Hope you've been enjoying the Aizawa content as of late! Got something real special for those invested in Alphonse & Seth coming up...keep your eyes peeled. :3
"Knowing you, you'll walk right into danger once I take my eyes off of you." Me: *actively sprinting towards a cliff* sweetie I have absolute n o i d e a what you mean
@@sabinaocdinaria2624 I am like a kitten, I can purr for real and also have the kneeding habit, I also push people with my head to hug and eat cat food sometimes with my kittens, I don't make trouble though. :
“Ah- how did I get in? Well.. I don’t really see how that’s relevant.” Alrighty sure... just skip over the part that you snuck into my house but that’s fine.
Aizawa: What's with the flushed face? Is it embarrassing, me caring you like a princess Me: * hang on to dear life * NO I JUST HATE BEING PICKED UP! YOU BETTER NOT DROP ME!! * Whine *
me in a nutshell xD when i was younger my mum would carry me up the stairs cause why not xd and even if i was asleep i would wake up and claw onto the walls or jackets cause i hated magically floating
Aizawa: do you know how worried I was? Me: No because im dense af "Trouble magnet" Huh..........it sounds familiar but i don't know why Aizawa: i will tie you to the bed if i need to Me: kinky even for my asexual self
“Kinky even for my asexual self” That is me in a nutshell with my friends who always make dirty jokes, I’ve picked up some of their ways. I once had someone ask me how I could make such dirty jokes despite being asexual, and I was just super confused ... oh well ‘tis life
@@thatoneweirdasexual1404 YO !!!! I have a friend who would write down all these pickup lines (EVERY ONE IN EXISTENCE EVEN THE DIRTY ONES) and would tell me them as soon as I walked into the school gate
*from Colleagues to lovers* *Aizawa being egotistical* That’s new... *not even 5 minutes in: starts flirting* Woah! Woah! Calm down buddy we’re not together yet!
Aizawa: I shouldn’t be gone long. Okay? Okay Me: okay^^ *sudden moaning* Me: WOAH!! THAT WAS QUI- Aizawa: what? Look- I told you I wasn’t going to let you use the crutches Me: o h
“ i’m picking you up again, and depositing your stubborn ass right back into bed. “ man, now if only you could do that to me in real life, that’d be great. thanks a lot.
“what, is that you trying to look angry?? ooo, terrifying. i’m quaking in my boots.” my actual response in my head when i heard that; “that’s not what that means, you fookin boomer!!” but its fine we’re all lighthearted here
Umm... But that is exactly what that means??? It's a pretty common phrase to use when being sarcastic, like in this audio. The usage of it that you're thinking of is a far more recent development, and it's obvious from the context that that is not how it is being used in this instance. Words and phrases can have different connotations based on context, you know.
omg this is adorable! especially knowing how much i do stupid and possibly dangerous stuff, makes it more real. the slight...ahem, "teasing" at the end was nice too -///-
Aizawa: *Threatens to drop me* Me: *Grabs on tighter screeching* Edit: Hold up 9 likes! Thanks for like my trash comment I've actually never gotten 9 likes before :3 Edit: o-o 16. Frickn.LIKES. Dis moment will be a family heirloom. :D Thank yall
I have seen almost all of them and listened to them several times 😍 I absolutely love this I felt my face going warm when I was listening to this @///@
I have a request for an Aizawa x Listener if you dont mind... Tw: Mentioning of suicide What if Aizawa walked in on the listener writing their suicide note, he then reads it and begins explaining to them why they are worth the world to him. I need this right now so if yall could let my guy Yuuri know that would be freaking mint fam 🙃
I need it either...You shoul not kill yourself tho...You are more special than you think you are.Just think you are a butterfly,but your wings didn't grow yet..You just have to be pacient,and ignore what other people says about you,because that butterfly,first is beautiful on the inside,in their own way,and after waiting and living their life without other's oppinions letting affect it,they are beautiful on the outside either
Aizawa: brought you some clothes Me: how tf did you get in my house._. Aizawa: that's not relevant Me: no no- how tf..... Did you get.. Into my... House.
Aizawa: "what? Are you embarrassed me holding you like a princess?, Good it will teach you more to be not more wreckless on the future" Me: it will teach me more to be wreckless on the future 😩✨✋🏻
This one was fun specifically because this is EXACTLY how I act when I'm injured or sick. You turn around for five seconds and I'm climbing out the window.
