Tim Dillon - BEST rant EVER!
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- Tim Dillon was recently on the Joe Rogan Podcast... his rant is hilarious, accurate and a glimpse of the future! - - - - thankyou everyone for subscribing!
Taken from JRE #1860 w/Tim Dillon:
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Thank you so much for NOT having merch. I think its so scummy when channels who dont create their own content, have merch. its such a pos thing to do..
Glad you are better than that. (hopefully you stay that way)
this was at 999k on my for you page and when i clicked it went to 1m view JSYK
Speak for yourself. I demand incredibly crappy tee shirts and, at a minimum, horrible cups.@@1480-b5g
@@hungrybutpicky9302 legend
"I hope I'm wrong but if I'm right, I hope I'm dead" is one of my favorite Tim quotes
You forgot the other half “Or I get to be one of the people who keeps everyone in a cage”
spoiler alert: its already happening
You left out the last part and that last part is exactly where modern conservatives positioned themselves at, instead of choosing reforms.
We got Zelensky via a Norm Eisen color revolution as taught by Cloward/Piven, and textbook
@@h.l.malazan5782yes, you’re so right, this is totally only the right and can’t possibly be applied to the left at all. Just stop, left, right, and center, they all suck and want power. One side isn’t better than the other, they’re just doing whatever they can to make the other side look worse. The only place out founding fathers went wrong was not making term limits for everyone. No one should be in power for too long. All those senators that are 80 years old should have been removed years ago. They’re all out of touch and don’t know how to represent their people.
Tim Dillon just synthesized the plot lines of Mad Max, Idiocracy, 1984, and Brave New World.
Bravo!
Don’t forget Fahrenheit 451!!
And 'Sleeper'
you forgot the most important one the actual world plot
I recently re-read Fahrenheit 451 and it was utterly shocking the parallels. You have to read it if you haven’t.
@@baTonkaTruck it’s unfortunately disturbing. Convenience and denial are the worst drugs to be hooked on. Practice mindfulness fellas.
Tim laid out an extremely accurate and eerie totalitarian future.
The infrastructure is already there, we just haven't been strong armed yet
This is now lol
Huxley did it first. He basically recounted brave new world lmao
Tim is collapse woke.
How can it be accurate if it hasn’t happened yet
Tim Dillon casually explaining the last 100-200 years of the Western Roman empire and the American future in a few centuries time simultaneously.
far less than centuries im afraid. i hope not though.
Lmfao..centuries?! Try the next decade or two.
Centuries?? Give it decade
huh not centuries, try now!!
A lot of roman celebrities that came to power were in the military. With all those cringy military influencers and veteran best selling authors in podcasts, it's only a matter of time until the US gets it's very own Julius Caesar
This hits hard. Here in China we need to show "green QR codes" on our phones. Without one, I'm not even allowed out of my building.
When I checked into a hotel the other day, they scanned my green code (as usual) and I could see on their angled monitor a list of everywhere I'd been in the previous 2 weeks... and I don't mean general locations, I mean every *specific* shop I'd visited, every route I'd walked my dog, each friend's home I'd been to... literally, *every* place I'd physically gone with my phone was recorded (and going anywhere *without* your phone has been made virtually impossible). So yes.... I remember a time when we were free, and never again.
this is the goal for the whole world for the World Health Organization. Even worst than ur situation.
And people claim religion was bullshit.
We need to start beating up nerds again. These computer dorks are creating a tech-dystopia. Do your country a service and punch a computer nerd in the face.
Leave China my friend, if possible.
China scared the shit out of me.
They will likely rule the world one day. As the guy says in the video “I hope we’re dead” if that day comes.
The government is gonna get ya!
Tim Dillon is one of the few people I can't put into a category like I do with most guests Rogan has on. Yeah, he's a former drug addict comedian who's also gay, but he doesn't seem like any of those. He's an extremely unusual and rare kind of human being.
