I saw him live in Houston and the next day, my chest was sore. He's great. Best comedian in my book. You should see him some more. He actually gets more jokes as time goes on.
Yea, I'm a big traveller I have my business... I have my own global enterprise I gotta check on ya know driving on the Autobahn cuz I keep a fleet of sports cars over in Zurich and I got this Swiss account that I gotta go there and check it MOUNT KILIMANJARO expedition might have to cancel that ya know RUNWAYS in Aspen are a lot shorter the first time you go in there luvluvluh Pacific rim company we're gonna try to take that over lublublah UBLUBLAH GLOBAL ENTERPRISE AHBLUHBLUHBLUH RUH RUH RAAAH RAAAAAH RAAAAAAAAAH
This is one of the best ever...why? Because the world is chocked FULL of these pompous loudmouth people rambling on and on about THEM! I know so many of them.
Four wisdom tooth guy, "That aint nothin." I hate that guy. That guy also does; "Four cylinders? I bored out a 6 barell." And, "12 gauge pump? I bought a 10 gauge auto." "230? You only bench 265?? 10 times." "110? I installed 220." "Single Malt? I got the Double Malt Scotch." "A Doberman? I have a half Pit Bull half Grizzly Bear." "A Queen size? I got a Select Comfort Sealy Serta California King with the Duel Temperature Quade Series with the Hydro-Infused de-humidifier/Air Purifier Lavander-Vanilla-Scented Artificial Intelligence Modified Boss Series Bed with the built-in acupressure massage feature."
I'm pretty good at the try not to laugh contests. Until Brian Regan comes on. He's almost the perfect comedian. He tickles my funny bone in a way few can.
Man, Brian if you are reading this? Try reading Yurtle the Turtle by Dr. Seuss. I was a two wisdom "toof" person back in 1976, I felt the bite of the Me monster man... rock on!
I had 4 wisdom teeth pulled. They had to leave the 5th one in though because it was attached to the skull. The bottom teeth each had 3 roots and the top teeth each had 4 roots.
I feel your pain, Brian. I needed a wisdom tooth pulled and I begged the Doctor to pull them all at once, so I would have a 4 wisdom tooth story. He said, "No, no, I only do two at once, just in case complications..." Blah blah blah, I wasn't listening, something about maxillary and mandibular. Typical dentist story: a happy ending, preceded by eternal minutes of the Doctor's knee on my chest and me wondering what life will be like without a lower jaw.
I'm appreciating Brian Regan more and more as of late. I actually think he's up there right behind Chappelle and Burr. Please save your comments about Colin
The game of one-up-manship is super important to some people. It's very annoying - because you're basically held hostage while listening to an insecure person babble on about things that don't matter at all. Best way to handle this is to look at your phone, and then, in a totally matter-of-fact, serious way, say something ridiculous like, "Christ, my gravy shipment arrived! I've got to get home and fire up the hot tub." And then leave, immediately. Everyone will be wondering about you - and won't remember a single thing the other guy said.
Are the Thumbs Down visitors hired purposefully to add some statistical doubt unto the likeability of Brian Regan? To make the numbers legit? My deal: 100% like and thumbs up and all. Q: Are Dislikers a necessary base to propel popularity these days? Cue: Sex and the City theme song. Carrie asks, "There are invisible cities under my Prada shoes. Are they the trolls?" 👠🥱
I actually had one of my teeth pulled out with pliers when i was younger. You know when it is so close to dropping out but it just wont? I got so annoyed with it not coming out (Of course those were they days of the "Tooth fairy" I didn't believe in it i just wanted free money for an otherwise painful experience) that i asked my Technician dad to pull it out. And he picked up a pair of pliers and i went, oh thats a story to tell and endured it. (Was that an Me-Monster story? It is true though)
1 Wisdom tooth at a time is the way to go. Then call the dentist at 4:45 Friday afternoon and say oh man it really hurts. Can I come in and have you take a look? Guarantee the dentist says "F that just go to the pharmacy and pick up some more viciodin." oh for reals? OK I'll just do that then
i love Brian Regan, His facial expressions are priceless and his timing is perfect!
Brian is the single best observational comedian in my book.
I never get tired of that bit.
I've seen him live 3 times and he's so funny that you laugh hard enough to not be able to breathe.
I saw him live in Houston and the next day, my chest was sore. He's great. Best comedian in my book. You should see him some more. He actually gets more jokes as time goes on.
I've seen him four times. 😁
@@brogcooper25 I saw him on the Moon.
@@Shrimp_Insurance oh the irony...
"I was a warthog", "Let Marco Polo speak." Two best lines. Brian is awesome.
Regan is the best. Even if he never walked on the moon.
This is one of the best bits ever.
that's so true about wisdom tooth stories
I love you Brian, seriously, you're among the best!
lol for some reason he's REALLY good at the chip-dip pantomime!
Right! Glad someone said it!
#1 Comedian. What a talent. National Treasure.
i'm crying , love his routines
Love when he gets into the child-like talk. Slays me everytime.
