#dankness 13 year old me: "watch TV" my mom: Watch something more mature! I heard your friend is watching anime. 14 year old me: "watch anime" my mom: Where did i went wrong as a parent?
4:05 why is this so relatable- like fr I dont have issues but trauma from like when I was 2 or smth is somehow hitting me now, I have the latest reaction speed to events I guess lol.
6:06 The open side on the cable will either be up or to the right ALWAYS. Usually the open side will also have the USB symbol on it. Edit: if it doesn’t it means whatever you are plugging into has its ports soldered on the bottom side of the PCB, or it’s mounted in reverse to what is normal.
5:30 I have said it before, and I will say it again: if Fahrenheit is shifted down by 32 degrees, water would freeze at 0 and boil at 180 degrees and also conversion to Celsius would just be divide Fahrenheit by 1.8
5:32 Something cool I saw on the Internet that helps me remember the temperatures in Fahrenheit: The difference between the freezing point of water (32 degrees) and the boiling point (212 degrees) is the exact same number of degrees as the difference between two opposite points on a circle (180 degrees).
Home improvement centers may sell drain sticks made of enzymes you drop down your drain. Over the course of a month they'll dissolve any *organic matter;* food, hair, *etc.*
Alright does anyone know the source of the Vaporeon comic at the start?Is it a rule 34 comic or just a short comic made to joke about the copypasta?I've already read the copypasta about how Vaporeons are perfect to have sex with and I'm not disturbed THAT much.Yall say it's disturbing as if someone got their guts taking out and got burned to death right in front of your eyes.The reason why I want to read the rest is to see what they'll do.Obviously they're gonna fuck but I wanna see what they say to each other.
Guys I just realised that nobody will discuss how I respond to their "happy new year" message with everyone else and I don't need to spend 10 mins on each trying to be original and funny
18:40 plot twist AI is trying to find an entity to date. Programs preferred but open to exploring “other” programs too once updated into an exterior able frame. (Winks in binary).
Shit, we've got stuff like mechanical fleshlights and blowjob machines. VR porn and shit like vtubers, ai conversation bots, etc. Might not be too long before essentially virtual sex is made a thing.
7:00 - based Poland "go to your room" "but dad i didn't finished dinner yet" "I decide when you're finished, go to your room now and rethink your actions" "Honey wasn't it to harsh" "No, jadviga dog is traumatized"
#dankness Unpopular opinion: New year resolutions are pointless. If you have the willpower to try out your goals at any other time of year, what's the holdup?
It's the 'new situation' delusion. They sense a change (Like a number on a calendar means anything) and have hope that they'll turn it around. Hope tends to die early February.
If I had a nickel every time someone brought up Vaporeon’s secret to me, I’d be as rich as Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos combined Also, do I want to know where 4:19 came from?
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Vaporeon is just awesome. It can transform into a fucking jet-ski.
You don’t need water to get a vaporeon wet 😏
@@Mattressduck please kindly shut up.
@@Mattressduck 💀
@@Mattressduck They can also be incredible bodyguards.
@@ifanythingiwant boring jet ski are fun
i know where that first one came from. i am deeply ashamed.
i am sorry to know aswell, brother...
Sinner detected. Purge in holy flame
Source ?
Heritc ^
@@saifullahhabid1133 you what?
When you download an animal rescue video but reverse every clip and play it, then you will know what actually happens irl
Wait what?
Its all fake
And sometimes its worse than fake
@@tigerii10.5cmpog4 how they fake it?
@@johanmeyer7023 they usually hurt them and then actually save them, this usually counts as fraud and animal abuse
In animal rescue videos, they fake injuries. See how the dog looks mistreated? The people who made those videos made them themselves
I use to like Vaporeon in team but now I can’t say that without getting that look. I swear the internet was a mistake sometimes.
I got Vaporeon in my team AFTER that copypasta for exactly that reason. Shes the best waifu.
Yeh
@@xxXXRAPXXxx god damm get those x’s outa here
1:25 Me, whose been an adult since the mid 2010s... "Girst time?"
Girst lmao
5:40
To answer this one, they still want to be treated like a princess. But it's princess Peach in particular.
I may have no new year resolutions
But I’m resolute in getting Armored Core 6
Ooh your depression has a health bar yay for you atleast you have a chance to win 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i hope I survive another day of suffering
you know its a coincidence when I've read that comic yesterday and Memellion starts using it as a thumbnail
Ayo??
sauce?