He is very very very smart and well versed. More of a thinker than a comedian
He’s a mix between a philosopher and a comedian. He lived a wild life now he’s a wise man sharing his perspective
Yeah he's one kd the good ones
Interesting how you saying "he's gay, but doesn't seem, like any of those types. Why cuz he is alt right and tends to spread opposition of gay/lgbtq equality and rights? I'm not saying the small group of leftist that are terrible are teaching and spreading equality in such a bad/ aggressive/ none convincing way that make the vast majority of them look bad but that doesn't mean the majority are like that or that those issues are non existing today. I hate it when people even leftists themselves say shit like " I am pro lgbt rights but these trans people want too many equal right or that they shouldn't exist etc. It's like even though we live in a time that has the most equality for marginalized people then ever we also have an insane growing amount of bigotry that not only still exists but seems unimaginable high for a time of such "acceptance.
“Well I like chicken”
So true, so many people would take the coupon.
It’s like the people in the crowd on a 2000’s cartoon
Shit sounds pretty good right now not gonna lie
Netflix AND Domino's???
They did it for they "vaccine" did they not?
Popeyes chicken sandwich
“If I’m right, I hope I’m dead, or I get to be one of the people who’s keeping everyone else in the cage” 😂😂😂😂 honestly the best line I’ve ever heard
The funny thing about that is that at the level of fame and money he is at he is one of those people. It’s us normies that are fucked
@@blackscreen1810that's already how it is bro the less money and prestige we have the worse our lives are and it's only gonna get more drastic in the next 50 years
It’s literally happening 😂 he’s so right lmao.
Yep,and when we fix it - it will fall apart yet again.
Our species is incapable of governing itself.
We set up this wonderful,artificial,
environment to live in that we call civilization - having walked away from the ideal environment which nature designated for us - and we simply cannot find our way.
I wonder why.
@@studleydewrite2942 we can govern ourselves but in a millennia of immense improvement In every aspect absolute power becomes even more powerful and that corrupts people.
And simultaneously, 😂 I don't blame Joe for laughing so hilariously, IT'S ACTUALLY FUNNY
As technology improves it’s just going to get easier and easier to monitor and crackdown on every aspect of peoples lives. And as Tim Dillion said if u think things are going to change and people will wake up and start caring about the future, YOUR ON FUCKING CRACK.
Seeing more and more gated, extremely private communities around my area, they weren't here 5 years ago
Every single podcast of TD is the best rant ever
The guy doesn't miss at all
He's been observing everyone since his teens and it's all coming to surface
"it won't even feel like they're in prison", we already are at some level.
Do you have to be strip searched or put into forced solitary? No. Saying we are in a prison is being either severely detached from reality or trendy edgelordism.
@Limeade Poland in the middle I guess
@Limeade no lol
this is nyc btw we are the litmus test for all this stuff
@@jessyfretz5800 I wouldn't underestimate the impact and harm that psychological/economic prisons can have.
Not only is it happening, it’s happening far faster than anyone thought.
“Or I get to be one of those people who’s keeping everyone else in the cage.”
*gets a Netflix special*
Dayum.
Being successful doesn’t keep everyone else in a cage
@@baseballdipper111 You missed the point lol
i mean he picked the right side if thats the case lmao
When I read this my brain immediately:
DUN! DUN! DUNNNN!
But instead of using Beethoven’s symphony N*5 chords my brain used the ones when Netflix is about to play and that was scary
Tim Dillon is like the sequel to George Carlin. He will be like Woody Harrelson and narrate the apocalypse.
Was expecting for a comment like this 😇😜🦅
I wouldnt want anyone else to do it tbh
No.
Carlin turned into a bitter, crazy prick. His early stuff was great though.
Dillon and Stanhope, they are both sequels of Carlin. I would argue, they are even improved versions of Carlin, because unlike Carlin, they didn’t go through that awkward period in their comedy careers where they were willing to please the dumb crowds. Maybe early Stanhope did it, but he would tell you right there “I’m doing this dumb shit for the money”, like when he did the Man Show.
The 90s was the last and greatest decade ever!! Our freedom slowly disappeared when the ball dropped in the year 2000..
100% Maybe this the true millennium bug
WWI ruined the 20th century and 9/11 ruined the 21st century, but totally agree that the 90s was the peak of Western civilization.
90s sucked
@@EdBags
Wrong
@@WeezaY5000 peak human civilization 1900 AD change my mind
He just described how the world is already.
He's referring to the U.S. and full totalitarian control.
