Inquisitor : "Despite the suspect being human, I don't understand a world of what they said. Maybe they are talking a xenos language. That's why I called you as an interpret."
Sororita : "Mmm. I see the problem. Have you tried interrogate them BEFORE removing the suspect's tongue?!"
Inquisitor: *brief pause before facepalm* yeah... that would be a problem...
Sororita: and they you guys ask yourself why is the guardsmen that get laid with us instead of you.
Inquisitior: *stares blankly*
Soroitas: "That's fine, we'll just install a vocoder!"
Inquisitor: "and risk their vile incantations to false deities! Simply inform the magos, we will require his services..."
If you see a space marine, there's a high chance you're in a Games Workshop trailer, and that's never a good time.
@@giuseppenimis8057
You don't. You don't see a grey astartes. They don't exist, you're just hallucinating grey astartes.
@giuseppenimis8057 that's him inquisitor, the one who said "Grey astartes"
The dudes in Space Marines 2 survived because of that! Got to witness Astartes with their own eyes.
Its like seeing a god walk beside you. Any real soldier would fight like madmen to not embarrass such a being.
There are many accounts of soldiers fighting harder if elite regiments join the fighting.
no real soldiers think "Oh geez the elites show up" guess the fighting gets really badly bad now oh geez"
"the sisters are genuinely there to care for you"
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Danica: hold my corpse starch
He's talking in general terms. Danica had basically hit rock bottom and was basically blaming everyone including herself. And I can't say I blame her really- the sisters fought their hardest, prayed their hardest, and died their hardest and they still lost everything.
And in the end, she decided to try to save the civvies anyway- before promptly dying.
I was so confused about why the necrons and zombie kriegman didnt go for the guardsman till the twist was revealed. It didnt occur to me that THAT was what was happening
Even in general term It's wrong. You should all be reminded that the sisters of Battle also work as the military branch of the Ordo Hereticus. Also, It really depends on the order. The Bloody Rose for examples, they basically consider weakness as heresy... so if you are the average guardsman and the enemy Is crashing you, they are more likely to leave you to die... and don't even get me started on their zealotry.
Sororita will have absolutely no problem to kill any number of guardsman (and in fairness - to die themselves) if they have faintest suspicion it might be an expression of devotion to the emperor. So one shouldn't overstretch the privilege.
Guardsman seeing an astartes would equate to: holy crap if we’re calling in the big guns that means the bugs we’re facing next are gonna be bigger.
@@idealicfoolGuard: is that an angel
Space marine: HOLY SHIT ITS THE CUSTODES
Custodes: ... its the Blue Berry, we might have to use both hands in this fight
@@idealicfool I was gonna say, seeing one of the living saints apparate on the battlefield but that usually results in some kind of imperial buff although whenever that happens it is also usually in the midst of some really deep shit…like khornate berserker or black crusade sh!t.
The only space Marines I know of that actually stay behind to defend your average man is the salamanders
@@idcgaming518Space Wolves do it fairly often, to the point that it pisses off the inquisition
Seeing Space Marines in 40k for the Guard is like a Marine seeing a Spartan II in Halo. You know shit has hit, is hitting or will hit the fan.
Yeah but when a spartan shows up your chance of making it home shoots way up, they'll just finish the entire mission alone.
People are happy to see a spartan, the opposite applies to a space marine.
If a space marine shows up nothing good will happen and you certainly don't get to live, they'll just run away before it gets too bad for them.
Spartans are heros, Space Marines are villians.
@@acewmd. it depends captain Titus , the salamanders, the lamenters and Raven guard are very compassionate and humanitarian towards the guard and civilians although there are chapters like the minators and marines malevolent that are brutal
@@memosanchez8916 Them being compassionate doesn't mean they wont pull out of a conflict or refuse to join if the projected loses are not worth the effort.
A spartan shows up and finishes the fight, they're capable of it and people are happy to see them, one showing up means the conflict is serious yeah, but its either getting resolved or the enemy will have to kill them which will require a lot of resources diverted towards such.
No matter how its looked at, the marines aren't laying down their lives, nobody's happy to see them because even if the marine was willing to die, its not going to save anyone, it'll just signal that the conflict is just that bad, even the walking tank died.