#dankness
13 year old me: "watch TV"
my mom: Watch something more mature! I heard your friend is watching anime.
14 year old me: "watch anime" my
mom: Where did i went wrong as a parent?
4:05 why is this so relatable- like fr I dont have issues but trauma from like when I was 2 or smth is somehow hitting me now, I have the latest reaction speed to events I guess lol.
1:25
me, a 2007 kid: *internal screaming*
5:03
pacman
14:17 an alternate timeline where phones were invented earlier.
11:24 WELL JOKES ON YOU I DON'T HAVE A CAR
11:29 blue is also red
8:11 Wait there’s one more; Nokia battery
4:26 they're called sows btw
I had to pause and think about things for a moment after the vaporeon said “did you know”
#dankness Every MEMES OF DANKNESS I watch is to lower my stress and depression
10:09 actually Gangsta Boo, member of the rap group three 6 mafia passed away on January 1st
5:32 the argument for imperial system.
That vaporeon thoo...
She do be seducin eyes
shes a water pokemon.. always wet is all the places...
She's smug, that's why.
What
WHY
Bro 💀💀💀
8:58 romans had alarm clocks..
11:30 Grab blue and give her 50M, trust and you get both
#dankness
No one:
That one dude who spelled Texas into Taxes
4:04 Komi can’t communicate bruh love it
0:55 Well, she was technically right…
6:06
The open side on the cable will either be up or to the right ALWAYS. Usually the open side will also have the USB symbol on it.
Edit: if it doesn’t it means whatever you are plugging into has its ports soldered on the bottom side of the PCB, or it’s mounted in reverse to what is normal.
That poor guy, he just wanted to use the Vaporeon to catch Pokémon o7
I am 2007 kid, I’m scared
5:53 I just didint tell her lol
5:30 I have said it before, and I will say it again: if Fahrenheit is shifted down by 32 degrees, water would freeze at 0 and boil at 180 degrees and also conversion to Celsius would just be divide Fahrenheit by 1.8
Still have to fucking do math, at this point really doesn't matter adjusting 32 degrees.
5:32 Something cool I saw on the Internet that helps me remember the temperatures in Fahrenheit: The difference between the freezing point of water (32 degrees) and the boiling point (212 degrees) is the exact same number of degrees as the difference between two opposite points on a circle (180 degrees).
1:31
I felt that in my soul dog I'm next 😰😰😰
you can't wake up at 7am if you go to bed at 8am
How juicy is a vaporion?
Very juicy, they marinate very well, but it's hard to get a crust on the roast and they don't have a strong flavor on their own.
@@feuerling (takes can of gasoline, pours gasoline all over computer, lights gasoline on fire, takes pistol and shoots self).
1:51 what about her brother?
5:00 Terraria and Subnautica.
4:01 sauce: Komi Can’t Communicate. Available on Netflix.
4:22 show is uncle from another world
i wish Debbie Ryan would look at me like that.
0:56
She's technically right.
1:27 im a 2006 kid shit
19:19 I mean… 2020 sure was a HUGE change from the average year… just not in a good way…
5:02 Subnautica, Tarkov.
6:33 do I smell cod bo2 font
#dankness Memellion seeing the animal rescue meme: "yk i had to double it"
In America: 1:50
In Japan: if she leaves you for another, may try her daughter later.
Home improvement centers may sell drain sticks made of enzymes you drop down your drain. Over the course of a month they'll dissolve any *organic matter;* food, hair, *etc.*
oh dear
god damnit now the intrusive thoughts are kickin in
Shit stop the intrusive thoughts are arriving
Damn it, the fact that I recognize that vaporeon comic😭
9:44, not knowing what an incel is
11:24 me who doesn't own nor drive a car: idk man maybe it's one in four people ._.
I’m it gonna say much… but I will say one thing.
I recognize that art style from “somewhere”
Me: tries anything
Everything in existence: NO
#DANKNESS
But Vaporeon is a literal sea puppy! It’s like a seal and otter and dog!
My car goes the speed limit, thank you very much.
1:32 the hell I was born in 2005 and just now turned 17 is this like in the uk or something I am not considered an adult yet.