Hope you've been enjoying the Aizawa content as of late! Got something real special for those invested in Alphonse & Seth coming up...keep your eyes peeled. :3
Oh yay!!! Thank you Yuuri-kun!!!
I'm loving the Aizawa audios and i'm so hyped for the Alphonse & Seth story to unfold
Yeeeyyyyy!! Love your videosOwO
Yus we be thirstin for the punk bois
I am enjoying the content it is very good...
Aizawa: Your grounded
Me: I-i I'm sorry?
*gives slipper
Leila cruz, i mean he is daddy
@@justyourlocalweirdkid4402 TwT
How am I grounded if the villians already plummeted me into the GROUND, A I Z A W A
You heard what I said
Aizawa: do.not.move.a.muscle
me: yeah.....
Aizawa: *leaves*
*jumps off and searches the cats* PSPSPSPSPSSP
IT WONT DIE! 😂😂😂😂
Hehe... he will never know 😌
Hehehe😌💅🏾
Same
😏💅
Running head first into danger?
*Sound like something a main character does*
Deku: ...hehehe
....why are the students here-
waitttt umm mina why are here
WHY ARE ALL THE U A STUDENTS HERE??? GET YOUR ASSES OUT OF HERE-
Hi Mina, Todoroki and midoriya
“Trouble magnet”
Me: yep sounds like me
Yeah same 😂
😃😀😄😃😀😄😃😀😄😃😀😄😃😀😄
same :D
Aizawa: “ You’re grounded - “
Me: “ wOT? “
I'm wot last time I checked Aizawa your my coworker not my mother
Aizawa: *acts seductive*
Me: nOW THERE'S AN ACHE BETWEEN MY THIGHS- UGHH-
PTFFFFF-
WHEEZE
SAME SIS 😂😂😂😂🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
LMAOOOOOO 🤣
sAMe
sameeee 😂😂
WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE DEKU IM NEVER PLAYING T OR D AGAIN FUCK YOU EXTRAS!
Him: “not so wholesome things”
Me: “um... back your ass up”
"Knowing you, you'll walk right into danger once I take my eyes off of you."
Me: *actively sprinting towards a cliff* sweetie I have absolute n o i d e a what you mean
Literally me🤣🤣
My friend and I just fell😂
Omg yessssssssss 😂
Same
This is late but,✨N o I d e a ✨what he’s talking about
I would love to be at his apartment, cat paradise
Same
wait maam how did you get that information?!
@shouta aizawa Hmmm “I don’t see how that’s relevant”...
@@sabinaocdinaria2624 im a guy lmao and i can tell your a cat person
@@sabinaocdinaria2624 I am like a kitten, I can purr for real and also have the kneeding habit, I also push people with my head to hug and eat cat food sometimes with my kittens, I don't make trouble though. :
"You're grounded"
You not my daddd! XD
That’s what I said! I was like I’m 20 years old and I don’t need to be grounded
He our daddy tho 😳
Sik3y oh shi-
Sik3y a n d i o o p
I lotlart said that
Aizawa: "You're grounded"
"I'm a grown ma-"
Aizawa: "Don't even t r y to protest, you're done"
“Ah- how did I get in? Well.. I don’t really see how that’s relevant.”
Alrighty sure... just skip over the part that you snuck into my house but that’s fine.
Yo, DEADASS- fuckin’ stalker ass up in here-🤣🤣😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Look, you're grounded."
Me: B-but Shoutaaaaaaaa 😫
Sounding like Hizashi there, hm?
HE CALLED US KITTEN HOLY SH- bet all the fangirls went WILDDDD
Um, shiggy? Why in the hell are you here? This is my old teacher we’re talking about.
Why are you here-
Both of you-..
And how do you know it's all girls
I did that's for sure also, WHAT THE HELL SHIGARAKI THIS IS A HERO, YOUR A VILLIAN.
Vil! Ochaco Uraraka blackmail.
Hxney tea I need some blackmail
“Im never gonna take my eyes off you even for a second”
Wait, WHAT IF I WHEN IM SHOWERING- PERVERTTTTTTT HAHAHAHA OMG
I wouldn’t mind 🤷🏻♀️
@@brokenrain7332 :0
QueenBlaxkKat 😏
@@brokenrain7332 Looolll
Menita 2.0
The dislikes are because those people realize they can’t have him
I can't have him I'm a problem child damm it!!