@@acewmd. you have no idea whom either Spartans, or Astartes even are if you talk like that. But it's cool that you project Chief and Noble Team(minus half the members) on all Spartans and Marine Malevolent and Minotaurs on all Astartes 😂
@@TheArklyte
Grey knight: I have to kill you and bathe in your blood to prevent the demons from corrupting you, why are you screaming I'm saving you.
I can see you trying to fanboy and calling my assessment of the marines as failures "projecting" but the video itself states they run when the going gets tough, and again even for the ones that don't they still wont make a difference.
The Spartans do make a difference and its shown in all the halo media just how effective they really are. It doesn't merit reiteration so for the differences in what happens when either of these fighters show up, and the general reaction to their presence I'd recommend you refer to my earlier comment.
It's night and day the difference.
If ya see a sister: chances of survival increases
If ya see an astartes: the situation has gone downhill
If ya see a grey astartes: you are done for ×10
If ya see a Primarch in battle: how are you alive... no, seriously, HOW??
Corpse starch laced with vitamin gummibears. It's like biological archeotech.
What you just typed should be a difficulty setting in a warhammer40k game.
I mean, if you see a Grey Knight, that means you're dead anyway cause either the Daemons are gonna get you or the Knight kills you after.
Imagine being a guardian so legendary you survive a battle a Primarch had to show up for.
Depends on what kind of Primarch you see, if you see the chaos one.... I don't know what to tell you lol
Meanwhile, the salamanders would fight until nothing is left before they would even consider leaving
The ultimate "Will Pull Your Butt Out Of The Fire Or Die Trying" tag team is the Salamanders, Lamenters and Angels of Vengeance.
@@thebighurt2495 Space Wolves, refugees of Armageddon, humbling of Inquisition
@@TheArklytespace wolfs are usually selfish and just want to fight rather then actually saving anything
Seeing Sisters of Battle: Your detatchment is valued enough to send serious morale support.
Seeing Space Marines: Shit has hit the fan a thousand fold and no pile of Guard corpses is big enough to unfuck the pipe anymore.
*sees repentia*: i couldnt possibly begin to wonder how damaging this will be to our numbers... or yours
There's no such thing as something you can't solve by throwing a couple more billion guardsmen at it
@@ThePaeppa Whatever it is, it'll eventually die from enough flashlight blinking.
I suspect seeing a space marine means you will probably die, unless you are a named character
@@BazingusBoiYou might make it out, but those Lamenters are going to perish.
Unfortunately, you're not astartes so having a name wont save you
There you are on an escape transport, rocketing away from your doomed home, you were sure you're going to be left behind by the Astartes when the situation started getting hopeless, but no, they stayed behind and covered the retreat of tens of thousands of your fellow civilians, and as the transports doors close you hear it.
A valiant voice shouting to the heavens,
*"For those we cherish!!!"*
and a hundred answer without an ounce of fear
*"WE DIE IN GLORY!!!"*
Ah the Lamenters, the sons Sanguinius would be most proud of.
I absolutely DESPIZE what GW has done tot hem. Tossed out almost all of their unique lore. They used to have their own unique form of the Black Rage. It could only trigger when things are at their worst and there are still people to defend nearby. They would shout a battle cry that Sanguinius used while defending the Gate of Terra (NOT anything from his battle with Horus) and they would take up a defensive position in front of those people and become Sanguinius during the Siege...one marine would lay waste to hundreds without letting a single enemy take one step past him. The catch is...he would die after the battle. Their Black Rage meant they would die...but they WOULD protect those they cherish while doing so and die in the glory of knowing their charge survived. It was literally the whole point of their damned war cry! The fact their Black Rage was unique. They didn't have the Red Thirst at all. Then GW didn't like the Lamenters being all unique and took away this unique amazing aspect (that was literally the source for their damn war cry) and slapped on the Standard Red thirst and Black Rage on them.
Or you have to beg them to leave because you can't be saved but they can live to fight another day... albeit with near-crippling depression.
Fun fact, opposed to common belief alot of sects encourage Sisters to start families of their own which most of the time are seperate to the Church.
The Guardsmen X Sister meme is surprisingly canon and more common than you'd expect.
Makes sense. The Sisters are a loop hole to the church not being allowed to have men to bear arms.
Also, in no doctrine of the Church it is stated vows of purity.
From what I understand, it's because of the concept of the purity of the human body, and that means the ability to have children.
