Holy crap I love this channel. After a long day at work I come home and laugh my ass off to this bunch! Man I wish I lived in Australia....but I'm a wimp and everything there is trying to kill you.
Laura Springer Lol, it really isn't as bad as Media and others make it out to be....or am I just a Murderer trying to lure you here??? Hmmmm.....dundundun..... :)
Everyones usually watching this or a second almost identical show on a different channel each morning, you're either "team today" or "team sunrise". Our breakfast tv is very entertaining, thats for sure!
I've watched all of these, and more than 5 times each. Though, episodes 1-7 have been watched about 100 times each. Lol. Also, I love seeing the comments of people in other countries that love to see this show.
I don't live in Australia but if I did I would certainly watch Today. Just to check because I'm getting confused, do they move out the desk and put that big red sofa in or is it a different part of the set?
DannyBaby1512 they bring in the red couch at 8am (the last hour of the show) every day unless a serious news story has broke and they keep the desk. They used to just have the couch for the whole show up until about 2 years ago then brought the desk back.
AHAHAHAHA!! Fucking love these guys!! >.< hahahahahahaa!!! Heads on'em like a smashed crab! >.< hahahahahahaahahaha!!!!! Makes me proud to be an Aussie! >.< hahahahaa!!!
''I'll grow a beard, its in my genes(jeans)''Lisa's done it again!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
No other country in the world would have breakfast television like this!!!!
Aussie Aussie Aussie!
Oi Oi Oi!
My beard's in my jeans hahahaha
Australia has the best news shows!
Fact!!
I am a Brit and love these. Keep them coming.
I actually shed a tear cause I laughed so hard. Too good.
These Australian news anchors have the Best Under-the-breath cheeky smiles. I fckn love it 🙏✌❤
Wow if we only had this every morning, in the USA lol. Love it 🥰🤣🤪
Holy crap I love this channel. After a long day at work I come home and laugh my ass off to this bunch! Man I wish I lived in Australia....but I'm a wimp and everything there is trying to kill you.
Laura Springer Lol, it really isn't as bad as Media and others make it out to be....or am I just a Murderer trying to lure you here??? Hmmmm.....dundundun..... :)
Nah, the spiders and snakes are harmless in the cities and suburbs.
Icebluegel11 Lol, yeah, let's them think that.
Thank you for making an expat Aussie feel closer to home :)
I'm an American, and I absolutely LOVE this stuff! Does anybody know if this show rates highly in Australia? It should.
It doesn't XD it runs in the morning before work so it's just a filler show
as far as Aussie morning news goes its damn good.
Everyones usually watching this or a second almost identical show on a different channel each morning, you're either "team today" or "team sunrise". Our breakfast tv is very entertaining, thats for sure!
MrVpassenheim yes it does
i havent laughed that hard in months and its only the first 2 mins
Those red heels on Karl were oh so wrong but changing the subject i love Lisa's dance moves.
“We smoked that”
I’ll bet they did 😂
Always remember a little lube on the knob before engaging in the process in the morning.
If us Americans had this news in the morning we would laugh with each other instead of shoot at each other. Still the wild Wild West
I always love when people from other countries ask us to explain the jokes lol.
Dickies got a big one- LOL❗️5:02
I've watched all of these, and more than 5 times each.
Though, episodes 1-7 have been watched about 100 times each. Lol.
Also, I love seeing the comments of people in other countries that love to see this show.
6:45 LOL
I don't live in Australia but if I did I would certainly watch Today. Just to check because I'm getting confused, do they move out the desk and put that big red sofa in or is it a different part of the set?
DannyBaby1512 Different part.
***** Thanks, just it confuses me everytime. How often do they use the sofa?
Every morning I'm pretty sure.
DannyBaby1512 they bring in the red couch at 8am (the last hour of the show) every day unless a serious news story has broke and they keep the desk.
They used to just have the couch for the whole show up until about 2 years ago then brought the desk back.
AHAHAHAHA!! Fucking love these guys!! >.< hahahahahahaa!!!
Heads on'em like a smashed crab! >.< hahahahahahaahahaha!!!!!
Makes me proud to be an Aussie! >.< hahahahaa!!!
I Love The Australians. I just wish that they can find a way to do a major shake down about how things are done here in The USA.
Have you ever seen anything the chaser has done? They pisstake the American media quite often.
8:40 cue the bike horn here
What did Sonia say on 9:16?
lalawennyy "Dont drink gin, it's a leg opener"
what's the music at 8:53?
Wing Dagger Avicci - Hey Brother
Thx a lot for the info! :D
British TV could learn A LOT from this.... BUT THEY WON'T.😮
What does the woman in white say her mother use to say to her? 9:15
+Michael Kelley Don't drink Gin its a leg opener
And there's a joke drink called a Legoppna.
i miss fordo
Korbin classic boy from gerringing
song at 8:53?
Avicci - Hey Brother
@@TodayShowFunnyBits Oh thanks a lot mate.And its the second I asked this question here lol my bad.
@@xAnimelovvvvverx you have a worse memory than me! lol
@@TodayShowFunnyBits Hahaha so true xD
song at start?
Brad22JS riptide
guys would someone explain that beard joke!
It means a stash in the private part mate😂
Think of a bearded clam
Not sure about the beard in jeans/genes joke
Can any1 help?
Hairy pussy.
More specifically it comes from the euphemism bearded clam
What was that? Don't drink gin till?
Aritra Gupta "Don't drink gin, it's a leg opener."
@@Hexnilium 👍
Now I know what to order when I go out with a female 😎
nic
Stuff the. Snowman give me a cuddle instead
The only funny thing about this show is that it pretends to be real news programme!
miloraca No. It's fucking hilarious.
I would of said the advice my mum gave me was give sonia gin.
nic