"Hey Google, what is cringe" activated my google home on the other side of my apartment. Yet when I'm standing right in front of it, it doesn't do shit half the time.
@@protonjones54 it was cards with your favorite characters, and your friend would always have better ones. It's the perfect recipe for 10-year olds to wanna trade em. Most kids didn't actually play the card game.
@@Totomeister we were at a bar and two guys started fighting outside. One pulled a gun, so the other guy started running into the bar to hide, and the crazy mf started shooting into the bar. My wife got hit in the arm. She’s fine now but has a pretty badass scar
@@Totomeister yeah they just arrested him about a month ago. Grand jury trial was last week and they indicted him, full trial is coming up soon. He also shot two other people that night. The guy he was aiming at was hit in the spine, and is paralyzed from the waist down now. Also my sister-in-law’s fiancé took a stray bullet to the leg. He was on crutches for about 3 weeks but is fine now with no ill effects other than a scar.
When I was in 1st through 4th grade the rubber band bracelets were a necessity. I got a knockoff one that broke during class and people made fun of me until I convinced my mom to get a real one.
I still have a bracelet my sister made for me in like 2013 or something, I think the loom itself is stuffed in a box somewhere Edit: apparently that toy wasn't a thing until 2013, sure felt like it was 2008
Listen up kids ! And parents should listen as well ! DONT PUT ANY PLASTIC IN YOUR MICROWAVE. Dont warm, heat or bake anything in a plastic recipient. Even plastic "designed" to be microwaved deteriorate badly. It's straight up bad. Use glass tupperwares instead or good old fashioned plates. Furthermore glass is environmentally friendlier.
 no, not at all. You can say the same thing about every generation. Its just that this one grew up with everything being recorded, and just the internet as a whole, so its easy to see the cringe once its recognized as it.
You activated both my alexa and my google home. Alexa thanks you for calling it cringe and google misheard you and thought you said "what is drink" and explained what drink means to me.
Heelys were cringe in my eyes only because I had a kid in high school who would try to purposely bump into everyone as he rolled along the hallway and we fucking hated him lol
Smart homes are kinda cringe tbh. All of that monitoring to different corps and govts just so your older brother can turn off your XBOX one before you finished the 5th wave of Cod Black-ops zombies
'I never used MSN Messenger.' *5 seconds later, after the video talks about cringey status updates* 'I did do that...' It's pretty cringe that you'd lie about something so small
I know this video is a little older but thought you'd like to know that you triggered my Google Home. It launched into the definition and uses of methamphetamines.
I love how Coney thinks he knows everything because he was born in the late 1980s and it's then shown he's completely wrong. I think he's probably only been correct about 2 things the entire time
What do YOU think is the cringiest thing?
Not subbing to the channel, because it’s FREE and takes no time at all.
Not being a fan of Coney!
Not hitting the subscribe button
avril lavigne
losing the matchup lmao
"Hey Google, what is cringe" activated my google home on the other side of my apartment. Yet when I'm standing right in front of it, it doesn't do shit half the time.
You gotta talk to it as white as possible.
@@CascadePSA I am white
@@sarougeau but are you Coney white?
Don't worry. He just has the most generic voice possible.
0:33 Watch Mojo employee got capped and one of the last things that could have been in their minds was "damn this would make a great Top 5..."
"Having wet socks isn't the worst thing that can happen to you. you could have your head chopped off!"
I can bare any low-effort content as long as coney makes it better. This man is a mastermind for great content!
Man, Coney's so entertaining to listen to, he has so much potential to become a big time youtuber.
4:53 legit considered clicking off even though i love coney lmao
Man, I long for the days of every kid rolling around on hellys at literally every school gathering. And also the Pokémon card black market.
man i love hellys
I never understood why the pokémon TCG took off. Just play the fucking games? They're more engaging, and fun? idk
@@protonjones54 it was cards with your favorite characters, and your friend would always have better ones. It's the perfect recipe for 10-year olds to wanna trade em. Most kids didn't actually play the card game.
can you imagine how it feels being one generation off your sibling? This is how it felt like
12:43 Coney with a fedora
Fedoney
12:43 that’s literally Coney himself😂😂
I’m bummed I missed this stream, I could’ve told Coney about the time my wife got shot (she survived because she is a woman #girlwood)
Did she get shot by the Back-Up?
