Getting to tell poop jokes must be like Christmas and your birthday all rolled into one for comedy writers. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! Thanks guys.
THAT was as close to a corrections vibe closer look that I’ve ever seen. I love an unhinged and fully indulgent Seth Meyers. God bless you, king of the jackals.
Why does the SCOTUS even list to this? Their credibility is already low enough without listening to a person who is essentially just a private individual
No one thought to stock AF1 with Poo-pourrie? That stuff works great, especially in close quarters! Personal fav for cruise ship cabins is 'Ship Happens'! 🤣
For Heaven's Sake can we get a stand-up or a segment or something where Seth Meyers does nothing but impersonate Rudy Giuliani. It tickles My Funny Bone to no end. " oh Rudy you have done it again'. LOLOLOL
Also toilets were integral during LBJ’s presidency as well. He had multiple meetings where he directed staff to join him in the toilet and continue the conversation. It’s not confirmed but I’m pretty sure he was on the John when he declared war in Vietnam
Not a jackal, but the index is incomplete; “Toilets” is on all of the pages associated with the that subject matter, so the initial listing should have all page numbers listed, the same hold true for the wrecked, destroyed, and combination of the two.
So difficult for me to believe my fellow Americans actually follow and respect these New York rejects. America is in trouble. We need a Teddy Roosevelt here.
Clever comparison to the news persons of the B&W era. They had class, and managed to get thru their broadcasts without dropping F-bombs like cracker crumbs…. 😂
They're just words, It's just controlled breath forced out of your mouth by your facial muscles and your tongue and for some people it makes sense most of the time
Actually, I think it was, for us non-Trumpers, a good idea to hand this directly to Judge Thomas. The judge will desperately need to distance himself from his wifes testimony, hence he will not approve Trumps request. If he still does, he, the judge, will be ousted badly.
I don't know anyone who is flushing 15 times 🤦♀️ maybe if you eat McD everyday... I can see how that happens, my stomach did not feel well after getting the adult happy meal the other day (because I fell for the hype,. I'm a sucker). I only have McD like once a year.
@@chenzen1578 or going to a judge whose wife is so dedicated to the defendant one would almost suspect an affair except she aint a supermodel in her 20s so that aint happening
Ginni, How did you get the phone number for Mark Meadows and other congresspeople WITHOUT your connection to your husband a Justice of the Supreme court? Ginni, how do you command so much attention from the Republican party WITHOUT your husband being a Justice of the supreme court?
LinkedIn? Lol. She's been a Goperative for ages, so pretty sure she could get the numbers on her own, but as for never discussing politics and SCOTUS cases with her 'best friend' ... I don't believe it for a second...
I know you were joking about your show being my primary news outlet, but Seth, it totally is. Days that I don't have a Closer Look in my feed are defeating. I need it to feel informed.
I have intense anxiety and sometimes watching the news and all the bad things happening in the world makes it worse, but I want to keep up with current events, so I watch Seth, Colbert, etc because a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. There have been times where I’ve had to take a break from that too though. The past 6 years have been a bumpy ride and sometimes I just couldn’t handle the insanity and heartache (Start of the war in Ukraine being a prime example)
They're lying to you by not telling you what you actually need to know. The 1942 USDA film *Hemp for Victory* was the key to fighting and winning World War II and is the key to stopping climate change today. This is supported by numerous official government reports that are online at your fingertips, but since absolutely no one in national media or academia will explain it to the American people, everyone is so miserably ignorant that they have to turn to these corporate puppets for some levity. *Hemp for Victory* is online from the US National Archives. It became public in 1990.
It was equally plausible that he was complaining about the usual bathroom stuff as well. I mean, until the report came out about the docs down the toilet, did anyone question his bathroom habits at all? 🤣😅😂
I thought it was aweful that he replaced the secret toilet for the President. He refused to sit on the same toilet as former President Obama. That is some 1960 racist crap.
One of the lowest points in my life was when Trump made his visit to Nebraska for a rally. He flew in on a Gulfstream (go figure, choice ride of douches everywhere) and after he disembarked, my coworkers and I were called upon to fuel and service the aircraft. I drew the short straw and had to perform the lav service (drain and fill with the service cart). The crew was really nice, and I felt sorry for them having to deal with him.
