You BECOME KAREN in this Karen Simulator game. I have never felt so powerful. Get the Karen Outrage Simulator - store.steampowered.com/app/13... Editor - / @goncy
Useless Turtle Pie sorry... 🤣🤣i forgot about that! Welp it’s too late now. Because if I edit it, the comment wouldn’t be hearted anymore. 🤣🤣 but thanks for telling me!
"Grande mochaccino with almond milk, six pumps of syrup, java chips, six pumps of espresso, fresh non-dairy whipped cream, and double vegan fair-trade chocolate sauce, at exactly 95 degrees fahrenheit." *We serve food here, Sir.*
Game character stats Karen: Strengths: raging Weaknesses: "I am the manager" Intelligence: 1 Speed: 3 Agility: 2 Voice: 100 Special ability: able to summon rages, freakouts, and managers at any given time Level: 43
wait but he isnt a girl tho hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *calls chloe decker da detective* chloe: wAt U nEeD me: wAt Is Da NaMe Of Da BoI kArEn??? chloe: idk me: *in total confusion*
A wild KAREN has appeared! KAREN used, "Where's the manager?" 28 Damage to EMPLOYEE! Attack《 Defend Item Run EMPLOYEE used "I AM the manager!" It was super effective! 148193619194 Damage to KAREN! KAREN fainted! You win! +50 XP You levelled up! Manager > CEO
Mike was one of the only warriors that managed to survive many fights against Karen's all over the globe, but then, he became what he dispased the most........... This should be an anime, it would be epic lmao
And the award for the best game on the channel goes to.. Danganronpa: “It’s so gonna be me! I require intuition, have fun mini games, and my story is like a drug. Even when I kill off your waifu’s.” DDLC: “No! It’s me! I have the best waifus, I have a surprising story with lots of horror and my characters actually developed, unlike Nagito. He is just a jerk.” Karen Simulator: “My game speaks for itself. I think we all know who the winner is here.” *Danganronpa and doki doki accept defeat.*
I remember one time not too long ago I was at a Starbucks and i seen someone storm in through the exit and immediately realised they were a Karen. She stormed up to the pickup area and started shouting at the barista who looked to be in his 20’s, saying that he had put in coconut milk instead of soya. He reassured her he put in soya milk and even showed her the carton he used. She got MAD. And started screaming about wanting a refund. In the end the poor boy ended up giving in but since he’s not allowed to give refunds he ended up having to take the 4 euro (cuz I live in Europe) out of his tips jar. As she passed me I said “wow what a bitch” just loud enough for her to hear ✌️
Bijuu: "It's better than Danganronpa." Me, joking: "ALRIGHT, I AM CALLING A MANAGER." My mom who's a karen (representing the person): "Already am." Me: "Oh not again."
1:01 Hairen. A wild creature, This creature.. Is the most Wildest.. The creature eats managers and also many humans don’t be too nice or stuff too it they might not get it or get angry . The side effects will create a blast of Epic hairen Bath water.
For some reason, a part of me wants to work at a Walmart and encounter a Karen head on because I wanna know what it’s like when a Karen has a total mental breakdown. But also I don’t at the same time.
You know who is truly a Karen? Byakuya LEGami [Byakuya Togami from Danganronpa 1] Proof: 1: he has the hairstyle 2: in the game he mentioned more than once that he wants to find out who is the mastermind and all that stuff, which kinda reminds me of the Iconic line of “I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!”
Mike: *tries to dramatically take off his walmart smock* His Headphones: ... Did you seriously think the headphones were gonna say anything? They're headphones silly, they can't talk.
When I was a kid, me and my friends would pretend to be working at a store and take turns being Karens and employees. Whenever I was the employee, I would roast the... The.. *Intense thinking* The pepperoni out of them!
Bro Karen’s are Everywhere nowadays. I Met Them In: A SuperMarket At A Hospital In Roblox Even In Some Gacha Club Videos It’s Crazy. The Karen’s Are Trying To Riot...