@@Totomeister we were at a bar and two guys started fighting outside. One pulled a gun, so the other guy started running into the bar to hide, and the crazy mf started shooting into the bar. My wife got hit in the arm. She’s fine now but has a pretty badass scar
@@fletch-a-sketch9250 holy fuck mate, that's crazy. Glad to know she's okay #girlwood. Did they arrest the guy?
@@Totomeister yeah they just arrested him about a month ago. Grand jury trial was last week and they indicted him, full trial is coming up soon. He also shot two other people that night. The guy he was aiming at was hit in the spine, and is paralyzed from the waist down now. Also my sister-in-law’s fiancé took a stray bullet to the leg. He was on crutches for about 3 weeks but is fine now with no ill effects other than a scar.
@@fletch-a-sketch9250damn im a little late but so you know how long they are in jail for?
When I was in 1st through 4th grade the rubber band bracelets were a necessity. I got a knockoff one that broke during class and people made fun of me until I convinced my mom to get a real one.
Damn that's what you get for getting a knockoff
Trying to say fake things don't count by saying "you can't not use real things" 2:51
Coney’s underrated
21:44 i had something similar, these popped off insanely for a month or 2 and then vanished
I still have a bracelet my sister made for me in like 2013 or something, I think the loom itself is stuffed in a box somewhere
Edit: apparently that toy wasn't a thing until 2013, sure felt like it was 2008
I took a DNA test and because the DNA match results are public, I found out my Uncle had a son even he wasn’t aware of.
20:33 this killed me bro
Damn.. wore fedora to homecoming.. wore trucker hats while skating.. had rubber bands everywhere lmao. I skipped the heelys bs tho
fuck that part with the marriage blanket and shot gun back up had me crying from laughing so hard
See, it's fine for me to get mad at terrible content because Coney gets the viewer engagement, not mojo.
i like how one of the most cringiest things in the list is twitter, when the people who make it cringe are all the boomer politicians.
Listen up kids !
And parents should listen as well !
DONT PUT ANY PLASTIC IN YOUR MICROWAVE.
Dont warm, heat or bake anything in a plastic recipient. Even plastic "designed" to be microwaved deteriorate badly.
It's straight up bad. Use glass tupperwares instead or good old fashioned plates.
Furthermore glass is environmentally friendlier.
Taking a selfie with your bananas. Cringiest thing I've ever seen.
As a zoomer, yeah
Fellas, ya ever hate your generation with a burning passion?
 no, not at all. You can say the same thing about every generation. Its just that this one grew up with everything being recorded, and just the internet as a whole, so its easy to see the cringe once its recognized as it.
Fellas, you ever sit at the table and your dog randomly starts attacking your balls?
You activated both my alexa and my google home. Alexa thanks you for calling it cringe and google misheard you and thought you said "what is drink" and explained what drink means to me.
Heelys were cringe in my eyes only because I had a kid in high school who would try to purposely bump into everyone as he rolled along the hallway and we fucking hated him lol
Smart homes are kinda cringe tbh. All of that monitoring to different corps and govts just so your older brother can turn off your XBOX one before you finished the 5th wave of Cod Black-ops zombies
Emojis, selfies, and social media are the worst things if the 2010's
Please don't challenge the math problem guy.
I'm not ready for more math problems
One of my best friends got shot 9 times and he said by far the worst part about it was having the tube for his catheter removed at the hospital
Top 10 cringiest things of the 2010s aka top 10 things coney enjoyed about the 2010s
My phone stopped to listen when you said Hey Google
7:41 coney triggered my google home and it started explaing to me was meth was...
