Kindergarten 2 speedruns are very chaotic
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- Kindergarten 2 is much darker, and more violent than you'd ever think. So of course, I needed to speedrun every single ending in the game. It was beautiful.
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My channel generally focuses on a more casual side of speedruns. With these videos I want to show off cool speedruns, explain how they work, and entertain. Hopefully you enjoy the content and maybe even take up speedrunning yourself, because it is truly a lot of fun!
Kindergarten 2 description (from Steam):
ABOUT THIS GAME
Kindergarten 2 is the long awaited sequel to 2017's Kindergarten! After the events that occurred on Monday, the children have been rezoned to an all new school. Discover all new areas and new characters as you assist the children with their various assignments. Whether it's helping Cindy find a new boyfriend, or helping the janitor with his war on Bob, there's always someone who can be...assisted. Play through the same wonderful Tuesday over and over again, in what has been described as "Groundhog Day with messed up children."
Even More Kindergarten Fun!
Play dodgeball!
Learn how magnets work!
Collect flower samples for a mad scientist!
Steal the spazzy kid's inhaler!
Facilitate a war between custodians!
Help the teacher get her fix!
Aid and abet in a fratricide!
And many other classic kindergarten activites!
A Bigger and Better Kindergarten!
9 new story missions!
Over 15 new environments!
50 collectible Monstermon Cards!
30 unlockable outfits!
#EazySpeezy #Kindergarten #Speedrun #Kindergarten2
"As you can guess, this is probably gonna be a violent day."
So, one of those days that ends with a "Y" in this game...
Come now, not every day.
Just Tuesday.
LMAO
Hay Day....
Oh hey is sundan! Finally not violent!
so would halloween technically be the _least_ violent day with this logic?
I remember speed running kindergarten too! My teachers always held me back for subpar runs, took me 13 tries to place 104th in the world
You got 3 bots in 13 min. congratulations?
Edit: Huh, i made a comment 8 months ago…
How in the hell are they 3 bots
Three bots?! That pisses me off
I remember when I tried to Speedrun kindergarten it took me an entire year to finish kindergarten
@@RandomRakkoon thank you?
For anyone who might feel bad for Ted, know theres an alt route where you let Ted know of his brothers plan to kill him and he hires bugs to turn the tables on him, pushing him down the hole he planned to put him down, good ol karma
teds brother also got punched my nugget for lying about the nugget factory
@@aidencalhoun4893 no one is allowed lying about the almighty NUGGET FACTORY
@@mcrep so good you said it twice
@@autocorrect2313 wifi problems
Actually, I was about to say... is that alternative path faster at all?
I think it's funny that Penny kills you over the most minor bit of contraband but apparantly "Stopping a child from beating his head against the wall" isn't in her programming
This must have took quite some time, I really appreciate your speedruns dude
He streamed most of it on twitch, if you want you go to his streams and watch the progress of these runs it’s honestly kinda nice watching them
@@MINERCRAFTpeVSxbox Ight thanks for the info lol I’ll be sure to do so
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Most definitely my favorite video right now th-cam.com/video/-ejRaI2VfyE/w-d-xo.html 😧 😬😬
Quick thing: Monty actually shot Stevie instead of you on purpose, so he didn't miss.
PLus the fact that he kept calling Ms. Apple*gate* Ms. Applebottom for a good chunk of the video.
@@amethyphoenixplus he calls dr danner "dr daniter"
@@JazzTheLass he was quite off the mark there, for sure
As a past kindergarten student, I can confirm this game is truthful to the real kindergarten experience. Except I used a bookshelf not a knife, and it didn't work, nor was on purpose.
Maybe that was a dream idk
???
"And then we need to buy some hand sanitizer"
What ??!? There's no way we could buy hand sanitizer with the salary of a Kindergartene-
_"Hand Sanitizer -$2.00"_ [14:44]
Monty, That isn't how Supply & Demand works
This brings back memories of watching jacksepticeyes play through of this game
@K A D E L Y N 📽️ quite honestly i couldnt care less
F*cking bots
Speaking of Jacksepticeye, I also remember seeing his playthrough of Kindergarten 2. I specifically liked him giving unique voices to everyone.
