Xiao : "And that's when I told Venti to stop smacking my ass" Me : *Try to sleep but suddenly I burst out laughing cuz it reminds me of the meme song 'SmAcK mA aSsSs~~~'😭😭
HELP I WAS TRYING TO LISTEN TO THIS FOR SLEEPING SINCE IT'S LATE BUT THAT INTRO CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD AND I ALMOST BURST OUT LAUGHING 💀😭 Nonetheless, this ended helping me sleep which means this is beyond amazing
60% of the comments are about venti smacking xiaos ass 30% of the comments are about that guy who passed us 5% appreciate the asmr 3% are about fake sleeping and letting someone carry us 2% are actually trying to sleep but still reading comments
@@shinigami_melody they are so boring 😭 especially Slovak classes like she yells if someone writes one word wrong you can literally hear her yell from other end of the school
It is to me too it might have something to do with the vibration of the heartbeat or because it gives the impression that someone is close to you it's the same with breathing
I was literally wiping my tears bc one of my favorite killua audio channels or whatever is taking a long ass break bc of some sh*tty people on social media and the first thing I hear is. "-Venti smacking my ass when i'm not looking-"
I woke up when this audio came on, not something I fancy waking up to, as in, "That's when I told Venti to step smacking my a$$." What a great day to start the morning with.
Hiii! I absolutely love these! I was wondering if you could possibly do one of these where we listen to Venti's heartbeat? If you haven't already done an asmr on that already? Your videos along with LunAsmr's are amazing!
I can't holy shit dude- I threw this on to actually try and fall asleep "and thats when I told venti to stop smacking my ass" I am GONE bro- deceased- buried- a rotten corpse- My soul? Fuckin raptured. 🤣🤣🤣 actually crying rn that was too funny for 5 am
![[M4A] Xiao Cuddles You Back to Sleep [Genshin Impact ASMR]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/oMBa8Vby40A/mqdefault.jpg)
Back in my day, Adepti DID sleep
Did you see wrong? I definitely remember in my day, they just keep blinking real fast 🤷
Back in my day, Adepti ran away from demons
@@seiyarules HELP-
@@seiyarules AHAHHAHAHAH WHAT 😭
"God that guy who passed us is such an ass" -xiao
Me: *MaY i AsK wHaT hE dId To YoU?*
Might have been Venti trying smack his ass again
Thats exactly what my dad would say- lmao-
Might I add that I am the same way when I drive 😃. Except it’s more yelling and curse words
The first thing I hear is “that is when I told venti to stop smacking my ass”
All I hear was “I told venti to -- smack-- my a$$”
And I was like :
VENTI BE DOIN WHAT SIR-
😃
I heard that WITHOUT my Headphones in with my PARENTS in the room help
I automatically imagined Venti crouching behind Xiao then smacking his ass then him running away laughing
Ummm l dead?
As kids we all once pretended to be asleep in the car so our parents would take us to bed
*Admit it.*
My parents would just wake me :,D
Eh, I ACTUALLY fell asleep.
Two times when I tried to pretend I was asleep I actually fell asleep so-
Ehe
U guys have parents?
THIS COMMENT SECTION IS ALL ABOUT VENTI SMACKING XIAOS BEHIND BUT IM LOVING THE FACT HE SAYS LISTENER UNLIKE EVERY OTHER ASMR TO EXIST
EXACTLY
I like the smack my azz thing though-
@@kafukari_ fair enough,,
@@kafukari_😭
Ayo venti thats my job relax
No.
Literally same
fr like 🤨🤨
EXACTLY
Ummm why me
WERE NOT EVEN 10 SECONDS IN AND YOUR TALKING ABOUT VENTI DOING WHAT NOW???
RIGHT THATS WHAT IM SAYING
@@s4mf1sh a-albedo…… WHAT ARE U DOING,
@@s4mf1sh 🥲📱✨
Im only doing it for y/n ☠️✋
VENTI WHY DID YOU SLAP XIAO’S ASS?!
