Ep 8- Don't do that at a URINAL! | Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 พ.ค. 2023
  • Bobby, Paul and Mike have bones with guys who go too hard playing pickup sports, people picking up the phone just to say you can't talk, no etiquette at the urinal and more! Plus some more crazy fan bones!
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  • @truerambler
    @truerambler ปีที่แล้ว +31

    blessed us with an hour today boys

  • @slimpickens7822
    @slimpickens7822 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I’m so fucking happy these two decided to do this.There are so many podcasts in the world but only a few that I watch…this has become a staple of my week !!!

  • @jvit2895
    @jvit2895 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how Bobby's heritage switches up so haphazardly.
    "I'm Italian.. I'm Irish.. I'm Samoan.." 😂

  • @jordanjae
    @jordanjae ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This was the funniest episode so far lmao. Robert's reaction to Paul's fantasy story, was priceless lol.

  • @sqauckaa
    @sqauckaa ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hey well done, you lazy bones made it to an hour! I have certain expectations for my free TH-cam content. Keep up the good work!

  • @johnmurphy5809
    @johnmurphy5809 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    FANTASTIC podcast! My must watch for the week! Now when I go to Dunkin donuts I follow "SHARPELS LAW" !

  • @nathansharples4696
    @nathansharples4696 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thanks for reading my bone 🤣 getting my last name roasted by Bobby made this a great memorial day!

    • @bonetopickcast
      @bonetopickcast  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey it’s Shardoodle! 😂

    • @ScorpionP2C
      @ScorpionP2C ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sharpurples buddy, great bone!

  • @Doomsense
    @Doomsense ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Virzi playing basketball has to look insane! Like the coach running suicides. He's built and dressed for golf.

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how Virzi lowers his voice when he's trying to be serious🤣
    Shoutout to the new Boners who are discovering this podcast more and more it's great to see the channel growing🤌🤌🤌
    *having a humorous bone on the table is fuckin hilarious🦴

  • @CheechElMexicano
    @CheechElMexicano ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Everytime Bobby interrogates pauly I'm like "don't burn Pauly with the cigarette Bobby he's talking the truth" 😂

    • @CheechElMexicano
      @CheechElMexicano ปีที่แล้ว

      Luis J Gomez was the returner btw 😂

  • @jeremygambino4003
    @jeremygambino4003 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m so happy I found this hilarious podcast! Love these guys! 😂

  • @jakebarlowemotionaltherapist
    @jakebarlowemotionaltherapist ปีที่แล้ว

    That first bone just shows you that there are two types of people when it comes to phone calls 🤣

  • @JB-no8de
    @JB-no8de ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bobby and Pauly this podcast is f'n great! It's easily one of my favorite podcasts, and I look forward to it every Monday! Great shit gentleman!

  • @merp9211
    @merp9211 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The old men racing during the Intro is absolutely hilarious!

  • @shawnn8382
    @shawnn8382 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Drinking game: Take a shot or chug every time one of them say “here’s the thing”

  • @faiiiryriiing
    @faiiiryriiing 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I gotta say I think this is Bobby's forte. This podcast a great idea!

  • @maybachyard
    @maybachyard ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wish Bone
    Fan Bone
    Virzi's Back Bone 😂
    Rebutta Bone
    Counter Bone
    Reverse Bone
    Bone in a Bone
    Side Bone
    Thick Bone
    Bill Burr's sit bone 😂🤣
    Feel free to add on....

    • @Ayelord_khory
      @Ayelord_khory ปีที่แล้ว

      Tuh sit bones. Wtf ez dat? -Billy, I need a donut pad to sit, Burr

    • @maybachyard
      @maybachyard ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Ayelord_khory
      Ole Billy Milk Bone 🤣
      Give a dog a Bone
      Throw me a Bone
      Bone breaker
      Bone saw
      Boneyard
      Boney

  • @mrdylanja
    @mrdylanja ปีที่แล้ว

    Bobby wins the phone bone. Voicemail priority and urgency goes right above paying taxes.

  • @mikeemac9258
    @mikeemac9258 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You two guys are comedy gold together. Love it!