Karen: "oho, you're approaching me? Instead of doing what I asked in fear of me calling the manager, you're actually approaching me?" Manager: "I can't kick you outta MY store if I can't approach you" Karen: "what?! You're the manager?!"
Why does everyone wanna be first? *Its much harder being last.* Edit: omg! Thanks for 54 likes!!! Edit2:wait a sec how did I get 70 likes one day after!!! Ya guys the best
Whenever I see a loud car and I'm in my car with my family I say "That car is increasing the spawn chance of a karens right now" or something along the lines of that.
The employee in Con-Mart: she got so mad at me Meanwhile in Starcups: * Karen used I want to speak to the manager on Manager! *Manager used I am the manager on Karen! *Karen used Punch on Manager! *Civilian used Record on Karen! *Karen used Punch on Civilian!
I have a crazy aunt named Karen. She think demons are after her, so she puts circles of salt all over the house. She thinks the demons are writing to her in the salt, but it’s just her dog walking through the salt. She thinks there are worms everywhere, and also for Christmas she got me a torn up and colored in book about fuzzy spiders... I hated spiders and she knew that. (That was years ago)
Uhh, a fellow walmart associate. Well, for you, not anymore. One of the best Karen stories I got was actually from a male, not a female. This one guy wanted to replace the tire at TLE but it was closed, it closed one hour and a half ago, and he started screaming, saying that walmart was a joke. I believe he got escorted out and got fined for yelling and swearing in public. Almost forgot this part as well. One day while working at Walmart, this customer asked me to get someone at TLE for a light bulb change or something. I know it was closed, but I really didn't want to say that, so I got a team lead to say it for me.
People: I'm sure if you're name is Karen you're a good person Me: the only Karen I like is my mom's friend and Karen who's part of the elite 4 in Pokémon heartgold.
I AM ENTITLED TO YOUR LIKE 😠
I understand, please don't reply to this anymore.
Am I the first reply?
I hope not.
I am le third
Yes and no and w and green.and Karen legacy of narnia
Bijuu is amazing
Bijuu Mike yasssss
*GO! KAREN BIJUU! KAREN USED CALL MANAGER! IT IS VERY EFFECTIVE TOWARDS CUSTOMER*
I'm the 59 likes ruiner
Levi Albert lol
-i was the 99th like ruiner-
Its super effective
Useless Turtle Pie sorry... 🤣🤣i forgot about that! Welp it’s too late now. Because if I edit it, the comment wouldn’t be hearted anymore. 🤣🤣 but thanks for telling me!
@@sorachauchidze9410 u think thats bad? ruining 69 likes is worse
Girl wants to take Karen's slot
Karen: Honey, you got a storm coming.
Underrated comment
Karen one
Vs
Karen two
Lol literally😆😂
"Grande mochaccino with almond milk, six pumps of syrup, java chips, six pumps of espresso, fresh non-dairy whipped cream, and double vegan fair-trade chocolate sauce, at exactly 95 degrees fahrenheit."
*We serve food here, Sir.*
I’ll make it at 95 degrees celuis
*Is that a SpongeBob reference..?*
K now your rights
A ccuse everyone
R equest the Manager
E scalate to authorities
N eglect reason
(The code of karens)
That's underrated
I've never seen such a beautiful acrostic poem. Gives tears to my eyes
They're speaking the language of Gods
Amazing. Magnificent. Muah **chef's kiss**
_here before this comment blows up_
Joji had warned us about the rise of Karens many years ago.
But we didn’t listen.
Lmao
I can take you to a dimension where Karens don’t exist, all I require is a vampire mask so I can have infinite stamina
@@exists8238 Please i need to get into the non karen University...
lol
꧁ Chandeliøna The Føx ꧂ ok
Mike: ‘takes off vest’
Me : ah so he has finally revealed the steins;gate shirt
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eplpxpdo
THIS DAY HAS COME THAT HE TURNED TO A KAREN
@@crystale9881 uh..
