The dark heart decided to punish toxic noobs with its lifesteal. The ice dagger's freeze weighed players' sins. Ice dagger's freeze were fair and just, and froze even the smallest sins. Illumina, with it's big mobility, watched over the SFOTH to look for hackers. Illumina's mobility could fling very far, and be at places we couldn't be.
The day when Illumina's speed that could fling hundreds of kilometers away, Icedagger who could judge any sin, and Darkheart's blade that could pwn everything united into one, darkness fell upon SFOTH. Players screamed in terror and fear at the sight of the admin, and SFOTH soon fell into mayhem. Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: “It's the hacker! Big, terrible hacker lives in the dark, black vault!"
@@Icannotdraw-ug3gjIt was a warm and sunny afternoon when a mysterious player visited the peaceful house. He was a builder, pro, and a og, but at the same time, he was a nobody
@@User-idk36457in a game called Sword Fights on the Heights, there’s a sphere that when activated teleports you to a section of the map where you can’t die (unless ur poisoned)
FINALLY ####### FINALLY ONE OF THESE "but it sounds like a 2009 Roblox song" THAT ISN'T JUST THE SAME OG SONG BUT ALL THE SOUNDS ARE THAT WEIRD GUITAR SOUND
:give builderman2341 twilight :give burstman10hour twilight :give XxasylumerslayerxX twilight :mr "Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: 'It's the monster! Big, terrible monster lives in the dark, black forest!'" :play [Too Many Notifications]
this is the first of my videos that reached 10k views who knew putting 2009 roblox brainrot with item asylum brainrot could produce such a good combination?
if you wore a shirt/pants named studs or a t-shirt you'd get it, that would be cool i think, and also have the old black bar gui with text on top of the screen instead of just the trumpet things
A long time ago, in a Kohl's Admin House server lived three happy noobs. The noobs had no name, but the residents of the house would call them big noob, long noob and little noob. Everyone lived freely and happily together in the peaceful admin house. The noobs wanted the forest to be safe more than anyone else, that way players from the outside could visit and have fun. It was a warm and sunny afternoon when a mysterious player visited the peaceful house. He was a builder, pro, and an OG, but at the same time, he was a nobody. The noobs found him suspicious, so they didn’t let him in. Before leaving, the player said to the noobs "An admin abuser will come to this game soon. It will be tainted with evil and bad, and the abusing will never stop. The place will shutdown once a terrible admin abuser ruins everything. Roblox and Builderman will shine upon you no more; the game will never go back to what it was before." After hearing that, the noobs was afraid of the prophesied future so the noobs has become the guardian of the Kohl's admin house. Big noob, with it's many eyes, watched the house for abusers, for big noob's eye could see very far, and see things we could not see. Then somebody said, “But what if the abuser shows up in the middle of the night, when the sky is dark and everyone is afk?" Worried, Big Noob burnt all of its Tix to make an everlasting Lantern. Now the Bloxxers of the house were under Big Noob's constant moderation, day and night. Long Noob weighed the warns of Players that enter the House to keep peace. Long Noob's scales could measure every warn, and were fair and just. Then somebody said, “But what if the scale doesn't tip in either direction someday?" Long Bird, worried, created a scale that tipped to only one side. Then, it was clear that the judgement was made. Little noob decided to punish the bloxxer’s wrongdoings with its beak. Then somebody said, “But your beak is so small, no one would find it hurtful!” Worried, Big Noob tore it's mouth wide so that it could swallow any toxic players in one bite. No one could visit the game anymore, and bad myths started to spread about the game. “I heard terrible things happen to players who enter the game...” "The big noob is always moderating the chats in roblox, there’s no freedom..." "The long noob’s Moderation isn’t fair at all..." "The small noob’s bans are so scary!" The noobs got upset. “We work so hard to protect the house; why doesn't anyone appreciate our effort?” Fewer and fewer players visited the house, more and more users are complaining, fights broke out daily, and yet the noobs continued to work even harder to make the game peaceful again, but... "No, this house is so vast and wide, the three of us aren't enough to protect all of it!" "But there are no admins to protect this house but us." "If we combined our power, we will be stronger." The day when Big Noob's eyes that could see hundreds of kilometers away, Long Noob who could warn any rule-breakers, and Small Noob's mouth that could devour any bricks united into one, darkness fell upon the house. Players screamed in terror and fear at the sight of the noob, and the game soon fell into mayhem. Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: “It's the Abuser! Big, terrible Abuser lives in the Griefed, Dead House!”