That one dislike is Present mic HAHA
Aizawa: “ I will drop you-“
Me: “ BET!! BET YOU WONT!! DO IT RIGHT NOW- “
Me though-
5:30 Me: I have been threatened-
I'm like do it, drop me I dare you
Teacher and daddy kink? I am here
Virginity?
Who’s she...? (°∀°)b
riiiiiight oh my GOD
"Trouble Magnet"
My Friends: Hey max! look at the title its you!
me: HA! TRUE
Same bRu- 😂😂😂
Samee 😂😂
Same 😂😂😂😂
The title is also all of class 1-A
Shoto do I have to get Dabi....
Aizawa:you are grounded
Me:WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO?!
Aizawa: hey wakey wakey sleepy head
Me: NOOOOO I DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL DAD!!!
😂
Look, you're grounded.
Me: **opens my mouth to say something**
No, don't even try to protest. You're done.
Me: **pouts**
Aizawa: What's with the flushed face? Is it embarrassing, me caring you like a princess
Me: * hang on to dear life * NO I JUST HATE BEING PICKED UP! YOU BETTER NOT DROP ME!! * Whine *
me in a nutshell xD when i was younger my mum would carry me up the stairs cause why not xd and even if i was asleep i would wake up and claw onto the walls or jackets cause i hated magically floating
Ellie Ocard I like your name lol
Aizawa: do you know how worried I was?
Me: No because im dense af
"Trouble magnet"
Huh..........it sounds familiar but i don't know why
Aizawa: i will tie you to the bed if i need to
Me: kinky even for my asexual self
“Kinky even for my asexual self”
That is me in a nutshell with my friends who always make dirty jokes, I’ve picked up some of their ways. I once had someone ask me how I could make such dirty jokes despite being asexual, and I was just super confused ... oh well ‘tis life
I’m sorry but what does asexual mean I don’t know what that means sorry
m k
So as an asexual I can state that we can be in an relationship romantically not sexually
Same
@@thatoneweirdasexual1404 YO !!!! I have a friend who would write down all these pickup lines (EVERY ONE IN EXISTENCE EVEN THE DIRTY ONES) and would tell me them as soon as I walked into the school gate
is nobody going to talk about how he broke into our house?
The window: yea how did he break i-
Crowbar? Bat? Cat? Lol
yep nobody should it is relivent
You say "our" like this is a team thing?
@@keigotakami746 no sorry for the confusion
5:20
so you think I'm *SKINNYYYYY*
*from Colleagues to lovers*
*Aizawa being egotistical*
That’s new...
*not even 5 minutes in: starts flirting*
Woah! Woah! Calm down buddy we’re not together yet!
*sees notification*
*chokes on tea*
Aizawa: I'm not gonna let you sleep on a couch.
Me: *laying down on a couch while listening* 👁👄👁
𝙈𝙐𝙃𝘼𝙃𝘼𝙃𝘼𝙃𝘼𝙃𝘼𝙃𝘼 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘾𝘼𝙉𝙏 𝙈𝘼𝙆𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝘿𝙊 𝘼𝙉𝙔𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙉𝙂𝙂𝙂
SAME LMAO
You are all trouble magnets just for listening to this.. *sigh* fans really are thirsty..
Listen-
Loopy_Space_Artist what?
aw shit, we've been caught. do i get a pass at least for having a cat quirk?
🌘SPACE CAT STUDIOS🌒 hmm.. no.
Izuku Midoriya , what are you doing here?
Aizawa: I shouldn’t be gone long. Okay? Okay
Me: okay^^
*sudden moaning*
Me: WOAH!! THAT WAS QUI-
Aizawa: what? Look- I told you I wasn’t going to let you use the crutches
Me: o h
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
Lmao
I read this as that part was coming.
Samee
“ i’m picking you up again, and depositing your stubborn ass right back into bed. “
man, now if only you could do that to me in real life, that’d be great. thanks a lot.
Me on TikTok with the family in the living room
Sees Notification:got to run talk later 👁👄👁
Why is toga here? Also I was never here , O. K. ?
"Finally awake huh?"
*violent nam flashbacks to skyrims intro*
me: hUH?