What’s so funny is his comedy is so relatable. I know we all know more than one or two narcissists that always have to have the floor don’t we? 😝
@@sunnydaze2359 9 wisdom teeth lol
I cry every time I listen to his comedies... Their just too funny!!!!!!!!!! Tears of laughter. Who knew?
They’re*
brian regan is classic...hilarious
Love this guy
His comedy is absolutely hilarious 😅
Oh my gosh! This guy is my all time favourite comic. Side splitting! Give you a brain aneurysm!
"pin the blue ribbon upon his chest" too funny
Funny!😂 So true about people loving to talk about themselves. 😂
fucking hate ME monsters.
spot on Brain.
Ohmygawd Brian regan is the best comedian on this planet
"I too was worried about our speed until i remembered, wait we're the only ones on the moon."
He has no idea how right he is.
That me monster is a beast!
Now here's a guy who spent his whole childhood wanting to tell people to piss off. But he kept that in -- until now!!!
The greatest comedy bit of all time.
Yea, I'm a big traveller I have my business... I have my own global enterprise I gotta check on ya know driving on the Autobahn cuz I keep a fleet of sports cars over in Zurich and I got this Swiss account that I gotta go there and check it MOUNT KILIMANJARO expedition might have to cancel that ya know RUNWAYS in Aspen are a lot shorter the first time you go in there luvluvluh Pacific rim company we're gonna try to take that over lublublah UBLUBLAH GLOBAL ENTERPRISE AHBLUHBLUHBLUH RUH RUH RAAAH RAAAAAH RAAAAAAAAAH
What’s your point?
@@dancindavey1515 that it's a brilliant piece of comedy writing. Typing it out allows those interested to dissect it into their own meaning
thanks for posting the script
I W A L K E D O N T H E M O O N
@@drmeatball711 I posted 5 years ago when it was cool to parrot the video in the comments. I'm a fucking pioneer
Not a single curse word!!!!!
I know right! Sucks fukkin donkey balls!
WE KNOW WE WATCHED IT.
Still funny though.
Holy fuck, you’re right!
This is so brilliant 😂
Always great!
tears running down my face ... hope no one's looking
08shortstop that nothing .once i had tears rolling down my body ..
HALT WITH YOUR TWO WISDOM TOOTH TALE!!!!
I got two out today, now I know I can never tell anyone about it
thanks for posting this is awesome!!!! :)
How badass Neil Armstrong must have felt at the moonwalkers annual dinner party.
I so would love to be at thanksgiving with the Regan brothers.
I have a friend exactly like that. If you tossed a pebble in a mud hole, he threw a boulder into the ocean.
I imagined a lawyer with a pony tail as the Me Monster
supremely underrated
Next person to talk about racing $100,000 BMW's on the AutoBahn, I'm not going to anymore dinners. Brian speaks the truth.
Hey, I got a shout-out.
The arms of Orion, thats where I want to be!
I walked on the moon.
Anti SepticEye thats nothing .
Once i walked on the sun
gotohell that’s nothing. I walked on earth.
GENIUS
This is one of the best ever...why? Because the world is chocked FULL of these pompous loudmouth people rambling on and on about THEM! I know so many of them.
I had one pulled 5 days ago and am still in tramendous pain. It took 2 hours. I wouldnt want to imagine what 2 feels like.
I walked on the moon!
Halt with your one-wisdom-tooth story.
I know lots of those ME ME I ME people.. That made me laugh pretty hard.. Especially when I was showing the video to someone it related to totally.
The best!
Hilarious. I love Brian.
That is true, I don't see how, 'I've driven a rover on the moon' could be topped by any other story.
I've driven a rover on the moon while having my wisdom teeth pulled
Well, more people have walked on the moon than have been at the bottom of the ocean. So. There you go. That’s how you top a moon driving story.
Whatever he is pretending to eat is making me really hungry 😂
Four wisdom tooth guy, "That aint nothin." I hate that guy. That guy also does; "Four cylinders? I bored out a 6 barell." And, "12 gauge pump? I bought a 10 gauge auto." "230? You only bench 265?? 10 times." "110? I installed 220." "Single Malt? I got the Double Malt Scotch." "A Doberman? I have a half Pit Bull half Grizzly Bear." "A Queen size? I got a Select Comfort Sealy Serta California King with the Duel Temperature Quade Series with the Hydro-Infused de-humidifier/Air Purifier Lavander-Vanilla-Scented Artificial Intelligence Modified Boss Series Bed with the built-in acupressure massage feature."
I'm pretty good at the try not to laugh contests. Until Brian Regan comes on. He's almost the perfect comedian. He tickles my funny bone in a way few can.
watching in 2013 :D, i love this guy lmaooo
xD 'HALT! HALT WITH YOUR TWO WISDOM TOOTH TALE!' xD
Brilliant
He was in Omaha Oct 2020 and i didnt know it. Very funny guy
Man, Brian if you are reading this? Try reading Yurtle the Turtle by Dr. Seuss. I was a two wisdom "toof" person back in 1976, I felt the bite of the Me monster man... rock on!