Imagine slaying a player and typing "haha ez" *And then, in middle of bloxing cries... Someone oofed "IT'S A PWNER, A BIG, TERRIBLE PWNER THAT LIVES IN A ##### ROBLOX HQ"*
:give me torch :clone me :give me judge :clone me :give me there's a bird on his head :music fjord of winds :m THIRD TRUMPET :name apocalypse bird :health 500 :heal 500 :give me twilight
Would be awesome if one of the birds has a bloxxer t-shirt it would play this theme (when the bird with the bloxxer t-shirt dies while other bird/birds are alive, it would play the original theme)
it would be so cool for an april fools event, they do something similar to what doors did and make everything classic looking and then have this in the game, that would honestly be fire but definitely alot of work for a short lived update so prob won't happen
lol this is amazing
the 2009 roblox brainrot continues
Now that’s how I got bird up with my friends
@@chaoticengineering better then other brainrots
PLEASE, LET THERE BE AN FUSION FOR THIS SONG
Can't believe the girl who is formerly known as the owner home isolation And is now doing item asylum music is here
"Its the ######, the big ####### ###### that lives in the dark, ##### forest!"
This comment is so good.
you mean “#########################################################################”?
@@rocker8890 nonono i think you mean "[ Content Deleted ]"
THERES A B#G BL### INDIVIDU** CHASING ME!!
roblox things thats just by saying black thats racist💀
"I got illumina"
"Can i haz linked sword?"
"Z0MG i got icedagger!!!"
The dark heart decided to punish toxic noobs with its lifesteal.
The ice dagger's freeze weighed players' sins. Ice dagger's freeze were fair and just, and froze even the smallest sins.
Illumina, with it's big mobility, watched over the SFOTH to look for hackers. Illumina's mobility could fling very far, and be at places we couldn't be.
The day when Illumina's speed that could fling hundreds of kilometers away, Icedagger who could judge any sin, and Darkheart's blade that could pwn everything united into one, darkness fell upon SFOTH. Players screamed in terror and fear at the sight of the admin, and SFOTH soon fell into mayhem.
Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: “It's the hacker! Big, terrible hacker lives in the dark, black vault!"
@@veem404 peak
ill rewrite this future with ice dagger
@@ClassicOof Blox tales reference real confirmed????????!?!?!?!?!??!!?!
“I got ####”
“I got ####”
“I got #####”
i got bird
i got lamp
i got judge
(##### bird screams)
@@LikelyHexoadineapoca bird?
@@bluks384 yes
"I got ####"
"####"
"what did you got? i can't see it tagged"
"it's ####"
"ROBLOX FIX YOUR FITTER"
@@tawantherdsakrungnapa7262 For me that's not just 2009.
Tbh, this should play when you bird up on;
Rocketarena (not 2023)
Crossroads
Happyhome
and any other classic maps.
asylum is the best map to bird up in
Haunted mansion
does daratangosinfluence count because its a huge happy home map
@@brainrottedperson it probably would
umm baseplate (not 2023 that is just a retexture and expansion)
"i got linked sword"
"I got darkheart"
"I got pizza"
A long time ago, in a Kohl's Admin House server lived three happy noobs.
@@endodic “the noobs had no name, but the residents of the house would call them big noob, long noob and little noob.”
@@Icannotdraw-ug3gj Everyone lived freely and happily together in the peaceful admin house.
@@chronosgod1 The noobs wanted the forest to be safe more than anyone else, that way players from the outside could visit and have fun.
