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  • It's GTA 5! The Pirates Life definitely includes over use of the prox bomb so it's definitely not for Duncan in GTA 5!
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  • @DerekHartley
    @DerekHartley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    Duncan: "What do you mean you can't do the jump?" Duncan every other video: "This car is crap, it just can't do the jumps!"

    • @TheSchnieder6
      @TheSchnieder6 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      With each video I'm more convinced that Duncan is the dumbest Yog.

  • @chloebubbles
    @chloebubbles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    i can never unhear duncan honking his horn every time he goes around a tight bend from pushing the analog stick in too hard

    • @dolg16
      @dolg16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Haha, I have never noticed that before. :D

    • @Satherian
      @Satherian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      oh my god, that's why!

    • @MH-hu5pi
      @MH-hu5pi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah. What a numpty

    • @founderoftheempire8589
      @founderoftheempire8589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I do that shit too because of habit lmao

    • @vrrrrrr-uwu
      @vrrrrrr-uwu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      it’s for safety

  • @quinnbuffet3825
    @quinnbuffet3825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    When there lacks a Rythian, nature increases Duncan's levels of salt to maintain universal saline quantity.

    • @NobungaGames
      @NobungaGames 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Duncan Jones? More like osmosis jones

  • @edgeman83
    @edgeman83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    That last map was excellent! Using the armor to break the floor is such a good idea by the map maker.

  • @גוד-צ2ו
    @גוד-צ2ו 2 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    Should we be surprised The Bristol Pusher sympathises with pirates? Nudging remorselessly from canal to shark-infested waters!

    • @snapdougles
      @snapdougles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Ravs: I wanna go out at sea like a pirate!
      Lewis: That can be arranged 👀

    • @mattBLACKpunk
      @mattBLACKpunk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Nassau pusher

  • @Trevor21230
    @Trevor21230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Everyone: Hold right on the D-Pad
    Ped: Instructions unclear, set car on fire

    • @Cotif11
      @Cotif11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Then proceeds to say "D-pad doesn't work" moments before saying he doesn't even have a d-pad on his controller

  • @KingKobra98
    @KingKobra98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Duncan’s salt is music to my ears when he’s getting really sweaty and dies to a rule that he helped set up. It’s poetic in a way.

  • @Daina1278
    @Daina1278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Lewis nudging Duncan off the ledge at the beginning was smooth af

  • @Jokie155
    @Jokie155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    11:30 A distressed seagull enters the office.
    Luv ya Osie.

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    16:45
    Ravs: "I like to live dangerously."
    *Gets pushed off* "THATS TOO DANGEROUS!" LMAO

  • @styfen
    @styfen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Arrrrrr? Trust Lewis to be unable to follow the Pirate's Code.

    • @speedwaynutt
      @speedwaynutt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      “The code is more what you’d call ‘guidelines’ than actual rules.”

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@speedwaynutt
      Bloody pirates...

  • @nazamroth8427
    @nazamroth8427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    That "water obstacle" is called the bilge, savages.

  • @celestialnova8214
    @celestialnova8214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Lewis’ “he’s a skater boy he said see you later boy” is criminally underrated

  • @sticksstickerson
    @sticksstickerson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Honestly I hope they play that last map/gamemode again, its a weird mixture of spleef from Minecraft and I could imagine it being fun with different teams.

  • @happyhatebot
    @happyhatebot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ben and Ped lurking in that first map like a pair of Tuskan Raiders is great. Proper pirate energy!

  • @juliusblaze
    @juliusblaze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    I would give Rav's leg to watch this group play Sea of Thieves

    • @Eewokney
      @Eewokney 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      this, imagine 4 of these guys on a Galleon

    • @juliusblaze
      @juliusblaze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Eewokney Id love to watch a whole yogscast SOT server

    • @Mystic-Midnight
      @Mystic-Midnight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We need the Tom + Someone (Maybe Ben) Sloop just out goofing around

    • @gashadokuro_
      @gashadokuro_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Mystic-Midnight yeah, Ben or Simon for sure.

    • @I_Am_Kas
      @I_Am_Kas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd give an arm and a leg to see Rav's on Sea of Thieves.
      Actually if there were more limbs I could give away without impacting my life to heavily I'd gladly give it see some Yogscast Sea of Thieves.

  • @Satherian
    @Satherian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Sounds like Duncan is joining Rythian's "Anti-Prox Bomb" club

    • @mattBLACKpunk
      @mattBLACKpunk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's just filling in for rythian while he's not here

  • @Zw285
    @Zw285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:56 That was the sickist grind!

    • @bmxdude1337
      @bmxdude1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soooooo siiiiiiick!!
      LoL

  • @BlackPrinceGame
    @BlackPrinceGame 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Nothing beats immediately Lewis fuckery

    • @Hevensdragon
      @Hevensdragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      also god dam the grind was amazing.

    • @ZuperZombiezlayer
      @ZuperZombiezlayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Hevensdragon Lewis is all about that grindset

    • @Hevensdragon
      @Hevensdragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ZuperZombiezlayer welp you just ground this conversation to a halt, please report to the nearest grinder so we may salvage your failure.

