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  • @halkfurcrestfallen3328
    @halkfurcrestfallen3328 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14523

    Seeing a space marine means your in deep shit, especially if your a guardsman. Though you be lucky if you survive to the point you actually see a space marine.

    • @silaslithian5298
      @silaslithian5298 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1043

      I’d imagine that moment you survive long enough to see a space marine is the moment you go from conscript to veteran.

    • @shanegrimes3455
      @shanegrimes3455 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +254

      What if you see a titan

    • @silaslithian5298
      @silaslithian5298 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +524

      @@shanegrimes3455 He’s either local or you’re in danger.

    • @halkfurcrestfallen3328
      @halkfurcrestfallen3328 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +398

      @@silaslithian5298 Well before you become a veteran. you have to survive the encounter and hope the space marines don't purge you afterwards because you might of seen something you shouldn't.

    • @TheNaturalnuke
      @TheNaturalnuke 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +288

      New Guardsman: 🤩
      Veteran Guardsman: 😨

  • @HalduBouyaNono2
    @HalduBouyaNono2 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10650

    Inquisitor : "Despite the suspect being human, I don't understand a world of what they said. Maybe they are talking a xenos language. That's why I called you as an interpret."
    Sororita : "Mmm. I see the problem. Have you tried interrogate them BEFORE removing the suspect's tongue?!"

    • @Nightmare704RY
      @Nightmare704RY 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1517

      Inquisitor: *brief pause before facepalm* yeah... that would be a problem...
      Sororita: and they you guys ask yourself why is the guardsmen that get laid with us instead of you.

    • @-DA-ONE-
      @-DA-ONE- 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Nightmare704RYwait do guardsmen really get laid with sisters?

    • @Renfrost_x_JetstreamRen38
      @Renfrost_x_JetstreamRen38 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Nightmare704RYoff, common L for the inquisition

    • @RahmpageChicken
      @RahmpageChicken 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +819

      Inquisitior: *stares blankly*
      Soroitas: "That's fine, we'll just install a vocoder!"

    • @TimelineTheSchizoid
      @TimelineTheSchizoid 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +478

      Inquisitor: "and risk their vile incantations to false deities! Simply inform the magos, we will require his services..."

  • @SwordTune
    @SwordTune 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5249

    If you see a space marine, there's a high chance you're in a Games Workshop trailer, and that's never a good time.

    • @lostlambv2939
      @lostlambv2939 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      Bwahahaha

    • @giuseppenimis8057
      @giuseppenimis8057 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

      If you see a grey astartes... well

    • @rockytom5889
      @rockytom5889 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +116

      ​@@giuseppenimis8057
      You don't. You don't see a grey astartes. They don't exist, you're just hallucinating grey astartes.

    • @hunterjohnson2969
      @hunterjohnson2969 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      ​@giuseppenimis8057 that's him inquisitor, the one who said "Grey astartes"

    • @mcmarkmarkson7115
      @mcmarkmarkson7115 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The dudes in Space Marines 2 survived because of that! Got to witness Astartes with their own eyes.
      Its like seeing a god walk beside you. Any real soldier would fight like madmen to not embarrass such a being.
      There are many accounts of soldiers fighting harder if elite regiments join the fighting.
      no real soldiers think "Oh geez the elites show up" guess the fighting gets really badly bad now oh geez"

  • @jasyewe6360
    @jasyewe6360 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1646

    "the sisters are genuinely there to care for you"
    .
    Danica: hold my corpse starch

    • @AsaelTheBeast
      @AsaelTheBeast 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +234

      He's talking in general terms. Danica had basically hit rock bottom and was basically blaming everyone including herself. And I can't say I blame her really- the sisters fought their hardest, prayed their hardest, and died their hardest and they still lost everything.
      And in the end, she decided to try to save the civvies anyway- before promptly dying.

    • @jasyewe6360
      @jasyewe6360 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @@AsaelTheBeast i know bro, i was just playin lol

    • @sirkelendor5429
      @sirkelendor5429 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      I was so confused about why the necrons and zombie kriegman didnt go for the guardsman till the twist was revealed. It didnt occur to me that THAT was what was happening

    • @FrightMask
      @FrightMask 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Even in general term It's wrong. You should all be reminded that the sisters of Battle also work as the military branch of the Ordo Hereticus. Also, It really depends on the order. The Bloody Rose for examples, they basically consider weakness as heresy... so if you are the average guardsman and the enemy Is crashing you, they are more likely to leave you to die... and don't even get me started on their zealotry.

    • @romank90
      @romank90 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Sororita will have absolutely no problem to kill any number of guardsman (and in fairness - to die themselves) if they have faintest suspicion it might be an expression of devotion to the emperor. So one shouldn't overstretch the privilege.

  • @thecarlob_007
    @thecarlob_007 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3033

    Guardsman seeing an astartes would equate to: holy crap if we’re calling in the big guns that means the bugs we’re facing next are gonna be bigger.

    • @idealicfool
      @idealicfool 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +113

      Just imagine a space marine seeing a custodes

    • @Ragnarra
      @Ragnarra 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      Or seeing both in the same room.

    • @coff1n_jack613
      @coff1n_jack613 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Followed by a Primarch

    • @anadaere6861
      @anadaere6861 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      @@idealicfoolGuard: is that an angel
      Space marine: HOLY SHIT ITS THE CUSTODES
      Custodes: ... its the Blue Berry, we might have to use both hands in this fight

    • @thecarlob_007
      @thecarlob_007 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@idealicfool I was gonna say, seeing one of the living saints apparate on the battlefield but that usually results in some kind of imperial buff although whenever that happens it is also usually in the midst of some really deep shit…like khornate berserker or black crusade sh!t.