@@yawarapuyurak3271so true. Ciaphas Cain would vouch for you, he saw a certain Sister come out of a certain guy's room early in the morning. 😂
Its the world of 40k so i wouldnt doubt if it was encouraged in certain places but that certainly was not the norm. Most of the sisters are frantically devote and they see it as a distraction from there true purpose which leads them to taking a vow of chasity. The sisters are mainly made up orphan's of imperial servants who died in service and there was no shortage of those so they don't really need the sisters to start families.
all the sisters know french (a dead language in 40k)
@@Tom_Cruise_Missile
It's like saying Latin is dead.
How can it be when there's millions of people who speak it everyday even right now (mainly in Vatican City)
@@septimus7524That's not what "dead language" means. A language is dead, if no ethnicity of our species uses the language for everyday conversation. Latin is used in scriptures, some Metal song lyrics and some random role-playing stuff. But no-one talks casually to everyday people in latin.
That's why it's a dead language. I don't know how much of that is true for french in 40k.
@@ThorsShadow
Dude it's a speaking language RIGHT NOW
There exist localized places in the world where Latin IS the speaking tongue.
Not a NATIVE Language
No one is raised or brought up exclusively on Latin, however people STILL use it.
It's the every day speaking language of VATICAN CITY for fuck's sake
@@septimus7524Thor point still stand, It Isnt used in a large populacion
Could be worse, if you see a space marine you're in deep shit, but if you see a gray knight it's a wrap
And if you see a Custodes....Shoot yourself and spare The Emperor's Golden Bois the trouble
I would like to think that the only Guardsmen who would routinely escape purging by the Gray Knights would be the Death Korps, because even the GKs get a little uncomfortable around them. "The threat is vanquished, brother. Now we deal with the remaining chaos taint among the populace."
"I don't think that will be necessary, brother. Those are Kriegsmen. No more than an hour ago, I watched one charge a Plaguebearer with his mangled Lasgun that he duct taped an extra bayonet to the end of."
"I think you're right, brother. They've probably got things under control here."
@@WolfHreda I cannot remember the book, but at one point Krieg were going use their infantry to act as shields for the tanks... cause the tanks cost so much more.
@@WolfHredaCadians would just stare that shit down, And keep blasting
Bold of you to assume you'd even *see* the Gray Knight's coming before they killed you.
Good news: sou get astartes reinforcements
Bad news: its grey knights
"We are here to save you"
"Yay it's the Astartes!"
"FROM YOURSELVES!"
"Oh no, it's the Grey Knights,,,"
@@irisu88 not really my joke, modified it from a bit in Hellsing Ultimate Abridged.
Good news:You saw Astarte coming to help
Bad news:They are yellow and behind them a legion of chaos marines coming down
Read a story about a hive city slowly losing to plague people from nurgle. They sent out a request for help and some iron hands showed up and were a massive help..until they found the item the iron hands were there for in the first place. Turns out the iron hands were already on their own mission and happened to show up just after the help request and never corrected the guard on why they were there. Soon as they got their item they left and the city was back to dealing with the forces of nurgle on their own.
Needs a guard commander with tungsten balls saying something like "Master Astartes I assume you need this relic of yours without a melta bomb attached to it and a dead man switch in my hand? I'm so honored to have you and your brothers lead our defense efforts to crush the Emperor's enemies."
@@von_Lind It has happened before. The Dark Angels have had their transports held hostage by the guard demanding they stop their idiocy and defend the Imperium. The Dark Angels did help through that short campaign. Commander had all the explosives removed and was killed for it. The Dark Angels were known for the longest time to randomly pull out of any engagement mid battle if even a rumor of a 'fallen' reached them. Which is something Lion'el has severely ripped them all a new one for doing now that he is back.
Guard "Oh thank THe Emperor, you're here to save us."
Iron Hands kill for a bit, grab their prize :"Nope, only here for this, good luck."
Proceed to abandon the Guardsmen likely to exterminatus.
For that reason I really don't understand why they have so much freedom on their operations, more now that guilliman is around
I find it amusing that while watching Space Marine 2 trailer, there's a scene where the guards bowed down when Titus walks by, knowing that guards in 30k would bump chest with them instead after they're done with murdering xenos.
no. many of them looked down on regular humans even back then. it depends on the legion.
It would vary greatly, but let's be very clear, the imperial army was a fucking juggernaut back then. They could take on space marines, and they could win. Now this was a small core of professionals, but the solar auxilia had at least the begrudging respect of all but the most stick in the ass space marines.