  • @lleeoo110
    @lleeoo110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lewis: "me and ben r gonna go high five in the corridor" thats a feelsgoodman

  • @Chaos_Vulpix
    @Chaos_Vulpix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:55 The scream Lewis made here amuses me greatly

  • @sleep8527
    @sleep8527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    13:37 - never seen a car do a kickflip

  • @venu5654
    @venu5654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "It is your honour and your privilege!" Man, that rule changes every week.
    The yogscast guarantee

  • @ArkonArchive
    @ArkonArchive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    :58 not even a minute in and Lewis casually pulling Initial D level stunts

  • @106640guy
    @106640guy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    15:25 If the car is not touching the ground with it's wheels for too long it will catch fire.

    • @hotscottrulz
      @hotscottrulz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thanks for explaining this, I was genuinely wondering which button combination Ped somehow accidentally activated to set his car on fire hahaha

  • @Jack_Wood
    @Jack_Wood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Awesome to see MMsBunBun can join the sessions again. Their content has been missed so.

  • @PierceArner
    @PierceArner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    7:25 is by far my favourite Duncan rant in _AGES!_

  • @HeliosAlpha
    @HeliosAlpha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ben says his car can't make a jump and Duncan says it's easy. Is this an alternate universe where everything is opposite?

  • @tjpoblete4645
    @tjpoblete4645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    It would be really funny and awesome if they would upload a yogscast short of Lewis and ben high fiving with no context then when this video was uploaded you finally understand why they high fived in the corridor

  • @J.O.H.N-The-Second
    @J.O.H.N-The-Second 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I'm a little concerned about what Duncan may have experienced at birthday parties

  • @Jindo1
    @Jindo1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sickest grind I've ever seen oh my god

  • @killercows3846
    @killercows3846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Tony Hook, would definitely be the main character 😅

  • @Bagster321
    @Bagster321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I love how osie is both simultaneously bad and brilliant at GTA

    • @SqueakySniper
      @SqueakySniper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Osie is the Nick Cage of GTA

  • @MrFalloutfan101
    @MrFalloutfan101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    holy crap, that last map is really good.

  • @DiktatorPeter77
    @DiktatorPeter77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I just love the fact that Duncan is always honking in sharp curves

  • @eDRoaCH
    @eDRoaCH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    In this episode, the Yogscast retell the story of Hook as their own new franchise

  • @blueberry1c2
    @blueberry1c2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tony Jim Hawkins: "Yarr, dawg! Go grind the plank!"

  • @justingray8161
    @justingray8161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    lewis woke up and chose violence

  • @Heycasualman
    @Heycasualman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That first map was actually so nice, the waves were to keep you FROM making the jump.. on PURPOSE.

  • @hadriilham2219
    @hadriilham2219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    If Duncan was around back in King Arthur's era, he'd be called Sir Duncan of Complains-alot.

    • @panner11
      @panner11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The thing about Duncan is he always exaggerates the actual events happening on the screen. So what he says sounds belivable to the live group, but to viewers who can see the screen, it's always like, dude, you aren't the telling the truth and we can see it.

  • @YouTube
    @YouTube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    why are pirates called pirates? because they arrrrr! 🏴‍☠

  • @flowrebaz6189
    @flowrebaz6189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The back armor reminds me of the tombstone from death reace

  • @thelongestjohns
    @thelongestjohns 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Crew required? Yarr harr fiddle Dee Dee and all that…

  • @Doc-Tendie
    @Doc-Tendie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One day they might find out they can only do 5 prox/sticky bombs at a time

  • @MrLego3160
    @MrLego3160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    it's amazing how none of them can conceive the normal game, so they don't understand what the read shields could be for

  • @bmxdude1337
    @bmxdude1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LoL Duncs salt was so pure lololol

  • @emaus9398
    @emaus9398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Always good vid with Osie and Zylush!

  • @alexanderhoak
    @alexanderhoak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    17:50 Help me Osie-Wan Kenosie. You're my only hope.

  • @xpiekillerx
    @xpiekillerx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    IT IS TIME FOR MORE YOGSQUEST PLEASEE I NEEEED ITTT

  • @klaxoncow
    @klaxoncow 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "You bloody... bloody" - Osie, 2022

  • @richardjones8846
    @richardjones8846 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    21:50 the life lesson... if someone drops their trousers someone else goes in their hole.
    fantastic knowledge

  • @konger6069
    @konger6069 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ped continuously driving through the water then blaming his car made me so irrationally angry lmao

  • @dudekazoo
    @dudekazoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ped's anguished scream and "This is fucking bullshit" after Osie got knocked off in that last round. 😆

  • @whyshiro
    @whyshiro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thank God there's gta, my wife's been complaining for weeks. A good 2 year anniversary gift lmao

  • @ShamefulYeti
    @ShamefulYeti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lewis: See what happens when you drop your trou.
    Yeah someone falls down your hole, sounds legit. 🤔

  • @201bio
    @201bio 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:50 so when Lewis brings up the idea that we'll be giving kids little nuclear bombs so they can have horrible apocalypse wars - isn't that just Warhammer 40k?