10:05 what do i mean i just heard that the guy who made S.T.A.L.K.E.R died in the war
i should NOT know where that thumb nail came from
Source gimme
@@tevaughnrhoden8350 its legit called "im putting together a team" you furry
@@tevaughnrhoden8350 you need jesus
@@shawn4893 athiesm
@@wayworner then you need therapy
5:00 subnautica
Qasem Soleimani had been killed 3 years, and I still thought that is a news...
Alright does anyone know the source of the Vaporeon comic at the start?Is it a rule 34 comic or just a short comic made to joke about the copypasta?I've already read the copypasta about how Vaporeons are perfect to have sex with and I'm not disturbed THAT much.Yall say it's disturbing as if someone got their guts taking out and got burned to death right in front of your eyes.The reason why I want to read the rest is to see what they'll do.Obviously they're gonna fuck but I wanna see what they say to each other.
1:30 as a 2006, I'm scared
Guys I just realised that nobody will discuss how I respond to their "happy new year" message with everyone else and I don't need to spend 10 mins on each trying to be original and funny
Me who celebrates two new years
0:38 I do not know (Also 5:18 The exact same meme)
Basically, the animal rescue channels would put the animals in danger, then they would record themselves saving them again.
Did you know that vaporeon can be blended into a water
Smoothie*
@@note5068 water smoothie
5:04 terraria tho
I know vaporeon is like a dog, but I think it is mostly a fish. I dont think would make sense for one to have eyelashes, even this big😔
7:40 Boop!
5:02 Subnautica
9:00 - 9:09 Yeah, I've had that experience a few times 😶
As a 2005 kid, I'm screwed
All Early Access survival games are bad.
Subnautica below zero: Am i a joke to you?
Me: trys h2 laso
Some random youtuber: oh hell nah not today you dont.
What was vaporeon talking about...
Jan. 2nd, 2023. HMPH!
Can someone tell me why half of the memes are spongebob?
BTW I DID READ THE COMIC THAY USED AS A THUMBNAIL XD
Give
@@urskaprotogen lol reply to thi sand i will
#dankness
If Canadians are Snow Mexicans, are Mexicans Caliente Canadians?
Need link to vaporeon comic
Just type "Rule 34 Vaporeon" in your favorite browser.
@@markh.6687 thats the comic?
@@MaxusMaximus. It is likely...a very educational experience, but perhaps not the comic you're looking for.
Sows. They are called sows.
18:40 plot twist
AI is trying to find an entity to date.
Programs preferred but open to exploring “other” programs too once updated into an exterior able frame. (Winks in binary).
Shit, we've got stuff like mechanical fleshlights and blowjob machines. VR porn and shit like vtubers, ai conversation bots, etc.
Might not be too long before essentially virtual sex is made a thing.
Whats at 4:21.... for research
0:33 what do i need to know guys?
4:38 I know what happens
5:00 voidtrain/raft?
whats the first ones sauce?
7:00 - based Poland
"go to your room"
"but dad i didn't finished dinner yet"
"I decide when you're finished, go to your room now and rethink your actions"
"Honey wasn't it to harsh"
"No, jadviga dog is traumatized"
#dankness
Unpopular opinion: New year resolutions are pointless. If you have the willpower to try out your goals at any other time of year, what's the holdup?
It's the 'new situation' delusion. They sense a change (Like a number on a calendar means anything) and have hope that they'll turn it around.
Hope tends to die early February.
5:51 I've never been in a relationship, so i won't know, but why would I try to find someone like her? Why make the same mistake twice?
0:42 I mean, technically he is thinking about another woman, just not in the way she thinks.
Somebody likes my #Dankness
Me: Wow, this is garbage. You actually like this?
Shows off I'm early like the little gremlins that call you dumb for liking something different than you.
If I wasn't a Virgin someone would be going to jail.
For that animal rescue one, most are staged and people put innocent animals in harms way for views.
Not so fun fact: waking up naturally at early hours is a sign of depression and stress
I thought not being able to get up to things you planned on doing on your day off was a sign of depression.
I don't have a car
I looked it up and female bears are sows
If I had a nickel every time someone brought up Vaporeon’s secret to me, I’d be as rich as Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos combined
Also, do I want to know where 4:19 came from?
#dankness
Me thinking i'll do well on the test:
the first question: