Today Show Funny Bits Part 67. High Heels & Mo Wives!

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  • @CptVein
    @CptVein 9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    ''I'll grow a beard, its in my genes(jeans)''Lisa's done it again!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  • @LXH-rp9jg
    @LXH-rp9jg 9 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    No other country in the world would have breakfast television like this!!!!
    Aussie Aussie Aussie!
    Oi Oi Oi!

  • @dabooda49
    @dabooda49 9 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    My beard's in my jeans hahahaha

  • @RileyWhittakerMusic1
    @RileyWhittakerMusic1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Australia has the best news shows!

  • @Law9652
    @Law9652 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I am a Brit and love these. Keep them coming.

  • @alienatedslayer
    @alienatedslayer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I actually shed a tear cause I laughed so hard. Too good.

  • @learn2letgooo
    @learn2letgooo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    These Australian news anchors have the Best Under-the-breath cheeky smiles. I fckn love it 🙏✌❤

  • @elizabethmeyer7447
    @elizabethmeyer7447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wow if we only had this every morning, in the USA lol. Love it 🥰🤣🤪

  • @LashaSpice
    @LashaSpice 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Holy crap I love this channel. After a long day at work I come home and laugh my ass off to this bunch! Man I wish I lived in Australia....but I'm a wimp and everything there is trying to kill you.

    • @daniaussiepride9899
      @daniaussiepride9899 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Laura Springer Lol, it really isn't as bad as Media and others make it out to be....or am I just a Murderer trying to lure you here??? Hmmmm.....dundundun..... :)

    • @Icebluegel11
      @Icebluegel11 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah, the spiders and snakes are harmless in the cities and suburbs.

    • @daniaussiepride9899
      @daniaussiepride9899 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Icebluegel11 Lol, yeah, let's them think that.

  • @RyuB_Trippin
    @RyuB_Trippin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you for making an expat Aussie feel closer to home :)

  • @MrVpassenheim
    @MrVpassenheim 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I'm an American, and I absolutely LOVE this stuff! Does anybody know if this show rates highly in Australia? It should.

    • @horo.shizuku3883
      @horo.shizuku3883 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It doesn't XD it runs in the morning before work so it's just a filler show

    • @Atolocus35
      @Atolocus35 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      as far as Aussie morning news goes its damn good.

    • @jessicakelly377
      @jessicakelly377 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Everyones usually watching this or a second almost identical show on a different channel each morning, you're either "team today" or "team sunrise". Our breakfast tv is very entertaining, thats for sure!

    • @scooters47
      @scooters47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MrVpassenheim yes it does

  • @mrfizzzzzzzy
    @mrfizzzzzzzy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i havent laughed that hard in months and its only the first 2 mins

  • @underwaterbubbles
    @underwaterbubbles 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Those red heels on Karl were oh so wrong but changing the subject i love Lisa's dance moves.

  • @starlite025
    @starlite025 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “We smoked that”
    I’ll bet they did 😂

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Always remember a little lube on the knob before engaging in the process in the morning.

  • @erynncasey7815
    @erynncasey7815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If us Americans had this news in the morning we would laugh with each other instead of shoot at each other. Still the wild Wild West

  • @teganboundy9263
    @teganboundy9263 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I always love when people from other countries ask us to explain the jokes lol.

  • @normturner4849
    @normturner4849 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dickies got a big one- LOL❗️5:02

  • @daniaussiepride9899
    @daniaussiepride9899 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've watched all of these, and more than 5 times each.
    Though, episodes 1-7 have been watched about 100 times each. Lol.
    Also, I love seeing the comments of people in other countries that love to see this show.

  • @ViperVenom
    @ViperVenom 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:45 LOL

  • @DannyBaby1512
    @DannyBaby1512 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I don't live in Australia but if I did I would certainly watch Today. Just to check because I'm getting confused, do they move out the desk and put that big red sofa in or is it a different part of the set?

    • @sloppys_fishing
      @sloppys_fishing 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DannyBaby1512 Different part.