@@crystale9881 i agree
"male karen isnt real it cant hurt you"
male karen:
Male karens are called kens
True ;-;
There are male Karens they are Kens
A man Karen’s name is Ken
@@sherrymiller23 I thought of it as Kevins-
They're everywhere now
We can't escape
Foxy from FNAF theme song: BUT THERE IS NO ESCAPE
me: from the karens
Yeah sadly :(
The disease is spreading.
Karen: “I would like to speak to your manager!”
Worker: “Ara, ara...”
*”I AM THE MANAGER”*
[I N S E R T N A M E] Karen: iMpOsSiBlE
R/imthemanger
Omg
A Karen's worst weakness
OMG
11:16
That dude looked suspiciously like herobrine . . .
He’s SUS
Game character stats
Karen:
Strengths: raging
Weaknesses: "I am the manager"
Intelligence: 1
Speed: 3
Agility: 2
Voice: 100
Special ability: able to summon rages, freakouts, and managers at any given time
Level: 43
HE IS THE ULTIMATE KAREN!!!!
And he has the *ultimate Walmart vest*
I am hundredth like
wait
but he isnt a girl tho
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*calls chloe decker da detective*
chloe: wAt U nEeD
me: wAt Is Da NaMe Of Da BoI kArEn???
chloe: idk
me: *in total confusion*
whoa this is the most like I have ever gotten on a comment!
@ComedyTea_UwU
He Is dA kEvIn (kevin sounds like karen xD)
A wild KAREN has appeared!
KAREN used, "Where's the manager?"
28 Damage to EMPLOYEE!
Attack《
Defend
Item
Run
EMPLOYEE used "I AM the manager!" It was super effective!
148193619194 Damage to KAREN!
KAREN fainted!
You win! +50 XP
You levelled up! Manager > CEO
Lol
Good job, *BOY-O*
Stonks
I saw you on a app review.👧🏼🌞
@NAOMI GUZMAN-LUNA Its a pokèmon reference
I can’t stop looking at the body pillow in his backround
6:27 that's me when I can't defeat a game and I keep on dying
A little funny
Surprisingly, my mom said when she was little she also experience Karens and she even encountered one.
They transcend time and space
Bijuu Mike yessirrrrr
👏 👏 👏 well done, you have been noticed by the gods
Danganronpa Skits mhm first timeeeee
Wow special qwq
Mike was one of the only warriors that managed to survive many fights against Karen's all over the globe, but then, he became what he dispased the most........... This should be an anime, it would be epic lmao
Boke Hinata ah. I was .. exilent idea but someone beat me to saying they would try
ikr XD
I would watch it lol
Woah yee. Also, hello fellow Haikyuu fan :D
@@SunniCde Ikr! I barely see anyone ;-; :D
Normal ppl hear: fresh non-dairy whipped cream
What us yandere lovers hear: fresh yandere whipped senpai
"This is better then danganronpa"
Me: *angry noises*
lol
_Karen Approaches_
*Store Employers: “Why do I hear boss music..?”*
xD
True that
Employees be like, “oh, so your approaching me? Instead of running away your coming right at me?!”
XD
XD
"You may be a subscriber"
Me: "Scrubscriber"
I want to like but I want to keep it at 69
._.
Edit: Screw it
Thta me lol
I smell a simp.
Silva~° ?
did... did anyone realise mike was saying "macchiato" instead of "mochaccino"? he tripped me up LMAO
Iroh: Gives good advice to karen and bride Karen and bride: Shut up!
And the award for the best game on the channel goes to..
Danganronpa: “It’s so gonna be me! I require intuition, have fun mini games, and my story is like a drug. Even when I kill off your waifu’s.”
DDLC: “No! It’s me! I have the best waifus, I have a surprising story with lots of horror and my characters actually developed, unlike Nagito. He is just a jerk.”
Karen Simulator: “My game speaks for itself. I think we all know who the winner is here.”