  • @exatent5194
    @exatent5194 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6081

    The only space Marines I know of that actually stay behind to defend your average man is the salamanders

    • @mysteriousvenus1410
      @mysteriousvenus1410 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +896

      +lamenters

    • @idcgaming518
      @idcgaming518 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +713

      Space wolves sometimes too.

    • @sev1120
      @sev1120 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1083

      ​@@idcgaming518Space Wolves do it fairly often, to the point that it pisses off the inquisition

    • @a1ph4c3ph7
      @a1ph4c3ph7 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      ​@@mysteriousvenus1410was

    • @convoy034
      @convoy034 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +284

      I think crimson fists and ravens guard as well

  • @galbert117
    @galbert117 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4515

    Seeing Space Marines in 40k for the Guard is like a Marine seeing a Spartan II in Halo. You know shit has hit, is hitting or will hit the fan.

    • @acewmd.
      @acewmd. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +381

      Yeah but when a spartan shows up your chance of making it home shoots way up, they'll just finish the entire mission alone.
      People are happy to see a spartan, the opposite applies to a space marine.
      If a space marine shows up nothing good will happen and you certainly don't get to live, they'll just run away before it gets too bad for them.
      Spartans are heros, Space Marines are villians.

    • @memosanchez8916
      @memosanchez8916 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +214

      @@acewmd. it depends captain Titus , the salamanders, the lamenters and Raven guard are very compassionate and humanitarian towards the guard and civilians although there are chapters like the minators and marines malevolent that are brutal

    • @acewmd.
      @acewmd. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

      @@memosanchez8916 Them being compassionate doesn't mean they wont pull out of a conflict or refuse to join if the projected loses are not worth the effort.
      A spartan shows up and finishes the fight, they're capable of it and people are happy to see them, one showing up means the conflict is serious yeah, but its either getting resolved or the enemy will have to kill them which will require a lot of resources diverted towards such.
      No matter how its looked at, the marines aren't laying down their lives, nobody's happy to see them because even if the marine was willing to die, its not going to save anyone, it'll just signal that the conflict is just that bad, even the walking tank died.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

      ​@@acewmd. you have no idea whom either Spartans, or Astartes even are if you talk like that. But it's cool that you project Chief and Noble Team(minus half the members) on all Spartans and Marine Malevolent and Minotaurs on all Astartes 😂

    • @acewmd.
      @acewmd. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TheArklyte
      Grey knight: I have to kill you and bathe in your blood to prevent the demons from corrupting you, why are you screaming I'm saving you.
      I can see you trying to fanboy and calling my assessment of the marines as failures "projecting" but the video itself states they run when the going gets tough, and again even for the ones that don't they still wont make a difference.
      The Spartans do make a difference and its shown in all the halo media just how effective they really are. It doesn't merit reiteration so for the differences in what happens when either of these fighters show up, and the general reaction to their presence I'd recommend you refer to my earlier comment.
      It's night and day the difference.

  • @kathydina3646
    @kathydina3646 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6383

    If ya see a sister: chances of survival increases
    If ya see an astartes: the situation has gone downhill
    If ya see a grey astartes: you are done for ×10
    If ya see a Primarch in battle: how are you alive... no, seriously, HOW??

    • @Ghost3210
      @Ghost3210 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +688

      Corpse starch laced with vitamin gummibears. It's like biological archeotech.

    • @individual2122
      @individual2122 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +484

      What you just typed should be a difficulty setting in a warhammer40k game.

    • @Helthegrim
      @Helthegrim 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +327

      I mean, if you see a Grey Knight, that means you're dead anyway cause either the Daemons are gonna get you or the Knight kills you after.

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +319

      Imagine being a guardian so legendary you survive a battle a Primarch had to show up for.

    • @VeryCoolSystem
      @VeryCoolSystem 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +207

      Depends on what kind of Primarch you see, if you see the chaos one.... I don't know what to tell you lol

  • @Courier6FNV
    @Courier6FNV 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1450

    Meanwhile, the salamanders would fight until nothing is left before they would even consider leaving

    • @pedronunez1265
      @pedronunez1265 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

      True! But that's why they take more casualties 😔

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +145

      The ultimate "Will Pull Your Butt Out Of The Fire Or Die Trying" tag team is the Salamanders, Lamenters and Angels of Vengeance.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      ​@@thebighurt2495 Space Wolves, refugees of Armageddon, humbling of Inquisition

    • @mrscaryfox3955
      @mrscaryfox3955 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @@TheArklytespace wolfs are usually selfish and just want to fight rather then actually saving anything

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@mrscaryfox3955 evidence says otherwise ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

  • @pyerack
    @pyerack 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +481

    Seeing Sisters of Battle: Your detatchment is valued enough to send serious morale support.
    Seeing Space Marines: Shit has hit the fan a thousand fold and no pile of Guard corpses is big enough to unfuck the pipe anymore.

    • @sirkelendor5429
      @sirkelendor5429 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      *sees repentia*: i couldnt possibly begin to wonder how damaging this will be to our numbers... or yours

    • @ThePaeppa
      @ThePaeppa 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      There's no such thing as something you can't solve by throwing a couple more billion guardsmen at it

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@ThePaeppa This is most definitely the Krieg way.

    • @gimmethegepgun
      @gimmethegepgun 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@ThePaeppa Whatever it is, it'll eventually die from enough flashlight blinking.

    • @bighenry4344
      @bighenry4344 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@ThePaeppadaemon angron would like to have a word with you

  • @BazingusBoi
    @BazingusBoi 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +697

    I suspect seeing a space marine means you will probably die, unless you are a named character

    • @Fallout4277
      @Fallout4277 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      Or unless that space marine is a salamander

    • @BazingusBoi
      @BazingusBoi 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @waltermcelvy3541 then you're good, however, if it's lamenters

    • @starhammer5247
      @starhammer5247 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      ​@@BazingusBoiYou might make it out, but those Lamenters are going to perish.

