For any English-language hifuu fans who come across this, my amateurish translation: 【東方MMD】 Touhou MMD - the primal hole 0:00 Renko: Hey Merry, Merry: Hmm? Renko: Is there anything about Japanese culture you have questions about? 0:04 Merry: Hmmm. Maybe how you're supposed to use those ear-cleaners. Wait, what's with that face? 0:07 Renko: Well look what I have here! A real Jap-o-neese earpick, and a real Jap-o-neese pompom Merry: Pompom? 0:10 Renko: Now lay down right here. Merry: Isn't it taboo to lay with your head facing north? Renko: Why would you pay attention to that and not that you get a lap pillow? 0:16 Merry: I've got a bad feeling about this... Renko: Just let me do it already, I'll be gentle. I'll just stick the tip in. Merry: Good, I'd be in trouble if you put the whole thing in. Renko: I've heard it feels pretty good once it's in, you know. Merry: Well, if you insist then... 0:25 Renko: Right, here goes. Merry: Are you trying to start a fire? Renko: Actually, this is my first time trying this with another person. Merry: Yes, somehow I had a hunch that was the case. Renko: I'll just go with my primal instincts. Merry: Wait, don't do this like you're a caveman. I don't want a caveman in my ear! Renko: OK, well then let's try something else. What if I just blow in your ear? Then you won't get hurt, right? Merry: What? If I let you get that close you're definitely the type to just yell 'boo' in my ear. Renko: is 'boo' a type? 0:40 Renko: Alright then, I guess I should let you go. Answer my question and I'll release you. Merry: Why do I have to be released now? Renko: Alright Merry, here goes: what's the name of this fluffy bit on the back? Merry: Lord Brahma Renko: Why would you pay attention to that and not that you get a lap pillow!? 0:50 Renko: OK, let's try again. This time I practiced a bunch first, ok? Merry: I don't know what you're talking about. Renko: Ah, I see you already know what's coming, good. Don't worry, you'll be perfectly safe this time. I've gone over the anatomy and I know the names of every structure. I've even computed the optimal angle of attack. Merry: How can you apply a genius-level intellect to being so stupid? Renko: The amount of knowledge on the subject I now possess is exactly 3 akashic records worth. Or 3 ear-kashic records, I guess. Merry: I wish I hadn't heard that. 1:09 Merry: Did you really learn that much in such a short period? Renko: Amazing, right? Usami-style ear-picking is truly astonishing. Try it just once and you'll be hooked. Try it two times and you'll be addicted, begging for more. Try it three times.... Merry: That would be a lethal overdose. Renko: Hey now! 1:18 Renko: Now, before we begin I'll give you a safeword to use at any time and I'll stop. Merry: Wouldn't me saying 'ouch' be enough? Renko: Well in some cases, saying 'ouch' might mean 'do it more'. Merry: Exactly what kind of person do you think I am? Renko: Hmm, now what word should I use? Something you'd never use in your everyday speech. Merry: how about 'ear-kashic record' then. Merry: Perfect. 1:33 Renko: Alright then, let's go! 1:38 Renko: This is the edge of the ear... It's called the auricle. and... inside of it is the ear canal... and this spot... is the eardrum. Merry: Gah! Are you fucking kidding me!? 1:49 Renko: It was just a joke! I was kidding! I wouldn't really damage your precious eardrums. Merry: I feel like you were rooting around inside my brains. Renko: It's not like I went into the inner ear past the eardrum. The eardrum is the boundary that separates the inside and the outside, after all. I would never damage such an important organ. Actually, wait a moment. A boundary? That kinda makes me want to reveal its secrets. Merry: Ear-kashic record!
