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- The worst monsters are the ones we create. Watch the first official teaser for The Witcher, Season 1.
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The witcher Geralt, a mutated monster hunter, struggles to find his place in a world where people often prove more wicked than beasts.
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*You can't outrun destiny just because you're terrified of it
*
he told him that cuz he was playing too many side missions
underrated
Too much gwent
Lmao 🤣
best comment ever lmfao
Lmao brilliant 😂
2013: Man of Steel
2020: Man of Steel & Silver
2020? damn is that for sure?
[Facefull Void] December 16th!
@@facefullvoid7273 @Jake la Motta Dec 16 !
@@InjusticeJosh Dec 20 💪
[Eduard Lopez] Darn but I was close
One of the episodes needs to be Geralt helping an old woman find her pan
I have a small dick but, lol😂😂😂😂
Found the pan have ye????
@@rommycellz6129 Mine...? But mine were black with soot!
I'm sure there will be episodes such as those. Like supenatural , one episode completely out of the story , just to hunt a monster. But it should be fine i guess.
The big twist? ITS CLEAN!!!
I'd love to see how they tackle Geralt's 300+ pound inventory of dried fruits and swords.
Dan Threepwood
😂😂😂
Don´t forget the Pockets filled with just hands full of of plucked out Eyes, Brains and other various whole raw unwrapped Organs and about twenty gallons of Alkohest :´D
It’s on his horse of course
@@khed7104 Oh yes the Horse I almost forgot about the menagery of decapitated Monster Heads he carries with him ¯\ (ツ)/¯
@@khed7104 Yes en no. I'm pretty sure I could still enjoy a nice dried fruit snacky while Roach was ''learning to fly''' from a cliff.
Finally a Witcher that runs in my PC.
lmao
Ikr! broke down and bought it on xbox haha
lmfao same here buddy
He runs in your PC? bruh, your PC must be hella big for a 6'5 240 man to run around in it.
C S CD oooohh myyy god
“I remember hearing stories about witchers, is it true what they say?”
Geralt, Eskel and Lambert at Kaer Morhen: *get wasted and wear yen’s clothes*
Literally the wildest thing that happened in that game
@@jessievandermeer2783 I don't think you know how to use literally
But this series maker said it will be based on books , not games
Never read the books only played the games.
to summon bitches, might I add
They need to have a single 5 hours episode of Geralt moving from town to town playing gwent
and then losing all his money to get that one card he needs to have full collection
It should be like, a scene after each and every episode,
Just geralt playing Gwent everywhere
@@Kasilyn_S A post credit scene showing his downtime activity being all just Gwent.
With the Another Round for Everyone theme as the background music.
There was no gwent in the books guys...
"Chaos is Magic."
"Chaos is the most dangerous thing in this world."
Petyr Baelish: "Chaos is a ladder."
yeah well he died like a pussy he was xD
*gurgles through his slit throat* lol
@@joshuabalcombe4975 🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
So...magical ladder is the most dangerous thing in the world....
"So that's all life is to you? Monster and money?"
*reaches for gwent deck in pocket*
"No".
But Gwent involves money, so.... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Gwent runs in my bloodstream lmao😂😂
Lmao😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You forgot women
Wouldn't mind a few rounds of cards.
Villager: Some creature attacked me in the woods and took my son
Geralt: Gwent?
Villager nods
Tales Figueiredo
You can have more sons, but when again will an opportunity to play Gwent with fucking Geralt arise?
LMAO only true fans will understand that
LMAOOO
😂😂😂
Tales Figueiredo hey it’s unrelated but it would really really make my day if you’d checkout my 1st ever original song “April “ 😊
Doesn't feel right without slavic acoustic music blasting in the background
Ya it feels off and low budget
It's just the trailer music.. the show will use some of those creepy sounding slavic instruments for sure
Yeah hopefully it's a little better in the show. NIce Opeth picture by the way!
You're kidding? Nothing slavic? Almost entire mythology is slavic ... And the in-game music was on point, I hope they used some of it, Percival carried the most of it, music-wise ...
@olade kamel wHiTe PeOpLe DoNt HaVe A cUlTuRe!
I didn't expect it, but Henry Cavill was absolutely fantastic as Geralt. Season 2 please!
yes...so true
yes...so true
yes...so true
yes...so true
@@siddharthkandoria4979 yes...so true
I have an idea for the soundtrack. Something like:
Lei le le lei lei le le lei lei la-lei-la-lei la-lei la-lei
@@lukeuntld072v3 ...excuse me?