@@Icannotdraw-ug3gjIt was a warm and sunny afternoon when a mysterious player visited the peaceful house. He was a builder, pro, and a og, but at the same time, he was a nobody
"blox up"
there's a hacker in the forest
Therez a Hax0r inz ze forezt
BLOX UP. They said. BLOX UP. They did.
I love how the twilights are just linked swords
**Ellernate received Torch**
**ITrapped received Judge**
**Caleb244 received Bird**
You are now doomed...
That fact this is a canon event
minish with the lute...
IS THAT A FUCKING DOOMSPIRE DEFENSE REFERENCE
No.
Oh nah who 2009'ed my Lobotomy Corporation brah
I did.
@@DeadFriendlyDroidGaming loud incorrect buzzer
@@DeadFriendlyDroidGaming liar liar, pants on fire
@@PhúNguyễnAnPhú dont make me 2009 your minecraft
this actually sounds really good even though i havent heard the original
You better
Listen to the original now.
"Linked Swrd!"
"VenomShnk.."
"..ILLUMINA!"
"Aww Yeah! Prepare 2 GIT PWNED!"
“It’s the user apocalypsebird30 that lives in theblackforest’s place!”
"i got touchstone!"
"i got windforce!"
"guys we can do this!!1! i got illumina"
what is touchstone?
@@User-idk36457 😭
@@User-idk36457it's the teleporty one i think.
@@mishagaming1075 WHAT IS TELEPORTY?
@@User-idk36457in a game called Sword Fights on the Heights, there’s a sphere that when activated teleports you to a section of the map where you can’t die (unless ur poisoned)
FINALLY
####### FINALLY ONE OF THESE "but it sounds like a 2009 Roblox song" THAT ISN'T JUST THE SAME OG SONG BUT ALL THE SOUNDS ARE THAT WEIRD GUITAR SOUND
"Then in the middle of all ####### #####, someone shouted: 'It's the drakobloxxer! Big, terrible drako lives in the dark, Crossroads!'"
:give builderman2341 twilight
:give burstman10hour twilight
:give XxasylumerslayerxX twilight
:mr "Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: 'It's the monster! Big, terrible monster lives in the dark, black forest!'"
:play [Too Many Notifications]
isn't the command: m though?
@@amolthebest1 it's short for message, sooo
:give small pepple and big rock to everyone except the birds
You need small stud to beat them
try :mr, it's better
Petition to make this happen on classic maps:
Virtually Signed!
Stud.
this is the first of my videos that reached 10k views
who knew putting 2009 roblox brainrot with item asylum brainrot could produce such a good combination?
Because it's good
its literally 🔥🔥🔥🔥
"yoo i got chezburg!!"
"i got taco"
"bloxe cola"
"oh fujick"
"Too Many Bloxxers"
I hate bloxxas
@@Mattsszyou bloxxer😡
@@jamesaviles3512 woah woah you can’t say that you’re not a Blox.
@@jamesaviles3512"shut up bloxxa" "shut up noober" "shut up crafter" "okay miner"
SAY EVERY SINGLE ROBLOX SLUR KNOWN TO THE DICTIONARY/refj
@@constellationmaker145shut up builder!
Now i want to see Third Trumpet from Lob corp. The choirs would be interesting to listen to
Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted ''It's the beast! A big, scary monster lives in the black, dusky forest!''
Default linked sword attached to different bricks that look like twilight, funniest sht i ever seen.
this needs to be a synergy like plok smile, but you have to wear something 2009 related, or in certain classic maps idk...
if you wore a shirt/pants named studs or a t-shirt you'd get it, that would be cool i think, and also have the old black bar gui with text on top of the screen instead of just the trumpet things
or the classic vip t shirt
@@uncertified_moron nahh
wear Bloxxer tshirt to get it
the maps, crossroads, rocket arena, and happy home
2:28 SOUNDS SO GOOD 😭
1:21 best part
this is so amazing i wonder what a smile version will sound like
You legit deserve more subs
i this recommended to me when i was listening to too many trumpets, this is awesome...
how it felt using that one jetpack chat exploit on sword fight on the heights
congrats, you are making this the new too many trumpets ost in the next april fools
(perchance)
doomsday muffin
@@chaoticengineering perchance
"too many pwners!!1"
get pwnd
i love this sm, can u do smiler next whenever u can? :0
May the algorithm bless you
This is truly a banger
the smiler has been released
so cool
LIFE ON THE OPEN SEAS!! ARRR ARRR!!!!