@@Tom_Cruise_Missile The Imperial Army had combined arms, plus better gear (their *standard* weapon was a Hellgun and their standard tank was a BANEBLADE) and built-in air support.
They were what the modern Guard would literally kill for.
@@thebighurt2495 I don't think you're right about the baneblade part, but other than that, yeah. They make the IG look like a joke.
Another reason the sisters of battle and imperial guard get along so well in setting is because their presence usually indicates reinforcements are coming, and the supply situation is about to get better, or sometimes that the battle's pretty close to being over as imperial compliance is being established on a world.
A lot of sisters of battle are assigned as a bodyguard detail to Ecclesiarchy missionaries, who literally work to bring worlds into the imperium peacefully if possible, but violently if necessary, generally over a process of years or decades. One particularly effective way the ecclesiarchy brings worlds into the imperium is by significantly increasing quality of life for non hostile residents, who eventually end up taking control of the planet due to drastically increased population pressure because they're living longer, having more kids, generally being healthier and eating better ect. And the ecclesiarchy spends a lot of money and other resources to make sure these missions succeed. And a lot of these benefits come to imperial guard units and their dependants in the region too.
So whenever there's a large sister of battle presence, there is a very real chance of basically everything getting significantly better for guard units already there, and often times in the long term.
The Sisters are also going to be much more familiar to most guardsmen, they probably grew up with sisters teaching children, treating the sick and feeding the poor.
Fighting sisters are only a part of a greater whole.
Marine shows up, all hope is lost and you've become sacrificial at the highest order.
When the Nuns with Guns come on scene, all hope is lost but someone out there loves you and thinks you matter.
plus, if all hope is lost with the sisters, sometimes a GENUINE MIRACLE occurs and saves the day
Except for the Salamanders, they will fight and die for you, those Flamey Bois
Salamanders and Space Nuns show up, You might just live and have a story to tell
A battle is going terribly and you’re somehow not dead yet:
Bad: the Space Marines arrive
REALLY BAD: the Space Marines RETREAT OFF WORLD
Wait wait wait -- where's my Chad Sister of Battle and my Virgin Space Marine meme on protecting guardsman? YOU KNOW THE ONE.
Soggy's right in some points, he's reaching in some points and he's like In Praise of Shadows in the others.
There are three reactions as a Guardsman when the Astartes appear:
1. "We're in deep shit."
2. "They're wearing green, guys. We're gonna be alright."
3. "They're wearing gray, guys. None of us leave this place alive."
@@Juancr2006 I mean, you’re still unlikely to get slaughtered by them unless someone mentions „Fallen“ or they just run off the battlefield for no apparent reason
@@Juancr2006After the Lions return they might to cease being these fucktards
@@i3lackfusion what if someone says "our chimera has fallen!" Or something?
“You might not approve of our more brutal side, but when you get shot, stabbed, or otherwise manhandled, you’ll thank the Emperor we’re here all the same.”
A sister treating a wounded guardsmen reminds me of a ww2 era French nun/nurse treating a wounded American GI.
Inquisitor: We've tried for days but he speaks in a long dead tongue lost to time. Try to speak to him, Dialogus
Dialogus: Hello there
Prisoner: Bonjour
Dialogus:....Yeah I've got nothing.
Sister go see what is he saying:sister engages in full conversation with the prisoner in French
A guardsman and a sister of battle sounds like the set up for a romance novel or some shit
My Wish to Generate Children with You is Only Exceeded by My Devotion to Him.
A canon yet still unwritten romance novel between a Death korps of krieg member and a sister of battle set on krieg during it's civil war.
@@Heresydetector9000asking questions is heretical brother. Loyal followers of the Emperor only obey.
@@RedDeadWest2182
It is not heresy. Sisters are canonically not celibate. Obvious PR move on GW's part. But GW has historically always avoided romance as a sub-plot in their writings.
Space marines also make an example out of you if you can't defend your planet well enough.
Sisters of Battle have all sorts of ways to show how caring they are. Arcoflagellents, Penitent Engines, Mortifiers....
Space marines: No I shouldn't die for some puny humans I'm one of his angels!!!!
Giga chad ogryn: Protect the lil uns!!
Legit a space marine after getting bored of fighting to save a random planet: imma go get the milk real quick
You're more fucked if you're a guardsmen and you see a chaos space marine.