@@kyleboulanger170 That man is a clown, and not a funny one either. It amazes me that people like him, and especially him (who has admitted on NATIONAL TV) to commit crimes are allowed to walk around Scott-Free! It is sick and appalling, and I'm tired of it.
@@pietrojenkins6901 if you actually do not have time, obviously I do not expect you to go door to door. But many of the people watching this video certainly will have some time they can spare in the next month.
Whether it’s just an hour or two of phone banking, or a full day of canvassing. I urge you all to find and sign up for a local GOTV effort if you can and stick to that commitment. You’ll feel ownership of a victory (here’s willing), or less pained in the instance of a loss (as you would know you did something to ward it off)
I like his "Trump Voice." I couldn't stand Colbert's and I'm glad he doesn't use it anymore. I happened to watch the episode where he joked about how that hadn't gone over well and he was done with it. He got funnier again. But Seth's "Trump Voice" is perfect.
It's actually quite common and easy to make fun of ridiculous (fascist) people. I suppose Charlie Chaplin and the rise of a multitude of latenight shows all went by you ;) Without troubled times, there would be very little comedy to begin with.
There is a 14-minute WWII government video called *Hemp for Victory* which legalized "Marihuana" to defeat the Nazis. Think about that the next time a cop shoots a teenager over a bag of weed. Think about how Seth Meyers and every other worthless tv host would never tell you about *Hemp for Victory.* You people LOVE fascism. You fund it every year. God bless the brave men and women of law enforcement, right? They're all liars. They're all traitors. And none of you care.
Well, here in Germany in the late 1920s, Adolf Hitlers speeches where laughed by mid to left germans a lot. He kinda trademarked the "jewishspacelaserisation" of rhetoric hmmmm, evolution would be a bad word. Escaltion. Up to 28. Then US capitalism fucked up... again, tearing Germans economy into collapse. Suddenly, all the hateful and absurdly crazy conspiracy theories seemed to be true. Capitalism and Extremism, like Daesh, Christian Natinalists, Hisbollah, AfD etc. pp., live of each other. Cause at the end, the profits and the losses are always "0" And if sum people get "Oprah"-rich or worse "Musc"linily wealthy, a lot of other entieties of this planet have to suffer in misery. Mischn äkomplitscht XD
Makes me remember the story about the guy in a Home Depot bathroom who got the cops called on him when he warned people to leave because he was "about to blow up the place."
I am in Florida and 1 week out from Hurricane Ian. Still no power here and horrible destruction. This is the first closer look I have seen since before the hurricane…Thanks Seth for some comedy! I needed this 💖
I cannot handle watching the “news” until I get it from you first. You help me handle this insane world. You make it all so much more palatable. “Thank you” just isn’t enough.
Love you and your team Seth! You help us all digest the horrible reality of the news with humor. Thank you 😊
Air Force #2 🤣😭
Yeah, that one got me. Potty humor. Guilty as charged.
Seth having a conversation between himself as Trump and Giuliani is the funniest part of this whole segment 🤣
“I said we wouldn’t bring it up again and we brought it up again; I’m very sorry.”
Correction: definitely not sorry 😂
I’ve never heard poop being so funny. Thank you, Seth. You make my day every time I watch you!
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Getting to tell poop jokes must be like Christmas and your birthday all rolled into one for comedy writers. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! Thanks guys.
I still can't believe these people got anywhere near your government. Surreal.
Thank you so much, Walter!
“Big Mac receptacles.” 😂🤣🤣🤣
I'm glad this show is aware of itself, because whenever "A Closer Look" is on hiatus, I have absolutely no idea wtf is going on in the world...
Seth & his writers could make me laugh about my situation aboard a plane that just lost all power at 30K feet. It's both a wondrous & damnable talent.
How’s he trying to block classified documents when he “declassified” them with his thoughts?
This is one of the funniest "A Closer Look" that Seth has presented, in my opinion!