*Danganronpa and doki doki accept defeat.*
And Kimi to kanojo To kanojo To koi as well
You forgot You and ME and Her!!
yandere simulator too
Anushka Pathak oopsies
B-but Nagito is such a well developed character 🤧
OH NU HE GOT THE VEST ON STUFF IS GETTING REAL THE KARENS ARE BACK BIJU TAKE COVER
DD٫ "Oh no٫ my owner is a...KAREN!?!?"
I remember one time not too long ago I was at a Starbucks and i seen someone storm in through the exit and immediately realised they were a Karen. She stormed up to the pickup area and started shouting at the barista who looked to be in his 20’s, saying that he had put in coconut milk instead of soya. He reassured her he put in soya milk and even showed her the carton he used. She got MAD. And started screaming about wanting a refund. In the end the poor boy ended up giving in but since he’s not allowed to give refunds he ended up having to take the 4 euro (cuz I live in Europe) out of his tips jar. As she passed me I said “wow what a bitch” just loud enough for her to hear ✌️
"I have a medical condition."
Edit: woah- ty for the likes on my comments lately c:
it is called
karenitis
starrii lol
Shizza death music starts playing*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
You poor human... TwT
TRUEEEE
I have ligma
Bijuu: "It's better than Danganronpa."
Me, joking: "ALRIGHT, I AM CALLING A MANAGER."
My mom who's a karen (representing the person): "Already am."
Me: "Oh not again."
Rip.
I feel terribly bad for you :'(
@@katlandia.c0s433 Awww, well thank you. That's very kind :D
That’s rough buddy
15:32 *D i s a p p o i n t m e n t*
Mike: Maxi Related Spa
Alexa: Did you mean Maxi Relaxi Spa?
1:01
Hairen. A wild creature, This creature.. Is the most Wildest.. The creature eats managers and also many humans don’t be too nice or stuff too it they might not get it or get angry . The side effects will create a blast of Epic hairen Bath water.
Waiting for an r/wooosh...
Karen's be like: dId yOu jUsT tOuCh mE? sOcIaL dIsTaNcInG
Mike:I have a mask u don't
Karen: cAn I sPeAk tO tHe mAnager
Manger: 👁👄👁
Welp! That sums up 2020 for you!
Karen: I hAvE a MeDiCaL cOnDiTiOn
Karens be like
Nothing more then true.
When he said “Non-dairy” I only heard “Yandere!” 😂
Macky R SAME MY GIRL
Same
Same
Same
Ho
A smock is like an apron, but for art. A apron is like a smock, but for cooking.
11:11 Karen: NANI!
No one:
Not even Karen:
Mike reading: "ThE MaXi ReLaTEd SpA"
True
You make me so happy when im sad.
i felt that-
💚
Same
Bijuu Mike hi!!
Samee
For some reason, a part of me wants to work at a Walmart and encounter a Karen head on because I wanna know what it’s like when a Karen has a total mental breakdown. But also I don’t at the same time.
17:40 atleast she was thinking about everyone lol she's getting better.. slowly and not surely
Bijuu Mike: *used to work at wallmart* then becomes a Karen
Wallmart: you've become the 1 thing you swore to destroy
*wallmart*
*wallmart*
*WALLMART*
@A Mha, Steven Universe And FNAF Fan Wallmart
wallmart
Mike's dog is so sweet ^^
im loving the clannad poster in the BG
That outro, absolutely gorgeous, stunning. Get it hun!
You know who is truly a Karen?
Byakuya LEGami
[Byakuya Togami from Danganronpa 1]
Proof: 1: he has the hairstyle
2: in the game he mentioned more than once that he wants to find out who is the mastermind and all that stuff, which kinda reminds me of the Iconic line of “I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!”
but he has so much leg he cant he the manager
Mike: *tries to dramatically take off his walmart smock*
His Headphones: ...
Did you seriously think the headphones were gonna say anything? They're headphones silly, they can't talk.