たまに見返したくなってしまうこの耳かき駆け引き。
1:54の流れマジ神
耳赤シックレコード好きかもw
小太郎桂 垢ぜよ
@@ch-oz3cq そうだよ(便乗)
@@runa451 そうだよ(便乗)
@@N1KKERU そうだよ（便乗）
???「そ〜なのか〜」
テンポの良い会話が面白いな
｢なんでそれが出て膝枕が出ないの。｣がツボりましたwww
テンポがあまりにも良くてwwwwwww
北枕
梵天
生命の危機w
3度かけば最悪の場合死に至るってww
1:35 割と本気でハァハァ言うてまうもがいてまう最高でした
音が良すぎるからもっと長く耳かきやってくれ……
1:33
もう既にご存じかも知れませんがMTO KN で検索
いんかみん. ありがとうございます!!!ずっと耳かき音の所をリピートしてたので動画を最後までよく見たらわかりました！！
いんかみん. それは初耳。ありがとうございます
MTO KN さん知ってるけどどの動画なんですか？
@@箱根-z4i ネットリとした耳かき 片耳ずつって奴ですね
何回見てしまうんだろうこの動画…
ジャパニーズポンポン大好き
この動画のおかげで神asmrにたどり着くことができた、感謝
本当に耳の解剖図読んだのかよ・・・。
0:49
練習台にされた犠牲者は何人居るのか、、
藤原仙華 笑ゥせぇるすまんの髭剃り回思い出した
@@解せぬ解せぬ
笑ゥせぇるすまん
のはタバコのやつですね
「普通のタバコじゃ、、ダメなんだ、、、あのタバコじゃないと、、、」で先輩の喉元を、、
多分練習台の話は藤子不二雄Aさんのブラックユーモア短編集の話ですね
喪黒さんは出てきませんが
同じようにカミソリの練習台として何人も殺している話ですね
鼓膜の時にｼﾞｬｯ!(迫真)ってなるの草
話の流れが完璧すぎる...
耳垢シックレコードの語感の良さ好き
ジャパニーズポンポン(笑)
ぽんぽん？
ぽんぽん
東方の創る方々の個性が出るんですね…ハマってしまったw
ギャクセンスがナイスで面白くて何度も観てしまう！
腹筋が耳垢シックレコード
面白かったですww
感動の再開
蓮子「それならあれはどう？耳にふぅーってするやつこれなら怪我もしないでしょ？」
メリー「えーお前絶対ブーってするじゃん」
蓮子「ブーって何よ」
このくだりがすげぇ好きw
メリーなら境界分かるから余計に恐ろしいな
耳垢シックレコードてwww
結構好きかも🤣
この動画好き
ちなみに今でも見に来てます
終始爆笑…というのも起承転結が考慮された笑いだからハマるんよな
痛い→もっとして→度M確定笑笑
For any English-language hifuu fans who come across this, my amateurish translation:
【東方MMD】 Touhou MMD - the primal hole
0:00
Renko: Hey Merry,
Merry: Hmm?
Renko: Is there anything about Japanese culture you have questions about?
0:04
Merry: Hmmm.
Maybe how you're supposed to use those ear-cleaners.
Wait, what's with that face?
0:07
Renko: Well look what I have here! A real Jap-o-neese earpick, and a real Jap-o-neese pompom
Merry: Pompom?
0:10
Renko: Now lay down right here.
Merry: Isn't it taboo to lay with your head facing north?
Renko: Why would you pay attention to that and not that you get a lap pillow?
0:16
Merry: I've got a bad feeling about this...
Renko: Just let me do it already, I'll be gentle.
I'll just stick the tip in.
Merry: Good, I'd be in trouble if you put the whole thing in.
Renko: I've heard it feels pretty good once it's in, you know.
Merry: Well,
if you insist then...
0:25
Renko: Right, here goes.
Merry: Are you trying to start a fire?
Renko: Actually, this is my first time trying this with another person.
Merry: Yes, somehow I had a hunch that was the case.
Renko: I'll just go with my primal instincts.
Merry: Wait, don't do this like you're a caveman.
I don't want a caveman in my ear!
Renko: OK, well then let's try something else.
What if I just blow in your ear?
Then you won't get hurt, right?
Merry: What?
If I let you get that close you're definitely the type to just yell 'boo' in my ear.
Renko: is 'boo' a type?
0:40
Renko: Alright then, I guess I should let you go.
Answer my question and I'll release you.
Merry: Why do I have to be released now?
Renko: Alright Merry, here goes:
what's the name of this fluffy bit on the back?
Merry: Lord Brahma
Renko: Why would you pay attention to that and not that you get a lap pillow!?
0:50
Renko: OK, let's try again.
This time I practiced a bunch first, ok?
Merry: I don't know what you're talking about.
Renko: Ah, I see you already know what's coming, good.
Don't worry, you'll be perfectly safe this time.
I've gone over the anatomy and I know the names of every structure.
I've even computed the optimal angle of attack.
Merry: How can you apply a genius-level intellect to being so stupid?
Renko: The amount of knowledge on the subject I now possess is exactly 3 akashic records worth.
Or 3 ear-kashic records, I guess.
Merry: I wish I hadn't heard that.
1:09
Merry: Did you really learn that much in such a short period?
Renko: Amazing, right?
Usami-style ear-picking is truly astonishing.
Try it just once and you'll be hooked.
Try it two times and you'll be addicted, begging for more.
Try it three times....
Merry: That would be a lethal overdose.
Renko: Hey now!