🤡🤡🤡
That’s what maga is , hello.
@@buckbenelli8😂😂😂
@@buckbenelli8 Maga isn't firing people over "pronouns"
Tim always makes feel better. Every time.
His rant on corporate steakhouses from 2019 is golden !!
Steak sauce is free speech.
I love the Corporate Steakhouse episode!
It's probably his best episode
I can't remember it off the top of my head so I guess I'll have to rewarch it 😂. I find it hard to pick I favourite but I love the porch episodes. That was the best.
Not only is this absolutely hilarious but it's also terrifying because it's starting already.
Not so much a rant as a prophesy destined to be fulfilled.
Dude, these comedians are sooo much more hilarious on Joe's podcast that they are when they do stand up. Theo Von is a perfect example of this too.
I feel like a lot of these comics get locked into their bits. They should just go up there, no plan, and with no care of bombing and just freestyle it. I don’t know if that’s the right angle or if they do that already but sometimes you see them get mechanical with their material on stage.
@Spitsworth Elephant in the Room will go down in history as one of the greatest stand up bits ever performed.
well no, being funny while talking is one thing: but stand-up isnt just 'being funny', its a legitimate art form, one that is VERY difficult to master, even for extremely funny AND intelligent (by comic standards) people like Tim Dillon. Its the difference between being a great jazz musician and composing a groundbreaking symphony@@MarkMcCray-gg3wx
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I think Tim shines a lot more in this format than stand up. Because he can just rant off the top of his head. His prepared stand up material doesn't hit the same. His own podcast isn't very good when has guests because he can't do his long monologues in those either, he works better with a captive audience rather than one he has to interact with if that makes sense. Joe is an excellent podcast host, knows what Tim does best and just lets him go at without interrupting.
" In the future you will own nothing and be happy "
Klaus Schwab
People like Schwab look at "the people" and say to themselves:
"These numbers already have zero control. I know this because my friends and I have all of the control. There is no remainder for them. Even their ownership is an illusion. We control the when, what, where, how, at what price of their ownership. We rulers are not individuals, we are constrained by our ideology and our network and would be ejected from the power elite if we dared to strike off in an individual direction. Why should we permit "the people" even the illusion of individuality?"
Isn’t that just death
Oh you think 8 billion people can each own their own fridge or car for that matter?
@@JRichard86 Over 2 billion have their own car today. Over 4 billion have their own fridge. Those numbers rise yearly at a goodly rate and pace. Are you dumb?
@@JRichard86 help out by giving up yours, thanks.
That " I like chicken" always gets me...
This is wild, these two dudes should be podcast hosts
So overused it’s almost funny again
Funny
@@Mathis313 I love when it circles back in that way
@@Mathis313 not quite tho; still isn’t funny yet, is it? 😂
gay joke bro
Tim Dillon is something else! Love the humor and vision this guy have. Hope to see him again soon on Rogans podcast 🙌
He has his own podcast you can go watch
@@adriannune8241 Thx man! I will check it out 👊🏻
Tim is great. I hope he's one of the last against the wall
I was literally oblivious to all of this and just happily moving along in the conveyor belt of life. The “goodies” comment rang the most true. I use a cash system (for budgeting purposes) and it’s been disturbing how much they want to eliminate cash. At first I went along as swiping is more convenient and figured that was the sole purpose and then I saw the tracking of purchases through my shopping apps when I did occasionally use my debit or phone number for text receipts but again thought “oh, well this makes shopping easier with a more personalized system.” However, now I’m seeing all the cash budgeting creators on YT heavily pushing receipt upload companies with their point systems and gift card rewards and now it’s getting to be a bit creepy with the intensity that they’re wanting the information.
No, his best rant is the fake business one!
Its all the fucking godanm truth.
No the best one is the Joaquin Phoenix rent
Yes or yes
@@sweetbabyrick5382 👉Are you in?????
Or the one about how he, donald trump, and cardi b are elites and we're all big pieces of shit
He sounds like me 20 years ago. I understood at a young age, there is no stopping it.
Tim is one of the best commentators on American society. He really puts it all into focus. I used to think you need to take psychedelic drugs to see this kind of truth, you don’t at all.