@@lukeuntld072v3 u are deaf arent u
Or Pam per ram.. Pam Pam per ram
i can hear this comment
banana tiger banana tiger
winter is over, witcher is coming
Upvote this person, now!
winter has been destroyed . witcher is next
I just HOPE to God that they redo the Nilfguardian plate because that shit is 1. Extremely stupid, and 2. Looks like a ballsack. If they dont, I'll still watch and just hope they dont have much screentime in that shit. Would hate to be one of the actors who had to dress up as the Emperors ballsacks on the battlefield.
@Nuby29 I feel like the trailer is just disappointing. Lot of random talking about chaos and children blah blah blah. Visually it looks great
Idiot winter is coming
most of the episodes are just him looting from houses
Wanna play some gwent?
Or killing random bandits/animals and selling all of their swords/pelts.
Don't talk like that it makes me wanna replay the game. What an epic epic epic game.
Has it come out?
@@emmanuelihuoma7311 nope they still havent had a release date for it
cant wait to hear the lelelelele song when he fight monsters
X MrMoSh You mean “Silver for Monsters”.
You a genius 🤣
Do you mean BANANA TIGER, BANANA TIGER?
You're not going to hear it.
@@ravenwda007 you ll
If roach doesn't get stuck in between trees and rocks I'm not watching this show
Right
There would've had been the possibility if the writer of the books didn't hate the games so much
or teleport
If the characters would totally look different from the books/games then I'm not watching *seeing Fringilla/Triss/Yennefer.......aaaand I'm not watching
If geralt doesn't break all his bones or just straight up die after falling off a 1.5 meter ledge, I won't watch as well!
If he doesn’t complain about how much he hates portals and teleporting at least once I’m gonna be so steamed
Yeah, Geralt Truly hates portals.
This comes from the books, so yeah, he will say it every time
He says that he hates portals in the first two books too, so if they ever teleport I'm sure he'll say it in the show too.
It's 100% not gonna happen.
@@Alex_1729 why
Looks like Vesemir trained him in the School of Gains
Came for the trailer, stayed for the comments
Same 😆
Same here too ;)
Same ahahah
Always😂
Netflix you need a proper soundtrack for this!!! There is like zero Slavic feeling in this :(
Neither do shots have slavic feeling. For example dryads look like some african tribe.
neither the games nor, especially, the books had "Slavic feeling" in anything other than the monsters
@@libenhagos9335 "neither the games" lol.
I fixed it - th-cam.com/video/cSqi-8kAMmM/w-d-xo.html
@@libenhagos9335 you don't know what you're talking about dude
If Geralt doesn't say "looks like rain" every time it rains in this show, i'm gonna delete my netflix account.
Looks like portals, I hate rain mmmm Drowners.
That's true hhhhhh
Winds howling
A storm, dammit.
Wanna play some Gwent?
Other Character:"You can't outrun destiny just because you're terrified of it"
Geralt:" Wanna play some gwent?"
I almost reported this for the danger of relating so much context between the two subjects.
The other character is Mousesack ;)
😂😂😂
@@Valibomba7 then it's a yes 😂😂
I NEED SEASON 2 RIGHT NOW!!!
is it good?
Arif Hakim Yes, like most people, I finished it in a day 😂
@@user-xd7vp3dk2n thank you
Arif Hakim You’re welcome and enjoy!
Same :/
Villager: My son is gone for weeks
Geralt: Wouldn't mind a few rounds of gwent
your comment format is shit.
Auxkom No it isn’t, made me laugh
Auxkom Your comment is shit
@@Smashman012 no u
*Takes several hours and defeats the pub... nay, the whole village*
[Season 1 Episode 1]
GERALT: I've Found your Goat
End Credits
*dinging stops*
Don't you mean her frying pan?
Lmao
Dont get it
Dimitri Brown play the game
Steel for humans
Silver for monsters
And unicorn for yennefer
Do you have a plan, Dutch?
Both swords are for monsters
С такой Йенифер единорог убежит. И не важно, что он чучело.
you forgot banana for tigers
Dutch why are you here
The amount of times he has to do a roll on the ground when fighting that spider should tell us if the show is on easy, normal, or hard.
I'm curious if he will do some, I assume it's not so easy to do in real life.
If you used roll to dodge, you were doing it wrong.