1:18
Renko: Now, before we begin
I'll give you a safeword to use at any time and I'll stop.
Merry: Wouldn't me saying 'ouch' be enough?
Renko: Well in some cases,
saying 'ouch'
might mean 'do it more'.
Merry: Exactly what kind of person do you think I am?
Renko: Hmm, now what word should I use?
Something you'd never use in your everyday speech.
Merry: how about 'ear-kashic record' then.
Merry: Perfect.
1:33
Renko: Alright then, let's go!
1:38
Renko: This is the edge of the ear...
It's called the auricle.
and...
inside of it is the ear canal...
and this spot...
is the eardrum.
Merry: Gah! Are you fucking kidding me!?
1:49
Renko: It was just a joke!
I was kidding! I wouldn't really damage your precious eardrums.
Merry: I feel like you were rooting around inside my brains.
Renko: It's not like I went into the inner ear past the eardrum.
The eardrum is the boundary that separates the inside and the outside, after all.
I would never damage such an important organ.
Actually, wait a moment.
A boundary?
That kinda makes me want to reveal its secrets.
Merry: Ear-kashic record!
すごい
蓮メリの漫才まじかで見てみたい
うぽつです✌️
ジャパニーズポンポンw
ﾂﾎﾞｯﾀwテンポがいい😍
エンディングにつられたもの好きな私
Really cute and funny animation.
I loved it.
イアフォンすると背中ゾクゾクする
KSrengo. TouhouFan イヤホン
この動画のおかげで衛星カフェテラスを知れた
はちうえさんの動画もこの音楽もめっちゃ好き
普通に面白かったからチャンネル登録と高評価したわw
オチの付け方が神
後で気づいたけどヘッドホン付けるとヤヴァイ
耳垢シックレコードは禁忌やで…
耳垢シックレコード
嫌ーな予感 耳のearと掛けてるね😊
「耳垢シックレコード」で出るのホント草
僕も「耳垢シックレコード」で調べて来ましたwwww
チャンネル登録しました！とても面白いです！音も最高！
これ定期的に見返してる
二回目のなんでそれが出て(ry に笑ってしまうw
あと耳垢シックレコード好き。ハマる。気に入った(メリーと同じ思考回路!?)
1:09
一度かけば病みつき
二度かけば中毒
三度かけば……
最悪の場合死に至る
四度目で復活
五度目で…
蓮子の耳そうじは蓬莱の薬並の危険度ってことか……
五度目で閻魔様の前にワープ
阿片窟で耳掻きサービスやったら人気出そう
メリーが受けって珍しいよね。まさに耳垢シックレコード。
早口な感じが面白い☺
「鼓膜」予想してたのにダメだったw
1:35
久しぶりにイッキ見したくなって、チャンネルを探そうとして検索欄開いたもののなんも出てこなくてうーんうーんって悩んでたら突然
✧ ＼\ みみあかしっくれこーど /／ ✧
って出てきて「これだあ！！！！( ﾟдﾟ)」ってなりました。
これぐらい強烈に面白かったって話ですすみませんでしたー。
いつもお疲れ様でーす
妙に側頭部が痛くなる動画
面白かったです!メリーと蓮子のコンビ好きだわーメリーの耳大丈夫かな？
面白い！
連投失礼します。梵天？
へ～へ～へ～へ～へ～へ～へ～へ～へ～へ～。
Japanese ポンポン可愛い
…………『東方、耳掻きボイス』で検索すると出るんだよなぁ何でだろ
自分は(東方 asmr)で出てきたゾ
先っちょだけ！先っちょだけだから！！
根本までぶちこまれても困るんだよ
経部ワ！いいところでラインが？？！！
人にしてもらうととっても気持ちいいから！ね！
入射角は草
耳が痒くなってきた
1:42ガイジ道?（勘違い）
一度手をだしゃ、大人になれぬ。
二度手をだしゃ、病苦も忘れる。
三度手をだしゃ……、
お前達も永遠の苦輪に悩むがいい！
記憶？記録？なんだこの感覚？
…あ！面白かったです！
面白いwww
And so we learn Renko is bad at cleaning earholes...
この耳かき長いやつ出してくれないかな？
いい音なんだけど
蓮子に耳掻きされてみたい
Lovely touhou ainme manga and games video toys stuffed
チャンネル登録しましたよ。
先っぽだけは嘘
枕で掃除
はじめ！1:34
此処の動画 病んでる目が多いような
（うん 俺得）
ジャパニーズポンポン
ぽんぽん？
鼓膜事掘り出されるかも(￣□||||！！
くそワロタwww
持ち方怖い
耳垢シックレコード