Kindergarten 3 is coming out soon.
Why top comment
@@timmy2thums ?
This has ten like why next comment has 10 k
@@timmy2thums idk maybe my comments was more recent?
"soon"
"Never let them know Nugget's next move..."
- Nugget of the Nugget cave
Found your channel from the first, and have been anxiously waiting for this one since while binging everything else. Glad to be here!
Don't mind the bots. But welcome. Glad you're here to watch Speezy speedrun our childhood, quite literally in this game
Same!
me too, but I was hoping it was going to be the run where you help the teacher kill all the kids
Speezy: and we're gonna steal some illegal drugs that we'll use later
Me: wait what
A normal day in Kindergarten
@Tutorels no being a spam bot
I hate how he says it so casually
How long does it take to perfect these speedruns? They're amazing.
Focking two bots wow
Bruh what
Sheer dedication and risking your mental health
@K A D E L Y N 📽️ GET OOFF YT
@@sp-jr--------4266 WHO ARE YOU
This is uploaded on the day I realize what “Cain’s not Able” actually means.
Edit: Anyone who has read the Bible or is an SCP fan should know what I'm talking about
And your comment just made me realize what it meant 😂
The Bible right?
I’m not familiar with this phrase. What does it mean?
@@DiamondRoller37 Cain and Abel were brothers in the Bible. Cain was jealous of his brother and killed Abel.
So the title references these brothers, and that the Cain in this story is not able to directly kill (but still wants to)
As a fan of the SCP foundation.
The fuck.
Bob is so friendly it's actually sad he died so fast
Nugget is prolly the only one acting like a real kindergartener
These speed runs always make my day better! Could you do fireboy and watergirl 6 next?
I didn't know there were 6 parts, as I only remember playing the first 3 games, and I knew there were at least 4...
A quick Google search proved me wrong though!
Thanks!
@K A D E L Y N 📽️What is this bullshit? TH-cam demonitizes innocent channels and allow bullshit like this? Not cool youtube. NOT COOL.
I haven't played kindergarten 2 and i didnt even know it was out a week ago but now i know that it has the most epic open world boss fight in the world
Kinda wish it was a snickers 13:26 cause you’re not you when you’re angry😂
Eazy: *Kills a child with asthma*
Also Eazy: So overall it was a good day
Asthma is absolutely the easiest death you might die by your own without any Interactions from anyone.
24:10 : that’s Billy, Lily’s rags are blue symbolizing girl.
I always thought it meant it was her blue outfit
Penny is my favorite character and I'm sad that she's dead. Also, from what I gather, I think she used to be human and her mother turned her into a cyborg? Or I'm just misunderstanding. Favorite character regardless.
Love how the Doctor just breaks through the ceiling with his glorious forehead.
His best line “remember kids don’t do drugs unless if I give them to you”
I love how lily(idk how to spell her name there's different ways to spell lily)kissed nugget so adorable 🥺
"Then we give this burger to Buggs so he starts a food fight. Aw poor Nugget. And Ozzy too I guess." *Sad Ozzy noises*
Love how you got every single teacher’s name wrong
I absolutely love listening to these to fall asleep when I have trouble lol
"Five minutes with a --hacksaw-- chainsaw saves 15 with a shovel"
Kindergarden 3 is tommorow its on a wendsday
Yes.😊
The absolute unit known only as Warlord Bob was triumphant in his endeavor to slaughter a foul beast haunting the corridor of a youth center.
This is the best teacher ever. I wish my school had more murder- I mean, fun.
I am constantly reminded how brutal kindergartners can be with these games
I just noticed after many years, that the monstermon plush is a reference to a Pokemon plush(first i didn't think any thing of it, then i got into pokemon and saw Kyogre in it and now I noticed monstermon is probably the in universe pokemon).
21:20
Applebottom's most relatable moment.