Me pretending to be asleep so he carries me inside
I've done that before
Let's be real we've all done that before
Me(afterwards): *Mission complete*
I’ve done that with my mom, and she heard me humming Katy Perry so she put me down and made me walk with her 😂
Yes same👍
I’ve done that I’m quite good at fake sleeping
Xiao : "And that's when I told Venti to stop smacking my ass"
Me : *Try to sleep but suddenly I burst out laughing cuz it reminds me of the meme song 'SmAcK mA aSsSs~~~'😭😭
🤣💀
Love that comment
Love that comment,it reminds me of the song "SmAcK Ma AsSSSs " though 🥲 😂
💀
LMAOOO SAME
BRO I CLICKED AND XIAO SAID THE MOST OUTTA POCKET THING 💀💀
get it tho bestie
I love how most of the comments are only talking about the intro 😭
its so annoying ive been just ignoring my comments 😭
the comment section is a comedy, oh please I'm just trying to sleep
"and thats when i told venti to stop smacking my ass-" WHAARAYYS HELP AHAHAHSH
The first five seconds have me absolutely in tears
“And that’s when I told Venti to stop smacking my ass when I’m not looking” I think it’s time for me to leave.
I'm more surprised by the fact that xiao wanted to go to the party. So much so that he convinced me, a fellow introvert.
so true
HELP I WAS TRYING TO LISTEN TO THIS FOR SLEEPING SINCE IT'S LATE BUT THAT INTRO CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD AND I ALMOST BURST OUT LAUGHING 💀😭
Nonetheless, this ended helping me sleep which means this is beyond amazing
NOT THE TICKLES TO WAKE ME UP?? lmaoooo I love this so much
VENTI DID WHAT.
You don't smack ur homies a$$? 🤨 don't give em a goodnight kiss ever?
@@GraveASMR Me and my hommies don't slap each others a$$es we go for the TiDdIeS:)
lol
@@xiao2214 damn ok i see
@@angelina_ruby2979 And im alwayas wondering why my chest hurts-
@@GraveASMR Me and my hommies tounge kissed each other dw I understand 😌
I bursted out in laughter at what xiao said at the beginning 😭
SAME
Me a venti main listening to the beginning:
Ehe- 🧍
(edit: Omg im famous i can ask out my crush now!!)
EHE DE NANDAYO?!!! 😡😡😡
Aha! Glad your a venti main
. 🍃✨
@@xiomara2657 Venti..... i will tell Morax what you did to his son
@@marya6310 WHAT
@@marya6310 WHAT DID I EVER DO TO HIM
the voice acting, is SO on point. Literally, the voice acting.. I love this so much. Not to much exaggeration, it’s just right.. it’s perfect. 🧍♀️
Albedo..?!
Ah?
KLEE?!
@@arandomluxiemfan1878 hi :D
@@qiqiandklee2347 Why are u watching this
60% of the comments are about venti smacking xiaos ass
30% of the comments are about that guy who passed us
5% appreciate the asmr
3% are about fake sleeping and letting someone carry us
2% are actually trying to sleep but still reading comments
I'm that 2%
I'm the 2%
@@Klee_lovesdodoco me too lol
And 99% of us are probably lonely 😂
Five seconds in and losing it💀
VENTI WHAT NOW edit/ This is so cute , im half asleep and its only been 6 minutes
But your venti
@@hryx.xinxin and ur childe 👁️
@@astropheliaaa*And I’m the twin.*
And I’m Xingqiu 🗿
@@hryx.xinxin btu ur scaramouche
I'm definitely not listening to this in middle of online class
🔫😩
U did what?
@@shinigami_melody is there something wrong with that🤨
@@Cay-Cayy no, just freaking out why u wanna listen during online classes.