I have to say one thing to Seth Meyers you are getting better by the day like a fine wine …. Thank you for the Great show
THAT was as close to a corrections vibe closer look that I’ve ever seen. I love an unhinged and fully indulgent Seth Meyers. God bless you, king of the jackals.
Omg 😂😂😂 Seth’s impression of drumf doing harry, I died 😂
Seth, for your b&w retro clip, you should have put on a suit jacket and, optionally, spectacles.
Hostile work environment is grounds for a harassment charge.
Has a great laugh. Thank You!
Why does the SCOTUS even list to this? Their credibility is already low enough without listening to a person who is essentially just a private individual
I never thought I'd like toilet humor so much 🤣
Now those "massive dumps" make more sense!
Thomas should recuse himself. For the sake of integrity
Integrity? Whut dat?
When Seth started yelling about THE SAME LEVEL OF IMPORTANCE, he got so worked up he went full Mike Lindell. You never want to go full Lindell.
I thought New York's mayor WAS Eric Swagger?! No? lol
This era's Watergate.. may I propose we refer to this as Stankgate?
'Walter' has finally lost his mind I love it 😂
What type of person flushes paper in a toilet?
I was waiting for that outro to have something to do with toilets, and you didnt disappoint!
A second shitter was right there
Sad that it is the comedians like Seth are the only ones that are doing the journalists job and making the politicians accountable
If it's Yellow, let it Mellow
If it's Brown, Flush it Down
Yellow Twice, Flush it Nice
Imagine if you were downwind ..like some were in the courtroom
Did Fooliani ever microwave fish (which should be a criminal offence) on AF1? Just wonderin'.
Note to self - don't eat breakfast with a Closer Look in the background 🤣
If Seth worked on his mid-Atlantic accent during the black & white section would've hit so much harder
No one thought to stock AF1 with Poo-pourrie? That stuff works great, especially in close quarters! Personal fav for cruise ship cabins is 'Ship Happens'! 🤣
Why did I just HAVE to watch this while I'm having dinner?
he was flushing for two AND all those classified shredded toilet docs!
Well if this country would hold people accountable for there crimes ( other than drug dealers ) maybe these judges mite think twice about doing stuff.
Cronkite? Not Huntley or Brinkley? That's why the network doesn't respond to your emails.
Brilliant vifro
I've been watching this show for years on TH-cam faithful because it's my news. Get off my back!
14 minutes of poop jokes. The classics
trUmpf “I don’t wanna talk about toilets”, then goes on to talk about “toilets” for an hour
Seth is loving this, very funny!
For Heaven's Sake can we get a stand-up or a segment or something where Seth Meyers does nothing but impersonate Rudy Giuliani. It tickles My Funny Bone to no end. " oh Rudy you have done it again'. LOLOLOL
“Uniquely unqualified.”
I just watched Django unchained last night and Clarence Thomas reminds me of Samuel L Jacksons character in that movie
This America! People can anything has never happened or actually did.
10 times 15 times lol what a presidential quote
"there was a second pooper!" lololol
Also toilets were integral during LBJ’s presidency as well. He had multiple meetings where he directed staff to join him in the toilet and continue the conversation. It’s not confirmed but I’m pretty sure he was on the John when he declared war in Vietnam
It's depressingly true that people turn to comedy news shows for the news than "serious" cable news shows.
Not a jackal, but the index is incomplete; “Toilets” is on all of the pages associated with the that subject matter, so the initial listing should have all page numbers listed, the same hold true for the wrecked, destroyed, and combination of the two.
So difficult for me to believe my fellow Americans actually follow and respect these New York rejects. America is in trouble. We need a Teddy Roosevelt here.
Clever comparison to the news persons of the B&W era. They had class, and managed to get thru their broadcasts without dropping F-bombs like cracker crumbs…. 😂
They're just words, It's just controlled breath forced out of your mouth by your facial muscles and your tongue and for some people it makes sense most of the time
A second pooper on the GASSY knoll, amirite folks?
"It's not Airforce No. 2" ROFL
I’m 3 mo late for this morning be for some reason but still great, Seth you rule
he knew he was down the shitter all the time
0:29 spontaneous Mike Lindell ?!?
Every saturday night you be like , flush me j flush me ,, i be like naw ....