  • @stephanieduff132
    @stephanieduff132 ปีที่แล้ว

    I give a $20 when Amazon delivers my food because it goes directly to the person who delivers. I’m on pension and social security guys. I’m 73. Tip…Tip…Tip… This is a great podcast, I laugh my ass off❤❤❤

  • @Woody576
    @Woody576 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bobby and Pauly never fail to deliver

  • @cactuspat8051
    @cactuspat8051 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My new favorite pod! Thanks for the entertainment!

  • @ScorpionP2C
    @ScorpionP2C ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy shit I wouldnt have guessed how much a bit of beard fuzz would change Bobby's face!
    Dig it

  • @ZiggaRats
    @ZiggaRats ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'returners' get additional ingredients in their dish that they probably don't want

  • @emanl3904
    @emanl3904 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love you guys!: literally laughing while watching the pod .Thank you Bobby and Paul!

  • @maryshyrock1770
    @maryshyrock1770 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These guys are absolutely the best. Laughs from beginning to end, Bobby always giving Virzi a hard time, Virzi's reactions,🤣😇💥 oh man, hilarious.

  • @danielrice7220
    @danielrice7220 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah this is flat out the funniest fucking podcast out there right now. Keep it up boys!

  • @davidmark7785
    @davidmark7785 ปีที่แล้ว

    Found this pod this morning. Now I'm all caught up through ep 8

  • @g3rehmann718
    @g3rehmann718 ปีที่แล้ว

    Line of the day..."Paul we're not asking you to kill your wife!" lmao....l love Bobby's one-liners to Paul. The back and forth between these TWO are great! Awesome episode fellas!!

  • @MrGMT1992
    @MrGMT1992 ปีที่แล้ว

    When paul goes. " You're dead ! " on the bikers bone. That had me choking on my smoke. Hilarious episode, guys.

  • @MuirGreg
    @MuirGreg ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The way Paul pisses away money must make his wife's nose bleed

    • @frankmarshall9245
      @frankmarshall9245 ปีที่แล้ว

      Especially after that Netflix $ burr pushed through for him starts getting low in the savings😬😂 nah I'm jk Pauly's got a lot more on the way

  • @joellelarousse9464
    @joellelarousse9464 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a former line cook working back of house , servers / waiters make more then back of house most times and a day or so less...but the few times customers come in and the apps or drinks are amazing they'll ask how many cooks we have working and dishwashers.... and maybe send a $20 back to split it definitely makes us feel better for sure ! Few bucks makes the a difference!!

  • @Doomsense
    @Doomsense ปีที่แล้ว

    Read my bone! I think Bobby will love it. Grocery store situation

  • @ryanbotelho9605
    @ryanbotelho9605 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bobby’s straw is wild

  • @jamievaldez1982
    @jamievaldez1982 ปีที่แล้ว

    HECK YEAH R. Kelly in the BBC 😄 Virzi in the Blanco Jordans i'm sure! You dudes Rock

  • @SweetBerryWyne
    @SweetBerryWyne ปีที่แล้ว

    The kids urinal is the #1 option all day. Less splash back and it’s always at the end, no chance of getting caught in the middle.

  • @gregoryhines7
    @gregoryhines7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that they think its the kids urinal 😂

  • @jin6000
    @jin6000 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my new favourite podcast. Absolutely love it guys. Thanks so much.

  • @desi4227
    @desi4227 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You’s two🤣🤣🤗

  • @Longjohn123
    @Longjohn123 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I got a bone to pick with mike and Paul for not saying one thing about Bobby’s ridiculous straw. Wtf is that 😂

    • @jin6000
      @jin6000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ehhh, they literally did. Maybe listen to the full episode.

    • @rawpower12xu
      @rawpower12xu ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jin6000 exactly haha.

  • @BPH55
    @BPH55 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my new favorite podcast!!! Love yous guys. All class.

  • @bananenkuchen7230
    @bananenkuchen7230 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Greetings from Germany, thanks for the laughs guys

  • @gamerjamson
    @gamerjamson ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I subscribe to a monthly drink subscription at a popular fast casual eatery so I get free daily coffees, teas and sodas. I order on the app a couple times a week and I never tip because I have to fill my own drink and I'm not going to tip extra for someone to hand me an empty cup.

  • @damedubbya3249
    @damedubbya3249 ปีที่แล้ว

    My new favorite podcast!!! These two have me crying laughing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rawpower12xu
    @rawpower12xu ปีที่แล้ว

    Looking Good Robert. The beard makes you more menacing haha

  • @LondonWater
    @LondonWater 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’ve never thought about what urinal to use. 99% of the time my mind is empty. I could end up at any urinal or even a stall. I like to relax my brain when there’s no need to use it.