"Ms. Applebottom" "Dr. Dannitor" INFINITELY BETTER NAMES THAN THE INGAME ONES
13:03 why does it feel like a karen would do this?
eazyspeezy : HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?
bob : magic
You can press the "E" key to skip all dialogue, in stread of spamming "SpaceBar" its moch faster.
Nugget is life
Life is Nugget
Without Nugget, Life is not life
Easy be like don’t mind the blood coming out of nugget THAT WILL BE IMPORTANT LATER
Fun fact: you can kill Felix in the kill Ted ending by showing Ted the contract
This game is so interesting!
The name of the game: Kindergarten 2
*The whole game: VIOLENT*
counting the monstermon ending where everyone except nugget and the player die, penny dies in 4 out of 10 endings
The way of the nugget is sacred
and soon we’ll see eazyspeezy return to this cursed kindergarten in Kindergarten3
hmm yes, very bad lettuce in a kindergardener's cubby
Dude, if the protagonist was a little older, he would've done devious things with the remote for Penny
"as a kidnergartner I can confirm this is what happens in kindergarden" *Violence*
nugget is happy 11:21
Him: "Ms.AppleBottom" Me: *proceeds to sing*
5:45 that seems racially motivated
I miss this game, I actually watched this as a kid lol
"lets kill penny" "also pennys a robot" *screams in rwby*
This kindergarten has more lore than any anime.
In the Speedrun everything is useful... But later
Nugget is basically the messenger of the god chicken nuggie
Finally a game that shows kids accurately
there is more action at this kindergarten then a war
Honestly, there would probably be more casual murder in the world if people just came back to life the next day and resumed life as normal.
“which is going to be much more violent than you might think”
i keep getting recommended videos for games i have 100% completed so i don’t think so lol
Who thinks of Monty Python and the Holy Grail when he gets stuff from Monty?
Ted and felix are basically the mafia
Just found this channel and love it! You should do a speedrun if getting all the monstermon cards
HeadCanon: After the infinite day loop, Nugget and Felix actually become best friends.
you forgot the true nugget endings in both kindergarten 1 and 2 were you make the Digimon ritual with all the Digimon cards
this speed run was truly brutal
this pee was tru
6:53 “Dr. Danitor”
cant wait for their to be a kindegarten 3 so EazySpeezy can speedrun it
Bob is the real goat he should of had more screen time
Kindergarten 3 just got announced
it's always people named bob that are really nice and die tragic deaths
4:17 i hear that eazy, you cant hide the fact that you're a sub par gamer that uses sticky keys from me!
"Btw Penny's a robot"
Huh... Reminds me of another Penny...
First it was Monty being Morty then Dr Danner being Dr danitor
“Mrs Applebottom”. APPLE BOTTOM JEANS
You missed an ending where you collect all the monstermonn cards and nugget becomes Thanos basically
I remembered speedrunning preschool! My main goal was to get out as fast as possible!
I actually got expelled
I remember speed running kindergarten took me a year!
Best TH-cam video I’ve ever seen
this is how i remember my second day of kindergarten was like
okay but the Janitor reminds me of the Quarter Master from Camp Camp
Once I saw a speedrun for this game and it was censored, and now I see why
RIP Bob, probably the most Normal out of every other person there
Don’t worry In kindergarten 2 the only violent day is Tuesday
You should do the monstermon ending too, it's really funny.
“Which we are going to use later”
You should speedrun a VR game like both of the floor plan games.
in the food fight nugget frows a nugget granade
what about the 2nd nugget ending? ya know the one where you get all the monstermon cards and click the button.
So this speedrun is basically "It's a surprise tool that will help us later".
3:54 you don’t have to go talk to Bob this is just for a monstermon card
speedrun trying to get every single monstermon card in kindergarden 2
If this is supposed to be 100%, then you forgot the monstermon cards.
16:19 he’s armed
Try speed running getting all of the monstermon cards the ending you get is amazing
Nugget is the best character
now we wait for the monstermon card ending
Anyone else notice that he kept calling the teacher "Mrs. Applebottom"? Isn't it "Mrs. Applegate"? Or am I just dumb?