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- the only way to win is to quit...
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That moment when Dan randomly calls out your name for no apparent reason
Bobby 😂
lol
Lol
Xd
Hahaha
This reminds me of there is no game
That's what I thought
It kinda does!
Me too. And undertale. I really thought there was gonna be a jump scare.
Same
Me too!
Quit the game without the Task Manager? Simply follow these 5 easy steps!
1. Unplug the computer
2. Throw it out the window
3. Chuck it into a car
4. Drive to a lake
5. Drive into the lake and ditch the car
Congrats, you have quit the game
Correct~ You have won the game!
Lol
I think you mean drive to a store and buy a new computer
troll
lol
6:56 Dan tried to advertise his new chair.
XD
XD
nice
*But, CAN IT DO T H I S*
@@Me-zl7mu Actually I'm a SHE,thank you very much. Calling me "IT" is very disrespectful of you,where are your manners?
“I'd give you hand shake but you don’t have hands!”
*-Dantdm 2019*
Quitting the game has never been so difficult
Except if you play cuphead and the game softlocks...
@@draugie2191 good point
Just do alt f4
Ok
Or if your on fortnite lol just KIDDING 😂
Dan: *runs away*
_the chair then spins, now empty as the camera pans onto it._
Subscribe for more Fortnite content 😂😂😂
Dan a few seconds before: so calming
Dan a few seconds later: * *completely rocking* *
Good is old
1:16 this is wreck it dan
Holjjhbb
;0
*_better than the original_*
Wot
What’s the song called on the relaxing part and the upbeat part
This reminds me of “There Is No Game”
Some too
IKR
I think so!
Yeah
Ya!
1:14 He’s peeing on his pant XD
8:08 Best singing ever!
LMAO, his distorted face tho
AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
I think he actually tried to sing!!!
LOL
“SUSAN?”
*”Susan has never liked me”*
Me: but I have an aunt named Susan. Yo Auntie, this you?
Lol
TH-cam ceo
CHICKEN STRIPS Samantha?
@@ignore4973 *Samantha has never liked me*
Hey
Dan: Suzanne come out to play
Suzanne: yes police this creepy man keeps calling me please explode him
Jasmine Hill wat?
Jasmine Hill 😂😂
True
Jesus christ
OMG YESSSSSS!!!!!! wait...no...
Suzanne: hello is this 119? yes he's assaulting my lunchable
that's what she should have said
Petition for DanTDM to switch the drinking sounds to the Minecraft bottle of water/potion drinking sounds
that would be awsome!
Petition signed.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
NO
I'm in!
I love how at 5:52 he says, "I"m dead, I've been Thanosed into um existence."
me too.
Dead*
@@thegodofbeingshort1808 Thank you
8:17
The game: Nice click! I'll call you click!
DanTDM: NO
The sequel of There is no Game.
Wait... What the heck gab????
@@danilomadalijr4979 Y U STALK ME
@@gabby_5820 u evil
Well.. This is awkward..
If a stranger sees this, you saw nothing
“I’ve been thanosed into existence”
Someone make this a meme
YES
I've been thanosed
Into existence 😠🏓
Ben Bear here’s a hammer 🔨
@@lol-wt8cu thanks oh and here's your tennis racket🏓
Ben Bear
That’s a paddle.
This reminds me of a game...OR I MEAN NOT A GAME!
I wonder why? 😐
There is no game.
There is no game? Wow, same XD
Hmm, i don't know what you mean .... 😐
Lol the video of it appeared in the recommended section
“ Over The Rainbow! 🎶 over the rainbow... WAY UP 🎶 I NEED YOU”
8:09
copyright strike ©️
because the singing was too good
Lol
Gillis Rowland yeet
Gillis Rowland lel
©️
C for copyright c c copyright
1:25 WHEN YOU HAVE EATEN TO MUCH CHICKEN NUGGETS
Yellows my favorite color
Lolololol
this comment is so underrated
Anyways Dan, speaking of UNDERTALE....
*You forgot the Genocide run.*
*Thats a wonderful idea!*
@@msequeira1016 yep!
Um...
That’s a wonderful RAGER
I will make the Dandertale Genocide Run thumbnail for him when he gets the chance to play again.
"melainie? Fran" bObBiE?!" one of my favorite moments
Your new Gaming Chair looks so Awesome :O
Love your name
Me too
agreed.
I know right.
I have seen you on Jacksucksatlife’s channel this morning!
"Did you really think it was gunna be that simple? No ones gunna kill me."
Me: Flowey is that you?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. LOL
Yey!
yup
*Its me,*
*your best friend*
*_ASRIEL DREEMURR_*
@@autumnanurasys9461 *Hopes and Dreams intensifies*
"Enough with this lullaby. Let's try something else."