Ciaphas Cain would like a word. Preferably from behind a legion of imperial guard, but if (when) backed into a corner...
Idk, if its just a lone space marine, I would expect every god damn laser rifle to melt the marine the moment he appears.
Imagine the bragging rights to kill a heretic astartes. Worst case you die and no longer have to live your amazing life as a guardmen.
Seeing sister of battle caring for you is like a muscle mommies doing mommy things, totaly worth it, no slaneesh temptation can do that
Sisters will do everything they can to protect the average citizen.
Meanwhile in Pariah Nexus:
all my mind was thinking when seeing this was that series. So now I don't know who to believe (im in no way , shape of form, knowledgeable about 40k)
@@WhisperingWinds0like buddy was explaining it's a flip of the coin sure the nice nun is acting as a nurse/proper doctor but that very same nice nun lady could and does use said knowledge to " Interrogate" and or maliciously prolong the existence of anyone she is ordered or feels compelled to do it to (probably normal people most of the time)
@@WhisperingWinds0buddy as my high ass should have explained being the creators of the short but I'm sure you got that from the context anyway
Coin flip. If they suspect somepm3s compromised or infected etc they will purge to makw sure no one lives to pass it on
When your healthcare provider’s kit includes a chainsaw it’s time to be concerned
Blessed the guard who can woo a sister's heart.
*see a space marine *
"Oh shit, thats wild"
"Oh wait, why has he been sent here? We are doomed arent we?"
*sees space marine leave *
"Oh good, they left, that means we are fine... right? RIGHT?!"
Also Guardsman "Wait, why is the sun out at night? And how does it reach the bottom levels of the hive city?"
“Yo, sorry we’re late, those Mortifactor guys were real assholes.”
- A Lamenter Space Marines
Except the Space Marine introduce themselves as Salamander or White Scars and the Space Wolves
You better follow them or help them
Angels of Vengeance, Reclaimers and Raven Guard are pretty helpful, too
@@thebighurt2495yeah but most of the others will actually speak to you. The raven guard might whisper a language you cannot understand but i doubt they do much talking
@@sirkelendor5429 Tbf, I'm not well-read on the Raven Guard. At the very least, they'll be helpful in useful ways.
It would be hilarious to have a short story of a guardsmen being semi aware of the 40k verse as fantasy and during a battle realizes that he's now in a plot point. Like a siege is happening and he sees marines and just loses his shit. "TIM, ITS THE BLOODY SPACEC WOLVES! how are you not concerned?! We've been fighting orcs for 3 solar cycles, deathcorp arrived yesterday SINGING! BY THE EMPEROR THEY WERE SINGING! and I'm pretty sure our psychers went dark because there's a hive fleet near by." Gets shot by the nearest commisar for being right. His last words are "have fun being fodder in the first chapter of a book"
Also Sisters like to be up close and personal when fighting. If the nuns with guns are closing to burn everything to ashes, they're probably drawing fire that would otherwise be aimed at the guardsmen.
Astartes aren't usually deployed in sufficient numbers to draw all the fire.
Very few people are good, period. And yah, I remember a 40K comic told from the point of view of the avarage person seeing chaos and marines fight over thier planet. I remember the ending saying "WE used to pray they came, now we pray we never see them again."
Most people are good. Otherwise the world would look a whole lot worse from the few people that are assholes.
Its mostly criminals and power-hungry wealthy people that abuse normal good people into doing bad things. Like being sold wars under false pretenses.
Everyone is evil in 40k. The Lamenters “Nuh uh”
the salamanders are the only ray of sunshine in this hellscape of sifi.
Expect for Salamanders. Salamanders are the only space marines you'd be happy to encounter as a normal human.
there's another reason the guard love the sisters of battle, and it's rather obvious
I love the Salamanders and Sisters of Battle. The Sisters of battle literaly drops a Church as a care package and since they use plenty of fire weaponry that's like the best support for a Salamander.
"Nobody can be good all the time"
Salamanders
As long as you're not a Xeno. Salamanders no like any other lifeform that isn't Human.
Custodes… what in my head cannon those golden boys know the emperor personally so understand humans importance down to the lowliest trader provided they are loyal to the emperor
@@Red-Check-MarkYeah, the most good you’ll get in this setting is highly relative and tragically narrow-minded.
But as we all know, that has a charm all of its own.
