WHY AM I SINGLE??
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Bro! Simon could literally get any girl he wanted!!! AGREED???
yeah
+Ossama Mansour *for ethan*
agreed
+Ossama Mansour hes not l
he said so
High key his is gay
Im not fat and im not 42 years old
lmao
+StiffChocolate same 😂
LOL
Hahaha omg
laughed way too hard at that!! Rolf!!
Because you haven't asked me out yet.
it's sad how desperate you are XD
Haha! xD IT ONLY BIQ YOLK.
will you go with me?🌚💕💕💕
Done With U oh god, you don't even know what the person writing that comment looks like and you're trying to be an internet flirt, the internet is a depressing place XD
+Done With U like mate your probably 40 and she is probably 15 stfu!
How can you barely leave your bedroom but play pokemon go all day?
hacks
lures
glitch
Lol
Fake GPS
Let's play Vik roulette
Every 5th like gets touched
who?
Stop trying to get likes
Mad!
no im geting touched
+xX “TheReaper” Xx I'm not mad
Lets play Canadian roulette.
Every like will be much appreciated and no one shall die.
original af and like
im canadian
Nice
+Dhruva no one cares though ...
Can you help me hit 100 thousand subscribers so my parents will see that TH-cam is a real job!!!
I shower in the evening. Rather spend the extra time in the morning in bed.
;)
You understand me xD
Same
Stuart Gibbons And it helps me fall asleep better...
I shower before bed so my bed doesnt get all nasty and i dont have to wash my sheets everyday
He knows
Ikr me 2
Me too! Simon does not understand cause his sheets are probably s*it anyway
Same
+
Ur single because u have MINI-Minter as your name
I think U mean 7 mms
+Heather Shilling I love this response
XD
Classic BOIII
Lol Dante buoyy is any better?
Simon if you're reading this please bring back random games with Josh
Like if you aggre
I'm not begging
i dont know anyone named josh but ill try my best
+SimonTG lmao
+SimonTG omg xD
Seems like u are
yes plz simon
simon actually the sexiest sidemen
no homo
Your a Abdi what do u know about sexiness 😂😂😂😂😂
U SOMALIAN GUY DONT BE GAY MAN
+Keaira “KeFreezy” Hardge I agree
after vikkstar and ksi
Your single because you went on buzzfeed.
You're*
Roman Captain Youre single for being a grammar nazi
You're* you got it wrong twice
Im assuming you dont understand the nature of my comment then.
I'm assuming you don't understand the nature of grammar.
Anyone else shower before bed?
Yeah! Then you're clean before you get in your bed and everything is dry the next morning instead of you having to walk around with wet hair
Every single day.
^.^
who the fuck doesn't?
So if you've just came from the gym and your really sweaty that means you shouldn't shower before bed?
Your best chance is with a fangirl
Make sure they're old enough don't make the same mistakes as Vik
W
+Hasan Alp it's actually guys not girls for Vikk
Yeah with me
+Nick Shelton both as long as they are 12
Awe ! Simon I would totally date you ! And I would absolutely love going to catch Pokemon with you ! You don't realize how perfect you are and you have TONS of girls who would be lucky to call you theirs. Chin up love, you will find someone. Even if you don't leave your room, you are still technically socializing with the rest of the world and showing your true personality and your face, it shouldn't be hard for you at all. I'm guilty of hiding in my room all the time too. Haha. ❤️
Definitely 13
+Madani El Glaoui ^
+Kristijan Car Have U read the fanfic in wattpad its pretty horrible
Gold digger
Cringe
I shower before I go to bed
Same.
Sane
Same***
i shower anytime during the day.
same
How to get Simon a quick girlfriend? Show the girl your bank account
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAAHHAHA Cant stop lauging... I fell of my chair... Help me😂
😂😂😂
ill help you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
DislikeMy Videos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
lol
Just saying if u just walk outside and tell fangirls you need a girlfriend you'll immediately have 2 million of them
Yeah that's true
+GirlySonicFan Who Is Also A Tomboy yea but he doesn't know them and for all he knows they just want his fam or his money
+Ducky PvP i know i meant they would offer
They are all like 13-14. and dating someone who has your face as their profile picture if weird.
Prob is: he's 23
Who else is watching this without socks on ?
I am
me
WTF!!