*when you have a kid and it won't go to sleep*
HAHAHAHAHHAAAAA
*It*
so true
Hahahaha no
6:29 DanTDM has betrayed us with saying the prohibited word
6:06 when you finally reach level 99 in Mafia City
Neeeeeeeee
Press it over and over and look at his face
i did that ;)
@@HankHill1998 6:06 y
6:06
6:06
6:06
6:06
How Many Brain Cells i Lost
|
\/
36 bine bnells lost
58
59
Kidz Vidz not many
Reply Brain cells? that's an odd number...
8:07 OMG you have a brilliant singing voice.
No
@@aviciitributes no u. U don't have a beautiful voice.
@@satyre_1 maybe not, but how would you be sure
@@aviciitributes are you kidding me dude that was just a joke.
1:23 LOL DanTDM's head banging was so funny! I couldn't stop laughing! XD
What’s the song anyway
Who says, Lets *Quit!*
Dan:Me!
Play button: *Triggered*
1:15
me when I drink my favorite soft drink
XD
IXI Brix6642 IXI why
soda
I know what your favorite drink it was *COCA COLA WITH A TITLE CALL PEPSI*
Aaaahhhhh....
“What’s that dangling thing”
Me: ... I’m too dirty minded
SAME
What does it mean
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
6:04 I LAUGHED SO HARD I ALMOST CRIED
Lol
Lol
Lol
You didnt stop did you?
@@hackermodhelperminecraftcl4476 nope😂
Her name is
“Her”
I was thinking that too
Good point
ßær 12
Wooooow
Lel
Her name is.... uhhhhaaaah
1:15 me when I take a dump
Jake YT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
si
i thought it was going to be AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Yummy
This reminds me of that application called "there is no game"
Real .R8a56 Same
True ^_^
THE GOAT.
Extremely true^ ^
Corrina Does Memez DAT GOAT WILL BE SORRY
“I have been thanosed into existence” I do not think he heals you I think he snaps you into non-existence
👁👄👁
fax
i quit...........
(Edit- thx for the heart :D. Love u dan 💓)
oh get it
I don't
i QUIT TO
Greatttt
Fail🤣.....its all right...good try....just kidding
You know what I always wandered what is your pc background
Simply nothing. XD
Jemma
This game could be quite frustrating, but you made it FUN! Thank you Dan and hello to all !
Ikr and hello
Oh hi 🙂
yo
I love how he missed when the game said: “let’s try a gentle approach” because he was too busy violently throwing his mouse across the screen
5:32 adventure time, come on go with dan, we go to many different lands, video games and challenges they’re all things he does, DanTDM! 😁
HipHop Jazz just keep clicking the time stamp
Yeah that’s cool
Game:Im a her!
Dan: Bobby?
Your right Dan!.... Bobby is boy name duh
i mean Re Reiner la 5th is right
Susan? Suuuuuuuusan!?
Dories Arias it can also be a girl name too ya know
Dan:IVE BEEN THANOSED INTO EXISTANT
*snap*
Me:UH OH-
Um
I dont feel so good...
1:15 I was laughing so hard when that happen 😂
Ok
6:58 this should be a commercial lol
Silence lel
I got a commercial
Lol
Odd thing is I don’t remember commenting this and why the heck did I think a spinning chair should be a commercial
XD
7:22 my voice when i failed my math test by one more question
Lololol
Your throat is dry? c , c
Lololololololololololololol
@@vjhiro8177 i did ur comment better
*quits game*
Early squad
NICE COMMENT BUT IM UGLY
M names jeff
Pokemon evolved into jeffimôn
Gacha gang
8:46
danTDM: or I could play a game about how to be a tree!
also danTDM: *looks at trailer*
danTDM again: its being shot by a tank...
3:31
“What’s that dangling thing?”
*hmm*
im so dirty mindee
sHuT iT
Suck it
@@dark_vertex4233 You swallow it
@@sheispower8604 XD i said you suck to my friend and she said you swallow XD she didn't understand
This might not work but if i was Dan the i would click the "Quit" in the title to quit.
YES U HAVE TO PRESS QUIT IN THE TITLE SCREEN TO QUIT
i was screaming at the screen my sister was yelling at me
Helloyheodd1sout wearing a pumpkin
Hailam Dao THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
7:22
Me when i lose my house in minecraft.
6:12 DanTDM: And Now I’m Big
Play the game, To Do List.
Nooooo
Yeeees xD
*I still think the button should be called Susan ;)*
3:30 probaly a barnacle or a dead barnacle (i been playing half life for too long my brain is almost dead)
aissaoui achrafewhat
i wonder what it can be hmm
Just press the windows button so that you have that bar with all the apps and close the game using it
Hey Dan!!! You should play a game called 'Just shapes and beats' It's a bullet hell rythm game but it has a story and i think you'd really love it 💖💖💖💎💎
Yes Dan really should play it😄😄
Circle: Run away.