@@shinigami_melody they are so boring 😭 especially Slovak classes like she yells if someone writes one word wrong you can literally hear her yell from other end of the school
The video just started and we're already talking shit about Venti. Love it
Bro how tf did I actually fall asleep while listening to his heartbeat?!?
(For some reason, hearing a calm heartbeat is relaxing to me..)
It is to me too it might have something to do with the vibration of the heartbeat or because it gives the impression that someone is close to you it's the same with breathing
" and that's when I told venti to stop smacking my ass. " HELPFH
Xiao: ticking meh
My mind: ok remember what your going to say
Me: walking up pretend
Me now: YOU WOKEN ME UP FROM THE DEAD🙂🔪
I was literally wiping my tears bc one of my favorite killua audio channels or whatever is taking a long ass break bc of some sh*tty people on social media and the first thing I hear is. "-Venti smacking my ass when i'm not looking-"
WAIT WHO IS IT I NEED TO KNOW NOW
i’m pretty sure they’re talking abt a channel called: killuas safe place.. (*^ω^*)
@@dreamingkieran AHHH TY
@@dollxcore YW
Aww Xiao is such a sweetheart! :)
I died from laughter the moment I clicked on the video
0:55
Me: i work from 9 to 5, hey hell i pay the price....
I've been there 💀
..All I want is to be left alone in my average home..
@@hexxq but why do i alway's feel...
@@goatloveraboard ..like I'm in the Twilight zone and..
@@hexxq i always feel like somebody's watching me...
I woke up when this audio came on, not something I fancy waking up to, as in, "That's when I told Venti to step smacking my a$$." What a great day to start the morning with.
I love how he says listener instead of traveler :)
"and then thats when i told venti to stop smacking my ass" I LITERALLY DIED----
Yep, that’s the day when I told Venti to stop smacking my ass
Sleepy Adepti
The first seconds of the video kiled me instantly like excuse me???? I don't know in wich position I wish to be imagining that situation honesty
Please tell i wasnt the only who laughed when he said " and thats when i told venti to stop smacking my ass when im looking away. "
THE START CAUGHT ME OFF GAURD- HELP I CANT STOP LAUGHING
i was like
ok lets sleep
then i turned this on and the first thing i hear is about venti smacking xiaos ass
i think i'll sleep just fine
I got a friend exactly like venti and bruh they even hit my a$$ when I am not looking.
Venti doing God's work
I’m crying that is definitely a way to start a video 😭😭😭
HELP I WAS GONNA FALL ASLEEP TO THIS AND GOT COMFY AND I HEAR ABOUT VENTI DOING WHAT? 😭✋
Xiao:your faking it
Me:nah you woke me up😀NOW SHUSH I NEED TO SLEEPPPPP
Why are you here Klee?
HELP IM CRYING “and then that’s when I told venti to stop smacking me ass”
yo, that intro had me laughing so loud, its 2am
THE BEGINNING HELP
I just clicked on this video and the first thing I hear was venti smacking xiaos bottom...
VENTI WHAT NOW? I MEAN THATS HOT BUT WHY
@-Venti-simp- *Hello.*
I SIMP FOR VENTI SO YOUR RIGHT THATS HOT
@@venti7047 Venti?!
Just casually humming hutao's fansong (the one where zhongli literally sings about him being broke) and listening to the heartbeat for a metronome
I'm sorry I have my body pillow of him and I found this =beautiful ending
I'm kinda jealous of you-
lol
venti a menace fr
The guy passing us and us arriving at the drive way is seconds apart, guy was probably a neighbour so Xiao can still yell at him.