If he doesn't die to rats, he's clearly not playing Deathmarch with Upscaling
Only noobs used roll
@@tomekkowalski3791 It means real life is on hard level......or maybe it's on easy level. Who cares 😂😂😁😀
They should make an episode of Geralt finding an old woman's pan
It has sentimental values
You know it was Thaler who stole her pan I think.
Never taken a pan contract before.
Dunkey's favorite mission
Omg i love you lmao
Me paaan! Lmao
The only reason why Geralt didn't show up to fight against Thanos during the finale of Endgame was because it meant going through a portal.
Jacob Wilson ughh portals!
This is way too low because only true Witcher fans will get it ;_;
Jacob Wilson I wish I understood what you meant by this
''I hate portals''
@@bigboychris446 Geralt basically saw someone get chopped in half when portal suddenly closed on him in the books. Its easy to say he is not fond of portals xD
Netflix you should at least give the slavic vibe by music if you cant otherwise, would be more epic and different. We dont want the next GoT we want great Witcher serie!
I dont uderstand the slavic vive You talking bout, the northern kingdoms seem more like northern France and England that a pre catholic poland
kaiser it’s based on a polish book.
And?
Artorioos I think he forgot to turn on the volume when he was playing the game. 🙉
It is confirmed to have a slavic inspired soundtrack don't worry
Can't wait to see the episode where Geralt coaxes a goat back to its pen with a tiny bell.
Or decides to play a round of gwent and lose everything in the middle of a wedding.
Oh you mean Princess
@@anuragbapat2222 finished the game 4 times, but i didnt know this
Lines Geralt must say...
"Move it Roach!"
"Damn you're ugly."
"Let me see your wares."
"Winds howling."
How do you like that silver
i read them all with geralt´s voice
How long are you gonna make me wait?
That stench
Storm damn it
If I don't hear the lines:
"Damn, you're ugly"
"Place of power, gotta be"
"How do you like that silver"
I will anally terminate you all
Or "what now you piece of filth!"
What about " i hate portals"
"Whoa slow down"
The wind is howling
Nice tune...
1:43 A few too many potions. I know the feeling! Appears to be at 120% toxicity.
When you drink so many healing potions that you start taking damage instead. The struggle
too true
@@Aati_Gumer When the potion seller was right and you indeed can't handle his potions.
@@Aati_Gumer
When you make a potion build and toxicity just makes you stronger.
The potion that lets him see in the dark turns his eyes black
who came here after watching whole series?
Rakshak BM me xD
is it good? I know nothing about Witcher. I'm a Middle Earth fan btw
NuriTheFury it’s pretty good
@@nurithegolden5755 yea its good
@@nurithegolden5755 its good, but be prepared for A full Non-Linear storytelling with Bombshells later on
The real question is, will there be an episode of just gwent
if there isn't we should boycott the whole series
Well in the books they played together with dwarves sooo
Gwent or Riot!
@@PanMaselko00 gwent in the books? lol nope
@@PanMaselko00 that wasn't gwent though right?
By the end of the season Geralt must have 600000 crowns and still complain Witchers are poor
After paying the Runewright, he'll be poor again!
How to make 20 seasons show.
Fill in with tonnes of side quest and herbs picking plot.
Vince Wind they could do something akin to supernatural. Different monster hunt each episode as the plot builds to major story points. It could go on long easily if they take care.
I mean, it's like every shot of the trailer is directly from one of the original short stories so yeah, you could call it that. Or you could call it stickig to the source material. Which it clearly is.
It wont last 20 episodes...lol
don't forget gwent.
Vince Wind o
I love you
Everyone, notice how this is on a new youtube channel specifically for The Witcher, rather than the main Netflix channel. I guess they requested YT to transfer the original video to the new channel, but I guess the comments couldn't be saved, or at least aren't available atm.
Finally a logical response
Yeaa
What? My comment from 2 years ago is here.
Cavil: How much should I bulk up for this role?
Netflix: Yes.
no
@@balakriss Netflix: How much protein do you need?
Cavil: I need all protein.
Meme is already overused. Just stop...
that’s steroids actually lmao
Geralt brew a potion, but it turned out to be a protein ... Again
"This world doesn't need a hero, it needs a professional."
Drew U I’m literally making that quote my background.
Quote from w3. Accurate, i give u that
Drew U Where is that from?
@@hjortejeger4881 One of the Witcher 3 game teasers
Ironic. As flashforwards in seventh book show, people in future remember Geralt as a legendary hero.
