0:44 Nicole Tran song 4:20 intro 8:26 Kill Tony Band 13:32 Jay Joder 21:17 David Lucas 25:21 John Gap 33:04 Keenan 42:20 William Montgomery 49:37 Elizabeth Strickling 1:02:02 Caroline Smith 1:10:02 Gordan X 1:20:34 Stick Boy 1:26:55 pubic hair competition 1:29:45 Arturo Purello 1:36:39 Sparx 1:46:31 Todd Royce
Yeah, it's an amateur move that's sorta the point. People freeze up and waste their own time. It's not on purpose, it's a symptom of losing ones composure.
I was at this show and about 20 minutes after the show when I was walking back to the car Gordon was walking the other direction angrily telling one of his friends how much he didn't give a fuck that he bombed. It was pretty funny
Normally, I would say it was kind of cruel, but you don't sign up for this show and not know what they do ... if you're ugly ... you'll get ugly jokes ... fat ... fat jokes ... short short jokes ... bad at comedy ... comedy jokes. Probably not made for civilians, but they should know what they are getting into.
She was in way over her head, and you just knew David Lucas was gonna blast her. But as funny as it was, I’ll have to admit I was feeling bad for her by the end. I think the band was too.
Why did nobody fire straight back at David seeing that he was literally fatter than a person he was fat shaming? lol. Like, how is that even a roast?? The others were funny, but David can't say shit about weight. David seems like the type to bully then weak kid at school to get laughs from the jocks.
A worthy finale to Kill Tony Mania. Shoutout to the whole crew. A really fun and memorable episode. By the way I love Williams new pandering schtick, can't wait to see how he evolves it.
I tried to watch this in bed with headphones with my sleeping wife and 3 yr old daughter next to me and the powers out cuz pg&e are trippin over wind so its hella quiet and I’m hella high on edibles and I was really trynna not laugh too loud and wake them up but when the band came out lookin like 3 outta 7 of the 7 dwarfs on snow white and Jeramiah walking like that with his pick i was dying dude and then he ran up tony i was dead man i had to turn this shit off there no way i can watch this right now i am way too high
I just thought of this in the moment as I heard it. David Lucas told the guy at 1:16 " you aren't afraid to get on stage" perfect follow up.. But i'm sure the stage is afraid of you getting on it"
i laughed so hard at the comparison of pubic hair and they forgot about the other minor on stage that my co workers on the production floor thought something was wrong when i put down my tools to hang onto my ladder i was laughing so hard
Joelberg with the joke about the fat girl being a center genuinely made me belly laugh
Did you accidentally truffle shuffle
Had to rewind to hear it and it still got me good.
i slapped the floor.
I don't even like football and oh my god that was good
57:05
0:44 Nicole Tran song
4:20 intro
8:26 Kill Tony Band
13:32 Jay Joder
21:17 David Lucas
25:21 John Gap
33:04 Keenan
42:20 William Montgomery
49:37 Elizabeth Strickling
1:02:02 Caroline Smith
1:10:02 Gordan X
1:20:34 Stick Boy
1:26:55 pubic hair competition
1:29:45 Arturo Purello
1:36:39 Sparx
1:46:31 Todd Royce
❤️❤️
Not all heros wear caps
Autism much?
Ryan Callahan?
Thanks!
That joke that Joelberg made about hiking the ball to the Quarterback is one of best I have ever heard.
She lost more calories in that roast then she has from every hike
🤣
This was the best Kill Tony Ever! Thank you Amy Shumer.
The starting made me realize how horrible it would be if redban hosted the show solo
Ian have you watched episode 403 yet?! Haha
He got a good talking to at 403 1:17:15. TrashedCan probably doesn't remember it, but whatever Tony said to him worked.
Wrurlds worst co host
Redban needs to be replaced. He sucks here like he did with Rogan
Redban won’t let me in his house
David Lucas's laugh sounds like Joaquin pheonix's joker
Worse. #isitpossible
Jazz Beats I hate everything about you.
@@13daysproductions cool
That hiking to a quarterback joke was one of my favorite of kill Tony history !
People gotta stop giving shout outs at the start of their 1 minute sets.
Shoutout to Richard Alcatraz
Oh shit, wow, huh, shout out to the fact that I now have only thirty seconds left... Meow.
Shouts out to Tony chen
Yeah, it's an amateur move that's sorta the point. People freeze up and waste their own time. It's not on purpose, it's a symptom of losing ones composure.
Let’s give it up for mini mouse y’all!
When Tony laughs at the darkest jokes with those evil eyes - This man has some deep darkness and hate within. The best.
Gordon X was the most annoying person on the show in a long time
Jefftheostrich Tony was way too nice to his ass
I was at this show and about 20 minutes after the show when I was walking back to the car Gordon was walking the other direction angrily telling one of his friends how much he didn't give a fuck that he bombed. It was pretty funny
He was so irritating
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a worse bomb than that. He was dripping with unfunny. Totally unlikable.
