Not For Broadcast - Just the Job (all versions from Bits of Your Life)

[@cherribomb2761]

I always start tearing up at the intervention finale variation

[@Awelbeckk]

I was so concentred on camera I never noticed the lyrics changed

[@noy2222]

Lyrics:
00:08 - Default path intro
When you’re feeling hopeless and you just can’t work things out
I’ve got Just the Job
When there’s too much water from a little tiny spout
I’ve got Just the Job
Missus when you sat at home one sunny afternoon
I’ll bring me great big toolkit in and shove it up your flume
Well, it might look pretty daunting but believe me you’ve got room
‘cause it’s Just the Job
01:02 - Default path finale
When you’re sitting listless in a dull and lifeless room
I’ve got Just the Job
When you need a friend to come and blow away the gloom
I’ve got Just the Job
If you’re feeling all backed up or needing some repair
I’ll pop ‘round in the morning when you haven’t done your hair
But once he's finish banging, missus, you won’t even care
And that’s Just the Job
01:58 - Fight path intro - Doo-wop
When you’re feeling restless and you just can’t stay the course
I got Just the Job
When you smell an odor but you just can’t find the source
I got Just the Job
Get me in the morning, I’m a bright and breezy chap
I’ll take my great big plunger and I’ll slip it down your trap
And once I’m finished pumping, missus you’ll sure need a nap
‘cause that’s Just the Job
02:50 - Fight path outro
When you’re feeling angry and your world has lost its glitz
We’ve got Just the Job
When you want to take your life and smash it into bits
We’ve got Just the Job
When your leaks need pluming ‘round the back beside the bin
You’re running out of options with your patience running thin
We’ll take a great big run up and just ram the bastard in
And that’s Just the Job
03:46 - Brother path intro - Frank Sinatra
When the skies are cloudy on a Friday afternoon
I’ve got Just… I’ve got Just the Job
When it’s all so dowdy that it leaves you sad and gloomy
I’ve got Just… I’ve got just Just the Job
Lady when your handyman, turns out to be a hound
I’ll come and do it my way, while there’s no one else around
I’ll take my time while you recline and then skip right out of town
‘cause that’s Just the Job
05:07 - Political path intro - EDM
When you feel lethargic and your life is monotone
I’ve got Just the Job
When the melody of life is nothing but a drone
I’ve got Just the Job
If your woofer’s dusty and it just can’t raise a smile
I’ll modulate your flanger and I’ll twiddle with your dials
Believe me you will hit a note you’ve not hit in a while
That’s Just the Job
06:29 - Political path finale
When you’re feeling destitute and just can’t face the week
I’ve got Just the Job
When you read the papers and it all seems pretty bleak
I’ve got Just the Job
Missus when your walls are damp he always use protection
He’ll bring a load of scuffle up and build a huge erection
He’ll get a damn good polling then he’ll win the next election
‘cause that’s Just the Job
07:23 - Carnage path intro - country
When you’re feeling cheeky but there’s no one there to play
I got Just the Job
When your doors are squeaky but your hubby’s gone away
I got Just the Job
Missus in the pickup, I’ve got lubricants galore
I’ll get you where you wanna go and maybe some place more
So why don’t we get started right here on the pantry floor?
‘cause it’s Just the Job
08:25 - Carnage path outro
When you need a break from all the trouble and the strife
He’s got Just the Job
When you need some fun and games to brighten up your life
He’s got Just the Job
If you need a friendly face or if you’re feeling glum
He’ll pop ‘round with a stiff one and you’ll both have lots of fun
And mate if you don’t like it you can shove it up your bum
‘cause that’s Just the Job
09:41 - Intervention path intro - Rock
When you lost your mojo and you just can’t shred your axe
I got Just the Job
When that stupid monkey won’t stop clawing at your back
I got Just the Job
When your coving’s droopy and your putty won’t get hard
I’ll pop ‘round in the evening with some screaming loud guitar
And missus then I’ll show you ten new uses for a flard
‘cause that’s Just the Job
10:54 - Intervention path outro
When you’re feeling sleepy but you just keep crying out
Ma’s got Just the Job
When it’s overwhelming and there’s nobody about
Ma’s got Just the Job
Troubles come like sunsets every single day
Brave men stand and fight with them, cowards run away
But if you’ve made things better when your time has come to stay
Then that’s Just the Job
13:25 - Peter Drunk finale
When it seems like everything’s about to fall apart
I’ve got Just the Job
When you need a leader with a massive great big heart
I’ve got Just the Job
Missus when the folks around just seem to lose the plot
Out run around like chickens with who have had their heads lopped off
I have a plan to take command and get us back on top
And it’s Just the Job
And oh, when you’re feeling low
Missus let me take you where you’re crying out to go
That sea of dreams of unexpected schemes
Wondrous highs and nice surprises nothing in between
‘cause if a job’s worth doing
Then it’s worth doing right
‘cause 20 minutes fumbling
Won’t even last the night
When you're feeling hopeless and you just can't work things out
I've got Just the Job
When there's too much water for a little tiny spout
I've got Just the Job
Missus, when your pipes are clogged and all your walls have stains
I'll pop ‘round when your hubby's out and root among your drains
But don't you mind, I'll long be gone when he comes back again
And that's Just the Job
15:36 - Peter Sober finale
When you look around you and you’re miles and miles off track
I've got Just the Job
Sometime’s it’s impossible to get the smoothness back
But that’s Just the Job
It’s difficult to contemplate, but contemplate you must
When church and state have failed you and you’re trying to adjust
If you can’t trust the telly, then there’s nothing left to trust
Guess that’s Just the Job

[@ethansmith8954]

holy crap, you actually did it

[@gracekim1998]

wow every version has a meaning

[@gracekim1998]

You did well but it was 'doors are squeaky' other than that, you did it perfectly :D

[@noy2222]

@@gracekim1998 Fixed.

[@halfbakedproductions7887]

The Kraftwerk-style one is hilarious.

[@deskish3930]

oh my god i was hoping someone would do this

[@thatdamnFERRARIguy]

FINALLY SOMEONE HAS DONE IT

[@МаксимСултанов-и1ф]

Finally, someone did it for the English version. The Russian version has been in for 2 months

[@ReyMinusz]

Carnage one is literally my favorite among every finale

[@creeperbell]

fight was pretty good too actually

[@creeperbell]

(i mean the before part that wasnt shown in the video)

[@aliteralsnakewithatophat3247]

I need the synth one on spotify so baddddd

[@ThomasBunink]

They're not on Spotify cause all the game videos would automatically be given a DMCA takedown. The Devs don't want that so they'll not put the soundtrack there

[@prostakuk]

I'd say the brother path intro (3:46) was more Van Morrison than Sinatra