A long time ago, in a Kohl's Admin House server lived three happy noobs.
The noobs had no name, but the residents of the house would call them big noob, long noob and little noob.
Everyone lived freely and happily together in the peaceful admin house.
The noobs wanted the forest to be safe more than anyone else, that way players from the outside could visit and have fun.
It was a warm and sunny afternoon when a mysterious player visited the peaceful house. He was a builder, pro, and an OG, but at the same time, he was a nobody.
The noobs found him suspicious, so they didn’t let him in.
Before leaving, the player said to the noobs
"An admin abuser will come to this game soon. It will be tainted with evil and bad, and the abusing will never stop. The place will shutdown once a terrible admin abuser ruins everything. Roblox and Builderman will shine upon you no more; the game will never go back to what it was before."
After hearing that, the noobs was afraid of the prophesied future so the noobs has become the guardian of the Kohl's admin house.
Big noob, with it's many eyes, watched the house for abusers, for big noob's eye could see very far, and see things we could not see.
Then somebody said, “But what if the abuser shows up in the middle of the night, when the sky is dark and everyone is afk?"
Worried, Big Noob burnt all of its Tix to make an everlasting Lantern. Now the Bloxxers of the house were under Big Noob's constant moderation, day and night.
Long Noob weighed the warns of Players that enter the House to keep peace. Long Noob's scales could measure every warn, and were fair and just.
Then somebody said, “But what if the scale doesn't tip in either direction someday?"
Long Bird, worried, created a scale that tipped to only one side. Then, it was clear that the judgement was made.
Little noob decided to punish the bloxxer’s wrongdoings with its beak.
Then somebody said, “But your beak is so small, no one would find it hurtful!”
Worried, Big Noob tore it's mouth wide so that it could swallow any toxic players in one bite.
No one could visit the game anymore, and bad myths started to spread about the game.
“I heard terrible things happen to players who enter the game...”
"The big noob is always moderating the chats in roblox, there’s no freedom..."
"The long noob’s Moderation isn’t fair at all..."
"The small noob’s bans are so scary!"
The noobs got upset.
“We work so hard to protect the house; why doesn't anyone appreciate our effort?”
Fewer and fewer players visited the house, more and more users are complaining, fights broke out daily, and yet the noobs continued to work even harder to make the game peaceful again, but...
"No, this house is so vast and wide, the three of us aren't enough to protect all of it!"
"But there are no admins to protect this house but us."
"If we combined our power, we will be stronger."
The day when Big Noob's eyes that could see hundreds of kilometers away, Long Noob who could warn any rule-breakers, and Small Noob's mouth that could devour any bricks united into one, darkness fell upon the house. Players screamed in terror and fear at the sight of the noob, and the game soon fell into mayhem.
Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: “It's the Abuser! Big, terrible Abuser lives in the Griefed, Dead House!”
Imagine having 12B bricks in your game and your game lags
the twilight looks so goofy 😭😭😭
No you’re goofy looking
Now I'm waiting for da capo's trumpet
its second warning
Lobotomy corp second warning ost
how it feels to glitch in the vip room with the homies
atlest my friend kinda likes item asylum, this music would be a perfect example tho
missed opportunity to insert an michael p scream at 0:08
Oh no, the birds are in block tales… You need to run
Imagine slaying a player and typing "haha ez"
*And then, in middle of bloxing cries... Someone oofed "IT'S A PWNER, A BIG, TERRIBLE PWNER THAT LIVES IN A ##### ROBLOX HQ"*
2009 Roblox user: Welcome to the crossroads. What may I help you?
Asylumer: Give me *AEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
:giveitem doodlebean illumina
:giveitem McChug ghostwalker
:giveitem 10hourburstman darkheart
"GIT READY 2 GET PWNED!!"
