Mass Effect 3: Sur'Kesh. DON'T TOUCH THAT!

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ความคิดเห็น • 64

  • @DarthUchiha91
    @DarthUchiha91 11 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    'Can't touch this ' by MC Salarian.

  • @yalcngundogdu8639
    @yalcngundogdu8639 8 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    i expected Critical mission failure

    • @ladyselin35
      @ladyselin35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @DanRage47 you mod it wrong then.as soon as they turned hostile Wrex shouldve eaten them

  • @regiman222
    @regiman222 10 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    If he'd told us from the start it was a faeces analyser most would've stopped touching it. I kept touching it to either see if it did anything or find out what it was so stopped after that.

    • @mhasemore
      @mhasemore 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Funny, that made me want to touch it MORE.

    • @redhawkmillenium
      @redhawkmillenium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I don't believe it's a feces analyzer

    • @trveheimer6360
      @trveheimer6360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@redhawkmillenium he said that to stop shep from touching that

  • @poligon333
    @poligon333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    If he was as smart as the Salarians suposed to be he would ask Shep to help him. Shep would reply " I should go"

    • @trveheimer6360
      @trveheimer6360 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      he did come up with that feces analyzer lie tho

  • @juliancumbia6443
    @juliancumbia6443 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Salarian voiced by Garrus

  • @moviesrocks2
    @moviesrocks2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Has to be one of the funniest scene in any video game

  • @CaspianNomad
    @CaspianNomad ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The one in Andromeda sucks. This one is hilarious because he slowly gets more annoyed and passive aggressive

  • @fyrentenimar
    @fyrentenimar 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Was that Garrus' voice actor?

  • @PupdudePwns
    @PupdudePwns 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I guess no one is safe from TV Tropes. 3:

    • @stevenstice6683
      @stevenstice6683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TV Tropes will ruin your life.

  • @viperakmal
    @viperakmal 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    When you tried to explain your situation abut then got turns down everytime...

  • @MissLadyLauraa
    @MissLadyLauraa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He speak like Garrus xDDDD

  • @PupdudePwns
    @PupdudePwns 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Usually comes bundled with it.

  • @shepardcousland2
    @shepardcousland2 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol tanner

  • @red_cosplay
    @red_cosplay 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stop poking me!

  • @PupdudePwns
    @PupdudePwns 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Liar.

  • @Duefaku
    @Duefaku 11 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I'm pretty sure that salarian is voiced by Garrus' voice actor shifted in pitch.

    • @CyberLink70
      @CyberLink70 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes. th-cam.com/video/W4PZv44Opco/w-d-xo.html

    • @7orque
      @7orque 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Holy shit it so is

    • @MrGregnsk54
      @MrGregnsk54 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      yes, just listen in 0.75 speed)

  • @camokkid
    @camokkid 12 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Garrus, calibrate the feces analyzer.

  • @jessea4438
    @jessea4438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Imagine if Patrick Star was on board. This guy would have a field day.

  • @Applejackmacintosh
    @Applejackmacintosh 11 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Sounds like Garrus' voice actor with salarian post-processing. So i hear "Don't touch that, i'm busy calibrating it!" everytime :P

    • @CyberLink70
      @CyberLink70 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup. th-cam.com/video/W4PZv44Opco/w-d-xo.html

  • @Dexieboi2013
    @Dexieboi2013 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Im afraid if you keep touching that you'll risk a diplomatic incident" dude was ready to wage war against humanity because you touched his gaming pc

    • @doihavetobeg
      @doihavetobeg 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You mean his litter box poop scoop :D

  • @Sanders2107
    @Sanders2107 11 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I've never laughed so hard at a video game.

  • @josephyoungs8046
    @josephyoungs8046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The amount of dialogue in these games and they have time to put this into the game 🤣

  • @eji
    @eji 12 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    lol Garrus the Salarian

  • @shadowmare97
    @shadowmare97 12 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Anyone else instantly reminded of what happens when you spam-poke a unit in a Blizzard game?

  • @larkstonguesinaspic4814
    @larkstonguesinaspic4814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hardest I laughed in a game

  • @Brawldud
    @Brawldud 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Salarian talking to Wrex: Are krogan really so deprived of stimulus that they must insist on eating everything?

  • @gzapray7203
    @gzapray7203 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wish I can switch squadmates like in ME1, so I can use Garrus to tap that.

  • @mikethescienceguy
    @mikethescienceguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Perhaps my intention was to analyze feces. Why cant I touch it??!

  • @gageperuti5519
    @gageperuti5519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love how they brought this joke back in Andromeda. It's just as funny in that game.

  • @PupdudePwns
    @PupdudePwns 11 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Touch the ending generator! Any ending's better than this shit of an ending Bioware dropped on us!

  • @dweeb892
    @dweeb892 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I was laughing so much at this just now that I had to find a video of this to show my boyfriend. He's played all the games and yet didn't find this somehow!

  • @motivationenthusiast6521
    @motivationenthusiast6521 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Just encountered this in my gameplay

  • @CrazzedKor
    @CrazzedKor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Further manipulation of that object lmao

  • @thenoova
    @thenoova 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Andromeda ester egg

  • @l258l
    @l258l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    one of the best scene

  • @HailNukem
    @HailNukem 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    xD....!!!

  • @maksymilianziele28
    @maksymilianziele28 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's soldier brother joined Andromeda Initiative to get away from pesky humans who liked touching everything.
    Never worked because humans went along with him.
    Sad and tragic.

  • @Limrasson
    @Limrasson 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @shadowmare97 You mean they explode in an atomic mushroom cloud after the 14th poke?

  • @TaliZorah1
    @TaliZorah1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mc hammer would be proud

  • @virginiarules510
    @virginiarules510 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Huh, you know what? It does sound like him.

  • @Fenisector
    @Fenisector 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    You never touch the other elves like that.

  • @Reirainsong
    @Reirainsong 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don't touch the ending generator, please!

  • @DeathGodRiku
    @DeathGodRiku 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    no it doesn't. My second nephew has autism,but doesn't have ADHD. I also know two people who have ADHD but are not autistic.

  • @fanfictiondreamer7836
    @fanfictiondreamer7836 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know why I think this is funny. I guess there's something about annoying the salarian that's amusing?

  • @PupdudePwns
    @PupdudePwns 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    15 Points for Autism. :3 Yay, Autism!