Come TO Winnipeg!
Just had 1 wisdom tooth out today and I had to see this. I must never speak of it. This doesn't count.
I had 2
@@louierubio I had 7 pulled. Was eating corn on the cob that afternoon.
I had 4 wisdom teeth pulled. They had to leave the 5th one in though because it was attached to the skull. The bottom teeth each had 3 roots and the top teeth each had 4 roots.
I feel your pain, Brian. I needed a wisdom tooth pulled and I begged the Doctor to pull them all at once, so I would have a 4 wisdom tooth story. He said, "No, no, I only do two at once, just in case complications..." Blah blah blah, I wasn't listening, something about maxillary and mandibular. Typical dentist story: a happy ending, preceded by eternal minutes of the Doctor's knee on my chest and me wondering what life will be like without a lower jaw.
Now I feel like an assh*le, I've shared my 19 teeth pulling story a few times, with just novacaine lolol
Caution: DO NOT listen to Brian with coffee in your mouth! Jus sayin...
I'm appreciating Brian Regan more and more as of late. I actually think he's up there right behind Chappelle and Burr. Please save your comments about Colin
He’s much more funny than Burr.
@@angusmullins511 And Chappelle
Like a boss!
There were 8 Me-Monsters that watched this video, apparently...
Cameron Cowles Now 31 Me Monsters Wot?!
@@priestesspersephone9266 33 now.
As long as this comment has more likes than the video has dislikes, I'm happy.
And it's 54 now.
How was this 10 ! years ago ??.. ugh...
Ooooo, dainty pinkie!
At the end it really looked like he was eating!
Dueling banjos....in story form.
The game of one-up-manship is super important to some people. It's very annoying - because you're basically held hostage while listening to an insecure person babble on about things that don't matter at all. Best way to handle this is to look at your phone, and then, in a totally matter-of-fact, serious way, say something ridiculous like, "Christ, my gravy shipment arrived! I've got to get home and fire up the hot tub." And then leave, immediately. Everyone will be wondering about you - and won't remember a single thing the other guy said.
That’s perfect. Mind if I steal that?
you know what my name is Brian too meee meee me me me aghhhaaaa!!
True story - I only had 2 wisdom teeth taken out BUT they were actually taken out by pliers where the dentist had to climb on my chair for leverage.
He made me want to eat buffalo wings with ranch with that last bit
genius.
This is the best thing ever
Oh crap. I've def. one-upped the wisdom tooth story. >_<
I WAS A WARTHOG
C'mon, me monster. You can dislike the video, but *chews his food* we walked on the moon.
Take luck!
My ex wife turned every parent/teacher meeting into a "ME" session.
I'd look around and watch them going.. 🙄🤦
Wait, we're the only ones on the moon.
MEEEEEEEEEE
as someone who had four sideways, impacted wisdom teeth removed, I can confirm that those 'two wisdom teeth' peasants have nothing on me
Alfred F. Jones Same 😂
Are the Thumbs Down visitors hired purposefully to add some statistical doubt unto the likeability of Brian Regan? To make the numbers legit?
My deal: 100% like and thumbs up and all.
Q: Are Dislikers a necessary base to propel popularity these days?
Cue: Sex and the City theme song.
Carrie asks, "There are invisible cities under my Prada shoes. Are they the trolls?" 👠🥱
Global enterprise ArngARRRRRGGGGGARRRRRRR!
(I believe those are his words. I hope I've crystalized them for you)
I actually had one of my teeth pulled out with pliers when i was younger.
You know when it is so close to dropping out but it just wont? I got so annoyed with it not coming out (Of course those were they days of the "Tooth fairy" I didn't believe in it i just wanted free money for an otherwise painful experience) that i asked my Technician dad to pull it out. And he picked up a pair of pliers and i went, oh thats a story to tell and endured it.
(Was that an Me-Monster story? It is true though)
Using this for a talent show XD
errr, yeah they did expect it; they were hankering after it even before the ZF-c
As of right now, 52 somehow-self-aware Me-Monsters have disliked this video.
the ME-MONSTER disliked the video. ME MY MEMEMMEE has also just became a meme :3
Who filmed the moon landing?
9 wisdom teeth pulled 🤣
i hate when theres a response in the top comments and i have to search 30 minutes for the original conversations
1 Wisdom tooth at a time is the way to go. Then call the dentist at 4:45 Friday afternoon and say oh man it really hurts. Can I come in and have you take a look? Guarantee the dentist says "F that just go to the pharmacy and pick up some more viciodin." oh for reals? OK I'll just do that then
Me, Meee, MEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
this is funny
i had six wisdom teeth....... no joke.. 2 of which were impacted...
Wyatt Newcomb thats nothing
I had 8 pulled out and then 36 more
so funny
this guy is hysterical. He seems like a funnier, more sane jim carrey
ME!