    • @thecommentguy9380
      @thecommentguy9380 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Unfortunately, you're not astartes so having a name wont save you

    • @BazingusBoi
      @BazingusBoi 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @starhammer5247 basically you get to see your God's angels die

  • @JudgeNicodemus
    @JudgeNicodemus 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    There you are on an escape transport, rocketing away from your doomed home, you were sure you're going to be left behind by the Astartes when the situation started getting hopeless, but no, they stayed behind and covered the retreat of tens of thousands of your fellow civilians, and as the transports doors close you hear it.
    A valiant voice shouting to the heavens,
    *"For those we cherish!!!"*
    and a hundred answer without an ounce of fear
    *"WE DIE IN GLORY!!!"*

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Ah the Lamenters, the sons Sanguinius would be most proud of.
      I absolutely DESPIZE what GW has done tot hem. Tossed out almost all of their unique lore. They used to have their own unique form of the Black Rage. It could only trigger when things are at their worst and there are still people to defend nearby. They would shout a battle cry that Sanguinius used while defending the Gate of Terra (NOT anything from his battle with Horus) and they would take up a defensive position in front of those people and become Sanguinius during the Siege...one marine would lay waste to hundreds without letting a single enemy take one step past him. The catch is...he would die after the battle. Their Black Rage meant they would die...but they WOULD protect those they cherish while doing so and die in the glory of knowing their charge survived. It was literally the whole point of their damned war cry! The fact their Black Rage was unique. They didn't have the Red Thirst at all. Then GW didn't like the Lamenters being all unique and took away this unique amazing aspect (that was literally the source for their damn war cry) and slapped on the Standard Red thirst and Black Rage on them.

    • @MrEvan312
      @MrEvan312 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Or you have to beg them to leave because you can't be saved but they can live to fight another day... albeit with near-crippling depression.

  • @MrPikaGammer
    @MrPikaGammer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +932

    Fun fact, opposed to common belief alot of sects encourage Sisters to start families of their own which most of the time are seperate to the Church.
    The Guardsmen X Sister meme is surprisingly canon and more common than you'd expect.

    • @silverhawkscape2677
      @silverhawkscape2677 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +194

      Makes sense. The Sisters are a loop hole to the church not being allowed to have men to bear arms.

    • @yawarapuyurak3271
      @yawarapuyurak3271 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +177

      Also, in no doctrine of the Church it is stated vows of purity.
      From what I understand, it's because of the concept of the purity of the human body, and that means the ability to have children.

    • @dennisvicarth6823
      @dennisvicarth6823 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +190

      ​@@yawarapuyurak3271so true. Ciaphas Cain would vouch for you, he saw a certain Sister come out of a certain guy's room early in the morning. 😂

    • @kazgroth1
      @kazgroth1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Lorgar Had Rizz

    • @billfred9411
      @billfred9411 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      Its the world of 40k so i wouldnt doubt if it was encouraged in certain places but that certainly was not the norm. Most of the sisters are frantically devote and they see it as a distraction from there true purpose which leads them to taking a vow of chasity. The sisters are mainly made up orphan's of imperial servants who died in service and there was no shortage of those so they don't really need the sisters to start families.

  • @thejuggernautofspades9453
    @thejuggernautofspades9453 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +441

    all the sisters know french (a dead language in 40k)

    • @Tom_Cruise_Missile
      @Tom_Cruise_Missile 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      It's not dead if like ten million sisters speak it lmao

    • @septimus7524
      @septimus7524 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

      ​@@Tom_Cruise_Missile
      It's like saying Latin is dead.
      How can it be when there's millions of people who speak it everyday even right now (mainly in Vatican City)

    • @ThorsShadow
      @ThorsShadow 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

      ​@@septimus7524That's not what "dead language" means. A language is dead, if no ethnicity of our species uses the language for everyday conversation. Latin is used in scriptures, some Metal song lyrics and some random role-playing stuff. But no-one talks casually to everyday people in latin.
      That's why it's a dead language. I don't know how much of that is true for french in 40k.

    • @septimus7524
      @septimus7524 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@ThorsShadow
      Dude it's a speaking language RIGHT NOW
      There exist localized places in the world where Latin IS the speaking tongue.
      Not a NATIVE Language
      No one is raised or brought up exclusively on Latin, however people STILL use it.
      It's the every day speaking language of VATICAN CITY for fuck's sake

    • @HexDrone9637
      @HexDrone9637 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@septimus7524Thor point still stand, It Isnt used in a large populacion

  • @Saintbow
    @Saintbow 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +420

    From nurse to nuns, having a battlebrat around is always fun.

    • @scribejungal3125
      @scribejungal3125 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      im stealing that line lol

    • @TomFromMars
      @TomFromMars 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Battlebrat, lmfao

    • @Dap1ssmonk
      @Dap1ssmonk 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We always called them the bolter bitches back in the day.

  • @Minority119
    @Minority119 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +232

    Could be worse, if you see a space marine you're in deep shit, but if you see a gray knight it's a wrap

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And if you see a Custodes....Shoot yourself and spare The Emperor's Golden Bois the trouble

    • @WolfHreda
      @WolfHreda 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      I would like to think that the only Guardsmen who would routinely escape purging by the Gray Knights would be the Death Korps, because even the GKs get a little uncomfortable around them. "The threat is vanquished, brother. Now we deal with the remaining chaos taint among the populace."
      "I don't think that will be necessary, brother. Those are Kriegsmen. No more than an hour ago, I watched one charge a Plaguebearer with his mangled Lasgun that he duct taped an extra bayonet to the end of."
      "I think you're right, brother. They've probably got things under control here."

    • @therealgreg5653
      @therealgreg5653 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@WolfHreda I cannot remember the book, but at one point Krieg were going use their infantry to act as shields for the tanks... cause the tanks cost so much more.