Ya got me with this lol
Lol he got that
Dadadad what you got that
Like
What you got that right
The dramatic moment when he takes of the vest! 😂😂
lmao when you took off that vest it made a whole new world for so many people's fan fics xD
The music in the background lmao
CHIAKII HIII
🤦
Hi nanami
@@i.kn0w.im.super-fly oh god the puns I see 😂
Lel :>
People working at Walmart in ads:
Life is great when you’re with your friends :D
Actual people working at Walmart:
*please help me*
IKR
So true-
Dont worry they are Gen Z
You forgot
When Karen’s ate at Walmart:
*not this again. What do you want Karen..*
*yes that's true*
I fell asleep watching around 4 am. Thanks
When I was a kid, me and my friends would pretend to be working at a store and take turns being Karens and employees. Whenever I was the employee, I would roast the... The.. *Intense thinking* The pepperoni out of them!
“ ‘Cus I’m a good person. I do things.”
-biju mike, 2020
Bro Karen’s are Everywhere nowadays.
I Met Them In:
A SuperMarket
At A Hospital
In Roblox
Even In Some Gacha Club Videos
It’s Crazy. The Karen’s Are Trying To Riot...
IKR..
Karen's in roblox... In gacha.... They're getting stronger....
@@SuperCatMan- XD WILD ANIMAL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@SuperCatMan- HAHAHAHAHAH
This reply section 👀
@@SuperCatMan- Same.. 😞😞 Even tho it's a common species .. 😞😞😔
karen sim,one of the best sims ever,so crazy yet funny XD
mikes editor...✨amazing✨
TH-cam:*Bijuu mike is now a Karen*
Me: **grabs holy water and cross** --|-- ✝️🙅 (thanks for all the likes ｡◕‿◕｡)
*Grabs torch and sets your holy water and cross on fire* Satan will RISEEEE
@@no_hablo_espanol * throws 20 gallons of holy water on you and flings 30 crosses as well.* ◉‿◉
He kept on saying "The maxi related spa" instead of the maxi relaxing spa 😭😭😭
YOU BECAME THE THING YOU SWEARED TO DESTROY...
I fear nothing but that..thing
(Points at a karen picture)
It scars me...
I fear nothing but that..THING
(Points at a karen picture)
It scares me😥
Karen: I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER
It's super effective!
Cashier: *faints*
The guy in starcups: I AM THE MANAGER!!
Me: I never thought that I Will see the biggest anime comeback in one of Mike's videos😂
I edited my comment so now you don’t know how I got 1k likes
Yes ma’ma
Pffttt🤣
Yeah itz Doggo crap, I’m literally dumb o.o
Cmon 3 more likes
@BitterSweet ecin
I can't believe this came out on my birthday
so majestic
When his glasses went all white I was thinking of like those anime scenes when a dude pushes up his glasses 😭😭😂
•HoneySweet • OMGG LOLL
11:03
Worker: I AM THE MANAGER
Also worker/ manager: *go's ultra instinct*
That guy at the spa:we do not have time for mistakes!
When you don’t have time for yourself
???
No one:
These type of Karen: *_WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY_*
I-is that a J-
Is that a-
*Is that a JoJo’s reference?*
SHINEI, MANAGER!
Karen: "oho, you're approaching me? Instead of doing what I asked in fear of me calling the manager, you're actually approaching me?"
Manager: "I can't kick you outta MY store if I can't approach you"
Karen: "what?! You're the manager?!"
Game having a Con mark store
Me who is french:...con means stupid in french-
O MAH GAWD WHY ARE YOU HERE AKANE
So it's called: "sTuBiD mArK sToRe"
@@anotherdimension2058 y e s
Well then that so con!
Oh un autre français
I'm glad the beging of this video isnt loud bc i had headphones on at 100
I love how NiNi just popped onto the screen a bit like a shark lol
Why does everyone wanna be first?
*Its much harder being last.*
Edit: omg! Thanks for 54 likes!!!