Circle: I said: Run away.
Dan: okay! *-runs away-*
Lol
noted
dans mind: girls names says girls names then shouts BOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBY?!
I knew a woman named Bobby she was nice
Bubby
My teacher’s sister’s name is Bobbi
Bobby is a girl name
@@CrtYT r/whooooooosh
1:13 GOT ME SO GOOOOOOD
That moment when Dan starts singing:Over the rainbow
Me:I wont even sing to my fam and he sings to us 3946832 fans?!?!
4,499,655
you mean 22m
You ain't alone
I wont even sing to my bff
CRR hi
I won't sing to anyone that's my i refused to be in the frozen school musical c , c I'm so shy I believe I'm a good singer it's just I'm too shy to sing to anyone U-U
Circle: run away run away
Dan: (runs as fast as he can in fear)
One of the only times DanTDM will not play fortnite
Ha
dan should never play fortnite he should play pubg
No no no not fortnite and pubg if he plays pubg I will kill myself
1. Press Alt+Tab and hold alt
2. Press the X button that appears on the game
(It only works if you have another window open before running the game)
How many people think that Dan is just out of ideas for videos 😂
Maybe, but they're still fun to watch
StellarOwl Yeah!
Yeah... I kinda stopped watching his videos about a quarter of a way
martin leong he still gets 1 million views for his videos so he’s still doing well.
martin leong f***er
Game: somewhere
Me: *prepares to sing*
Game: over the rainbow...
Me: hey, I was gonna say that
This made me laugh harder than it should have 😂. Thanks for making great videos dan and keep being you!
The moment Dan hears the rock music “unleash inner self”
1:26 How it feels to chew 5 gum
New 5 gum, stimulate your senses.
LEL
funniest thing
1:26 when dantdm pins my comment
Rip you
Wow
ZA WARUDO lol
Bruh XD lol this is funny i would do a fornite #1 royal victory dance XD
What do you mean rip Jay Jay? = , =
Two easy ways to quit shut the computer off or chuck the computer out the window
3:21
"...That's THE LIGHT SWITCH!"
1:26 I actually think Dan turned into Dantdm.exe ….
Ok...
Buh
"Try calling her by her name"
Me: plsplspls say
PATRICIA!!
This comment made me laugh
@@sapa4072 awww thanks!!
6:34 he’s in your hair!!
Lol
" Susan, Melody, Fran, *B O B B Y* "
6:03 Dan: I'm a simpson Me: you are a minion
😱 you figured it out finally someone smart on TH-cam! XD
OGM
I thought that too!
Game: try calling her by her name
Dan decides to say: Suzein!
great way of spelling it...
sOOzEinnnN
I hate this game imma rage quit
Umm how do I rage quit?
Task manger
Idk
Everyday after my online classes that "Hey guys! Dan here." always makes me smile 🥺💎
The button in the second game said ‘I’m blue’ DA BU DE DA BU DY DA BU DE DA BU DY
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
XD
3:50 - Dan: *Gets Vietnam flashbacks*
5:57 the face your making when you take a quick check on your phone at night.
Game: 'Run away. I said, run away!'
Dan: *No hesitation*
THE WAY HE SAID AT THE SECOND TIME HE SAID "Susan! :D" THAT KILLED ME!! XDDD
Dan you are the best
Ur everywhere
In every video I see you its weird
Correction worst
Yay
Shane Alston then why u here?
8:27 when your parents are disappointed at you
.... when my parents are dispointed at me it ain't no game °-°
@@Cold_blooded_killer21 hahahaha true
Dan: takes a veeery long and loud sip of a drink from his mug 7:29
Me: I could really use a drink right now
I quit..
That was easy. *gets letter and opens it* Dear dan,You quit so don't cross the street!
Crosses street and is in the middle*Nothing happ- *Gets hit by car*
OOF
1:23 when dan listens to angry music...
5:19 can't stop laughing 😂
Franklin vlogs with friends Mo too
Cat Game Coolstuff what about 6:04
I don’t understand how that’s funny
@@kiana.118 aww I was gonna do that
James Pennington lol
3:48 Chowder: *looks* Wow!
Random voice..: YOU THOUGHT IT WAS THAT EASY (BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH)
Me:
I still don’t know what exe means. Help this poor soul.
Please Also Help This Poor Soul.
Idk either
I feel your pain ;-;
An exe is an executable file.
EXE stands for executable. It’s an app.
Dans voice: ahhhhhhh his face:OOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: Susan has never liked me...
Are you sure about that