    • @legion6211
      @legion6211 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@WolfHredaCadians would just stare that shit down, And keep blasting

    • @isengarde9490
      @isengarde9490 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bold of you to assume you'd even *see* the Gray Knight's coming before they killed you.

  • @mr.wilson9941
    @mr.wilson9941 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +184

    Good news: sou get astartes reinforcements
    Bad news: its grey knights

    • @233Deadman
      @233Deadman 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      "We are here to save you"
      "Yay it's the Astartes!"
      "FROM YOURSELVES!"
      "Oh no, it's the Grey Knights,,,"

    • @irisu88
      @irisu88 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@233Deadman i laughed my sh1t out Bro....

    • @233Deadman
      @233Deadman หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@irisu88 not really my joke, modified it from a bit in Hellsing Ultimate Abridged.

    • @gamingforever9121
      @gamingforever9121 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      *sad Gasmask noises *😢

    • @derschnitter2894
      @derschnitter2894 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Good news:You saw Astarte coming to help
      Bad news:They are yellow and behind them a legion of chaos marines coming down

  • @JPooger
    @JPooger 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

    Read a story about a hive city slowly losing to plague people from nurgle. They sent out a request for help and some iron hands showed up and were a massive help..until they found the item the iron hands were there for in the first place. Turns out the iron hands were already on their own mission and happened to show up just after the help request and never corrected the guard on why they were there. Soon as they got their item they left and the city was back to dealing with the forces of nurgle on their own.

    • @von_Lind
      @von_Lind 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Needs a guard commander with tungsten balls saying something like "Master Astartes I assume you need this relic of yours without a melta bomb attached to it and a dead man switch in my hand? I'm so honored to have you and your brothers lead our defense efforts to crush the Emperor's enemies."

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@von_Lind It has happened before. The Dark Angels have had their transports held hostage by the guard demanding they stop their idiocy and defend the Imperium. The Dark Angels did help through that short campaign. Commander had all the explosives removed and was killed for it. The Dark Angels were known for the longest time to randomly pull out of any engagement mid battle if even a rumor of a 'fallen' reached them. Which is something Lion'el has severely ripped them all a new one for doing now that he is back.

    • @TheZamaron
      @TheZamaron 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Guard "Oh thank THe Emperor, you're here to save us."
      Iron Hands kill for a bit, grab their prize :"Nope, only here for this, good luck."
      Proceed to abandon the Guardsmen likely to exterminatus.

    • @EldenLord-wh4ov
      @EldenLord-wh4ov หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      For that reason I really don't understand why they have so much freedom on their operations, more now that guilliman is around

  • @vicsterX
    @vicsterX 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

    I find it amusing that while watching Space Marine 2 trailer, there's a scene where the guards bowed down when Titus walks by, knowing that guards in 30k would bump chest with them instead after they're done with murdering xenos.

    • @bulthaosen1169
      @bulthaosen1169 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      no. many of them looked down on regular humans even back then. it depends on the legion.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      ​@@bulthaosen1169 Space Marines vary a *lot* between Chapters

    • @Tom_Cruise_Missile
      @Tom_Cruise_Missile 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      It would vary greatly, but let's be very clear, the imperial army was a fucking juggernaut back then. They could take on space marines, and they could win. Now this was a small core of professionals, but the solar auxilia had at least the begrudging respect of all but the most stick in the ass space marines.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@Tom_Cruise_Missile The Imperial Army had combined arms, plus better gear (their *standard* weapon was a Hellgun and their standard tank was a BANEBLADE) and built-in air support.
      They were what the modern Guard would literally kill for.

    • @Tom_Cruise_Missile
      @Tom_Cruise_Missile 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@thebighurt2495 I don't think you're right about the baneblade part, but other than that, yeah. They make the IG look like a joke.

  • @aaronbosen6743
    @aaronbosen6743 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    Another reason the sisters of battle and imperial guard get along so well in setting is because their presence usually indicates reinforcements are coming, and the supply situation is about to get better, or sometimes that the battle's pretty close to being over as imperial compliance is being established on a world.
    A lot of sisters of battle are assigned as a bodyguard detail to Ecclesiarchy missionaries, who literally work to bring worlds into the imperium peacefully if possible, but violently if necessary, generally over a process of years or decades. One particularly effective way the ecclesiarchy brings worlds into the imperium is by significantly increasing quality of life for non hostile residents, who eventually end up taking control of the planet due to drastically increased population pressure because they're living longer, having more kids, generally being healthier and eating better ect. And the ecclesiarchy spends a lot of money and other resources to make sure these missions succeed. And a lot of these benefits come to imperial guard units and their dependants in the region too.
    So whenever there's a large sister of battle presence, there is a very real chance of basically everything getting significantly better for guard units already there, and often times in the long term.

  • @thomasparkin259
    @thomasparkin259 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    The Sisters are also going to be much more familiar to most guardsmen, they probably grew up with sisters teaching children, treating the sick and feeding the poor.
    Fighting sisters are only a part of a greater whole.

  • @GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz
    @GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    Marine shows up, all hope is lost and you've become sacrificial at the highest order.
    When the Nuns with Guns come on scene, all hope is lost but someone out there loves you and thinks you matter.

    • @delphy2478
      @delphy2478 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      plus, if all hope is lost with the sisters, sometimes a GENUINE MIRACLE occurs and saves the day

  • @antonabad3494
    @antonabad3494 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Except for the Salamanders, they will fight and die for you, those Flamey Bois

    • @rjframe4410
      @rjframe4410 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Salamanders and Space Nuns show up, You might just live and have a story to tell

  • @darkninjacorporation
    @darkninjacorporation 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    A battle is going terribly and you’re somehow not dead yet:
    Bad: the Space Marines arrive
    REALLY BAD: the Space Marines RETREAT OFF WORLD

    • @halo129830
      @halo129830 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Your ffed: custodes take over

  • @KwizzyDaAwesome
    @KwizzyDaAwesome 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

    Wait wait wait -- where's my Chad Sister of Battle and my Virgin Space Marine meme on protecting guardsman? YOU KNOW THE ONE.