  • @Dizz00005
    @Dizz00005 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My Bone is where did 2 comic 2 cigars go? 😮

  • @5thgenTx
    @5thgenTx ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Multiple hundreds is around 7.....Three hundred is a few!

  • @B-RaDD
    @B-RaDD ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Been watching since episode #2
    I've got a bone... That you guys think it's ok to just drop some bones for us whenever you feel like it.
    Keep em coming though

    • @bonetopickcast
      @bonetopickcast  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like...every Monday at 8am? Super random we know 🧠

    • @jin6000
      @jin6000 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bonetopickcast 😂😂😂 You tell ‘em.

  • @juwannablomie
    @juwannablomie ปีที่แล้ว

    Paul’s fantasy about hitting a bicycle delivery person followed by Bobby’s reaction was gold.

  • @omarswanson876
    @omarswanson876 ปีที่แล้ว

    my new fav podcast

  • @1017KushNoLove
    @1017KushNoLove 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I knew he was gonna say joe list 😂 man loves his chicken parm it is what it is

  • @Vic-9493
    @Vic-9493 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great show today, had me dying!!😂

  • @eliafuimaono94
    @eliafuimaono94 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This one slaps 👏

  • @daniellindsay5960
    @daniellindsay5960 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know this isnt a guest pod, but Yannis keeps coming up. Bring him in! You know Yanni has bones

  • @a.girl.has.no.name_
    @a.girl.has.no.name_ ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my new fave podcast 🤣🤣🤣 telling everyone about it!!

  • @autumnhenneman2300
    @autumnhenneman2300 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this podcast

  • @livingfoul4305
    @livingfoul4305 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great podcasts guys

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom ปีที่แล้ว

    I just signed up for the patreon, looking forward to what's coming up fellas🙏

  • @Hathal_98
    @Hathal_98 ปีที่แล้ว

    love the podcast

  • @DocManhattan56
    @DocManhattan56 ปีที่แล้ว

    Keep up the good work boys

  • @erickcarriera3424
    @erickcarriera3424 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Im with virzi on the voicemail

  • @MikesOrganicVideos
    @MikesOrganicVideos ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve never heard of a urinal bank either. It’s not inappropriate, I’ve just never heard of it.

  • @ajbambino
    @ajbambino 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My pops been calling me a bonehead since i was a kid......he wasnt lying

  • @KageKitsune64
    @KageKitsune64 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just the best. 🔥👌🏼

  • @manitostrip6566
    @manitostrip6566 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great podcast

  • @jeffs813
    @jeffs813 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "VWUH?!" 4:56

  • @tylermayhew1242
    @tylermayhew1242 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The tipping fan bone was on point, I'll go even further and say the server needs to earn there tip. If I get shit service I'm not tipping. 😅

  • @ironferret
    @ironferret 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    a bank of urinals 😂

  • @seanob9245
    @seanob9245 ปีที่แล้ว

    For the tipping bone......its easy, i dont tip at drive thrus. Either Starbucks or McDonald's. No tip.

  • @joeyleos2312
    @joeyleos2312 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My bone is…. Ordering Uber Eats and the driver can’t find your apartment, or wants you to meet them downstairs. The whole point of ordering in, is cause I’m being lazy and I don’t want to leave my home!

  • @TREVONBACH
    @TREVONBACH ปีที่แล้ว

    In the courthouse I was working in controllers office. Fellow auditor stopped in to the mens room when I was there and gave the alotted space. I tend to lean so ya dont see anything and he SAID TO ME "Wow you really suck in to the urinal." And later in my tenure he did as well. As an addition, DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT MY URINAL TECHNIQUE SO YOU DONT SEE MY WIENER. He claimed to be straight but it was all too obvious he wanted to be free.
    Great show guys. Keep em comin.

  • @SwainySwain13
    @SwainySwain13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I need a dime for every time Paul touches Bobby lol

  • @dilloncostilla3412
    @dilloncostilla3412 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got a bone to pick with you!
    I got a bone with your bone!
    I got a bone wit-in a bone!
    I got a reverse bone, inverted bones.
    I got bones. Big bones and little bones.
    Welcome to the bone zone.