Can’t wait to hear the guards sing “PAM PA RAM”
Pam pa ram pa - I love it from the Polish old film comedies. Perhaps the author of "The Witcher" , Andrzej Sapkowski (after all, the Polish man), loved it too. Or"Witcher" game makers from Warsaw.
th-cam.com/video/mEhhuyjq2Yo/w-d-xo.html
if he isnt dodging and rolling 90% of the fight scenes, its wack.
For sure!
In the books he uses pirouettes and practically never rolls. That was a stylistic and gameplay choice in TW3, since the show is based on the books, I expect to see much more realistic, HEMA style of fighting.
@@2005OEFArmy Expect to likely be disappointed in that regard. I doubt the writers cared enough to get in-depth with the sword fighting choreography.
And without 18+ screen. This is wack :))
@@2005OEFArmy Who reads books anyway?.. we play games..that all matters.
There better be at least 3 episodes of high stakes gwent
Lu probably not. Gwent was made up for Witcher 3. It wasn’t ever in the books
@@corbinfreeman6607 it was in the books, but it was dwarven card game - definitely not like in the game ;)
Poopy Butthole yeah I know it was a joke
Crossover episode with Yugioh
When does the come out
"the worst monsters are the ones we create". Yes Netflix, after seeing death note, yes.
Yeah those quotes ruined the trailer for me...
Bʟᴀᴄᴋᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ 88 nah u tripping stranger things was great
Death note is better than the original .you're a stupid anime's fan
Can we at least agree they're better than the super Mario movie..... I know that's a low bar but can we not be positive?
Rather ironic isn't it ?
“Master Witcher! My daughter has been kidnapped! Please help me!”
“Hankering for a game of cards. Gwent, specifically.”
*smiles and nods*
Happy Geralt Noises
The real question is, can I run it on my tv?
underated comment ^_^
lol good one
No, you can't because it's cinematic tv series.
Maybe a tv from 2077 will be capable 😜
No you can't
His name was Geralt from the Gym and he was a bodybuilder.
from Bodymania :))
Wanna hear a limerick? Wesker, Wesker--what a prick.
look at my name
@@metacopy Nah Geralts supposed to be bulky and shredded, Bear school guys got more of a strongman build
He was what I imagined Rhaegar Targaryen would look like
YES
Jimin Sauce exactly
True af
Totally agree
Expect Rhaegar would be less bulky/stocky.
Please fix roach on this series or we will never get past the pilot.
HAHAHA
That moment when the actor is more buffed than his animated version lol
Well,he is younger so...
@@yasiromar888 he'll always be younger 😂
I mean Geralt was never this buff in the books either. Henry went the Letho route.
This was amazing! I hope you are having a great day!!!
If you can watch my first short that would be amazing! it took me 6 months!
But if not, thats cool too, Have a good day! :D
Я русский
He better say "Fine" whenever he agrees to anything...
Zaraza...
@@Fabi_87 I'd die if he said both 😆
@@Fabi_87 or when he has to tell advice: "Did you ever tell your grandma to not suck eggs?"
@@lordz00 i can hear your comment
or damn you ugly whenever he find a water hag
Netflix, I am still waiting Geralt to eat raw fish and drinking raspberry juice while fighting that last monster.
LMAO! Underrated comment. You deserve more likes!
The best comment here! I have eaten a chicken and drunk water fighting the griffin! :D
i want geralt in a field of dead cows fighting a god-like fiend
@@LumiIT eating chicken in front of a bird monster is definitely a power move
hes gonna eat hamburger and drink coke probably
Yennefer is so fascinating... I cannot wait to see where her story take her.. .
Looks nice, but it could be better with some slavic folk music.
They don't fucking care about you and they hate CDPR
@@CrowofYharnam sjw mad?😂😂😂
SJW took over NETFLIX. Only cucks work there.
@@CrowofYharnam chill dude jeez😂😂
This was more of a trailer to grab new audiences whos never heard of the Witcher which they did very well I'm 100% sure next trailer will have some Jaskier and show OST
Geralt will be drinkin' Protein Shakes instead of Potions
Potion seller, I am going into battle and I want only your strongest potions
It’s common witcher’s diet, protein shake, chicken breast, egg whites, some veggies
Witcher potions are basically poison mixed with alchohol. I really hope they don't glance over that.