Donald Trump huh? Wow great new material Seth.
Look, I ain't gonna lie, apart from leftish thirst-trap tiktoks, you guys are the only news I get from America
Actually, I think it was, for us non-Trumpers, a good idea to hand this directly to Judge Thomas. The judge will desperately need to distance himself from his wifes testimony, hence he will not approve Trumps request. If he still does, he, the judge, will be ousted badly.
Does no one remember Mr Thomas’ sexual harassment scandal? Pubic hair on a coke can….anybody?
Can we move on from Trump? Nothing about him is worth spending attention on.
I don't know anyone who is flushing 15 times 🤦♀️ maybe if you eat McD everyday... I can see how that happens, my stomach did not feel well after getting the adult happy meal the other day (because I fell for the hype,. I'm a sucker). I only have McD like once a year.
the reason you have to flush 10- 15 times because its full of McDonald's
I got to say until this moment I never once considered the smalls of rudy...
Fussing over poop? He's 76 years old, but is as mature as a 6-year-old! He's Tronald Dump!
It was in 2016 when this incident happened. He would have been 69.
@@andrewollmann304 melania: "he was never 69. not even once."
@@markmac2206 Thanks, now I have to bathe my eyes in acid to rid them of the image of his attempts.
How typical. Trump thinks his own diapers don't stink.
@@Bevity I think he stands the way he does because he may wear them!!
Best line I've heard in a few years:
"Only Donald Trump would try to flush paper evidence in a mansion that has 28 fireplaces."
It must be his strict environmental conscience.
No one who liberally applies creosote to his skin to get the charming 'last satsuma in the bowl' hue can go near an open flame. Silly.
Serious question for all: do you think Trump knows how to start a fire? Do you think he has ever had to at any point in his life?
Never occurred to him? Lol. Like drinking bleach to cure covid (Great Idea 💡)
Damn... You just won the entire internet.
Nothing screams innocence like going through every court to stop the DOJ’s investigation.
... or pleading the fifth 450 times.
... or flushing documents in a toilet.
The Democrats are screwing around with a presidential power. They need reprimanded.
If you have nothing to hide, you'd be happy that there is an investigation going on and you would let it proceed because it will prove your innocence.
@@chenzen1578 or going to a judge whose wife is so dedicated to the defendant one would almost suspect an affair
except she aint a supermodel in her 20s so that aint happening
I’ll be so happy the day Trump stops being in the news.
I’ll be so happy when the news story is “Trump convicted, life sentence”
That won't happen while he is still breathing!
Just give him what he wants. Call him the king, then bury him with the queen.
The problem is that he is setting up Junior to take his spot in politics once he’s gone
I'll just be happy when he stops being.
What's insane is that Thomas is still on the bench of the supreme court
Seth Meyers A Closer Look is a more informative segment than if you watched 24 straight Hours of Fox News.
That’s a low bar.😂
Listening to a toddler talk about their favorite dinosaurs is more informative than Fox
Indeed so true my favorite segment of Seth''s show " A Closer Look " 🤣😄
You would not learn anything from a year watching Fox News
I agree.
Ginni, How did you get the phone number for Mark Meadows and other congresspeople WITHOUT your connection to your husband a Justice of the Supreme court? Ginni, how do you command so much attention from the Republican party WITHOUT your husband being a Justice of the supreme court?
Ginni, did the ill gained power of your husband take over your life?
Corruption maybe ?
Maybe they were part of the FRG…. If you don’t know look it up.
Ginni, how do you command so much power without being elected
LinkedIn? Lol. She's been a Goperative for ages, so pretty sure she could get the numbers on her own, but as for never discussing politics and SCOTUS cases with her 'best friend' ... I don't believe it for a second...
Seth and crew are killing it lately. Show just keeps getting better.
I know you were joking about your show being my primary news outlet, but Seth, it totally is. Days that I don't have a Closer Look in my feed are defeating. I need it to feel informed.
I have intense anxiety and sometimes watching the news and all the bad things happening in the world makes it worse, but I want to keep up with current events, so I watch Seth, Colbert, etc because a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
There have been times where I’ve had to take a break from that too though. The past 6 years have been a bumpy ride and sometimes I just couldn’t handle the insanity and heartache (Start of the war in Ukraine being a prime example)
They're lying to you by not telling you what you actually need to know.