  • @PatTVonKick
    @PatTVonKick ปีที่แล้ว

    English teacher here
    Too - in addition/also
    To - a location
    Two - a number
    Paul gets a 💯

  • @thomasobrien9464
    @thomasobrien9464 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love it, just TOO short.

  • @jefferymorton9704
    @jefferymorton9704 ปีที่แล้ว

    GREAT NEW IDEA

  • @jjam1633
    @jjam1633 ปีที่แล้ว

    I dig Paul's fantasy!!!!

  • @s.cunningham4398
    @s.cunningham4398 ปีที่แล้ว

    You have to clip the urinal bit 😂

  • @nancystamps1200
    @nancystamps1200 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    FREAKIN FUNNY!!! 💛😂

  • @Jesse-ws7me
    @Jesse-ws7me 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Poor sharples 😂😂😂

  • @TropicalBones
    @TropicalBones 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    To too two discussion had me ☠️

  • @megzy1280
    @megzy1280 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    also as an event planner she was not allowed to accept that donation ¡,¡ u gave¿. BEST BONES EVER🙏🏻😀

  • @jayb7002
    @jayb7002 ปีที่แล้ว

    Virz, looking good in the collard shirt bruh bruh and the ethnically ambiguous bawby

  • @etienne426
    @etienne426 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    43:44 Mike layin' down the facts! 100% the major corps are taking advantage of customers and employees alike by influencing the tipping culture for coffee and putting part of the burden of fair wages on the customer.
    I've got a mini bone- saying big tipping all the time is Italian or Sicilian blood. While it might be huge in ital-americano culture, it is the quite the opposite in Sicily and Italy. There is virtually no tipping here! Maybe a euro or two at the restaurant for absolutely exceptional service, but even that's pretty rare. Tipping, especially to excess, is a pretty American thing. By the way, if you're an American visiting Italy, they will ask for tips only because you're American. They do not ask Italians.
    That being said, the busta, or envelope of cash at a wedding or baptism is definitely in the OG culture. You gotta set up a savings account here so you're ready when you're invited to a function like that!
    Just discovered this podcast, I'm hooked, playing the backlog from ep 1! Keep it up guys, big fan here!

  • @stephanieduff132
    @stephanieduff132 ปีที่แล้ว

    Paul go back to shooting t-shirt cannons… Chinese food❤❤ ❤

  • @s.cunningham4398
    @s.cunningham4398 ปีที่แล้ว

    Robert Kelly and Jessy Kirson next podcast ❤

  • @llBeefyll
    @llBeefyll ปีที่แล้ว

    Cannot wait until episode 100, by then they will have fully formed into one blossomed rageaholic gripping his bathroom sink screaming into the mirror about the atrocisty that cripples them, a little bone, no? A real fucking big one.

  • @granttabisreviews7696
    @granttabisreviews7696 ปีที่แล้ว

    BEST NEW POD

  • @LocChicago5
    @LocChicago5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude..... driving listing to this episode.... all I did is ya fucking I got that bone to all I did was agree and laugh amazing episode Paul and Bobby 👏 👏 👏

  • @stephanieduff132
    @stephanieduff132 ปีที่แล้ว

    Men should have partitions. I’m a woman and would die without my privacy. This is a hysterical podcast

  • @lasmoker67
    @lasmoker67 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fantasy bone 😂

  • @accidental-life
    @accidental-life ปีที่แล้ว

    That was one long straw!

  • @timmueller9095
    @timmueller9095 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fire 🔥 right next to AYG!!!

  • @monkeyloven
    @monkeyloven 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    yes, the tipping happened after Covid.

  • @henryfrazier3046
    @henryfrazier3046 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is one of the guys who returns the meals Joe Derosa? Because I remember him bragging about getting free meals like 15 years ago on uninformed and Bill Burr

  • @martinmagnia314
    @martinmagnia314 ปีที่แล้ว

    BONE 2 PICK! 🤣

  • @Ayelord_khory
    @Ayelord_khory ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh thank tuh Lord ❤

  • @gabrielj5343
    @gabrielj5343 ปีที่แล้ว

    Making the world a better place 1 BONE at a time-Brenda

  • @archstanton531
    @archstanton531 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bobby rolled over at the end, but I thought bone 1 was broken because of Bobby’s original point.