@@deniskim4673 don't forget about steroids of course
@@SaNyanMan Calate Pendejo
They did something to Geralt's face, he looks like Superman
you mean superboy
lol
CC K, why do you keep posting the Henry has a baby face and looks like Superboy? He’s very manly looking, not at all a baby face. Smdh
Well.. He does look like a boy. ^^
HMMMMM
@@jbgood75 He's a pretty boy, not a slavic monster killer.
-Chaos is the Most Dangerous thing in this world
Petyr Baelish: "No, it's a laddah"
No, it’s a pit
Bran: no it’s a ramp
this like comment its like plauge, sick and disgusting tbh. Who invented them, some emo kid ?
@Johnny Bravo the monologue is not in the books,its D&D
Its like a Baht Outta Hell!
I hope there is a scene where the tv show can’t decide a choice so the characters stand still for a few minutes.
It's not a movie. It's a TV show.
GuildMaster really? I didn’t notice, did anyone else notice it’s a tv show?
@@joshmcelhaney4750 Also. One more thing before end this. You're the kind of person I'd use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
@@guildmaster124 lol
@@guildmaster124 You're the kind of guy I invite at parties so I appear more funny.
Henry Cavill
2013 : Man of Steel
2019: Steel for Men
haha underated
Every episode will be of Geralt playing gwent instead of doing whatever he is supposed to do
x999
,,,🤣🤣🤣 I love this game
Doing side quests instead of concentrating on main quest
@@youssefhanyomar8925 "Gotta find Ciri....AFTER I get all the cards"
Mirrez Music u have to collect em all
He really didnt kept an eye on his toxicity meter
He's running an alchemy build
@@redsea1234 I call it:"Geralt mixed cocaine, meth and crack"
Tutorial screen:
Geralt ingested some PCP.
He can now travel through windows.
If Geralt dosent overdose on Wyvern Decoction and thunderbolt to become the ultimate glass cannon Im gonna riot
@@sernoddicusthegallant6986 i can see Geralt litterally start sniffing miles of cocaine before fighting a monster
Dear Netflix I want 1 Epsiode of geralt doing side missons,
like the one where he searched the frying pan
Wtf 1k likes, thank you. Don't realy know how to put it in english sentences :D
I think it's a movie bud, looks like it's going to be a speed run.
Like Supernatural 😂
it's based on the books
@@Homievegetable pff books shmooks
Found the pan have Ye?
I can tell there's going to be a lot of seasons cause of the side quests.
Plus collecting all the trophies will take a couple of seasons
Can't wait to see Geralt steal items directly from people's homes while they watch!
@food wich the guard should have been the witcheer smh
What about him lighting candles when he actually tries to open a chest?
You guys are lame. I can't wait for Roach. Our teleporting demon horse.
"W-What are you doing?"
Geralt: "How about a round of gwent?"
*first line of the first episode right here boys*
*Nod*
Fun fact: these 2 minutes will all be in 1 episode where the rest of the episodes will all be him playing gwent
Fun fact: Gwent never took place in books.
@@gustaw3205 Actually gwent was mentioned in the books. In _Baptism of Fire_ it's mentioned that some dwarves played a card game "gwint". However, there's no description of rules or anything like that.
At first I hated the whole casting and thought this thing would tank. It’s incredible just how much they proved me wrong.
Yes I think that is what they were trying hard to do - Not let you down.
Yeah, same, also i was playing the 3rd game when the teaser came out. So my expectations were low, but seeing how it turned out it makes me happy. I was planning to not watch it first but then my "Non witcher" friend told me how good it was. I was skeptical because he didn't know shit about "witcher" but i was like okay , "1 episode if its good then sure if not then bye" fortunately it was good. it also does a good job of introducing the series to newbies.
Looks like Geralt has been brewing those steroid potions again.
Could have been a bottle of Full Moon for boosting vitality and Maribor Forest for increased endurance
I think he's working out with Letho.
Looks like potions didn't help the witches to become beautiful after all.
I think it's Letho in a wig
да
- “You can’t outrun destiny just because you’re terrified of it. It’s coming”
Geralt: “Ever played Gwent?”
*Nods awkwardly*
*Grunt*
Villager: Monsters, need help!!
Geralt of Rivia:
Gwent ?
Oh yes. Please let there be Gwent references.
@@nattcanning1751 there will be for the game fans but Gwent isn't in the books
Herbs schmerbs how about a round of gwent?