Nobody can be good in Wh40k.
Salamanders: Hold my beer my friend.
Seeing a space Marine is super inspiring. Once they show up, you know that war is going to be over real quick.
If you see Salamanders, then you are not only saved, but you will be taken care of, if you are injured, and brought back safely
Alternatively, you're all going to die defending the civvies. Salamanders are so few they don't get deployed just anywhere, only to the very worst places. And they're willing to die alongside you, at least, but that's small comfort when you're dead.
To see a space marine mid-battle as a guardsman means you're dead in the next wave of enemies. Cadians and the deathkorps are special cases though, they're tougher than your average guard.
Ngl a episode on the space sharks that go nom nom would be pretty cool
But thank y'all for doing things y'all are amazing🙂👍
Oh gee why would Guardsmen like seeing a bunch of super buff chicks wearing skin tight armor
Canonically non celibate buff chicks in armor showing up with overwhelming firepower when chances are as a guardsman your unit is probably not mixed gender
I thought the sisters of battle were canonically sexually frustrated to the point of just randomly picking guardsman for….procreational purposes
@@thequestbroNow everyone watch as I destroy their entire argument with a single emoji: 🤓
@@halo129830Apparently they are encouraged to have families.
If youre a guardsman thats still alive to see the arrival of Space Marines, youve basicslly just been transfered to the living shield department.
You know you are in deep shit when you see a space marine you know you in deeper shit when they tactically retreat
How I rate the Dread from seeing a space marine from a specific chapter on a scale of 0 to 10
0 = salamanders
1 = ultramarine
2 = blood Angels
3 = SpaceWolves
4 = raven guard
5 = lamenters (poor guys)
6 = the minotaurs
7 = the Carcharodons (space sharks)
8 = the mortifactors (ultramarine cannibals)
9 = marines malevolent (fuck these guys)
10 = -the gray knights- (BLAM)
somewhere up there need to be Carcharodons if they are in need of people
@@pitakon I mean the blue boys are the biggest chapter therefore they are more common and more likely to be sent to deal with smaller threats
wonder how they'd feel seeing custodes, beyond just a general feeling of inadequacy
This is why salamanders is my fav. Chapter! The real ones! The real heroes of the story!
I would simply not feel dread, I am different you see. BY THE LIGHT OF THE EMPEROR I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL AND CERTAINLY NOT ANY GOOD PROVIDED BY hIS LIGHT
There's a few Chapters who will also look out for the common man, but there's that other factor you mentioned there as well: "if you see a Space Marine... it means things are going terribly."
If you see a space marine in 40k either its going to kill you, or the thing its here to fight is going to kill you.
Who doesn’t love warrior nuns in space
Space Marines.. "i know how expensive i am so I'm leaving you can stay because your cheap as chips"😂😂😂
Sister of battle.. "Aww the little cute guards mens guy's got a lot little bo bo's 🤕.. I'll kisses thems all better" 😘🥰👍
😂😂😂
Look up Baldemorts reading of the guardsman when the sisters show up. Its incredible.
imagine calling for a medic and you see one running towards you with a small chainsaw on their arm
@@bringerovdeath not if there was an ubercharged heavy around
Seeing an Astartes means you WILL "die standing" this time.
Well some guardsmen are super jealous of the Sisters arms and armor and that's how we get the nick name "Bolter Bitches"
Some Orders of the Sisters of Battle are also overly zealous, prefer shorter ranged weapons (flamers, chainswords, and pistols) and relish the prospect of martyrdom. These Sisters are not conducive to a proper Guardsman's survival. Especially if they happen to be in charge.
If you see an astartes, best case
scenario he has black skin, red eyes
and green armor.
Unless it's an Imperial Fist or a Salamander. Then they will go down with the defensive line shoulder to shoulder with guardsmen, or in the case of Salamanders, they will be rear guards for retreating guardsmen so that maybe one of those guards will have a child that becomes a space marine.
Lamenters will fight and die with regiments that know they're about to die just to give them additional morale / space marines are basically mobile death machines that would make you fight harder knowing you have just one on your side. Lamenters make it their whole thing to make fortifications and sell their lives dearly to give the humans a fighting chance.
The Crimson Fists and Angels of Vengeance will probably stick around, too.
Even the Smurfs and BT's have their moments.
See's a Salamander Space Marine. (Smiling Guardsman.)