    • @darthjekyll3648
      @darthjekyll3648 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      You mean STACY sororitias vs Virgin astartes

  • @zonatedspore97acamas
    @zonatedspore97acamas วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Soggy's right in some points, he's reaching in some points and he's like In Praise of Shadows in the others.

  • @WolfHreda
    @WolfHreda 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +161

    There are three reactions as a Guardsman when the Astartes appear:
    1. "We're in deep shit."
    2. "They're wearing green, guys. We're gonna be alright."
    3. "They're wearing gray, guys. None of us leave this place alive."

    • @i3lackfusion
      @i3lackfusion 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Unless it’s the wolves gray

    • @Juancr2006
      @Juancr2006 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Unless they're dark angels

    • @i3lackfusion
      @i3lackfusion 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Juancr2006 I mean, you’re still unlikely to get slaughtered by them unless someone mentions „Fallen“ or they just run off the battlefield for no apparent reason

    • @deusvult6164
      @deusvult6164 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Juancr2006After the Lions return they might to cease being these fucktards

    • @Juancr2006
      @Juancr2006 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@i3lackfusion what if someone says "our chimera has fallen!" Or something?

  • @niceguyofgames9490
    @niceguyofgames9490 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

    “You might not approve of our more brutal side, but when you get shot, stabbed, or otherwise manhandled, you’ll thank the Emperor we’re here all the same.”

  • @RagingRaygun
    @RagingRaygun หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    A sister treating a wounded guardsmen reminds me of a ww2 era French nun/nurse treating a wounded American GI.

  • @HasvenWorld
    @HasvenWorld 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    Inquisitor: We've tried for days but he speaks in a long dead tongue lost to time. Try to speak to him, Dialogus
    Dialogus: Hello there
    Prisoner: Bonjour
    Dialogus:....Yeah I've got nothing.

    • @Kriegsmen-7803
      @Kriegsmen-7803 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Sister go see what is he saying:sister engages in full conversation with the prisoner in French

    • @HasvenWorld
      @HasvenWorld 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Kriegsmen-7803 :|

  • @Heresydetector9000
    @Heresydetector9000 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +180

    A guardsman and a sister of battle sounds like the set up for a romance novel or some shit

    • @RedDeadWest2182
      @RedDeadWest2182 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      This is heresy, but I am intrigued

    • @sethgilcrist8088
      @sethgilcrist8088 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      My Wish to Generate Children with You is Only Exceeded by My Devotion to Him.
      A canon yet still unwritten romance novel between a Death korps of krieg member and a sister of battle set on krieg during it's civil war.

    • @Heresydetector9000
      @Heresydetector9000 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      @@RedDeadWest2182 how is it heresy brother?

    • @nameless2
      @nameless2 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      ​@@Heresydetector9000asking questions is heretical brother. Loyal followers of the Emperor only obey.

    • @Rasaiel
      @Rasaiel 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      @@RedDeadWest2182
      It is not heresy. Sisters are canonically not celibate. Obvious PR move on GW's part. But GW has historically always avoided romance as a sub-plot in their writings.

  • @countcampula
    @countcampula 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Space marines also make an example out of you if you can't defend your planet well enough.

  • @thomasboys7216
    @thomasboys7216 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Sisters of Battle have all sorts of ways to show how caring they are. Arcoflagellents, Penitent Engines, Mortifiers....

  • @LinJer.
    @LinJer. 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Space marines: No I shouldn't die for some puny humans I'm one of his angels!!!!
    Giga chad ogryn: Protect the lil uns!!

  • @aCloaker_isapproachingatyourlo
    @aCloaker_isapproachingatyourlo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Legit a space marine after getting bored of fighting to save a random planet: imma go get the milk real quick

  • @MrNobody0369
    @MrNobody0369 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +112

    You're more fucked if you're a guardsmen and you see a chaos space marine.

    • @sirkelendor5429
      @sirkelendor5429 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Pity the guardsman

    • @Sour_Chasm
      @Sour_Chasm 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Especially the Emperor's Children

    • @BlackJack-qg3ws
      @BlackJack-qg3ws 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Ciaphas Cain would like a word. Preferably from behind a legion of imperial guard, but if (when) backed into a corner...

    • @SomeNavySEALs
      @SomeNavySEALs 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      My hotshot would like a word with you.

    • @mcmarkmarkson7115
      @mcmarkmarkson7115 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Idk, if its just a lone space marine, I would expect every god damn laser rifle to melt the marine the moment he appears.
      Imagine the bragging rights to kill a heretic astartes. Worst case you die and no longer have to live your amazing life as a guardmen.

  • @johnsteve39
    @johnsteve39 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Seeing sister of battle caring for you is like a muscle mommies doing mommy things, totaly worth it, no slaneesh temptation can do that

  • @Ijack2003
    @Ijack2003 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    Sisters will do everything they can to protect the average citizen.
    Meanwhile in Pariah Nexus:

    • @WhisperingWinds0
      @WhisperingWinds0 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      all my mind was thinking when seeing this was that series. So now I don't know who to believe (im in no way , shape of form, knowledgeable about 40k)

    • @alexcunningham1647
      @alexcunningham1647 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@WhisperingWinds0like buddy was explaining it's a flip of the coin sure the nice nun is acting as a nurse/proper doctor but that very same nice nun lady could and does use said knowledge to " Interrogate" and or maliciously prolong the existence of anyone she is ordered or feels compelled to do it to (probably normal people most of the time)

    • @alexcunningham1647
      @alexcunningham1647 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@WhisperingWinds0buddy as my high ass should have explained being the creators of the short but I'm sure you got that from the context anyway

    • @WhisperingWinds0
      @WhisperingWinds0 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@alexcunningham1647 I understood nothing of what you said man

    • @alexh3974
      @alexh3974 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Coin flip. If they suspect somepm3s compromised or infected etc they will purge to makw sure no one lives to pass it on

  • @jimc7022
    @jimc7022 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    When your healthcare provider’s kit includes a chainsaw it’s time to be concerned

  • @bersek-
    @bersek- หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Blessed the guard who can woo a sister's heart.

  • @15thTimeLord
    @15thTimeLord 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    *see a space marine *
    "Oh shit, thats wild"
    "Oh wait, why has he been sent here? We are doomed arent we?"
    *sees space marine leave *
    "Oh good, they left, that means we are fine... right? RIGHT?!"

    • @mikaruyami
      @mikaruyami 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Also Guardsman "Wait, why is the sun out at night? And how does it reach the bottom levels of the hive city?"

    • @Franz0818
      @Franz0818 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      “Yo, sorry we’re late, those Mortifactor guys were real assholes.”
      - A Lamenter Space Marines

  • @Therestrial205
    @Therestrial205 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Except the Space Marine introduce themselves as Salamander or White Scars and the Space Wolves
    You better follow them or help them

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Angels of Vengeance, Reclaimers and Raven Guard are pretty helpful, too

    • @sirkelendor5429
      @sirkelendor5429 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@thebighurt2495yeah but most of the others will actually speak to you. The raven guard might whisper a language you cannot understand but i doubt they do much talking

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sirkelendor5429 Tbf, I'm not well-read on the Raven Guard. At the very least, they'll be helpful in useful ways.

  • @YerGoodBuddyKeith
    @YerGoodBuddyKeith 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    It would be hilarious to have a short story of a guardsmen being semi aware of the 40k verse as fantasy and during a battle realizes that he's now in a plot point. Like a siege is happening and he sees marines and just loses his shit. "TIM, ITS THE BLOODY SPACEC WOLVES! how are you not concerned?! We've been fighting orcs for 3 solar cycles, deathcorp arrived yesterday SINGING! BY THE EMPEROR THEY WERE SINGING! and I'm pretty sure our psychers went dark because there's a hive fleet near by." Gets shot by the nearest commisar for being right. His last words are "have fun being fodder in the first chapter of a book"

  • @KahavaveCAPIPI
    @KahavaveCAPIPI 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Also Sisters like to be up close and personal when fighting. If the nuns with guns are closing to burn everything to ashes, they're probably drawing fire that would otherwise be aimed at the guardsmen.
    Astartes aren't usually deployed in sufficient numbers to draw all the fire.

  • @AngelusNielson
    @AngelusNielson 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Very few people are good, period. And yah, I remember a 40K comic told from the point of view of the avarage person seeing chaos and marines fight over thier planet. I remember the ending saying "WE used to pray they came, now we pray we never see them again."

    • @mcmarkmarkson7115
      @mcmarkmarkson7115 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Most people are good. Otherwise the world would look a whole lot worse from the few people that are assholes.
      Its mostly criminals and power-hungry wealthy people that abuse normal good people into doing bad things. Like being sold wars under false pretenses.

  • @davet5033
    @davet5033 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Everyone is evil in 40k. The Lamenters “Nuh uh”

  • @synthwavespartan2808
    @synthwavespartan2808 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    the salamanders are the only ray of sunshine in this hellscape of sifi.

  • @altaccount9716
    @altaccount9716 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Expect for Salamanders. Salamanders are the only space marines you'd be happy to encounter as a normal human.

  • @DemocracyOfficer289
    @DemocracyOfficer289 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    there's another reason the guard love the sisters of battle, and it's rather obvious

  • @simondelavega1938
    @simondelavega1938 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love the Salamanders and Sisters of Battle. The Sisters of battle literaly drops a Church as a care package and since they use plenty of fire weaponry that's like the best support for a Salamander.

  • @6Six6Six6Bruh
    @6Six6Six6Bruh 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Sisters and Salamanders would be unstoppable

    • @Mr.potato-d9d
      @Mr.potato-d9d 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Don’t forget about raven guard and the dragon spears

  • @granthagen2996
    @granthagen2996 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    "Nobody can be good all the time"
    Salamanders

    • @nathanrandomized3593
      @nathanrandomized3593 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      *sounds of burning Eldar child

    • @Red-Check-Mark
      @Red-Check-Mark 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      As long as you're not a Xeno. Salamanders no like any other lifeform that isn't Human.

    • @halo129830
      @halo129830 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Custodes… what in my head cannon those golden boys know the emperor personally so understand humans importance down to the lowliest trader provided they are loyal to the emperor

    • @spiraljumper74
      @spiraljumper74 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Red-Check-MarkYeah, the most good you’ll get in this setting is highly relative and tragically narrow-minded.
      But as we all know, that has a charm all of its own.

    • @pickle3606
      @pickle3606 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The tau

  • @max99ch
    @max99ch 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Nobody can be good in Wh40k.
    Salamanders: Hold my beer my friend.

  • @meeponinthbit3466
    @meeponinthbit3466 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Seeing a space Marine is super inspiring. Once they show up, you know that war is going to be over real quick.

  • @BloodMoonVA
    @BloodMoonVA 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    If you see Salamanders, then you are not only saved, but you will be taken care of, if you are injured, and brought back safely

    • @michaelsorensen7567
      @michaelsorensen7567 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Alternatively, you're all going to die defending the civvies. Salamanders are so few they don't get deployed just anywhere, only to the very worst places. And they're willing to die alongside you, at least, but that's small comfort when you're dead.

  • @CzernyRex
    @CzernyRex 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    To see a space marine mid-battle as a guardsman means you're dead in the next wave of enemies. Cadians and the deathkorps are special cases though, they're tougher than your average guard.

  • @luciferthelich9470
    @luciferthelich9470 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Ngl a episode on the space sharks that go nom nom would be pretty cool
    But thank y'all for doing things y'all are amazing🙂👍

  • @manlyman2624
    @manlyman2624 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    Oh gee why would Guardsmen like seeing a bunch of super buff chicks wearing skin tight armor

    • @Tom_Cruise_Missile
      @Tom_Cruise_Missile 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Canonically non celibate buff chicks in armor showing up with overwhelming firepower when chances are as a guardsman your unit is probably not mixed gender

    • @halo129830
      @halo129830 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      I thought the sisters of battle were canonically sexually frustrated to the point of just randomly picking guardsman for….procreational purposes

    • @thequestbro
      @thequestbro 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Their armor isn't skin tight. Stop propagating this meme.

    • @manlyman2624
      @manlyman2624 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@thequestbroNow everyone watch as I destroy their entire argument with a single emoji: 🤓

    • @silverhawkscape2677
      @silverhawkscape2677 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@halo129830Apparently they are encouraged to have families.

  • @st0neofthebone
    @st0neofthebone 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    If youre a guardsman thats still alive to see the arrival of Space Marines, youve basicslly just been transfered to the living shield department.

  • @MissShar
    @MissShar 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    You know you are in deep shit when you see a space marine you know you in deeper shit when they tactically retreat

  • @Fallout4277
    @Fallout4277 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +238

    How I rate the Dread from seeing a space marine from a specific chapter on a scale of 0 to 10
    0 = salamanders
    1 = ultramarine
    2 = blood Angels
    3 = SpaceWolves
    4 = raven guard
    5 = lamenters (poor guys)
    6 = the minotaurs
    7 = the Carcharodons (space sharks)
    8 = the mortifactors (ultramarine cannibals)
    9 = marines malevolent (fuck these guys)
    10 = -the gray knights- (BLAM)

    • @13thLV
      @13thLV 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      somewhere up there need to be Carcharodons if they are in need of people

    • @Fallout4277
      @Fallout4277 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@13thLV oh, yeah, hold on

    • @pitakon
      @pitakon 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Are the blue boys really at 1? Serious question

    • @michaaugustyn5414
      @michaaugustyn5414 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      ​@@pitakon I mean the blue boys are the biggest chapter therefore they are more common and more likely to be sent to deal with smaller threats

    • @thejuiceking2219
      @thejuiceking2219 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      wonder how they'd feel seeing custodes, beyond just a general feeling of inadequacy

  • @kadashiuzubara2226
    @kadashiuzubara2226 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is why salamanders is my fav. Chapter! The real ones! The real heroes of the story!

  • @bookkeeper1995
    @bookkeeper1995 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    I would simply not feel dread, I am different you see. BY THE LIGHT OF THE EMPEROR I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL AND CERTAINLY NOT ANY GOOD PROVIDED BY hIS LIGHT

  • @nrais76
    @nrais76 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    There's a few Chapters who will also look out for the common man, but there's that other factor you mentioned there as well: "if you see a Space Marine... it means things are going terribly."

  • @NobodyDungeons
    @NobodyDungeons 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    If you see a space marine in 40k either its going to kill you, or the thing its here to fight is going to kill you.

  • @Shadowkiller-dq2ju
    @Shadowkiller-dq2ju 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Who doesn’t love warrior nuns in space

  • @ndld4955
    @ndld4955 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Space Marines.. "i know how expensive i am so I'm leaving you can stay because your cheap as chips"😂😂😂
    Sister of battle.. "Aww the little cute guards mens guy's got a lot little bo bo's 🤕.. I'll kisses thems all better" 😘🥰👍
    😂😂😂

  • @Divadtube
    @Divadtube 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Look up Baldemorts reading of the guardsman when the sisters show up. Its incredible.

  • @jackgrove4621
    @jackgrove4621 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    imagine calling for a medic and you see one running towards you with a small chainsaw on their arm

    • @JustALittleGhostOfHallownest
      @JustALittleGhostOfHallownest 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      TF2 medic: (smiling) “let’s go practice medicine”

    • @bringerovdeath
      @bringerovdeath 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If you were an Ork you'd be trying to run away from the medic.

    • @JustALittleGhostOfHallownest
      @JustALittleGhostOfHallownest 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bringerovdeath not if there was an ubercharged heavy around

  • @charlesw5919
    @charlesw5919 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Seeing an Astartes means you WILL "die standing" this time.

  • @bradenwelenc7764
    @bradenwelenc7764 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Well some guardsmen are super jealous of the Sisters arms and armor and that's how we get the nick name "Bolter Bitches"

    • @JLT0087
      @JLT0087 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Some Orders of the Sisters of Battle are also overly zealous, prefer shorter ranged weapons (flamers, chainswords, and pistols) and relish the prospect of martyrdom. These Sisters are not conducive to a proper Guardsman's survival. Especially if they happen to be in charge.

  • @KintokiSan
    @KintokiSan 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    If you see an astartes, best case
    scenario he has black skin, red eyes
    and green armor.

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Unless it's an Imperial Fist or a Salamander. Then they will go down with the defensive line shoulder to shoulder with guardsmen, or in the case of Salamanders, they will be rear guards for retreating guardsmen so that maybe one of those guards will have a child that becomes a space marine.
    Lamenters will fight and die with regiments that know they're about to die just to give them additional morale / space marines are basically mobile death machines that would make you fight harder knowing you have just one on your side. Lamenters make it their whole thing to make fortifications and sell their lives dearly to give the humans a fighting chance.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The Crimson Fists and Angels of Vengeance will probably stick around, too.
      Even the Smurfs and BT's have their moments.