*nod silently*
I hate Gwent
More than likely cuz I don’t understand it:/
I better see the horse get stuck behind a fence atleast one time or it’s not cannon
If Geralt says "Winds howling" while walking on the edge of a cliff. My life would be complete
Or it's raining at a whole episode, and at the end he says: looks like rain.😂
"The wind is howling" is too complex for Geralt, it's "Wind's howling"
@@justindavis2024 Exactly.
YESSS
@@justindavis2024 thanks for the right grammar
Finally Geralt found the ingredients to craft those protein shakes.
Thanks for the good laugh! XD
lolololol
Lauhg
HAHAHHAHAHA DUDE
perhaps a li´lle more potent potions than just protein crafting ;);)
In 1077, they voted my city the worst place to live in Temeria.
Sky high rate of monsters
And many people living in poverty than anywhere else
I respect you all !!!!
It's a city of memes.
*And I'm a big memer.*
I'm laughing way too hard at this
Thumbs up on who watched the whole series for fricken 8hrs straight and repeat til next season...
Cherry Robins ayyy
Yuuup, solid show. Only a few minor gripes and one major one. Not once did Geralt accidentally ignite or extinguish instead of dialogue. 1/10 will watch again
With these muscles Geralt does not need a sword. He will hug monsters to death.
Он больше напоминает мистера вселенную(уот так уот) нежели Геральта 😂
@@sahaakhiyat3703 Абсолютли!
They look terrible
@@D-Dova YOU LOOK TERRIBLE!
@@iloveporkandchicken4718 They look great but very impractical for an agility-based sword fighter. Geralt was lean and mean in the books.
Villagers: "Look...it's Geralt of rivia, master Witcher, butcher of Blaviken, the white wolf....."
Geralt: **Jumps down flight of stairs** *dies instantly*
LUL
That fall damage is worse than any higher vampire
th-cam.com/video/qv7OZUHnTYQ/w-d-xo.html I'll just umh...leave this here
grandayy will get new meme formats
Hahah so true
I cant wait till he farms cows for leather only to face gods horrid deathclaw cow hybrid
Fiend*
Can't farm more than 3 iirc
Just saw that video the other day! Too funny.
@@rx-0862 Chort*
Did this happen to a lot of people? When I played I never bothered the cows.
TRISS: So that's all life is to you... monsters and money?
GERALT: Care for a round of Gwent?
TRISS: (*nods*)
@Mackenzie Kurtz-Marshall yhm
yes she is, Triss Merigold the SJW version
I think you guys are missing the joke here
AdamBee It is Triss. You can look it up yourself. It‘s the same bullshit they did with Death Note; turning L black and now Yennefer into someone from the middle-east.
Henry: How big do you want me to be?
Netflix: Yes
its kinda funny given geralt isnt as big as he is in the book, but ok its fine.
Every time I see this meme, I read the "Yes" in David Kaye's voice.
@@ufuk5872 little sad j he dosent have the cat eyes.
@@ufuk5872 go and shove the book up your butt...we want him to look like the game
@@m3lmm9ry12 Says you
Had to come back to this after watching both the seasons. How far this series has come.....absolutely wonderful! 🔥❤
I was hoping the trailer would feature him saying that he hates portals
I was hoping it would feature him saying something
Jesse2077 😂😂making little details in the game be included in the show could be great😂😂
DaVinci 3
He does say something
And then Deadpool walks in dressed as a lawyer with Gabe Newell and threatens to file a lawsuit.
@@themage1016 he says it in the books too
Geralt went to the gym instead of Kaer Morhen
Africans in slavic countries? Did Netflix just fucking did it again? Fuck, I am so tired of this retarded political propaganda. Why can't those fuckwits keep politics away from art. Brainwashers
Or maybe he put some anabolics in his potions...
@@dani3po maybe thats what "elixirs" is code for, that and amphetamines , lol
Obi-Wan Kenobi KENOBIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! *Maul Voice
These are truly the end days and everything we see is predicted by the bible, glory to the holy father, and truly each and everything occultists push is about glorifying Satan, demons and witches. We`re back in the middle ages as it seems. The bible has nothing to do with astrology or churches, the holy ghost is real and Christ, the son of God, gives eternal life, only he, but the strong dilusion and the wickedness of the people as in the days of Noah is all there.
"Wouldn't mind taking a look at your stock."
Brian Benedictus ”Show me what you're peddling”
"Farewell."
