[Bonus Music] Dear Father💖

Part of the Unique Bonus Music Series "Dear..."
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- Dear Father💖
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[Verse]
Dad said he’s goin’ for some milk, he left at half-past two,
I thought he’d hit the grocery, but he had somethin’ else to do.
His tax forms piled up high, deductions in a mess,
He grabbed his cowboy hat and boots, left Momma in distress.
[Chorus]
Yeehaw! Dad’s on a milk run, but he’s dodgin’ IRS,
With receipts stuffed in his pockets, and a trail of unpaid debts.
He’s ridin’ off to nowhere, on the back of a rusty horse,
Yodel-ay-hee-hoo, Dad’s got a secret course!
[Verse 2]
Momma checked the calendar, been sixteen months or so,
The milk’s expired, the fridge is tired, and Dad’s still on the go.
He’s hitchin’ rides on trucks and trains, avoidin’ all the feds,
Makin’ friends with tumbleweeds, and sleepin’ in strange beds.
[Chorus 2}
Yeehaw! Dad’s on a milk run, but he’s dodgin’ IRS,
With receipts stuffed in his pockets, and a trail of unpaid debts.
He’s ridin’ off to nowhere, on the back of a rusty horse,
Yodel-ay-hee-hoo, Dad’s got a secret course!
[Bridge]
The neighbors think he’s in Dubai, or maybe Mexico,
But we all know he’s somewhere far, avoidin’ tax escrow.
His business plan was shady, his records never clear,
He’s out there with his milk jug, and a calculator near.
[Chorus 3]
Yeehaw! Dad’s on a milk run, but he’s dodgin’ IRS,
With receipts stuffed in his pockets, and a trail of unpaid debts.
He’s ridin’ off to nowhere, on the back of a rusty horse,
Yodel-ay-hee-hoo, Dad’s got a secret course!
[Outro]
So if your dad goes out for milk and you never see him more,
Check the Cayman Islands, or some offshore tax-free shore.
He’s milkin’ the system, on a permanent vacation,
Yodel-ay-hee-hoo, Dad’s got a new occupation!

[@yanaromusic]

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