What are socks
I am
What do you mean I am weird ???? I Clean myself before I got to my bed. I don't want to spoil my sanctuary and leave all my dirtiness on it . A DIRTY BED IS GROSS
Yeah, lemme just come back home after a long day being all sweaty and dirty and just go to bed leave it all to just stick to me and my sheets and I'll shower in the morning so I can go back to my dirty bed 10/10
yh hes stupid statement with no reason
I'm dead😂💀all these comments
yea when he says that ppl are weird taking a shower before bed i was like "he is so fucking stupid"
iKR
that's is he doesn't can get a girlfriend
I take a shower before I go to bed and I am white
illuminati confirmed!!
+minimintеr u not real bit**
+minimintеr even the logo on the picture is squint
Racist and not funny
Freak.
I just Know so many girls have a CRUSH on Simon...
But they are all under age
Yep
+zac fisher not everyone is under age, I'm 21
+Amy Watkinson I know why you're single (If you are) it's because you're a fully grown woman who is a youtuber fan girl
Commenting on a video isn't being a fangirl, following youtubers around and stalking them on twitter/facebook etc. is being a fangirl/guy and even then that has nothing to do with being single or not haha
Does miniminter and Simon look like mm7games or is it just me?
"Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate" ~ Bob
🖕
No, he's back!!!!!!
its just you mate, they look nothing like each other ...... ahahah
Bob has spoken
Bob you need to start a new comment mate it's getting old
Talia has joined the chat
you're single because you live in your dads attic
he is rich and lives with his friends lol
And josh is his dad, and he lives in the attic
+yoober23 it was a joke fam.
👏👏👏👏👏
lol I don't know why I find your comment so funny, topher! xD
I shower at night, who are you if you shower in the morning😁
I shower at night too 😂
+finn abijah a mower ?
What the fuck do you mean "who are you?" Maybe a normal person!?
Normal that's what I am showering in the morning makes you smell good the whole day not just while your sleeping
Hot
I shower b4 bed after I play sports which is 4 days a week
same but mine is 50 days a week
Same but I shower again when I wake up
//\\
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no one cares
Same but mine is 5 weeks a day
You got: You’re too attractive.
i picked Cute Memes btw lel
I'm early let me think of a joke
Harry (w2s) not uploading in 3 weeks
oh wait that's true
Oh wait its true and not funny at all
+Amar Goltos I know something funny
+Amar Goltos it's called your face
+holly thomson i dont care
+holly thomson myb ur life ?
I thought he was gonna says he's gay
Lol
OMG XD
+GirlySonicFan Who Is Also A Tomboy phan
haha..................maybeeeee jk
and he was dating jj for the past year after jj broke with shauna .. and the real reason behind the break up was because he revealed his secret overwhelming love for simon ? yea i thought the same but nope
im single and id go on a "cold" pokemon date with you. no ? ok :/
Pokémon date
...
Did she just fucking say POKEMON DATE wtf is the world now.
hunting some rare pokemon together inside a cinema and nandos ? ? ? xD
lol
pokemon and chill ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The reason why you're single is because you haven't met me yet 💅🏻💁🏻
No I'm taking you home!
+Venom 720 Hey stop it ur with me now
My ig is CKredence ;)
horse isnt your type
that was smooth as heck man
Let's play Russian Roulette
Hopefully nobody dies!
L
No
No fuck off
No
stfu
what about Ashleymariegaming?
ffs i was about to comment
THATS NOT MINIMINTER
He smashed
+sam ducky it's a joke
*Roll Safe laugh* Hahaha banter, haha banter...
Little did he know that he woukd be no longer under the single spell the year after
well i shower before i go to bed (guess im weird) who else does that?
Not really weird just how u like to do it
i do my hair fucks up otherwise
i shower at like 8 pm
I do
A kid In Africa same
i live in slovenia and here it's disgusting if you don't shower in the evening. because who wants to go into a clean bed dirty? it just doesnt make sense to shower in the morning.
I just can't be bothered to wake up any earlier than I have to
ye I shower before bed
The fact that you think the bed is clean is quite funny.
Well not anymore
To be honest, I don't get why anyone would shower in the morning. You come home sweaty in the evening and you're gonna lie in your bed; transferring all your dirt, grime and sweat onto your pillow and sheets. Then, in the morning, you shower to prepare yourself for the day, in which you will sweat. Besides, you don't really sweat at night, so when you wake up, you're pretty much as clean as you were the night before. It makes no sense to shower in the morning!!