Aizawa: “ That this isn’t a dream.. that you are actually okay.. “
Thanks for reminding me that your not real and I’m lonely af-
Mood
Same here 😭😢
Running into danger is a hero’s job I’m just a girl who loves Aizawa
“You’re grounded!”
YOU’RE MY DAD- WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE
💀💀
This comment is underrated
Y E S god the aizawa audios are so amazing!
right?!
him:what are you doing out of bed~
me: I nEeD tO pEEeEe
I'm just sitting here with my cover over my head drinking tea and chillin.
Same
When I watch these I have to put a cover over my head.
I can’t describe in words how much I love your impression of Aizawa T^T
Aizawa: I will tie you to the bed.
My legit response if i was there: Kinky.
Aizawa: I will drop you
Me: then drop me like going to hell that's where I belong
Aizawa: You really are a trouble magnet are you? Me: Alright alright im sorry... Aizawa: Is that you trying to look angry?? Me: W H A T
THANK YOU LORD YURRIVOICE I NEED ME SOME ERASER DADDY
:v (The queen of quick clicking as per usual.)
:>
Aizawa: You really are a trouble magnet aren't you?
Me: what can I say? I'm attractive like that 😘
"Well you have been very naughty"
Me: You wot mate?!
Those two dislikes are Midnight and Present Mic
Miss. Jokes too.
Oh and miss joke
Momo why did they dislike?
@@im_altheaa oh well they like fun eri-chan
oh okay Momo
"I will drop you!"
That is something I would definitely say 😂
I feel a nsfw one coming-
*p l e a s e*
Same, Like spongebob said: "I NEED IT!"
Present Mic what are you doing here???...
Kitten Blue One word EraserMic
Mic You Have 5 Seconds To Run.....
Um present mic I won’t expose you
Sike by the way stop making out with aizawa in the sport closet 😤
How did I get into your apartment? Not important!"
Me: uhhhhh you didn't turn the lights on in my room right?
*thinks back to posters*
OH SHI-
Lmaooooo I would have the same response
This is it. This is the one that absolutely killed me.
When you see it’s 11 minutes
*sees 11 minutes*
Me:. . .
Me: FUK!-
Shigaraki.... why are you here?
Max RadioStoryGamer b l a c k m a i l
NANIII??!?!?
@@proxyshadoww4154 Good idea!
**gets grounded by aizawa**
Me: yOuR nOt mY DaD!!!
“what, is that you trying to look angry?? ooo, terrifying. i’m quaking in my boots.”
my actual response in my head when i heard that; “that’s not what that means, you fookin boomer!!” but its fine we’re all lighthearted here
Umm... But that is exactly what that means??? It's a pretty common phrase to use when being sarcastic, like in this audio. The usage of it that you're thinking of is a far more recent development, and it's obvious from the context that that is not how it is being used in this instance. Words and phrases can have different connotations based on context, you know.
Teacher: Here's your homework
Me:Ok, I'll do it-
*Video pop out*
Me:You know what, forget homework.A teacher need me
Teacher:Wait,n- and she gone
0:25 Aizawa: "It was stupid that you-"
Me: you're stupid! HMPF.
4:23 Aizawa: I WILL TIE YOU TO THE BED
In my head: DADDY YES PLEASE😂😂😂
It's like Aizawa knows my weaknesses or something because he's got me blushing and feeling things. Haha! You make a great Aizawa.
omg this is adorable! especially knowing how much i do stupid and possibly dangerous stuff, makes it more real. the slight...ahem, "teasing" at the end was nice too -///-
My attitude: 👿😈😎😡😂🤷🏻♀️😌💅🏻
Aizawa: *giggles*
My heart: *melts*
Aizawa: *Threatens to drop me*
Me: *Grabs on tighter screeching*
Edit: Hold up 9 likes! Thanks for like my trash comment I've actually never gotten 9 likes before :3
Edit: o-o 16. Frickn.LIKES. Dis moment will be a family heirloom. :D Thank yall
I just imagine you holding on and making pterodactyl sounds
"Trouble magnet"
I literally have a burn on my arm an a massive bruise on my thigh from FALLING INTO MY OVEN... OFF THE COUNTER.
I'm sorry but 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How-
I was holding the oven handle and it came open and then I fell into/onto it.