Not really, hes an idiot
His aunt was his best rant.
Oh fuck yeah. He insulted that woman so badly, I entered recovery and got my life together.
💯
The funniest part is when he realises it was unfair to call her a fucking pedo
Definitely
“French vanilla! It’s your favourite” 😂😂😂
He's talking about next year, if we're lucky😅.. bless his heart
"Sorry, i was drunk" words to live by.
He is 100% right I think that is what bothers me about the politically correct. They can't except mistakes.
Welcome to Costco, I love you
This rant lives rent free in my head.
Tim Dillon is on point as always.
Tim focuses on human behaviour and reality instead of idealism. He extrapolates unidealistic realism. And Im here for it.
Getting smarter & healthier is exactly what's happening when they learn how bad the food is, and how good prolonged fasting and sunlight is for you. Co-morbidities during a pandemic is a hell of a motivator. 💪Tiny steps can get you far. Comfort & entertainment is a trap.
You are correct but I would disagree that the pandemic changed anyones behavior. People still walk around obese and on 10 pills a day and eating at McDonalds.
@@hew195050 It did. I've seen videos of people threatening children for not wearing their mask, while simultaneously ordering themselves food from McDonalds...
@@hew195050 It accelerated outcomes, those who were already hermits have decided to remain so, those of us who have gotten tired of all the degeneracy and distractions are out and about. And of course those who were already unhinged are completely loose now.
Honestly global tragedies really are the best time to make money, it's surreal almost but I've never made more money than when COVID hit, opportunities that once had lines of people waiting for them are looking for people to step up and take charge now. And I have no false hopes that this will keep going, but it's given me even more opportunities to strengthen me and my family's securities. If you're nervous about the future than the now is always the best time to give it your all, before whatever happens, happens.
God i love Tim soooo much, genuinely one of a kind in my eyes❤️❤️
Love Tim! Especially when he and Joe are together!
Tim Dillon just described the present day😂
Literally explaining the movie ‘Idiocracy’. So legit, it was even scary back then 😅🤦🏽♀️
Best motivational speech I heard in a long time!
After he cracks up, he gets serious and agrees lol
Tim just explained the situation TODAY!!!!! Figure shit out, people!
Tim’s “yahh.”
After someone affirms an absurd but probably true statement he just made kills me every time
When he said, “I like chicken” I choked I laughed so hard omg 😂😂😂
I’ve been trying to convince my husband and friends that this is happening and they believe if they vote it can change.
So now I just sit back and listen to these blithering idiots who remain hopeful and chuckle to myself.
"A man is no less a slave because he is allowed to choose a new master once in a term of years." - Lysander Spooner
They think voting matters? Ahahaha. Oh man. Good one.
What's so funny? Revelation told you for 2000 years that the antichrist will receive power from the existing kings and rule the one world government. All that is ahead is tribulation such as was not from the beginning of the world. You better do what Roman's 10:9 says in your King James Bible immediately.
Better laugh now, before laughing at the collapse of our nation is considered hate speech
@@killout18 I hope you're trolling. Because if not, then you have my pity.
as an artist, it brokes my heart, that someday, we wont remmember that art was a thing humans made.
I think art will still be around tbh even in the dystopia.. but not art that criticizes the regime or whatever.. censored art. But one could probably paint most anything they’d want to
Incorrect. The lights go out and cave and river wall art enjoy a Renaissance
if western society keeps going the way its going, the world will literally become like the movie WALL-E.
It isn't Western society. It's Globalism and it is the enemy of all.
Eastern society is a pile of shit too.
Huxley's _Brave New World_ is a far darker prophecy of the future of liberalism than Orwell's _1984_ ever could be, because it doesn't need the Devil to exist.
@Jonathan Huisman Have you seen “Lizzo”?
Great way to start my Saturday. A heaping dose of truth.
He says this like its going to happen sometime in the future. It's here now.
the guest essentially combined the main plot from 1984 and Brave New World. Well done
It's funny because he's right.
The first time I saw Tim Dillon 4 or 5yrs ago, he was doing a bit on the street in a costume(A perfect replica of Epstien's Island Temple)with a sign that said "Lost my job,need work,Great with children) Don't know if he's controlled opposition or not but certainly an absolute Legend.