    • @DannyBaby1512
      @DannyBaby1512 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** Thanks, just it confuses me everytime. How often do they use the sofa?

    • @sloppys_fishing
      @sloppys_fishing 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Every morning I'm pretty sure.

    • @TodayShowFunnyBits
      @TodayShowFunnyBits  9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DannyBaby1512 they bring in the red couch at 8am (the last hour of the show) every day unless a serious news story has broke and they keep the desk.
      They used to just have the couch for the whole show up until about 2 years ago then brought the desk back.

  • @yourfriendjt2289
    @yourfriendjt2289 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    AHAHAHAHA!! Fucking love these guys!! >.< hahahahahahaa!!!
    Heads on'em like a smashed crab! >.< hahahahahahaahahaha!!!!!
    Makes me proud to be an Aussie! >.< hahahahaa!!!

  • @johnhoma1094
    @johnhoma1094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I Love The Australians. I just wish that they can find a way to do a major shake down about how things are done here in The USA.

    • @teganboundy9263
      @teganboundy9263 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you ever seen anything the chaser has done? They pisstake the American media quite often.

  • @RingLordSonic
    @RingLordSonic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:40 cue the bike horn here

  • @wennyy
    @wennyy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What did Sonia say on 9:16?

    • @EnviroMr
      @EnviroMr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lalawennyy "Dont drink gin, it's a leg opener"

  • @xAnimelovvvvverx
    @xAnimelovvvvverx 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    what's the music at 8:53?

  • @edwinleslie1330
    @edwinleslie1330 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    British TV could learn A LOT from this.... BUT THEY WON'T.😮

  • @slimjimmy149
    @slimjimmy149 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    What does the woman in white say her mother use to say to her? 9:15

    • @sportschicko
      @sportschicko 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Michael Kelley Don't drink Gin its a leg opener

    • @petesmith9472
      @petesmith9472 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And there's a joke drink called a Legoppna.

  • @griffdog141
    @griffdog141 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i miss fordo

  • @tommynolan4346
    @tommynolan4346 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Korbin classic boy from gerringing

  • @xAnimelovvvvverx
    @xAnimelovvvvverx 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    song at 8:53?

    • @TodayShowFunnyBits
      @TodayShowFunnyBits  6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Avicci - Hey Brother

    • @xAnimelovvvvverx
      @xAnimelovvvvverx 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@TodayShowFunnyBits Oh thanks a lot mate.And its the second I asked this question here lol my bad.

    • @TodayShowFunnyBits
      @TodayShowFunnyBits  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xAnimelovvvvverx you have a worse memory than me! lol

    • @xAnimelovvvvverx
      @xAnimelovvvvverx 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TodayShowFunnyBits Hahaha so true xD

  • @fastbrad22
    @fastbrad22 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    song at start?

  • @MgidTube
    @MgidTube 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    guys would someone explain that beard joke!

    • @prabhuwali9
      @prabhuwali9 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It means a stash in the private part mate😂

    • @petesmith9472
      @petesmith9472 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Think of a bearded clam

  • @aritragupta4182
    @aritragupta4182 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not sure about the beard in jeans/genes joke
    Can any1 help?

    • @jeffstryker1454
      @jeffstryker1454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hairy pussy.

    • @petesmith9472
      @petesmith9472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More specifically it comes from the euphemism bearded clam

  • @aritragupta4182
    @aritragupta4182 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What was that? Don't drink gin till?

    • @Hexnilium
      @Hexnilium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aritra Gupta "Don't drink gin, it's a leg opener."

    • @aritragupta4182
      @aritragupta4182 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hexnilium 👍
      Now I know what to order when I go out with a female 😎

  • @massimino36
    @massimino36 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    nic

  • @scooters47
    @scooters47 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stuff the. Snowman give me a cuddle instead

  • @miloraca
    @miloraca 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The only funny thing about this show is that it pretends to be real news programme!

  • @captainspalding69er
    @captainspalding69er 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would of said the advice my mum gave me was give sonia gin.

  • @massimino36
    @massimino36 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    nic