See's a Iron Hand Space Marine.
(Panicking Guardsman.)
See's a Lamentors Space Marine.
(Smiling Panicking Guardsman.)
Sees a Flesh Tearors Space Marine.
(Dead by friendly fire Guardsman.)
do no harm except against enemies of the emperor cause they ain’t even human
one of hte positive sides of the sisters faith, is that they will actively try to encourage those around them
Remember folks. Seeing a Space Marine in 40k is like seeing a fucking Angel fighting in Ukraine for modern day standards. it is a jarring and terrifying experience.
One of the best parts of Space Marine 1 is when you first land and the guardsmen are just in awe of you.
Salamanders are the boys that would protect you til the end :)
Average space marine “no I’m leaving I’m more important than these regular humans”
An ork “Prodec de lil uns”
This is interesting. The reason I'm liking this world. Every body has their darkside and doing everything they can to survive.
You would definitely like the salamanders one of the more popular ones because of their investment into humanity and their emotions. The sons of Vulcan are the few who actually get to see their families again when many other chapters are never allowed to see their families again. The other astartes are ripped from their home world to never see their families again while the salamanders get to see them to promote their humane sides. The salamanders also will do everything they can to ensure the survival of citizens and gaurdsman alike. Almost to the point of abandoning their original mission. They suffer the most casualties because of this but lowkey in the grim darkness where there is only war the sisters of battle and the salamanders will do their absolute best to ensure the safety, survival, and wellbeing of the innocent and guardsmen. Btw their main armaments are flame based weapons so they will absolutely torch a xeno to hell if they see them injure an innocent bystander. They care but they have the strength to back it up. Look em up
Bruh why are these sisters of battle built like a temptation trap from slaneesh
Slaanesh is a corruption on the very idea of romance, pleasure, and love. All those good things came first.
The Sisters are also the embodiment of at least some of those good things! Unless you're a xenos. Then they'll bathe you in holy promethium.
Space Marines just going: "Aight, we're gonna head out" is funny for some reason
There is a *huge* difference between how you'd feel if you needed help and an Angel descends from the heavens, and if a nun showed up to hdlp out.
I appreciate the Cultist Simulator soundtrack, it fits grimdark vibe of 40k
So they're waifus with a yandere side for the Emperor
“Every coin has two sides, nobody is good.” **The Salamanders have entered the chat**
Transhuman dread is a great way to describe how regular people would feel when the Space Marines show up.
Seeing Space Marines coming to your aid is pretty great and also scary. You will die if they don't come and you will also die if you see something you shouldn't.
Now if you see a Salamander or Lamanter, you basically got the best of the best who WILL try to save you by all means possible.
Man I love the way you present the lore, short clear engaging. Bravo
Space wolves: “wait, we’re supposed to leave when we start taking casualties? Pathetic, we got a war to win and some guardsmen to save.”
A guardsman seeing and astartes is like an astartes seeing a custodies
If I had been fighting in a hellhole, I'd want a pretty face taking care of me too.
There's nothing like a battlefield, Handy J....
Imagine seeing a Sister and a Space Wolf, this will be a hell of a ride.😂😅
That one line at the end...
"Space marines know they COST A LOT OF RESSOURCES, so they'll LEAVE!" 🤣🤣🤣 wtf, so true ...
On top of that the fact that almost every sister has recieved training with the ordo hospitaler (basically nurses). So that dommy sister that has been tearing xenos apart 5 minutes ago would behave (mostly) calming around the guard, regardless if they were an actual nurse or a armed battle sister.
"Do no harm. Unless it's a heretic. In that case, do harm. A LOT of harm!"
I love the hospitaller who got so pissed off at the marines malevolent for using her patients as bait that she shot one of them straight in the head (it didn’t work but damn did she try)
“Do no harm”
Hospitaller: “Heretics aren’t people.”
Seeing a space marine means your in deep shit, especially if your a guardsman. Though you be lucky if you survive to the point you actually see a space marine.
I’d imagine that moment you survive long enough to see a space marine is the moment you go from conscript to veteran.
What if you see a titan
@@shanegrimes3455 He’s either local or you’re in danger.
@@silaslithian5298 Well before you become a veteran. you have to survive the encounter and hope the space marines don't purge you afterwards because you might of seen something you shouldn't.
New Guardsman: 🤩
Veteran Guardsman: 😨