The guy clearly has a lot of issues. True car crash viewing. Loved it.
Great episodes. Kill Tony Mania did not disappoint.
If ya can’t take the “Roast” don’t poke at the panel .......
She is fat looking for a roast dinner, but she got a different kind of roast
Burn*
Normally, I would say it was kind of cruel, but you don't sign up for this show and not know what they do ... if you're ugly ... you'll get ugly jokes ... fat ... fat jokes ... short short jokes ... bad at comedy ... comedy jokes. Probably not made for civilians, but they should know what they are getting into.
58:25
Yep.
I don't blame her one bit for bailing though..
That on stage breakdown was hilarious to watch😂😂💀
it must be brutal knowing you bombed then hearing tony say "alright lets talk about it"
i get nervous for any comedian at that point.
Is it better to get thrown off straight away, or roasted... :)
Damn killing the stand up game at 17.....and she can't even stand up
Shrimp_ Daddy did you really just steal a joke from Nicole Arbour of all people
@@Geerant37 possibly....i don't really know who she is I only heard of her because she had a beef with Louis J Gomez. So I guess I did if you say so.
@@Geerant37 do you really know Nicole Arbour jokes? Yikes
Whoopie goldberg really violated her virgin ears with all that robot fucking talk
@@Geerant37damn never see someone stay so quiet 😆 🤣
caroline's line to the big guy about parking was fantastic
He should have given the mic stand to Caroline. She seemed very handi.
The uninterrupted minute rule getting enforced and the true fairness in the roasting is the special sauce.
they talked about weird new age sex machines with a high school kid on stage for a good 10 minutes... I'm dying
and then had a pube off in front of her.
49:40 is when the Dark Side starts. Great roasting.
She was no-shit crying to her friend at her table after the set. Then she left, minutes later.
R.I.P the hiking lady
At least she won’t be lying next time
she seemed really nice and she seemed to take the jokes well all until she left :p
She was in way over her head, and you just knew David Lucas was gonna blast her. But as funny as it was, I’ll have to admit I was feeling bad for her by the end. I think the band was too.
i think david like likes elizabeth n was being mean cause he has a crush on her...
why else would a grown man act so childish
LOL! "Elizabeth, do u do anything for fun?"
David: "she makes charcuterie boards!" 😂
Joelberg with the slam dunk at 57:08
They ripped that lady to shreds lol
The old prospector band playing 'Gold digger' is brilliant! I cant stop watching this show.
Good ep. Big lady just setting up the panel for alley oops. Lol Joel with that hike joke
Some people never make it out of the mines..
That was the craziest episode ever....
Jesus that roast of that woman was fucking painful
In this week's episode of Sue Tony, the gang sexually harasses a 17 year old cripple
Tony was so nice to that Gordon guy, didn’t wanna see him cry on stage! Good shit
Joe Rogan ate my aunt's liver with some fava beans and a nice canned coffee.
Throughout the show the couple in the front row remind me of those long, waving, flailing-arm tubemen outside of car lots.
Saw this at 1hour 49min in and that spaz in the white cant sit fucking still.
that david lucas laugh at the fat chick.... priceless
REDBAN KILLING IT ON THE UPLOADS!
@@elfidd824 TROLLBANNNNNNN
I have to call a doctor now for my erection has lasted much more than 4 hours. Thanks guys.
The front row of every single show is where the producers of the show are seated. 😉👍
This is the best episode I've seen yet. I laughed nonstop.
I fear our time with David Lucas is short... hopefully, due to comic stardom, and not type 2.
Calvin James thats funny I have no health problems but funny 😆
@@DavidLucasComedian
Being fat is the health problem my nigga
@@DavidLucasComedian Well here's wishing you fame and good health for the future! You're killing it right now. Much love from the UK!
@@TheCalvinProblen He's killing something. Probably his heart. Lol
@@DavidLucasComedian lol, obesity, the pinnacle of health
Might have to add this episode to top five all time.
Tony should apologize to the audience member who boo'd Keenan
Yeah. And to me for William being so horrible and always screaming into the mic. FUCK WILLIAM
@@thomasbaldwin8030 william will always be a thousand times cooler than you
@@pyramidion5911 why one thousand?
Gordon is a huge nerd, MGS jacket, Portal references, he's even called Gordon, like Freeman.
Joelbergs center joke to Amy Schumer was GOATED
Jesus christ they tore amy schumer a new one 😂😂💀
This was such a good episode
Watching this in 2023, what ever happened to Karoline Smith?
"I'm Jimmy Bobcat and I eat rocks!"