Omg I walked into a car bumper and I had a bruiser n my thigh for like 3 weeks and I burned myself while pouring water!!!😔😔
Ouch you good bro-?
I have seen almost all of them and listened to them several times 😍
I absolutely love this
I felt my face going warm when I was listening to this @///@
The fuck Deku?
You like our teacher? C
Ahaha chaos 💜
Izuku what are you doing here lol
La gæ
Yesssss fam this is what we wanted
Aizawa- I'm afraid your stuck with me.
Me: oh no that sounds so bad
My brain: hell yea I dont want to leave him.
That promise was the softest thing and I died
I have a request for an Aizawa x Listener if you dont mind...
Tw: Mentioning of suicide
What if Aizawa walked in on the listener writing their suicide note, he then reads it and begins explaining to them why they are worth the world to him.
I need this right now so if yall could let my guy Yuuri know that would be freaking mint fam 🙃
I need it either...You shoul not kill yourself tho...You are more special than you think you are.Just think you are a butterfly,but your wings didn't grow yet..You just have to be pacient,and ignore what other people says about you,because that butterfly,first is beautiful on the inside,in their own way,and after waiting and living their life without other's oppinions letting affect it,they are beautiful on the outside either
YES!!
Galaxy Stars awww thank you 🥰 I feel that good good love
I like the idea! Also, wtf is that pfp-
Aizawa: what? don’t look at me like that!
Me: *continues to eat chips* mhmm
Gods, how-just tell me how your do fantastic?
Aizawa: brought you some clothes
Me: how tf did you get in my house._.
Aizawa: that's not relevant
Me: no no- how tf..... Did you get.. Into my... House.
Trouble magnet? More like
The disappointment that my parents made
Bitch saaaaame
Yes sadly
“ your grounded “
Yes mast- I mean Aizawa!🤭
How does this say “no views” yet there’s 11 likes and already have comments???
Because TH-cam is on drugs. xD
Tabitha Guss 🤣😂
TH-cam got ahold of the **sugar and milk** if you know what I'm saying
" there it is, the blush i love so much.
Me whose nose is acting like a fountain of blood: .//_//.
When it says 17 mins 😌✨💕🧚🏻
you uh...you mean 11?
You good bro
Aizawa: looks like I need to go grocery shopping soon
Me: yeah ya do. Imma eat all your food so get double the amount of food please 🥺
I choked on my string cheese 😂💘
Listened to so many of these I can make myself blush forcefully -w-
Video: "you're grounded"
Me: "dad?"
5:25 i laughed so haarrrdddd!!!
Grounded?! I didn't know you could joke hahahaha
Ew-
YES😂😂😂
I WIPED OUT ON MY BIKE YESTERDAY AND I STILL HURT MORE THAN YESTERDAY AND SO GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL! I NEEDED this shit!
YES PLEASE 😌✌🏼
Aizawa: (giving out to me about what I did)
Me: (thinking about the time i climbed up the tree like an idiot and fell)
Vietnam flashback
Asking me to stay in the same spot for days is equivalent to asking the energizer bunny to stop moving
Aizawa: being seductive
Me:THIS IS ILLEGAL IM UNDER AGED
I would love to just be with aizawa and snuggle with him, since I normally listen to these at noght
"your grounded"
I never leave my room anyway, Mr. Love of my life
All I wanna say is:
ELLOOOOOOO
YELLLLOOOO
*ELLOOOOOOOOOOO*
WHATS A BOOM BOOM ELLOOO
Aizawa: "what? Are you embarrassed me holding you like a princess?, Good it will teach you more to be not more wreckless on the future"
Me: it will teach me more to be wreckless on the future 😩✨✋🏻
Mood
Shouta: I will not take my eyes off of u not for one second-!
Me: so...u would watch me take a pis-
Sry I'll leave now-
😂😂😂
"Wow you really are like a cat "
Shut up and pet my head already and cuddle me
This one was fun specifically because this is EXACTLY how I act when I'm injured or sick. You turn around for five seconds and I'm climbing out the window.
FR same though my dumbass can't sit still
It’s adorable but wasn’t he the one after the USJ incident who limped into the classroom covered in bandages saying ‘My well being is irrelevant’
*UM SIR THIS IS A MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU-*
Now I'm just imagining Aizawa picking up his car and being like "What? Is it embarrassing? Me, carrying you like a princess?" 🤚😔