 1 shot from the ballista and it’s great
I love how his power is just the godhands
The beginning reminds me of a certain square in China that ”nothing ever happened in”
Gotta say that the tank is my favorite to possess and play as
Blitz: Why dont we give him 10 Cheerleaders to play with.
Me: How bout u download the bug dlc and well yknow... put range units attack fast.
In the old version of (Totally_Accurate_Battle_Simulator) there was a way to kill the (SuperPeasant) & (DarkPeasant) without putting the Against each other, but at the time, the (Military_Faction) & some kind of (Future_Faction) existed at that time! But in this version of the game, as you know the (Military_Faction) and that (Future_Faction) don’t existed in this version! I don’t remember the name of the second one i mentioned!
But these two Factions were the only ones who were even able to kill the (SuperPeasant) & (DarkPeasant) but even back then it was a Challenge just to kill them!
I also noticed that in this version the (DarkPeasant) and (SuperPeasant) got A major update, or in other words upgrade!
The (SuperPeasant) is more Defense then before, is way faster and kills much faster and its attacks are even faster too, and because of the
Super fast moving speed the (SuperPeasant) now has, its even harder to kill him, much less hit him! The (SuperPeasant) was fast back then, but not As fast as he is now!
The (DarkPeasant) is more Defense, its moving speed is some what the same, he has a range attack now, that can one shots any unit it hits, not only that, but when the (DarkPeasant) is in range to used his (range_attack) he stops moving and stands their and attacks his foes from afar!
The hands are completely new too, and with those hand, comes a-lot of Defense with them! The (DarkPeasant) now Blocks Ranged attacks,
Which is bad because the only thing that could kill him back then, was
(Ranged_Attacks) which the (Military_Faction) had covered, and
The giant (Chicken_Man_Man) that pooped out other Smaller (Chicken_Men)!
Keep in mind the Giant Chicken Man Man could only beat him if you had like 10-12 of them! But with that many, the game would start dying with how many entities there were in the game!
9:17 super boxer is a super saiyan, and everytime a saiyan is down, he gets up while getting more powerful
Blitz should play Among Us, I feel like he’s going to have a really fun time
Blitz did you know the banner bearer makes units stand still e.g archers or tank stay in one place and have to snipe rather than charge in.
10 shouters, 10 fan bearers, 2 ice giants, 5 banner bearers for the shouters & fan bearers & 2 flag bearers vs. 1 dark peasant on a simulation map.
He talks about how his favorite unit is the one that spins, but never tried mace spinner buffed
you play warcraft?!?!
LOVE THAT GAME!
Laughs in super peasant
I guess the dark peasant can throw hands with anyone
That derpy horse tho lmao 🤣
Death by scarecrow with 100,000 cheerleaders except the scarecrow dies if it spawns to many crows for some reason
put the dark peasant up against some super powered hawatchas (sorry don't know how to spell it) it is beautiful.
"I unlocked the TaAaNk"
Gotta hate it when your voice cracks when in the middle of a video
and
*"Oh it's just swinging it's little dingaling around back and forth"*
I like this guy. He's funny