How about a round of gwent? *nods*
SHOW ME YOUR WARES
Winds howling...
So is this what The Witcher looks like with GeForce RTX turned on?
Is it going to show him helping a villager and then taking everything they own?
That what they do not expect*
Is it gonna show peasants trying to shortchange him after an agreed price for saving their ass?
Or are they gonna show him trying to open a chest, but instead accidentally keeps blowing out and reigniting a candle
@@SystemFan20 The horror was real :(
Omg I laughed out loud
Every episode
Geralt: How about gwent?
Character: nodding in agreement
Nope if will be poker dice
i would pays MONEY for that
It’s in the Witcher the second game
Sadly gwent was not in the books and since this show will follow the story of the books, I don't think we will get to see them playing gwent. Dang.
"Nodding in agreement" 😂😂😂😁
Production team: You need to lose some muscle for the suit!
Henry Cavill: ...
sry but i don't get it
Henry Cavill: *bulges more*
All I can do wathcing this is laugh and cry: Kurwa! Kurwa!
@@HerkulesPlays the joke is that there is no reason for him to slim down cause he looks great as Geralt either way, but especially with muscle. Now that I explained it, I don't really think I explained it well... basically Henry looks great and imagine him all puffed out staring down the producers in his geralt costume saying "I wish a nigga would" without actually saying that
If you think thats real thats hilarious
@@HerkulesPlays Geralt isn't supposed to be that swole. His fighting style in the books is based on agility and "dance-like sword swings". Muscles that big don't fit the character properly.
That's just one thing wrong with this adaptation of The Witcher
I wonder if he will mention the Lilac and Gooseberries when they introduce Yennefer
Please please please or it won't feel real aaah
Actually the actress of Yennefer had the Lilac and Gooseberries perfum to act like her, so yeah, sure they will do it.
Good news everybody!
HE ACTUALLY DID!!!!!!!!
he didddd
_Wind's howling._
breadhenge looks like rain.
So tell me...how'd it go with this healer?
Not your lucky day.
Grand those swords, but i prefer me trusty axe
How you like that silver?
I didn't see any scenes of Geralt helping Trollololo the rock troll paint his fort. 3/10.
It's because he took one look at the troll and realized he was a much better painter than Geralt could ever be.
3.6 not great not terrible
Alex Diviney it’s because the don’t want to show the best scenes in the teaser
Not my favorite troll. I'd much prefer to hear the words "Turdy Dump" somewhere in this script.
@@adamherman1581 When you're trying to figure out what to watch after you finish Chernobyl
Geralt will die when he jumps from a 6 feet ledge during the first episode
Yaaas
He''ll just have roll when he lands.
Not if he remembers to press jump when landing to roll like the game teaches him in the tutorial.
Not with mods, PC masterrace
@@goassnmane Lmao right? I remember the tutorial race with ciri and thinking I'd just jump down. Sat there for a second after dying and thinking, yeah there's probably a mod to fix that.
The earth is 4.5 billion years old and I am lucky enough to be alive at the same time as Witcher
0:47 I guess Geralt went to the gym. Like every day in the last 15 years
John Doe drugs meeen
Have you forgot about the secret witcher's elixirs?
I am starting to thing that Henry Cavil is the actual reason Batman v Superman flopped... 😂
With his gym pal Letho.
He drank Steroidas, made from troll testicles and giant nipples
This series could be good or bad but if Geralt says "I hate portals" I will be complete
AFAIR (been a while); that part is book canon. So good chances, I would say.
Or better yet how he came to loath portals.
Yes
He'll say that, and how much he hates beards
Well, it looks like they adapted Last Wish shorts story, where he firstly says something like that, so...)
Next on Netflix: Henry Cavill lighting candles, while trying to open a chest.
Oh god, I didn't mean to steal that please stop pummeling me!
you buy tons of likes..good job! but your movie will suck..why? this actor is pretty gay...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This comment made me laugh so hard! 😂
Can't wait for him to run around with 20 swords and 10 armors trying to find enough merchants to sell all that shit.
who is here after showing the first season
Started and finished the whole first season before you commented
Villager: Help! Bandits coming!
Geralt: Care for a round of Gwent?
Tech Ride I want to see him pull out his gwent deck post battle!
Nods
We all did it .
Nods
I wonder if Henry will roll endlessly to avoid the monsters
Dodge gang ftw
@@ryanr3357 DODGE GANG RISE UP
i dodge while going to sleep