No way this is his best rant ever, but it's a good one!
AirBnB rant is the best one.
The one with his alleged pedo aunt
My ceiling is going to look great in red, with a little pink and white speckled in
I'm just as free as I've ever been, and that will continue regardless of who is in power, what law says what, blah blah blah. It tickles me to see so many ready to bend their knee to the "inevitable".
You are a god. Don't be so modest.
I find it funny when people say oh they made us stay in our homes during the pandemic. No the door was open the whole time, you made yourself stay home because your mental enslavement made you comply with tyranny instead of thinking for yourself.
That's what so lacking in the world now - critical thought, its the product of a mass propagandized society.
Yes, it will be along those lines. Sad but we're seeing the beginning of it.. sitting in it.
Blink twice if Tim Dillon has you in a cage LOL
Yea mon. I love my cage mon.
You guys can sit here and laugh all you want, but it is already like this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The whole 3 hours was an epic rant
love your channel, keep them coming
The movie idiocracy is the most accurate description of what the future will be. Stupidity is incredibly dangerous and it is spreading with insane speed.
Low IQ people have more children than high IQ people.
Simply based on the length of time education takes, low iq people end up having kids in their teens and onwards. High iq wait til mid 30s (men), mid to late 20s for women.
German here and I can relate. It's not that we are north korea or china (yet) but slowy we are going down a path... if you watch discussions/talk shows from the 60s/70s here in Germany, there was a topic a the panel discussed it, some agreed, some disagreed but everyonecwas perfectly fine to say whatever he/she thinks. Today it feels like everyone knows what they "have to say" when a question is raised to a point where it feels wrong to say what you really think. When there is a moment broadcasted on tv where some steps 'out if line" the host and others point that out rigth away and the person gets isolated during the talk but once that clip is on TH-cam you see that many others actually agree while on TV it Looks like bo one would ever think think way/say such a thing.
Naturally, it's simple conditioning, that's exactly what we do to our *pets* when they step out of line. Of course when we step out of line we don't get sprayed with a water bottle, we lose our jobs or the money in our bank accounts or the police are called on us or maybe we just get flat-out locked up. Although I will admit it would seem we're all just about as neutered as our pets are, so most likely nothing will be done to retaliate against this.
Or will it? In situations like these it's up to you to see what can be done about your own problems while you still have the ability to solve them.
There is a lot to admire about the German people but sadly I think they will accept this totalitarianism system more readily than most as it seems to be a naturally conformist society.
I was clapping, laughing maniacally, tossing my head back 🤣👏
@PharoTalon huh?
@PharoTalon lol w/e, bye 👋
Bruh this isn't a rant, this is the most sincere prediction to what probably is gonna happen
Tim Dillon's rants is the new gen of George Carlin, change my mind,
2:57
Ronald Regan once said:
"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free."
Same guy also destroyed the lives and freedoms of most Americans 😂
Waow muh St Ronnie of the Amnesty boy do I love that lovable mush brained lil scamp
Incentivized mass illegal migration, began the destruction of the blue collar, filled the bureaucracy with neocons/PNAC who still haunt us to this day, began selling off pieces of the country and mortgaging our future, etc etc. Romney with charisma
This will happen, and is already happening. That I'm 100% certain of. 20 year timeline max too.
Everyone likes to think they're the special ones born into the most unique time period. In reality, shit will go on like it always has. Nothing will happen in 20 years or any other random time frame that hasn't happened before. Nations will rise and fall and people will go on living and struggling. There was never any promise of an easy or enjoyable life on this planet or anywhere else in the universe.
Dillon’s approach, while obviously comedic in presentation, is actually the most rational. He’s openly aware of the scam and calls it out in prescient fashion but isn’t delusional about the viability of reform or progress at this point. So you should live your life to the best of your ability.
So basically we’re headed towards a combo world of Hunger Games, The Matrix and Black Mirror
2:50 the realest shit. We'll be dead. And we got to live the best of it
It's up to us if we don't want this. Some people will need to be dealt with. If we band together, we control our future. Never thought I would say something like that in my lifetime, but it's true.