The 1942 USDA film *Hemp for Victory* was the key to fighting and winning World War II and is the key to stopping climate change today.
This is supported by numerous official government reports that are online at your fingertips, but since absolutely no one in national media or academia will explain it to the American people, everyone is so miserably ignorant that they have to turn to these corporate puppets for some levity.
*Hemp for Victory* is online from the US National Archives. It became public in 1990.
I enjoy that he can break down the current sh!t show into digestible pieces!
Me too. I’m like WHERE IS A CLOSER LOOK!
Clarence Thomas is utterly devoid of conscience.
Well he is a Republican, so him having no conscience is a given.
Totally agree, it’s been that way even before his appointment to the highest court in the U.S.
Considering who he's married to, that's obvious.
Wish we could have appointed Anita Hill instead.
You think tRump would put in a decent moral judge?
Honestly, you are my Walter Cronkite. You and your compatriots, John Oliver, Stephen Colbert, and Trevor Noah.
Stephen Colbert...meh since the Late Show. He was so much better on The Colbert Report
@@ceIIardoor he was elite for the 2016 election cycle, but I still have him on the level with these guys
@@ceIIardoor id agree that he's drifted too far into the " oh I make political points liberals agree with then make funny face" type comedy
Ooooh are you sitting down? because I have some bad news about Trevor Noah
Agreed...same
Today's segment is nothing short of genius. Amazing work, writers and Seth.
When you try to flush papers down the toilet, I'm not surprised Trump has to flush it 10-15 times!
It was equally plausible that he was complaining about the usual bathroom stuff as well. I mean, until the report came out about the docs down the toilet, did anyone question his bathroom habits at all? 🤣😅😂
It always starts with Blood and Soil with them, but their *real* lebensraum is a full 1.6 Gallon Flush & some Triple Ply
Toiletgate with him 😄
I thought it was aweful that he replaced the secret toilet for the President. He refused to sit on the same toilet as former President Obama. That is some 1960 racist crap.
He needs to eat all of the papers then maybe it could would flush better 🤔👍
One of the lowest points in my life was when Trump made his visit to Nebraska for a rally. He flew in on a Gulfstream (go figure, choice ride of douches everywhere) and after he disembarked, my coworkers and I were called upon to fuel and service the aircraft. I drew the short straw and had to perform the lav service (drain and fill with the service cart). The crew was really nice, and I felt sorry for them having to deal with him.
Woooow Hahahah
Describe the turds
@@davidmccaslin4823 - orange, obviously...
Did you find top secret documents crumpled up in there?
Talk about a shitty job...
"Rudy, my toilet wants to file a restraining order against your butt "
I'm dying 🤣 😆😅🤣🤣😂
“Did you guys hear what I said about Rudy?!”
HOLD UP.... Ginni Thomas... is a lawyer? As in, did several years of post secondary education? As in, completed grade school? Wow.
maybe a mail order Lawyer!
"... one bowel movement a week that looks like a scene from Jurassic Park." That caught me off guard, I literally burst out laughing. 🤣
Me too, and I'm also not mad about seeing Jeff Goldblum in that picture 😂😍
But did you bust a gut??
Only Man in history to EVER get cheated by a DOG 💯😄
And I'm sure the
I'm shocked Ghouliani didn't lose his law license sooner considering how many times he violated attorney-client privilege on live TV.
What to say, he's white, rich and famous and was the attorney of a white, rich and famous crook.
..and the offensive, toxic odors emitting from the AirForce One lavatory.
He lost his license to practice law???
@@Traban25 Yes, last year! A couple of months ago he begged for it back because, get this, he hadn't committed any crimes in a year & a half!
@@kyleboulanger170 That man is a clown, and not a funny one either. It amazes me that people like him, and especially him (who has admitted on NATIONAL TV) to commit crimes are allowed to walk around Scott-Free! It is sick and appalling, and I'm tired of it.
