(ASMR) Bribing a human to drink their blood

[@ehlins]

"trading blow for blood"
im sorry trading *what* for blood-

[@theodorebasmanov5635]

Good to know I wasn't the only one, who has problems with getting his head out of the gutter.

[@goldenewe]

I misread it as "blows" and thought the listener was gonna deck someone

[@ehlins]

@@goldenewe i mean,,,, thats one way to get blood i guess????

[@niobedragones7347]

If we were up to me I wouldn't choose to become a vampire you'd literally have to force me to become one- I literally have an entire novel In my Head about why a imortality f****** sucks

[@nom_nom_simp7390]

Has anyone told you before how damn underrated you are? This is already amazing!!

[@slytherinswimmer5656]

Him: What do you do for a living.
Me: I’m a chashier
Him: A Convenient store clerk!
Me: close enough 😂

[@KarIiah]

You're an absolute genius! This is so creative, I love it

[@mushroomlady...8395]

Underrated this is utter perfection 👌 🙌 😍

[@galadrinihrinor4863]

I shouldn't be taking blood from a diabetic seeing as I was one formerly before turning I'd feel bad

[@wolfieaqt1415]

LMFAOOO THIS IS SO FUNNY ITS SO GOOD