Absolutely one of the best episodes, Caroline killed it and the closing was awesome 👍👍
Jeremiah and that one guy were within an inch of being arrested for exposure in front of hot wheels over there
"I have a burn for you"... and at that moment she knew, she fucked up.
boy the panel was rough this episode xD
Overweight hells angel...was not expecting that lol
Greatest impromptu roast of all time!! Legendary!
Excellent episode. Caroline's set was so damn good!
I can’t believe how thin he was back then!
I can see you hiking into a quarterback lol
Wowzers watching these old kill tony shows because I can’t get enough but wow what a hell of an episode Caroline Smith is awesome
1:48:30 - Holy shit! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!
Not from Jeremiah!! I expected it from Redban and Tony but... Not from him!
Think of the children!
Underrated roast. Shit had me rolling.
Why did nobody fire straight back at David seeing that he was literally fatter than a person he was fat shaming? lol. Like, how is that even a roast?? The others were funny, but David can't say shit about weight. David seems like the type to bully then weak kid at school to get laughs from the jocks.
The most beautiful opening of any podcast ever god damn!
"you gotta stretch it out like a first down marker" had me cackling
"probably acid or coke" 🤣 they're so incredibly different
1:13:13 "...you fucking overweight Hells Angel" 🤣
A worthy finale to Kill Tony Mania. Shoutout to the whole crew. A really fun and memorable episode.
By the way I love Williams new pandering schtick, can't wait to see how he evolves it.
FF: He won’t
😁 this is awesome I'm trying to keep up
God damn some of those roasts made my toes curl but when David hits the perfect beat he fucking destroys
They definitely went too hard with the fat jokes on that poor girl.
Came here for the 1:04:00 mark. It didn't disappoint.
They let Elizabeth Strickling have it. It was brutal and hilarious
I tried to watch this in bed with headphones with my sleeping wife and 3 yr old daughter next to me and the powers out cuz pg&e are trippin over wind so its hella quiet and I’m hella high on edibles and I was really trynna not laugh too loud and wake them up but when the band came out lookin like 3 outta 7 of the 7 dwarfs on snow white and Jeramiah walking like that with his pick i was dying dude and then he ran up tony i was dead man i had to turn this shit off there no way i can watch this right now i am way too high
Hello, me??? Are you there? Fucking love it.
Is that your standup minute? You bombed dude.
Yes Pat ... I would like to buy some punctuation ... Jesus man ... use a comma.
"We like golden nuggets" "David likes chicken nuggets" 🤠❤️🤠
are we gonna ignore how the miner 49er predicted Robert Patterson as Batman?
I pray Gordon X didn't survive the 'Rona
13:35 first comic
The sea shanty at the beginning gave me chills. She killed.
William is my favorite friend I’ve never met and his stories are my lifeblood
Nah the high school girl literally made me laugh out loud protect that child
Sometimes i hate William, sometimes he is hilarious
Davids laugh is contagious loll
God bless the lady singing that song.Wherever she is right now...
Band comes out around 8:30
1:03:14 “BOOM AND THAT IS HOW YOU KILL TONY”
I just thought of this in the moment as I heard it. David Lucas told the guy at 1:16 " you aren't afraid to get on stage" perfect follow up.. But i'm sure the stage is afraid of you getting on it"
Todd Royce's wrestling bit with the band... is exactly how wrestling goes. and politics.
I would love to see a highlight reel of William Montgomery micd up when he's just talking to KT members on stage, off mic
nuggets of William
Jeremiah got sideshow bob feet😂
What song are they playing at the 24:30 mark?
i laughed so hard at the comparison of pubic hair and they forgot about the other minor on stage that my co workers on the production floor thought something was wrong when i put down my tools to hang onto my ladder i was laughing so hard
i like that william is in all the thumbnails💖
31:54 sounds exactly like that guy from Sunny in Philadelphia
jesus i have to sleep
David Lucas’s laugh sounds like stewie griffin the episode where he tries codeine.
Move over Mexican Drum-off..the Caucasian Pube-off is the new hot show in town.
Lmfao redban dropping those dell jokes😂
I thought forsure Chroma Chris was gonna get choke slammed haha
Jeremiah Chris or Joel could take David Lucas alone hes an unaware clown
Shoutout to Tim Pool --- mentions Tony:
th-cam.com/video/ZmKtQTiQmUg/w-d-xo.html
(timestamp 9:24 at above link)
...AAND STIIILL THE BEST SHOW ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET! K I L L T O N Y!!!!!!
That subtle wave to the dudes chick was so crazy I fucken love this show (12:53). Band leaders the man!
Poor big woman. Looks like a scene from Nutty Professor...maybe she'll find a formula to lose weight.
I'd hit. I am into the large ladies.
Ryan's walk off was a boss move.
Whose?
That's the first walk off I've seen on this show.
37:20 another "Tony stuck on an out of control sled ride"
Fuck yeah. I've been waiting to see Caroline Smith again 😊 she should be a regular
When was redban and william scruffle