  • @Cotif11
    @Cotif11 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "The d-Pad doesn't work!!" "I'm using a SNES Controller I don't have a d-Pad!" brilliant Ped

  • @fishpop
    @fishpop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    17:50 Help my Osie-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!

  • @jermymckee6023
    @jermymckee6023 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Always love the GTA videos

  • @primepebble2464
    @primepebble2464 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What we've learnt here is that when you drop your trousers, someone goes down a hole :)

  • @n8king638
    @n8king638 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    see now this is how car companies should test their cars for, car sumo

  • @maggiejenson4129
    @maggiejenson4129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    duncan is always so salty

  • @davidtheriault1421
    @davidtheriault1421 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Tony Jim Hawkins joke was legendary and needs to be better appreciated

  • @yule_fuel505
    @yule_fuel505 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The tony Hawkins joke is pretty funny cuz the main character from treasure island is named Jim Hawkins

  • @Lrh90
    @Lrh90 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Today I realised I've never been to a good birthday party before

  • @DHell-n8i
    @DHell-n8i 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lewis is like Ravs big bully brother screwing with his little brother

  • @majnjord
    @majnjord 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sooooo the life lesson is "if you drop your trousers, someone will go down the hole"?

  • @kendrickkomisarz9310
    @kendrickkomisarz9310 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Skaters vs Pirates" ah yes you just described Peter Pan

  • @darthvaderyan
    @darthvaderyan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that sumo game was great

  • @klaxoncow
    @klaxoncow 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lewis "the Grind King" Brindley.

  • @EzekielHateable
    @EzekielHateable 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video as always.

  • @DERTIgames
    @DERTIgames 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lewis must be the best pirate i've ever seen.

  • @misomiso8228
    @misomiso8228 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    GTA returns!

  • @reivergustavolopez8085
    @reivergustavolopez8085 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:58 WTF🐓🐓🐓

  • @nathanmiller9381
    @nathanmiller9381 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:40 duncan, its not nice to call your father a psychopath

  • @Barbarossa0521
    @Barbarossa0521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    To be fair to Zylus I'd imagine Osie dropping trou is indeed distracting enough to make you fall in a hole... (She IS best after all!)

  • @TheSilentflight
    @TheSilentflight 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    If Dread Hunger is any indication, none of you want the pirate life.

  • @Imagin8io
    @Imagin8io 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:39 - 7:45 I had this on in the background in the office with headphones in while I worked and I just let out the most strangled squeak-laugh. Fuck Sake Duncan XDDD

  • @spacemaria_
    @spacemaria_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nothing more Bristolians then wanting to become a pirate

  • @lalunafate
    @lalunafate 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The level of salt was deadly

  • @travishimebaugh8381
    @travishimebaugh8381 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't want rats to steal my pie

  • @CrabbyPattyLagune
    @CrabbyPattyLagune 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love that Duncan is the only one not really joining in on the banter because he's focusing so hard on trying to win. Also why he gets so incredibly salty when he wrecked.
    Farm that Duncan salt! 😀

  • @notoriousgoblin83
    @notoriousgoblin83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lewis really leaning into the "guidelines" thing

  • @صناعالفرحة-ل4ص
    @صناعالفرحة-ل4ص 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Very good

  • @SmashedHatProject
    @SmashedHatProject 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Priceless of the Caribbean's

  • @kylepinpin3037
    @kylepinpin3037 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can someone check if Mrs. Jones is okay? Sounds like she had quite an experience at a birthday party once

  • @PageAaron
    @PageAaron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love Duncan crying about his luck with prox bomb as it's someone's fault he ran over it.

  • @mikkalasse
    @mikkalasse 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Back in my day it was pirates vs ninjas!

  • @erock676
    @erock676 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please get a pirate game sponsor so you guys can do a live action pirating challenge! please please please please

  • @bluthree
    @bluthree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jesus, Ben, you don't ask a girl why she's bouncy.

  • @kinnarawanderer
    @kinnarawanderer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao the thumbnail
    Makes a lot more sense after watching the video

  • @DarthRevan42
    @DarthRevan42 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was expecting a live feed cut to them high fiving

  • @badchukun
    @badchukun 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    does anyone remember YogBox? i miss those days

  • @GrandiaKnight
    @GrandiaKnight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wasn't there skateboarding in Hook?

  • @acemarvel1564
    @acemarvel1564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yo ho ho
    And a bottle of gatorade

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The pirate life was only a viable lifestyle back in the era it existed. Do you want to be a pirate and die of scurvy, or be a normal person and die of cholera at age 26?

  • @Eewokney
    @Eewokney 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    can you guys go play Sea of Thieves together on a Galleon?

  • @Goddamnlackofnames
    @Goddamnlackofnames 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Looking forward to Hawk vs Sparrow

  • @siegelink9549
    @siegelink9549 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want to see a sumo were there is a full wall around them but everyone is in ramp cars. Someone please make that.

  • @RustyShank703
    @RustyShank703 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    A W.. for the old heads