Who wouldn't date Simon...He is so nice, attractive and funny.....PERFECT BOYFRIEND
Talia Mar enters the chat
Shower before bee = weird ???? Simon why would you go to bed dirty and than shower the morning than go to work and get home all dirty and go to bed again ??? That is wrong..
Yeah but then when you wake up you mightve been sweating during the night and that makes me feel unclean, so I prefer to shower in the morning
+Robert Biggs If im sweating in the morning i just do it in the morning too
Easy solution, shower twice - morning and night xD
+Zero Assits i do that
Dermatologists say its better to shower 3 times a week on average. Showering too much is just as bad as not showering enough, except if you sweat a lot or you do a ton of daily physical activity in which case you should shower more often...
OH MY GOD SIMON stop going on about how lonely you are. you literally have millions of people who would date you (psstt- including myslef :P), then again, they're mostly 12 year old girls....bit unfortunate
I love you
+Eliana L
i am 20 my sister is 25 and she likes simon
I am a 12 yr old girl, I love Simon. I also touch myself to his videos
+Khal Drogo wtf?
6:15 All Ethans 😂😂😂😂😂
I can easily answer that for you.
- Virgin.
- No degree.
- Lives with 5 other guys.
Should i go on?
Also the fact that he dissed short people for no apparent reason which shows that he isn't a nice guy off camera maybe.
+Rock Solid Cucumber wtf when
+gamergod88 5:40 He uses the term "American midgets", he could have just said short Americans.
+Rock Solid Cucumber Are you sensitive or something? Get over it.......
Apparently I'm not the sensitive one based on the amazing replies I'm getting. Never knew someone could be so butthurt over me pointing out why this white fuck is single.
Fangirls be like " I'LL BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND"
Day-by-day im thinking he's a better youtuber than JJ. But IDK!!! Awesome video!!! A streak of 3 non-FIFA awesome videos is going on. Till how much will this go??
Plzzzzz FOREVER!!!!
+Nishant Joshyabhatla Wow u replied to urself u saddo😂😂😂
THATS NOT MINIMINTER
I shower at night because I have to be up for school at 6 am anyway and if I showered in the morning I would have to add 30 minutes for showering then an hour to dry my hair because my hair is thick then another half an hour to style it because it's frizzy. So I would have to get up at around 4 every morning and I'm not all about that life
That's literally the same reason i take showers at night as well 😂
Angelina Hernandez Lol. If I weren't in school maybe I would be a morning shower taker. Who knows?
Just over two years later and now he has Talia❤️
Team instinct where you at?
+jack fire savage
+Clorox Bleach Savage
at least you're not team valor
RIGHT HERE TEAM INSTINCT FTW
#teamvalor
From this video i am ganna think that simon is still a virgin😂
why would he be... and who cares anyway
It's really not that funny
Just ignore him, he got a Memphis Depay profile picture. I don't think he lost his virginity either
Simon is deffo not a virgin. When you know you know
he did ashleymariegaming lol
"I don't leave my bedroom"
2 seconds later "I play pokemon go all day"
How I want to have that power too
I shower before bed, and I'm not white
The voice crack at 9:03 😂😂😂😂
thats not even in the video
There is no 9:03....
Didnt get me there m8
U were on joe wellers vid ..just stop
How is showering in the night weird?
"We have... oh its empty" And ofc you left it there 👍
You're weird for showering in the morning!! I shower at night! Like if u do too ;))
I'm willing to bet 95% of ur female subscribers would date u if they got the chance.
Forever alone squad FTW BOIIS!!!!
Q: Have you ever heard of cologne? A: "Yeah its a city in Germany" ... Haven't stopped laughing
Could u play Ark Survival Evolved it would be so fun.
+KyleTheOG fuck up!
+_Mad Chris_ xdddddddddddddd
You must be single
no. simon doesnt do those type of games. rmbr when he played that zombie survival game? he isnt vik
Ever heard of cologne? Yeah its a city in Germany. lol
thoose veet wax strips on the floor at 2:14 XD
*those
Hissss
who
Found you twice in a day wow
Hisss omfg XD
This "do you believe in true love" reminds me of that episode of Friends when Phoebe says she went on a date with Monica's soulmate.. And Monica says she doesn't believe in soul mates, just that you meet someone you like and work on your relationship. I don't know why I'm writing this here, but yeah. I believe that too, there's love if make it happen.