I’ve been here for 7 seconds 😭 what the hell
you should make a 7 minuetes in heaven with xiao
😳😳😳 maybe I will 👉👈 good idea
@@GraveASMR omg tq
VENTI DID WHAT 😀
I’m crying
The first sentence of this asmr and I'm already dying
THE START 💀
WHY IS THE FIRST THING WE HEAR “And that’s when I told Venti to stop smacking my ass when I’m not looking.” LIKE WHAT JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
PLEASE I WAS SO SLEEPY WHEN I CLICKED ON THIS BUT THE FIRST LINE KNOCKED ME AWAKE, VENTI DOES WHAT NOW
XIAO YEEES 😍😍😍
The best thing about your videos is that you're not saying ,, She's...." Cuz LGBTQ people will feel a little uncomfortable. That's so sweet btw
Not a minute in the video and I’m laughing 💀
*We are* 💀
I just found this after my bf has lied to be about going to a wedding. He instead decided to play VRCHAT. I needed this so much..
Venti and Xiao is like Jisung and Minho in SKZ fr they smack their aSs everyday smh
#j4f #stanminsung
Me: this video looks good
Also me: VENTI WAS WHAT?!
Venti has stolen my only dream 🧍🏽♀️
HAHHAHA WHAT WAS THAT INTRO
CAN YOU MAKE A SLEEP AID ONE? I LIKE YOUR VIDEOS YOU SOUND EXACTLY LIKE XIAO😭💕✨
thank you! i have already made lots of Xiao sleep aid
Hiii! I absolutely love these! I was wondering if you could possibly do one of these where we listen to Venti's heartbeat? If you haven't already done an asmr on that already? Your videos along with LunAsmr's are amazing!
I could NOT stop rewinding the beginning, it was so fucking hilarious
Y’all are focused on the wrong things he Fr is calling us listener unlike all the other I respect it
The intro made an impression alright-
I can't holy shit dude- I threw this on to actually try and fall asleep "and thats when I told venti to stop smacking my ass" I am GONE bro- deceased- buried- a rotten corpse- My soul? Fuckin raptured. 🤣🤣🤣 actually crying rn that was too funny for 5 am
Venti you’re doing what now- 😃
I love this I feel asleep for a long time
My favorite part about good audios is that I fall asleep so quickly I don't remember anything, so I can use it more before getting bored 🤭🤭🤭
THE START
Dang I miss these so much >^
i promise I'll remake this one soon ♡
Yay! TY :D
the breathing is genuinely so nice to listen to, thank you for this!
Yes,
YESSSSSS !!!
THW START IM CRYING?????!!!
VENTI WHAT-
It translates VENTI to TWENTY Pls-😭🤚
@@victornikiforov1792 HELP I CANT
@@victornikiforov1792 BRUH I GOT WINDS
VENTI WHAT-
*insert google translate*
TWENTY WHAT-
Everytime I unpaused it was him saying this. "That guy who just passed us was such an ass.."
PFFT- FIRST THING I HEAR IN THIS AUDIO- PFFT- I CANT-
Ok i have to admit. This is pretty good voice acting. 👍
THE BEGGING WAS VERY UNCALLED FOR 💀
Xiao: did you fall asleep?
Me: Maybe? I think?
The intro is top tier 💀💀😭
“You already work from 9 to 5”
Me waking up: WORKING 9 TO 5 WHAT A WAY TO MAKE A LIVING BARELY GETTIN BY ITS ALL TAKIN AND NO GIVEN
VENT WHAT NOW XBSKSS HA-
When I started on this video guess what….0:01 that was the first thing I laugh too on this video it was funny🥲
It is true I admit it I once to pretended to sleep in da car
im the type to fall asleep in the car like a child and want to be carried to bed despite me being 5'2
The only good way to start a video lmao
I found this really interesting because my first time actually inside a car was a couple months ago-
First time? eh? what do u mean?
@@skylar5256 I had not been in a car before, I usually commute on foot or by public transport because it is more convenient.
@@shouishida5650 ooo, that seems interesting, im guessing the car just felt like a tiny bus?
@@skylar5256 tiny private bus, and to be honest it got really quiet
@@shouishida5650 yes, its pretty much solitude 2.0
I don't know why but i can strictly imagine that xaio drives like a suburban mom you know what im talking about