WERE BIRDING UP IN KIT_RETROINCINERATOR WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
Holy shit is that the budget bird up? i bet they hit like bricks actual lego studs
This would go hard in 2009 ngl
this track made me spend 5 hours at night writing a google doc on apocalypse bird but it was traders instead for some reason
this is sick
now do smiler
You passed to level 1000000 with this one
:give me torch :clone me :give me judge :clone me :give me there's a bird on his head
:music fjord of winds :m THIRD TRUMPET :name apocalypse bird :health 500 :heal 500 :give me twilight
Would be awesome if one of the birds has a bloxxer t-shirt it would play this theme (when the bird with the bloxxer t-shirt dies while other bird/birds are alive, it would play the original theme)
;gear me there’s a bird on his head!
;gear friend judgement
;gear buddy source 2
PREPARE FOR AN IMMENSE AMOUNT OF PWNING
oh my god this is so good
it would be so cool for an april fools event, they do something similar to what doors did and make everything classic looking and then have this in the game, that would honestly be fire but definitely alot of work for a short lived update so prob won't happen
>be me
>Throw rock.
>Profit.
>Get hated by some 3 random players for no reason
🍈🐎
i swear the orbs finna be like the yellow balls floating around them
If item asylum was in the classic event this should’ve played when you birded up
once upon a time, three happy admins ruled over ROBLOX.
behold, the power of funny linked swords
how it feels being one of those toilet glitchers where you drive a thingamajig that has the insta-kill toilets in those old "build to survive" games
What.
@@Groggaming-fb3ub found the fetus
The toilet lamp glitch went hard
:give me lamp :give me bird :give me judgement :clone me :clone me
:give player1 peak
:give player2 scale
:give player3 lamp
:play "Too Many Bloxes"
this only plays if these items are in inventories:
linked sword
ghostwalker
darkheart
illumina
venomshank
icedagger
windforce
firebrand
"Too many players, position in line is 1"
accidental bird up in jgn
yesod suppression goes crazy 🔥🔥🔥
This would be very cool if they did some kind of item asylum in retrostudio
The parts with the sword hits different
The linked sword as handle is funny asf lol
“I got the dark heart!”
“I got the crescendo!”
I got a hammer with teeth
Didn’t know that all 3 birds owned Builder’s club, Turbo Builder’s club and Outrageous Builder’s club
hey wait a minute i saw this in adiscord server
what should they use for blox up? Banhammer??? torch (you know what i'm talking about)? but what about bird???
back in my day,we used to bird up every kit match in ia
back in my day i got killstreaks on rooftops with fish because people would instantly get knocked out of the map as soon as they spawn
@@randomisfoda back in my day rooftops
@@UniqueHandle977 back in my day no knockback immunity
I love a good remix of Aden’s music
Is that gatittyo superjwoman1111
@@Oaktreealt I am still a guy
@@SuperJman1111 femboy is close enough
@@Oaktreealt AAARGH
NOT BEATING THE BOTTOM ALLEGATIONS
1 shall fall 3 shall stand
TEH EPIK BIRDS ARE COMEING!!11!
Light flashlight + heaven of juggernaut + bird in head (avatar item) = MANY TRUMPET lol
if this doesn't become a remix in the stat editor menu im not gonna play IA
i know you should probably do SMILER or 10 Hours next but can you do Udong Zowny
He's focusing on the battle brick stuff right now
@@Oaktreealt aight thx for telling me
And then someone ######
"There is a ##### in the ######!"
Builderman: Manager(R), would you like to rewind the day?
imagine this happening but then fade by alan walker starts playing (its tycoon time)
now make second trumpet theme :]
Could you do smiler next?
Yo we need Second Trumpet fr
let bro cook🔥
We need a 2016 version
Can you do Pandemnium Coda from Phighting?
Average Item Asylum Match:
Too much swag
Alternate Title: Item Asylum if it was made in 2009
so retro!