Because your famous so they are all gold diggers 😕😂
you're grammar is good
Thanks Bleach I'll see you later 😉
+Lemon Bleach speak for yourself
so is yours
+Lemon Bleach Yours is too considering you both used the wrong "you're".
so i guess i'm wierd
3:29
+The Hunter weird*
yup
Haven't watched the video yet but it's gonna be a quiz isn't it?
yup fkn knew it
Someone wants a medal...
GIVE ME MY MEDAL
Simon sounds like Bear Grills when he was looking through HIS fridge lol
I shower be for i go to bed more like a hour be for i go to bed
noo!!!!!
+Shane Smyth Go Pikachu, use lighting bolt
rawr!!!
+Shane Smyth Pedo was hot by lightning bolt, it was very effective.
yea because im so hot
honestly Simon is pretty attractive, and the awkwardness is endearing
wtf everyone showers in the evening lol
"wouw, yor sou toool" absolutely mind-blowing american accent you did there simon XD
Nah all u have to do to get a girl is
*walk up to girl*
Hey girl I best friends with K.S.I
It will work
mahrez to arsenal or nah
Nah not happening
Nah but Draxler yah
mahrez has no experience at coming 4th lol
+TheFighter3110 no chill
EAMUNN draxler is confirmed to not come
Because you got an STI from Ashley
wow
I know why you're single, because you play minecraft
Young Smith I aint single fam, lool
Simon is one of the most consistent and quality content creators out there. He deserves his fame unlike certain other youtubers.
2 years later where’s his girlfriend
Talia Mar?
Wait if ur in ur bedroom all the time how can u play pokemon go
insence
don't correct my spelling if it is wrong plz
Don't worry sidemen I think you can a girl one day
Simon*
Facepalm*
+Danial Hafiz Dzulkarnain 😂
+Hakim SDMN lol
Simon is literally like Simon from the imbetweeners
Because I'm not old enough for you to asked me out yet 😂 I wish 😔😘❤️
It's one thing he's hot, but then comes his accent 😏
+Matt Moore actually I'm not I'm 13 so just mind you're own business
+clément schepens mind you're own business
+Chloe Barassi lol
Ur like 12 and ur a typical fangirl.. It just cant get any worse
How many of you are watching without socks?
Me
Me
Me
You must be watching without brain
I didn't know me and simon are so similar :D
Showering before bed is nice cause you relax and get warm and sleepy if you shower or bath during the day it's like you have to get out dry yourself dry your hair like effort
American Midgets XD, I thought 5'10" (my height) was normal human height tho
I relate too Much to this tbh 😂
lol
+Keira Elara is that you in the pic b/c you look good ;)
never trust dog filters
I think the dog filter is the reason
+Crazy¡ Gaming! Yeah lol , thanks
because you upload videos like this?
I actually don't know why he's single 😂 he's fucking amazing
Now he just celebrated his 4 year anniversary with his gf. What a legend.
I got.... You're too attractive hahaha
gold d ...
w9s9 Omer what?
Google it
+w9s9 Omer 😂😂
w9s9 Omer I still don't under stand
Can I be your gf? No homo
Simon you have inflamed gums
+joanna lan damn
How do u know xd
What's your problem with night showerers? I like to be clean before I go to bed so my long hair has time to dry, and so I don't get my bed super sweaty and dirty. I also wake up at 6 for school normally, and don't have much time. I like to get clean after a long day, and still be clean the next day instead of going to bed dirty and gross. Thank you for reading, this is just my opinion and argument.
I am so down to go Pokemon hunting 🙄
me 2
Hello
Hi
Lol hey
+Jubair194 why did you reply to urself
+Shraken Entertainment so what if he did
lool
I hate the fact that he talks about never getting a girlfriend but theres probably 10's thousands that want to date him...
I shower before I go to bed as I usually come back from gymnastics and I am sweaty, and showering in the morning is just another chore to do before I go to school. So I'm not weird, mostly.
"This quiz caters to all kinds of Ethan's" DEAD
Showering before bed is the reason that your bed is not dirty.
I shower before bed... Guess this explains why i have no friends
You never leave your bedroom but in order for you to play pokemon go you need to leave your room...
Thousands of simon girls are screaming at you rn