It's impossible to stand up against everything that's about happen. Because we would have to stand together as a people. And they've divided us up so well with their Race , Gender and Political Propoganda. We'll be to busy fighting amongst ourselves.. while they implement their Agendas.
You can be the muscle hopefully because you certainly won’t be the brains when we “band” together
“French vanilla! It’s your favorite.. - INSERT FUNNIEST SOUND EVER -!”
Even after 100x, that part makes me laugh every time 😂😂😂
YOU ARE CORRECT !!!!!!!! Best rant ever !!!!!!!. Talked to a McDonalds employee lately ? JFC monkies could do better. I dont eat that slop , but stopped for a soda one day . Holy Hell People are getting dumber and dumber.
They’re the only ones willing to work there.
12 month later.... Remember when you could do all that shit we can't now
He basically describes the World as it is today.
Man this sounds so accurate. It’s actually making me nervous.
we're all in the melting pot my friend. Can I recommend my friend's sister channel? This was an interesting 3hrs for me.
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Pretty good summary of my fears. Not the worst fears but some of them. There have been times when I felt that my greatest sin was bringing two beautiful children into this slowly unfolding nightmare.
stay strong my friend, I too have two children, they will be light in this dark world and will be bold...Take courage, I pray for you and your children...You can light even the smallest flashlight in the darkest night and the darkness will never consume the light.
@@paolafriedrick unfortunately darkness can physically overwhelm light
@@HbVki darkness will never overcome the light :)
You should be proud that you did. Things will be hard for them once SHTF, but they will adapt quickly and not even think twice about it. Us grownups tend to forget how well kids adapt to new situations, plus they have a whole different way of dealing with negative emotions. They will need your guidance and love and support, but the hardships they may experience will allow them to be well adjusted adults, and that generations attitudes and morals will be decisive on whether or not humanity has a future in an otherwise grim world.
@@HbVki overwhelm but not extinguish it
The ending of joes laugh at 0:26 makes me so uncomfortable for some reason 🤣🤣🤣 legendary episode
Tim must be protected at all costs.
This is hauntingly accurate.
It's been said so many times by so many but we are literally heading straight into the plot of Idiocracy
This guy was great...I laughed hard they the host Joe did...it also change my serious mind about politics and Washington..NOTHING IS SACRED ANYMORE !! 😳
They’re choking us so slowly that we’re starting not to notice.
The zombie mentality already came out during COVID. Everyone just followed orders! We're already there. Great commentary Timbo.
People already live this reality. Cameras on the home, able to track phones and cars.
When Tim describes the anti christ 😂
Having one headphone in at my shitty job listening to JRE is too good man. I remember laughing like a maniac to this.
It's started with 9/11. People giving up their privacy with the Patriot Act. That's all it takes, one major event.
This was suggested right after I watched RFK jrs speech!
Aaron Russo talked about this to Alex Jones, in 2006/2007. I remember the interview, in real time.
But, of course....the majority population still had their heads up their asses...talking about video games, TV shows, sports, lace front wigs, gay marriage, their favorite musician....or mediocre bullsh_t like, "George W. Bush is bad!" (...no shit. And they only did this AFTER it became "popular" or they were "allowed" to protest Bush. Unlike myself and others...who were considered anti-American).
We have really came full circle…
Anyone who's ACTUALLY watched most of Tim's pod knows this was a weak, average at best, rant. Don't @ me. Normies
Fake business and the Thanks Giving one are incredible.
Normies 🤓
@@sybergaus yes
Yeah I didnt think this was very memorable at all
Did you just seriously say normies lol??
Tim is truly unique.
100% wait til you get a traffic fine mailed to you because your car notified the police that you were speeding or you phone GPS or some shit. I’m 45 and I’m already tracked by my wife every fucking step of the day cause our family shares location. If I turn off location I’m a cheating scumbag. My goal is have enough money to throw my cell phone in the river. Not care about anybody shit
In Chicago we already have speeding and red light cameras, anybody with a car gets turned upside down for every last cent they have.
Yea , I use to live there before all that crap.
#cucked
So, fun fact. The amount of money it will cost to do that, is half of however much you have. Even cheaper with a prenup
@@patrick1714 are you supposed to be funny?
Listening to this again is wild. God bless this man and he's totally correct