“Flushing the toilet 10…15 times” is suspiciously specific. Oh, yes! When you’re flushing papers down the toilet!
Don’t just vote. Volunteer with a local Dem campaign to get out the vote. Get your friends to vote. Etc etc. We need all hands on deck.
💯
And our jobs ?
Vote for who?
@@pietrojenkins6901 if you actually do not have time, obviously I do not expect you to go door to door. But many of the people watching this video certainly will have some time they can spare in the next month.
Whether it’s just an hour or two of phone banking, or a full day of canvassing. I urge you all to find and sign up for a local GOTV effort if you can and stick to that commitment.
You’ll feel ownership of a victory (here’s willing), or less pained in the instance of a loss (as you would know you did something to ward it off)
I love how much fun Seth is having with the toilet jokes.
I like his "Trump Voice." I couldn't stand Colbert's and I'm glad he doesn't use it anymore. I happened to watch the episode where he joked about how that hadn't gone over well and he was done with it. He got funnier again. But Seth's "Trump Voice" is perfect.
It's "toilet humor" for grown ups!!
And I thought Rudi was full of crap. It turns out that he does turn out.
He's a lying traitor to America. I can't believe you sheep can't see that yet.
He invited
He incited
They rioted
Then he denied it
Even though he'd implied it
Now he must be indicted
Ok thank you dr suess
Lock trump and his cohorts up 22
LOCK HIM UP NOW!
Ever thought about rapping? You might be good at it.
Add: Tried, Convicted, and Jailed!
It's got to be pretty hard to get laughs out of impending fascism, but Seth Meyers pulls it off. Along with poop jokes. A treasure in troubled times.
tRump is a poop joke through total mass.
It's actually quite common and easy to make fun of ridiculous (fascist) people. I suppose Charlie Chaplin and the rise of a multitude of latenight shows all went by you ;)
Without troubled times, there would be very little comedy to begin with.
I getya both ✌️
There is a 14-minute WWII government video called *Hemp for Victory* which legalized "Marihuana" to defeat the Nazis.
Think about that the next time a cop shoots a teenager over a bag of weed.
Think about how Seth Meyers and every other worthless tv host would never tell you about *Hemp for Victory.*
You people LOVE fascism. You fund it every year. God bless the brave men and women of law enforcement, right? They're all liars. They're all traitors.
And none of you care.
Well, here in Germany in the late 1920s, Adolf Hitlers speeches where laughed by mid to left germans a lot. He kinda trademarked the "jewishspacelaserisation" of rhetoric hmmmm, evolution would be a bad word. Escaltion. Up to 28. Then US capitalism fucked up... again, tearing Germans economy into collapse. Suddenly, all the hateful and absurdly crazy conspiracy theories seemed to be true. Capitalism and Extremism, like Daesh, Christian Natinalists, Hisbollah, AfD etc. pp., live of each other. Cause at the end, the profits and the losses are always "0" And if sum people get "Oprah"-rich or worse "Musc"linily wealthy, a lot of other entieties of this planet have to suffer in misery.
Mischn äkomplitscht XD
Makes me remember the story about the guy in a Home Depot bathroom who got the cops called on him when he warned people to leave because he was "about to blow up the place."
Omg I'd completely forgotten about that 😂🤣
I am in Florida and 1 week out from Hurricane Ian. Still no power here and horrible destruction. This is the first closer look I have seen since before the hurricane…Thanks Seth for some comedy! I needed this 💖
Sending hugs from Orl
@@kbo572 Thanks. I’m in Cape Coral and this has been unreal. Lots of fantastic people here though. Hope you did ok where you are.
Love from Australia 🇦🇺
I’m so sorry…glad you’re ok though. Hugs from Iowa.
@@Set-me-free13 We did ok. Water did breech the house late in the storm and my street stayed flooded for a few days. Thx for asking
I registered to vote just now thanks to you Seth! Oct 7th is my Birthday!
Happy birthday:-)
Huh. So those are the “dumps” the former guy was talking about.
I cannot handle watching the “news” until I get it from you first. You help me handle this insane world. You make it all so much more palatable. “Thank you” just isn’t enough.
🎯💯
Well... palatable aside from the toilets anyhow.