Edit2:wait a sec how did I get 70 likes one day after!!! Ya guys the best
Such wise words
Someone get this man to 10K likes already😔✌️
Underrated comment
LeafXD funny
Thx guys
I got my notification 2 minutes late
*LET ME SPEAK WITH YOUR MANAGER-*
IM GIVING U AN IMMEDIATE SUB FOR THE VOCALOID CONTENT
Just_A _Manga_Collector OMFG OMFG TYSM WOW
ChiaBee ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ NP
I sub too uwu
~Me praying in Wallmart that I don’t find a Karen (even if I don’t work and I’m still in school)~
~Me finding a Karen~
Me:~TRIGGERED~ WHYYYYYYYY!?!
Karen: “*i cAnT wEaR a MaSk I hAvE a MeDiCaL cOnDiTiOn*”
Me: you are a medical condition, Karen.
Kinda cringe but also underrated
He's the only one that keeps me sane during this time
I'm a normal guy, I see simulator on Bijuu Mike's titles, I click
I thought you said "I see Mike's tities, I click" omfg
@@alex_valden Hahahah, I thought so at one point
I love the thumbnail!
How you put your face on the guy made me cry with joy XDDD
"The Karen Horror Story" coming never to a theater near nobody
7:27 Mike: this game shoudl've benn called "Call of Karen"
Me, getting flashback to that game: Ah, yes, *Cthulu Killing Housewife*
Speaking of that, I'll probaly get a job at walmart just to fight karens.
Whenever I see a loud car and I'm in my car with my family I say "That car is increasing the spawn chance of a karens right now" or something along the lines of that.
*we need to keep bijuu strong, get the weapons and shields*
*We are fighting karens. Be there at bijuu's local Walmart.*
i can just tell by the title that this video is gonna be amazing
nice pfp
@@harleenthenoob6444 thanks xD
@@HopeIsADrug11037 anytime
Why is this a thing (no offence btw, I should probably change my profile pic)
@@That1Th3atr3Kid *if you're talking about komahina i'm not answering that question-*
Let's all pay out respects to Mike for having to deal... With so many Karens....
Bruh I love u. And this vid.
hopefully the manager isn’t watching 👀
"I don't know I'd be Kevin?"
Me; "my dads name is Kevin" ;-;
I rlly luv ur vids ur the best! Imma sub now :>
The employee in Con-Mart: she got so mad at me
Meanwhile in Starcups: * Karen used I want to speak to the manager on Manager!
*Manager used I am the manager on Karen!
*Karen used Punch on Manager!
*Civilian used Record on Karen!
*Karen used Punch on Civilian!
7:16 that man is probably thinking to himself "thank god the monster has left"
*Imagine being someone calling someone a Karen when they don’t act, look, or are named Karen.*
_bruh moment_
R/ihadastroke extreme levels
I have a crazy aunt named Karen. She think demons are after her, so she puts circles of salt all over the house. She thinks the demons are writing to her in the salt, but it’s just her dog walking through the salt. She thinks there are worms everywhere, and also for Christmas she got me a torn up and colored in book about fuzzy spiders... I hated spiders and she knew that. (That was years ago)
@@MK-xr4rf woah that sounds like trauma in a nutshell 😮
I love your pupper!😍
Uhh, a fellow walmart associate. Well, for you, not anymore.
One of the best Karen stories I got was actually from a male, not a female. This one guy wanted to replace the tire at TLE but it was closed, it closed one hour and a half ago, and he started screaming, saying that walmart was a joke. I believe he got escorted out and got fined for yelling and swearing in public.
Almost forgot this part as well. One day while working at Walmart, this customer asked me to get someone at TLE for a light bulb change or something. I know it was closed, but I really didn't want to say that, so I got a team lead to say it for me.
People: I'm sure if you're name is Karen you're a good person
Me: the only Karen I like is my mom's friend and Karen who's part of the elite 4 in Pokémon heartgold.
fun fact I wanna meet a karen
the reason: I haven't roasted somebody in months and I need somebody to take my anger out on >:)
I really love Karens, they have so much personality
Omg that is true
Ngl, the main menu music is catchy
My friends dared me to give myself an ahoge for a whole week starting today and now I truly question everything. It's weird having an antenna