  • @jauneork278
    @jauneork278 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    See's a Salamander Space Marine. (Smiling Guardsman.)
    See's a Iron Hand Space Marine.
    (Panicking Guardsman.)
    See's a Lamentors Space Marine.
    (Smiling Panicking Guardsman.)
    Sees a Flesh Tearors Space Marine.
    (Dead by friendly fire Guardsman.)

  • @yemboy123
    @yemboy123 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    do no harm except against enemies of the emperor cause they ain’t even human

  • @delphy2478
    @delphy2478 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    one of hte positive sides of the sisters faith, is that they will actively try to encourage those around them

  • @FlyConeGuy
    @FlyConeGuy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Remember folks. Seeing a Space Marine in 40k is like seeing a fucking Angel fighting in Ukraine for modern day standards. it is a jarring and terrifying experience.

  • @justins340
    @justins340 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    One of the best parts of Space Marine 1 is when you first land and the guardsmen are just in awe of you.

  • @Mr.Sparta109
    @Mr.Sparta109 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Salamanders are the boys that would protect you til the end :)

    • @chuchovaldiviezo977
      @chuchovaldiviezo977 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Average space marine “no I’m leaving I’m more important than these regular humans”
      An ork “Prodec de lil uns”

  • @twisteddevotio2456
    @twisteddevotio2456 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is interesting. The reason I'm liking this world. Every body has their darkside and doing everything they can to survive.

    • @alanbrown901
      @alanbrown901 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You would definitely like the salamanders one of the more popular ones because of their investment into humanity and their emotions. The sons of Vulcan are the few who actually get to see their families again when many other chapters are never allowed to see their families again. The other astartes are ripped from their home world to never see their families again while the salamanders get to see them to promote their humane sides. The salamanders also will do everything they can to ensure the survival of citizens and gaurdsman alike. Almost to the point of abandoning their original mission. They suffer the most casualties because of this but lowkey in the grim darkness where there is only war the sisters of battle and the salamanders will do their absolute best to ensure the safety, survival, and wellbeing of the innocent and guardsmen. Btw their main armaments are flame based weapons so they will absolutely torch a xeno to hell if they see them injure an innocent bystander. They care but they have the strength to back it up. Look em up

  • @Klaide
    @Klaide 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Bruh why are these sisters of battle built like a temptation trap from slaneesh

    • @andrewgray573
      @andrewgray573 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Slaanesh is a corruption on the very idea of romance, pleasure, and love. All those good things came first.
      The Sisters are also the embodiment of at least some of those good things! Unless you're a xenos. Then they'll bathe you in holy promethium.

  • @crimsonpotemkin
    @crimsonpotemkin วันที่ผ่านมา

    Space Marines just going: "Aight, we're gonna head out" is funny for some reason

  • @17raysplays29
    @17raysplays29 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    There is a *huge* difference between how you'd feel if you needed help and an Angel descends from the heavens, and if a nun showed up to hdlp out.

  • @carlos_lorens
    @carlos_lorens 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I appreciate the Cultist Simulator soundtrack, it fits grimdark vibe of 40k

  • @rKhael53
    @rKhael53 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    So they're waifus with a yandere side for the Emperor

  • @awesomechaos4034
    @awesomechaos4034 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Every coin has two sides, nobody is good.” **The Salamanders have entered the chat**

    • @fredgilbert2032
      @fredgilbert2032 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Unless you're a Xeno.

  • @wilhelmschmidt7240
    @wilhelmschmidt7240 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Transhuman dread is a great way to describe how regular people would feel when the Space Marines show up.

  • @flamecyclone737
    @flamecyclone737 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Seeing Space Marines coming to your aid is pretty great and also scary. You will die if they don't come and you will also die if you see something you shouldn't.

  • @markener4316
    @markener4316 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Now if you see a Salamander or Lamanter, you basically got the best of the best who WILL try to save you by all means possible.

  • @viribusunitis8617
    @viribusunitis8617 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Man I love the way you present the lore, short clear engaging. Bravo

  • @tacticalturtlez4906
    @tacticalturtlez4906 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Space wolves: “wait, we’re supposed to leave when we start taking casualties? Pathetic, we got a war to win and some guardsmen to save.”

  • @inflatedcheeto
    @inflatedcheeto 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A guardsman seeing and astartes is like an astartes seeing a custodies

  • @SubatomicStrangelet
    @SubatomicStrangelet 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    If I had been fighting in a hellhole, I'd want a pretty face taking care of me too.

  • @jb7483
    @jb7483 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    There's nothing like a battlefield, Handy J....

  • @freakazoid8426
    @freakazoid8426 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Imagine seeing a Sister and a Space Wolf, this will be a hell of a ride.😂😅

  • @Sascha-n4z
    @Sascha-n4z หลายเดือนก่อน

    That one line at the end...
    "Space marines know they COST A LOT OF RESSOURCES, so they'll LEAVE!" 🤣🤣🤣 wtf, so true ...

  • @then00brathalos
    @then00brathalos 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    On top of that the fact that almost every sister has recieved training with the ordo hospitaler (basically nurses). So that dommy sister that has been tearing xenos apart 5 minutes ago would behave (mostly) calming around the guard, regardless if they were an actual nurse or a armed battle sister.

  • @madman8404
    @madman8404 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Do no harm. Unless it's a heretic. In that case, do harm. A LOT of harm!"

  • @hansstrudel9614
    @hansstrudel9614 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love the hospitaller who got so pissed off at the marines malevolent for using her patients as bait that she shot one of them straight in the head (it didn’t work but damn did she try)

  • @dannyd.9932
    @dannyd.9932 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    “Do no harm”
    Hospitaller: “Heretics aren’t people.”