You want something to cook your chicken? Bro! Just buy a KFConsole.
avrill levine and coney get five things dedicated to them in the same video lmaoo
Coney I'm so glad you pointed out your calves cuz I was kind of noticed it too
Godammit Coney you made my alexa explain what meth is! Lol
Holy shit I've been wearing the same "livestrong" bracelet for like 10 years now. I feel naked without it.
Comments, I’m asking you:
Would it be cringe for me, a 20yo college student, to buy Heelys and use them around campus/everyday life?
God I wish that were me, Birmingham has a ton of slopes I could just zoom down with ease
Nah that’s a big brain move
OH god i recognize the pasta boat from when i was little, my mom had one and i can tell you right now not one of the things we made in it was pasta
5:23 god damnit coney, please, no
Lmao my Alexa turned on when he said called it cringe
8:43 he actually sold his stock then bought it again at a lower price
Keep getting richer I guess lol
infinite money Hack (WORKING 2021)
'I never used MSN Messenger.'
*5 seconds later, after the video talks about cringey status updates*
'I did do that...'
It's pretty cringe that you'd lie about something so small
Bro fedoras were definitely a thing in like around 2009-2010
6:12 iCloud Backup bb
Dammit, I wore a Fedora hat to my school formal...
I know this video is a little older but thought you'd like to know that you triggered my Google Home. It launched into the definition and uses of methamphetamines.
Pasta boat in my dorm
we have somethign like a mighty mesh for our garage and it works decently
Haven’t watched the video yet but I assume they skip past the strangely large amount of Nazis in this segment
very... interesting stream
wait what
My alexa just said that's really nice I think my alexa is dumb
Bro 911 hahahahaha
you activated my google home!! !
CONEY YOU UPSET THE ALEXA
Damn, those are some fucking calves, Mr. Zz
Top 10 Coneys of All Time
This set off my fucking Google home
My Alexa fucking turned on
MSN Messenger was the GOAT. That list is wrong.
you made my Alexa feel bad :(!
Coney vbideos are awesome!
The avril lavigne ones were a personal attack on me
They may have monetised it, but it appears Coney didn't :(
My Alexa did respond and said thanks
dw Coney, having that many bananas is really cool
coney can turn 25 minutes of watchmojo into nonstop peak entertainment. that is *very* impressive
What if they made a top 10 watch mojo videos video???
Oh no you went to far its like 0 divided by 0 all over again
my friend’s tag is fedoradude… i’m gonna send this to him… he’s not gonna like it…
that’s why i’m not watching your streams anymore i’m not good looking enough
I come back to this video because of the thumbnail
Coney is correct about the fedora anthropology
it's not cringe if you're showing off something in a box
FED:OMEGALUL:RAS
I love how Coney thinks he knows everything because he was born in the late 1980s and it's then shown he's completely wrong.
I think he's probably only been correct about 2 things the entire time
hard agree on the Gervais thing
More like gerBASED
Day 11 of asking Coney to make a stream of him just reading children's books
22:24 apperentely It Is for americans like you female watchmojo narrator
24:00 America moment
I agree. Doggo lingo is so fucking cringe
Ricky Gervais is also an outspoken bigot so like. Yeah he's pretty cringe imo
Really? I didnt know this, thought he was pretty left leaning. Who is he bigoted against?
@@spong266 Ricky Gervais is pretty consistent about making jokes that are at the expense of transgender folks
Coney has never been shot before?
CRINGE
not for lack of trying
@@CONEYZZ oh
@@CONEYZZ for lack of what then?
WatchMojo is #1 cringe of 2010's
doggo talk is very cringe
The cringiest thing about zoomers is being born amirite
coney maybe YOU should market to cool, good looking people. instead you have us.
I wish i had 250 banana
Oh my god don't even get me started on Zoomers bro they're the worst
I am a zoomer :(
@@lval7778 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha L
@@Anonymongoose yeah imagine being a zoomer… hahaha hahaha hahaha😅
Avoid guns and fix America's hospital system
Did he just call it a-di-das instead of adi-das
B a n a n a
twitch streamer coney
Sad zoomer noices
Mojo
Hm
Just ban guns - only Europe tings
no u
Wow
Yeah I hate my generation